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The official /int/ thread for brainlets
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are there any milder forms of stimulants like caffiene
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>think 190 did 6 months for fiddling with his niece or something
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not standard procedure but I'll allow it
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>>73830702
cocaine
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Should've been 190 is a nonce edition
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YES at long last this is the thread that is PERFECT for me
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not the thread for me but ill stay here a while just as a guest
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As far from a cult as you could imagine
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I
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ive said it once and ill say it again:

please provide proof 190 is a pedophile.

tripfagging is srs business and i dont like him and wont acknowledge him, but if you're going to claim he's a proven nonce then provide proof
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>>73830722
excellent taste in eric clapton's musical portfolio, I quite enjoy that one too
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>>73830702
Speed
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it's bad enough that he's the worst poster here, let alone a filthy nonce who fiddled with his niece
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>>73830745
>pedophile
fuck off yank
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>>73830752
that based off personal experience?
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>>73830752

nonce
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Haircut tomorrow

50 minutes there
hour for the cut
50 minutes back

Bloody hell
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stop fucking replying to him
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pretty sound haul for an early thursday afternoon
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>>73830781
>>73830784
stop replying
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Guys I really wanna play bioshock but cant get of the laptop. What do?
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>>73830679
https://youtu.be/fjs2gPa5sD0

Essential viewing
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>>73830791
how do you spend an hour getting your hair done?
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>>73830745
The thread was years ago, I'd forgotten about it until the guy brought it up again and I'm not sure theres many people around who remember it especially on a different board

But it was real and it has been confirmed
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>>73830734
cannot WAIT for him and his runt supporters to get blown the fuck out in June
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durr durr dur dur durrrrr
I voted remain ladsssss
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th balkfu
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>>73830820

ahh yes, i suppose we'll just take your word for it then

i dislike him just as much as the next /brit/ poster but don't call someone a nonce without evidence
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>>73830819
Get it washed, then the guy takes his time

It's a good cut
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disgusting leave voters, when the UK leaves the EU, the bankers (which i hate) are going to lose their bonuses (which i also hate)
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if you stop replying to the nonce he will stop posting, simple as
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>>73830776
sorry i thought this thread was for brainlets. just playing along

>>73830820
:-( really want it to be confirmed like when the sheykh got arrested
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>>73830819
>he doesn't go to a salon

dear oh dear Deano
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Embarrassed to be in the same thread as a 190 cm tall walking autist who fiddled with his small niece
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who else is /positivecanthiltilt/ master race here?
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>>73830791
3 hours of work tomorrow and I have to fill in this thing every time, utter nightmare
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Kyary
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http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/190kg/page/1/

'owling
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>leave voters
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>>73830861

my barber takes like 10-15 minutes to do my hair and he's the best i've been to. $35 per haircut.

how much do you pay for yours?
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me at the imminent implosion of Corbyn and his mongmentum lot
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>>73830910
>gif
fuck off
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>>73830707
is this true? dirty cunt.
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>>73830885
Fucking casuals
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DON'T REPLY
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>>73830891
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>>73830865
shall be letting your employer know you hate bonuses
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>>73830752
taking stairs 2 at a time and walking on elevators is common sense and if i told you how many times i'd had sex you'd jaypost me
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>>73830912
70 bucks, comes with a beer, would be $50 if I went every 6 weeks but I don't cut my hair quite that often. It's a luxury.
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london calling
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>>73830944
Bit embarrassing that you made this post mate
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>>73830966
>70 for a haircut and a beer
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>>73830891
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/190kg/page/1/
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>>73830971
yeah hang on mate *puts you on hold*
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>>73830971
was never particularly fond of the clash desu
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>>73830966
>70
shant be believing this unless you're a woman (which you aren't)
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>morons who complain about gifs
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*blocks your path*
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>>73831008
*clashes my fist into your spine*
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once dropped my landline phone in the loo when i was about 10 and panicked and flushed it
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>>73831028
>webm
fuck off
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>>73831032
turns out... 'e were a chimp
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How edgy do I need to be to celebrate Hitler's birthday?
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>taking stairs 2 at a time and walking on elevators is common sense
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>>73830999
i thought you were going to reply to that post saying "ky where have you been" and then id reply saying "haha that was actually me pretending to be ky youve been completely tricked hahahaha" but you didnt respond to it and now youve completely ruined my fun thats my last post for this thread at least i hope youre plesed with yourself murderer
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>>73831049
RIGHT YOU'RE TALKING SHIT AGAIN
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>>73831051
whens his birthday
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>>73831051
unironically you mean?
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>>73831064
am usin me fables
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The yanks on /pol/ always give me a good laugh
always so overly racist
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*blocks your path*
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>>73831032
Come on then u german cunt
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from now on, NO ONE reply to the nonce
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>>73830887
>>73831061
hahahahahahaha i literally was going to reply to this and make a big deal of you posting kazza but i just forgot hahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahhhahahha smd
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>>73831051
shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me edgy. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can wank off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me edgy is a legitimate tactic for arguments.
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>>73831087
USE YOUR BRAIN INSTEAD YOU BLOOD IDIOT

PLAY A RECORD
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>>73831079
yes

>>73831086
today
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>>73831089
Why do I find this guy?
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>>73831101
wind your neck in
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How exactly will voting in the Lib Dems stop brexit?
Once Article 50 is enacted, it can't be un-enacted
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>>73831100
>>73831061
HAHAHAHAHA I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE IT WAS KYS FLAG HAHA YOUR JOKE WOULDNT HAVE WORKED ANYWAY I DIDNT READ YOUR POST AT FIRST EITHRE
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>>73831093
better be careful man, a chimp'll fuck you up
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apparently he's very hot, girl told me
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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/19/fashion/zara-skirt-pepe-the-frog.html?_r=0

top kek
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*blocks your neice*
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>>73831101
is this a legitimate form of protest?
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shan't be bothering with /brit/ for a moment longer
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>>73831051
i made a happy birthday thread for him on /pol/ earlier
got about 100 replies but its gone now
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and the Tories should be worried
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>>73831100
>>73831135
rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>73831134
no see they want a namby pamby soft brexit
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Praise Alllllah
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>>73831159
None of her fans can even vote
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dad's sending me weird pics of himself again
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>>73831106
>>73831064
erm... so there's this pilot right
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I try to read the guardian to stay as impartial as I can, reading as many different papers as I can, but this liberal shit is rotting my brain.
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>>73831159
who the FUCK is zoella
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>>73831187
*gets you in a headlock*
go on, say you're gay! SAY YOU'RE GAY!!
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>>73830679
Math is hard
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uk sucks dick. full of niggers and mussies.
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why are the BBC comments the same as you find on daily mail
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Thought the fwb was coming round today lads. Shaved the willy and made sure I was nice and fresh, tidied the flat and got some drinks and now she's just text me saying she doesn't feel well enough to drive and wants me to go pick her.

She lives 45 minutes away and I simply shan't be entertaining the thought.
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>>73831187
just put a call through to scotland yard but they said they're not taking new cases due to brexit so you're off the hook m8
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>>73831210
HOW are there no pictures of Suzanne
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>>73831211
what can you tell me about the impact of quinoa on the transgender community?
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>>73831120
*gestures you to look downwards*
*it is me holding my index finger next to my thumb into a circular shape*
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>>73831219
52-48 = we voted leave get out
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>>73831168
laughed so hard at this turn of events that i reverse snorted, like snorted while exhaling
if you dont mind thats going in a sketch

>>73831204
what are they like eh
mine just emailed me this morning with a photo of him peeling carrots and 8 winky faces
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>>73831159
the fucking state of this

https://inews.co.uk/opinion/bloggerswhovote-zoella-save-jeremy-corbyn/

not even like she backed him she just tweeted a link to the registration page
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>>73831211
>liberal
FOY
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>>73831221
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watched Inside Job yesterday

how do you ensure the financial crisis doesn't happen again
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>>73831228
old people only know bbc.co.uk and dailymail.co.uk
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>>73831279
you can't, not now
just buying time until the next one
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>>73831279
send the bankers (hate em) to the gulag
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>>73831219
8+9/3-(2*0) = ?

9 out of ten ITT will get it wrong
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>>73831257
Northern Ireland voted remain and got cucked actually

And you are still in the EU
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@73831275
rasheed
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if corbyn doesn't win I'll give everyone in this thread £5
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>>73831279
*mutters something about the bankers and their bloody bonuses*
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>>73831296
honestly think if we killed every investment banker and stock broker in the world we'd all be better off for it
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dont know why the jokes are always OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL when the express is far more rorkeish
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>>73831279
You can't, next one is already in motion. They are already trying to crack down on car loans
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/pol/ is basically a caricature of itself at this point
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>giz a cheeky multicultural cuddle anon :D
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Picture the scene. Riffing off the popular “Boyfriend does my make-up” genre among beauty YouTubers, Jeremy Corbyn picks up MAC’s number 224 Tapered Blending Brush and says: “What’s this then? Where does this go?” Zoella, Britain’s premier vlogger with nearly 12 million subscribers, throws her head back and giggles.

After Corbyn applies lipstick to her eyes and eyeshadow to her lips, Zoella – real name Zoe Sugg – signs off her video. “Don’t forget to Like, Comment and Subscribe!” she says. “And vote in the 2017 general election,” adds the Labour leader, gruffly.
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>>73831338
uh yeah thats exactly what a SHAREBLUE SHILL would say, we're getting raided stay alert for shills
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>>73831200
well she has been popular for a while, right? so maybe her older fans might have just reached voting age. wouldn't be surprised if a whole generation of youtube-fixated millennials will lead to twats like KSI becoming the first black PM
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Help me lads
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>>73831327
DM is the most popular paper in the UK
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Wish I was Jewish so I could qualify as British.
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>>73831365
hope thats not all just for you
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>>73831365
>getting sides at Dominos

the fucking STATE of your decisions
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>>73831379
thought that was the sun
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>>73831365
haha what the fuck, I can pick up a pizza at dominos for $5
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>>73831394
>>73831387
>>73831407
please i only need mathematical advice do not slander my appetite
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>>73831365
*offers you a leg up*
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>>73831299
17?
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doing a microwave lasarnier
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>>73831159
Literally who
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>>73831365
£32 fucking christ mandem
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>>73831422
11
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[people of /brit/
ive got the heeby jeebies and im all alone
need reassurance you all exist
youre real and normal yeah? no funny business? no cults
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Cringing at the thought of lisicki saying mandem in his welsh accent

he's not even using it properly
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>>73831357
young people are gen z now, millenials are 21+ years old
gen z also dont vote though, similar to millenials
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>>73831401
including their website the DM gets the most views I think
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>>73830912
>not spending £110 per haircut
>not getting your hair cut by the same guy who cuts the hair of multiple major british actors
>not having your hair cut by an actual artist with works in the Royal Academy
>not getting your hair washed and then a 10 minute head massage from a Japanese girl as part of your haircut experience

stay plebeian
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it's one thing to get your political views from youtubers, but to think those people are even a slightly significant portion of the electorate is pure retardation
almost as retarded as owen jones thinking russell brand would be a factor, except russell brand is at least famous outside the 12-18 demographic
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190kg turbo nonce replies to food post

Ah yes
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>Zoella
ah yes makeup
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The atheists copy concepts of religions but switch the divine out for manmade things so they lack the divine. For example they come up with this neat Simulated Reality Theory, where instead of god creating this world, they now have some enthities, possibly human, in the basereality that created this world with technology created by man. Instead of the afterlife when we die they just wake up in the basereality. Instead of demons and aliens from other realms beyond ours, they have aliens from from far away planets beyond ours.
They replace divine concepts and rewrite them so they can be explained with the material. Atheism already got corrupted into the satanic, the pure materialism, and people dont even realize it. Satanism is the pursue of the material desires and self over the spiritual, the divine.

6 is the number of man, and his weakness. greed, egoism, egocentrism, all the materialistic desires, and i believe of this plane existence in general. 666 is going over the top with the materialistic desires, pursuing and desiring only those and making you follow the path of satan, and since with atheism they completely got rid of the spiritual, all thats left is the material.
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>>73831251
what's the capital of Bangkok?
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>Paying 3000 pounds for a hug and sushi from a japanese corner store
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>>73831443
]
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>>73831423
good post
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>>73831479
fuck off billionaire
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>>73831496
so?
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>>73831442
going to need a quick rundown
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>>73831421
>>73831432
The voucher gets me 50% off but I can't figure out what is stopping me applying it
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>>73831443
did you read nosleep again
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>>73831496

wow
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>>73831496
This just in: women make themselves look better with lighting and makeup
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>>73831530

8+3-0
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>“Are y’all ready for an old fashioned Troll Storm?” Andrew Anglin, a neo-Nazi internet troll, asked his followers, talking about my family and me.

think the Guardian is literally fake news
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>>73831505
B
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>>73831542
Maybe if your head were half as big as your stomach you could read the big red text at the bottom
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>>73831479
>not getting an entirely decent £9 haircut from the Turkish barbers
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>>73831299
11
also the 9/10 is bullshit
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>>73831443
*shambles towards you looking skywards with a grin fixed across me chevy chase*
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>>73831467
oh fuck i can't keep up
what are the main reasons they don't vote?
i know in my circle there is currently a lot of loud voices (might not make it a majority) discussing politics and voting (they would come under the millennial bracket)
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rate the fit lads
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>>73831159
>The Independent
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>>73831575
>spend £30
>no drinks
>no ice cream
>nothing else in a deal

?
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>>73831299
8
+
(9/3)
-
(2*0)
=
11
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>>73831577
>supporting a T*rkish business

shall not be doing this
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wa la dinner is served
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>Playing Wow
>Item I want has a 1% droprate
>Kill mob 100 times
>I don't recieve my guaranteed drop
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>>73831542
The vouchers are usually only for Pizzas
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>>73831496
>what kind of face you want?
>you know that episode of the Simpsons when Moe gets his face crushed under the tv prop?
>say no more
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>>73831620
I can't believe I have to explain English to someone from the UK

ITEMS LIKE ICE CREAM AND DRINKS
(LIKE SIDES)
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>>73831603
I've heard of barrel-chested BUT NOT BOX-CHESTED
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>>73831554
>crying about trolling
ah yes, the guardian
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>>73831639
5
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Women are a scam
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>>73831543
yh
for some reason the top rated threads are all shit but the ones below that are actually proper creepy

>>73831594
sincerely appreciate this
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>>73831639
run the crumb thief over that friend
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>>73831496
look at her canthal tilt, gross
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Would you?
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>>73831620
>>73831542
it's the sides you fucking spanner
no voucher EVER has ever included sides
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writing absolute load of dog cum to get this essay's word count up

the word limit is 5000, very much doubt ill even reach 4300
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>>73831714
>>73831714
no
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women are scum

(not sexist, just don't like 'em)
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>>73831577
congrats on supporting drug dealing and money laundering.
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sucking absolute load of dog cum out of his cock
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liverpool
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>>73831714
certainly not.
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>>73831554
Well now... what have we here
*tucks thumbs into belt straps*
Looks like we got a couple o'them leftists out somewhere where they ain't got no right in bein'
*fixes cowboy hat on head*
Well boys, bout time we had a good old fashioned stormin!
*lasso's you*
YEEHAW!
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>>73831726
I have until May 14th to finish my paper and need another ~6000 words which sounds like I have plenty of time still but at the rate at which I'm procasternating I will literally have to finish it the night before

Why do I do this to myself
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>>73831210
>"ape"
>it's not a fucking ape
brit intelligence
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>>73831714
yeah
but i'm not calling him a girl, he's a GUY and we are having GAY SEX and that's final
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>>73831602
from what i can tell its the complete lack of inspiration on the left; their only real message is "we must stop the tories" even though the tories have been in power for as long as gen z can remember; they don't know any different and everything seems normal.
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>>73831758
kek
>>
i could eat a knob at night
>>
*passes away in a helicopter crash*
>>
This North Korea business is interesting

*instigates a four-way clash between Russia, China, NK and US/SK forces*

ahaha ah yes
>>
businesss idea:
invest in electroshock therapy research to help cure gayness
>>
I think I'll just persuade my friends to vote labour just to keep the safe seat we live in secure
>>
>>73831726
you writing the same one as me?

Im also doing that
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>>73831812
*mumbles a "fuck off yank" as I mourn you*
>>
>>73831819
howling at this post
>>
>>73831819
*they all simutaneously bomb your house at once*
>>
I had a weird dream where the queen died

is she okay?
>>
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>some lad posted this yesterday
>he was glad we left the union
>responses were all "we aren't in schengen anyway dumbfuck"
does today's /brit/ think it's fine if a million pakis started making their way towards france while we were still in the EU
i mean, we don't have any free movement..
>>
>>73831858
im pissing on her grave as we speak
>>
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me 2bh
>>
been thinking about it a bit lads and i reckon i would lose a fight to the death with a lobster if it took place underwater. Might have a chance with a knife
>>
>>73831834
can guarantee im not
>>
>>73831893
why would you fight a knife?
>>
>>73831863
they wouldnt get over here if they got to france
they wouldnt get to france because europe is sick of them
>>
Wish someone would piss on my grave x
>>
Just watched 2001 A Space Odyssey for the first time.

Was alright. Ending was weird to say the least, found a lot of the scenes went on for far too long also, the slow pacing improves the atmosphere but there were scenes then went on so long I was just going 'alright just fucking get on with it'.

Not really a film person desu
>>
>>73831773
after this one got another 3000 words one too
>>
>>73831939
It was an awful film, possibly one of the worst I've ever watched
>>
Think I'll just play videogames rather than study today
>>
squelching
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-04-19/silicon-valley-s-400-juicer-may-be-feeling-the-squeeze
>>
HOW DO I STOP GETTING THE VEHICLE CAPTCHAS REEEEEEEEE
>>
>>73831929
theres like 10000 africans and middle easterns entering Europe every month through boats in Italy
>>
>>73831907
thats ok then. Either way im also writing 5000 words and its also shit.

Due in on Mon and then I immediately have another 5000 word one due in the following Tuesday.
aha
>>
>>73831947
t. the mong who puts the edition in the subject

shan't
>>
You know what would be amazing?
If North Korea actually nuked the US. Just imagine it.
>>
>>73831929
are you saying it isn't still an ongoing thing?
>>
>>73831939
>>73831957
>Plebeians need dialogue and a three act structure to be able to follow a story
Top yourselves
>>
>>73831981
and they dont come here.

I do want that to stop though. Sick of them guys
>>
>>73831986
yeah. fun times
>>
did 190 actually nonce his niece
>>
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From....
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>>73832028
yes
>>
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>>73832041
... TO THIS!
>>
>>73831984
mines in for tomoz and next on tuedy
>>
>>73832028
yep

/sp/ found proof
>>
>>73832064
good for him
>>
handed in a 6000 diss yesterday
>>
Running as an independent MP for Clacton AMA
>>
>>73831986
haha would be such epic bants for the lads on /int/ xDDDD`
>>
you guys didnt really move to the early thread did you
>>
>>73832166
the mongs who did aren't worthy of sharing a conversation with me anyway
>>
the irish lady did the right thing
>>
What is keeping us here lads? If it's the social contact, why don't we actually just go outside? If it's an outlet to spout our opinion, why don't we just become journalists and get paid for it? If it's to kill time, why don't we get a hobby that'll improve our health, social circles or financial situation? If it's for the sense of belonging, why don't we join an organised religion and improve our mental and spiritual wellbeing?
>>
>>73832121
whats up Ben?
>>
>>73832166
sorry anon i didn't look at the post count
these threads move so quickly
>>
>>73832214
if its any of those things, why dont we ignore them and stay here
>>
>>73832214
the jokes can be pretty good here
>>
>>73832214
funny, innit
>>
till persons get pissed off if you give them 4 £1 coins for something that costs £2.50
>>
>>73832214
>wellbeing?
stopped reading there
>>
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>At a party
>Sit in a circle with a couple of chads, stacys and the qt I have a crush on
>Spin the bottle, if it points you you have to answer a question truthfully
>It lands on me
>"Okay anon! What was the wildest thing you've done during college?"
>Tfw my honest answer would have been starting a console war on /v/ so I had to lie and say kissed a guy
>>
reminder that in a parallel universe you married your oneitis
>>
>>73832432
if it was legal, those men would gang rape her
>>
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Could do with putting some effort into one my hobbies
Could also just sit here and not do that
>>
Reminder that 190 nonced his niece
>>
had plans to go to my housemate's bar and crack onto her workmate but am instead spraying the walls of my toilet with liquid shit
>>
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>tfw JF who doesn't know who to vote for

was gonna go with mummy Mary Macleod but she's one of those gender pay gap retards. would never vote Labour either.


gonna be a coin toss between Macleod and Hendron i reckon.
>>
look at all these nonces still bumming around in the old, fake thread
sad
>>
>>73832486
Why does that cunt need all that space
>>
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>>73832505
>>
>>73832432
Honest to god consider myself a higher being than the cretins that are into card games and comic books even though I play videogames
>>
>>73832562
heyy cutie
>>
>>73832856
hey xx
>>
>>73832856
YEAH
>>
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Good game
>>
did "people" really migrate to a mong who puts edition in the title thread made 50 posts early

speechless

so lads i just finished reading a massive 5 part story on r/nosleep and ending was such a copout i might jam salad forks in my eye sockets
>>
>>73833004
lol @ that tiny cannon
>>
>>73833186
im a white british people and im not enough of an illiterate dunce to make that mistake, quite surprised so many others fell for the mong who puts edition in the title's sad little attention ploy
>>
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*strums*
>>
>>73833094
just imagine the type of runt that'd switch threads for such a petty reason
don't think i want to share this board with such specimens desu
>>
>>73830860
We call people nonces all the time mate
>>
I'm a hotpocket guy
>>
why so quiet
>>
>>73833249
hmm yes
>>
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this is now the non-trap thread
>>
gays
>>
>>73830679
i'm unironically wearing the same jumper rn lol
>>
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>>73840037
That's a drawing mate
>>
>>73840084
wew arent you clever
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSVEKSdnvLk
>>
me at work
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1492619899437.webm
>>
>>73840084
alri poirot
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