You wake up in your cunt in 1650...

>>73820397
just fucking kill me now

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>>73820397
FUCK

get scalped

I mean the only thing I can to is go east
or maybe south into new spain maybe the administration will like me since I'm white and they had their casta thing

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Well... Guess I die or survive on bush tucker, and teach the abos how to shitpost to welcome the coming Brits years down the line.

I am ze ubermensch :)

lmao i would be in a tribu amigo

Well at least I'm still in the proximity of the city, a few kilometres away instead of in the middle of it but well

I hope I live to see Peter the Great

>>73820397
Make it a little earlier whennporto belonged to spain

Powahtan declare war on us Cherokee.
Cherokee masterrace.
Scalp all powahtan.

No muslims. Life is good

>>73820397
Get raped and scalped by Indians

*it ain't me starts playing*

>>73820801
You mean 100% white cunt

>>73820397
Virreinato del Río de la Plata... Just another day
Well time to go and check if the the indian fucks completed their silver cuota

>>73820397
Looks like I'll be making a trek down to the British North American colonies and hoping I don't die on the way

>>73820397
>be me
>wake up in the morning
>getting molested by priest in the church while confessing my sins
>suddenly have an idea
What if me and Señor Español y Señor Cura are equal and deserve the same rights?
>get called antichrist
>get called wizard
>mfw they burn me, my parents and my siblings and our house now belongs to the pope
>mfw no face because el monje butchered the shit out of my face with a cross

>>73821063
There are no mentions of this shit.

Criminals and pedastry exist in all religions and organizations.

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>>73820397
Mmm... I wonder how I am going to get my Japanese mangas

>>73821095
Mulatos were not people, I would be damned.

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>>73820397
Pls build a wall around them, Madre patria.

>>73820801
> Ottoturks bordering Germany
> Life's good

Not for long Hans, first time in your life you'll plead to a Diego huh?

>got back just in time to witness the coming of age of the greatest ruler of the century
>even got enough time to weasel my way into the louvre to make sure i can 'council' the new king

the possibilities are endless.

>>73820801
Yea, instead of muslims, Frenchies bully you :^)

>>73820397
>I'm whitish enough
>well educated (especially for this period in history)
>slavery is ok
>race mixing is ok

I would get a decent job and earn enough money to buy myself a cute amerindian girl and a cute negress girl to use as sex slaves... life would be so good

>fight wars, and more wars, and more wars
>government keeps issuing worthless coins to pay for the wars and causing runaway inflation
>English and Dutch pirates loot our treasure ships
>damn those heretic scum to hell

*scalping intensifies*

>>73820397
best day of my life desu

Enjoy the civil war

Rossiya big

comfy

>>73820397
>My cunt
>1650

The Swede-Russio Rapist incoming, SHIIIT.


Oh wait It's 1650 im part of HRE now

>>73820397
Fight for a free Catalonia, not french or castilian.