Ill show u what an ugly kunt can do to a pretty boi like urself, like I said ill bite ur fucking nose off phaggot wont b so pretty then ay dikhead? Wow u think ur a mad Kunt! Others talked to me and met up with me not pretty bois like urself either fuk wit. Get off ur high chair kunt. As for u im not worried u only have size over me lol, dont matter how big u r, u still bleed like ne other kunt. Like I said fight me see what happens, as for ur sake ud wanna know how to throw that weight around.. u best b prepared to knock me out or kill me kunt cus ill go hectic on u kunt. An yer il bite ya ****ing face off phaggot, better be prepared to loose ur image kunt. As for ur mates ill bring myy tonga mate again, his naturally bigger then u all lol, and he knows how to use his weight guarenfukingteed.. so bring it bitch
First for voting for Corbyn
First for voting for Corbyn
tuna mayo sandwich with sweetcorn and red onion for a late lunch lads
First for voting for corbyn
nth for voting for anime
>>73837036
you know when you owe a dealer money and he sends some guy after you to get the money
what do you call that guy
nth for voting for corbyn
think I have a gambling addiction lads
>>73837150
The enforcer bro
what do girls think of phimosis?
sleep is an interesting thing hmm.. why do we even need to sleep/
what if the world resets, what if the simulation we're living in resets every time we sleep
>>73837150
paid goon, hired thug
>>73837177
can't get enough of it, especially when they get to the smeggy core
im in love with icelad
Uh excuse me [adjusts glasses] I think you'll find that you won't be voting for Corbyn unless you live in Islington North.
FUCK
all my car windows just stopped working and it's raining out
>>73837197
hired goons?
Jesus christ lads I locked my wanking suitcase too tight help me
>>73837177
sounds revolting
>>73837150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsUuhW7WbIg
dont like corbyn and think he would be a disaster but might vote for him for the memes and banter if he gets in
>>73837150
Goon
>>73837255
howling desu
>>73837261
LONDON
>the MI6 literally killed one of their own and covered it up, and nobody speaks about it
thought that only happened in 3rd world countries
>>73837252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsUuhW7WbIg
>Brits call the tic enforcer a "goon"
Fucking hell u Brits are as straight as a roundabout bent cnuts lmao
>>73837261
send boipus
>>73837298
proofs??
>>73837298
it was just an accident m8
>>73837326
goon is a yank word
>>73837298
If they'd killed him there would never have been a story at all.
>>73837326
>tic enforcer
haha this is a joke right?
Hi can you check my digits please thanks
>>73837386
seems to be in order
>>73837368
*yanks your chain*
the bic enforcer
>>73837261
>>73837197
>>73837165
>>73837269
I just get a bunch of hockey stuff when I google this
I wanted to read some crime stories
>>73837235
love you too
really looking forward to the match lads
drinking goon and listening to frank sinatra lads
I'll show you my thic enforcer
All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey
>>73837442
been looking forward to this post since the day you were born, george
why is harry styles in Dunkirk?
>>73837428
goon is also a film about an ice hockey player who likes to fight. i enjoed it but literally everyone thinks it was awful. but i dont care
>>73837150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsUuhW7WbIg
>drinking goon and listening to frank sinatra lads
>>73837456
and the potatoes are gone.
>>73837353
Can someone PLEASE explain to me where the influx of legitimate cuckold posters came from?
It started about 2 years ago, before that there wasn't 10 unironic comments in every thread about 'BBC' and regular hardcore cuckold porn spam on nearly all the boards
Go on fucking /gif/ and they always have at least 10 threads dedicated to cuckold porn, where they """""worship the BBC"""
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT
FUCK YOU YANKS FOR BRINGING THAT SHIT TO 4CHAN
>>73837488
why aren't you snogging me right now?
Drinking buckfast and listening to the rat pack lads
*shuts doors*
*turns off light*
*turns up heating on full despite being middle of summer*
*wipes my iphone*
*removes locks from doors*
*is connected to dodgy business in MI6 and GCHQ*
*padlocks myself in a bag*
*expert in rescuing people from confined spaces tries to lock himself in a similar bag 300 times fails and says its impossible*
Ahh just an accident
Once upon a time there was light in my life.
But now there's only love in the dark.
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
>>73837428
not really haha
>>73837557
Absolute train wreck of a post, action posting was a poor format for trying to get your point across using comedic devices you little wankstain
>>73837557
why would they turn the heating on?
>>73837600
aid decomposition of the body
>>73837600
cold out
>>73837532
don't fucking reply to me you twat
Drinking a limited edition can of pale ale and listening to Sleater Kinney lads.
sucking on a broncho stop cough pastille lads
>>73837600
cos my feet r bloody cold
>>73837532
Absolutely agree
Yanks creep me out with their cuck shit
>>73837620
yeah but the smell would be a dead giveaway + if these were trained professionals they'd know that decomposition of the body would be totally irrelevant
>>73837600
its a prank innit - its already stuffy in the bag so annoy the guy more buy making it extra hot
Mainlanders will never know what it feels like to have a proper diversity in banknotes
whats this about mi6?
Yanks idolise African Americans because they bully white yanks from the day they're born to the day they die
>>73837502
bit disappointing that the uk doesn't have celeb criminals
we have them
like jón stóri or birgir hákon
>>73837630
cuckold detected
>>73837683
wrong
>>73837668
got a snigger out of me
british weather
>>73837690
that's because all brits are criminals
>>73837716
Wouldn't particularly enjoy sex on a beach, salt water all over my knob stinging like fuck, you're alright mate
Reminder that this is the thread the janitor is going to delete at around 250 posts.
>>73837671
Bank of Ireland >>>>>> everything else
>>73837691
hello nigger
>>73837716
fuggg
>>73837723
woah /brit/ btfo
>>73837690
Charles bronson
check these quads
>>73837671
would definitely refuse to accept all of these pieces of monopoly money.
>>73837752
that would be you, you fat nosed dark skinned subhuman
>>73837716
Bit gay
>>73837747
I think the scots make the prettiest banknotes desu
Just did a slip into the abyss lol
check these quads
>>73837671
These £100 notes will be in high demand once GBP will become completely useless post brexit
>>73837738
>salt water all over my knob stinging like fuck
excuse me
>>73837482
wanked to this scene a lot when i was younger
My Olympic bf lads
>>73837680
>>73837683
>>73837690
>>73837691
>>73837696
>>73837704
read these posts about 100 times in a row while transporting my laptop around the house
started turning them into song lyrics
>>73837789
cuck
really wanna live in east germany lads
>>73837780
>Charles bronson
noice
what I was looking for
>>73837913
Christ almighty
>>73837938
ugly poor shithole even today
from this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNzTdF-MzYY
to THIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Kpx7xsTBE
JUUUUUUUUUUUUST
reading about near death experiences again
>>73837970
Really worried about the buttons on that shirt in the second video.
Really just imagine being Chad, how easy he has it
You wake up at 10am after a full night of GH-releasing sleep. Your hair looks effortlessly styled even when messy. You eat your breakfast and take a shirtless selfie "cooking eggs!" "it's bacon time!" and post it to IG.
You put on a plain white tee and some jeans. You haven't shaved or showered and your wardrobe is as basic as it gets but NONE of it matters because your face just makes everything work. It's the uglies who agonize over which direction to style their hair or how much stubble to trim or what shirt to wear with what pants to look good. All irrelevant to you.
Then your ride comes to pick you up. A limo from the agency to take you to your photoshoot of the day. You spend 2-3 hours in good lighting with a female model, posing and cracking jokes with snack breaks in between. You collect your fat paycheck and head out.
In between all this you've gotten literally hundreds of IOIs from women - on the street, on the train, in the grocery store. The entire world is like a runway because chicks keep GAWKING at you and cant control themselves. You have to hide a shit-eating grin - how can life be so amazing you wonder as you shake your head and laugh.
Now you go to the gym for some weight lifting and briefly glance at the bloated pimply moonfaces high-fiving each other over their 4 plate squats. You see a chick secretly snapping a pic of you from the corner of your eye but ignore it and laugh.
80th text message of the day comes in. It's the desperate sloot from tinder who has messaged you 3 times in a row, begging you to be her FWB. You don't feel like smashing though and just want to play video games. This thought doesn't give you any second-doubts or cognitive dissonance or anxiety over turning down sex because pussy is a never-ending stream for you, a commodity.
eardrum is wobbling again
told it ill give it something to wobble about and its calming down
>>73838023
SHAN NOT
Not one fucking word.
seriously whats that shit about mi6?
>>73838020
holding on for dear life
>>73838023
Shut the fuck up you literal spastic and die
>>73838072
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams
>>73838023
imagine being this sad and jealous of your fellow man
whats a GH
whats an IOI
>>73837898
what are those
>>73838112
so it was russia?
Feeling the urge to purchase an exotic insect
Perhaps a scorpion or a large mantid?
>>73838172
if it was russia, they'd say its russia you spastic nonce
>>73838192
What, to eat?
>you will never work for GCHQ
Just FUCK my shit up
>>73838112
preferred will young anyway
>>73838216
His hair looks fake
>>73837965
>ugly
it's aesthetic
>poor
it's about the same as most of britain
>shithole
far more community there than the west
>>73838197
they released the story to the press
intelligence agencies don't tend to admit who they kill
right
thats it
ive had enough
going to sleep now and i shant hear another word from you
to conclude my poem, id like to read an excerpt from post #73837668
"in the bag so annoy"
thank you
Thoughts?
>>73838242
filters + dyed
>>73838252
You must be 18 or over to post here
>>73838215
To care and to love for
Also if I let a mantid in the gaff it will hunt down and kill all the house spiders
>>73837738
why would salt water sting your knob, is it covered in sores or something?
>>73838305
he looks like a fucking lizard
"The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you"
Ancient Polish proverb
Hello darkness my old friend
Particle separation room is made without tables and chairs.
>>73838305
Based UKIP
*sniffs you*
>>73838359
>leaving in executive
font off normie
>>73838359
know the feeling mate
>>73838464
NEEDED that job like air
>Virgin Money CEO Jayne-Anne Gadhia opens up about her struggle with post-natal depression and the stresses she's faced as chief executive of the bank.
Woe is me!
>>73838482
bit gay
>>73838464
Prefer it if you didn't share this picture of me m8.
What is the final red pill?
The English army had just won the war
so happy I don't live in a shithole with loads of poisonous and scary insects
>>73838524
That nothing in life is worth getting worked up about
>>73838524
unironically being urself and avoiding all politics
>>73838486
>waa I'm so depressed what am I supposed to do as a millionaire CEO :((
having a gf is really nice
she's sleeping in my bed naked while I do some work on my dissertation
comfy
>>73838567
pics of gf?
if not describe her
>>73838524
There is no reason for the minions to be in Despicable Me. The entire film works just fine without them and they were clearly added in just for marketing purposes.
>>73838524
don't care
>>73838524
the ol' 'cide
Feel a bit sick, should probably go to the shop and buy some meds but I can't be bothered.
>>73838567
>sleeping till 20 to 5 in the afternoon
Bin her mate
still at work
>>73838587
Feel like I'm deteriorating every day. I'm going to end up in some fucking shit flat with bio oil slathered all over my face before I know it.
>>73838567
lick her fanny
>>73837036
anyone got a photo the classic photo of deano?
>>73838651
Chon file name and not a very British looking house
Suss af cunt
>>73838694
4chan x autochons all filenames, it's her
>>73838651
grim
>>73838673
>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha
Indie nonces
https://twitter.com/ahcabbage/status/855040038916300800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26pYeXq4e0
the fuck does it mean to switch
>>73838754
thanks friend
>>73838754
deano is the quintessential deluded tory voter
>>73838754
my fave gimmick of '''recent''' times
The S T A T E of this website and their servers.
>>73838771
howling
https://twitter.com/JoshGMM/status/855057926628802561
>>73837938
the only civilised bit is berlin and places near it like potsdam, used to live in chemnitz and lad they will eat you alive in saxony if your german is not good
>>73838851
looks like such a boring diet
vegans in my experience are all stick thin oddballs
>>73838651
pretty mediocre iah
>>73838836
Grim
https://twitter.com/EllieCorben/status/855073234055823362
>>73838524
Radical Tribalism
>>73838887
The best striker in the Premier League eats a vegan diet
>>73838851
but where will I get my meat, eggs and dairy?
>>73838836
why would you have a wank in the middle of a gig
bit weird
>>73838908
jealousy is a disease sweetie, I pray for your speedy recovery :) x
>>73838651
I remember this pic from /b/ mate, fake and gay
you alright yeah? how's your mum, she good yeah?
>>73838771
am i meant to know who they are
>>73838754
Sounds like literal paradise
i was there in the old days of grime all the time that's why i don't miss them
>>73838941
Rock and roll
https://twitter.com/NicoleSR1/status/854981234967142400
What's wrong with Deano exactly?
Seems like a well adjusted, social, productive member of society.
Left work early today AND I stole a teaspoon. I really just don't give a fuck any more, I'm out of control
>>73838924
>those legs
obviously drugs
http://www.strawpoll.me/12788015
http://www.strawpoll.me/12788015
http://www.strawpoll.me/12788015
>>73839035
unsustainable capitalist runt
Need a poo badly
Going to have to do one
>I'm voting Lib Dem to keep us in the EU!
Sounds a hell of a lot like
>I'm voting Lib Dem to abolish uni fees!
has there ever been an election where the party leaders were so lacklustre?
>>73839069
Nah i wish lived the Deano life
>>73839021
>Dad had a whinge at security instead of laying him out
what a fanny
ah yes watching/reading scary shite on youtube and reddit and now I'm too afraid to go downstairs again
>>73839091
you want to live payday to payday with a shitload of debt to pay off?
do you want a mental breakdown in your 30s?
Nearly crashed the van today, gave myself a right fucking scare.
>>73839082
1992?
Major, Kinnock, Ashdown
>>73839059
CORBYN SURGE
guess what her bf looks like
A vote for lib dems is a vote for tony blair
Whenever I download an album from a dodgy website I always imagine my computer screen going red and saying "danger danger virus virus" for the last few seconds before it finishes, it's pretty gay
>>73839082
Brown, Cameron, Clegg.
>>73839141
weedy bearded bloke with glasses
>>73839154
Feel like absolute shit just want Tony back
>>73839120
paki acid thrower?
Had a weird dream last night
My body was modified by technology to operate at peak level. Felt instantly more alert and energetic.
>>73839123
>live payday to payday
Doesn't seem like he's doing that at all, he has loads of fancy stuff in his gaff and can buy clothes every week
>shitload of debt
A mortgage? Better than renting desu
Plus I'd have a qt wife and some close mates to pub with
I connect the spots like connect the dots
>>73839141
Brown
>>73838836
who the fuck has a wank as they're singing live in a band?
What if we prevented double-digit IQ people from voting?
>>73839154
Aside from the Iraq War Tony did nothing wrong, Blair's Britain was a far more prosperous and nicer place to live than now.
>>73839230
/brit/ would lose its right to vote
girl i was sleeping with said she just wanted to be friends cause she was going through a weird period and doesn't know what she wants so i said that's fine and i'll be there for her through it, day four into ghosting her and haven't even opened the facebook messages feels good lads
>>73839189
Legiy. Qt wife who gives you a blowie a week and lets you smell her hair?
Sign me up!
>>73839239
he also gave the go ahead for mossad to plant bombs in the tube and on a bus for the 7/7 attacks
>>73839239
he borrowed from future generations to make the mid 90s great
>>73839275
well, half of it anyway
>>73839275
Maybe if we all clubbed together they'd let us have one vote for the whole thread.
>>73839282
>blowie a week
Never been with a girl who gave any less than 3 a week haha
>>73839230
then iq tests would be gerrymandered
>tfw
https://soundcloud.com/fwxx/16-nsa-worst-nightmare
punchcore
can't be dealing wi waiters that ask how yer meal is as yer scoffing ur gob full of food, it's in yer name fucking waiter minute
>>73839239
that's because he was the one who destroyed it
we are still feeling the aftershocks from his disastrous reign
>>73839059
PLAID CYMRU SURGE
>>73839411
There's a good reason why they do that you know.
>>73839411
They don't actually care but managers insist that they check back. Why would the waiter give a fuck, he didn't cook it
What if we only let people with double-digit IQ's vote?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsUczFfHvc
>tim actually thinks this sounds good
mental
>>73839442
labour would win
>>73839279
good lad
>>73839442
That would be racist
>>73839442
tories would win
>>73839456
just a camera test mate give him some slack
>>73839456
just a test mate
>>73839456
Been able to wash his hair at last I see.
>>73839442
plaid cymru would win
I WAS ALRIGHT TILL THEY TOOK ME OFF MY MEDICATION
>>73839442
then iq tests would be gerrymandered
>>73839279
Legend
>>73839456
he actually played a few chords correctly in there at the beginning for the first time ever
can't understand how he can buy a £2000 guitar but not buy a £5 tuner
>>73839442
>implying the lib dems would not win
>>73839555
tim's an idiot and takes his guitar to a music shop to get it tuned
>>73839545
woke
would rather be stabbed than have acid thrown in my face
this lad is fucking fascinating
a pseudo-Elliot roger, half jap/half brit who is fairly autistic but in a self aware way, obsessed with shagging
has a jap gf who has a kid and he now considers himself 'stepdad' to the kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmqNttkf5uQ
He's getting ready to delete the thread.
Doing a prediction
http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/cgi-bin/usercode.py?CON=41&LAB=27&LIB=10&UKIP=11&Green=3&NewLAB=&TVCON=&TVLAB=&TVLIB=&TVUKIP=&TVGreen=&SCOTCON=&SCOTLAB=&SCOTLIB=&SCOTUKIP=&SCOTGreen=&SCOTNAT=&display=AllChanged®orseat=%28none%29&boundary=2015
this will be no problem for a jock
lads gotta dress up like im from the 80s for an event
any suggestions
I am so smart, I am so smart
B - R - I - T
wonder what would happen if we only let people with 150+ IQs vote
Got some yank money
Never seen anything other than rap music on the front page of Soundcloud
>>73839416
Ah yes, I forgot when the Blair government implemented Austerity, destroyed public services, massively redistributed public money to the upper classed via quantitative easing, sold off public services to the Chinese government, gutted our armed forces as well as destroyed our foreign relations by scapegoating the EU at every turn before implementing a referendum that should never have gone ahead to fix internal issues in his own political party.
*pinches your bum*
alri mate?
>>73839631
bobby sands
bring a cheeseburger and tin of coke as props
>>73839631
mozza
On a party-by-party basis, the average (childhood) IQ scores for 2001 voters were:
Green - 108.3
Liberal Democrat - 108.2
Conservative - 103.7
Labour – 103
Plaid Cymru - 102.5
Scottish National - 102.2
UK Independence - 101.1
British National - 98.4
Did not vote/None of the above - 99.7
lib dems and greens confirmed to be to smart to win
oi lads what was that channel with the drunk bloke who would walk around train tracks and shout 'malt liqour' at people
>>73839651
never seen american money in real life. are the notes actually green?
>>73839686
Too soon lad
gigantic wasp just flew in my room
absolutely demolished the cunt with a quick swipe
shan't be allowing any runt wasp sting me this year
>>73839635
B-I-R-T
I mean
B-R-I-T
Hate corbyn
Hate foreners
Hate bankers
Hate experts
Hate gays
Hate women
Hate modern art
Hate the new pound
>>73839639
Lib Dem landslide
>>73839727
*smiles at you*
>>73839709
lib dems confirmed to be to smart to win
>>73839713
More grey with a tint of green
>>73839709
didn't know ukip existed in 2001 desu
>>73839639
plaid cymru would win
>>73839686
rude
>>73839688
hmm
mozza is a massive bellend tho
I should probably stop trying to jack off to simpsons porn desu
>>73839748
Hate happy people
>Yank TV shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkO2_LdgSas
got called a you dont belong here in croydon
>>73839709
>decimals in IQ scores
>>73839709
How do they get this information?
>>73839774
nonce
>>73839778
Is there a particular beverage you feel strongly positive about?
>>73839709
>UK Independence - 101.1
>British National - 98.4
so... this... is the power of the white race
>>73839774
>>73839791
hmmm
are you aware this is satire mate?
>>73839801
they make it up
used to work near the UKIP head office, unironically sent anyone who asked me for directions to it into this minging narrow lane in the woods with shitloads of potholes
>>73839774
try harder. the comic with hugo/lisa, bart/marge is hot af
>>73839754
they were a fringe pressure group, much like labour today
>>73839808
LOVE san pelligrino limonata
This new Adam Sandler movie is genuinely one of the worst things I've ever seen desu
>>73839755
think i shall be voting Plaid
at least in the council elections
really irritable today
might have a wank
>>73839801
it's fake news UKIP are the most intelligent mate
w2c?
>>73839858
Anti-semite
hate pints
My IQ is 163 and I don't vote
>>73839910
'sheed
>>73839857
Bender
>>73839858
>movie
foy
what does it mean when a job is fixed term
>>73839885
shave your jugular
>>73839839
Wow, really?
>>73839840
>>73839890
If you don't know the answer don't fucking reply to me.
>>73839862
>>73839935
I said I hate gays though
>>73839931
>tfw when too intelligent to care about politics
>>73839857
aranciata desu
>>73839949
try and stop me
don't know my IQ
>>73839988
I do
>>73839988
it's your last 2 digits
>>73839988
me neither. can't grasp the questions enough to even guess an answer.
>>73839651
buy a hambburger
my iq is 98, just 2 points off the maximum possible
burping aside, reddit and maymay is a good show
>>73839949
got the paper if you want to read it
you got a uni login?