/asean/

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>>73834542
First for Penang Anime Matsuri

Also:
>posting anime as the OP pic when you anons were hitting on anime posting earlier

GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT NOT ANOTHER FUCKING AUTISTIC ANIME AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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reeee

/asean/ fanfic time? /asean/ fanfic time!

>>73834628
There's a separate subway plan which actually does end at NAIA. From what I read on SkyscraperCity and elsewhere, that line is actually just one of at least three that are being considered.

>>73834621
>all those has beens
>May'n
(lol

Suddenly, being a Macross singer is not a good career choice long-term.

Who's worse: French girl or MKL?

>has beens
Who are the others? I only know May'n and Nano.

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>>73834647
I am listening

>>73834621
From these artists, I know kz (livetune), May'n and nano. I've been fond of the first one's music lately.

>>73834761
Who are the others who are going?

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>>73834746
Pic related.
https://pastebin.com/inqiGct9

Will probably dump it on times where it's undercrowded as bump material.

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>>73834647
>tfw no wind

>>73834794
As far others goes, I don't really know them until this pic. Sadly I don't think I'll go there since going to /asean/ is damn expensive for me.

>>73834872
Could you list their names here, in case there are people who can't see the pic?

>>73834667
NAIA a shit. It already has an LRT project to accommodate passengers from NAIA.


And lots of people work in BGC and Makati. The MoA area is designed to be some tourist destination area seeing that it has lots of hotels and shit, so obviously the subway's catering to the working middle-class and sex tourists and not Tondo-tier trashes.

Australia is asean

>>73834674
Hey, at least she's been here. The same can't be said for Shana's theme song singer.

>>73834893
Ok.
Artists: DJ Kazu, kradness, kz (livetune), May'n and nano.
Cosplayers: Angie (Malaysia), Baozi & Hana (China), Shine (Malaysia) and YingTze (Malaysia).
Special Guests: Belcorno (Latte art artiste) and FeiGiap (Illustrator).

>>73834931
Nobody's gonna fall for that.

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>>73834667
That's the subway

Which I hope this is not the final plan for it
Very trap layout

>>73834931
you have to be infested with 40% chink population to applied for /asean/

>>73834975
>kradness
Never heard of that.

>Angie (Malaysia), Baozi & Hana (China)
Those have been/are going here too. Weird.

>>73834991
You know, for ease of access, they could extend that to the reclamation areas south of MoA (i.e. Solaire, City of Dreams, Okada, etc.)
>tfw May'n and friends' hotel went they went here was Hyatt City of Dreams

>>73834980
Umm sweetie have you ever looked at a world map?

Aqua is a stupid whore, I bet her 花鳥風月 is powered by HIV.

>>73834991
>Anonas

Who the fuck even goes to Anonas

>>73835089
But her ass is good.

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>>73834542
D-does Aqua pad her chest?

>>73835089
>花鳥風月 is powered by HIV.

Why are you typing something that can only be understood by Malaysia?

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>>73835109
Megumin's ass is better.

>>73835148
i bet you went to s4s

>>73835141
Her tits are a bit saggy, like every other busty girl in the show (with lesser exception of Luna).

>>73835080
Yes, I see that there's a huge patch of dessert under my country which is filled by terrible beasts and Abos.

>>73835203
No, the only boards I visit on a regular basis are /a/, /int/, and /vp/. Sometimes /sp/ and /e/, but that's about it.

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>tfw you naned a general
This shall be my legacy

>>73835203
>he doesn't think Megumin's ass is better


This is the point where we break our friendship

>>73834991
4,5
6,7 seems uneven

And why do we need to go to 11?

>>73835295
Are Tamils nice to you?

>>73835141
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30786321

>>73835317
Because Lower Bicutan

>>73835347
I don't know any Tamils and have never seen one. They're very rare where I live.
Although, I did know a guy from Kerala (Which is right next to Tamil Nadu in India). He was a cool guy and fun to be around.

Is this /asean/ or is this Konosuba general?

>>73835593
It's /asean/ with KonoSuba as the OP.

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>>73835593
KonoSuba is secretly set in Malaysia

>>73835741
If that's the case then let me get to the point, Megumin is best girl.

>>73835797
Anons in some threads on /a/ told me that this was set in Australia.

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>>73835593
Another /a/ circlejerk thread

>>73835477
It hardly seem worth the +billions and that point seems to be already within the fault line
Even the one in ateneo

>>73834542
or else

>>73835958
Either whine or enjoy your traffic like I said. This is why nothing significant will ever happen in this country.

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>>73836007
Or Else

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>>73836094
Or else...

Imagine Konosuba dubbed in your local language
Absolute cringe

>tfw 3 days nofap

can i get /asean/ gf here ?

>>73835797
Yeah, it checks out.

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>>73836007
Hey you should visit Langkawi

... get it? Lankawi wkwkwkwk

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>>73836262

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>>73836259
>Imagine Konosuba dubbed in your local language

>>73836069
That's just proposed anyway

It doesn't help cayetano's name is there
Its very trapo SM tier

>>73836259
I would watch it, since I find French dubs sound pleasant (despite diverging the characters' voices from the original language at times). Alas I feel KonoSuba won't be officially licensed in my country though (which is weird).

>>73836069
Well we could be in debt and the inefficient placement of the train station might cause more traffic tbf
That's significant

>>73836259
Apparently that might actually happen, there are rumors that HERO might be airing KonoSuba soon.

>tfw "explosion" becomes "pagsabog"

>>73836318
What in the flying fuck are you on about
There's like dozens of Cayetano st. here in Mega Manila alone. Are you going to complain that City of San Pedro Laguna is trapo tier because it's named after Reynaldo S. San Pedro of SJDM Mayor?

>>73836423
>>tfw "explosion" becomes "pagsabog"
I imagine they will keep "explosion" intact.

>>73836259
>>73836423
>meledak!
Kek

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>>73836569
>not "ALLAHU ACKBAR"

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>>73836259
>θεόχαζη!

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>>73836658
Let's broke up!
Hmph!

how do i manage living alone and being a chef? i can't even go out by myself!
>i am dependent af
>i need to get married quick
>someone needs to conquer me and make me his/her bitch
Guess I need to get past my schizoid problems and find a partner

>>73836475
The boulevard named after their grandfather it seems.

Will not be surprise if they do own properties there
If so then they will profit from this

>>73836684
Hey I learned a bit about your alphabet!
>it says "theskari!"
Was I close?

>>73836739
Wikihow has some good advice

>>73836812
theochazi/theohazi

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>>73836716
Your loss


I still have my threesome steamy hot ERP session with Brunei and Malaysia

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Post UST girls.

or uni girls in uniform except St. Paul (those girls are whores)

爆炸!

>>73837047
ni de chifan?

>>73837039
>tfw had to search St. Paul University

U-belt area student are always the sluttiest, no exceptions.

>>73836862
so close :o
i mixed up ό with σ

>>73836848
thanks man, really really need to find a doc once i move out of parents house

I'm bored.

Should I play Pokemon Clover?

>>73837229
csgo
never forget the draw against the mongolz

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>tfw no pinay commie gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzqDq1YDcw

>>73837151
Nope.
Baozha!

>>73837163
>>73837039
>falling for college slut meme

>>73837229
>playing Pokemon hacks or fake games with Fakemon

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Did we climb the ladder or being worse when Anies win lads?

>>73834542
Hey /asean/anons, I'm sick of Western shit. Which of your countries is most /comfy/ for me to move to. Don't all fight over me at once now.

>>73837676
Philippines ofc

>>73837676
Singapore

>>73837676
Indonesia ofc

>>73837676
Malaixia

>>73837676
I'm okay being among chinks
> Tringapore

I want Integrated nation and somewhat retarded ppl
>Malaysia

I enjoy a good ride
>Indonesia

I want to live in tree and shit
>Philipenis

>>73837275
>>73837462
But it looks fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yArJp1zDfAM

>>73837676
L A O S
A
O
S

>>73837836
bully

So when will AEC begin again? or it's just a meme?

It'll be a good ride i guess

Goodnight /asean/
Sleep tight
Don't forget to spray Ridsect

lawak ke?

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Koreans spend thousands of dollars to get these. They are a truly pathetic excuse for human beings.

>>73839232
hi taufik

>>73839232
Rape those bitches be an hero

>>73839283
I'll go to Hong Kong this summer to collect Canto girls.

>>73839381
J'espère que tu ne seras pas être arrêté par la police.

>>73839437
OMELETTE DU FROMAGE BITCH.

>>73839381
Fuck, you really believe all those shits?
Goddamn man, try to find some white cunts.

>>73839437
L'âge de la majorité à Hong Kong est 16 ans.
Et la prostitution est légale là-bas.
J'agis avec prudence.

Age of consent is 16 in Hong Kong.
Prostitution is legal.
I act sensibly. I'm not an idiot.

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>>73839232
My cousin doesn't have those
please pray for my cousin

>>73837320
nali shi shenme shijian?

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anoikoume :3

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Korean girls' cunts cry when they see a man like this. If you know what I mean.

>>73839601
Looks like someone aunt has been receiving some chink cock in her cunt

Rhyme intended.

>>73839712
Translation please?
My time is 6PM

>>73839569
I need a virgin girl.

>>73839825
You are going to whorehouses, you are going to find loose and used vaginas. Unless you're trying to rape schoolgirls, then prepare to get STDs.
What a desperate faggot.

>>73839806
direct translate : there is time what
translate : what is the time over there
in mandarin, the subject (in this case 'there') is in the front of the sentence.
also it could be nali shi shenme shijian

>>73839825
I need korean boipussi

>>73839825
arent the average korean girl deflowerize are around 17?

>>73840042
That fucker ain't a Korean

>>73839437
la France t'offre cette proposition exceptionelle!!!

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sick with no mahal-chan to nurse me back to health

>>73840134
He ded. Either from a motorcycle accident or his knee cancer.

>>73840113
Tu nous déranges, prépare-toi à la guerre!

>>73840112
I need to fill up his dough to make doughnut

bon appetite

>>73840322
Y-you can fill mine senpai desu!

>>73840234
tu es tombé dans mon piège. Je vais t'enterrer!!

>>73840379
Ok ;)

>>73840385
J'espère que tu as appris ta leçon; je suis invincible!!!

These cringey post

>>73840203
>knee cancer

>>73840134
fever?

>>73840203
also
>tfw cornering at 140 km with rxz
feel so good mang

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> tfw haven't fap in three days
> hormone starts to kick in

This is biological torture

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>2k17
>almost 20
>having an uncircumcised peepee

does it hurt when your peepee got cut?

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>>73840569

>>73840711
Don't mutilate nature's gift anon
it has gone through thousands of years of trial and error from your ancestors

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I am completely naked under my bedsheet, freshly showered.

>>73840711
Cut it mang, bitches love two toned dicks.

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>>73840711
my dick never got stuck when zipping after circumcised

>>73840746
good night~

>>73840805
desu the purpose of foreskin is to protect your flesh before the bellend from harm, but once your circumcised it will heal and be part of the skin.

Currently eating spicy Indian chicken with pilaf rice.

>>73840857
J'espère que vous allez bien dormir, mais je ne sais pas s'il est possible de bien dormir pendant que vous êtes nu.

>>73840857
Why do you have to be so autistic about getting laid. You already look better than 90% of average Korean. Just man up and keep trying. No girls like weak man.

>>73840972
I sleep naked every night. I just lock my room door. I am free when I sleep.

Je m'endors nu chaque nuit. Je verrouille la porte de mon chambre et c'est OK. Je suis libre pendant que je dors.

>>73841023
>keep trying
How
Keep messaging girls on dating apps?

>>73841160
You can walk in public with visible boner and ask every girls for fuck.
Works for me every time.

I go to sleep.

G'night people one hour behind

>>73840684
Try reading h-doujins if you're in.

>>73841160
Why not try irl? Some girls just use dating apps as a ego booster (ie how many men message me) and are not serious. Don't you have any friends to set you up? Or try speed dating by some agency.

>>73840857
You look cute

>>73841231
Will do, but not now. I need those receptors in brain to recover first

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>>73840805
b-but I'll be mocked by my friends if they know my peepee is not circumcised

that's why I never show my peepee to them.

Am I seriously the only one with an ISP blocked to /a/, /v/, and /vg/?

>>73841796
You are probably not the only one. In one thread that's very recent, there are few other anons whose ISPs are also blocked for accessing /a/ and some other boards as well depending on one's preference.

>>73841608
Is it possible if you can go to the doctor to analyze your penis?

How are there so many people still on your general? It's not even 11pm here and our general is already completely inactive

>>73841847
It pisses me off. I think I might buy a 4chan pass at this rate.
I mean, I REALLY wanted to discuss P5 ON /v/ and /vg/.

>>73842062
Your general doesn't have flips

>>73842143
What are flips?

>>73842206
A slang for Filipinos.

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>koya, bili ka na po makauwe ako. Sariwa pa po tong sampaguita ko parang puk~ ko.

>>73842206
THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD!!!!!

>>73842249
>>73842296
We did have a Spaniard on the first general ever and we have a regular Nepali so maybe if we combine them we'll get a flip

>>73842416
NO! That is not how you conjure a supreme being! Such combination will never match the utmost perfection that are Filipinos.

>>73842416
Do you want some? We have extra

>>73842533
>>73842583
Why are you selling us out? If it is who must go and merge with the Desi, it is you guys since India has so much influence with your culture and food.

>>73842583
Sure, maybe the Nepali weeb would get along with his fellow commies in the commie insurgency going on in Philippines

>>73842833
B-BLESS ME SUPREME BEING!

>>73842833
It's /sag/ now,
(Daily Reminder that I came up with the name /sag/)

>>73842982
What? Shit At Ground?

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>>73836259
>"Rahmat Tuhan ke atas Dunia yang Indah Ini"

>>73843051
South Asia General.
/desi/ attracted the wrong kind of people (hint: chimps)

>>73843128
You should just accept everyone no matter how shitty they are. Just look at the tolerance we are giving to Malays and Indons. We permit their shitposting because the mods keep on deleting our previous /Flip/ generals.

>>73843128
So has this change made your general better somehow?

hehehe

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>>73843276
Why are you laughing? Is there something in my face?

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>>73843238
>implying /pinoy/ wasn't just shitposts general
HUE

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>>73843244
>>73843238
/desi/ in a nutshell
The first /sag/ thread still turned into a complete chimp out halfway but now it's going fine now

>>73843393
Nice comic. Liked and subscribed.

>>73843393
You are just giving yourself a fleeting sense of stability, inevitably those shitposters will come back and the general will devolve into the olden days of /desi/.

>>73843544
They did come back on the first thread, though which is why it turned into a chimp out. But hopefully we have BTFO'ed them now

>>73843672
Say, what is /desi/ talk about mostly?
We here just talk about anime, flip politics, ERP, and memes.

>>73843772
When the shitposters aren't there, it's like an /asean/ thread but not as active.
It's usually language, culture or ancestry or just general stuff like anime, phones or whatever

>>73843894
How about the foreign regulars and diasporas?

>>73844020
A Canadian flag (probably a diaspora) and a Bangladeshi diaspora under a US flag.
Unfortunately their timezones are completely opposite ours so they are active when most of us are asleep.
There are also occasional passerbys like Finns or other Americans, etc.

>>73844293
Well, some come and goes, but we got two Brits posters and one French girl as regulars. Also an Aussie sometimes come here and post his cute son. And that desperate Korean virgin.

Last man standing.

>just kidding, im actually nightshift wagecucking right now.

>>73844433
>French girl
We also need a resident autist for our general as well. Where can I find one?

>>73844549
I Wonder if there is any other Asperger resident in /asean/?

>>73844549
>We also need a resident autist for our general as well.
Wew, we actually got two clinical autists. One is an annoying flip tripfaggot who only talks about his shitty singer, you can take him.

>Where can I find one?
I dunno, pray that a girl with severe obsession for one random poor country in south Asia to come and bless you with her autism.

>>73844754
>pray that a girl with severe obsession for one random poor country in south Asia
I don't care about that anymore. Only anime.

>>73844730
You and MKL are equally autistic.

>>73844829
MKL is a bit different for me. Legitimately I'm the only /asean/ user with Asperger Syndrome.

>>73844791
Really?
COMMUNISM IS THE BEST IDEOLOGY THAT ASEAN NEED! SOMBATH IS A MOTHERFUCKER AND DESERVE TO DIE! ANIME IS A MISTAKE!

>>73844932
>SOMBATH IS A MOTHERFUCKER AND DESERVE TO DIE
But he is good, and I'm into green politics. Sombath is the civil society reformer the world needs.

>>73844913
>I'm the only /asean/ user with Asperger Syndrome.
And it shows like a sore thumb. Please contain your assburgerism try to act like a sane person online.

>>73844791
>>73844754
>Poor country
I'm guessing Laos or Cambodia?
Why though? Love Pol Pot?
>Ass burgers
Clinically diagnosed? What triggered your parents to take you to a specialist?

>>73845148
She IS autistic. There's no need for a reason to love a random country other than that.

>>73845148
And yes, she thinks that Khmer Rouge is the best thing that ever graced ASEAN.

>>73845303
Whoa. Whoa. Autism truly DOES speak then

>>73845148
>I'm guessing Laos or Cambodia?
It's actually Laos. I came to /asean/ and used to make vocal arguments about how Laos shouldn't have been a communist country that was a proxy victim during the Vietnam War and how it should return being an awesome democracy. Not to mention someone else told me that /asean/ don't have Lao posters while I was in another thread.

>Clinically diagnosed? What triggered your parents to take you to a specialist

I was diagnosed by Asperger at birth. I slowly grow better since I was in early elementary school.

>73845148
My vocal obsession for Laos didn't last very long so that I can go back to talk about my other hobby on /asean/.

>>73845148
I don't.

>>73845338
Actually I think Kingdom of Laos is good, not the Pathet Lao communists. And I don't even like communism in general.

>>73845347
Ah, kys.

>>73845347
>Diagnosed at birth
How? I didn't know that was possible. You weren't crying or something when you were born?

>>73845532
I used to be a huge crybaby (until early middle school years) and I still cry for nothing at times. Nowadays I can defend things a lot in real-life and people often see me for being a gentle and responsible person.

>>73845635
>I still cry for nothing at times
Like when you killed a guy?

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>>73845446
I don't.

>>73845757
I didn't cry, I just really felt something that is so regrettable I keep calling myself an idiot because I didn't even understand that "kys" word (and I usually know a lot of memes thanks to 4chan and especially /a/).

>>73845635
Hmm... It says that any form of autism can be diagnosed at earliest by 6 months. Since Asperger's is a mildest form of autism, I'm not sure I understand how you were diagnosed at birth.

>>73845858
>Since Asperger's is a mildest form of autism, I'm not sure I understand how you were diagnosed at birth.
I was diagnosed a bit later after birth. I wasn't even aware of my autistic identity until early elementary school and thought I was just a normal person.

>>73845831
Merula (pbuh) died and not even a single tears was shed for him? You are a terrible person, sister.

>>73845923
I didn't cry at all, I just felt really sad and anguised for seeing him dying and now I'm regretting my actions for having killed him. The familiar persons often see me being too sensible so I had to held back my tears while crying Inside.

>>73845997
Why do all the French have such a hilarious accent when they try to speak English?

>>73846376
Well I learned English since middle school and has been doing it for years. I rarely speak English orally (I think it's good but my music teacher at educational autist center found it a bit flawed and need to be performed better) and prefer to write in words.

>>73846478
Make a vocaroo of you talking in English!

>>73846536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dJ7ApcDrpz
I was feeling a bit tired (I need to sleep soon because tomorrow is educational center time) while doing this.

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>>73846735
>dat voice
I have news for you. Your diagnosis was completely right.

>>73846735
What the hell? That sounds like an old text-to-speech program. Make a longer one please.

>>73846932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xr66kthVBw
Kinda low-quality sound but it works.

>>73846886
This one is more elaborate:
>>73847059

>>73847059
Transcript? That was unintelligible as hell.

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>>73847215

>>73847059
>Thick French accent
I was only able to make out "Hello anon" from that. Maybe it was a little bit because of the audio quality as well, however.

Another one, without transcription training:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lQHMnTzMZ1

>>73847256
>Third world tier internet
How did that happen?

>>73847269
>it was a little bit because of the audio quality as well, however.
The audio quality is low, there's that.

>>73847371
My computer works well but I think that's because I live in an unpopular, undercrowded city a bit far from Paris. I also don't download lot of things besides images and making documents.

>>73847256
By transcript, I was asking about the subtitle of what you were talking about, not your internet speed.

>>73847543
I rarely speak English orally well but I was writing a small presentation thing to train myself for better oral English voicing (I even watch English dubs for further exercises as of late albeit slowly).

>>73847353
Wew, have you ever talk with native English speaker?

>>73847627
Now please tell me about what you were talking about in the last two vocaroo. Give me texts of your vocaroo, comprendre?

>>73847649
I went to United Kingdom (2012), Japan (2015) and Denmark (last year) and yes I do talk with the residents of the last two countries through airbnb. I also use English as a way of communicating with people in countries where English is not an official language.

>>73847757
Here's the transcripts for all the vocaroos I did today:

Hello, anon! How are you doing? Nice to meet you
Hello, anon! How are you doing? Nice to meet you on /asean/ and I'll spend glorious days with you!
Hello, anon! How are you doing? Today I'll be more responsible and spend glorious days with you!

>>73847763
Do they comment about you accent?

>>73847627
It is real then. Every native French speaker sounds really funny when they try to speak English.
I was watching a documentary about the outbreak of plague in Madagascar and this French doctor from Pasteur Institute was taking in his really hilarious thick "le French" accent. His French team of researchers also talked like him.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10BTE57Rwiu
rate my voice too

>>73847942
One Indian guy did:
>>73847269

Curious to see how the other /asean/ons reacted but I doubt it since they're not only sleeping, this thread is a bit near close to 300+ replies (we're 230 replies in right now).

>>73847971
Your voice sounds okay but I only understand some words and I feel something really gibberish about it (maybe it's because I'm not as fluent in English orally than literally).

>>73848028
Well, let me give a comment about you accent, I have spoken to a lot of native speakers from various countries so I'm entitled for an opinion.

Your accent is completely incomprehensible, accent upon wrong syllable, needs improvement, and so on.

>>73848124
haha, i forgot what i said too

>>73848220
Sorry if I misheard it but since English is not the official language of Japan and Denmark, I think the residents (the ones that speaks English well at least) understand my English pretty well but honestly I sense something is wrong while talking but avoidable when I was with them.

>>73848124
His accent seems pretty clear to me. In fact, it's very similar to how people speak here as well. Very thick Indian accent (like in The Big Bang Theory [that show is trash, btw]) is just meme.

>>73848300
Maybe you can make a better vocaroo with better sound quality, but until then I haven't changed my opinion.

>>73848488
Maybe I can train my English everyday through vocaroo? I think listening to English material could be useful too.

>>73848375
>i sound indian
huh, no wonder my tamil and bengali friends have an easier time understanding me but my chinese friends have it all messed up.

>>73848639
You can do that. But in my experience, you should make a habit of talking in English for everyday occurrences and converse with native speaker or just listen to English conversation and mimic their accent.

>>73848650
South Indians here are actually stereotyped with as having weird accents. Their native language is different from us (We speak Hindi as our first language).

>>73848639
>>73848810
or just talk to yourself, that's what i do :l

>>73848897
Just how many ethnic languages in India are there?

>>73848978
Way too many.
India has 22 official languages but it recognize 1652 mother tongues spoken here.

>>73848897
ah fuck me haha
alright alright, guess i need to brushen up my english

>>73849073
What the fuck. We got hundreds of languages here ranging from accent differences to completely different language with its own alphabetic system but only one official state language.

>>73849257
Only English and Hindi are used nationwide. They maybe technically offical languages but they are only used wherever they are actually required. Not everywhere.

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>>73837676
Malaysia truly Asia, read this helpful info-graphic to help you understand Malaysia

>>73849528
That is similar to the Philippines with English and Filipino (Mañileno Tagalog) as the official languages, with the latter used heavily in government and media, and with instances of code-switching to Taglish.

At least the different languages in your countries are recognised as such; ours are just demoted to mere "dialects" despite not being mutually intelligible.

>>73850392
*country

>>73850392
Well, a lot of them use different scripts and belong to many different language families so they really can't demote them to just dialects anyway

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>Javenese: HOL UP, WE WUZ THAI, CAMBODIAN AND VIET 'N SHEEIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVITTpIiXyE&t=51s

Selamat pagi ASEAN

>>73854428
Maayong buntag
Magandang umaga

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America is collapsing, what /asean/ nation to move to marry a pure Islamic QT

>>73855863
Malaysia la
Also that girl isn't a pure Islamic QT

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>>73856269
no u

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Cerberus and Terra Firma dindu nothing wrong. Humans are treated like children by the other races. We expanded faster and have developed faster than any race, I smell jealously. Prove me wrong.
>inb4 John Smith

>Asari - useless at getting other races to unite
>Drell - irrelevant and servants to squids
>Collectors - get Baygon'd
>Elcor - literally could be beaten in every Olympic sports
>Batarians - Russian space terrorists
>Geth - not a race
>Hanar - fucking squid fundies
>Keepers - mindless bureaucrats
>Krogan - fucked up their entire race by using nuclear weapons
>Quarians - fuck off, we're full
>Yahg - too primitive, still in satellite stage
>Salarians - pushover nerds
>Turians - doesn't know anything apart from war
>Volus - Jews
>Vorcha - lifespan is only 20 years

Pro tip: you can't

>>73851064
>live in South Vietnam and feel literally like kangz

>>73840857
First of all, get a damn haircut dude.

Why are Indonesians so damn racist against Chinese? Chinese people are nice.

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>>73858884
Chinese is a parasite here

>>73847971
You don't have to be so dramatic here with your voice

>>73846735
Wew, it's the original autistic screeching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPJNJV9rnQM

>>73841796
Me as well


This is why I hate PLDT

>>73846735
>>73847059
>>73847353
Autism

>>73847971
Okay

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAtzIPswIM

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>>73849073
>22 official languages
>1652 mother tongues spoken

Holy shit

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>"Not choosing Ahok, that means you are RAYCIST SCUM!" - medias

dude wth

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>>73834542
Aqua is shit

>>73860187
chomusuke is living the dream

>>73860186
YOU RACIST TIKO! FANKUI FANPO!

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>>73860256
I want to be that kitty. Cuddling with both the best girl and cute lolis

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>see instagram post
>Ilocana friend on vacation in Philippines
>post picture of some highway that was built by Marcos
>says this non-unique coastal road was amazing that it existed and how Marcos was amazing
>this tribal mindset
Why do Ilocanos like to suck coc.k so much just because one of them got elected as President, especially someone who was regarded as one of the worst?

I'm part Boholano and I don't think Garcia was that memorable and barely makes it in mid-rank. I'm part Bisaya and I still think Duterte is pure stinking pile of shit. I don't bend down just because they came from the same area as me.

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>>73860303

>>73860104
thank you

>>73859110
ehh it was 3am and i was a bit cranky

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>>73860430
Lolis are not for lewd. The titcow mommy is for sexual stuff!

Do you want to be in an another world?

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>>73860770
I want to be in a world where I can enslave slutty elves

>>73860990
Good, now you are send to another world as a cow.

>>73860405
Because education sucks at Ilocos and there's a lot of brainwashing going on there especially in Laoag. I'm literally the only guy in my family from both sides who never like Marcos and it's all because Singson is part of the Marcos crony who is effrctively shitting up my birthplace in Ilocos Sur.

My mom and her relatives are Marcos loyalist however

>>73860405
Ilocanos are usually vehement, pretentious and insuferable
Marcos fags most of the north are except for maybe tarlac or illocos sur
but I don't see them perpetuating breaking off the country only the CAR region does that, with some international backings from their migrants

Visayans separating particularly west, central and mindanao on the other hand has been alive and well even before duterte
Started noticing it after eraps impeachment, weirdly enough died down during aquino, I guess they were to busy bashing him

The shitposter from reddit finally woke up
Thanks for ruining our thread flip diaspora

>>73861260
and facebook shills are alive and well with you kek

I woke up completely naked under my comforter.

>>73861717
bien hecho papi

Autisca shot somebody.

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Megumin desu

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>>73861750
Ven jugar conmigo.

>>73862095
no soy chica

>>73862128
No te preocupes. No soy sexista.

>>73861717

You want a Filipina Christmas Cake?

>>73862327
As long as she's a virgin and clean, I welcome her with open arms and a steaming dick.

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>>73861966
megumin a slut

>>73860186
And that's how Anies is elected, kek.

I just took a photo of my dick.

why does caffeine make me want to kill myself? anyone else have this problem?

>>73863070
Maybe you used Depression instead of sugar.

>>73863070
Caffeine decreases serotonin.
Work out of get exposure to sun.

We should call back our Nusantara branch of Isis retard and use them to invade Kra.

>>73835080

your'e an OCEANIANS, not SEA( no pun intended)

>>73838047

but he is right tho, we have rich biodiversity here, that's why we must protect and preserve it, that's the beauty of our home bro,

>>73862521
I demand the sauce!!!

That's it, I'm buying a 4chan pass.
What are some ways here in PH I can buy a 4chan pass?

kinda want chink gf tbqh

>>73863766
Sell your boipucci to me

>>73863781
I want Ashkenazi gf.

>>73863815
jew is ugly
chink is qt

>>73863766
Hey, do you really live in Baguio or is that all a meme

>>73863841
Oyvey, delet this you anti-semite.

>>73863858
>>73863858
>>73863858

>>73863861
fuck anime thread