Explain yourselves, France.

Hard to believe honestly

>>73826587
The Daily Mail said it so it must be true.

I shower maybe twice a month. No point in doing it more often when you're NEET

>>73826943
How can you not be disgusted with yourself? Seriously, how?

>>73826963
The only reason i shower is to clean semen of me, how about that.

>AFTER using the toilet
>not before

makes no sense 2bh, if I wash my dick in the morning and I put it inside my clean underwear the only chance to get it dirty is to touch it with dirty hands when I go take a piss, therefore if I wash my hands before I will be touching my clean penis with clean hands and there's no reason to wash them afterwards.

it's simple logic.

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>>73827010
>clean semen of me
H-how did it get on you in the first place?

>>73827063
Are you the same gay Russian I keep seeing everywhere? Do you ever leave 4chan?

>>73826943
Aside from basic hygiene and self respect of course

>>73827100
>Do you ever leave 4chan
maybe

>>73827100
Actually, no. I'm not that guy. I just came back from work.

>>73826943
What if you have to go to the store?

>>73826943

Same. I only shower if I know someone is coming by or I need to go out.

>>73827047
so you dont think theres a problem, talking about hygiene, if you put your dick in your food and then eat it (the food)?

>>73827805
of course there might be some traces of urine and other fluids if I put my dick directly on food but that's not that disgusting if you wash it regularly and you don't have diseases.

>inb4 priest arguments about pee pee being "dirty" because it's a sexual organ
>inb4 "I don't practice cunnilingus"

>>73827063
I masturbate. What did you think i just have random guys come over to my house and jack off on me.

>>73828067
My guess was daddies cummies.

showering to often isn't good for you

>>73826278
1 in 29, so 3%, so like in the US.
13%, like in the US too.

This is called journalism.

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>>73828067
you get gangbanged by emús all the time

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Still far from beating the champion :^)

>>73826943
I couldn't do this. I don't shower for the benefit of other people, I do it for myself.

I can go a day at most without a shower, longer than that I just feel uncomfortable. Nothing beats putting on clean, fresh clothes after a hot shower, maximum comfy.

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People actually wash their hands after going to bathroom?

>>73826278
>one in 29
>13%

that's nothing, the wordings is clickbait tier

>>73828990
not that far :^)

>>73828990
Why are we so honest?

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>>73828990
Can't reach the sink?

>>73828990
I'm sure most people lie in this.

Honestly it hardly matters. My dick is clean and I don't get piss all over my hands, so washing them isn't really necessary. Especially since they'll get dirty again when I open the door anyway.

>>73827872
>piss goes on to hands
>hands go onto food
>piss goes in mouth
hmm not disgusting at all

Holy shit.

I shower twice a day sometimes if i can. How do you guys live

>>73829466
>piss goes on to hands

are you spastic?

I hold my penis tightly from the trunk, not from the pisshole.

>>73829466
Also I wash my hands with soap before eating, I thought everybody realizes you better do that.

There's literally no reason to wash your hands after taking a piss unless you happen to have a smelly dick that day (happens to everyone).

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>never wash my hands after shitting or pissing
>shower maybe once a week
>finger and smell my anus during work
>like to eat boogers
>shake hands with dozens of people every day
>mfw

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>>73828990
>christian european countries are dirty savages while turks and muslim rapebabies wash their hands

>>73827872
It's disgusting because of your penis sweat. It's like touching your armpits. They are "clean", but there's sweat there.
>>73831074
If I eat finger food (burgers, sandwiches, croissants, etc), i don't wash my hands with soap because i'm afraid i won't get all of the soap off, and the soap gets on my food. So i just wash my hands with water

>>73832906
>penis sweat

are you fat? because unless you jog to work or smash rocks with a hammer that's not really a thing.

>>73829055
I only wash after I shit when I'm at home.

>>73828990
>>73829194
You would probably drown if you accidentally leave the water running.
Better not take the risk.

>>73832992
>what is summer

>>73828990
why are belgians such dirty bitches

>>73835661
amerigan bear dot webbem

>>73828990
Why would I wash my hands if I only took a piss?

>>73828990
Why would I wash my hands after taking a shit? It's not like i touch my anus. I just touch the toilet paper

Interacting with wh*tes has taught me that many of you are absolutely fucking vile subhumans. The things I've seen make me want to stay here forever but I want your money so fuck my life I guess.

>>73835964
this

>>73835794
You don't want others to get dirtied by your cocksweat maybe?

>>73826278

Isn't France 13 % Muslim also?

>>73840596
Yeah so they should be cleaner
>>73828990

I personnaly wash my hands... Then I cum and/or piss, shake hands of my coworker then wash them again

>>73840459
you touch your dick when you pee?

>>73826278
Lot of french people are disgusting, it is even worse with googles and muslims who smell a mix of sweat and the shit their mothers cook at home.

t. clean frenchman

>>73843596
He's muslim so he is probably circumcised.

>>73843596
Yeah? I need to take it out and in regardless.

>>73846269
How would that even change anything?

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>Eurosmells

i wash my hands before i touch my dick

>>73826278
If you don't shower you build up your immune system

>>73828990
>Muslims are sava-

>>73829194
>>73829346
>they must be lying
You are gross. Practice proper hygiene, mongrels.

>>73826278
wow...
France is more hygienic than usual.

>>73846269
Are you retarded?
If anything, if he's a swede with phimosis it'd make more of a mess.
Educate yourself on circumcision, you fucking stupid goy.

I don't understand, I fucking love showering and bathing, and if I was rich I'd guarantee you I'd take 2 baths a day
It just feels so good
that water bill tho

>>73826943
Reminder that americans don't use bidets.

Define
>French People

>>73826278
Black """"""people""""""

>>73826278
almost all the french immigrants i meet smell like shit

not hard to believe

>>73826278
Brits explain why you dont brush your teeth. Germans explain why you sniff poop. Swedes explain why you let your wife be fucked.

>>73853588
French in Australia.
I take 2 or 3 showers a day, depending on the weather.
It's indeed pleasant.

Why is America the only native English speaking country that can't understand English?

>>73829033
Or getting out of a nice shower, and getting into freshly laundered bed sheets. Now that is a magical feeling.

>>73832707
I bet the results would be turned on their heads if they asked if they fucked goats tbqh

>>73855028
>native English speaking country

They are all Pacos at this point.

>>73832707
>godless european countries are dirty savages while religious people wash their hands
Fixed.

>>73827010
The only reason I ejaculate is to clean the shower off me.

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>>73826943

>>73849593
seeing graphs like this makes me think i shower way too much

atleast 14 times a week

>>73857298
it's very hot in brazil so it's understandable

>>73849593
>Japan that low

surprised t bh, even though I know they naturally stink less

Brits and french both lack personal hygiene for some reason.

>>73826278
Why bother if you live alone