/brit/

hi

I'm sorry, we were talking about chocolate?

bye

*closes tab*

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>so this is what you study all day?
>wow anon you must be really smart!

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This is where I'm waiting on netherfield landCan the young lad on the cycle let me know how long he will be

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me heeming you

This thread is property of the United States of America.

gonna tug my willy

>Not putting your tea in the microwave

>>73827528
>not putting your Jews in the oven

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>one actual English person

HOWLING at England

ayy put my beaker over the bunsen burner who wants a cuppa lmao

>>73827525
that video game looks realer than the real life desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3a6iES_T-8

>>73827539
no place for that here sunshine

icecream's in the microwave, anyone want some?

>>73827525
do people actually play this shit
at least the older wwe games were fun

>>73827542
umm sweetie there's 5 xx

>>73827542
isnt it 2?

Where are you young man

she wants a racist neet who browses /brit/ all day

>>73827569


>Cahill

Mick.

LONG TERM ECONOMIC PLAN

>>73827581
Fake news.

>>73827580
finally

>>73827549
Umm, no sweetie, anti semitism has no place here. Are you denying the holohoax?

YOUNG MAN WJO IS MEETING FOR A QUICK CHAT GET IN TOUCH

bought some PG tips earlier

will give a review in 5 hours

need to stop making mistakes at work. my boss is threatening to kill my mother this time

THE RIGGED ECONOMY

>>73827594
Bad news, no manlets.

>>73827614
Sorry, booked a flight to Australia haha

>>73827593

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cahill

ah yes

cut myself again

can't imagine unironicaly growing old in britain

shall be moving to spain or france methinks

>>73827580
know three girls like this

good morning my little poppets :3

Been at at work two hours, things done.. 0

Probably won't do anything all day lol

>>73827612
trying too hard to be funny mate

>>73827633
I have an irish surname, doesn't make me a fucking mick

>>73827638
pics

>>73827651

yes it does, Mick. You'll never be English/British.

>>73827638
Did the doctor have to get the leftover foreskin haha

might watch anime
wight match anime
>>73827542
theyre all from panini actually
watching pirates of the caribbean 3
actually going to bed

fell asleep but awoke to see an appalling post from a leaf in a thread last night
he was claiming that US Office was superior to UK Office, one of the worst opinions you could possibly have
bad start to the day of /brit/ desu

>>73827625
good

5'11" tallfag here

>>73827650
Jew

who /lancashire/ here?

>>73827633
cahill is the name of >our most famous national soccer player and he's samoan

>>73827676
again

trot off to /pol/ if you want to fit in with lads more your age

>>73827674
I hope for your sake you're trolling. Because Jesus I would kms if I was that short.

Really in love with this coffee shop girl

Sigh

>>73827668
good day

>>73827692
Fuck off shill

/the'pool/ is lancashire

>>73827542

0, actually.


>Kane was born in Chingford, London.[1] He is of Irish descent through his father who is from Galway.[10]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Kane

never seen uk office

>>73827673
feel awful when i see that stuff, they deserve to be put in their place yet deserve no attention for their lack of tasteful opinion

never seen us office

>>73827688


>Cahill was born in Sydney to an English father of Irish descent and a Samoan mother.

love pints

>>73827716
If I grew up in ireland with an english dad, would that make me english?

Quality of /brit/ during the day

00.00-02.00 Best time, all the runts and kids have gone too bed, but it's not get late enough that only neets are left awake. Nice mix of humorous shitposting and actual discussion

02.00 - 06.00 Possibly the worst time on /brit/. Thread is all Australians yanks and leafs, and an occasional neet. Thailad mainly posts during these hours, just to put the cherry on top of this awful time slot

06.00 - 10.00 UK flags are waking up, but thread is mainly Australians and thailad

10.00 - 13.00 Thread is finally majority brit flags again, supremely comfy time when discussions actually occur

13.00 - 16.00 Discussions will have gone awry as everyone's autistic nature means they argue over something stupid for all threads in this time slot. Very boring unless you want to autistically sperg on a British theme.

16.00 - 18.00 Thread gets busier as people come home from work/uni. The autistic afternoon argument slowly gets ignored. A fairly decent time

18.00 - 20.00 The last time before the evening rush. Still some minimal discussion, mainly gimmick posting however. At this point gimmick posting is still amusing

20.00 - 23.00 Evening rush. Number of JFs increases, especially yanks, and thread is essentially 50 or so people yelling catchphrases at each other. No discussion, any potentially funny gimmicks are beaten to death at this point, threads move at supersonic speeds. Avoid at all costs.

23.00 - 00.00 At this point you can safely return to posting.

hate muslims

Reminder that everything french is overrated

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>>73827742
>/brit/
>discussion

>>73827741

Correct.


See: Arthur Wellesley

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mum is sleeping lads

>>73827734
yeah he's samoan

just don't like 'em, simple as

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>>73827742
mentioned

>>73827773
>white poo

strange

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>>73827773

>>73827793
that's a tampon you fucking virgin

>>73827712
Suppose , needs carpet bombing to get rid of all the benders though.

>>73827773

hmm, no other images on google

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>The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed, and bound her in her bones
>The seas be ours, and by the powers, where we will we'll roam
>Yo ho, all hands
>Hoist the colours high
>Heave ho, thieves and beggars
>Never shall we die
>Now some have died and some are alive, and others sail on the sea
>With the keys to the cage and the Devil to pay, we lay to Fiddler's Green
>Yo ho, haul together
>Hoist the colours high
>Heave ho, thieves and beggars
>Never shall we die

what did they mean by this?

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>"thanks for buying me ice cream, anon. Where to next?"

>>73827814
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/VOxL-8uIuQCeKAFm2hGYRQ/

827
not a single iota

i'll let you guys in on a little secret
I lie in these threads all the time
I make up stories, make up facts about myself, it's all lies

>>73827836
i got bigger chebs than her

>82 replies
>11 images
Lads, this is an imageboard.

>>73827836
thats a silly slag that happens to be quite attractive. i should prefer to stay home and do an autism on pokemon than buy her ice cream

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>>73827866
fatty twatty

>>73827708
whenever i read this its always in will mackenzies voice

>>73827836
nice ""tits"" lmao
I'd rather stick my dick between matt lucas' chest than your featureless excuse for a body

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Damn just woke up in this random girl's bed. Didn't even remember fucking her last night.

>>73827900
Classic spook.

>>73827866
fat cunt

>>73827900
literally me posting on /brit/ right now

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bit racist

contemplating purchasing cities: skylines

gotten significantly better at chess since i actually started putting some thought into it

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>>73827894
How's this?

always have this strange feeling I'm not wanted :/

at least I have the /brit/ lads haha

>>73827967
literal goddess thanks

bucks nastie litl grape hed sqaush under fot

>>73827967
who is this semen demon

>>73827967
>>73828031
me

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*Blocks your path*

bit hungover

>>73827967
>>73828000
>>73828031
bad, bad posts

>>73828022
>>73828037
more of this please

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at work

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>Select all x until there are no more left

WORST FUCKING CAPTCHA

>>73828073
also me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TFeQn7OxO8
me on the floor

don't know whether I'm bored or lonely

on holiday lads

>>73827945
please respond

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if anycunt actual votes for this saggy ghoul al come round tae yer massive tory house in the night n bounce a brick aff yer maws weak chin

>>73827967
No idea why people find this rapidly shaking arse this attractive.

It's almost as bad as all those chubby chasers trying to make thicc popular.

>>73828110
A little from column a a little from column b

just woke up

*votes for the tories*

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ah yes

>>73828098
the initial crush makes me quite uncomfortable indeed

>>73828162
whattyawaitin for la?

unironically voting for based may

>>73828158
Not sure why you'd do this unless you're rich.

>>73828185
middle class can vote tory too

>>73828185
why are lefties so concerned with money?

>>73828179
Getting a contract cancelled
Got new 'band this morning so I need out with this old shite

>>73828202
Everyone who isn't in a council house considers themselves middle class these days.

ye lads

I have literally never seen a vagina in real life do they all look like Hope Solos? Because then whats the appeal?

>>73828213
Money is everything, the tories are all about business just like every other major UK party.

You think they give two shits what the proles think about immigration and muh culture?

>>73828218
no, my family's in the 50% tax bracket

what do we think of /brit/... shit
what do we think of shit... /brit/

/brit/ shocked, JF rocks!

>>73828253
Some poor sod on £30k probably thinks he has more in common with your family than one on £16k.

>>73828236
nah hers is a train wreck of a box

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lol a duck in gamestop haha

It's 4:20am on 4/20 lads

>>73828308
what's he buying?

who the fuck is brexit bill

>>73828309
no it's not

>>73828341
It is in the only place that cannabis culture matters

>>73828353
reddit?

Dream: Somehow I end up in a cinema with loads of others watching movie. Movie appears to be some kind of 3D/VR thing. Turns into a horror movie with real consequences. A clown is involved and dragons. Clown is in face so you can't turn away etc. Eventually manage to get out of trance, think it's something to do with being dosed with LSD or something. Fight dragons and kill one. More people leave, some die. End up trying to convince sister we need to move out of house as it isn't safe. she says 20 more hours, a guy we thought was on our side is revealed to be evil (he looks like Fidel Castro) and it ends with me in a.videogame like mode trying to blow up the house with a (toy?) Tank of some kind much like just cause 3.

8:24pm lads haha 8/24 ahah

Can't imagine the mind of a skinny little runt who smoke cannabis because the negros on mtv told him to

took a big risk with dinner but i think it paid off lads

Aren't Canada supposed to be legalising weed by now?

Hmm yes I don't like what he's saying so I'll say reddit

*enters /brit/ in a clown costume*

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>cannabis culture

DUDE

smokin weed haha weigh 52 kgs haha love mtv haha

WEED

i enjoy weed but the yanks have a created a really cringy culture surrounding it.

>>73828465
how so

/brit/? More like my dream journal. Get used to it lads.

not a fan of canee-biss

>>73828376
chortled

>>73828465
You don't have to participate in it yknow

>its a "you have liver cancer" episode
ah yes

EBONY

AND IVORY

>>73828496
and i dont

>>73828381
I've been recording all my dreams the last few days in a notebook but they're all pathetically shit

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*prevents your passage*

what's the plan today lads? mostly lying in the sun drinking lager here.

>>73828502
yet to see this episode

>>73828502
welcome to the cancer club mate. got lung and spine cancer myself.

>>73828502
liv-er? don't even know her!

>>73828519
bit fucking haram. what would your imam think?

>tfw when have autism cancer

>>73828525
I've got kiddy cancer, testicular cancer and breast cancer

top that desu

>>73828525
dont get it desu, whats the appeal?

kissed a girl last night. she had nice smooth lips

>>73828537
>kiddy cancer
nonce

>tfw my cancer has cancer

;_;

>>73826717
forgive the late response, but if you're still around, what reason is that?

this thread is cancer

>>73828519
what's drinking like in 'co

do you have to be all secret and furtive about it?

>>73828512
Just had that one lad, plus some other fragments of dreams that don't make much sense. Don't recommend desu it was quite scary the clown was like the one out of IT

>>73828560
>replying to a 2 hour old post
kys

>>73828554
leukaemia isn't a joke m8 ;_;

*tumbles into /brit/ honking my horn*
*faceplants on the stage driving my nose into my brain and killing me instantly*

>>73828570
it's an hour and a half almost exactly you dimwitted boob

>>73828512
Also keep doing it, when I used to do it frequently I eventually got lucid dreams pretty frequently, which were pretty cool.

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>>73828583
sorry

i want to be cancer killing cancer

Look at those cool negros smoking weed on mtv

Better go get some weed haha

Yours sincerely,

AMERICAN

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*enters /brit/*
*gets stuck in door*

la,.- llads,...

>>73828564
very westernised desu, everywhere sells beer, no one seems to mind people getting pissed. quite enjoying it so far

Why are New Zealanders so unfunny

Is it because they're all chinks and therefore soulless cunts

*rides into thread on skateboard*

haha gnarley

so, i can safely assume you'll all be voting for the lib dems, yes?

>>73828613
I hated stoners until I tried it and it stopped my migraines

I still hate stoners tb h

>>73828613
why are you so angry about weed, 'sheed?

>>73828638
are algerians more pious?

Making an absolute meal of this poo so i don't have to go back to work so quickly

>>73828607
it's okay. I'll have a few pints and wait for it all to blow over

>>73828614
*opens the cat door*

>>73828661
your boss and colleagues realise what you're doing mate.

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>>73828643
think again, saboteur

so, i can safely assume you'll all be voting for the Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist–Leninist) yes?

>>73828568
sounds a bit pathetic, can't remember the last nightmare I had. usually enjoy them when I do.

though I often get ones where I've died and my parents find out and I wake up crying haha

>>73828661
read this as if you were eating your own shit in the work toilets and literally guffawed out loud

>>73828673
the daily mail stirring up conspiratorial fears yet again
mad how manipulable you lot are

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>>73828664
nooo.,..

>>73828643
yeah

>>73828689
*crushes you*

>>73828381
very dream like

OH MY GOD THE DAYLEH MAYELL

hahahahahaha ahhh yes making an absolute meal of my poo lads going to bake some currents into it and garnish it with cinnamon shavings mmm yummy

might do a rick and morty marathon

>>73828710
not sure what you're saying here
you realise it's a rag, right?

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>really happy, having the time of my life with a girl I've fallen in love with
>More intense than anything
>Wake up
Ah yes. The so called """dreams"""

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>>73828725

>>73828728
do a reddit marathon while you're at it, redditman

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>might do a rick and morty marathon

filtered reddit

>>73828728
REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT hahahahahahaha

reminder rick and morty is a good show and not watching it to impress people on the internet means you lead a sad, sad life

>>73828728
scuse me mate *calls you over on the high street* ive just been at the atm, you left your reddit card in the machine

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SO I WAS WITH MY MATE DAVE THE OTHER DAY
AND HE WENT AND PICKED UP A COPY OF THE ***DAILY MAIL***

>The audience titters, people begin to bite their lips in anticipation, some have even drawn blood as they try to contain their laughter as they think of what is to come next

AND I WAS LIKE

W H A T
A
B L O O D Y
R A C I S T.

>the bitten lips turn into full blown bites as the audience can no longer contain itself. Some even begin eating their own faces in delight. People are suffocating on the floor as they cannot draw breath for laughter, their death screams unheard under the thunderous chortle a daily mail joke brings out of an audience in 2015.

EVEN WORSE, HE SUPPORTS UKIP AND HIS SON'S BEST FRIEND IN SCHOOL IS POLISH.

>The crowd screams in pleasure at the irony of it all. Some even begin to black up, they've become so disgusted at being white, yet cannot stop laughing at just how funny jokes about the daily mail and UKIP are when Russell Howard is on the mic. The front row resort to ripping their genitals out and stuffing them in their mouths to stop the laughter.

WHAT A

LITTLE
E
G
E
N
D

>The laughter stops and turns into applause the like of which would rival the end of a film in any decently sized american cinema. Some begin to break their wrists they're clapping that hard. Overnight, Daily Mail circulation slumps to just 21,000 copies a day and UKIP disband, all thanks to Russell.

>>73828772
distinctly redditesque post, this

>>73828776
shan't

Sometimes I wish I had cancer

Maybe then people would talk to me

is the next reddit and morty episode coming out in july after a two year hiatus?

I overheard a redditman saying something was coming out then, I assume it was that (or brooklyn 99)

i hate people who express their enjoyment for things that i don't enjoy

Do I have terminal liver cancer? Yes.


Do I rate Pogba? No.

alri reddit haha

>>73828796
brooklyn nine nine is /tv/ approved desu

>>73828789
nah probably not

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>why yes I make sure to avoid shows I might otherwise enjoy because strangers on the internet call it the name of a popular site

>>73828789
*places my hand over your shoulder*

>>73828807
>/tv/
Yeah you want the approval of /tv/ of all places

*spits on my monitor for absolutely no reason*

>>73828807
yeah I do enjoy it but it has very reddit elements, it's mainly the two coloured actors that carry it

and /tv/ is reddit

>>73828827
How else would I find kino??

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>>73828807
>giving weight to what /tv/ thinks

Big bosses in work are asking to see the results of a project I've been working on for 6 months.

Little do they know, nothing to do with it actually works.

Soon to join the ranks of the NEETs lads.

>>73828827
>>73828845
doesn't mean that it's good, just that it passes the reddit/not reddit test

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>why no, i don't have a gf

>British language
What did you mean by this?

>>73828815
reddit seems very upset today, lads

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Professor is on suicide watch

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Don't know what to name my cat

the gf
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1492641636109.png

>>73828866
*English

>>73828878
Michael Owen

>>73828878
robert

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lost £80 in cryptos last night

>>73828880
that's a cartoon cat m8

>>73828880
'nce

>>73828878
Rasheed O'Rorke

>>73828904
made 120 in stocks yesterday

>>73828884
Never heard about it. Is it like that weird shit Scots speak?

>>73828878
Nigel

Anyone who doesn't watch a show on the basis it's "reddit" is a literal child. What would have to be wrong with you to do so.

>>73828878
chairman miaow

>>73828921
have made over a grand on forex this week

Alright dickheads. How are yeer under developed homonculii.
>be me, walking through rural town on a Thursday night
>`how are yeer flaps ye mangeie trollips'
>witness boner fee day chimp out, with gurrierillas in the misht leathering a local
>college boys stood around sipping their tinnies, wouldn't say boo to a goose
>I'm not afraid of any man woman or child, and I'm a fighting man
>walked over and dindus scramble away, leaving only a bloody nose on freckles
I could not for the life of me understand such a cucked non-reaction from the upwards of 20 onlooking undergrads, as one of their own ilk (possibly even friend) was being clattered up and down the street by about 8 groids.
Either those Drake videos really be lettin honky know whut taam it iz, or millennial leaving cert education has them terrified of being wayciss, and just terrified in general

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>Anyone who doesn't watch a show on the basis it's "reddit" is a literal child. What would have to be wrong with you to do so.

>>73828136
good luck getting past the guard

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>Anyone who doesn't watch a show on the basis it's "reddit" is a literal child. What would have to be wrong with you to do so.

>>73828939
on GBP/USD? it was basically free money on tuesday, kicking myself for not getting involved sooner

>>73828939
made £300 through good old fashioned hard work last week

>>73828939
how can I get into forex? should I?

>>73828857
/tv/ literally IS reddit though

>>73828958
wagecucks out

You really do need to get into the mindset of the faggot atheist Redditor to understand why this show is so popular. These people have never heard of adult animation in their lifes that wasn't stuff like Family Guy, it was completely alien to them. And they can't laugh at these shows because they consider these shows stupid. They want a show that isn't necessarily smart or funny or well-written, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface-level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good writing or good comedy, nor have they ever picked a book about physics. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters. Rick and Morty is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age self-important Bernouts who "fucking love science". The entire foundation of the show is built upon the dichotomy between "silly sci-fi humor and references" and " things are super deep and tragic bro". This pseudo-intellectual "nothing even matters, I'm insecure about existence, we are all going to die" bullshit that R&M shits out in almost every episode is what appeals to it's audience. The show doesn't actually have the tact to even begin to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any philosophy, so it spouts these edgy teenage catchphrases. Nevermind the bean-headed, noodle-limbed unexpressive character design, or how the story is non-existent and only comes up when the writers beg you to feel something for these characters so devoid of substance, or how the entire show is a trendy forgettable scenario of the week memefest with just enough sci-fi references to trick kids into thinking they are smart for understanding them, or how the characters have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millenial redditor audience, and that's whats selling Rick and Morty

>>73828898
>>73828900
>>73828920
>>73828927
>>73828929

Will consider all these names except the Rasheed one, can't be calling my cat Rasheed.

If you don't sell drugs for a living I honestly feel bad for you

>americans wear t-shirts with pictures/words
weird bunch

>>73828985
shallon't

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/29kd1x/my_dead_girlfriend_keeps_messaging_me_on_facebook/

What's the premise of this subreddit? Fictional writing or? Because this mixed with the comments he get seem genuine

>>73828987
What colour is it?

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>the reddit/not reddit test

>>73829004
Its entirely fictional, like writingprompts

I don't care what the anime website thinks about western TV shows

>>73829014
White and pure as the driven snow

>>73829004
its fictional but you're meant to pretend it isn't, so all the stories are in first person. Some of them are actually good but most of them are utter shit

>>73829014
why does that matter you racist cunt

>>73829032
I got banned from /brit/ once for saying I didn't think Kill La Kill was very good

>>73829039
:3
>>73829052
#CatLivesMatter

Voting against labour is a great service to your country

>>73829039
call it Klansman

>>73829062
You deserved it

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Is the weather in `cold and rainy britain` as shit as it is here right now?

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>>73829070

>>73829039
Call it robe

>>73829087
Anime is rubbish I'm afraid

>>73829094
LOL

>>73829094
overcast and shit aka 'default'

>>73829104

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

harry potter series was comfy
wish there were more comfy well-made series

Only literak children watch anime.

>le edgy 4chan immaturity

would heem any and every anime watching runt on earth lads

>>73829104
Its good

>>73829138
1 and 2 are the only good ones

alri lads

>>73829150
4chan is an anime website redditman

>>73829153
*challenges you*

everyone apart from me is from reddit

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>>73829121
Better than waking up to a fucking blizzard.

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>>73829138
Is "comfy" the only way you can describe one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>73829182
*heems you*

>>73829221
>the great gatsby as god tier
ah yes, a graph made by a teenage girl

>>73829183
reddit

ahhh yes time to stay up late reading scary stories and then go to bed alone

when's the last time you sharted lads?

felt like i did today but it was dry when i checked with my fingers

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>yanks

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Not really sure which political party to vote for lads.

Which party is planning on genetically engineering catgirls (male) ?

>>73829258
ah yes phimo

>>73829253
Where do you read them? I've been reading no sleep and creepy pasta on reddit all morning

>>73829039
call it cat pride world wide

>>73829259
nowt wrong with that if you have siblings to carry on the family name

just vote against the tories lads
even vote ukip if they have a shot
tories are shit

>>73829265
>>73829265
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>>73829277

i am NOT phimolad

>>73829294
fuck off saboteur

>>73829278
just read that one you linked and shall be reading more because that one gave me a right spook

>>73829294
this, the only people who can unironically be happy with tories are limp wristed centrist worms

>>73829259
3 word article: I'm a cuck

*gets the whole of /brit/ in a headlock*