/cum/

Fuck Drumpf

>>73821450
dtrrt

>>73821450
fuck

>>73821450
DRUMPF

gotta pape to write yall

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>>73821450

*guzzles a bottle of blackpills because that kike neo-cohen puppet Drumpf hasn't gassed all the spics yet*

How do I get sober

>>73822514
holy shit what's good Iceland, I love you're country.
I always get sober by eating a big American breakfast with a lot of eggs and hashbrowns and coffee.

>>73822551
fuk, your*
I speak English, I swear

>>73822551
I mean like how do I stop drinking and doing drugs
I just want to stop
I am usually drunk 4 times a week
I talked to some helpline and they just tried to push god on me

Shan't

>>73821450
f u mane

DESU I don't even know what shan't means

>>73822514
Don't. It's not worth it.

>>73822719
I spent 54k isk on coke last weekend man

>>73822613
Oh shoot bro, I don't think I could offer anything of substance
Never been addicted to anything before.

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>>73821450

>>73822613
Get a prescription for disulfiram

>>73822789
reykjavik prices must be expensive

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>>73821450

>>73822889
Thats for 3 grams
I dont even live in reykjavík

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>>73822789
I've spent over 600 dollars on various alcoholic drinks these past few weeks myself.

Sorry, don't know what to tell you if you really want to go completely clean. If quitting cold turkey isn't an option then go visit a doctor and tell them about it. I'm sure they can help you out and suggest a good rehab or other such institution.

Hotlines are meme, yeah, don't ever bother with that again. Nothing can ever be assessed properly through the phone.

>>73822877
>tfw been on disulfiram since December

if a FUCKING WHORE is scantily clad, and it's not for a job, like being a model or something, is it completely justifiable to shamelessly

>>73822613
>I am usually drunk 4 times a week
So was I, didn't realize that was a problem.
But honestly, I took one look at my 500 lb. alcoholic father and did the other thing that isn't killing yourself.
In all honesty, there is most certainly a way out, and it doesn't have to be God, but unfortunately I can't help much other than say to set small goals. I don't know shit about other drugs, though.

>>73823007
cold turkey is an option dont think I'll experience withdrawal

>>73823081
Feels good to be free from the evils of alcohol senpai. Just keep taking it for a while or else you will immediately be like "oh I can drink again" and start drinking again.

>>73823096
(continued...)hit on her for a week at the most? After a week is she basically a lost cause, or what's the maximum number or times you can hit on a girl before she completely is not interested. Thinking of completely destroying a new coworker

>>73823099
Current goal is to be sober until june 18

>>73823081
Yo waddup do I have you on skype by any chance
Does your name start with J

>>73822613
>>73823125
What you should do is smoke some really good weed while you're drinking, that way you'll be kind of just as fucked up as if you drank half a bottle of vodka in one gulp, and you'll therefore be weening yourself off of alcohol, safely and slowly.

>>73823123
you live in cal, time to give her up and find another bro

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FIVE

THREADS

>>73823125
gotta ease out of it. not many can quit cold turkey. one of my v good pal did it that way

>>73823144
Weed is too expensive here

>>73823158
When is your cutoff point? New girls come around all the time for me (uni, work, friends in general bringing a new girl around) and I usually hammer at them for a week or so, until I give up or rarely score

>>73823196
then maybe try some cheap dirt weed, hopefully you're a pot lightweight, and get high easily.

>>73823214
Still like 30$ a gram

>>73823199
i'd say a week or two. if anyone is interested in you, you wouldve known by then. any longer would be a waste of your time and its pathetic to look desperate going after the same person

but im a homo and i abide to this cutthroat shit.. could be different in the other side

this is the real thread

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>being a bakersfield cuckold

yeah I'll have one order of side fries with extra meme sauce

>>73823330
I like Gilroy's onion icecream desu

>>73823290
so isoyur mum

>tfw I help my girlfriend study despite the fact that I don't study myself

My feet are itchy

Scratching it just tickles me

How to solve this conundrum

>>73823374
think about pussy

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>onion ice cream

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>>73823368
wouldn't mess with me if i were you pal

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Holy fuck, I'm reading about the Romans and jews an some of this shit is hilarious

>romans thought the practice of circumcision became a jewish tradition because Moses was accidentally circumcised by his surgeon and didnt want to be the only one and thereby made it scripture

>Romans thought the jews didnt eat pigs because jews revered pigs for teaching humans how to farm

>Romans thought the jews had such odd laws because Moses made them all up

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>onion icecream

play pop up pirate with me please

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>Onion ice cream

>>73823277
Thanks for the insight.

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wtf

>>73823389

What about the golden calf?

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>>73823403

Malcolm X and George Lincoln Rockwell were both assassinated funny coincidence haha

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>mfw reading https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

who else here /feels guy/

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>north korea's cgi video showing california getting bombed

Is that all you have to say? Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow? Why don't you ever compliment me?

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>>73823415

>>73823430
post it

>>73823430
I hope they do it haha

>>73823413
They said Moses made it all up. Basically they thought he created the most absurd laws on purpose so it was like no other religion on earth and he could easily control all of them.

>>73823429
i'm feels good man frog

>>73823437
think the nuclear radiation might affect the rest of the states. it might be worth risking it tho

>>73823437

bit rude

>>73823430
they'll prob bomb LA. lives close to DTLA. would look forward to the show

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>>73823432
Made this one myself (you can save it if you want).

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>I hope they do it haha

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>>73822514
stop drinking ale

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>>73823456
>bomb LA
>nothing physically changes

>>73823432
this is my favorite flagged meme

>>73823446
weren't roman "jews" a different religion from the current jews? the old testament religion was the father of all three abrahimic religions but only jews have the copyright over them. why

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>>73823465
I made this one, lets trade

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ok guys all this california bullying has gone far enough i think
it was funny for a while but its really starting to hurt now

>Kim Jong-un bombs San Francisco and LA
>saves California

>>73823465
Thanks man

I remember there was another /cum/ edit where Canada and Mexico are like... cuddling? up to America. Do you have it? I want to build up a collection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5wtKsD_cl4

>>73823482
>weren't roman "jews" a different religion from the current jews?
It wasnt as organized yet

>tfw your hockey team gets swept

At least I didn't spend any money on tickets

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>>73823488
I think you mean this one?

>>73823484
Hey. Thanks!

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> dad died of lung cancer from smoking
> started smoking a month ago
Feel like an asshat. My father would've kicked my ass if he saw me now.

>>73823485

You are just upset because you know the L..A bombing would destroy OC too.

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>>73823507

>>73823511
me in the middle

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anyone else believe in the "Anytime you sneeze it means someone is talking about you"?

>>73823530
No

>>73823521
the angels can finally make sense to call themselves LA Angels

>>73821450
faggot

>>73823525
What episode of king of the hill is this

>>73823511
Yeah that one, thanks man

Holyshithe'sfatterthanIremember

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>californians in charge of fedoraposting

>>73823521
not really, at least nothing nk's capable of

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>>73823485
CALISTAN
ALISTAN
LISTAN
ISTAN
STAN
TAN
AN
N

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>>73823513
*kicks your ass*

This can't be real. Right?

https://twitter.com/lucasthemagnif

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>>73823543

the one where joseph takes up the rodeo, I think

>>73823539

do you realize they are the anaheim angels right

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>>californians in charge of fedoraposting

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>>73823558

naa
naaa

this shit is fakee

no mamaeeeesss

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me behind the bar

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Lol

>>73823560
""""LA""""" Angels of Anaheim

didnt you get the memo that they added LA in there officially even though they aren't even in LA cit nor LA County

>>73823578
>the little polandball necklaces
Fuck that's cute

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FUCK anaheim

>>73823600
For context these guys wanted to convert Judaism and started crying when they actually read the bible and saw they had to be circumcised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsCeOV4GM

>>73823559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUamNn8nPc0

>>73823591
His first youtube video is convincing but his second one is clearly fake.

no mames guey


Also, I am SICK and TIRED of clicking on pictures of gas stations and street signs.

>>73823615
you're from the bay area...

asdf

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Light skin latinas are cute

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A country for the inhabitants of the Pacific Northwest?

>>73823628
who is this cum lover?

>>73823637
Some random girl

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>>73823632
Possibly

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Cascadians will bend the knee

>>73823601

i didnt know.

Also when i went to see the angels the food was shit and overpriced, is it like that everywhere?

>>73823637
me

lalo landa...................... ;)

autism map shan't apply

>>73823632
I have my doubts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXlokoYQOWs

Gateron Browns are c o m f y

i miss the good jalisco

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>>73823648
On your balls, perhaps

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mande

>>73823628
sauce?

>>73823664
Which one was the good one? Surely not the tranny with the rat?

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>>73823687

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>>73823650
you're very cute

I'm gonna move to the South, buy a farm, and have 13 kids.

i really don't like ending every episode of a show on a cliff hanger meme

i think im just going to wait until better call saul is done to watch it

>>73823687
she wasn't a tranny

>>73823677
good numbers

>>73823622

not even close

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Sleep tight street bike.

>>73823723
Except all those pics he posted in that trap thread on that other chan that can't be mentioned.

>>73823731
t. literally in the bay area right now

>>73823558
old meme

>>73823738

yes, but he said FROM

>>73823736
Sleep tight, street bike

>>73823617
paul is my waifu

Can everyone but me please just die

>>73823752
one drop rule etc etc

>>73821450
is manhattan best for ppl who want to earn madcash?

>>73823736
She likes feminine men, doesn't mean she is one

Californian poster who isn't from Placer should get a county flag

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>>73823756

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*goes to funko pop store*

>>73823782

Gamestop's certainly seen better days

Wait a second, Placer is in San Francisco right now?

>>73823787
sleep tight popper

>>73823795

nearby

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>>73823795
where do you think he goes to school? placer? HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73823787
sleep tight popper

>>73823807
Of course not. There are no colleges in Placer. I just had no idea where he was.

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>At least we have each other, anon.

Hhpb hlhlh ohpcohcohcpycoch

>>73823807
>>73823818

I'll have you know we have 2 community colleges

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>>73823822
STOP POSTING THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73823650
pretty much yeah. all the food is expensive in every stadium

it just got a whole lot gayer in here

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>4000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

Is there a better feeling than falling asleep with your arms around your girlfriend?

waiting for the sleeping pills to kick in buds

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>>73823822

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>>73823822
stop it!

Which CSU do you go to, Placer? San Jose? Maritime?

>>73823848
smelling arse

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>>73823848
I don't know what that feels like

arkansas was a msitake

>>73823848
no, i find sleeping someone else to be incredibly uncomfortable

i've slept on the floor or my couch many times if i've had girls sleeping over

>>73823848

your gf head is too heavy

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>>73823875

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>Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall

AAAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WOMEN

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post a better song than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sboUxvfMK60

you cant

>>73823848
Yeah arms around a big pillow. Women move around too much and you can't move them around without waking them. A pillow I can toss and turn with.

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>in my Psychology class
>chapter is about sexuality
>professor tells us about how her friend married a virgin and how it was weird that he had never had sex
>fat kid who usually asks questions about everything she says doesn't say anything

WHO /4/20/ HERE?!
BOUT TO GET HIGH AS FUCK SOON

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>Southerner accent

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>WHO /4/20/ HERE?!

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>WHO /4/20/ HERE?!
>BOUT TO GET HIGH AS FUCK SOON

>>73823913
see >>73823617

>>73823939

Nah beatles are gay, el recodo is for true men, not some fags in a roof.

>>73823938
i hope this guy knows he looks like a complete asshole and that's the whole point

but i doubt he actually has that much self awareness

>>73823913
WHAT THE FUCK, this is the hardest mexishit song known to man

>>73823943
pleb taste as always.

>>73823943
>el recodo is for true men
Wrong. This is music for true men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-wKYmw_xH0

the white album is the best piece of work from the Beatles entire discography

debate me

>>73823950

not really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0i4BMrETAo

>>73823913
Mexico's national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slPeTPEZIqA

>>73823958
My fellow western Ukrainian

Ukrainian bastards
Rule Ruthenia

>>73823959
decent opinion for once

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>>73823958
Flatchest can work for some girls, but flatass always makes me want to puke

>>73823916
this

>>73823966
>>73823889
Good posts

>>73823985
I agree
Ukraine and Ukrainians are a meme
Ruthenia is a better name and Ruthenian is a better language

This is the best corrido of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9cg6upPESE

damn christina milian has a lot of nudes and never wears a bra

>>73824010
Literally who

>>73824005
My grandma spoke Ruthenian, it's all similar sounding
They would probably call it Galacia though

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Just look at this absolutely disgusting thing

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I swam across the Rio Grande
Without making a fuss
The border patrol threw me back out
And I landed in Nogales
I entered by another border crossing
And then I was thrown out to Juarez

Here I headed to Tamaulipas
and sneaked through Laredo
I disguised myself as a White boy
and dyed my hair blonde
But since I didn’t speak English
once again I was thrown out

The border patrol has caught me
Say 300 times
But they haven’t tamed me
They can’t get the best of me
The beatings I took
Were later paid back to their countrymen

>>73821450
op sucks big black dicks

I'd still fuck it

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CUTE
LITTLE
WHITE
ASSES

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>>73824036
come to the dark side

>>73824031
some poor man's bubblegum pop artist. shes okay

>>73823962
This shit is straight from the Gods

>>73824071
now that's just grotesque

>>73824033
You mean Rusyn? Ruthenian is a dead language now.

how the fuck is it already 11

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>>73824071
Too much. This would be better

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Im gonna tell you a story about two kids that during their teenage years both liked the same girl.

Time splitted them but it was also time who reunited them.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*clears throat*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>73824071
Please give sauce

>>73824118
2 am n the weest coast

>>73824085
Not really sure. All of her extended family spoke it because the priest taught it to them. But that guys long gone and she can't really speak it anymore unless she's around her cousins. I have a paper from Austria-Hungary noting her grandpa's service half of which is in german and the other ruthenian.

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Sup lads
>tfw snowing

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>>73824154

I havent experienced snowfall in 6 years

LEEEROOOOOOY JENNNNKIN

hey my friend ill buy you a drink
no thanks, i dont drink
ok if you dont drink then 'll buy you a cup of coffee
i wanna remember that crazy time of yesterday when we had 16

ok tell me what happened with your wife
we divorced
she probably left you because of your infidelities
do you remember that i brought her roses but she always liked your carnations more

>>73824143
Probably Rusyn then. Ruthenian died out in the 19th century, but it's the language that Ukrainians and Belarusians spoke. Which region was she from? My family is from the area near Lviv.

Warm weather seems to bring on my eczema

I'll be sure to post some nasty pictures of it next time it starts to peel relly bad

>>73824168
It's ok senpai

I need a drink

gonna watch 13 reasons why because
1) friends pressure
2) i am gay

>>73824168
quintessential californian post friend

>>73824173
this could legitimately be the first meme I ever came across

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>>73824132
This is how you do it

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>>73824036
>7546x9999

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>>73824211

this is the first meme i remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89CnP0Iq30

i also remember when the word meme wasnt popular

thou thrice a fortnight

>>73824187
As far as I can tell her grandpa is from Borshchiv, but immigrated to The US after WW1 with a whole village

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>>73823836
>>73823852
>>73823863

I cant do this alll on myyyy own, no I know

I have classes in an hour and half but I want to go home so much, the anxiety is palpable

old memes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7mozA-ptI

>>73821450
tfw thereś a qt brown mexican guy in the Chem class i dropped and i don't think i'll ever take another class with him because he's in dumb dumb math and he'll be doing chem 2. oh well he probably had aids

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Ready to kill some Calistanis buds

can't decide if I want to fap or not

I can never manage to get really hammered before getting nauseous and tired.
What's the secret, buddies>

Wish I had a milkman right about now

>>73824388
alcohol is shit tier, bud

>>73824418
All drugs are.

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>>73824388

Yeah this is me all the time

>lets get wasted tonight buds YEAHH
>third beer already tired of the taste

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Bird

>never got bullied in high school because my few friends looked like school shooters
Who else /jadedoutcast/ here?

>>73824468
I don't think we ever had those, how do school shooters look like ?

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>>73824492

>>73824345
Say hi to him if you see him :3

>>73824513

he was too pure for this world ;_;

>>73824492
A 3 way cross between a goth, redneck, and NEET.
For instance, my friend was very unkempt looking, had an all black cargo jacket with a hood(always on), Cargo jeans, and military boots. He also wore a One Piece Tshirt on occasion

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>>73824513
He was literally the best version of /us/. He at least tried to live the normal life, and he talked to a few girls, and was active to the best of his extent.

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>admiration of ellioit rodger

>>73824552
Have the first stanza of that poem memorized desu

>>73824519
>>73824524
>>73824552
we are all one

stupid idiot

>>73824513
Meh, he was an Edgy dumbfuck.

I liked the other Jalisco poster

At least I'm not a Mexican.

>/cum/ suddenly hates /our guy/

what happened?

Fuck u son if a bitch

shat up ya fuckin bitch ! Stupid !

psshh. Mexican, pls...

>>73824634
>>73824647
La migra a mi me agarró
Trescientas veces digamos
Pero jamas me domó
A mi me hizo los mandados
Los golpes que a mi me dio
Se los cobré a sus paisanos

It's beat down ! Time !

bend over ol man im gonna fkgjfk fuck up your as shole ,man

>>73824653
What did you say bitch nigga?

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>>73824543
the thing we would do to you and your friends ...

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>>73824656
Thanks based Irish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBQwgegQCX4

*throws a cup of coffee in your face and speeds off*

>>73824697
Was a joke, please don't illegally immigrate

Sup fags

*attempts to break into your sorority house but fails*

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>>73824692
Right back at ya :^)

*sprays a group of chads and tyrones playing basketball with a squirt gun and drives off*

what would a /cum/ frat house look like?

*one-word posts*

>>73824697
shet up fucking shit stu pid

>>73824726
fuck off!!! fuck off!!!

New
>>73824722

>>73824745
Full of intelligent and handsome individuals

>>73824692
Everyone on the left are the guys I REALLY wouldn't want to come across in a secluded alleyway.