This is LITERALLY the average American. For shame.

>>73836430
How will America ever recover?

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>>73836602
I wouldn't wipe my ass on the Daily mail.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4134762/Woman-fell-scooter-Walmart-shames-online-trolls.html

>>73836430
>Using your legs to walk around like a plan
No need to be jelly bruce

>>73836878
Like a plan? You mean a plan to to be an immense fat ass?

>>73836966
I assume pleb was autocorrected

>>73837172
More like his fat fingers hit the wrong keys.

>>73837204
HOW CAN BURGER EVER RECOVER

>>73837204
lmao

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>>73837172
>>73837204
>>73837258
>Americans' fingers are too fat for their keyboard

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>>73836430
>his country is so primitive and 3rd world he still has a use for his legs

Literally cannot attempt to fabricate such outrageous claims

>>73836430
Omg xD, nice one Australia!
*frantically upvotes you post*

>>73837892
xD im gonna include u in the reddit post

Legoodguyobamaface.bmp

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>>73837204

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>>73837892
>>73838225
>Being THIS mad

>>73836602
>>73836776
That's a woman? Thought it was a guy

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>>73837204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjF7HKSaaI

how does that even happen though? how they balloon up like that? doesn't it take an insane amount of food to turn into a barely human pachyderm?

>>73838491
OP's image is from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRl1zMUKTxQ, the guys not actually fat he just has like 200 shirts on.

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Oh look the rest of the world is still extremely jealous of the greatest country

IN EVERY WAY

>>73838718
I know that's ethan, I'm asking about the general landwhale phenomenon >>73836602

>>73838835
eating excessive food for years will make your skin expand as a result and give you the whale look. plus, americans cant work out for shit so they just remain that way forever.

>>73836430
i think that's a normal guy with like 50 shirts on

>>73836602
Jesus, this is too funny.

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Americans are fat, stupid and ruled by Jews.

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Australia is fat too.
Anglos stop eating high calorie food.

>>73840210
If it wasn't for the anglos, Canada would be lower on that chart.

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>>73840041
>This is what a normal guy in America looks like

>>73840298
Ethan looks really soft in general, like his body forgot to go through puberty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jufM0i_YU6U

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>>73837204
Give this man a VB.

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>>73837204

why are brits leafs and kangaroo fuckers so obsessed with us? jealousy of the fellow anglos being less relevant that they want to be?

>>73840210
fat
greek
asses

>>73838491
% of these ill people are the same in every cunt, just like gay people. except they are bed ridden and dying in your shitholes so you never see them.

>>73841267
31 would be my ideal BMI desu

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>>73837204
Oh yes baby

I honestly wouldn't mind a mobility scooter. Walking is for scrubs.