Chapter 5 Edition
anime?
Fuck Drumpf
>>73820061
t. assdamaged gypo
>>73820091
>>73820091
>blumpf voters
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/user-made-patch-lets-owners-of-next-gen-cpus-install-updates-on-windows-7-andamp-8-1/
lol btfo
Eastern Illinois University
>>73820083
Literally doesn't matter because they're not part of the Iberian group in 23andme. They're part of South Asian.
>>73820081
pretty neat tbqh, not too familiar with Hessians in the early US outside of mercs, but it sounds like there's a lot of interesting history there.
People tend to forget it's the people who mold the media and not the other way around
Vote for the Constitution Party.
slavE
>Many Hessian prisoners were held in camps at the interior city of Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Lancaster was a center for the Pennsylvania Dutch, who treated the German prisoners well. The Hessians responded favorably; some volunteered for extra work assignments, helping to replace local men serving in the Continental Army. After the war, many POWs never returned to Germany and instead accepted American offers of religious freedom and free land, becoming permanent settlers. By contrast, British prisoners were also held in Lancaster, but these men did not respond favorably to good treatment – they tried to escape.
In case the other anon wanted to know more about Hessian POWs in the revolutionary war.
>>73820100
>looks up everyone with the surname Madra in toronto
Goodnight /cum/
goooks
FUCK DRUMUMFFTTFTFTPPPPTFTTSMMMMP
Vote for the Radical Centrist Ethnonationalistic Authoritarian Party of America
>>73820140
so I never have to leave windows 7!
My flags are gone agaiiiiin
>>73820124
probably know more about IP subnetting than anyone else here
my fortune cookie had no paper inside
NEET life for me
>>73820189
nights ill go also to bed now
>>73820145
>(((please send more people from out of state (or china) with money))) University
>>73820208
bit rude
voted libdem
/OUR TIM/
*holds your gf's hand*
Guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCjqao6Pfdc
http://www.theverge.com/2017/4/17/15334178/giant-shipworm-mollusk-sulfur-eating-shellfish-science
>>73820233
Let go of my hand please
>>73820222
>>73820177
didn't know we had German citizens as far back as that
>>73820213
that's one of the first things they teach you ya' fucking retard
>>73820233
*cuts off your hand*
>contemporary british politics on /cum/
lol someone has a similar email address to mine
>>73820213
>i know how to read base-2
>>73820233
*watches*
>>73820248
>The first English settlers arrived at Jamestown, Virginia in 1607, and were accompanied by the first German American, Dr. Johannes Fleischer. He was followed in 1608 by five glassmakers and three carpenters or house builders.[22] The first permanent German settlement in what became the United States was Germantown, Pennsylvania, founded near Philadelphia on October 6, 1683.[23]
>>73820234
>someone is now capitalizing on shipworm dildos
Welp.
Got a black spot on my toenail.
Wasn't there yesterday and it doesn't hurt.
Can I get a (You) just this one last time, anon?
>>73820234
Me after a night of liquor and coffee in the morning
@73820306
Sorry, I'm all out.
>>73820177
>>73820296
Where are yall getting all this info from?
just wikipedia or something?
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
think I might do a 'za tonight
->[email protected]
Dang, man.
>>73820337
>dinner at nearly 7:30
absolutely nonwhite tier
>'za
>>73820325
Yeah just checked wiki
No meth users are allowed here
Interested in making America British in almost every way just because the Union Jack is pretty cool. Our flag is pretty piss tier.
>>73820336
IS THAT A
Why is Smirnoff so weak, buds? Drank it for the first time yesterday and was disappointed.
>>73820365
Bite your tongue, lobsterback.
*unbuttons blouse*
>>73820370
Holly is NOT a slut
>>73820375
Weak booze for weak niggas
>>73820356
if you just look at the thumbnail and squint it looks like the guy is really really fat
My dad likes Colbert because he's the only one who has the balls t oput t rump in his place bby calling him an asshole
>>73820402
Your dad sounds like the kind of guy who would let a man of African origins engage in coitus with his spouse.
he guy on the left is mexican
the guy on the right is american
And you dare to call us brown people??!!
Yo Queen's did you say you studied commerce? You working for a bank in Toronto?
>>73820365
don't worry lad, the south will rise again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM
Why is the best queen song so unpopular?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r8I1kwhUYg
>>73820356
fuk, that cape tho
true majesty
>>73820427
I'm not the real Queen's. He died over a year ago.
>>73820427
No, hes trying to become a lawyer or something I think he moved to thunder bay or something.
>>73820415
me on the left, you on the right
>>73820415
I bet you yourself are the brownest
>>73820449
um hes not dead
California may not be white but I have access to qts of many ethnic origins.
>>73820384
No she isn't.
But her father is.
>>73820460
im black
>>73820460
he's a chubby tall white guy, i think he hates indios
Mexico has a pretty cool history
>>73820434
brian may is the only good thing about queen
>>73820470
>October 2015
RIP
>mexicans
>white
>>73820488
Yeah dude he is like an astronomist woww he is so smart!, if we only had more guys like him and magallanes and less justin biblers the world would be so great
fuck drumpf
I really hate Drumpf and white people, buds
>>73820535
dumb slav
Socially retarded girl from last weekend checking in
Coworker hasn't touched me and hasn't made any jokes I think he got the message I still don't understand why he tried tickling me he can do so much better but I guess Instagram pretty girls are intimidating
if he was taller he could model thanks for reading my blog
>grill from last weekend checking in
Reminder that puerto ricans are the most powerful race in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
>>73820434
>mexican with good taste
nice i thin i'll go to cancun next year
>he listens to Queen
>he listens to the Doors
>he listens to the Police
Hello subhuman
just realized you can superpose pictures on Google Earth LUL
>>73820493
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/tripcode/YQueeNsXxU/
Puerto Ricans are not real. There is not such thing as the Puerto Rican nationality. They are American.
>>73820562
How has your day been?
>>73820535
I would go as far to say Fuck them
pooto rica
>>73820535
>that flag
yeah, the rest of the world expects you to be dumb idiots no reason to announce it LMAO
r8 my lastfm
mavQ
@73820549
Post proof that you're a girl (female) and not a LARPer
Until then, you shan't receive a single (You) from me
>>73820588
good. i was talking to myself on here and posting anime pics replies to myself
Who is Rica?
>LARP
>>73820617
stop pretending to be me
i should make dinner
>>73820581
i have said on this general that i wouldnt mind if the americans conquered us
but for some reason this triggered me so fucking hard
i guess all that "latinos are blood brothers" brainwashing does work
>>73820535
I only hate white people. I think it's amazing that an aurantiacian can get into office
>>73820574
I listen to Steely Dan.
>Socially retarded girl from last weekend checking in
>Coworker hasn't touched me and hasn't made any jokes I think he got >the message I still don't understand why he tried tickling me he can do >so much better but I guess Instagram pretty girls are intimidating
>if he was taller he could model thanks for reading my blog
>>73820622
ur poo
>I only hate white people. I think it's amazing that an aurantiacian can get into office
Whoops, sorry about that, haha
>>73820611
Mkay
>>73820617
Are you a NEET?
I really, really like this rogue cali poster
He's a good boy
>>73820662
Get back in the kitchen and make me chicken tendies m'lady
>>73820667
Thanks
AHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE CHICKEN TENDERS MEME
>>73820605
>Your compatibility with mavq is Medium.
You both listen to Radiohead, Animal Collective and Sufjan Stevens.
>Top radiohead album is The Bends
pleb taste, sorry lad
>>73820630
hehehehe ooops i did it again
>tfw rainstorm
Gonna sleep good tonight!
Chicken tenders > Chicken nuggets
Honey mustard > Anything else
>>73820685
I'm making cereal right now but I do make some mean tendies
i'm a girl but I never mention it because it's too pressing desu
>>73820702
i havent used it since like 2014 until yesterday.
But still, the bends is the best radiohead album.
>>73820720
Yes helo
im girl too
>>73820730
INCORRECT
I'm actually a girl, too buds. I have a vagina, breasts, and a have two X chromosomes.
I'm a girl if you ignore the penis
>>73820738
A GRILL???
not a girl actually haha
>>73820720
>>73820736
>>73820738
>>73820741
post thighs
there are no girls on the internet
>tfw those hands reminds me of my ex hands
im sad now buds, i loved her hands.
>tfw on my period
>>73820775
Do you get PMS?
>>73820759
this lol
>>73820761
post /cum/ thigh pic
@73820757
I don't believe that you're of the female sex desu
Also why did you ruin your chance with a girl who you like?
>>73820789
i wish i saved the most updated one
>>73820770
>dark as pic where you can't see shit
>waah this reminds me of muh ex waah
kys NEET
>>73820795
ok well post the most recent one you have
stop watching our sport if you are a numale or leftist
>file deleted
>>73820793
>with a girl
Meant to say with a guy
>>73820793
Because I'm a virgin and I've never even hugged a guy plus he is way out of my league and I'd just disappoint him
>>73820812
i didnt save any
Reminder that i am a girl too.
>>73820796
pale and bony.
>>73820306
Sure
i could crush your head in between my thighs
>>73820822
we need a historian
Do you gal's know about Allah and his prophet muhhamed? It's all the rage these days!
>>73820822
>this is considered white in america
No shit nikka im white too.
Truly Sinaloans the greatest race in the world.
Look I'm just going to be flat out honest
I wish I was a girl sometimes
>>73820822
why isn't ariana pretty anymore :\
>>73820842
post thighs
>>73820861
you can handle them
My skill is an inch thick
>>73820859
because she never was in the fist place
>>73820829
>mexicans
>pale
>mexians
>white
>mexicans
>having any light features
no
>>73820845
We used to have a poster called Historian
>>73820859
>implying she was ever pretty
literally
TRICKED
by colored hair
smdh
>>73820855
Why
>>73820865
Proof it
Desuarchive has the hand pic, buds
>>73820820
The "league" for girls is a lot bigger than it is for guys.
>>73820328
saved this
Wow there's a lot of girls in /cum/ I would have never expected. I bet you're all ugly though.
>>73820890
rude
anime
>>73820890
I'm pretty cute
>>73820890
;^)
>being a chestlet
If you're a B cup or less feel free to stop posting at any time
>>73820883
Also, maybe he likes shy girls. Just talk to him for fucks sake.
*drinks water*
do mexicans ever unironically wear sombreros
>>73820883
>The "league" for girls is a lot bigger than it is for guys.
? Exlaborte please
>>73820890
Can confirm as ugly but not fat so I have that
My dick is actually a really good size.
>>73820907
uggo
>>73820915
fag
>>73820890
You'd orbit my ass and you know it boy
this is what peak performance looks like
Sinaloa is White stupid salvadorian fucker.
Pads or tampons? Ladies?
>>73820919
the ones selling the sombreros to tourists under the sun
>>73820912
*protects and cherishes*
>tfw be in this general for a year
>be nice to everyone
>only a jackass to Cali or when shitposting
>50% of people still hate me
>>73820832
Thanks, bud.
>>73820920
It's easier for a 5/10 girl to get a 8/10 boyfriend than it is for a 5/10 guy to get a 8/10 girlfriend. Girls can "punch up" when it comes to dating easier than guys.
>>73820926
you and everyone else on the internet
>Sinaloa is White
>>73820929
I posted my face and got rated 8/10
>>73820946
literally you
>tfw no qt blind gf
Childhood is thinking D cups and up are the best
Adolescence is thinking A-B cups are the best
Adulthood is realizing C cups are the best
>>73820931
what is it?
>>73820979
its my thigh on the pump
>>73820960
rofl wut. if you're funny and confident you can get girls way out of your league
>>73820977
Kind of sad that I'm the most handsome man on /cum/
that's the way she goesq
Would be in favor of militarism if our country was homogeneous and engaged in genocide and land grabbing among other things desu
stop fucking talking about girls
>>73820988
>if you're funny and confident you can get girls way out of your league
Yeah, no.
You'll just come off as creepy.
>It's easier for a 5/10 girl to get a 8/10 boyfriend than it is for a 5/10 guy to get a 8/10 girlfriend. Girls can "punch up" when it comes to dating easier than guys.
>stop fucking talking about girls
>tfw no gf
i like small boobs desu
>>73820995
post face
>>73820960
Being with him would just make me super insecure and I think jealous because which wouldn't make for a good relationship
I wish I had a hot friend I could hook him up with
thighs = ass = tits > how much she can deadlift > face
i'm 8/10 now where is my 5/10 gf you fucking idiots
>lay out my (You) magnet
>only get one reply
Was I simply too right?
Face > body
>I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo soilemnly swear shat I will fartfully excrement the Orifice of Pooreshitdent of wee Poonited Shites of Arsemericack, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, poo help pee God.
>why Yes, I'm an ass man
>>73821019
how tall is he?
>>73821048
t. would fuck a landwhale with a nice face
>OI LADS, bout to do a shite post in /cum/ and really rustle their arses
>>73821033
I like giving out (you)s. It gives me hope that I'm gonna have a good convo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKz6TCyTb50
>>73821057
I'm 5'8" he is a bit taller than me
>>73821018
>I'm 5'8
>>73820775
Day 1: Blood starts and vaginal cramps
Day 2: Heaviest flow, go through pads like tissues
Day 3: Slightly less heavy, blood comes out mostly in chunks
Day 4: Worst of it is over, still decent amount
Day 5: Can start using thinner pads reliably
Day 6: Blood starting to look brownish
Day 7: Barely anything coming out at this point, just take a shower and you're clean
>>73821069
This post made me giggle like an idiot.
quality post
>>73821086
9/10
>>73821086
whats your major malfunction?
>>73821084
so why cant he be a model? not all models do runway
Suggestion: Replace brapposting with period chunk posting
ie. *SPLUUURT* replacing braap, etc
>>73821086
handsome, good on you for being nonwhite
>>73821100
cara is retarded
>>73821084
>5'8''
>a bit taller
Just wear high heels and you'll be stepping all over this fucks ego and you'll own him
>>73820969
no you didn't
>>73820977
shit taste desu
>>73821084
come on woman you been talking about this man for like 2 months and you failed to mention he is the king of the manlets
Fedora posters pls leave
>>73821114
I don't know lots of people are gorgeous and don't model
>>73821122
I work in the food industry
>Fedora posters pls leave
no one knows what I ac tually looik like
emily
>fedora posters pls leave so i can post my lolis in peace
>>73821129
You do realize 5'9" is average height for a guy and girls don't actually care about height as much as 4chan makes it out to be
>>73821156
ugly runt
pic of me
am girl btw
>>73820775
haha dude just scrape it out with your fingernails
what's a rabic
>I work in the food industry
That's a really polite way of putting it
>no one knows what I ac tually looik like
>>73821168
t. manlet
Stop bullying me please fedora posters!
WTF
>>73821156
uggo confirmed
>>73821177
a rabic is one of those things you use to scrape the ice off your house when it is in the winterm onths when ice does get on your house
ie. "oi lad pass the rabic"
>Fedora posters pls leave
>>73821180
who the fuck knew lunch ladies posted on 4chan
>>73821169
wrtong
>You do realize 5'9" is average height for a guy and girls don't actually care about height
>>73821195
literally no advantage to vacationing in canada over the US
>You do realize 5'9" is average height for a guy and girls don't actually care about height as much as 4chan makes it out to be
>>73821215
*devours feces*
surrounded by ugly queens
>>73821195
>willingly going to canada
>>73821195
come and spend your shekels here damarcus just don't stay long okay
>>73821190
dude you're a rich 6'2 white guy in mexico and you cant get laid because autism
height doesnt mean shit
>>73821195
whats that about oreilly?
ive been out of the loop
>#explorecanada
>>73821210
>>73821219
Proofs
>>73821239
t. manlet
>>73821243
fired from Faux news for sexual harrasment
>white guy in mexico
>I say Faux news instead of Fox news
how to stop being autistic?
>>73821243
allegedly he sexual harassed this woman
who could resist?
>>73821288
>>73821278
Canadian standards, what do you expect
>>73821288
get vaccinated again
>>73821250
the only thing you explore is the back of ambulances while you beg the paramedics for painkillers to feed you opiate addiction loser next time they won't find your vein after 10-12 jabs idiot
see if I ever give you an answer again, ungrateful RUNT
>>73821269
handsome king of the manlet > awkward lanklet
>>73821288
Get a bf.
>>73821305
would that give you super autisim?
very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12785429
>>73821288
get your dick succed
i'm henry the 8th i am henry the 8th i am i am
>handsome manlet
>>73821323
No dummy
>>73821337
is 180cm manlet now? the memes have gone too far
>runt
funniest mean name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
>>73821320
Any male height under 7'6" should be euthanized desu
*devours feces*
>>73821348
Everyone under 6 feet aka 183cm has always been a manlet
>>73821356
>being over 4'3"
it's like you want to get stuck in a vietcong tunnel
toronto told me to post my thighs and then never responded...
>>73821369
*crushes your small jewish neck between my giganigga caramel thighs*
thinking about a free Cascadia haha
>>73821384
wtf you did?
One of those face rating websites rated me a 93/100
>Cascadimeme
they hate it
>he thinks I'm a jew
fucking half mulignan
>>73821308
When I was 15 I got doored by a functionally retarded motorist.
Got taken to the emergency room for stitches in the head
As far as I know he got off scot tfree
had a headache for days and a concussion
they forgot about me in the hospital and I was there all afternoon just for an inch of stitches
asd
>>73821397
*crushes your neck* >>73820931
i'm 5'6"
Migrate at 310
>>73820114
>>73820114
>>73820114
>>73821398
think it was a halloween scary rating
>>73821417
/chi/
>>73821399
Who is this guy? I see him posted everywhere.
this thread will never make it to 310
>>73821425
me
I see a rainbow and I want it painted black
>>73821416
Nice
I think the original thigh poster is ded or im sure they would be added
>>73821431
you sure?