/balt/ + /ausnz/

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Still mine

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>>73835623
approved

good

good thread

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>>73835643
>31 seconds
getting better, yes.

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>>73835739
STOP GETTING BETTER

>>73835412

How does one even acquire contact with other eesti channers?

>>73835762
Could help you with that, add me on discord temp_name#2321

Thinking about bed.

Sitting on bed.

>>73835798
are you girl (male) ?

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multiple thread shitposting?

>>73835872
Hairy male (hairy male)

>>73835868
Laying in bed on belly.

>>73835899
Lithuanians want their soviet edition. I say let them have it if they wish so.

>>73835905
that's very unflattering.

>>73835957
I said commie pigs should leave that thread so what has left in that thread is non-commies while this thread is reserved for commies

>Truly Madly Deeply song plays before bed.

FUG.

>>73836000
You're very good at not making a point.

>>73836046
thank you very much

>>73836037
a bit gay

Just found an African webcam model asleep on cam. Kek

any fag know if /nseesti/ got shut down?

>>73836325
The board was active and the owner didnt recover it.

There's gonna be a new one soon, just wait a week or so.

>>73836379
thanks man.

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When will they learn?

>>73836428
> grill on /int/

>>73836453
doubt

>>73836504
i'm saying that
>>73836428
is a grill

I know.

>>73836522
how do you know?

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I like grills

>>73836556
Not the first time I see you posting here.

I know who you are senpai. You're a grill.

>no arguments
>no latvians

coincidence?

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>>73836846

think i should get more beer

>>73837075
piim
vargus

>>73837144
piimavaras

>>73837144
sa mida?

>>73836556
Anon. Did you die?

>>73837187
ma mida?

>>73837185
:^)

>>73837196
i died inside...

milk thief

>>73837268
Why? Because I know you're a grill?

>>73837144
>>73837185
>>73837300
what is this meme?

I know what you did last summer

>>73837309
but anon, i'm not.

>>73837342
piima vargus
varas jäta piim

piimavaras

>>73837429
you're a grill that's around 180cm tall, stop lying.

>>73837426
had sex with ur mum

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Hey guys!
I was almost late to school in the morning and couldn't post here because of that. But luckily I got there in time? And after school I went to work. Feeling pretty tired right now.
How are you?

By the way, my co-worker talked to me about astrological signs today. And it got me thinking. It's quite stupid to think that stars and planets affect our personality in my opinion. But on the other hand, the descriptions of certain sings can be pretty accurate.
What do you think about it? What's your astrological sign?


Also, we /ee/ now?

>>73837495
I didn't know about that. I know different stuff.
btw I fck your sis last night

>>73837444
but i'm 178cm...

>>73837537
i don't follow the signs, but i'm capricorn..

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>>73837537
> cat anon is finally here
hey, why do you have work AND school?

>>73837549
Yep, confirmed, thanks for confirming your identity.

>>73837586
well, if you know who i am, say what's the first letter of my name.

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>>73837537
capricorn here anon. Not sure what it's supposed to mean.

>>73837640
B

>>73837685
anon what, I am capricorn...

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>>73837726
stop copying
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>73837582
>>73837685
Nice. My mum is a capricorn too :)

It's supposed to mean that you should have certain personality traits. You can look it up on the internet.

>>73837586
>why do you have work AND school?
I have to pay rent and put the food on the table somehow. But since I don't get paid much, I also study to get a better job in the future.

>>73837685
No, it's not B.
You failed anon.

>>73837862
>I have to pay rent and put the food on the table somehow. But since I don't get paid much, I also study to get a better job in the future.
>She's an adult
Sad!


>>73837904
That's a lie.

>>73837921
what's the last letter?

did the Estonians split from /balt/

>>73837948
Last letter of what? First name? Surname?

>>73837972
no. this is /balt/

>>73837977
Last letter to name that starts with B, anon

>>73837977
>no. this is /balt/
I see, but there are two /balt/ threads

>>73837543
I dont have sister lol

>>73837996
The first name then?

the 20th letter of the english alphabet.

>>73838011
well, come home then.

>>73838030
darn it
>>73838034
which one is the home? this one or the other one?

>>73838132
you didn't even know that i don't have sister. have my doubts that you know what i did last summer

>>73838132
>which one is the home? this one or the other one?
This one of course!

>>73838034
No, anon.

>>73838232
No to what?

>>73838248
I'm not the grill you think i am.

>>73838176
Yes, I mistook you for someone else.
>>73838179
I see this is not a bad thread

>>73838272
You're a different grill then or what? It doesn't sound as if you are nod.

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>>73837921
How is it sad? I'm only 20 so I'm not that old.

>>73838297
>I see this is not a bad thread
True. You're always welcome to stay.

>>73837862
i'm aries
want to be my gf?

yes i should definitely get more beer

>>73838368
>How is it sad? I'm only 20 so I'm not that old.
What work btw? a cashier?

>>73838368
>True. You're always welcome to stay.
Thank you very much you are really nice

>>73838332
(yes) no

Hello , please send help
what topics/ or how can i talk with grills

>>73838422
ask when is her periods so you would know on which week not to talk with her

>>73838422
just ask stuff about her, grill like to talk about themselves.

>>73838460
thanks
>>73838458
that would be weird

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>>73838419
Stop confusing me senpai. What are you larping

how many eesti girl channers do you know and what are their names?

>>73838483
nah it is essential to find it out as soon as possible. some girls have very big mood swings when they have their periods so its better to stay away from them on that week of a month

>>73838504
i'm not doing anything illegal.

>>73838531
10+
not giving you any though.

>>73838575
:(

>>73838537
wouldn't grill be sad at some mood swing so i could cheer her up and then better relationship(probably friendzone)

>>73838572
Of course you aren't. But you are a grill, and very likely the suspect.

>>73838614
but how can you know that i'm grill, IF i'm not even online? checkmate

>>73838531
None exist.

>>73838610
nah dude. imagine having stomach cramps, headaches and dick bleeding for a week. there is nothing you can do to help. if she's mean towards you for a week you'd start to question your relationship with her, thinking that she hates you and doesn't want your company.

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>>73838682
You just gave all the proof anon, it's too late to take it back.

>>73838727
That's my fetish anon.

>>73838727
yeah , really

thanks alot

>>73838758
lol i'm going outside now :^)

>>73838850
> isnt even denying it anymore

:^)

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>>73838376
I have an aries friend. She's a bit moody.

>want to be my gf?
I can't. Sorrry... :/

>>73838394
>What work btw?
Can't tell. You'll be able to find out my identity if I start talking about it so I'd just leave it there.
I am certain that someone who has posted/is posting in this general has certainly been to where I work.

>a cashier?
Nope. But something a bit like that.

>>73838422
Basically anything. Tell her about something you heard about during the day and ask her opinion on the matter for example.

>>73838460
>grill like to talk about themselves.
Very true.

>>73838825
np mate
everytime that she's in a bad mood ask if she is having her periods. girls love that question

i miss getting message notifications

>>73838999
> trips
from who?

>>73839025
her :^)

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>>73838999
Didn't miss dis dubs tho xd

>>73838933
thanks , femanon

>>73839047
message her right now anon.

I'm not asking btw I'm demanding.

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>>73839111
lol nice 9/111

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>>73839050
thanks.

>>73838933
i'm not moody at all
i'm actually the opposite of moody

>I can't. Sorrry... :/
why not? we'd be great together

>>73839153
>>73839047
>>73839111
The trips DEMAND

You can't ignore the will of the trips.

>>73839111
i did, 3 days ago. I don't think she likes me much.

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>>73838999
>>73839111
>>73839200
wtf is happening

>>73838999
>>73839111
Noice

>>73839218
I don't care. message her again, something better this time.

>>73839221
> misses by one
pls stop anon

>>73839221
Poor mans latvian

>>73839261
I don't want to bother her too much.

Today i saw jewish qt that spoke weird russian

>>73839320
why not?

Today i saw nigger(jk)

>>73839414
well, she rarely replies, like a week or two later. That kinda implies she doesn't want to talk.

>>73839471
today i saw a nigger(srs)

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>>73839067
You're welcome! :)

>>73839181
But you don't even know me and I don't know you.

>why not?
I'm not really a relationship person I think.

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Am I the only one that likes to get these 100% right?
> inb4 anon, you have autism

>>73839502
Fug, I guess you may be right.

If it takes a week or two, she probably doesnt too much.

>>73839512
oh my god in Estonia and on the Fuhrers birthday?
what is this world turning to

>>73839512
im sorry

>>73839595
Yeah, she's online every day aswell, so..

>Fuhrer was born on 4/20
>celebrate fuhrer's birthday while smoking weed XDDDDD

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>>73839612
>>73839625
eh, just tourists passing by, usual sight in the train station.

Also, thanks for the (you)s

>>73839645
is she worth it? How normie is she?

>>73839218
>3 päeva tagasi
see on sul õde vä?

>>73839595
I always bullshit those. I hate them with rage

>>73839687
that's the thing, not normie at all.

>>73839580
i'm not asking you to marry me, just date
that will let us learn more about each other better

>I'm not really a relationship person I think.
this is perfect because neither am i

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>>73839678
have you smoked weed before?
t. not CIA

>>73839725
I'm autistic, so I like everything being super neat.

>>73839728
channer? weeb? what kind of non-normie

>>73839718
jah, anon, minu õde.

>>73839777
trips kinnitab.

Sinu õde

:^)

>>73839830
ma armastan oma õekest :^)

>6 months later
>This general is even worse cancer than before

>>73839867
ema on sul vähk
ja see koht on olnud juba aasta-poolteist sama pask
2013 ja 2014 olid hiilgusaastad

>>73839765
bit of both

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>>73839751
never , not a beanie

>>73839867
There are 2 /balt/ generals atm. But this one is higher energy and more estonian than estonia

>>73839909
tell me more

>>73839930
not sure i'd like to spread any specific info here :^)

>>73839930
they are pretty much equal, I mean the generals

>>73839982
Why not?

>>73839997
> One has 150 posts
> other has 136
> EQUAL

>>73840038
maybe she'll see it.

Anyway, gonna take a break right now.

>>73840038
not much of a difference also you added few posts to your calculation

>>73840070
she posts on /int/?


>>73840072
no, it's 150 now anon.

>>73840091
now it is, but it was less than that

>>73840127
but now it's more

Women are inferior to men

>>73840127
it's 154 now anon. pls stop


>>73840183
are you a self hating woman?

>>73840091
don't know if she does anymore, but used to.

>>73840200
No it isn't
it's now 157.
>>73840141
now it is even more than THAT

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>>73839729
Sorry but I really can't go on a date with someone who I know nothing about.

I really try to avoid new and unexpected situations in my life. I imagine how the things will play out in my head, so that I will be more confident in that situation when it actually happens. But I kinda freak out or get scared a little when something unexpected happens.

This is kinda the autism I have :/

>>73839765
>so I like everything being super neat.
So do I, Anon :)

>>73840183
>Women are inferior to men

kokios buna islaidos be buto nuomos?

>>73840278
nein

>>73839502
she isn't interested in you , had same problem myself

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>>73840262
>>Women are inferior to men
:^) :^) :^) :^)

>>73840278
Mokesčiai
ėsk greitai užverdamus makaronus

>>73840373
yeah i know.

Name literally one (1) positive thing women are better at than men

>>73840563
pleasuring men.
taking care of kids.
cleaning the house.

need more?

>>73840262
that's what dates are for, to get to know each other

a lot of people have their own autisms, and yours doesn't sound that bad
i actually have the same autism, i over-analyze everything, which makes me avoid new experiences, except i actually enjoy when something unexpected happens
this combination makes life pain

>>73840628
I need more, because I'm interested in what you gonna write.

>>73840628
>pleasuring men.
>taking care of kids.
>cleaning the house.
Traps can do all these only better

>>73840675
multitasking.
common feels.
crying.

>>73840688
no they can't.

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>be me 13 year old , dumbnum
>anon , let's go swimming
>but your mom wouldn't let you , why you wan't me to go swimming?
>because i like you anon
>ugh okay

i didn't go swimming that day
post your childhood/teenager mistakes

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Have you accepted the word of our lord and saviour yet?

>>73840737
>crying.
is this a plus?

also post more

>>73840789
wow what a pussy

>>73840872
i only realised this today that i did a mistake

7 years have passed and i didn't think about it

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>>73840789
> be me
> 14 i think? not sure
> be in a barn with a grill
> it's the end of summer, comfy evening
> just chat and drink tea
> start having fun as usual, jump on hayballs
> make small caves itno hayballs and snuggle up there
> she's clearly going for physical contact
> just kinda snuggle around
> lots of weird touches etc
> ignore most of her efforts, because either too autistic or dont understand

and that, lads, is why i'm still a virgin.

>>73840789
lol u cockblocked urself
wellplayed :D

>>73840912
when I was that age I was already a grown man, I was hunting in the woods, surviving in the frozen wastelands and even crossed Sahara dessert only carrying a backpack full of food and three 5l water bottles

>>73840563
they smell better

ok

>>73841055
really?
>>73840934
relatable

>>73840789
>>73840934
i've posted this here before, but here it goes

>be incapable to receive or give compliments
>meet a girl in uni
>she is pretty friendly
>constantly compliments me, not a day goes by without one
>i always reply with "thanks", a smile or, more often than not, quickly change the topic
>one summer day receive a call from her
>she invites me to the beach
>meet up with her
>spend a few hours there
>obviously, get some compliments from her
>lying on the beach, sunbathing
>she mentions that she thinks she's ugly
>really want to tell her that she's not
>can already feel the words in my mouth
>try to push them out
>can't do it
>10-15 minutes later
>"hey anon, i think i'll be heading home now"

>>73840934
dude you just had to take off your pants and thats it, wasted perfect oppprtunity

>>73840421
>mokesciai
konkreciau

>>73841234
>really?
Yes, it is all true now the hotness and coldness doesn't affect me at all.

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>>73840657
Umm... but I think it would just be super awkward.
Plus you live quite far.

I'd just rather not.

>>73841308
Elektra ,šildymas , vanduo

nepigu , rask kambarioka kažka tokio

>>73841260
what the fuck
you fucked that one up really really bad

>>73841372
How can a cute girl like you don't have a bf?

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>>73840790

>>73841372
it's only awkward if you make it awkward

>>73841498
top kek
worshiper of what? McDonalds?

a few months ago there was a orchestra girl here on /balt/ that promised to be my gf and send me pictures, but she then dissapeared...

>>73841548
actually, i think it was during new years eve or so.

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>>73840934
>summer
>be me
>11 or 12
>girl I liked invited me and bunch of others from our class to her birthday party which was held at her summer home
>her mum drove us there
>had great time, morss ja kartulisalat
>evening came her mum drove us back to city
>let us off near her house and drove back to summer home
>everyone went on their way except me and birthday girl
>she invites me to her place because she will be alone tonight and is a bit scared or so she said
>me: lol no ty, can't because had promise my mum to go home
>autumn that girl went to another school and I never saw her again

Well at least I lost my virginity few years later but still...

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>>73841545
Not McDonalds itself, McDonals is just a church, she is worshiping Big Mac

>>73840789
>>73840934
>>73841260
>>73841611

Makes me sad. Not a single girl has ever liked me.

>>73841611
>she invites me to her place because she will be alone tonight and is a bit scared or so she said
>me: lol no ty, can't because had promise my mum to go home
feel ya anon.

>>73841682
did you go outside?

>>73841653
keked

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>>73841682
Maybe you are too autistic to notice it

girls don't like me anymore

>>73841710
i did and came back.

>>73841455
the worst part is, it happened like 3 years ago

here's another one
>13 or 14 years old
>me and two of my mates walking home after school
>a girl i have a crush on and some other girls from class are walking behind us
>suddenly hear the crush yell out
>"hey anon i really like you"
>i'm confused as fuck, don't know how to react
>look at her
>she is completely red
>mates start laughing
>i start laughing too

and that was the last time she spoke to me

>>73841760
No I mean generally. How much social interaction did you have?

>>73841682
Same. Makes me just a little bit sad.

>>73841722
thanks :D

>>73841757
I think i'd notice somehting. But maybe it's because i live in a countryside and there are not many people around. School was also pretty small.

Actually now that i remembered, one of the girls in my class once asked me if she can hop on my bicycle and i'd drive her around. But i was too autistic to allow her.

>>73841780
FUCK anon.
should've at least spoken to her later privately.

>>73841823
not much.

>>73841780
She probably cried after that

>>73841710
>she asks me to come I say no
>lives in a 5 storey high commie block house
>asks me to wait under her window until she gets to her 5th floor apartment
>waves to me from balcony and still asks to come up
>I just awkward smile and leave
still makes me cringe when I think about it

>>73841780
dude those were perfect opportunities, I feel bad for you, but damn you are autistic as fuck

>>73841846
that's sad

>>73841938
damn anon...

>>73841938
I really hope this isn't real anon :(

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Is this the feels thread?

>>73841938
Op from "post your mistakes" post

>same girl
>talk about kids with friends
>i say jokingly
>"i would raise my daughter like a son"
>she says "i won't have kids with you "

again , autism

>>73841961
oh, you have no idea

>>73841909
she probably did

>>73841887
i was too autistic to speak to girls privately

i'll give you guys another one
>14 years old
>a girl from class invites me to her birthday party
>her parents are home so we decide to go outside
>everyone wants to play "spin the bottle"
>we're walking towards the bushes
>as we're walking through a parking lot i fall behind and duck behind a car
>wait until they're further away
>run home

this one doesn't hurt as much

>>73842191
should've said you'll raise your son like a daughter

>>73842274
Wouldn't change anything

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feels AMAZING man

>>73842245
yeah, you have issues senpai.

>>73842374
holly shit stop you gonna break my record

>>73842361
it's hotter

>>73842245
autism
why were you so shy?

>>73842245
kek, sounds like something i would do.

>>73842162
Bettee drink the feels away

>>73842397
it's gay

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hmm

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>>73841476
I said I'm not a relationship person. I'm too autistic, shy and don't really go out to have fun much.
I was raised to be a nice and pleasing person, like the one who always tries her best to make others feel better, comfortable, happy and so on without the regard to my own feelings and happiness. I keep human interaction to the minimum, so I wouldn't try my best to be a good person at the expense of my own well-being and happiness.

>>73841544
It will be awkward, trust me. Or at least uncomfortable for me.

>>73842524
tell me, what county do you live in anon.

>>73842524
>I said I'm not a relationship person. I'm too autistic, shy and don't really go out to have fun much.
So just like me
This thread is full with autists

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>>73842581
clearly says ESTONIA in the flag anon.

>>73842394
Make me stop senpai.

>>73842450
>>73842162
don't listen to this anon. Don't drink, feel the feels, be the feels.

Let the feels consuime you. It's an amazing feel.

>>73842603
county (maakond) not country, silly.

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>>73842581
Tartu

>>73842597
>So just like me
Yeah :)

>>73840789
>be young
>every summer 2 daughters of moms co-worker would come to visit
> they would constantly fight each other other witch one i would marry me when we all grow up
>one summer they both grow fond of strange game
>one sis would hide with me somewhere where another sis would not find us and just dry-hump me
>other sis eventually found us and started playing the same game(separately, of course, they were very envious of each other)

at the time i had no idea what they were doing, that kind of game seemed boring to me. When i nagged that i'm bored or that a ground is too hard they'd change positions.

Few years later one sis asks
>Hey anon remember the game we used to play?
>n-no
>oh, ok

present time
>24 years old
>virgin

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Sveiki draugi, how's it going?

>Let the feels consuime you
Sounds gay

>>73842817
Sex after the marriage

found fellow autist

>>73842886
hmm yeah it does

>>73842816
Hey, i'm not very far, i'm in Võru.

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>73842597
same senpai.

> tfw my shyness has ruined all possible cases I could've had with relationships
except one actually desu, but that never went sexual or anything

>>73842650
Sorry, I'm a lazy reader.

>>73842817
>present time
>>24 years old
>>virgin
top kek. you missed a golden opportunity, twice.

>>73842850
Read the tread, someone's definitely going to kill themselves tonight

>>73842975
Oh wow, how come?

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>>73842850
Sveikas ,drauge

Great , you?

>>73842374
i know
i don't know what to do though

>>73842408
i just got scared, no idea why
about a year later i played the game during one of my mates birthdays, so it's ok

>>73842410
tbf, i was laughing when remembering it
must've looked stupid as fuck

>>73841823
to be fair, going outside doesn't really matter
i rarely leave my home but girls still are all over me, for some reason

there are many more stories, but they're not as interesting

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>>73843010
Pretty good, had supper not too long ago.

>>73843016
>i rarely leave my home but girls still are all over me, for some reason
Why wont you just like...

Put the weeney in the peeney?

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>balts act as if they hate communism
>balts were the biggest supporters of communism in the ussr
really gets you thinking

>>73843016
>played at mates birthday

with girls or without

>>73843071
we have 2 /balt/ generals, one for commies and one for anti-commies.

Choose your poison

>>73843016
>i rarely leave my home but girls still are all over me, for some reason
maybe you are good looking

>>73843052
hehe , good for you mate

>>73843053
you can't even imagine the levels of autism i'm on

>>73843079
with obviously
that was the first and only time i kissed a girl

>>73843137
i probably could be chad the pussyslayer, if i weren't this autistic

16 years old with school mates playing bottle spinning where you were supposed to kiss the one on the cheek (if it was the other gender) Had shitty acne on face so i just blocked the girl that was supposed to kiss me. I mean, it must have felt gross to her if i allowed it.

>>73843207
>you can't even imagine the levels of autism i'm on
senpai, you aren't that special. Everyone has autism here, hence probably most are virgins here (including me).

but yeah, keep the stories coming lad

>>73841846
oh sa ka maakas? alevis elasid või oled metsas üles kasvand nagu mina?

alevis elasid üldiselt "neurotüüpilised" inimesed, metsa lapsed olid imelikud (mina ja paar veel)
kuigi erandeid oli

>>73842950
>you missed a golden opportunity, twice.
In my defense i was just too young the first time
>>73842915
>Sex after the marriage
What? No...

>>73843207
>i probably could be chad the pussyslayer, if i weren't this autistic
how can you be super attractive and autistic at the same time

>>73843272
just kidding ,dude

>>73843266
Terve elu metsa ja põldude vahel palkmajas elanud :^)

>>73843273
You actually can. I know one guy that has somehow turned his autism into a weapon to get girls.

It's weird how succesful he is with it. Just imagine saying the weirdest shit to girls and getting them for that

>>73843264
>Everyone has autism here, hence probably most are virgins here (including me).
This. You all are smalltime before me. I have my trip to prove it.

>>73843266
>>73843319
Loe Mikitat senpai. Metsa lapsed ongi sünesteetikud :^)

liderally masterrace

>>73843319
kurb
ma mõtlen ka, et mulle jubedalt meeldib maal elada aga ma ei taha, et mu lapsed jääksid teismelisena armastusest ilma nagu mina
sotsiaalsed oskused kannatavad jubedalt

>>73843324
>It's weird how succesful he is with it. Just imagine saying the weirdest shit to girls and getting them for that
amazing, but you have to be really attractive to pull that off, I couldn't do that

I love shitposting

>>73843071
This lad's right tho

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLGhvQ-iBUM
This was just a giant flashmob, then western propaganda released their lies and look where we ended up because of that

>>73843440
my true and only love

>>73843367
>>73843387

Masterrace jah aga tihti üksik(erak). Mida kõike ma ei annaks ühe maatüdruku(selle õige, mitte mingi kahtlase) eest...

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>>73843387
> Maal jäävad lapsed sotsiaalusest ilma
see müüt peab lõppema, kui sul on rohkem kui kaks last ja piirkonnas on veel lapsi siis kasvavad lapsed perfektselt senpai.

Linnalastel pigem sellega probleeme, info üleküllus teeb antisotsiaalseks.

>> et mu lapsed jääksid teismelisena armastusest ilma nagu mina
> implying, et nad jääksid, kui on hea maapiirkond
Sa üllatuksid, kui teaksid, milliseid pärle tegelikult eestis leidub.

oh boy Estonian power hour just started

>>73843529
Üks asi mis mind Eestis, või vähemalt Võrumaa maapiirkonnas häirib, on pool-lagunenud nõuka aegsed laudad mis maad risustavad ja keegi ära ka ei lammuta.

>>73843071
>Liatvians
who

>>73843273
>how can you be super attractive and autistic at the same time
I have been in bed with easily more than ten girls. Had a week where I slept with 3 different girl. Today I'm complete shut in robot who rarely goes out of home and doesn't reply to peoples calls or messages. When autism kicks in there is no easy way out for anybody.

>>73843529
nojah
minu kodukülas oli kolm talu ainult
kõrvalkülas oli noori isegi, seal sai isegi sõbrutsetud, aga tüdrukud olid kõik minust vanemad 5+ aastat
praegu seal pole ühtegi inimest alla 20-e, rahvaarv on vähenenud 80 võrra

mingi normaalne küla, kus noori ja lapsi on, oleks hea jah

>>73843665
why and how did you become like this?

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>>73843627
sama desu. Tallinna lähedalki on veel terve hunnik alles, üleüldse üle eesti neid kuidagi palju. Igasugused vanad loksud ja uberikud.

Vanad palkmajad mulle meeldivad, aga madala kvaliteediga laguenvad onnikesed mis näevad välja nagu prügi, ei ole eriti hea.

>>73843595
:^)

>>73843675
jah, neid tuleb muidugi otsida. Tbh, osade piirkondade lähistel on maakohti, mis vaimult on maakohad, kuid ikkagi üsna linna lähistel ja seega ei jookse inimestest tühjaks.

>>73843273
i'm not even that attractive
it's weird
it's actually been happening since kindergarten

>midday nap
>all sleeping in one big room with beds
>hear a girl calling out my name from the other side of the room
>look at her
>she is humping the bed

>>73843264
anon, i'm beyond your understanding of autism
i wish i had the social life of average 4chan poster
i have literally 0 friends
i have 0 contact with anyone from my family, i rarely even talk to my mum, whom i live with
one of my cousins had a wedding recently, that i wasn't even invited to, but my dad was
i don't do disgusting shit, like piss bottles or cumrags, though

other stories aren't much of stories, just stuff
>a girl giving me a ride on her bicycle
>i was sitting on the seat and she was standing on the pedals and steering
>no place to hold on to
>place my hands on her shoulders
>she takes on of my hands and places it on her hip and says to hold on there
>take my hands off her completely and place them on the back of the bicycle seat

>>73843800
>i have literally 0 friends
You have us anon.
:^)

>>73843800
>>take my hands off her completely and place them on the back of the bicycle seat
how old were you?

>>73843711
It doesn't happen over night. Small steps. Depression, bad decisions and shit and one day you find yourself in deep hole.

>>73843800
where are you school and childhood friends?

>>73843897
hmmm but that probably means that there is a way out. If you can become autistic from normal human being then you can also revert yourself to normal person

>>73843800
Wow, you're pretty much me. Except more successful with girls.

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>stk tahad elada vaikses maakohas

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>>73844049
i feel you senpai

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>>73844049
i know a girl who wants to live on a countryside and raise kids there. I would instantly wife her, but unfortunately she loves someone else.

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>>73844049
>Stk kui ma elan juba vaikses maakohas

>>73844049
linlastel pole tööharjumust
siis kui sa keset talve metsas puid langetad ja terve kevade puid lõhud ja laod, vot siis sa saad aru, et maal on kuradi hea elada

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Yes yes.. Good very good...
Everyone is falling deep into the darkness.
And once you will be there, you will never come out.

>>73843886
i haven't had human contact, not counting mum, since i left my job, almost two months now

>how old were you?
i was around 13 back then

>>73843921
living successful lives, i would imagine
it takes effort to have friends, but my autism prevents me from putting in this effort
i had some coworkers who wanted to hang out with me and always asked me to go out with them but i never did
they told me to come visit them once in a while, but i'm probably never going to do it

when you don't put in this effort, people forget about you

>>73844040
but i'm not successful with girls

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>>73844178
Kahju raisk et alaliselt elades peale joomise ja nikkumise muud tarka teha pole. Töö tüütab lõpuks ära, eriti kuri on aga lugu kui tööd üldse pole

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beat my 81 (you)s


>>73844175
pics

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>>73844304
Pole väga ammu pilti teinud aga siin on mingid vanemad mida vahel siia postitasin

>>73844304
I've got 9, my record is 20-30 something

>>73842524
why would it be awkward and uncomfortable?

I got 76 yous in both threads combined

>>73844377
nod bad.
obvious põhja-eesti :^)
:^)

>>73844382
tfw record was 200+

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our country is run by mafia

>>73844462
>tfw record was 200+
no fucking way I don't believe it, that is not even possible

>>73844251
XD

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>>73844377
hei, sind ma täitsa mäletan
see pilt on 12 märts tehtud, sihi peal

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>>73844494
Laugh while you can.
Because your days are coming to the end.

>>73844493 here (you) go
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)

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>stk ei saa keset talve metsas puid langetad ja terve kevade puid lõhkuda ja laduda

>>73844504
vot ei ole ka, see on põld mitte siht
taamal peaks prügimägi olema