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Literally hitler edition
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im not thankful for SHIT!!!! FUCK OFF MOM & DAD!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>73824722
Fuck /cum/ and fuck /cum/ people!
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"At least we have each other, anon" edition
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>>73824769
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>>73824775
I SAID STOP
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>he's a drumpfkin
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>>73824803

DELET
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>>73824775
I want this so bad but I don't want to marry a religious person or a Marxist either.
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aqnime
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>>73824816
you dont need to marry a woman to get feelings and make love you know
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>>73824722
my penis is 12 cm (less than 5 inches) fully erected. none of you knows how much i am suffering
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>>73824816
most girls arent marxist or religious these days so youre good
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>>73824831
C-cute
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Ifeelmyself-top tier pornos
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>I don't want to marry a religious person
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Think I'm finally growing out of anime. Now I can be a real adult.
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new Gorillaz album is trash, buds
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Why does snapchat push open relationships so much? I see this shit every day on their featured section
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>ask my manager whos in nursing school what I can do about my sinus headache and tell her it gets worse when I bend down
>she starts telling me its because I'm resisting gravity and I have to explain gravity goes down not up
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*inhales*
I actually gave in to the autism and went home
>tfw only been to English classes like twice throughout the entire semester
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If I had an atheist wife I'd ironically immediately divorce her after childbirth, then run away with our child to a religious Pentecostal compound in the Midwest.
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>>73824897
doing things ironically > doing things unironically
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NEETS and robots who want 3dpd sluts are not worthy of the title NEET or robot and you should just go ahead and kys
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Is the south actually racist? I want to move there because Conservative values, but I'm chi
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>NEETS and robots who want 3dpd sluts are not worthy of the title NEET or robot and you should just go ahead and kys
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>CHI's
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>>73824940
Only rapid niggers.
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>>73824846
it isn't though. since i only like women and always wanted to dominate them in bed but since i practically have an enlarged clitoris instead of a real penis it will never happen.
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>>73824962
rabid*
excuse me
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>>73824940
Fuck you don't move here
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>>73824876
i dont understand how people can justify being so selfish with their feelings

do they really think their cuck husbands are okay with them fucking multiple guys? theyre too scared to lose them to object
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>>73824985
Prove you're from here.
Take a picture of your backyard.
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>>73824962
thats what I'm afraid of too
>>73824985
I thought we were friends Conway
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>>73824995
Other Californians will see you and think that it's ok to move here and they'll ruin everything
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we dont want to move to your dumb state anyway
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>>73825029
Why is he asking then dumbo
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do you guys think saul is going to end up killing chuck?
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>>73825029
yes I do
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cum lol
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>>73825083
THERE HE IS
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>>73825083
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...
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thats my gimmick
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you call yourself a christian and you haven't visited montreal?
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>>73825184
Papists aren't people
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G'night.
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>>73825184
no
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>>73825191
t. prays to god in a tornado shelter or barn if he's lucky
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for the prot*stants
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>>73825256
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>>73824775
us irish laddies gotta stick together
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visit montreal
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just randomly started raining depsite being sunny all day
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>>73824881
She's probably just bad at explaining things
t. imagines that makes sense somehow but doesnt know anything about it
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Papists might as well be pagan
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>>73825302
the only churches in my neighbourhood are anglican bubs
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Cuckolds might as well be asexual
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>>73825274
there's one in new york that looks like that I saw it in a spider man game
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>>73825322
Montreal is the number 1 place to film scenes that take place in New York
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>>73825291
piss upon you
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>not born south of the Dixieline

Thank God
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>>73824940
CHI in Alabama here.
Any "POC" who is here legally, employed, has conservative values, and rejects identity politics will be worshiped. However, I do overhear a lot of well meaning racism that would probably offend a lot of overly sensitive people. Such as:
>blacks are so athletic
>hispanics are great fighters
>asians are very good at math.

they're trying to be complementary, but don't know how, and sometimes make things racial when it isn't necessary. This is mostly from old people though.

They'll also say lots of politically incorrect (but true) things like
>native Americans were enslaving and slaughtering each other before the Europeans even knew America existed. They would have done the same to us if they were able to. we shouldn't have to throw them a pity party for being better at it than them.
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does cali even have it's own theme song???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUrUfJW1JGk
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>not born in commiefornia or jew york

Greatest day of my life
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>>73825360
interesting post
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shit

I cant remember the old site I sued to watch TV shows on
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yeah it's called california girls and it has snoop dogg
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>>73825360
>complementary
So close amigo, ingles es duro
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>>73825364
also the national anthem desu
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>>73825379

used*
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>>73825360
thanks, sounds quite pleasant 2bh!
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>>73824965
Your dick is above average in East Asia, try to relax yourself with that fact.
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post your state's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i97OkCXwotE (fl)
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>>73824831
Are you fat?
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>>73824831
At least you retain full pleasures.
Maybe not mentally, but still.
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*pees in the shower*
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*does a poo in the shower*
*stomps it down the drain*
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peeing in the shower is disgusting

you're standing in your own piss
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*pees in a bottle*
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>>73825545
the piss gets washed off
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>>73825545
does your shower not have a drain or something
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REALLY have to poo right now
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>>73825597

it drains by running the piss past your feet
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bloody wanks
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>tfw adept but not the best

i wish i had more drive, i've tasted the podium but never gold. the kids that won were hungrier
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>tfw you wasn't born in '20-'50 USA
;_;
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>>73825623
s-so what man. modern culture is great
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>>73825623
>tfw I wasn't either
;_;

But, tbqh, it's probably for the best because I have some rare diseases that would've made my life even worse without proper treatment.
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>>73825487
https://youtu.be/zLrp0AD3_78
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>>73825623
>wanting to live through the great depression
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>>73825655

>not wanting to hear FDR's comfy fireside chats on the radio
>not extorting okies to do your chores while paying them pennies
>not listening to based Woody Guthrie
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>>73825655
It doesn't seem much diffrent from living in poland
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>>73825655
best time to be a commie/nationalsocialist
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>>73825680
this is true
>>73825674
>>73825683
1930s america was stoic
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>best time to be a commie/nationalsocialist
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>>73825674
>comfy
those are certainly over-rated. It's like when democrats cherry pick people who actually need obama care
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>>best time to be a commie/nationalsocialist
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>tfw no communist usa with state mandated art deco aesthetics
>>73825696
FDR saved america with his make work programs, obama is no socialist
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>implying this isnt comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFvrL_nqx2c
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is allergies a good excuse to give for calling off work
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We don't need New Deals, we need GREAT DEALS! Frankie is a big league loser, and sent this country down the drain.
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>>73825774
Quality post, believe me, I know about quality posts. Nobody knows quality posts like I do, most people think anything is a quality post but not me.
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>>73825612
you're supposed to piss downstream senpai
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Don't know how I'll make it to adulthood when I can barely muster the confidence to walk into town for a gallon of milk
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>>73825623
50s were terrible
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>>73825870

t. basketball american/communist
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>>73825829
Canadians are great people, I've met hundreds of Canadians, and let me tell you this, they are very good at winning -- some of the best winners I've ever seen -- and I've seen a lot of winners I know that much.
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>>73825876
they'd be terrible because you'd live into the 60s and probably die before anime was invented
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>>73825921

you're retarded
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and of course, who can forget
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>>73825965
hes a moefag
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RNH

Y'ALL BETTA SMASH THAT MF REPLY BUTTON

RNH
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>>73826099
real nigga shit
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>>73826230
who made dis????
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ponnntoooooooonnnnn
makin waves&catchin rays up on the roof
jumpin off the back, dont act like u dont want 2
party in slow motion
out here in the open
mmmmmmmmmmmmm-motorboatin'
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>>73826402
happy bday
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>>73825646
does the disease have anything go to do with this?>>73825605
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>>73826470
:3 thanks buddy!
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I am a feral animal
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>>73826490
No, I just had to do a poo.
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>>73826230
this is too much niggamancy even for me
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>>73826739
how was it?
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>>73826804
It was a good poo.
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>>73826842
what constitutes a good poo?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjpoEkg3OUQ
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Who here getting ready to blaze?
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>>73826953
ive been getting blazed
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i don't wanna go to work
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My shitposting style is incoherent babble. I've lost it since I started having incessant and uncontrollable arguments in my head.
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>>73824775

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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a tarantula entered my uterus?
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>>73825730
Shit sound quality
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>tfw no porn star gf
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ck6keM8ojf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s6zTF1yR9L
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E8kJBcgTAP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yuXxUP31sc

thank me later
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I GOT ROYALTY GOT LOYALTY IN MY DNA

YOU'S A YOU'S YOU'S A BITCH YOUR HORMONES PROLLY SWITCH INSIDE YOUR DNA
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>>73827789
7/10
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So I was making a list of how many times I've fucked things up with cute girls who probably liked me. I'm at 30 something and still going.

How do I stop accidentally rejecting cuties?
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>>73827893
ib4 ur gay.
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>listening to DAMN.
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Is Hilary Duff hot ?
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>>73828137

Is it as mediocre and overrated because muh backpack rap as TPAB was?
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>>73828478
Yeah pretty much
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>>73828543

Thanks for saving me the listen friend.
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>>73828654
Your welcome I guess
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>>73827893
Just b urself
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>>73828256
I liked Hilary Duff in the Lizzie McGuire Movie when I was a kid, but she never really did anything that Lindsay Lohan couldn't do better.
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Take it from me....you're all a bunch of fuckin assholes

Except the /brits/

I've never seen a bigger pair of vaginas in my life as big as the brits
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Do you think it is important and needed to have friends?
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>>73831126
Yeah
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>>73831126
very yes
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Are there some ways of acquring new friends?

What are go to places on the internet for this?
Somewhere where I don't need to refuse friend requess because people would think I am in search of a mate.
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>This tinder app on my phone? Don't worry about it anon
>No, these messages aren't sexual. I'm just making friends!
>I am just using Tinder to make friends, anon. Nothing serious! I swear
>Am I not allowed to make friends?
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>>73831882
Bratan, you're asking the wrong people.

Maybe things are different in the south, but Americans/Westerners don't have a good understanding of friendship like Slaviks and former Soviets do.

Friendships here are shallow.

What's wrong with making friends in Russia?
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>>73832027
>What's wrong with making friends in Russia?
>Friendships here are shallow.
This
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>>73832137
If you think friends there are shallow, then the West is children's pool
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Repairing exterior damage to my Oldsmobile, on top of fixing the engine, is probably going to succ my funds up for the next few years
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The true mark of an Alpha is loneliness.

:(
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How to get rich
1. Blow car up
2. Tell insurance company it was Isis
3. Insurance company forced to compensate
4.???
5. Profit
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Damn I already used my headphones pepe this thread
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Fuck this place
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>>73832603
Good morning
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Mornin' /cum/bums
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>>73832640
Fuck you and fuck the whole world.

Why don't you all go and fuck yourself

"Why don't you do this anon?"
"Try that anon"

Im sick of you fucking people. You're all a bunch of depressed fucking losers on here and everyone outside of this world is blissfully ignorant. Where the fuck is everyone in the middle gone to?
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Hey hey you you I don't like your boyfriend

no way no way I think you need a new one

hey hey you you i can be ur bf
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>>73832754
Um I'm pretty sure the "blissfully ignorant" are the people in the middle.
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>>73832754
You'd be depressed too if you had to share a world with people like you
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>fat girls are unattracti-
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>>73832823
>sees both sides of the coin
Somehow this is the blissfully ignorant

>>73832840
Don't worry, I feel just about the same wit you retards
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>>73832912
No, I'm saying that you call them blissfully ignorant for no reason.

How old are you?
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I spent a lot of time working on this.
P-please respond:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbCHXRTn-pWlsCaafc1Gg0mQ2M6n3IYy-oDQ6e4foDZHCN8g/viewform
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>>73824775
Delete this. You are hurting my wizard feelings.
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@73833054
*responds*
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>>73833054
Submitted
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>>73832963
>the world has big issues that can lead to a change in my life if altered
>nope, sorry, it's all about what happens to me

>none of this matters on a big scale
>might as well not give a fuck about myself

That's because they are.

And 24 to answer your question.

Now lets see what you're going to respond with that i haven't heard before.
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>>73833377
this world owes you absolutely nothing you fucking cry baby

you're spending a thursday afternoon bitching about life and you call other people pathetic? Get some fucking perspective pussy
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>>73833442
Go work on your reading comprehension.

Don't bother replying, i don't need your (you)
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politics suck desu
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>tfw no autistic gf to protect and take care off
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I can hear videos better when they're full screen
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gewd morning
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People under 30 never say anything worth listening to
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>>73834128
morning /cum/dump
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fat girls are unattractive
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>>73834426
i prefer the ones with the body of a 10 year old boy
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>>73834426
finally someone says it
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>>73834259
"anything worth listening to"
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DIS IS OUR FUCKING SEETY
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>>73824864
yeah its quite bad
one 2 good songs on it
others are MUH DIG
andromeda and power are good
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Gonna get super DUDE'd and mow my in-laws' lawn today buds
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>>73834426
>>73834476
t. Gulag victims
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>>73834624
>mow my in-laws' lawn
this should be a prerequisite for all mexicans looking to marry into a white american family
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>>73824722
>tfw you would never have a us friend that can't handle the banter and you never see his funny cute rage about your jokes
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>>73834719
Incidentally I'm white and they're Mexican
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off to work buds
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>>73835063
see you later
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>>73834393
good morning
what are you doing today?
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GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI
YOU NEED A LIFT?
YOU CAN CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY DICK
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only fat guys like fat girls
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>>73824829
gay commie leave reeeee
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Stop shitposting.
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>>73835707
you forgot le varg face
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>>73824876
(((snapchat)))
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>tfw no weed on 420
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good and relevant video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESA7yu1x4UM
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>>73835828
I'd help you get some if I could bro
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>>73835544
Death Grips is unironically my favorite band
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>>73835828
DUDE
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>>73835953
*fedora posts you*
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>>73835828
DUDE COLUMBINE LMAO
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>>73836851
drop that kitty down low.
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Daily reminder that he does it for free
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Should I end it?
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>>73837206
forgot pic
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>>73837238
>posts anime

Yes of course
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boss asked if i could fill in tonight for some guy who called in sick

today starts my off week hough so i said i was going out of town
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i hate listening to women speak ti each other in public
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>>73837348
buy new ones
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>>73836055
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>>73837411
I think everything that needs to be said has been said in that thread
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>>73837531
Yes I would like to receive no compensation for my time and effort ego tripping on a laotian nudie cartoon girls trading board
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>>73837291
Get a load of this wagecuck
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>>73837531
fuck off jamal
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>>73837759
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Hmmmm
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>>73837988
grotesque
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The ol' 'nu lads
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>>73838050
>hospital
>no calorie count
Hmmm
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>>73838036
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>>73838036
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>>73838398
shiiiit dat gurl got sum botay
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>>73833818
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1492572227762.webm
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>>73838398
goddamn
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>>73838471
>merrigans
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>>73838223
Yeah it's kinda stupid but whatevs
Can't even go work out of job on a treadmill either all I can do is walk in a circle back to my room
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SO FUCKING SICK OF DIS SHIT
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>>73838521
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Internet porn is the definition of too much of a good thing
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>>73838646
AYYY PIEZANO
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My dick is ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ inches long
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this thread stinks like shit

must be the niggers
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>>73840083
a bit racist
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Who else here is on the poop at work squad? I might be a wageslave, but my company just paid me $35 to squeeze out a protein shit while shitposting here.
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>>73824722
man, libs are really trying to push the "OK gesture meaning white pride" shit, aren't they?
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wan wan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyILoIke7Ok
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got called a chink at sobeys the other day buds
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>>73840811
That was me
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>>73840811
are you a chink
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>>73840811
that's fine so long as you aren't one
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>>73824769
Is bebbi jewish? What kind of costume is that woman wearing?
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>>73840865
bit rude

>>73840919
at sobeys
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>>73825655
it shaped the greatest generation. thats why they don't have the sense of entitlement we have today.
>inb4 le wrong generation
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>>73840811
>chink
shan't be ordering that
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>>73841084
You just wanted a chance to post that picture
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>>73841137
you don't know me you're not in my head get out of my head
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Hola
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what a shitty thread

10hrs and still not 310 yet
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>>73841300
laddie....
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Why doesn't a good sad story make me feel anything any more?
Tv shows, videogames, movies, nothing works
I mean I can still enjoy/appreciate it on a technical level, how well the scene is set up, how good the acting is, but i can't feel any actual emotion.
Some people said they teared at the end of Rogue One, and I just felt nothing. I watched the episode of Breaking Bad last week where Jane dies and i didn't feel anything either. I fact I was kinda glad she died, the dumb junkie bitch.
I'll look at clips from shit I watched or played on Youtube and people will be like "I cried, thid part was so sad :("
Last time I recall feeling strongly for a fictional character was at the end of Red Dead Redemption when John Marston dies, and even then I didn't actually cry about it.
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>>73841369

yeah?
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>>73841479
I just teleported back to America
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>>73841365
We could try making it worse.
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>>73824935
>he thinks being a NEET or a robot is a good thing
haha aa
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>>73841502

lier
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there is some heinously ugly chink manlet at my gym who brings his gf to the gym everytime

she is maybe 100 lbs and doesn't do anything there, she just follows him around looking miserable

i think hes trying to show off
>>
ebin
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>>73841829
Stop projecting dumb virgin you're obviously just jealous
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>>73832458
>terrorism is excluded from almost all insurance
Do it anyways
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>>73840493
pooping at work is the best way to poop

i work nights and there are only 5 of us in the building, so poops are extra nice and relaxing

i can also use my own TP without people noticing, because work TP rips my anoose
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>>73841848
If it's supposed to be an undercover operation why would they post about it on Twitter?
dumb police
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Abolish the Fed
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lol as if
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who the fuck is calling me from Corpus Christi at 10 in the morning
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>>73841977
i think it may be because it's not a real operation
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>>73842063
Looks pretty real to me
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>>73842059
me
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>>73842100

howd you get my number
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>>73841596
Any suggestions how?
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>>73842145
asked ur mom for it
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>>73842145
I've got all sorts of personal information on you
pick up the phone btw
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>>73824935
hello fellow wizard
>>73824940
yes, we from southern america are very racist, which is quite the coincidence since the south is where most negroes are at.
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>>73842169
Import /lat/
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Have some really nasty broccoli farts right now
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>>73842210

l-like wut
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we shouldn't give greencards to anyone under 6'1
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>>73842238
Okay I will next thread
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>>73842169
Well it looks like nobody has done the classic "take something hat wasn't about politics in any way and force politics into it" bit.
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>>73842308
fuck drumpf
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>>73842272
>barely any women allowed
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>>73842333
And fuck orange people
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>>73842272
Thank christ I'm 6'1 exactly.

I want to work for Elon at his tunnel boring company when I graduate.
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My dad really likes Colbert because he's the only commentator who has the balls to put Trump in his place by calling him an asshole
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>>73842366
racist
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New

>>73842508
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308
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>>73842366
I would like to
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>>73842300
I was just kidding pls no
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Seems a bit early
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>>73841448
Your ability to empathize and respond emotionally to the things you experience is based on your own mood and well being. Stress, emotional exhaustion, depression, and fatigue can all affect your ability to emote. Don't beat yourself up about it- you'll be able to feel it agin when you're ready. Also rogue 1 was garbage and I don't blame you for bro feeling immersed.
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>>73832848
t h i c c
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