CUM inside edition
old thread
>>73818130
Fuck Drumpf
This is what I imagine all the mexican posters look like
probably know more about AS/400 than any one else here
>>73821451
cute
>>73821451
closer to this
>>73821451
He was a victim of gang violence
Ripip 3-14-17
cum lol
>>73821451
3/14/17 RIP :(
How do I stop thinking about urethral papercuts?
i just ordered this
r8
>>73821451
>>73821490
>battalion of box
lame
>>73821499
are you playing as the cute girl or that little dwarf?
yank gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
>>73821499
why not just homebrew it? or just wait for the sequel at this point
>>73821499
NEET/10
>>73821500
Why wont you rate him /cum/?
>>73821516
he is mexican so he'll self identify as the latter
leaf bf
I dont even have a vita, im saving to buy the bing bing wahoo machine
sup fuccbois
Good.
>>73821563
>saving
you dont have 200 bucks?
>bing, bing, WAHOO!
>>73821451
Such a qt guy.
A pity that a average Mexican is terribly ugly.
WWW.FOURCHAN.ORG/INT/
>>73821564
we don't tolerate language like thaat here
>>73821580
Well, i dont work so i dont have any money.
And i burn through the money i get every week pretty fast.
I guess i will wait for my birthday
who here /responsiblepirate/?
>>73821606
k
>>73821563
>bing bing wahoo machine
u wot.
>im a pirate
>burning through an already tight budget by buying useless video game machines
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1671302&location=United%20States&add=1#
sinaloa is 12 years old fuck
ok, who is that beard video game nerd guy? i fucking hate him
>>73821616
piracy is bad.
think about the copyright owner.
ready for tomorrow
>ready for tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
>>73821657
wtf that's illegal
>>73821636
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1671302&location=United%20States&add=1#
Why do we have two of these now?
yeah
im a teenager thats why i depend on my parents
hahaha really funny guys
you got me
>>73821657
are you black
>>73821547
>he is mexican
So you are, burger-boy.
>>73821673
This is the original one
>>73821671
>dad rock
i see /cum/ is still shit as ever.
>>73821684
shoo shoo
>>73821675
pathetic
going to jump off the Leaside Viaduct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwoQyojsbZQ
>>73821694
THE AUSTRALIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE AUSTRALIAN"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT
HOW DO YOU SAY AUSTRALIAN IN LATIN ???
*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"
HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN AUSTRALIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS
i instantly hide huge posts
>looks for the leaside viaduct on google earth and compares to to zeemaps
>>73821715
I've never seen this pasta before
>>73821729
good advice
>I hide posts
>>73821636
are you the admin of it?
>>73821747
>i make fun of respectable fedora wearing people
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.
There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied
>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball
The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨
So next day comes by, so he starts asking
-So drop of water, why are you called like that
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake
-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball
>I've never seen this pasta before
Should I have something to eat?
>I don't filter the """"""german""""""
cara is making particularly shitty posts
>tablet keeps losin wifi connection in the middle of movies and takes ten minutes to reconnect
fuck this gay hospital
I have trained my brain to immediately filter out """German""" and """Taiwanese""" posts
Brainlets
hey qt
stop avatarfagging retard
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.
There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied
>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball
The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨
So next day comes by, so he starts asking
-So drop of water, why are you called like that
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake
-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball
>A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park. There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied >I am drop of water >I am snowflake >I am bowling ball The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨ So next day comes by, so he starts asking -So drop of water, why are you called like that >Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water -Really nice, and you snowflake >Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake -Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball >I've never seen this pasta before
>>73821810
any post with cara automatically makes it shitty tbf
What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to fucking stop.
>>73821819
>not reporting every post with a gemrn or twanse flagn
>>73821821
>>73821860
nice try toronto
someone please come and find me
What do you get when you fall in love?
>1479145760402.gif
Bit gay
>>73821816
How is your nut?
>Crack 3 eggs into cup
>Yolks perfectly intact
>Drop them into pan
>One splits
>Try to crack another into the cup to make up for it
>It splits
>Toss it, crack another one
>It splits too
FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT'S NOT FUNNY CUT THAT SHIT OUT G*D I JUST WANNA EAT DIN DINS IN PEACE
>>73821860
way to masculine for me
>>73821872
hurps
>>73821870
bit gay
>>73821860
This seems a bit gay.
>>73821877
y not scrambled then?
>>73821885
was just a joke
IGN once used one of my posts (not here) in one of their articles and didnt give credit to me.
>>73821870
How tall are you?
>>73821899
Celebrities post my Pepe meme often and don't give me credit
I'm gonna sue 'em
>>73821909
4'3
>>73821899
Send the article?
>>73821891
I want to find a perfect set of pecs and nurse on them.
>>73821893
Scrambled is SSSHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
>>73821924
On my way to smash.
>>73821935
That comes off as a bit homosexual. Did you make a typo?
>>73821937
I'm armed with a baseball bat and a pocketknife
>>73821916
it was something about small details in the new Zelda, and they took them from a thread in neogaf, in which i posted one detail and subsequently appeared in the article, noting 2 biggy.
Is S.T.A.L.K.E.R. the best video game adaption of a movie?
>>73821954
Will you please post some sort of pic? My fetish is very very very short men.
>Neogaf
honestly wish someone would try to break into my house so I could ventilate their skull with my baseball bat
I'm not a violent person but I'd like to have a chance to hurt someone who deserves it
I had to write a report on the cascadia subduction zone this term.
>>73821997
why don't you bash your own face in then you fucking faggot
>>73821996
is her eye ok?
>>73822018
that would hurt me
>>73821998
Shitposting aside, how was it? Plate tectonics were interesting for me when we went over them in school.
>>73821997
>I'm not a violent person
>wish i could bash somebody's head in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
>>73822044
Only if they really deserve it.
I'm a really easygoing guy if you met me in real life
>>73822038
It was resonably interesting.
We had to look at real scientific papers so it was interesting looking at how acurately/inaccurately the dates of past major events were known.
I miss the grimes fanboys that used to post here
Feels lonely
>>73821998
Don't even like to think about how I am likely to die from a violent earthquake in my lifetime.
>>73821874
Veery slowly getting smaller still p big tho senpai
Another three weeks of IV antibiotics left to go
>>73822069
Well-adjusted non-violent people don't want to ever kill somebody if they can help it/
Should I buy some weed again? I don't want to get physically addicted to it again, but if I smoke just for a day or two I'll be fine right?
>>73822108
What kind of infection do you have? 3 weeks of IV antibiotics is pretty intense.
>watching magic tricks at 1/4 speed
fucking liars ain't magic
>>73822117
If you have that addictive of a personality I'd say no.
>>73822113
I don't want to kill anyone but I probably could if I had to
>>73822117
I'm trying to figure out where in California I can buy this legal recreational weed when I can drive again.
Quit drinking, have to take sulfiram to make sure of it, fine I'll get high off of some kind buds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4iu5FMaR2o
this is a very good video
>>73822139
I mean are you also like sickly looking or just 4'3" but normal proportions?
>>73822185
fairly beefy
honestly i just want to do magic tricks without having to hurt anyone
>>73822123
Staphylococcus blood infection
Took five days for cultures to come back negative and then another four weeks of IV still after that
>>73822199
>4'3"
>beefy
be my bf
I should buy a boat.
how jewish do you have to be to get the entire media to force-meme your hot sauce?
>>73822212
Say you are in pain and having panic attacks so they will get you high on pain killers and benzos to make the time go by. Sorry you have MRSA in ur blood stream :( Hope you get better soon :)
>>73822166
>>73822135
It's not a personality issue, I can quit smoking if I need to just fine, it's the physical addiction I can't stand
I get nasty withdrawal if I quit smoking after doing it for a while, bad anxiety and excessive sweating especially, no appetite, the works. Even if I go just like half a day without smoking once I'm addicted, the withdrawal begins to set in and some aspects stick even whilst I'm actually high
But smoking just for a day or two wouldn't trigger it, right?
>told myself I would get some work done today
>actually did
>>73822260
Hopefully I can do it from home soon but having to do it every eight hours is still gay. Have no drug coverage though and social workers recommend I stay in hospital the whole time without even talking to me. Hopefully doctor I talk to tomorrow is cool.
Burnt my hand with boiling water, buds
>sunscreen why do you want sunscreen anon are you a fag
>>73822166
when he shuffled it the first time he kept his finger on her card and kept its position on the top
>daddy is buying a tesla
What am I in for boys?
>>73822149
>has a bad enough drinking problem to be prescribed antabuse
>wants to start smoking weed
dont
>>73822313
>no drug coverage
what
>>73822292
>I can quit smoking if I need to just fine
>rest of the post
>>73822320
I wear sunscreen every day just because it smells nice
>>73822334
>daddy
unless youre a toddler this is creepy to say, male or female
>>73822309
good job
>>73822324
explain the part where he got everyone to sign it and wrapped the whole deck in rope
nothig short of magic there
>>73822334
ipads
ipads everywhere
would be cool for a joyride, he'd never know you took it
>>73822357
>dad is buying a tesla
Whats up now anon
>>73822366
>joyride
Too bad I'm a professional in my 20s so he'd probably ask me to teach him how to use it
Thread go to fast.
>>73822398
too*
>>73822398
did you ever find a qt gf at Starbucks?
>>73822398
retard
>>73822350
Do you have any reading comprehension skills at all? I said it's not pleasant, but it's certainly doable. Especially, like I said, since some of that shit sticks around even after smoking, so the longer I continue using the worse I feel overall.
The trick would be to smoke just enough to enjoy it without getting a chemical dependancy, but I have no idea how much I'd be able to get away with before it sets in.
>>73822335
>NEET
>drug coverage
kek
I can get it covered in some way though according to a doctor
ive been really horny today
>>73822419
No, I didn't meet a girl this term. But I'm doing better at school, and I might even get a good summer job this week, so things aren't so bad.
Maybe next term.
*acts polite to your gf*
share your best thicc/qt pics with me
is it gay to make a girl pretend she has a dick and no tits?
>>73822487
to my what?
nighty night cumbois
give me attention
*sends a message to your gf with a kissy face emoji*
>>73822459
>Have autism in Ontario
>Get ODSP and drug/dental coverage
>Maybe next term.
>>73821451
They all look like this
I paid for a cute girl's Starbucks once when she stood in line for like 10 minutes but her card got denied
>>73821735
It's an analog to peruANO
>>73822565
embarrassing
>>73822565
cuc
Anyway it's past midnight time for bed.
>>73822502
good night justin
got tacos, buds
>>73822580
sleep in heavenly peace sweet pea
>>73822565
This happened to a friend but the inverse, a cute girl paid for her coffee after his card wasnt going through.
he didnt shut up for years
>>73822576
>>73822577
Joke's on you because it was actually a friend of mine and we went together
>>73822494
>>73822593
>>73822444
uh ok buddy.
you keep telling yourself that.
>>73822595
Did he fucc her
>>73822596
>buying coffee for somene else ever
cuckold
>>73822595
>her coffee
>his card
hmmmmmmm
>>73822605
wtf
delete this pic right now
How many grams of sugar can I eat a day without getting fat, assuming I'm consuming calories at a deficit?
I like to have a pouch of trail mix before bed, the kind with M&M's, it has 16 grams of sugar per pack, although some of that is from the raisins too
>>73821463
>people from Oregon getting into a fight
you must not be from here
>>73822494
>>73822617
no
>>73822623
my mistake anon, my friend is a he and a girl paid for HIS coffee
>>73822625
come make me
>>73822632
t. never seen UW visit
considering cracking open another can of PBR 5.9%
yay or nay
Kinda feel bad because my brother turned out to be a bit of a loser
looks like the pipsqueaks are getting reckless again
>>73822651
I SAID DELETE IT RIGHT NOW
>>73822615
>I don't understand the difference between mental and physical addiction
Ah okay thanks for letting me know
>>73822655
Washington is the lone autist in the corner
Oregon is France
California is pretty good.
(ignore jefferson and cascadian posters)
>>73822662
younger brother?
>>73822671
shhhhhh
>>73822695
Yeah.
>>73822662
You say it like you are not a loser
>>73822708
Uncalled for and more than just a bit rude, if you ask me.
Why are ppl posting black women all of a sudden?
your all a bunch of loosers
>your
My name is John and I hate every single one of you.
>>73822725
i was jk anon pls dont hate me seeing your flags make me happy
I feel like people will be confused why people shi ttalk California most of the time and it's actually pretty simple
1: they're jealous of how beautiful the state is (minus the lefties)
2: the lefties
3: they think we're all mexico/welfare users (this is literally LA)
it'd make more sense to redirect your hate towards leftists and not California itself as California is a pretty cool place and any non-liberals are really nice people.
>>73822364
He slides it out and puts it in the back, the rope is loose
>>73822777
California is a leftist country that doesn't reflect the views of the rest of the US
Fuck SoCal
>>73822656
Me on the left, you on the right.
<3
we could sink los angeles into the ocean and there would be no downside
hahaha losers trapped in the other thread >>73821450
>>73822795
This is only the coast
if you took a picture of a family and their home from Bakersfield and a picture of a family and their home from somewhere in Texas you might be confused which is which
Fuck ball-sacto
>>73822777
two is the only valid point, nonce. New York is 10x more beautiful (also keep in mind that 0 x 10 is still 0)
The Central Valley must be free
>>73822827
>new york
>beautiful
You must be mistaken
>>73822804
Kern County is pretty swag
>>73822809
this
>>73822829
nah
*stops giving you food*
What now, Coasties and desertfags?
>global warming happens
>california builds dykes
>we meme the dykes to break
>water floods the shitty parts and they drown and/or get eaten by sharks
>>73822777
>how beautiful the state is
Because dried-up conduits and dead grass is so beautiful amirite
>he still thinks we're in a drought
its not 2016 anymore, grandpa
>California
>dead grass
Outdated meme. The state is incredibly green.
>>73822856
We could sink the coasties
Desertfags will take their oil back then
>>73822870
LA sinking is a dream come true
Now the central valley
>>73822875
Guess you don't know what the Redwoods or Sierra nevadas are, to name a few
>>73822885
shit we're getting floods man
>>73822856
Florida Georgia and Texas still exist (they have food), all the good parts die
10/10
The Central Valley will rise
We will raze the rest of California
Damn...
has germany been posting
>providing more than half of the fruits, vegetables and nuts grown in the United States
Are other regions even trying?
>>73822911
"we have bakersfield"
(that's not an insult, btw, thats my home town)
>willingly living in bakersfield
>>73822937
>never going to bakersfield
what are you even doing
i dont have anything against California, but i hate when california talk floods the thread
>>73822953
Californians are the most powerful race in the world
>>73822953
we're the only posters awake rn (it's 9:38 PM)
>>73822961
eh... when the lefties are gone, maybe..
>>73822953
>i dont have anything against California
>>73822970
Get Redditflags already
>>73822928
Basically you could fill up that entire valley of fucking billions and billion of metric tons of water to create a landlocked sea and nothing of value would be lost. Quite the ASMR to stare at.
its 10:38 in the mountains and here too
>>73822995
>leaving Los Angeles, removing 90% of the crops
are you trying to make California worse?
>central valley
>nothing of value
Dumb leaf
*dreams about the big one*
>>73822925
yesterdayish why? >>73782711
>>73822972
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
IRISH DEARTHÁIREACHA UNITE
The gf's cousin got into uc san diego
I looked it up and it seems like a pretty good school, but I'd be lying if I said I ever heard of it.
>>73823031
>>>/dixie/
>>73823029
Just wondering cause I haven't been around much lately
>>73823036
UC schools are all pretty good
One of my high school friends who I still talk to goes to UC Davis
Think I might have a coke
An independence movement?
>>73823019
I heard it comes every thousand years or so
>>73823051
but why you care so much about german anon?
>>73823061
Are all public universities in CA called "UC"?
>>73823012
Well we could just dig a massive channel leading to the ocean right where LA is.
>are you trying to make California worse?
Making it better.
>>73823066
Something like that
>>73823075
common interests unite us
>>73822076
Nice, sounds like a pain in the ass if you have to memorize dates though
>>73823079
No. UC is one of the university systems. There's also CSU and CCCS.
UC is the best
CSU is okay
CCCS is community college
i have nothing positive to say about the west coast
here you go
If you want to remove parts of California, start at the right.
>>73823107
CSU is just like second tier universities or what?
>>73823133
Not really. It's just that UC is better.
>tfw probably could've gotten into UC Davis but didn't apply
>applied to CSUS instead
Kind of regret my choice
This aswell
I want to punch every cascadia advocate in the abdominals
California is rightful mexican clay
>>73823163
this
>>73823147
Also, the UC system is much better for STEM and research related degrees in general.
>i have nothing positive to say about the west coast
>>73823163
Im waiting
>>i have nothing positive to say about the west coast
>chi.jpg
>>73823165
honestly think we should give it to you and give the Pacific northwest to Canada
we'll keep Alaska though
The only time I really feel happy is when I'm in the gym
>>73823116
dude they love weed lmao
it's not just a herb, it's a lifestyle
Since CHIs are going to become the majority at some point anyway, I say that we just annex Mexico already.
>>73823177
You messed with the wrong leaf
HHHIIYYYYAAAAA
>>73823168
almost all the UCs of noteworthy got its niche subject that it excels in.. anyone in education or company recruit from top uni would know about the UCs
>tfw stuck at one of the worst CSU's in the state
There's a black guy from Canada in one of my classes who thought that Canada was a federal republic.
>>73823252
Which one?
>tfw CSU because it's the only one I even applied to
>>73823273
the shitty one
>>73823163
We'll be waiting
>thinking Cascadia isn't just a meme
>>73823278
Stop being a pussy nigga and tell me.
why is this thread always sleeping
>>73823252
just transfer to a UC if you got the grades.. but really, the CSU does a good job at giving you more hands on studies.. but if you want to go to grad school, UCs are your best bet
>>73823287
ded general
zzzzz
>>73823291
oh yah, Im sitting on a 4.5 GPA as I type this
>>73823294
the thread was split
>>73821450
>>73823299
>above 4 gpa
>in university
is that even possible
>>73823291
I would've transferred to UC if I stayed on my STEM degree but I'm too lazy. Doubt I'd be able to keep a good GPA at Davis with my nonexistent study habits.
Migrate
>>73821450
>>73823323
>302
>>73823313
if you retain info without studying much, itll be the same at davis. theres a lot more weight with the uc if you wanna grad school. if not, then csu would be cheaper and less hassle in transfering
>>73823310
4.0 is max
>>73823299
its easier recs to transfer
>>73823328
>306
>>73823488
Terrible post