Immigration to Murca

>>73823490
Either be skilled or marry a burger

>>73823490
Do you have a degree?

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>>73823510
Not really. I'm a university dropout with a dead end job. If I scrape up like 30k bucks and move over there as an illegal will I have a chance to survive?

>>73823505
>marry a burger

Why would anyone wanna marry a Russian guy?

>>73823611
Everyone has a chance to survive; America is an amazing place where people from all over can come together to scrape by with a meager existence. However, you better fucking do it legally you commie piece of shit or you might as well just wait to get drafted into Putin's "democratic voting force"

>>73823611
Yeah, only Hispanics get deported for being here illegally so you'd probably be ok

>>73823611

Move to Australia or Canada

>>73823646
Chicks dig your accent dude.

>>73823490
get and a gun and shoot some niggas

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>>73823719
I hate both.

>>73823698
So if a police officer asks me for an ID what do I do?

>>73823746
I barely have an accent.

>>73823490
>russian
You can't, only illegally, they think all Russians, even the ones who are skilled and with degrees, are spies.

Fuck off, we're full.

>>73823774
Can I buy Mexican citizenship illegaly?

>>73823784
I dont argue with gays so whatever, dude.

>>73823768
>So if a police officer asks me for an ID what do I do?

Hm. Yeah maybe illegal immigration is kinda hard after all

>>73823791
You could stay here for a while, while you try to get to the US, and nobody would care.

>>73823774
Source: literally your ass

>>73823791

Unironically people sell passports in jew tube


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QDqZU9ijiNY

How do illegals get jobs in US anyway?

>>73823768
>So if a police officer asks me for an ID what do I do?
Do what Russians do best, my friend...
cyka blyat rush b