why Canada is superior to America?

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>>73820972
Leaves make everything better, mate.

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>>73820972
>coming from america's puppet

Because we are geographically located above (north of) America. It's also the reason why Lake Superior of the Great Lakes was named as such.

>>73821280
But America shares the great lakes with us.

i love my canadian masters

>>73821506
America has to pay us to use some of the Great Lakes actually. Not vice versa.

>>73820972
America is rightful Canadian clay

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>>73820972
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because we are

Canada is kinda blad. I'm not saying anything about healthcare or jobs or standards of living, I'm sure they're fucking great at it, but it's just so blah.
America lite, none of the calories and none of the fun

>The US was founded by rough and tumble individualists who wrote one of the single greatest constitutions of all time

>Canada was founded by pussy loyalists faggots who fled the US

Hmm...

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>>73821586
BIG

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>>73821646
good ol ontario boys stormed the beaches and helped liberate netherlands and you shit on us it really hurts. we are good people but we are stoic and time moves slow here outside of the three major cities.

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>>73821024
>coming from Israel's puppet

>>73821663
Canada is our Australia. Instead of sending convicts there, we sent our traitors.

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>>73821663
>traitorous scum become a mexican colony
We like our Queen thank you

>>73821716
That's croatia not netherlands lol

>>73821716
Wouldn't really call it shitting on us. He's telling the truth for the most part.
Canada was never about excitement and energy I suppose.

>>73821716
oh i'm not shitting on you, i'm just saying from a tourist perspective, it's not very fun. but you've done a great fucking job in all the ways that matter to people actually living there

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>>73821776
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>>73821787
oh shit kek I did say time moves slow out side of the main cities we are a simple people lmao. It's true we aren't an exciting country unless you ejoy wilderness and hunting/fishing or hockey but like any good canadian I take exception to being america lite

>>73821896
Where do you live exactly?

>>73821748
>coming from NZ's puppet

>>73820972
>>73821021
>>73821527
>>73821568

What is your end game?

>>73821946
rural ontario the only thing to do is hunt/fish watch hockey or have a tilt at the bar

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>>73821699
The Mighty Leaf.

>>73821992
Australia doesn't send billions of dollars to New Zealand every year while sending men to fight and die in proxy wars for New Zealand's political interests, you dumb fucking Clap.
Your national crime rate may be sky high but lets keep the banter grounded in reality.

>>73822247
hurr durr proxy wars who gives a shit, we live according to the bible and never regret anything. stay mad

>>73822336
>stay mad
You're the one upset here anon.
Enjoy your tax dollars funding the Israeli military while Pablo from Mexico moves he and his family into the ever growing Hispanic American populace. If you don't get shot before turning 40, by then your youth majority will be blacks and spics.
It sure is something to watch from afar, like rubbernecking at a train speeding towards a stalled bus on the tracks.
Burgers on /int/ really can't handle the heat they like to put out. No wonder the "white" population is being breed into extinction in your country.

>>73822508
Canada is a welfare state propped up by oil exports. This idea that they're somehow a 'superior' nation to the USA is propagated by normie American liberals on sites like reddit and facebook and is nothing more than a meme. Ask yourself this - if Canada is so great, then how come most of its population is concentrated on the Canada-US border? If the US were to somehow disappear overnight, Canada would simply collapse.

That being said, I like Canada's liberal policies and think we could learn a lesson or two from them here in the United States. I just think most people on the internet don't have a realistic understanding of Canada's somewhat precarious economic situation.

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>>73822881
>propped up by oil exports.

Is it already time for this weeks "Let me tell you about your country" episode?

Lets now discuss how not even 25% of the economy, and not even the biggest sector of the economy is "propping us up".

>>73822881
>then how come most of its population is concentrated on the Canada-US border
that's where the infrastructure and warmth is

>>73822954
>3.6% gold
HAhaha
I miss it already

>>73822881
>then how come most of its population is concentrated on the Canada-US border?

Oh, this myth again. Let me guess, you're trying to push this idea it's because the US is needed for those cities?

Here's a different way to look at it.

It's because it's fucking cold up north you fucking retard, of course the cities are lower, and therefore closer to the lower border. Notice how there are cities well away from the border going all the way up the Eastern seaboard? Gee, I wonder how the cities survive without the US border... Oh wait it's because THE FUCKING OCEAN TEMPERS THE CLIMATE AND MAKES IT EQUALLY AS LIVABLE AS NEAR THE BORDER.

Though, I probably shouldn't expect someone from a country that elected Trump to understand what climate even is.

>>73822881
>I just think most people on the internet don't have a realistic understanding of Canada's somewhat precarious economic situation.

Ah yes, but you do. The expert of /int/. Tell the world the hidden truths my know it all American friend.

>>73822978

You're confusing gold mining and federal gold reserves. We still mine and sell gold.

>>73822881
>if Canada is so great, then how come most of its population is concentrated on the Canada-US border?

Because the Canadian Shield cuts through much of the Eastern central country, making widespread infrastructure quite a problem to build and maintain due to really varied terrain, while further north is tundra and arctic.

The middle central country lacks as much centralized water and general resources making little reason to build there. What areas are good turned to be turned into farm land as the climate is pretty predictable and the soil good for growth.

The western central country is sheered by the rocky mountains, so building a large city there is just a no go since the Canadian Rockies are not plateaued and city friend like in Colorado.

This leaves the western coast, eastern coast, eastern Quebec and south by the border as the only generally good places to build large, sprawling cities and mass infrastructure.

A child fresh out of 4th grade geography can figure this out. Now maybe Canadian 4th grade geography is like 12th grade Geography in the US education system but try and at least Google yourself a basic understanding before trying to act like an expert.

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Canada subsists on it's hokey teams and bands that make some success
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-t8W4X8Obo

Because it's colder. America is too warm to be a real 1st world country

>>73823184

Tragically Hip is a pretty bad example for a successful Canadian band, given that their success is entirely within the country. They're basically Canadian Folk and sing about nothing but Canadian life, beliefs, culture, and people so their music either doesn't connect or is too simple for most of the rest of the world.

If you're wanting Mainstream appeal, go with Rush.

If you want Indie try Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene, though they aren't as big anymore.

If you want early 2000s IN TOO DEEP-core, go Sum 41.

>>73820972
France master race.

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>>73823232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvxuKmoA3sk
im partial to misery signals

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>>73823232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-kodJrC8TY
great ontario band

>>73823354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4fzdM0Jm7A

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM0fcSEko2k

>>73821716

>can't tell "Kill the Serb Kick to the Curb" Croatia from Netherlands

shows how much you care

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>>73822063

I

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>>73822063

love

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>>73822063

Canadians

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>>73823602
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>>73823623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2F9LbF_pF0

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I don't get canada while knowing that it's one of the best country on earth
Like would we notice them if they suddenly disappeared?

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>>73821770
what? ok say goodbye to /cum/, you both suck dicks and also really never trusted any of you

>>73824025
しね。

Unlike Burgers Canada and a lot of European countries have this common perception that the state has an obligation to care for its citizens and make them self reliant.
This is why even the most right wing parties in Europe would be considered left wing in Burgerland.