/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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Stop normalizing weeabooism

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>Cara
Gross

*says hello to your gf*

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God Save the Queen

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I FUCKING HATE TAYLOR, CARA, AND ANZU POSTERS

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if you arent a british citizen as well, you arent really canadian

>>73818198

but there is only one caraposter anon.

Do you hate me?

>>73818188
The queen is a antiquated old bitch

Anglophones aren't real Canadians.

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>>73818223
I HATE YOU THE THIRD MOST

>>73818229
arrogant student/ paki detected

I like boy butts

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tfw 6th generation English-Canadian

>>73818180
showing underwear
fucking sloot

>>73818176
>The show practically revolves around her
Reminds me of Haiyore! Nyaruko-san in that regard

prolly will start it tonight

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>>73818295
All her major highlights are on that /wsg/ thread

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>>73818216
I still like being American tho

>>73818277
are you actually handsome?

>>73818216
I'm jealous

I want to be a British citizen

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>>73818290
It was an accident

>>73818352
>>73818357
I can also get a mick passport for that sweet sweet EU freedom of movement when mummy pay pulls the plug on that.

>>73818357
cuck

>>73818353
No
I have a cleft palate and an almsost nonexistent lower jaw
Also psoriasis on my scalp

>>73818313
So I can get the whole experience with just one thread?
The future is now

tfw no brown joooo asmr gf
https://youtu.be/OOkiD7noeV8

>>73818390
arnt you also 4'7?

>>73818390
superior anglo genes, is your dad a leper as well?

failed my calculus test

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>>73818180
why fight anon

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Thoughts?

>>73818403
4'3

>>73818405
never met him

>>73818415
she looks like a boy out of a dr seuss book next to swift

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Any other texfags here?

>>73818374
Can I get a dual citizenship with France if I serve in the Foreign Legion?

Tomorrow is April 20th, the birthdate of Adolf Hitler. Do you have your flyers/stickers/cards ready for mass distribution??

>>73818216
>if you arent a british citizen as well, you arent really canadian
#brexit.
Now UK is useless.

>>73818399
I prefer Finnish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh0pHvFsmng&t=59s

>>73818442
Yeah, I'm a Texan.

>>73818454
Im also a citizen of ireland mexibro
>>73818446
yes

>>73818454
>Now UK is useless.

t.mexico

Why is my dick getting bigger

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>>73818442
Texas is SMALL little state! Sad!

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>>73818432
>4'3
MAAAAAAAAAAAANLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

SOMEONE PLAY THE DWARF FLUTE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000000L;

>>73818477
brb goin to Fraaaance

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https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625

>>73818471
listening to my mother language does not sound as pleasing for some reason
maybe its the same for you

>>73818486
kys

>>73818498
you will get deployed to a warzone if you join the FFL

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AL CARREEEEEEEER

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>>73818422

Gonna join the FFL and shoot those with high melanin content in their skin.

>>73818514
>kys
you're underage too
HOLY SHIT FAMARANGBABADONGER

>>73818486
Shut the fuck up
I get beaten up all the time because of it. It's a birth defect and a side affect of childhood malnutrition

Also school children are usually the ones making fun of me, so that means you're on the same mental level as them

US citizenship > Canadian citizenship

>>73818407
Maybe you need to review Precalculus.

Haven't trimmed my moustache since november buds

>>73818506
Wonder when I added myself there
Ages

tfw too fucking retarded to remember the difference between affect and effect

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I hate research papers

I need to have a rough draft done by tmrw and I need to narrow down my topic/thesis, if I could do that everything else would be fine and I can get it done quick.

It's about jews in the roman empire, what should I narrow the topic/thesis down to? Something large enough where I can find sources but narrow enough so I'm not overwhelmed.

>>73818485
And whats in Alaska? Nothin' but frozen tundra and bears.

AFAIC, either you or Russia can have it.

>doing progressively worse on my tests
Hahaha

>>73818550
https://youtu.be/N-mTb1YRzBA
yes i was a school bully very high test

>>73818486
>dwarf flute

explain

>>73818574
post it
>>73818578
talk about how jews destroyed it from the inside

>>73818564
nah, im gonna fail this class and then never take another math again

>>73818391
Yep. You can save about 5 hours by browsing that thread

World peace can only be achieved if the Jews are killed.

>>73818596
>>73818591
finnish meme

My major is creative writing

>>73818578

Werent the romans the first ones to suffer from fixing prices?

Probably the jews were behind it

finished my "college" education today. don't know what to do now

>>73818627
i'm sorry for your parents

if my mom is a naturalized US citizen can i apply for citizenship through her?

>>73818575
Don't see anyone clinton county on there

>>73818508
minä rakastan sinua~
ngl I love Finnish, I just wish it was generally spoken with more modulation or liveliness

>>73818516
Yeah I know, I'm aware that the Legion is essentially cannon fodder

>>73818627
>>73818640
Agatha's parents are creative writing majors and they're rich jews
>>73818639
The world is your oyster lad :)
>>73818654
Clinton county isn't my real county

>>73818639
What's your worthless shit degree in?

>>73818599
>>73818637
I knew I wouldnt get any real advice here considering the subject matter but I would really appreciate ideas

>>73818641
She can sponsor you for a green card

Once you live here for 5 years, take the test, you'll be eligible for citizenship

>>73818639
get a job you fucking hippie

>>73818671
Economics

>>73818674
interesting, although i dont think i could ever live in the states for 5 years

>>73818671
It's a 3 year diploma
basically certifies me to be a jr sysadmin or tech support guy

>>73818639
Be a neet clearly

>>73818663
the southern accents are not that lively
but once you go north the language becomes really funny sounding and fluid
https://youtu.be/dfReKFBfu0A

>>73818672

We all thought the same shit as you did man, Jesus.

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>>73818672
gl :)
>>73818714
Then do that I suppose. Seems sorta comfy

>>73818591
excellent meme

>>73818734
the last one from more northen parts of finland

>>73818713
Yes because Canada is a world of a difference

>>73818672
t. jew

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_ _ _ _ _

>>73818765
it terms of how the countries are run and demographics, yes it is a literal world of difference and by that i mean the USA is third world

>jewish roman war

kek, sounds like a joke.

Every job I've ever had was a situation where the employer had no one else to fill the position

makes u think

When are we going to be enslaved by aliens?

>>73818802
What kind of jobs did you ever have?

>>73818639
fap

>>73818786
Same dude
She has a few places of residence though
>>73818802
isnt this true for everyone?

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>>73818766
Why do you call me a jew every time I post here?

>>73818800
the funnier part is that a Roman ban in circumcision helped spark it

>>73818811
why would a spacefaring race of aliens use humans as chattel

maybe if they linked our brains and forced us to compute things that would be neat

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>>73818130
>Anon, can I make a request?
>from now on, I will be in control of our finances, and I will be giving you a monthly allowance of $375. Spend it wisely
>What do you mean no, anon? Don't you love me?

>>73818822
If you do get the chance would you spill your spaghetti? What do you think the encounter would be like

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KLSbCtinXs

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two APV taken out today and a Saudi Blackhawk yesterday

of course the jewish media isn't reporting on it but i wanted /cum/ to know that ZOG is getting btfo in Yemen rn

>>73818853
I'd say fug it and try to get a kissu desu

>>73818817
manual labour
worked for my college
placement with a local government agency but they left the hiring so late only like 3 people applied for 6 positions

>>73818871
enjoy prison

Esau should have killed Jacob.

>>73818847
$375 is a pretty good price for an asian gf

>>73818847
i like the GBP system better

>>73818861
i wanna see a nimitz super carrier at the bottom of the persian golf!!! whose with me!!!

>>73818791
We are so diverse there's plenty of places in the US much like Canada

Alaska, Washington, Minnesota, Oregon, Maine, list goes on

I'm sure you could find somewhere to stay for 5 years

>>73818734
Seems louder and more bouncy
kinda reminds me of the Midwestern or Welsh accents tbqh

>>73818885
I wouldn't be locked up for long I imagine, if at all
Would be worth it

>>73818871
Act super autistic and slightly retarded, explain to her you've never gotten kissed by a girl and that you'd love to get a kiss from your favorite singer

100% success rate

just realized i have been pronouncing "brazzers" wrong

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Has anyone on /cum/ had all 4 wisdom teeth removed at once before?

appointment is tomorrow morning and i'm getting bretty nervous

>>73818928
yeah southerners are quite quiet

>>73818931
Long enough for you to never need to squeeze to poop again

Wish I had a dog, buds

>>73818859
ayyyy letterkenny

>>73818982
Swallow? Y/N

nier is really good game laddies

>>73818940
She's probably nice enough to let me do that desu

>>73818982
How hot was it 1-10?

>>73818952
yea its fine they pump you up with so much numbing shit you dont feel anything
only thing that sucks is the smell and taste of blood

>>73818900
those states you listed are pretty based but i really dont know if i could live in the states man

>>73818898
no, i want them flying the stars and bars

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Why is he so stupid

>>73819033
Because he's the kind of guy who's browse r9k if he wasn't rich.

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>>73819033
so easy

>>73819033
Elon needs to go MGTOW and just fuck some prostitutes with his pocket change

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>>73819063

>>73819024
not gonna happen bubs

>>73819069
The weak must fear the strong

>talking to a literal 18 year old leaf on 4chan about anything serious
Don't do it.

>>73818130
*goes into fisticuffs with you

>>73819070
He wouldnt even need prostitutes
Women throw themselves at him

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>>73818599
>post it
Niet.
But it's literally like Varg's in the pic, except a bit less thick. I just can't be arsed trimming it, but I'll have to in a month when I start working.

probably know more about Cisco IP telephony than anyone else in this thread

>>73819126
>He wouldnt even need prostitutes
yes he would, normal women would take pictures, poke holes in the condom, harvest his sperm, accuse him of rape etc.

risk/reward ratio is way too skewed, he needs to fuck professional and discrete escorts

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>Groom my hair for me anon?
What do?

my doggi kill my bby pet tree monitor

>>73819150
You know as much about being a neet as anyone here also

>>73819161
>dating a woman who doesn't shave her arms, legs, and pits
Don't do that.

white women are all snakes, watch out muskie boy

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>Queen's became a delusional retard since his lobotomy

>>73819161
i want to shave a girl's pussy

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>>73819150
Yea but how many of them have you actually set up?

>>73819176
You could say I'm a modern renaissance man

>>73819161
Remove dick, then hair
Hang it from my neck as a war prize

I'd say you were autistic

>>73819213
in labs: 3
in production: 0

Waxing > Shaving

>>73819233
checkmate atheist

i have no real conception of how a computer works

Waxing? Shaving?
what is this 4 BC?
It's the future, lads, we have lasers now

>>73819258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poQq7yT-jaE

>>73819244
This. Waxing actually removes hair. Shaving just trims it.

>not getting everything lasered

i can't grow facial hair

Not a single intelligent nor humorous post in this entire thread.

Literally changed my views on abortions just by reading it, I apologize to all your parents on your behalf.

>not being a hairy gorilla

Oyster Bay?
More like GOYster Bay!

>>73819033
>falling for the cohabitation meme
He deserves everything he gets

>>73819295
mediocrity, poor genes and unmanliness are perfectly acceptable these days

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>being againts abortion

>Queen's
Finally, an intelligent poster in /cum/

>>73819319
i am otherwise rather masculine with a good jawline

>its another "failing out of CS" episode

love these bi yearly specials

>>73819322
are you not christian?
cum is christian

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test

Someone please give me a job
literally give me any email address and I'll send my resume

>>73819340
how's the weather

>>73819334
CS only ever leads to unhappiness

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>tfw born too early to have a cybernetic body

>>73819341
[email protected]

>>73819345
bit foggy out

>>73819341
i have minimum wage hard labour in montreal for you, ill charge you rent and board if you sleep on the concrete floor in my basement and megabus out here

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>masculine
>cant grow facial hair

sure oyu are sweetie

The worst part is that I was only partly joking, I look at this entire thread and don't see anything intriguing and at the same time nothing is amusing about it

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Stop normalizing Islam

I want Taylor Swifts autograph

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>>73819302

I am though.

>>73819341
Post your portfolio

>>73819354
>>73819378

sent

A girl asked me what my name is today

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>>73819379
t. chinlet hahahahaa

>>73819379
pleas stop posting this ugly boy

>>73819398
A old lady grabbed my butt and put money in my pocket today

>>73819398
Hopefully you fed her misinformation to throw her off your trail

i am 6'3 with hair on my legs and chest, and broad shoulders

Since the day a canadian said you should spend at least 5% of your portfolio around a single asset i dont trust anything any of you say.

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>>73819413
>A old

>>73819437
Post IQ

>>73819413
did you say "thanks mom"

>>73819398
mmm, yess. I also get asked my name and address whenever I masturbate in public places.

>>73819452
>>73819444
delet these posts at once

if you get a lump sum how much of it should you invest if it's your only net worth

>>73819445
i have never taken an iq test but i know its high because im too smart to be successful

>>73819398
Did you introduce yourself

She sees you have nice genes

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>tfw too smart to be employed

>>73819467
Invest it all at a casino. May as well triple your money before you decided how you want to invest it.

probably the only person here who really knows how to use Linux

>povertykick
Shan't

>>73819468
Very good

>tfw no government based around lump sump taxes

All taxation is theft.

>>73819488
fortune | cowsay

probably the only fella here that knows how to make spaghetti

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>tfw to intelligent to be intelligent

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Why aren't you living the /fit/ lifestyle, /cum/? Jacking off is even better when it's on post-workout adrenaline.

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES
EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN'T SO GREAT

probably the only person here who knows how to subnet in their head

>>73819524
I'm too intelligent to lift

>>73818188
Not for long

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I bought this and have no shame.

>>73819524
masturbation is for the weak

Too intelligent to feed or walk my dog

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wish i was this guy

>>73819533
*sniffs your packets*
Better get your ACK together

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Would you let her exorcise your demons?

>>73819533
What's the default administrative distance for ospf

>>73819559
How old are you?

>>73819559
nice. sometimes i'm tempted to buy yugioh's legendary decks when i see it at target

>>73819559

I still have a bunch of my old pokemon cards

but my mom lost the binder I had with more

>>73819567
no you dont

>>73819576
No. Women frighten and confuse me

>>73819581
21.

>>73819568
simply epic
I'd tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it

>>73819579
110

>>73819585
I bought a booster pack for shits one time a couple months ago and pulled a hidden rare. Looked it up on eBay and it was netting $30, but I lost it

tfw adult and still weeaboo

>>73819602
very clever

>>73819628
not good

>>73819628
>adult
Let's not get carried away

>>73819595
Nothing wrong with it bud

If you enjoy it that's all that matters

>>73819628
>tfw adult
How old exactly?

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im all out of fruit

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good

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>tfw too intelligent to be a weeaboo

>>73819645
20
I don't feel good sometimes and my back hurts

>edm0n7on btfo last night
>Toronto losing now
>the caliphate of Canada

Hey /cum/, this post is addressed to American and Canadian posters.

I want to study a postgraduate course in Mathematical Fianances at an American or Canadian university, I cover all the language and academic requirements, but I'm very confused about the admission process. Is it different for every uni? Is it too hard to get accepted? Is the admission process run by a higher governing body or it's independent for every uni? Any tips?

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I really envy the americans

>>73819694
If you don't have a thesis outline don't even bother

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>>73819694

bump

>>73819694
It's different for every uni in the US, but I honestly have no idea how to apply if foreign

*listens to R.E.M.*

>>73819694
>Any tips?

stay in mexico

>>73818432
NEED a picture of you quick

>>73819693
lots of people root for American teams based on how many canadians are on the team, since all of our good players are sold off

guys, how length of your tall and inseam and shoes size?
my tall 174cm
inseam about 80cm
shoes 27.5cm

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>*listens to R.E.M.*

>>73819714
>thesis outline

I do, I already have all the academic requirements.

>>73819728
I didnt know you were in your mid 60's

>>73819741
Everything big

>>73819694
Go to uni and then graduate and then get a good job and then give me a job at the company you work for

>canadians in charge of winning hockey games

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>>73819735

>>73819746
What's your thesis

Doesn't Queen's have a degenerative brain disorder?
Can anyone confirm?

Hope the Habs win the cup but they're Canadian so they won't

>>73819780
I'll be dead within 5 years
better enjoy life while i tlasts

*unironically listens to harsh noise*

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is 8pm and im already sleepy

Blue Jays won!

>>73819780

the real queens had brain surgery after getting into a knife fight with a hells angels

the torontian queens has a brain disorder, definitely

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>Spanish memes tend to be pretty high quality, but English has the widest variety because it has the most.

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Might take the night off

>>73819694
Contact admissions at the Universities of your choice and they can help you.

>>73819758
*without dick

>>73819806

This is absolutely true, spanish memes are better than anglos, who coincidentally tend to be overly dominated by nigger ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZFCf2-5mDc
wath pls

>>73819794
HAHAHA
Imagine the shit luck you've got to have to be born like that. Honestly can't say I really believe you.

>>73819829
>not being thicc
Embarassing

>>73819788
i just want a final game to be hosted here, if that happens there could be a riot and those are fun

>>73819768

I got a degree in Economics and another one in Actuarial Sciences, so I did two thesis. The first one is about the derivatives market in Mexico, the other one is about Risk Theory.

>>73819837
no

>>73819835
After being in /lat/ I know you're either delusional or lying.

>>73819860

What? /lat/ doesnt use any memes.

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>>73819788
fuck the habs

>>73819847
>the other one is about Risk Theory
why would you write a thesis about a board game? Its pretty obvious just to go after Australia

>>73819796
https://youtu.be/y4iejM77tHQ

>>73819847
Not an argument

>>73819872

HEEMd

>>73819872
Fuck off, nerd

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>>73818277
Fourth generation on my mom's side.
17th century Acadian on my dad's side.

my ancestors were at Jamestown

>>73819913
Yea, in chains

My ancestors killed Turks in the Russo-Turkish Wars

I hold my breath when I pass near a person on the street because I don't want to know hoe they smell

you're not white

When I was like 13 there was a storage yard near some old railroad tracks that had a bunch of shit in it, and there was this septic truck that I vandalized with my friend. There was a box with motor oil and stuff in it, and we dumped it all out inside the truck, which was open. We broke both windows and cracked the windshield, and he put up these sad plastic garbage bags to cover it up. We came back a bunch of separate times and he put up these signs telling us that we'd pay for the oil spills if he caught us, that he was gonna break all our bones, etc. I feel kind of bad now but I still think it's funny that he never caught us and must still be furious to this day.

my ancestors were poor farmers and moved to Canada to be poor farmers

يا بشار

>>73819925
actually he was a minister

I AM A DIRECT DESCENDANT OF MOTHERFUCKING STEPHEN HOPKINS
EVERYONE IS AN IMMIGRANT WHEN COMPARED TO ME

>>73819937
I don't look at people when I pass them because I have a photographic memory and I don't want their ugly face haunting me for the rest of my life

My ancestors were KANGZ

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Where were you when puerto ricans BTFO disgusting anglo bitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

>>73819972
My ancestors were Pennsylvania colony farmers and some sorry Hessian who got captured by Washington

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>>73819896
NOPE

my ancestors were unironically Scottish kangz

I'm descended from a Grand Duke of Lithuania

we're going to need a wall

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/asylum-seekers-march-numbers-1.4075245

>>73819979
why did this video get a billion views?

>>73819979
Literally who?

I am LITERALLY .4% jewish and 23% Iberian Peninsula(gypsy) according to 23andme. I write down "two races or more" when I apply for jobs now.

>>73819979
no one cares about your faggy redditube popularity contest

>>73819996
They wouldn't let the Hessian go back?

>>73819913
That'd be cool if your sister gets blacked

>>73820033
>Iberian Peninsula
>Gypsy
Retard

>>73820061
dumb slav

>>73820038
Nah he decided to stay after the war ended and become a Lutheran minister since he was most likely shipped out to the colonies not exactly voluntarily. There's multiple stories of Hessian mercenaries being given leniency since a lot were practically indentured servants to various German lords.

>>73820061
What? spain is the country associated the most with gypsies after rumania

Get in
>>73820076
>>73820076
>>73820076

>Penissylvania
Lmao

I read one of those ancestries things about my last name. Unironically meant dog in gaelic. I think leaving was a good idea

>>73819741
180cm
85cm
28.5cm

my direct ancestry unironically traces directly to a woman who signed the declaration of independance

my ancestry is of confederates who left the US after the loss of the civil war and rode with quantrell and jesse james