/brit/

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>>73823730

wonder what asians think when they see the white race where everybody looks unique and different and have very defined facial features and possess traits that asians would kill for

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doing a sad

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Starting to think I've had enough of life

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>>73823786

>>73823748
*injects heroin into your neck*

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>>73823826

gfs are a spook

I hate pakis

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491248205310.webm

real neet hours

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night lads

>>73823932
Rorke

>>73823968
'sheed

it's not working

why isn't it working, strange looking man?

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>>73823739
t.

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Did a SCREECH

>>73824015
zhang

is PJW actually gay?

>>73823739

>where everybody looks unique and different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGWsMac4iKQ

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>>73824040
CHEKKIN OWT PRAGS VIBRUNT GAE DISTRUCT

>>73824056
mirin' his ability to use a semicolon properly

>>73824044
>asians are blind
big surprise

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>>73824072
MOCKING MY WRONG PICTURE IS NOT A LEDGE INTIMATE FORM OF PROAT-EST

>>73824092
I got them all wrong and I'm fucking white

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the pjw mong is back

>>73824102
me too

>>73824102

lol same

My parents are both French immigrants

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Why do British people hate freedom of speech and guns?

>>73824097
not an argument

>>73824102
>>73824120
>>73824135
samefag

French is literally the best sounding language in the world. I hope someday it just becomes known as Human

french is a gay language

>>73823786
>just starting

buckle up

>>73824243

This but with English

>>73824243
THIS but with Arabic writing.
Which, with the way France is headed, seems quite likely

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>>73824243

Why do yanks hate not getting shot and not paying an arm and a leg for health?

>>73824386
>Arabic writing
possibly the worst choice you could have made.

>>73824411
have you put any effort into learning thai?

did a motorcycle test

>>73824451
I speak Thai, vocabulary fails a bit with advanced/complicated subjects and I detest writing in it but I can talk to people etc.

>>73824411

Gook language are all hard on the ear

>>73824415
It's mostly blacks that get shot, white Americans are murdered at a similar rate as Europeans. The sort of subsidized healthcare that the UK has wouldn't work in the USA.

>>73824309

Some times I wonder what it would be like if I couldn't understand English

>>73824495
here you go:
https://youtu.be/Vt4Dfa4fOEY

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>>73824486
>white Americans are murdered at a similar rate as Europeans

going for a shower lads

*leaves the door ajar*

>>73824544
*closes the door*

>>73824461
sick

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You ever wonder what GCHQ thinks of your Tim/Kev folders? Tickles me pink to think of some guy working the graveyard shift and he just finds oodles and oodles of this shit.

>>73824517
now he'll start saying "b-b-but the whites that get killed are hispanic mulatto sudacas!!!"

I've seen it a hundred times before

>>73824551
None of us are this important. Unless they really have nothing better to do than spy on 4chan users.

OH MY GOD

DON'T FUCKING CARE

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>>73824517

absolutely love the stench of my own farts lads

>>73824574
shar't

careless wanker loves his fucking carelessness

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i turn 23 years old today and i'm still a kissless virgin

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>>73824648
happy birthday

born and raised in BOSTON but muh heritage is 100% Italian

>>73824574
Well that has no information on your original statement at all you daft cunt, and still
>US white murder rate 2.58
>UK & Germany murder rate: 0.9
AMERISHART EDYEWKAYSHUN

>>73824661
ty

>>73824674
The white American homicide rate is 1.03. 2.58 is the homicide rate for the entire population

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happy bday 2 me
happy bday 2 me
i look like a monkey
& i smell like one too
hip hip hooray
hip hip hooray
hip hip hooray

>>73824674
>>73824693
please lads, no arguing on my birthday!

Seeing the long distance gf in a few weeks

How do I get abs in 12 days?

Bought a Vauxhall Mokka X

>>73824711
>long distance gf
nice meme

>>73823707
VERY impressed with the breast growth chart but a but concerned that she suggests they will keep growing. In fig 2 she says she is an ample DD which is absolutely plwnty. If they grow any larger like she suggests that is a straight turn off

>>73824712
don't know or care what this is

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>talk to girl on steam for months
>get her to send me nude pics
>they're not that nice
>feel bad and send her a dick pick
>completely shit face and can't get hard
>block all communication

and I bad person?

just saw a British caddilac with the plate NOFI or something like that, didn't know Brits allowed for that

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/16/jeremy-corbyn-leadership-david-cameron-libya-labour

i'm so fucking lonely

73824797
Did someone say something? Might have just been the wind

depriving me of (you)s when it's the only thing i have...

Think I'll close my wondow

>birthdays
alri normie lad hahaha

ah yes noones in work yet
stood here like a proper runt

Waiting for the car share lads

>>73824797
come over x

*opens wondow*

Fucking normanoids ARROOOOOOOOOOOO

god other generals are so slow

did a post like 20 mins ago and not a single post has occurred in the thread afterwards

>>73824538

>>73824877
/asean/ is especially slow

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>>73824857
that's better, thanks

>>73824877
did a post

/brit/ of the Week is still in the pipeline lads. Just working a few more shifts to save more money to complete as the productions costs are more than I anticipated

having some raspberry white chocolate granola for breakfast, so peng

what are you having lads

>>73824904
been waiting for this for over a year now.

post intro

>>73824903
haha i replied xx

>>73824904
>/brit/ of the Week
what's that?

>>73824972
me

alri thailad

ALRI?????? hahahahajahahahahahaha

alrio

will literally say anything on vocaroo

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little do they know, all asians look like subhumans to us

alri

*posts something about politics*

reckon the bloke i consider my best mate actually ranks me only just above aquaintance-tier

I'm thinking back to the early 2000's when I was a wee lad and first got the internet, and I can't for the life of me remember what the fuck I used to do it. There was no reddit, I certainly wasn't on 4chan. I literally can't remember what I used to waste my life doing.

I am NOT replying to the birthday boy

Great minds discuss ideas

Average minds discuss events

Small minds discuss people

damn,..

i can't seem to face up to the facts

>>73825072
early 2000s had plenty of stuff
>runescape
>dodgy porn sites
>shit forums
all I can think of right now but I'm sure there was more

>>73824904
>>73824972
found it
>of the day
someone was ambitious
https://youtu.be/YM25liEg4i8

>>73825072
planetcnc
planetbattlefield
heavengames
watching dumb conspiracy videos like Loose Change
reading weird obscure blogs
i was on Shoutwire for a while, which turned into a turbororke digg clone

>>73824902 (just kidding lol hope you die in your sleep)

need to stop re-subscribing to World of Warcraft lads

>>73825102
I've never played Runescape, I didn't even know what masturbation was back then, and I didn't sign up to any forums because I didn't know how to get an email address

>subscribes to world of warcraft
FUCK i just can't help myself what's going on??

>>73825133
hahaha retardado

I had a presence on the n-ball forums, my dp was a dog smoking a cigar on a skateboard iirc (or maybe he was aiming I sniper). even made some levels for the game

good times

wwoss happening in this brit then
whos here
whos not

>>73825108
cool intro but what it's ultimately going to be about?

alri

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Give me some early 2000's/late 90's forums to browse. I want a dose of nostalgia.

some bent looking wanker just got on a bus i'm on lads

spotted some runt /brit/posting from a bus, how pathetic

strange how MPs can instantly defect to another party

watching this runt watch another runt /brit/post lads

they both look a bit bent

might heem them later

Unironically getting up for work

just got on the bus. there's a bunch of people looking at me. i'm scared.

ironically getting up for work

>>73825213
as opposed to ironically? hahahahaa the madman

>>73825168
Well in reality, nothing because it'll never be finished. When it was first posted about it was supposed to be like a news channel about /brit/ (gimmicks, happenings, posters) or something autistic like that

some YANK fuck just boarded this bus, might grab his arse while he walks past so he knows who's boss

getting down for work
*skanks out the door*

>>73825230
>Well in reality, nothing because it'll never be finished. When it was first posted about it was supposed to be like a news channel about /brit/ (gimmicks, happenings, posters) or something autistic like that

ah it sounds like a good idea but something that would require too much effort for any britposter to commit to.

>>73825250
Happy Birthday Anon!

...LOL JK HAHA

ironically going to bed

poofter just tried sexually assaulting me. gave him a bloody nose and filed a police report.

>>73825250
>too much effort
there in lies the problem.

Early morning /brit/ is so awful.

Aussies and yanks FUCK OFF!

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Why Tories even bother overspending and election fraud when the press do all the campaigning for them?

>>73825260
<3 thanks friend.

There is no Pepe Silvia! The man does not exist, ok!!

imagine using a trip on 4chan in order to get attention for your birthday

business idea: instead of saying "yank" call them "yankers" like wankers

>>73825292
i don't have to imagine that

>>73825292
don't want to imagine that

okay i'm gonna go to sleep for a few hours. goodnight lads, have a good one.

>>73825308
*tucks you in*
there :3

>The fake Syrian child has the same agent as JK Rowling

fudging lol

>>73825350
she probably bank rolled it

>>73825179
something awful, but search with the date you want

>>73825370
>STILL need to pay
SHAN'T

smoking is one of those things where if you're gonna do it you may as well pay the extra money for a quality cigarette like american spirits or nat shermans

>>73825407
aren't spirits the povvo brand

>>73825407
i smoke american cigarettes because i like how much longer they burn

>>73825416
definitely not, they're more expensive than most cigarettes

business idea: scan through the /brit/ archive and steal all business ideas

business idea: go to bed early

>>73825370
>>73825179
SA archive from the day of 9/11
http://www.truegamer.net/SA_911/911%20SATHREAD/

>>73825179
Runescape forum
http://www.di-rs.com/forums/index.php?

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>Lib Dem surge

Lol no, not happening. At most they'll steal one or two Labour seats in middle class urban areas

This election will be a Tory landslide like nothing we've ever seen before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnqIcF61GQ

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>tfw payrise

>>73824648
what's it like having the same birthday as hitler?

>>73825560
I feel like lib dems could assume the centre-left blairite mantle if only they didn't have a fuckwit leader in charge

>its a "you have liver cancer" episode
ah yes

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>>73825563
kit,te,y,.....

>>73825560
I doubt the con vote share will go up tbqh but they will win plenty of seats

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>duck: real madrid
>store: bayern
>doritos: champions league hopes

>>73825497
>WATCH BUSH START A FUCKING WAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ko2FmpK6dM

>>73825416
no they're one of the most expensive

>>73825653
called it, first collapse on page 11

>>73825407
i only smoke lucky strikes so i can feel in touch spirtually with American troops in ww2

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>>73825497
>everyone being sincere and using words like sir without a hint of irony
I WANT TO GO BACK

>>73825710
CUK SHILL REDDIT NIGGER CUKC NEWFAG

>>73825497
Hrm, yeah, says at cnn.com that a plane has crashed into it...hope it isn't some terrorist attack or anything nutty like that.

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>>73825497
heh

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shit lads

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>>73825497
lady spot on

>>73825793
that farron cant smile seems the best he can do is pull a very worried grimace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpHcCKXg-zs

>>73825793
bigot

my /pol/ thread is gaining traction

>>73825893
bumped

I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she’s filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I’m collating so I don’t see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11.

>>73825915
thanks lad :-)

>British people unironically celebrate 4/20

maybe the real enemy was America

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>>73825824
I wonder where she is now.

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>>73825793

Who /sheed/ here?

>>73825983
Plato smoked weed, that's why he was so smart. Look it up.

>>73826004
>more pakis but less healthcare
are u memeing me?

>>73826006
wont be doing that and I don't believe you

hey lads

>>73826076
wat

There's literally no justification for weed being illegal. The only people who are against it are old people and fundamentalist busybodies.

refuse to believe anyone on /brit/ is pro immigration

>>73826100
And retards who'll dismiss it as """"fedora"""""

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>weed

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>>73826100
t. works for Big Dope

>>73825893
link x

one time i went to lidl
i went to get pissed in lidl
then i got pissed in lidl
now i dont get pissed in lidl

one day i went to aslan
i went to shoplift with aslan
then i got caught by lachlan
now i dont go back for buchanan

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>>73826100

weed is inherently degenerate

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Morning, I'm wondering if today anyone is available to meet up for a quick chat

I'm heading to the location in the picture, reply if your interested

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>>73826297
HATE it

>>73826352
going fishing?

>>73826352
this man is a murderer
DO NOT meet up with him

>>73826352
serial killer

Went camping in Lyme Regis with the roastie who friendzoned me almost two years ago lol let's just say she wanted cloth and she got felt.

can personally confirm plato smoked weed

>>73826381
>>73826387

No I'm looking for someone who wants to have a quick chat with me, you are too far away but if you have snapchat we can talk?

>>73826400
MY CHUNKY SHE GOT

ponnntoooooooonnnnn
makin waves&catchin rays up on the roof
jumpin off the back, dont act like u dont want 2
party in slow motion
out here in the open
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm-motorboatin'

>>73826249
you'll have to find it
thailad did

not a fan of girls with puffy faces even a lot of not fat girls have them around here

dunno why they do if it's genetics or something to do with diet

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>>73826412
mum,.m stay-, says i can.t tlak to strantgers

>>73826352
i'll meetup if you bring some weed

>housemates are blasting shitty techno music at full volume again

>>73826352
wish I lived in the UK so I could head over and heem you
gay english bitch

>>73826412

what would you like to talk about?

>>73826436
What's your snapchat

>>73826400
why are you using a proxy you rat fuck

I love pints

>>73826475
what's yours cunt

>>73826474
Hello

I'm looking for a quick chat with someone, are you interested in a meet?

I like pints

>>73826345
so you're saying i shouldn't smoke weed so i also shouldn't eat or breathe?

>>73826502

depends on the topic of conversation

>>73826520
I will show you

Do you have snapchat or an email address

I'm ambivalent towards pints

>>73826481
To stir shit on /sp/

>there is a literal rapist/murderer itt
bloomin heck

thailad you about?

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>>73826502
>>>/soc/

>>73826560
i thought thailad left

>>73826534

depends on the topic of conversation

>>73826566
>can of jim beam

wait what? isn't that a whiskey?

>>73826563
yeh

>>73826534
REFUSE to contact you unless you supply YOUR snapchat or email

do military boot camps still have those rooms where it's just toilets along the walls and you all have to shit next to each other?

>>73826471

have you tried asking them to put some fucking headphones on? how rude of them

>>73826578
I like to discuss current events and animals and on meets, is this ok?

Do you have an email address?

>>73826602

Every public bathroom is like that in Britain lad

>>73826602
wouldnt join the army for this reason desu

>>73826606
No cause I often play music loud as well, it's just annoying when someone else does it. Especially when it's shitty repetitive garbage.

>>73826614

Not interested if you dont intend to rape and kidnap me desu

>>73826602
even in royal marines they live in student accommodation-esque halls of residence so no

old glory mate i've got my email mate are you still here mate?

>>73826644
Meet for a quick chat first we can work out details later

hate this unironic namefagging

>>73826636

why wouldn't you just wear headphones?

hate being forced to listen to music that i would rather not hear because some inconsiderate person is too lazy to put some headphones on

at least put some music on that you know the other people in your presence are going to enjoy...

sick of people like you

get a trip so i can filter u

>>73826592
thought you might enjoy this

https://youtu.be/UL4bdHzVFso

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Who /enlightened rorkism/ here?

>>73826687
fucking love this video, saw it last night. honestly one of the best vids i've seen in a minute

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not a bad fan

>>73826644
Reply

I'm available

>>73826650
that's not boot camp that's just barracks

>>73826602
yes and it's that way for a reason

>>73826602
Why doesn't the army use boots with velcro

>>73826706
a so called lib dem surge?

>>73826644
Are you still here

Will you reply I'm available right now

>>73826687
based

>>73826602
we had these at school, was good banter

Hi anyone want to be raped and/or murdered

Snapchat?

>>73826663
>>73826707
>>73826734

Sorry lad. Cycling there now

>>73825108
kek I remember this

intro makes me crease every time

>>73826757
I'll wait for you

What is your location

>>73826747
Nah but I'd gladly turn your entire head into a fine dust with one well placed elbow

>>73826774
Look out for the red bike

>>73826774

Grid Reference: ZERO ONE TWO, ALPHA ROMERO SEVEN

this old glory guy is creepy

>>73826705
it's great on so many different levels

the antifa scumbag is built like a matchstick so he's immediately intimidated by the nog and the rest of the antifa cucks won't say anything because the guy is black

hilarious all around

>>73826808
Drop your pants when you get there

anyone fancy meeting up outside sheffield cathedral in the next 25 minutes?

this OLD GLORY lad has literally staged a week-long campaign to stick his tongue in another lad's arsehole

very interesting

>>73826839

cycling there now

Looking at the neet scum outside the dole office again lads haha

anyone fancy meeting up outside fed square in the next 25 minutes?

>>73826881
cycling there now

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I'm waiting for the young lad on the cycle

going to be outside greggs at this address: SU26 Lower Level
Leicester, LE1 4FP

in 25 minutes
meet me there or give snapchat

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queueing up outside the dole office

>>73826687
man I couldn't get through that without pausing every two seconds to cringe

>Are jezza running on an anti establishment message

Good lad

got mixed feelings about work

and by mixed i mean predominantly negative

really wish we had the dole here

if you're a single man with no children there's no bennies to be had

got mixed feelings about work

and by mixed i mean wholly negative

>>73826917
>irrational

post with a space

inbetween

Made another mistake at work

One of the headers on a doc i prepared was wrong.

>>73826950
>really wish I was a slave to the state

mmm ahhhmmm mmmm mhmm? hmmmm

thinking train is pulling in to stimulation station

>>73826950
it's comfy as fuck desu, was on JSA during my year of neetdom a little while ago. You can pretty much blag not actually looking for a job if you're polite and turn up on time because they're so used to chavvy mongs

>>73826829
"pissed your pants already?" from some guy in the crowd. literally lol'd

Where are you

we are the cheeky girls we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boys you are the cheeky boys

Made another mistake at work

One of the my heads on a doc i performed was wrong.

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made a mistake at work and my boss came over and punched me square in the bollocks for it

Frankly reddit spacing just makes things look neater

don't you agree?

>>73827006
think I went the wrong way

hmmmm, banned from /r/gardening once more

facists

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

was once 3 pills deep innarave and the DJ dropped this as a joke. Started crying Tbh

stopped doing lat pulldowns and db bench and started doing chin ups and dips

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>hmmmm, banned from /r/gardening once more

>facists

>>73827068
tell story pls

snogged the best mate of the girl i fancy last night

fuck

does anyone REALLY like gilfs?

applied for youth allowance but i didn't go to the employment service they told me to attend yesterday

what happens now?

will they still give me money?

>does anyone REALLY like girls?

ughhh

>>73827080

only milfs

most gilfs look disgusting desu

just cleaned up a spill of 2 month old rancid milk from the bottom of the fridge, and whatever i try simply cannot get the reek out from under my nails

>>73827090
you can be employed and still get a youth allowance, they just don't give you as much depending on your salary

> ughhh

ew

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you on the left

>>73827123
Incorrect.

>>73827119
how did you clean it up to get it under your nails?

>>73827119
lemon juice

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going in to claim my universal credit today lads
been unemployed for 6 months but never thought to pick up bennies because I considered myself 'above it'
but then I thought, why am I turning down free money

>>73827119
rub poo under your nails

>>73827123

im not employed, i think it was something to help me get a job

probably just bullshit resume building and telling me to apply for a certain amount of jobs before the next appointment

fuck it, whatevz, the mum doesn't really want me on the dole anyways

Mistakes i made at work
Regular but neither here or there: not proofreading and making small errors as a result

Rarer but more severe: miscalculating things

Extreme: sending emails to external people without clearance.

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>>73827160
me on the left

(You) on the right

>>73827184
alri mi5?

>>73827168
is this the student allowance one? don't know because I'm too young for it but the brother is 22, has a job and studies and can get it

>>73827188
hahah you play for reading

Corbyn has my vote

>>73827160
gonna laff when mummy may forces you to do slave labour in poundland for it

>>73827160

me except i've been unemployed for like 2 and a half years

could've made like $21,000 if i had applied for it as soon as i got out of school

smfh

>>73827160
Dole people will treat you like scum, enjoy

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dont have any lemons

>>73817296
>>73817296
>>73817296

new

(We're enjoying continental breakfast now)

>>73827207

No. Youth allowance; if you aren't studying and don't have a job you have to go to some appointment every 2 weeks or something like that.

>>73827226
how did you get by without dole and a job?

ahahahahaeeuurgh*cough*ahahahaha

>>73827251
You stupid boy

>>73827258

living at home

>>73827280
but how do you buy video games and drugs?