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anime

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Dr Pavel, I'm far away

>5'7
>120 lbs
>visibly skinnyfat
>decently attractive face marred by acne
>poor social skills
>novice in unarmed skill

Post your character sheet.

All the normoids on Facebook are sharing a video of a train with army tanks on it saying "oh no" and "so this is what making America great again looks like"

Absolutely suffering

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gf has a negative canthal tilt

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>don't use facts and data use the writings of a dyke

Ah yes, so these are the calibre of students american universities are churning out

>>73819453
>6'3
>168 lbs
>pretty skinny
>my face is ok I suppose
>better than poor
>I can throw a decent punch

meh

>6'3
>skinnyfat/near ottermode body
>7/10 face
>shitty social skills masked by a deep charming strongly accented voice

>just uploaded a vid of me wanking in uni's jacks at an image of the so-called "village bicycle"
feeling peng a.f. really.

>>73819518
>visibly asian

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I heard the call

proper choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIqNjC1RKU

>>73819560
asian?

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>too late to apologize
>never too late to stalkerize
I'll show that bish not to mess with the Gary Monkfish.

>People always stressed about Uni
>teachers/profs and other students always made a huge deal about it
>the just slacked my way though and came out with a decent average
Also STEM is a joke too in undergrad, all these classes are piss easy if you have a basic grasp of what you're doing. The only ones who had a genuinely hard time were women and utter spaztics who could barely function outside their mums womb without an anxiety attack every day

>>73819633
t. business major

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it is time

>6'3
>slim/skinny build
>clear, soft skin
>defined jawline, ok cheekbones
>blue eyes
>one DOUBLE eyelid and one TRIPLE eyelid

literally makes my eyes look unlevel in certain angles for fuck sake lads seriously considering dropping £3000 on the surgery

>>73819649
No but (((business))) is such a joke program, same with sports science
Literally all niggers and pakis

how do SJW's feel about languages that have genders, like french for example

that must throw a spanner in the ol'cogs for them huh

>>73819518
Are Irish unis any different?

>>73819656
>>73819552
>>73819531
>lanklets

Do you guys have positive or negative canthal tilts?

>>73819453
5'10
149lbs
somewhere between lean and skinnyfat
think i have a nice face, strong jawline, some acne, blue eyes
terrible social skills, depression, KHV
never been in a fight but i used to be good at sport and i'm pretty resilient

>>73819668
Whatever they think is completely irrelevant
Their puppet masters probably don't care as much about Italians

>>73819453
5'11
165lbs
very low body fat, high muscle
decent looking
better social skills
expert (arguably master) in unarmed skill

All the women were flirting their arses off for me today. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and thought "Why, you handsome devil; you have matured into quite the ladykiller"

>>73819675
Although humanities is a indeed joke throughout the world, my impression is that it's the most levelheaded in England.

>>73819692
literally my exact stats
painfully average

I have the autism voice

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1492652466371.webm

the 'stress

>>73819722
>my impression is that it's the most levelheaded in England
And that has what exactly to do with Ireland?

>>73819655
Good lad

>>73819733
no boner killer like a bong accent

>>73819531

>>73819738
they're basically the same thing

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>>73818941
>>73818994
>>73819046
>>73819065
I like feminine looking men though, especially since the truly cute looking white ones are basically unicorns.

Humanities is only bad when it becomes too political
I didn't mind my lefty profs that kept things in perspective and made clear what their personal opinions were VS those of others
I also noticed more "right" or at least centrist profs than I would have expected

>tfw virgin aura

>>73819765
Yeah but they both get really mad when you point that out ;-)

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>tfw excellent jawline with high defined cheekbones and defined mouthline
>like a young john travolta facial structure
>very weak chin thats too small for my jaw
>horrible side profile, square jawline is broken by recessed and jutting chin

tfw

english accent is alright but terrible for porn

>>73819733
would do anything a british woman told me to tbqh

>>73819773
everything is political you vagina
life is about digging your heels in and slaughtering everyone with different views than you

>>73819753
wrong

>>73819518
yeah that certainly couldn't have just been typed up in Word

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>tfw virgin slouch

>Mummy May
>Big Dave

what would we have called Brown, Blair, Major and Thatcher if /brit/ was around when they were Prime Ministers?

>tfw penis has the virgin smell

i fucked this girl 6 times but she says she has a list that says we fucked 12 times

wtf

>>73819778
>>73819781
>>73819782
>>73819783
>>73819791
>>73819793
Whoa, snap!

>>73819793
Plus keeping "allies" that will be subservient and never question you.

>>73819682
Had to Google what the hell that was

Very slightly negative?

>>73819822
fuck off bong
this is new america now

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>>73819822
REAL
YANK
HOURS

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>>73819822
Real Yank hours nigga, ride or die

used the ol' 'omemade 'eshlight

needs work if i'm honest

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>anti-anglo propaganda
woah wtf Japan?! i thought we were friends

male feminists are basically thralls at this point

yanks run this town

>>73819828
Very sorry to hear that lad

have neutral tilt but have such hooded eyes that they look negative 2bh

>>73819753
FOYbender

/int/ Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2017 23:58:56 No.73145932 ViewReport
>>73145044
what do you do on a normal weekend without drinking?
need to stop drinking but I dont know what else to do

/int/ Anonymous Sun 16 Apr 2017 20:15:38 No.73678722 ViewReport
got absolutely fucked on weed and molly lastnight


Hahahaha sure lasted long sober

FOY
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>>73819830
*Shart-spangled Banner.starts playing*

>>73819878
paddy cunt

Just did in a packet of each flavour of Monster Munch

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SMASH DAT MF SHART BUTTON IF U UP

>>73819753
Would like an English gf but a posh girl talking dirty does seem weird and wrong somehow. Estuary and other low-class accents are just grim all around.

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>>73819906

why cant bongs say R

>>73819682
literally struggling to work out which ones I have

>>73819820
*takes off my mask which is an exact replica of your face*
nothin personal son

>>73819941
Negative

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>>73819753
absolute shit taste

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>>73819682
which one is better?

>>73819866
I actually got out of bed and turned on the light and looked in the mirror to check, difficult to tell if neutral or very slightly negative

why can't yanks say any word above three syllables?

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>ruin /cum/ by being retarded yanks
>migrate to /brit/
>ruin /brit/ by being retarded yanks

>>73819924
I can but I'm scottish

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looking at soviet propaganda for shits and giggles and ran across this

:3

>>73819954
nah seem positive to me

cant really tell though I'd guess neutral if not slightly positive

if your canthal tilt is positive you might as well just hop on the estrogen now

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>I'm scottish

>>73819722
>humanities is a indeed joke throughout the world
wrong

>>73819977
perfidious, as in albion

>>73819982
wish mummy may would crush my bollocks

>>73820004
Kek

>>73820009
positive is far better than negative for men

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>everything is political you vagina
>life is about digging your heels in and slaughtering everyone with different views than you

>>73819977
ummmmmm no sweaty what about A ME RI CA WOOOOO USA USA USA!!!!

>>73820007
>positive
Grim

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>>73819982
CRUSH THE INSECTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zd8XWctW6Q

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>>73820009

>>73819888
*star-spangled banner sharts playing*

>>73819724
feels bad man
>>73819816
*sniffs it*
pungent

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FOY

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>>73819802

>>73820051
*star-sharted banner starts playing*

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>>73820009
positive/neutral is good
negative is universally ugly

can someone explain this bullshit to me

I swear this yank has triggered half the thread what is this cathal bullshit?

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fucking STATE of tories

positive
thank you finngol genes

>>73820099
delete

>>73820035
sure thing pozzyboi

anyone remember the cuckio meme

*shart-sharted sharter sharts sharting*

do NOT reply to it

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

Hot British women are hotter than hot women found elsewhere desu

>>73820156
what's your canthal tilt

how can i tell what my canthal tilt is?

>>73820112
The way your eyes are tilted massively affects how attractive you look.

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>>73820157
>being interested in 3d women

>>73820166
What the fuck is a canthal tilt

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Was /Based Dave/ too good for the UK?

>>73820174
a protractor, idiot

>>73820181
just ignore it
/fit/ autism i'd imagine
how are you?

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>>73820157
france are pretty respectable contenders

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>>73820180
Better to be interested in 3d than children

>>73820202
Doing alri
Had a few epic fails but shall hopefully offset them with some epic wins tonight

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>negative canthal tilt looks ba-

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>>73820112
the tilt of your eye
negative looks ugly but is more common in men
see >>73820104

makes you look like a beta sad pup
Neutral is most common for men and is basically where your eyes are aligned and looks normal

this guy has a positive tilt, not an extreme one but this is generally rarer in men and very attractive.

for women a positive tilt is more common and again a sign of attractiveness, desu I think its one reason for the lasting popularity of Asian women in the west.

on xanax

sipping an arizona green tea

listening to vaporwave

working on spreadsheets

p comfy even though i'm technically working haha x

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Me in the Wojak

are boxing gyms bro tier?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0s3qwFPc0

>>73820256
most reddit post i've seen in a while

>>73820239
he's unconventionally attractive but normally it does not look good

most likely if you have a negative tilt you are an uggo

>>73820256
xanax is awful

>>73820264
bit gay

>>73820267
jealous

>>73820245
where does the tilt start from?

where does it end?

would make a good gopnik if i shaved and started wearing adidas tracksuits

>5'6
>like 60kg
>muscular but gyno
>not sure how i look. some days I think I look alright, somedays I wonder how a creature as ugly as I could possibly have been conceived
>ok social skills but I'm shy when I first meet people and that can negatively effect my social life sometimes
>adept in agility/climbing
would you want to be me?

self diagnosed for depression
on spirits for it now

>>73820327
I think I would class you as some agile gnome class

Gnome acrobat?

would make a good robotnik if i gained some weight and grew a mustache

bear in mind you're ugly, attractive or average
obsessing over particular features is a literal guarantee of autism in males

>>73820321
one corner of the eye to the other
desu if you have a neutral tilt (which most men do) you're fine and don't need to stress.

this canthal tilt thing is a myth
looking down makes it positive, looking up makes it negative
every image corroborates this

best stats in thread

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>brit/pol/ mentioned on the Beeb
woah...

>>73820333
good lad

>>73820245
just found out I have a positive tilt, maybe that's why slags love my eyes

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Wtf I hate the alt right now

cgf really likes my eyes

>>73820333
only thing that works

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vintage image of paul joseph watson

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>tfw you will never find a boyfriend free girl your age
so the love quest continues for me

>>73820327
>5'6
Legal dwarf. You should claim bennies for your disability. Get yourself a free car.

But wew that is pretty short.

>>73820256
*vapour

>>73820327
would kill myself being 5'6 in a white majority country

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>>73820391
Guess it can't be helped, we are all going to become our own gf.

>>73820385
The Commonwealth Games Foundation?

>tfw you will never find a boyfriend

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the midnight snack

Who here has bad facial symmetry? Both my parents are fine, but I came out genetically damaged somehow.

>>73820372
>all generic tories
alt-right is a titanic meme anyways
right wing parties being elected must be due to some massive conspiracy and not because the left is completely and utterly incompetent and this sort of political handover happens every few election cycles

*inhales vapour*

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ate too much
drank too much
in pain
need to stop eating so much

>>73820354
yeah they're neutral if not very finely positive

fuck sake lol was meant to sleep at like 2am but been autismoing it over this shitty tilt business lol..

Would love to replace the American accent with the British accent.

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>>73820391
>>73820411

I know a guy who's like 5' with a huge weird looking head yet he has kids and his wife is a 7/10. He isn't even rich or charming or anything like that.

>>73820442
>if not very finely positive
you're probably seeing things, either way such a minor tilt either way is not noticeable
it needs to be more dramatic like this >>73820104

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>Tutor is one of those cunts who drops your essay from a first for any small thing

>>73820333
Try actual diagnosis for major depressive disorder. Then the real fun starts. Nothing like being neurochemically incapable of happiness.

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>>73820435
you got those sharp pains in the arteries? iktf bro

>>73820482
nah, just stomach pain

>>73820481
>neurochemically incapable

oh no

oh no--yes

ah yes, the CHEMICAL DEPRESSION MYTH

>>73820463
oh shit that man is ugly.

wew.

i see the rng gods let me off with this cathal business

cheers for your help boss

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>>73820391
>coming up ten years of Chris-chan
TIME HURRIES ON
AND THE LEAVES THAT ARE GREEN TURN TO BROWN

>>73820494
everything is chemicals bro
molecules made me type this which is just small lights being interpreted as an image

>tfw i have a positive canthal tilt
Well that's improved my day

>>73820481
being diagnosed is literally telling a doctor you're very sad and depressed, might be able to figure that one out yourself

>>73820526
sincerely hope you enjoy typing your next reply without hangs congo brute

>>73820392
>legal dwarf
except that's not true though is it

>>73820410
it's not something I think about very often

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>>73820391
>finding a boyfriend free girl when you can become one

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>>73820459
I have a m8 who's 27, been working the same dead end job for years (the first job he ever had and he still sucks at it) and has no plans to move on or up, painfully autistic, not actual autism but a titanic sissy with regular anxiety attacks, refuses to ever try anything new, looks like a Jewish caricature even though he isn't Jewish. skinnyfat manlet, has been working on a sociology degree for 7 years. knows nothing about anything besides videogames, entire life is games, plays LoL for hours every day, eats super unhealthy, is not active at all. lives with his parents and never plans on leaving.
no understanding of social cues, most people can't stand him. Generally utterly incapable of functioning on his own, Once he called me over to his house to chill while his parents were gone and ended up crying because apparently he hadn't eaten in 2 days since he couldn't even throw together a bit of deli meat into a sandwich or make some soup/pasta or anything basic.

basically a turbo manchild
but
he has a gf who while chubby and Asian is nice and takes care of him, stable long-term relationship, I can see them getting married.
he lives in the basement apartment of his parents house which is basically a proper house unto itself and locked off from his parents section meaning its private when necessary.
parents are loving, wealthy and supportive, basically a free ride until they die and he inherits.
Parents bought him a nice car (BMW).
very low costs of living means he has loads of luxuries, all the latest games/a top tier computer + every console.
big anime fan, has TONS of anime, manga, and memorabilia for everything.
working a part time job means he also has tons of free time to enjoy them all.
free time also means he goes to every convention and other similar shit.
together him and his gf both work part time (the same days more or less) and bring in enough money for pretty solid savings.

has he made it?

>>73820530
unironically how i feel rn lol

dark out
irish weather
moon is out though
hopefully it'll light up a bit

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>except that's not true though is it

>>73820560
if he's happy, yes

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>>73820566
Here's to being handsome

do people have asymmetrical faces from birth or do they develop them through stress and trauma?

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>>73820566
now what about your eyebrows?

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>>73820560
>m8

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krauts had bants

>>73820530
>>73820566
mongol genes

strongly dislike leafs and dislike them more and more with every post

>>73820633
same. only they would unironically reply to a tripcunt

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>>73820616
>germany had a cuck fetish all that time ago
>they thought yanks were white

DOOOOOO I AM MONGOL WITH MY EYE TILT
DOOOO TIME TO INVADE CHINA ON HORSES WITH BOWS AND ARROW DOOOOOOOOOO

i have positive canthal tilt but still no gf

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>>73820602
10/10 jpeg choice

>>73820613
need a bit of work on them, thinking about applying some castor oil onto them to make them thicker

what even is a good eyebrow?

>>73820661
>Hitler lived with his half-niece, Geli Raubal, in an apartment at Prinzregentenplatz 16 in Munich from 1929 until her death.
hitler was a textbook cuck mate

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>>73820650
FOY

why do people make such a big deal about online death threats?

by virtue of you still being alive, that means that 100% of those threats were fake

just realised ive got a negative tilt

this must be why im a kissless virgin, I never had a chance

going to kill that brit

>>73820560
he'd be completely fucked if his gf ever left him and his parents fell into financial catastrophe

at the very least you want to be able to perform basic tasks so you can survive if need be

73820700
put your trip back on, sad attention whore

>>73820708
because people will give them attention if they do and they will get their dopamine

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>>73820727

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>>73820677
just posted some mate
men should have thick/dark eyebrows (not fuzzy caterpillars though) that are either straight across or angled down towards the nose.

>>73820708

Being sent death threats isnt a happy experience lad.

>>73820726
maybe
they met online and idk how they ever managed to get together considering how much of a sperg he is
I think she's just a naturally caring woman.
bit envious of that really

>>73820410
my dad is 5'6"

>>73820744
he looks pretty ugly there

Was thinking about joining the army but I'd probably die

LOL

Doing a poo
Having a wank

Having a wank
Doing a poo

Thinking of you
While I have a wank

Poo poo poo
Fuck off Yank

>>73820327
why are manlets always good climbers?

>>73820790
can't join even if i wanted to because i take ssris

LOL

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>>73820763
I'm coming over there to kill you rn

>>73820788
very bad opinion

feel like i'm alone in that i value women solely for their looks

>>73820790
lol yeah
so how are you doing lad

>>73820763
but we can't criminalise bad manners

>>73820811
im not saying hes ugly because hes not

just there he looks ugly

>>73820823

>Death threats
>Bad manners

alri brainlet

>>73820807

*kills u*

>>73820823
we should
people who cant queue for example should be castrated

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literal angel

>>73820817

Good thanks, buddy

>>73820836
threatening to kill someone =/= killing somoene
don't embarrass yourself further

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>I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo solemnly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericack, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.

just took some selfies

turns out I'm ugly unless I'm viewed from my right side

>>73820849
what r you doing rn

>>73820857
being a big deal =/= being criminalised
don't embarrass yourself further

>>73820857

i have a feeling you're being intentionally retarded. Shan't discuss this further

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the goal

going to bed

>>73820872
>tfw not a negative canthal tilt but bloody close

>>73820867
>not "soilemly swear"

>>73820874

Just chilling x wbu

>>73820879
yes, death threats are punishable by law
whats with the retards on tonight?

>>73820879
probably for the best, lad

actually

I think I look like a fat and young jonathan banks

>>73820910
writing an article for a website

the issue with online death threats is they are significantly less serious than ones in real life and can easily be faked (and have been in the past)

>>73820953
i will kill you

>>73820932
If you want to criminalise them you're a fucking retard. Sure they aren't simply bad manners but there is absolutely no reason they should be illegal either.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw

>>73820981
sending this one to the gendarmerie

>>73820867
I made some edits

>I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo soilemnly swear shat I will fartfully excrement the Orifice of Pooreshitdent of wee Poonited Shites of Arsemericack, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, poo help pee God.

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>>73820992
quite like primus

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>quite like primus

>>73820984
>If you want to criminalise them
don't recall saying that, I just highlighted that it's the current situation

If you're not even going to read what I write then don't waste my time responding

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>>quite like primus

>>73821044
>>73821056
me too lads
was BIG fan of them as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA

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>>73821056
*shoots off your hat*

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on holiday in the americas, lads.
Off to canada on monday.

if you could take the autism away, would you do it?

>>73821098
where to

gonna vote for labour so that when the tories fuck everything up I can smugly sit here and laugh

flaw in plan: if corbyn wins and fucks everything up I'll feel guilty

>>73821108
vote for the lib dems

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Other than lead, what goes through the mind of an Antifa when a man screaming Allahu Akbar and Death to Whites shoots you and 3 other white people.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39636104

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>>73821108
>if corbyn wins

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>>73821118
no point

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>>73821108

>if

>>73821105
montreal

me arse hurts from sitting in this chair

need to get a new chair

>>73821105
Toronto
A friend from uni lives there.

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>>73821133
>Trusting polls

>>73821134

O L D H A M

Meet me outside IKEA and ill heem you

>>73821160
I don't trust polls though

>>73821164
>ashton ika
I'd probably get mugged on the way there

Gonna decide who I'm voting for when I'm standing in front of the ballot

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>>73821160
It's Shy Tory Syndrome for a reason. The polls are always quietly in the rights favour because the left has control of the media making people afraid to say they will vote Tory or UKIP. Expect to see a bigger landslide than the polls suggest.

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https://www.xvideos.com/video23035/fisting_her_hairy_pussy

thailad what was your degree in

>polls are going to say that corbyn will lose

hmm
I wonder....

>>73821225
he got a first in noncing

>>73821225
Information Communication Technology

>>73821237
please have a dick

>>73821265
ah yes, the manchild degree

>>73821265
ICT lmao have you tried turning on and off again pls mister

the wrong side won wwii

>>73821298
hitler was a fucking idiot and arguably made things worse for the white race

Never met a shy corbyn supporter

>>73821275
>>73821279
If it weren't for the degree itself it would have been a huge waste of time, no arguments here.

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>>73821316

>>73821304
says you
Fascism was a symptom of the times and served its purpose in stopping further westward expansion of Communism.

imagine if the entire continent had fallen to Communism? always remember things could be far worse.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492641917115.webm

>>73821332
not an argument

*goes for you with an assault brillo*

>>73821298
nah

>>73821359
shant until someone else has commented on it

>>73821357
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

>>73821392
hat hat hat hat

>>73821392
Curious to how these things manifest themselves in practice though.

>>73821304
only because he lost to zog america and britain and soviet union

things would've been better now if he won

Yankposting is the application of autistic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid

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>>73821392
sounds crap

>>73821392
>this pasta

Can't believe I wasted 4 virtual hats on a copypasta

Business idea: open hat shop

NEW

>>73816623
>>73816623
>>73816623
>>73816623
>>73816623

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>he's never seen the RNH aesthetic fascist theory pasta

>>73821504
>331 replies
urm

>>73821509
>aesthetic fascist theory

It's not theory it's the fucking definition

>>73821392
christ step outside and get a dose of reality for a minute

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>Business idea: open hat shop

thailad do you dabble in other parts of 4chan or just brit?

*asks /brit/ a question that I could just google*

>>73821548
>do you dabble in other parts of 4chan
Yeah

>>73821509
>theory
literally the history of the entire idea
this yank just got massively triggered by it ages ago

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woah...

dubs decides who i vote for

>>73821575
lib dems

did you think you were clever when you replied to my post?

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>>73821575
Monster Raving Loony

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>>73821588
THAILAD!!!!!!

>>73821588
ooh