/brit/

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>>73834644
Would prefer a Kurdish GF but she would do nicely

I'm not the most attractive bloke in the world but thank fuck I don't look like this

https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/66hmgd/am_i_ugly_16_years_old_btw/?st=j1qh0zvu&sh=ad9f5522

>popcorn

Don't get it

http://storiesforyourscreen.com/annie96-is-typing/

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/855056124273451008

Bastani dropping scorching hot truth bombs on Lib Dem runts

>>73834689
>Would prefer a Kurdish GF
i, too, enjoy monobrows

>>73834677
don't use this phrase lightly but I am ROARING with laughter at this

*gets the entirety of /brit/ in a headlock*

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R8 the so called quote unquote lunch lads

>>73834697
he doesn't look bad

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>end of a /cum/ thread
>all the posters start posting their paypals so they can tip each other

https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/66feer/26f_am_i_ugly/

qt

>>73834725
what on earth is that gay accent

>>73834725
I like that guy

>>73834737
looks delicious
is that lamb?

>>73834737
would have chopped the onions a bit more

>>73834754
you're both jewish

>>73834752
giggling at this

>>73834697
there's uglier people in the world la'
dont be so mean

>>73834725
still banging on about the 'bedroom tax' fucking lmao

I used to be too afraid to answer my door.

Gone completely the other way now and I'm incredibly rude to people who knock if they're just wasting my time.

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Need a tumblr gf

>>73834833
what the fuck that's my sister

>>73834697
>reddit
Fuck off

>>73834781
thank you friend and yes it is lamb.

>>73834787
on reflection me too.

>>73834825
*knocks on your door*

>visiting home
>dont have a key
ah yes, i love not leaving the house for a full week because i'd have no way of getting back in

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>>73834860

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>>73834725

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>>73834574
To all the NEETs and
>Tfw no gf
Posters in /brit/, this is what your prospective gf looks like. Get used to it and start looking for people at your level.

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

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>>73834841
Toads?

slowly crafting an hourlong video of me scaring the gf in various unorthodox ways
hope to sell an abridged highlight video to russell howards good news for £50 to fund my chemotherapy

>>73834886
eyes are too close together

>>73834878
>not just leaving the door unlocked
lmfao at londoners

why cant this autist spam a better looking tranny?

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>>73834878
just leave the door open m8, nothing will happen I swear

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WITH YOUR FEET IN THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND
TRY THIS TRICK AND SPIN IT, YEAH
YOUR HEAD WILL COLLAPSE
BUT THERE'S NOTHING IN IT
AND YOU'LL ASK YOURSELF

WHERE IS MY MIND
WHERE IS MY MIND
WHERE IS MY MIND

https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/66c8oq/22m_cant_find_a_single_redeeming_feature_about_my/

>>73834886
this is good advice

i went on POF and just messaged loads of 5 and 6/10 girls and met someone pretty quick, have sex often and it feels great

>>73834878
It costs 50p to get a key copied mate

>>73834890
funny that DMX stands for Dark Man Unknown innit?

https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/66huo4/what_ugly_actually_looks_like_cuz_this_sub_doesnt/

lass has serious confidence issues she's gorgeous

>>73834886
>positive canthal tilt
if you wouldnt fuck her you are 100% gay

>>73834878
>locking your door
how's that diversity working out for you lol

>>73834737
very good, looks very healthy. what's the seasoning?

>>73834644
She's functionally retarded though.

>>73834886
she just needs to learn how to use make up properly and fix her disgusting nails

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Is there anything comfier than checking your emails when you're off from work? Imagining all the runts scurrying around, hard at work covering your absence? Knowing you can just observe and not respond?

Sometimes I call the main office number and just breathe down the phone to waste their time.

Insects.

APRIL FOOLS x

>>73834952
5/10 at best

>>73834939
cost me 5 quid

>>73834936
Eww!! What is that animal there!??

>>73834998
You got ripped off

>>73834982
may is so cute <3

>>73834952
yeah she's bonkers

>>73834910
>>73834960
im in a 99% white rural town lads, but it's one of those old doors where it's only got the lock (not a doorhandle). If i left it unlocked itd blow open in the wind and my retard dog might run out onto the road

>>73834725
Ah yes, Bastani pushing the "brexit doesn't actually matter guys" bullshit.

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bum

>>73834952
you've never heard of fishing for compliments?

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>>73834973
>>73834959
Yeah if you wouldn't fuck this beauty you're a bent cunt

>>73834952
Does look a bit like a witch desu. She would make a qt goth though.

>>73834952
How do I prey on girls with low confidence? I assume they'd shy away from compliments and a direct hands on (literally) approach.

>>73835031
>Poortherners can't even afford door handles
you could NOT make this up

>>73835016
i look like a runt so I called in before to ask the price so they didn't mug me on sight of me, they said the same price

>>73834952
>girls are aware of their hairlines
I thought only lads noticed

*uploads pic to amiugly*
*gets told i am ugly*

knew it

think these lasses from the reddit thing are a bit old for that creepy 190cm nonce

>>73835070
ummm im in the south sweaty :) x

>>73834952
>that view from the side

>>73834450
wait for student loan and work over summer

>>73835050
nah I reckon her teeth/smile makes her think the rest of her is ugly because she's genuinely insecure about them

>>73834952
thought she looked absolutely fine until she mentioned the mole on her eyelid now i cant stop looking at it lol binned

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HOW DO 16 YEAR OLDS HAVE FACIAL HAIR AND I DONT AT 25

your opinions mean very little to me

>>73835106
>povvo provincials
you're just a cryptopoortherner

http://imgur.com/a/vd4wU
>this girl thinks she's ugly
what the FUCK lads

Very tempted to create a reddit account to post on some of these amiugly questions with inane posts. However I don't understand how reddit works

>>73835133
low T

>>73835069
They wouldn't as long as you dont appear desperate

*blocks the way*

FIGHT ME

>>73835107
>tfw unironically bigger shnoz than her

JUST

>>73835133
whats that? sorry lad hearing aid doesnt pick up past a certain frequency

>>73835152
Are you about 15 years old you fucking retard

Stop posting these

>>73835133
not everyone gets facial hair

ignore retards like >>73835165

>>73835140
ah yes enjoy the bustling and vibrant metropolis of london mate, just keep your wits about you when you're crossing a bridge or on the bus or on the tube or in a shop x

>>73835157
>I don't understand how reddit works
you are dumber than redditors lmao

>>73835157
i don't use the 'ddit but you'd have to be a mong to be unable to figure it out

>>73835152
no she doesn't, she's fishing for compliments you absolute cupboard

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having a nice holiday lads

>>73835152
looks like a bucktoothed spanish boy in a wig
that one i can understand

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>>73835037
>>73835083
>>73835124
>>73835175
>>73835218
I don't like it that men have animals between their legs.

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NONE OF THEM THINK THEYRE UGLY YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS THEY ARE ALL FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS RIGHT BEFORE THEY GET RAILED BY A CHAD THEY FOUND ON TINDER

> nice holiday

>stays in his package deano hotel the entire day

screeching

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which season (3-11) of the simpsons should I watch lads?

>>73835198
angry cos also low T

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>>73835152
hnnggg

furious that the words that follow game hasnt caught on

>>73835250
8

POPCORN

>>73835250
2, so you can see how retarded and wrong your arbitrary cutoff point is

i like the term "provincials"
quite nice to be a provincial

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As long as were on the subject of noses
Who /roman/ here?

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I'm considering going abroad to finish my English degree in the UK. Is it true that there's free tuition to international students in most unis there?

Regardless of free tuition or not, I'm still going; it would be nice not to pay tuition, though.

Also, how outlandish would it be for me to even attempt to gain admissions to Oxbridge?

>>73835289
alri rosie

>>73835289
romans didn't have one specific nose

Reminder your entire life is decided by your face

>>73835250
4, 6 or 7
recommend lisa on ice, lemon of troy or sideshow bob roberts

At 71, Jeremy Corbyn would be the oldest Prime Minister ever elected to a first term. He is now a fit and healthy 67 year old. Angela Eagle said of him during the EU Referendum that he was pursuing an agenda that would make a 25-year-old tired. He has demonstrated remarkable stamina during the current leadership campaign and is supported by strong cabinet team of experienced politicians and campaigners.

>>73835312
Pay up piggies xx
>>73835313
Don't care

>>73835307
fuck off

https://panpingo.com/

Anyone wanna play pictionary online? (max 16 players). Someone make a room if ye

mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>73835307
fuck off we're full

>>73835307
>Is it true that there's free tuition to international students in most unis there?

It definitely fucking isn't

You don't get into Oxbridge unless you've been to Eton or Harrow

nice cold glass of cat milk

>>73835307
>Is it true that there's free tuition to international students in most unis there?
No, if anything it will cost you more

>Also, how outlandish would it be for me to even attempt to gain admissions to Oxbridge?
Not too outlandish, no harm in trying

>>73835268
unironically first showed the game to /brit/ about a year ago

>>73835348
Dark coloured genitals are revolting

>>73835361
how many days have you been wanking him off to fill the glass

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>>73835348
I hate male crotch animals

mad that the Ash, Misty and Brock can just hire a hot air balloon on their own and fly it about to watch butterfrees innit?

What do these kids do for money and who's renting them that thing?

can you buy can milk

can brushing your teeth damage them

>>73835339
room is brit-more-like-shit

>>73835307
>Is it true that there's free tuition to international students in most unis there?
definitely not free
also I think you'd know if you oxbridge material if you really are. kind of like If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.

>>73835307
It's incredibly expensive for international students here.

>>73835365
well im furious we dont play it more. It was some of the most fun i've had on /brit/

>>73830844

>>73830844

>>73835133
something to do with DHT

also northern europeans tend to lack facial hair

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Urrh.h.m am I ugly /brit/ ? ??????

>>73835408
it works out cheaper for americans

https://panpingo.com/room/brit-more-like-shit
https://panpingo.com/room/brit-more-like-shit
https://panpingo.com/room/brit-more-like-shit

get in

>>73835069
you're completely wrong, idiot. a direct approach works best with girls with low confidence. the quickest way is physical contact

my gf in highschool was molested by her dad, i didn't know that. i didn't know her but she was sitting near me, and i turned around and asked to read her palm or some shit and used that as an excuse to hold her hand. and that's how we started dating.

feels are coming back. had everything on a silver platter, mine to take if i just made it mine, and i was too immature to do what it took to keep the relationship going even though it was the best thing that's ever happened to me in my life. fucked it. fucked it all

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>>73835289
Reporting in lad

>>73835432
Get some friends.

>>73835380
cat farms

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feeling really ugly today...:(

>>73835397
yeh if youre too rigorous
enamel gets worn away
knew a lad with a wonky transparent canine
once chipped one of me own incisors (thats the fronties for you non enthusiasts) on the lip of a water bottle actually

>>73835395
dunno

>>73835391
youve made me wanna watch pokemon
vividly remember the episode with all the fossils where charizard evolves and heems the pterodactyl

>>73835501
Extremely roman nose senpai

>>73835307
>Is it true that there's free tuition to international students in most unis there?

No. International rates vary but if you're outside the EU its hella expensive. Know an aussie bloke paying 24k to study for a 1 year post grad here

>how outlandish would it be for me to even attempt to gain admissions to Oxbridge?
Would you get into Harvard? If so then not particularly

>>73835357
>You don't get into Oxbridge unless you've been to Eton or Harrow

tfw got into oxbridge. didnt got to Eton OR Harrow

What would Britain under Corbyn look like?

>>73835459
yes fuck off you dirty mollusc

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fucking fox got the chickens last night
will wring the little cunts neck if i catch him out there tonight

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>>73835289
>tfw pig snout

>>73835509
shan't be heeding this advice

>>73835570
same as now but more poverty & more gulags

>>73835595
Scandi genes

>schnoz.jpg

>>73835595
eugh... thats terrible

>you post on the same board as this nose

>>73835595
faknel nice monobrow mehmet arent you a haram little aryan

german poster looks like mcavoy

am setting up a words that follow room as we speak, stay tuned

>>73835403
What if I'm set to graduate summa cum laude at Berkeley? Honestly, it'd be a shame not to get an English doctorate where the language originated from.

>>73835554
I could get into any of the ivy leagues + Stanford, but that's not where I want to anchor my degree from.

seeing noses in profile makes me wonder why they even exist. they're so fragile if you punch them head on

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>>73835570
Glorious

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https://streamable.com/u37er

>>73835595
alri cara

like cat but not wasp

>>73835678
to smell?

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>>73835289

one day, i'll have every single tranny porn gif in existence filtered
it's only a matter of time

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com

JOIN PLS
JOin pls

>>73835719
Hello nigger

definitely one very vain lad ITT who always posts parts of his face and body

>>73835616
?

>>73835717
why not just have them very shallow like this >>73835719
it seems like less of a weak point

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>>73835521
recently started watching them every now and again while eating or whatever. definitely recommend it. Apparently the nip versions are racier

>tfw havent watched the bit where some runt child asks to suck milk out of misty's boobs

so lads heres the predicamentium as they say in latin
>its 2:21 (morning)
>ive already brushed my teeth
>my feet are cold and to warm them up i probably gorra walk about a bit and get circulation back in the fucking cunts
>im hungry like the wolf and there is a plate of leftover dins in the fridge

what oh what do i do do i sleep and starve and freeze or do i warm my feet and have an eat and brush my teet

>>73835570
Tom Watson will have seized power by September.

>>73835733
Ah, yes.

>>73835733
what room mong.

>>73835748
If I was good looking I would post myself 24/7

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>>73835628
>>73835642
I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.

>>73835750
It's ugly. Everyone wants a European nose la

>>73835779
assorted runts
there is only 1 room to pick from

>>73835765
warm your feet and eat lad

>>73835786
>if i was good looking i would spend my time bragging to virgins on an anime website
Nah, you'd just be happy you're good looking and then have sex

listening to a bit of the ol' benjamin clementine

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com

room: assorted runts

it will be fun I promise, just join and it will be fun.

>>73835765
jus b urslf :^}

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Got £100 notes today.
Motherfuckers are huge

imagine my shock when sargon is voting tory

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*knock knock*

>HOUSEKEEPING!

What do?

life is effort and i'll stop when i die

>>73835890
>motherfuckers
FOY

>>73835904
>jpg
fuck off

>>73835890
Fuck the best i have is 50

Yeah no

Sat next to a paki woman in the bus

STANK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZyoWm5K7Tw

>>73835890
Where in NI are you lad

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>great post anon! We were all having a mad chuckle at it!

>>73835904
y-you too
*slips*

>>73835970
What's going on with that lass on the right, is that some photoshop that's gone wrong.

>>73835993
Get a trip so i can filter you

>>73835813
VERY convincing but i think ill go with it

>>73835869
imma be imma be imma imma imma be

>>73835791
im not glue actually im er 70% water and 30% CHEESE
*turns to camera*
cheezy weezy!!

>>73835970
would love to take the pewdiepie lookin muppet at the backs nose between my finger and thumb and twist it off like a champagne cork

true

>>73836008
waiting with baited breath

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I GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY
JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT
THEM THINGS
THEM THINGS
DON'T EVEN ASK ME

>>73835038
At least he's consistent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlFjRiQINAs

>>73836066
Namae wa?

>>73834644
Why does she always have the facial expression as if she walked in on someone with his dick in his hand?

>>73836102
Maybe she always does, anon

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*serves towards you*

Why does the janitor post these
>>73836113

*whipping random unpopular people with the PE skipping ropes* odds bodkins, hope my life doesnt become much less laidback and forgiving and turn a dull and dismal hue when i'm finished passing my GCSEs

>Bastani

state of lefty/pol/ self-styled marxists

wordsthatfollow.com
still a couple of slots free in the assorted runts room

>>73836002
don't reply

>>73836139
*smashes it back and wins the point*
Hah, you better get better before the annual tournament or you're going down, Bill !

Doing my second poo of the day at work, probably won't spend as long on this one don't want to take the piss

>>73836140
He's a creature of habit, 3 till 4 post trannie porn, 4 till 5 delete /brit/ threads at 260 posts.

>>73836172
I had a look earlier, really don't see the appeal.

>>73835289
you look like me (turtlemong)

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Big fan of the villains tier list meme

*wonders what a cat has to do to get a reply around here*
meow.... meow meow meow.... ahhhh meow

>>73836248
No I'm much better looking

Was feeling a bit under the weather at work so I just came home. No one even cared, and I'll still be paid in full. Ha! The yuppie life is easy desu

>>73835904
really wish i had the gif of the muscular bloke in a dress sucking a dildo

>>73836221
to be quite honest if my employee was taking more than 1 shit break a day id fire him on the spot and push him down the stairs

Got asked today if fancy taking over as the union rep at work.

Tempted desu.

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." ~ Lyndon B. Johnson

>>73836266
*strokes your ears*

>>73836376
FUCK OFF

bunch of faggots lmao kyss

fe fi fo fum

>>73836411
Its a janitor/mod

You can't do anything about it

can feel another shit brewing

>>73836432
Let me slide my finger up your bum

quite want to suck a big female willy

typing a post with my nose in the hopes itll net me a you

hey lads thy9iw pot ws w5t9554n entireou w9t6h my f errrrrrrr nose not face lol
talki to yu agaqin
bye

>>73836390
"I'll show those gooks who's boss!" ~ Lyndon B. Johnson on the Vietnam War

>>73836491

>>73836511
you really weren't welcomed to the jungle then were you mate

no more fun and games for you

>>73836511
Good.

>>73836491
goodbye ducklign

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>"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." ~ Lyndon B. Johnson

>>73836511
Good dubs tho checked

>>73836511
cheeky cunt

>>73836591
>ywn be a fly on the ball

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>>73836591

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>>73836608

my kicks lou v

getting the urge to play Red Dead Redemption again

can't believe it's been 7 years since it came out

>tranny poster is back
*closes tab*

really want to wank but my belly is full

>>73836666

>>73836491
going to do the same hang on

q8ws6t5r45aqolpi89qa bis gay7

Need a bit the ol' sex lads

>>73836591
>that fly that could easily just walk into his intestines
grim

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1492607061700.webm

>>73836436
What's the point though?

Anything short of cp or gore isn't going to have much impact on the thread.

>>73836673
hope they don't fuck up the sequel

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ahh time for a lovely drink of wa-

getting the urge to rewatch Gavin & Stacey

never seen a telly program get Essex so right

>>73836696
>q8ws6t5r45aqolpi89qa
nonce

I think it's safe to say that janny's nuts are well and truly done in

The heart part IV is the only daycent choon in kendricks new album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBND5nKfj5Q

gf is bullying me for eating chicken nuggets all the time.

>>73836752
you really think a game company would do that, just slap a lick of paint on an old game and resell it?

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getting the urge to rewatch Us & them

never seen a telly program get Penn State so right

>>73836733
it looks breddy gud
can't imagine Rockstar fucking it up

Just testing out the old voice to text function on my iPhone for S Alright a straight out with some classic gimmicks a just doing a white clouds she'd already Rourke am don't know what else the fee mosey that Sophie gnosis a look at all roles are a man let's and degrees in the tuber tuber and yell all good money mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcrkmzMBUL0

>>73836827
need a gf that bullies me

>>73836511
how'd you get found out? loads of people I know mail fraud amazon on the reg with no issue

>>73834644
Never understood why western guys like this ugly shrimpface so much

imagine being a soviet agent in a western city during the cold war

>>73836883
just imaging your disgusting working class suvvern accent is making me sick

Remember that lad who got killed by MI6 in London and was found inside a bag?

They said it was 'accidental' ahahaha

>>73836943
*imagines*

>>73836991
inside a suitcase

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>ALRI GAZ

*kills myself and zips my body up in a suitcase*

>>73836991
Wasn't he an MI6 agent?

Locked himself in a suitcase for a wank and got stuck didn't he.

>>73837036
>>73837036
>>73837036
>>73837036

*observes something i just found out about 5 minutes ago*
ah yes... the classic

*doesnt go to bed just yet*
im really truly sorry and idont expect any more farewells ive gotten enough today to last me the rest of the week
hellos are a given but please no more goodbyes till monday
ill showmyself out

>>73836876
it'll be 100% focused on online

>>73837050
early

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>>73836943
>ywn be a Stasi agent in 1960s Berlin

>>73837050
Oh, you're in trouble now. Jannie just cleared this thread back down to 280 posts.

hey check my doulbles please

Posting from inside my wanking suitcase lads
Haha love a good bondage wank, me

>>73837098
but with GTA V it's modern so Rockstar had an excuse to go crazy with online and add loads of silly stuff

can't imagine that'll be the case with a game set in the 1880s

>>73837284
what? they'll do it anyway. gta v online got them loads of money

>>73836673
Replaying it myself lads, it is REALLY good.

>>73835961
BT4

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Rate me, lads?
Reckon I'm a solid 6

>>73837443
Grim

>>73837567
fandango