/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

>>73832351
I secretly love you England

>Hell March Of The Proud Smiling Soldiers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghXOJ9-RGFk

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>>73832351
No need be be discreet about that anon.

Going pretty comfy today

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>>73832351

>>73831749

based Occitans

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>>73832351
Also, this is Charles Maurras' birthday

>>73832351
Waaah. Why is France touching us?

>>73832438
This would be good if he didn't have on a KKK outfit

Why does france not recognize another language but french?

>>73832480
yeah the original artist thinks that every KKK member is a nazi and vice versa

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What happens here?

>>73832478
Alsace-Lorraine is teasing you

>>73832533
Leftists

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>>73832533
Bregnoules

>>73832493
To preserve the Republic. Giving rights to regional languages would encourage independent claims, like Catalonia.

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>>73832493

>>73832493
Unity through language

>>73832493
>Why does france not recognize another language but french?
It started when French Royalty tried to decrease Feudal power by imposing French as the official language, and culminated when the Jacobins came into power after the Revolution, and centralized the Power even more in Paris.
Thus, everything had to be in French and regional languages dissapeared overtime as with mandatory schooling, they couldn't teach regional languages anymore.
>>73832533
Alcoholism and antifa, Berliners should find themselves at home.

>>73832533
Best part of France

Also
>reliefkarte
German can be so qt sometimes

>>73832660
Neither "Relief" nor "Karte" are actually German words.

>>73832612
>Nantes
Always cracks me up that Nantes is all about muh heritage while the rest of Brittany doesn't consider it as Breton

>>73832641
>>73832649
>>73832651

But in germany no one ever hated each other for dialect, and many try to encourage dialects.
Maybe occicant and so on are just THAT different?

>>73832686
Is karte not a German word?

>>73832686
this is correct
>Eine Karte (von griech. χάρτης chártes

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S-stop calling me cute France-chan

>>73832736
It's from Latin "carta".

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>>73832746
keep dreaming

>>73832778
We have Poland atleast. Poland is like,the wife in an abusive relationship.

>>73832706
I once got yelled at for saying Esszeug

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>>73832706
Occitan is a different language altogether.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKp4y4aYxCQ&t=3s
>>73832746
Stop being cute then.

>>73832706
You're a federal state, and as >>73832651 pointed out, France is a centralized country. No one wants to encourage the empowerment of specific parts of France.

This is the best general, how did we not think about it before ?

Also, regionnal dialects used to be repressed to enforce the control of the capital city (Paris) over the rest of the country and prevent regions from seceeding

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>>73832812
France on the left,Germany on the right!

>>73832351
wallonia, romandy, deutschschweiz and austria should be on that map

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LOL

>>73832876
No fuck off.

>>73832738
>>73832772
>German autism strikes again

The word Karte looks much cuter than carta anyway

>>73832931
>not being a language purist

>>73832908
that's fucking racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5ocUZODPQA
Do britain and france have games (or entire franchises) that are unknown to the outside world?

>>73832533
leftards and white trash

>>73832947
>not having a mongrel language

good thread lads

>>73832947
>Europe doesnt speak esperanto
I dont understand the concept of language
We should all speak the same because we are one human race

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>>73832966
Yeah yeah now fuck off. Go make a /irrelevant countries with an inferiority complex general/ instead

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Me trying to get a gf

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>>73833028
>I dont understand the concept of language
well memed

>>73832706
Occitan is very different

>>73833028
We will eventually

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>>73833028
>Esperanto

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>>73833028
I know what you're referring to. Cheeky wanker,you.

>>73832706
What are your regional languages ? They're all germanic languages, right?

In France, we have celtic languages, romance languages, germanic languages, ayyy lmao languages (basque) etc...

It's way more threatening.

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>>73833166

>>73833166
All Germanic,yeah.
How did France manage to unite so many ethnicities? Bugs me.

>>73832778
>we're the girl

nah, fuck off

>>73832812
nice song

Happy 4/20

Name 3 (Three) Meme dates that come with it!

>>73832876

>Romandie
>Deutschschweiz

Kek

You've never met a Swiss, do you?

>>73833200
C U L T U R A L
O P P R E S S I O N

IE : everytime a kiddo speaks in another language, beat the shit out of him

>>73833166
Our regional languages exclusive to Germany are:

> Low German
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHgUF04dyxU

> North Frisian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71pvC5qByBE

> Saterland Frisian

> Upper and Lower Sorbian

Aside from Sorbian - which is Slavic - they are all Germanic.

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>enter brit thread
>no one is speaking british

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>>73832876
Only if annexed by France and Germany

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Bavarian is the best dialect there is

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>>73833166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_D4MTpkf-E

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northern english, liverpudlian english and birmingham english may as well be different languages

dont start on scottish english

>>73833304
Austria is practically Germany so that would be ok.

>>73833193
That's a shiton of languages and dialects

>>73832876
>>73833304
i wish

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>>73833200
Republican propaganda through school (the myth of "our ancestors, the gauls" and in general a will to fuck everyone at our border superior to fighting among each others.
>>73833365
Scots aren't even humans in the first place. Might as well put that with baboon noises

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>>73833333

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>>73833420
>our ancestors, the gauls

NO
STOP
DON'T MAKE ME QUESTION MY IDENTITY
ENOUGH

>>73833200
Similar to the cajuns in USA, speak the national langage and nothing else.
Also the franco-prussian war didn't help.

>>73833061
not happening, wallonia, french and german switzerland and austria are part of /fr/ and /deutsch/, they don't have any other generals

>>73833258
is there a /ch/?

>>73833304
ok

>>73833420
rude

scots are our mates

>>73833420
So your history class is we wuz tier?

>>73833420
Gaule is so big, we can't just say they're our ancestors

>>73833365
It should be isnae, not innae

>>73833420
>french
Sorry we don't sound like we'd rather be sucking someone's bollocks whenever we talk

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>>73833328

>>73833485

Not to my knowledge.

>>73833365
>dont start on scottish english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c

Belgium is a non country

>>73833536
Poland trying to be relevant, don't listen to Yank propaganda.
Europe ends at the rhine.

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Though we lost part of the summer warmth of the previous days, sunshine in Paris!
How's the weather like, /fug/ ?

>>73832428
Nice. / Es ist schön.

>>73833193
why are poitou-charentes and franche-comté green ? they didn't have any other colours or are they connected to "northern" dialects somehow ?

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>>73833562
Yes it is!

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>>73833328
bavarian "dialect" is a speech defect

>>73832438
would rather kill all the brown people and create 50 australias tbf

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>>73833573
But it's OUR non-country

>>73833593
>How's the weather like, /fug/ ?
grim
sky is a pale unbroken grey
been raining on and off so I can't put the washing out

>>73833637
But part of it is Netherlands non country!

>>73833536
Do Germans think of themselves as western or Central European?

>>73833485
No fuck off, it's a country general, not a language based one.
>>73833519
Historically so are turks as well. Domestication has been part of us for a long time.
>>73833537
Das right, we wuz Astérix n shiiiiiet
>>73833610
Dunno, ask Wikipedia. Perhaps they ran out of colour, or they just considered they're similar, it's just la langue d'Oïl which changed a lot

>>73833628
Bavarian is great

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>>73833593
>How's the weather like, /fug/ ?

>>73833593
bit cold and sunny

would be perfect for a walk with the gf ;_;

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>>73833639
ha, reminds me of the country, my normandy.

>>73833571
>Daya ar fe pafafa dede
wot

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>>73833166
>ayyy lmao languages (basque)

>>73833675
Nah, turks are not our mates, they were just strategic allies...

...shit, so were scots

>>73833678
yeah if you suffer from the same congenital speech defect as bavarians. It allows you basic communication with healthy people which is great.

>>73833568
precisely, /deutsch/ IS your general

>>73833672
Western

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>>73833675
Das rite muh chillrenns,we wuz gaulz n shiet. But dem romanz whiteys came and destroyed everythang. Now get your French ass to sleep pierre. Sheeeit


>All these saupreißen hating on Bavarians
It's great. They're so fucking jealous.

>>73833726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aQFjhp2j8w

Scotland risked everything fae u </3

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>>73833593
It's cold but sunny so it's alright

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYxeWnX8CN0

CELTS IN

>>73833778
based scots

>>73833780
>He likes the sun

Napoléon and Hitler, the two best leaders in the entire world history.

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>>73833778
Das wemind me o' Cooongo

>>73833672
Western Europe. The East vs West thinking makes it impossible to create a central Europe.

>>73833843
>Hitler
no

Napoleon, yes.
Germany has a great history of leaders though. Bismarck and Frederick the Great a couple of them.

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>60 years ago a fever was a serious condition in bavaria
>weeb hating his prussian colonial powers now

why not go full Zimbabwe and ban white people from your "country" then?

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Look at this cute polish girl!
And she even has average polish teeth!

>>73833850
>>73833817
meant fow

>>73833843
Best leaders to destroy Europe in some of the deadliest wars

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>>73833693
>would be perfect for a walk with the gf ;_;
Also why are office hours right in the middle of the day, broad daylight?
In summer months, we should work at night, leaving the leasure time for the daytime, to enjoy the sun.

I know there are some cultural variations, like in spain they siesta (sleep) right in the middle of the day, to avoid the excessive heat, incompatible with work.

By the by, in France some people may take naps, but we have a lovely expression, "sieste crapuleuse" (foul nap), refering to the fact that often, people who go to bed during daytime do it for fucking.

>>73833843
>Hitler
Nah. He fucked up.

>>73832990

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gNJPvPCHzc

Independent Kingdom of Bavaria when?

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>we literally have to support the whole country because they can't do shit for themselves
>oh ooga booga you're a bunch of niggers

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>>73833843
Hitler was a cuck, there would be no room for monarchs, aristocrats or traditional religion in the future Nazi Germany envisioned by Hitler. Having come from the lower classes he never got over his class envy and the bitter jealousy he felt when, as a young man, he watched Hapsburg royals dancing while he shoveled snow outside. He resented anyone who had any status or privilege which they did not “earn” as he had to (and in his case, “earn” meant to lie, cheat and kill to obtain power). Not everyone in the Nazi hierarchy was so opposed to monarchy as Hitler was, but most were and it was the opinion of Hitler that mattered. It is unfortunate that, in this regard, Hitler was so successful. The war he started would ultimately lead to the loss of the Italian, Serbian, Bulgarian and Romanian monarchies as well as stopping a near-restoration in Austria. The war would also so completely exhaust the British Empire that dominions began to fall away rapidly in the post-war years. Hitler was an enemy of everything that the “Old Europe” of Christian monarchies stood for and no one should ever forget it.

>>73833969
PLS NOW

>>73832990
I had this exact game. I could try to find the box if you want.
One of my first pc game since I grew up with a SNES

>>73833969
Never.

>>73833778
>James IV

He had such potential ;_;

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>America

>>73833817
mofugin craka u afraid u gon get skin cancer? u shud b

>>73833843
also Bismarck, Alexander the Great, Charlemagne (Carlus Magnus etc), Julius Caesar, Emmanuel Macron...

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>>73833904
You never go full zimbabwe

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>>73833969
NOW!

>>73834006
This literally the first game i've ever played.
I'm quite young and got to play many classics because my dad had a lot of old games
Stuff like age of empires and empire earth

Was this game popular in france?

>>73834000
it seems like your pic related and your post contradict each other

are you a patrician monarchist or a republicuck?

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>I'm proud to be a slave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVGsYOdVjg4

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oui oui

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Independant Kingdom of Berry, when?

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>>73834075
>when mom asks you where all the food for the people went
>>73834087
I remember it being a good game but being one of my first RTS game it was a bit hard
I don't think so, I introduced someone to it but I never met anyone that played it. Was it in Germany ?

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ja ja

>>73834152
I want Melenchon to win just to see what happens

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quite quite

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>>73834153
>Not Résistons !
Prepare to get Sheperd'd, fool.

>>73834153
What happened to France?

>>73834176
Well this particular game not so much. But i hear everyone talking about settlers 2 and 3
Shame the series has gotten very bad.
5&6 were still half decent, 6 is considered comfy on /v/.

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>>73833996
>tfw the south gets cucked again
One day we shall have our revenge

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>>73832351

>>73834269
Hamburg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIkAQQAPyqM
This was also the title screen music

>>73834234
u wot

>>73834238
Shattered World mod :^)

It satisfies my autism.

>>73834240
Damn now I want to play those oldschool RTS because of you. I'll see if GoG has it.
>>73834286
...why is Texas here ?

>>73834286
what the fuck is texas doing there

>>73833892
>>73834051
Yes I agree with you but a part of me do not like bismarck because he beated Napoléon III in a war that Napo didn't want and mostly imposed (((republic))) to France after his victory, but how can I blame him for that ? he just did the best for his country by fucking other's.

>>73833929
they always proposed peace. Napoléon didn't declare war to any country, when he came in power France as already in war because of the english cocksucker who never accepted the reovolution despite they sequestrated their king 5 centuries before that and kille him one before. Hitler just invaded poland because german was persecuted and any countries wanted to deal with him, if the english have been able to run miserably in fishingships (yeah remember dunkerque) that was because french sacrificed themselve to protect the extraction, while hitler stopped his army as a sign of peace and the english soldier was just fucking bridges up without consideration to their allied french.

>>73833932
it took the entire world to made him fuck up

>>73834000
maybe he was planning something like bonapartism, by designing himself hi own heir.

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>>73834231

>>73834286
wtf

>>73834301
Surely it makes the game too easy if everyone's a count

>>73834310
yes it does actually


Fug is comfy, would never feel this way on /deutsch/

>>73834356
It's way more interesting, IMO

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Post THICC girls from your country

>>73834334
>it took the entire world to made him fuck up
Not really, Nazi Germany did well DESPITE Hitler, not because of him. The German generals were top tier, and some of the high official Nazis like Speer were very talented. Hjalmar Schacht was a great economist. Hitler was just an autist painter who LARPed as a warlord

Lads what are we going to do about the weak countries of Europe. Why on earth haven't we joined together and subjugated them all to our rule yet?

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>>73834423
>tfw no thicc brexiteer Tory MP gf

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>>73834423

>>73834428
If we think like that there is no good leader beause they are no leader withoud ministers and advisors. Also he appointed them himself.

Godtier soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqT8_t4v9yg

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>>73834423

>>73834505
>>73834507
Revolting.

wagwan feels pretty comfy with no spastic JFs

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>>73834503
Because revanchism
Three power union is the only way

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Who /semi-obscure RTS game OST's/ here?

Britain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33OEC2jYSS8
France: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTSIP4lwJH8
Germany: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snwu-0FdZyU

The Portuguese and Russians have a nice tunes as well, and I like this one for the savages https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E107nXLM98

>>73834507
that's fucking thiqqq

>>73834334
>Napoléon didn't declare war to any country

Hmmmm

>>73834557
This!

>>73834036
Its still just as funny the 3rd time i have seen it

>>73834598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8

>>73834557

Disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVHMqWitATY&list=PLD80AACFB3E563792&index=11

Da da da Dadadadadada

>>73834000
Although I have to testify for the precision of your repetitive numbers, I have to say Hitler didn't come from the "lower classes" (because I read the 1st 100 pages of Mon Combat)

His father Aloïs was a civil servant in the Customs administration. Back then, civil servant meant not only prestige but also money, and never knowing need.

Though Adolf was a bad student in maths and he refused the pressure of his mather to make him a civil servant, he excelled at history. So he had the culture of a gentleman, and grew up in a (nouveau) bourgeois environment.

He then explains how this mattered when he became an orphan and struggled alone in Vienna : he was a pauper, but his culture and knowledge of what it is to grow up rich gave him a very empathetic / sympathetic view of his noisy, alcoholic neighbors, with the constant quarels and children beating.

Hitler thus writes, HOW can a child become a good citizen, growing up seeing his father drunk all the time, often out of job, beaten by his parents?

This post becomes un-necessarily long. When I read this autobiography (the beginning of My Struggle (real title "_Four and a Half Years (of Struggle) Against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice_"), I was like, wtf, are you me? I myself am a déclassé, sympathetic with the lower classes for the same reason (I didn't grow up with them, so I don't resent them, and I do not need the "distinction" behavior that Hitler hated in his father, priding himself on being "above" others, through a bourgeois ἕξις (hexis, attitude or Gestalt))

His childhood was literally "l'enfance d'un chef" (childhood of a leader (chef, which became "chief" in english, unrelated to cuisine)). Sometimes it makes me think.
My direct neighbor is an alcoholic, and the middle-aged woman above conspicuously lost her mental sanity a long time ago.

>>73834423
Thicc German gf is the dream

Thinn French gf is also the dream

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>>73834423

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>>73834692
My nigga

Anyone here do historical re-enactment?

I do napoleonic, but i know of the ww2 stuff , and it seems that it is beyond autistic , just too soon imo

>>73834676
>Mon Combat
That sounds... weird.

>tfw grandparent were in berlin during the bombings

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>>73834716
Not exactly thicc, but thicc tits yeah lmao.

>>73834716
Just made my willy hard. Thanks

>>73834721
>dark brows
>disgusted look
>that tummy
>tight short top
>smoker
>dirty qt feet

MY FUCKING DICK

>>73834756
We never translate it, uezs.
99% of the time, the titles of German books are translated. But this one time, it was not translated, probably to make it sound bad in french ears.

Here "Combat" would refer to the newspaper of Albert Camus.

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>>73834801

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>>73834692
>Thinn French gf

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>>73834423

>>73834756
I had to read Anne Franks Tagebuch in French and that shit is even worse than the original

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>the french call mortal kombat "montal kombat"

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>>73834721
the dream

>>73834557
>more islands

y tho

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>tfw Britain France and Germany could bend the world to our will if we got along

>>73834721
That's an american girl, I can tell from the furnitures and decoration.

>>73834919
She's a yank, delet

>>73835014
can't be American, she's not wearing her shoes on furniture

>>73834984
>You probably voted leave

>>73833028
>We should all speak the same because we are one human race

I agree, everyone needs to learn English NOW.

Partly because I'm biased as fuck but also because English is the most descriptive language by far. Objectively the best tbqh lads.

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Thinn German bf who looks like a thinn french girl is the dream

>>73834935
No, mortal kombat

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Cute girls are vastly superior to hot girls in my opinion.

>>73835040
The EU is cucked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8FM-hhjxcU&index=14&list=PLD80AACFB3E563792

>>73833333
nice digits

>>73835040
Anglo-French-German axis >>>> globalist federalist entity looking to merge all cultures and melt them into some United States of Europe

>>73835131
Tomoko is neither cute nor hot.

>>73835132
Its a way of securing long term relevance in the economic world

>>73834676
>Hitler thus writes, HOW can a child become a good citizen, growing up seeing his father drunk all the time, often out of job, beaten by his parents?
Notice how neither Le Pen, Macron, Fillon or even Mélenchon ever speak like this in their political campaigns.
This would speak to the heart of the masses.
They *try* to sound like they know what it's like to struggle, but they don't, and it shows.
They'd need consulting from someone like me, Hitler, or Bukowski.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDlRzTgvT-M&index=16&list=PLD80AACFB3E563792

>>73835174
I agree

>>73835174
Where does it begin to merge cultures? Free movement and merging cultures isn't exactly the same thing.

>>73835153
makes me feel weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSwATqPUsv0

>>73835194
>This would speak to the heart of the masses.
He was a good politician.

The politicians of today just don't seem to carry a genuineity about them, It's all very corporate.

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>tfw no cute frontiste gf

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>>73834423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCdYEInD9Og

>>73835278
Yes. They have an expertise in sociology, but they're wrong when they think meeting the Unions of the ruling class, and the Unions of the working class is enough to know the people.
One class is never represented, never Unionized : out of job people, and neets.

Also, for the lulz I typed "Bukowski + Hitler" on google, because they really describe exactly the same childhood, same germanic father.

>At his most forgiving, he would say of his parents, "Living in that house I never learned German except for the songs."
http://www.hollywoodinvestigator.com/2003/bukowski1.htm (uninteresting normie article, I cut it at the right places)

>What brought Bukowski around to the Nazi viewpoint, and more particularly to the ideas of Adolph Hitler, is hard to say. It began in the depth of his solipsism, at the time of puberty when his skin erupted and in the eyes of many he became a monster. Though he says over and over that he was some kind of leader among the friends he had, their own words betray him as an outcast and a loner. Girls feared him; teachers taunted him, his fellow students would talk about him behind his back.

>This taught him the lesson of the gifted misanthrope: writing can be the avenging sword. All the bitterness that welled up in him as he broke out in boils and huge, exploding pimples, became the fuel that drove his writing. He looked for writers with similar views and found Celine, Ezra Pound, Jeffers, Hamsun, and Adolph Hitler.

>>73835255
sehr guter post

>>73835237
It aims to destroy the nation states , also all entities have homogenizing and centralising tendencies, it would be inevitable.

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>>73835366


>>73835448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTKakINXjl8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTmuw5qobRQ&list=PLBD150034C0286A95&index=3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9FP3rAUPGU&list=PLNsjU2KzDFzv2LQOXFPaW8iJuj0ZvuY6h&index=1
>this whole soundtrack

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>>73835436
>the gifted misanthrope

>gifted
Nice understatement for battered child.

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Those hips don't lie.

>>73835555
For >>73835366

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>no brit gf

>>73835465
The world is inevitably homogenising, not having an EU wouldn't change that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNOWW706vkQ

>>73835555
You won't trick me again black phillip

>>73835550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is0I7M0W_Ig

>>73835636
No

Can globalisation still be stopped?

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Camille Pourcheresse.

>Camille Rowe-Pourcheresse with then boyfriend MGMT band frontman

>>73835715
No

I blame the French

>>73835465
>destroy nation states
Nation states sign up to be part of a collective and share a small number of policies designed to increase standards.
Never do any of those nation states dissolve by joining. It's just an agreement to work together.

>all entities have homogenizing and centralising tendencies
What does this mean?

>>73835656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_03WDsHdpM&list=PL01B9B50A09A36A7E&index=65

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This is my wife.

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>>73835772
this is your life

I am basically a refugee child.
Mothers parents: refugees from silesia
Fathers mother: refugee from pommerania

>>73835636
People emigrate because they are unhappy with what their current state offers in terms of quality of life.
That's not an indication of homogenising exactly. So apart from people seeking a better life, what other drive to homogenise is there?

>>73835756
Its literal stated aim is "ever closer union". It wants a united states of Europe.

It means what it means, do you not read or study?

>>73833675
it's clearly a general of generals

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>>73835715
It took me months to choose my new phone. Once in town I saw street posters everywhere on bus stops, of Wiko smartphones, with a cock saying "cocorico!" (the french phonetics for the sound of the rooster)

I inquired and found out (not further than wikipedia) that Wiko only had 40 employees in France (Marseille), including only 3 engineers.

Eventually I bought Samsung, thinking french smartphone didn't exist. But one friend told me I could have bought ALcatel. But he himself is the biggest sellout I know.

>>73835845
You have to go back

>>73835959
lol only when it is german again

>>73835715
Yes, but only with either imperialism or isolationism

>>73835978
Not going to be german again if you dont fuck off back to where you came from
(Ps: Its comfy, even if the poles are there for now theyre not so bad, could be worse, could be russians instead...)

>>73835910
Please address my points instead of creating a red herring.

>>73836030
There will barely be anyone besides me, and i dont want my children to mate with polish people
Nono, bad idea, i'll stay in berlin where my people need me more

>>73835688
>>73835858
Technology means people increasingly interact with each other and naturally homogenise. 10000 years ago you would maybe know another tribe living 20 miles away or something, the culture between two tribes living in the UK and France would be completely unrelated. Nowadays the whole world is connected, we are very similar to people in France

>>73836070
I did for the first, i shouldnt need to for the second because it requires no further explanation to anyone with a brain, and i gave you the benefit of the doubt

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>>73835946
>>73835715
Also I checked out the Wiko website, to see how they present themselves as "french" (made in france).
It's almost nowhere to be found.
I then understood that the "cocorico" rooster massive ad campaign had a reason : a way of avoiding legal troubles, for lying. While still only implying that Wiko smartphones (a rebranded chinese brand) was the pride of France (they said "Wiko is the top second brand in France (in sales numbers) : cocorico!!!!"

tranny hours in /brit/ so hi guys

>>73835845
Are these regions currently in the german federation and is your post then a joke?
Or are these regions in Poland or Czech republic?

>>73836287
>tranny hours
what

>>73836278
Bit autistic no

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>>73836344
silesia and pommerania are now in poland
The german people who lived in these lands were expelled after WW2

>>73836218
>The EU destroys nation states
You are implying "ever closer union" means to 'destroy nation state's as opposed to it's dictionary definition which is to 'work closely together'.

You havn't addressed the points I brought up

>all entities have homogenizing and centralising tendencies.
Please reiterate what you classify as an entity.

>>73836353
around this time each day someone spams tranny porn webms in /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjQMiO1AFK4

>>73836148
There needs to be a few to start off, also there are some germans still living there, only a few in pomernia, but a sizeable community in silesia

Better a polish or a polish-german than a "new german"

>>73836468

Neither did the EU actually.

And it's actually the problem with this "thing" nobody seems to really where it's heading.

>>73836502
There's one autistic guy that same fags under anonymity and chases away anyone he doesn't like, which can be for any autistic reason.

>>73836381
What?
I didn't bring the topic of resistance to globalisation, but yeah, I like the topic, and my passion is investigation journalism. /int/ is my favorite outlet, tho it doesn't pay the bills.

>>73836415
ok danke, nun I get den Flüchtling Witz. / the refuge joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c40txph2Kq8

>>73834962

>the STATE of the Mediterranean

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Artikel im Deutsch über das current Französich Wahl.

http://www.zeit.de/politik/ausland/2017-04/wahl-frankreich-emmanuel-macron-marine-le-pen-francois-fillon-wahlprogramm

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>>73836690
>a coalition forms

>>73836767
Is Le Pen going to do well?

The (((media))) is not to be trusted

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>>73834676
>>73834676
>>73834676

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>>73836690
That is depressing
>>73836814
Yes she is going to do well. Hopefully that'll be enough

>>73836690
War?

>>73836879
...Against what ? It's not like they have an army

>>73836879
>war against spain
Tell them we will support them in a war against portugal, once they let us in we attack them from within.
Won.

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>>73836879
>fighting against meds

2 easy

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>>73836984
Nah fuck off with your Blitzkrieg bullshit. It never worked.
Do it like us. Just surrender and let the Brits handle it.
Gosh you kraut never know how to appreciate life.

>>73832533
/ourguys/

>>73837068
what is said is exactly what napoleon did, dumb frog

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>>73837084
A proof that it was a shite tactic then
The De Gaulle plan worked better

I had to call my School for Adults before 5p.m. today. My future professional Certification (a sort of degree) is in jeopardy.

Yes, my anxiety level reached autistic spectography levels, and I'd rather discuss history, and "refaire le monde" (redo, re-do the world, meaning in a derogatory way, the fact of roleplaying people who could create the world again (redo) from scratch, dreamers).

get really sad watching films about old europe
we took too many darkies in at the turn of the 00s and now it's all gone to shit desu

>>73836308
WE

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>>73836690
hmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2pQd1hl2R4&list=PL23880949A4AA56CB&index=1
pagan

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Good thread

>>73837211
Why is France so brown?

>>73837148
Well, anyway I wanted to thank OP >>73832351 for contribooting to creating a new form of Union of West Europa.

In the future, OP will be remembered as one of the Founding Fathers of the new sovereign Europe.

>>73837242
Muh diversity.

>>73837161
I would totally do that DNA analyze shit if I didn't know that they most certainly save all the data they gather on you and your DNA

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>>73837242
Because we are brown
More seriously it wouldn't surprise me if some virtue signaling baboon was putting a darkie to represent France. They're fucking terrible with that

>>73837242
>France
>White

>>73834286

>>73834310
>...why is Texas here ?
Brit anon must be an habitué from /fr/ (a regular). A couple years ago we had a regular qt femanon from Chile. She was studying animation in Chile, so not only could she draw things like pic in question, but she could also animate it, and probably much more.

I think she was known as Chilichan, though I was never familiar with the genders of -chan and -kun.

>TL;DR - But chilean femanon from /fr/ did this drawing.

>>73837376
>UK
>not islamic

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>>73837289
tfw your cunt is both north and west europe

>>73837431
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_France

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>>73837376
Totally white.

>>73837533
>>73837431
>arguing over who has more pakis
lads come on we're all just going to end up sad

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Game
Go into /pis/, take a post and vocaroo it with the most stereotypical accent you can manage
>>73837245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wfzlTo1ziS
My try

>>73837376
>>73837431
BOYS!

PLEASE!