Yanks! Tell me about Miami and its inhabitants.

>>73819236
Many Miami residents are descended from the Cuban upper class that fucked off when the revolution happened

Cubans and more Cubans.
hote ladies

take an aussie city and swap the chinks and lebs with spics

>>73819236
gusANOs and retirees with the occasional swamp person in the north

>>73819236
Drugs and famous people. That's all I got.

Puerto Ricans and Cubans.

>>73819236
Cubans
Cocaine
Alligators
99% humidity
A E S T H E T I C

Just watch Miami VICE and Scarface

>>73819236
Fake tits and beer guts

Here I am in the place where I come let go
Miami the bass and the sunset low
Everyday like a mardi gras, everybody party all day
No work all play, okay
So we sip a little something, lay to rest the spill
Me an Charlie at the bar runnin' up a high bill
Nothin' less than ill, when we dress to kill
Every time the ladies pass, they be like "hi Will"
Can y'all feel me, all ages and races
Real sweet faces
Every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican
Black, White, Cuban, and Asian
I only came for two days of playing
But every time I come I always wind up stayin'
This the type of town I could spend a few days in
Miami the city that keeps the roof blazin'

Are all the women in there 10/10s?

Do you need a perfect body so you can get some girls or go to the beach?

>>73819236
https://youtu.be/sJVQJ4-n_cA
I went there and almost didn't even need to speak english.

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Gusanos

Tell me, what do Miamians value most in life?

>>73819236
Terrible fucking city, steer clear. Crime, minorities, shit weather, shit wildliife, it is a FUCKING HELLHOLE. THE ENTIRE 'FLORIDA IS LE CRIME STATE' COMES FRROM THAT ONE FUCKING CITY I EANT TO NUKE IT OFF THE MAP AAAHHHHHHH

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>>73821565
>"le crime state"
This just isn't true. Florida is not leading in any type of crime, except for fraud, I believe. The only reason fraud is so prevalent is due to our huge senior population.

But apart from that you have cities like New Orleans, or Baltimore. Shitholes with terrible murder rates. For big cities, Florida isn't even doing that bad. It's not the safest, but it's no where near the "le crime state"

>minorities
at least it isn't part of the bible belt.

>shit weather and Shit wildlife
Why the fuck would you come here if you don't like tropical weather? Seriously. Who goes to warm regions and bitch about it being hot.

>It's a fucking Hellhole
It's not. It's not the best state, but not the worst.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/02/28/best-and-worst-states-us-news-world-report/98404886/

Florida gets ranked pretty frequently as just an average state. Look up best states to live. Florida is always in the middle along with california and the like.

So, unless you are from Mass. or some nice new england state, fuck off.

There is much worse places in the US.

>>73819236
Tons of maseratis and porsches.

>>73819236
Shithole filled with gusanos larping as latinos in the fakest enviroment possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4

>>73821455
Floridian here
>gym
>music
>looking good in general
Its for this reason there's more plastic surgery in Miami than the rest of the state

>>73822837
>Floridian
>DIAN
CHI

>>73822888
>mexicanos en Florida
Soy colombiano

>>73820317

PLS RESPOND

>>73822912
>Only mexicans are chi
CHI

>>73820317
Depends on your standards. If you're used to average looking girls with no curves then yes you will find many many prime breeding 10/10s but be prepared for the competition. If you look dyel you're not picking up anyone, of course nothing is stopping you from going to the beach to play soccer or volleyball

>>73822912
You are an inmigrant larping as a local but going muh heritage as well, you are as CHI as it gets m9

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>>73823027
>eres un immigrante
>nací en america

>>73823027
>>73822837
>Floridian here
>>73822912
>Soy colombiano
Are you slow or something? Con respeto ah

>>73819236
There are 100 radio stations all of them in Spanish except for one rap station
Everything worth more than a nickel is locked up, barred windows are everywhere. The buildings are all made of concrete unlike the rest of the US due to the yearly barrage of hurricanes that make landfall there every year. Miami Beach is the cool area to go but isn't really a part of Miami proper as you have to cross a bridge to get onto a small island.
The real Miami is awful and looks like a shit hole found in Latin America save for a few tall corporate buildings. Florida keys are bretty nice though if you want to take a scenic drive somewhere. Can't think of much else at the moment

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>>73823103
>what is dual citizenship

>>73822691
Fair, but the Floridian public education system is still God awful

>>73823130
Had it with you CHI

>>73823148
Go look for a Canada thread and leaf then

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>>73823143
I was surprised to find out, that we rank 4th in best high schools.

https://www.usnews.com/education/best-high-schools/articles/how-states-compare

Now, in terms of total pre-12K we do pretty bad.
But we have the #1 higher education ranking in the country.

>>73823130
chicano jkaskakkskaksajakaks

>>73819236
Post more women like that

>>73823119
Who commits the crimes?