A place of discussion for the Big Three of Europe and our shared cultures, relations and histories.
try not to bully!
Germans and French free to speak their own languages (but not too much pls)
Prout mdr
alri lads
bloody greeks. they invented gayness
>>73817366
Best invention in human history tbqh
>>73817396
very french post this
>>73817296
>Nazi instead of Prussian soldier.
Delete pls.
>>73817422
Come here you :)
>>73817396
this
>>73817422
'shee'
servus
>>73817442
are there Prussian spurdos?
Since hes not invited, can we bully Italy ?
>>73817442
this!
pls fix it
>>73817493
Italy wouldn't even make a "Big 8"
I'm here cause I'm Brit's boo.
Good night, /fug/...
>>73817449
I remember a moment in Father Ted where a girl says to Ted "come here you" and then he wakes up....
Please don't let this be a thing
>>73817442
>germany betrayed these men
>>73817296
Ah yes, the main 3 immigrants made America great.
>>73817296
Camille
Heil Hitler!
128 years ago, the greatest leader of all time was born.
Today we shall remember and celebrate his life and his work
>>73817523
there's been like 5 threads already I think
Can we all agree that Gondola > Sprudo ?
>>73817499
Do it, germand friend. Nobody will bother doing it unless the one who really care about. THat's democracy. Go, go!
>>73817575
Yes.
>>73817535
;_;
we should have won that first war
>>73817556
lösch dich, ronny
>>73817523
Why ? Sad that youre being left out ?
>>73817575
Gondola is very peaceful
>>73817484
Uncultured britbong
i want to marry a france girl that is obsessed about me
>>73817556
December 2d, Austerlitz. Nevar forget.
>>73817543
There's almost no french in usa tho
>we should have won that first war
:^)
Enlightened despotism Y/N?
>>73817640
that old lady looks very french
>>73817484
I just have a frog, but I'm sure there are Prussian spurdos our there.
>>73817624
Is this gondola thread?
>>73817706
/fug/ related Gondola
>>73817618
Indeed, next thread should be titled fugs and include Sweden
>>73817523
not only this should be a thing, as well we should have the /gips-y/ (greece, italy, portugal and spain, with a pinch of ex-yus)
Vive l'Empereur !
209 years ago, Napoleon III was born.
Today we shall remember and celebrate his life and his work
/fr/ memes
Now, THAT'S a knife
>>73817726
the s of a potential /fugs/ would be Spain though
>>73817640
posh is the word you were looking for.
no anime posting! only gondola posting from this point onwards
>>73817734
laffin.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCb09o0HKiA
get cosy lads
What is the French/German version of this?
>>73817638
rude
Theres a type of melancholy that you can only express by adding Gondola to your work.
>>73817806
Alsace-Lorraine maybe
>>73817752
/brit/ memes
>>73817719
>>73817754
Autism the knife
>>73817771
>no anime posting!
fug! good night
>>73817797
>>73817806
Roussillon
>>73817856
this is beautiful
>>73817852
Elsass Lothringen!
>>73817850
Indeed
http://thephilosophersmeme.com/2015/11/28/a-short-note-on-gondola/
does Germany have a special someone like we do?
>>73817887
Haha, you wish !
>>73817869
Megumin uezs
>>73817891
splendid
>>73817676
Absolute Monarchy, best Monarchy.
>>73817806
Left, FN, Right
I don't meme to get the women, fuck bitches
Give me a fat slag that cooks and does dishes
>>73817682
What do you mean?
put me self in faceapp
>>73817853
>Farage in the back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48
be prepared to feel, lads
KĂ„MPFEN!
SIEGEN!
ODER UNTERGEHEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEvl-j1a42c
>>73817960
>my OC
t-thanks anon
>>73817941
As someone from liechtenstein, i disagree
@73817869
@73817931
ATTENTION!
ALL SWISS AND AUSTRIAN POSTERS WILL BE IGNORED IF YOU CONTINUE TO ANIME POST.
>>73817979
UKIP is a meme party tbqh
>>73817941
>monarchists
>>73817993
My pleasure.
>>73818010
good post, citoyen
>>73817941
EXCELLENT post mr french
what's it like to kiss a girl lads?
>>73818010
Do they sell Guillotines on Amazon or Le Bon Coin?
>>73818037
overrated, you're better off sticking yer knob in one
>>73818002
>>73818000
Can't we just allow Austrians, Swiss, Luxembourgers, Monegasques, Irish and Belgians?
>>73818010
Gibet yourself, pls
>>73818029
Thanks, mister bong
>>73818025
based
>>73817974
Would facefuck your feminine version desu
>>73817974
r u a gf?
>>73818037
wet and slippery
try moving your bottom lip over your top lip and moving it about. feels kinda like that but it's nicer
>>73817908
We don't need anyone! We are a strong and independent country.
>>73818037
It's like fucking, but with two dicks.
Usually you're supposed to have the strong one, but some girls are kinky.
>>73818088
*invades everyone*
>>73818098
Excellent post
>>73818098
kys :3
>>73818052
>Can't we just allow Austrians, Swiss, Luxembourgers, Monegasques, Irish and Belgians?
they can be observers and post occasionally but they'll have to earn their /fug/ citizenship. Only the European Greats may post here regularly
>>73817908
Netherlands imo
Austria is the secretly loved twin sister.
>>73817908
austria, which is essentially german
maybe the netherlands
Why couldnt we focus more on the colonies and maintain French as the lingua franca ?
>>73818098
why all this hate against Corsica?
France wouldn't and couldn't be France without Napoleon and Alizée!
>>73818098
from where are the 1st and 4th flags?
kraut memes are amusing tbqh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a04yy3Mv6BY
UNKEK YOURSELVES FROM THE EU PLS
>>73818199
Corsica and Normandy (or Aquitaine, i always confuse the 2)
do any of you guys listen to neofolk?
Business idea: all-black Nickelback coverband, Niggleback
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYlYfcv1EoA
You ready to go on and adventure fug?
>>73818204
come home, saxon
>>73818187
napoleon was french not corsican
>>73818231
Terrible post, quit this thread and then end yourself.
>>73818228
woodkid is pretty nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSkb0kDacjs
>>73818203
willhelm 2 was a literal autist who tried to fuck his mother (our queen)
>>73818122
>Twin sister
Kinky, but I like it.
>>73818231
America get out pls.
>>73818204
>>73818228
well this answers my question lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpbVVn2rNS4
>>73818226
Sorry, I mean the entire row, not only the leashed ones
Hope I get a girlfriend someday
>>73818278
I thought Vicky was his nan?
>>73818293
The other 2 age Brittany and Occitania
>>73818098
Ah yes
>anime
>>73818305
o ye
>>73818272
>this
>neofolk
swiss posters are OFFICIALLY banned from /fug/
boycott all posts, do not give them (You)s
>>73818278
He was, but he also ruled (and ruined) the best form of Germany.
>>73818340
that's what they're listed as on wikipedia
what's an example of 'real' neofolk then, Rudolf?
r8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pZJ0EKCTw8
>>73818348
Can we also preemptively ban burger posters ? They tend to make some horrendous posts.
>>73818257
I've always thought Napoleon was from Corsica.
Well but at least Alizée is - most important French since Napoleon imo
>>73818278
Basically WW1 was the result of Brits bullying an autist.
>>73818228
I listen to
Post-industrial
Post-punk
Post-rock
Blackgaze
Dark wave
Neofolk and martial industrial
Noise Rock
Psychedelia
Trip Hop
Experimental hip hop
Am I patrician lad?
>>73818348
Swiss and (to some extent) Austrian posters are the worst in /deutsch/.
Sadly you can't really get rid of them.
>>73818318
delet
>>73818393
Nah Napoleon is from Corsica, i dont know what the brit was trying to say.
>>73818367
>classical
Fuck off gayboy
>>73818367
>"Unser Rommel" playing in the background/10
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3VabkjGjoo
>>73818406
>Neofolk and martial industrial
noice
post some
>>73818307
Great, thanks. But the blue and white one...?
>>73818426
he was culturally french
no idea why he is loved in corsica when he was banned from there
>>73818289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY6ycwcWa6E
>>73818416
Basel beingt kultur etzala
>>73818366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia0CUR160Vc
>>73818455
Paris
>>73818458
No he also was culturally Corsican, although I still consider him French. And he wasnt banned from Corsica, he was exiled there.
>>73818492
Sol Invictus>Death in June
Rose Clouds of Holocaust was great tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llA_Z_acW8o
>>73818441
that's martial industrial, they often use military marches
>>73818318
you got that wrong, switch the faces
>>73818501
thank you
>>73818204
>>73818228
>>73818468
>>73818492
>>73818539
i really like both of them, can't decide which one is better desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvTOQVqpxPU
>tfw no rhodesia
>>73818416
deutscher lässt sich hahnreien und spricht englisch. erbärmlich
opinions on Brexit?
>>73818630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grNUwuDkYmo
>>73818701
>3918x3162
shan't be opening this
>>73818669
Würde ich Deutsch sprechen könnte mich niemand verstehen. Was wäre dann der Sinn dieses Fadens?
>>73818701
Big fan of Brexit
Not a fan of Theresa May
>>73818773
4got this
>>73818701
I am hoping that Brexit was the beginning of the renewing of the European Union.
But I almost cannot believe this, maybe the EU must fall so that a new and better and actual European Confederation can arise.
Also I want the pound to drop due to Brexit so that I can buy new shoes/boots made in England for a cheaper price.
Is Scotland leaving the UK a realistic scenario?
>>73818813
>Is Scotland leaving the UK a realistic scenario?
No, the government won't allow a referendum.
>>73818705
>forseti
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofurWR5KKYQ
>>73818769
>der sinn dieses fadens
Faden hat keinen sinn uezs trägt nur noch mehr zur spaltung bei
>>73818813
They want to but Scotland has the largest budget defect in Europe so they can't (technically)
>>73818769
/deutsch/ ist im titel, dh es wird deutsch gesprochen, scheiĂź spalteranglohahnrei
>>73818890
>>73818955
Ich beschäftige mich auf einem internationalen Brett mit anderen Ländern. Wie kann ich es nur wagen. Ich sollte einfach die ganze Zeit in /deutsch/ rumsitzen.
>>73818840
But don't they want to try again? Isn't there a new referendum?
>>73818122
>>73818143
<3
>>73818992
dazu gibt es gelegentliche spezifische fäden, ein weieren general zu erstellen macht es nicht besser. besonders dann wenn /deutsch/ im titel steht und einige leute dadurch in den falschen faden weitergeleitet werden
>>73819043
doesn't matter what they want
PM's choice if we call a referendum or not
>>73819079
>In den falschen Faden weitergeleitet werden
So dumm ist doch niemand. Jetzt hör auf zu weinen.
>>73818992
>Giving the anime poster a (You)
You know the rules
>>73818860
You make some damn good Neofolk desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ns2DwnV6YA
nighty night lads, don't let the t*rkroaches bite
>>73819117
ich hab ein problem damit dass /deutsch/ im fadentitel steht uezs
>>73819120
Yeah I'm going to sleep now as well
night night lads
>>73819143
die Leute haben uns zu unterschätzen gelernt
sie wissen nicht, wozu wir fähig sind
Reichsautistennacht 2.0 wann?
>>73819143
fick dich doch einfach weg, du gigaspastiker. es ist 3:20 uhr, man kann bequem in beiden faden posten
>>73819119
>You know the rules.
Yeah, but he's just mad, because of /deutsch/ loosing some posters. I'll ignore him.
>>73819143
Mir doch egal :^)
>>73819120
>>73819171
Gute Nacht.
>>73819143
Mann bist du ein Autist. Raus aus dem Faden.
>>73819067
verrekte kankermongolkut
>tfw google translating this secret nazi conversation
huh...so THIS is the power of German autism
>>73819067
:3
>>73819201
Good night bruder
>>73819276
>Allies broke our code
Alarm!
>can't besiege Amiens because of those fucking Vikings
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73819276
>>73819320
it's like another decryption of enigma
>tfw so paranoid and so afraid of the BKA that im deleting every single post referring to the third Reich in any given way
This what it has come to now lads
NOT a rorke but does anyone else wish that all muslims and middle easterners would fuck off back to their own countries?
Yo Deutschfaden was geht? Boxxer hier?
>>73819629
RAUS
>>73819629
piss disch alde
>>73819454
Pretty certain GCHQ, the Home Office and MI5 all keep logs on every British IP address that watches certain videos on YouTube and that goes on 4chan
Also, Mummy May knows what porn we watch
>>73819715
I pity the man that has to go through my porn everyday. Prolly hates me so much.
Wo sind die Fragen?
Mi boit mon rhum charette devant ce thread
get back in here ya cunts
>>73822452
Please no more rum, I still am hungover
Good morning!
>>73826597
Nigel are you the one that hid the money for the baguette earlier ?
Is there a French election map that shows who's polling best by region?
Like who's doing really well in the south, in the north, on the borders, in the big cities, other regions etc
>>73826597
Bonjour
>>73826871
Regions are a bit broad, but there is a map of the 2010 and 2015 regional elections showing the clear "Marine blue wave", i'll look for it
>>73826954
What parts of France are heavily concentrated for Fillon or Melenchon?
And what makes western France popular for Macron?
>>73826871
Found it.
Pink are Socialists, Light blue are Republicans and Dark blue is the FN.
Yellow are irrelevant
>>73827000
West is traditionally left wing. For Britanny and the Loire country, it's because they have huge universities and attract that electorate.
Down in the south west we are just 20 years late ,uneducated and still think socialists defend the little worker.
>>73827000
MĂ©lenchon is probably popular amont the traditionally socialist regions (Brittany Aquitaine North) and Fillon is popular amont the rich and the farmers.
>>73827000
Western France low immigration remotely prosperous.
Eastern France High Immigration economic Hradship.
However this map doesn't mean anything
>>73827103
Yeah we've been lucky in the South West,we just eat duck and aren't rich enough to be attractive for economic immigrants, but the north East was hit the hardest by de-industrialisation (a bit like the English North) and the South east is called Little Algeria for a reason.
Sorry guys for still having faith in politicians ;_;
>>73817442
shlomo was geht?
anyone licked a girls arsehole?
>>73826597
Morgen.
this is NOT /brit/
please evacuate immediately
>>73827182
I have been there a few times, my parents friends have a house there in an area with lots of english expats
very comfy place
Where is the young man
Mettl loide
>>73827276
I have, while we were in the shower together
feels nice
>>73827252
rough
why don't you study something?
>>73817296
sorry but finland is the best
>>73827353
mämmi?
>Germany
Best place to spend youth, getting training/education/experience
>Britain
Best place to start a family, start a career, live amongst a community
>France
Best place to retire and enjoy the rest of your days in leisure
for UK and France though, countryside is better. In Germany, I think urban city life is probably better
bonus:
>best car/transportation
German
>best gf
French
>best entertainment
Britain
Reminder that everything french is overrated
>>73827488
I don't know, the British youth sounds like a good experience imo while Germany is great midlife if you wish to work in an industry.
Definitely agree on the retirement part. Many Brits actually come down here to finish their days. They're lovely people
>>73827294
It's awesome but a bit lost in the wilderness.
How does it feel that we're clearly wealthier than you?
>>73827488
>France
>Best place to retire and enjoy the rest of your days in leisure
Yes pls tell that to germans and austrians too so they stop coming in Italy
>>73827608
I don't think germany is particularly wealthier than england
probably wealthier than the UK as a whole but wales and northern ireland are eastern european tier and really bring down the average. For example the English gdp per capita is around $15,000 higher than the UK gdp per capita
>>73827608
It feels sad for you if that's the only thing notable about Germany. I wouldn't particularly being a bigger Switzerland.
>>73827672
Gotta honour our Alliances during WWII. At least you can have the Japanese as well
>>73827608
Not for long kiddo
*becomes the first economic power in Europe*
Is that a bong?
>>73827608
Feels good to know you're giving away more merkels to the EU than we are
Otherwise, I don't care, i'd be piss poor in germoney as well
>tfw poorest country in the thread
feels bad man
>>73827765
Yeah, and its an Irishman holding him
>>73827749
>japanese
Basically chinese and japanese people invade italy and like 80% of them go in Venice because of muh canals. They don't even know anything about western history.
>>73827819
>>73827817
Not for long
*Does a Brexit*
>>73827839
>japanese dont know much about western history
Germany has the best economy.
France has the best culture.
The United Kingdom is an irredeemable traitor.
meddl loide
>>73827605
>the British youth sounds like a good experience imo
>>73817296
am i welcome
>>73828423
don't be so tsundere Hans
>She'll soon stop politics
My heart can't handle it
>>73828567
ye
>>73828726
génial
>>73827306
>>73828493
explain this pls
>>73829395
Its Drachenlord,a german Youtuber. Hes fat,his videos are shit,he lives in a wooden shithouse somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Franconia (he cant pay his bills as of recently and doest have electricity) and always screams at haters.
He also revealed his true address in a surge of rage once. Now hes getting visited all the time.
Hes basically the /deutsch/ equivalent of Tim
>>73827902
Napoleon destroyed Europe
pls dont die
>>73829994
we shall persevere
once we leave the EU please do NOT let Turkey join mein schatzis et cher amis
cheers to the french and german lads speaking english to accommodate your brainlet British friends x
Bonjour, need a frog, how do I say
'Yeah I bet you're fucking drowning in pussy - jesus you fucking faggot who are you kidding?'
It's very important
Merci
>>73830303
Thank god yeah, or else we'd speak german or something
Ew
based on the google translation conversations, I have a feeling that a good chunk of the Germans from /deutsch/ HATE /fug/. They feel threatened by it, and dislike speaking English
why are so many krauts so antagonistic towards us? can't we just have banter?
>>73830380
alot of the runts in /brit/ are just as bad.
>>73830380
Its just the /deutsch/ autists. Dont even bother with them.
>>73829395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KllorFSo7XQ
>>73830409
just got to ignore all runt posts then haven't we
@73829994
Don't anime post
>>73830499
nah this lad doesn't hold a candle to Are Tim
seems more like Jahans
fil puant pour métèques
gardez nos bougnoules
>>73830552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM
Jahans>Tim
>>73830380
Wir haben /deutsch/, damit wir euch Inselaffen und Frösche eben n i c h t um die Ohren haben. Außerdem verachten wir Spalterei grundsätzlich.
genuine autism
t. english expat before anyone spergs out at me
>>73830552
But jahans has got no RL haiders like Drache
Hundreds if not thousands of haiders already pilgrimed to his house.
There are also songs about Drache, own reaction channels just for him, dedicated blogs etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2MGIyGzABM
>>73830516
>>73830331
you can translate it by :
"Oui, je suis sûr que tu nages au milieu d'un putain de tas de vagin. Gros pédé, qui crois-tu berner ici ?"
>>73830654
>Außerdem verachten wir Spalterei grundsätzlich.
gotta have your eternal anschluss, right?
Any krauts of frogs here? I want to kick your ass!
>>73830740
ja
Sein Vaterland muss größer sein!
>>73830685
mad lads
>>73830756
Why?
>>73818661
Cute desu
>>73830756
"Spandau"> Blunderbuss>Bren tbqh
>>73827061
>Brittany
Why are celts always commies?
IGNORE ANIME POSTERS
DO NOT REPLY TO ANIME POSTERS
>>73830792
No idea
btw, aren't we celts?
>>73830782
This is why >>73830789
>>73830665
alri bruce
>Drache-content
Photos of his micro penis
Sexting
Several marriage proposals
Showing Sextoys
Getting s.w.a.t.ted
Pathological liar
Every video is just an announcement for new videos
Fights with his haiders
threats
>he is opposed to animus on an animu image board
>>73830792
down with the saxon bourgeoisie
/deutsch/ mag FĂĽggse. Mag /fug/ FĂĽggse?
73830880
73830932
Germans are subhuman wenches
>>73830963
maybe
>>73830964
>Furries
Those aren't Germans. The Jews did this. Really, you have to believe me.
I think it's safe to say, that out of all of us, the French are the worst.
>>73831108
The worst what?
>>73830685
pretty mediocre but along the right tracks
>>73830964
>coming from a /brit/
Hahaha comedy gold
Brits
>look how special we are
Germans
>look how tolerant we are
French
>don't look at us
>>73831157
yea, don't look at us, please.
>>73830964
>>73830918
You forgot this
>>73831195
For all the shit French get from outside, they're the best company to have from the 3.
Post good music from your country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c38VTxzj6ag
>>73831314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I-I6yMx23g
i have to phone my companies' supplier in germany alot, the lady on the other line always answers with "yahalo" and it's VERY cute
Look at this yank haha
https://youtu.be/Qc_PO32nT4g
>>73831314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yuFrrsXJQQ
>>73831314
i may or may not be only posting this because they are from my town, the video is in my town, i know all of the band members irl and i walk through locations in this video when i am walking to and from work everyday
https://youtu.be/tbTmNXbH_Rs
>>73831261
Perhaps because as shitty are the French here, they're not on the autistic level of /brit/ and /deutsch/ I'd wager.
I find these threads nice to be frank when it's not invaded with /brit/ and /deutsch/ memes, because only people familar with these are going to reply
Music posting is the best part tho
>>73831314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RpHLRRN9BE
>>73831108
French are the best on /int/ out of the three of us
>>73830964
this screenshot is literally 4 yours old already
please look at this website at this very moment
>>73831749
French are the best to have conversation and share philosophy/ideas with.
Germans are too pragmatic but honest people.
Brits are jokesters, know how to have a good time and are filled with flash on the surface, but resemble a big house with jack shit on the inside.
What are you eating for lunch /fug/ lads?
Fish and chips here,probably not the traditional bri'ish way,but who cares.
>>73831647
Good taste. I like it.
>>73831953
Salad with plentiful olive oil and some frozen fish. MMmmMM
>>73830918
>no Cornwall independence movement
Up the KRA
>>73831872
It's even worse
>There is een one furry in my shithole
Jesus
>>73832038
Get some friends and beat him up. Or just do it on your own.
>>73831953
Some chicken breast with a mustard sauce and fresh cream sauce, and potatoes sliced and lightly fried in olive oil with basil.
Something simple since I wasn't feeling motivated to cook
>Hell March of The Smiling Soldiers
That's pretty based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghXOJ9-RGFk
>>73832010
>>73832110
Tasty.