/brit/

absolute STATE of the leaf parliament

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDNw_vbm_7U

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3D women ARE important.

(This is a cultural post)

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>>73816623
Did I hear someone mention the word toad?

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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

need a bf to yank on my phimo skin to make it snap

>>73816554
see>>73816669

>>73816678
ahh yes surely wouldn't notice the weight difference between a racket and a frying pan

>>73816699
you're right she probably wouldn't

>>73816735
Corbyn doesn't give a fuck, I can respect him for that at least

need a yank to snap my bf to make it phimo skin

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me shitting

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Me and the lads

>>73816757
Once fucked a girl with tampon in.

doing a poo lads

>>73816800
cool story bro

>>73816800
FONT

>go to cornwall
>thousands of dutch/german plates

literally why? mainland europe is so much more interesting

>>73816800
also FOB if it really is your house you posted

>>73816819
>mainland europe is so much more interesting

only because you don't live there

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>Once fucked a girl with tampon in.

>>73816800
looks like girls can't resist bbc even when they're on their period

might do a cheeky bedtime

>>73816796
looks like all their faces have been put through faceapp

>>73816847
haha proper mad one you are!

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>>73816659
toads you say

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me

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>>73816883
toads I say indeed

>>73816897
WTF

gross he posted a butthole

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>>73816901

civil disobedience is not something for us to fear

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>>73816883
>>73816901
wrong toad

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Post what now?

Taxation is theft.

what i love about 4chan is that you can say the most heinous shit and piss everybody off, but then next post you can pretend to be somebody new and different.

hello friends. just thought i'd check this thread out. first post here. how are you doing this evening?

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>>73816941

>>73816812
We were on a ton of coke. Pulled out for a second because the string was irritating my willy. Went soft. Cuddled until I started coming down and snuck out.

surplus value is a product of exploitation and adam smith can suck my knob

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proud to be an amerigan toad

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>>73816956
very well, and yourself?

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>>73816975

>>73816964
fantastic!

>>73816993
jolly good

>>73816975
read a fucking book

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>>73817009
splendid

noam chomsky is the definition of a pseudointellectual

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>>73816651
>«Conservateur»
Elle est une CONSERVATRICE!
Ce que l'enfer est le problème avec le Canada?

>>73817030
quite

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You literally can't argue with these.

>b-b-but the daily mail told me he's weird!!!

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>>73817000
>>73816975
grey matter is online

>>73817034
>most influential linguist of the 20th century
>psuedointellectual

>>73817054
may as well just write "throw as much taxpayer money at things as we possibly can"

>>73817078
his linguistics work has been trashed and his foray into IR was unwelcome desu
don't mind the lad overall and think he's interesting and clever but his work is mostly shit

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the tory wagecucks have gone to bed now is the time for enlightened communist neets to shitpost

What's your best tinder opener, loads?

>>73817054
>break up the big 6
into the what, the big 10? 6 isn't a monopoly and it isn't a duopoly, they don't even have a word for it because it's a non-issue when there's 6 competing top companies

Why haven't the bbc got a dedicated page for the general election up yet with the poll trackers and all that shite.

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>>73817117
alri lads

>>73816651
We're a staid bunch.

>>73817054
Everybody wants to keep the NHS free at the point of use.

Also why would we nationalise trains, they're shit enough as they are.

>>73817054
wtf i love corbyn now

>>73817093
isn't that the point of taxes?

>>73817117
looks just like a professor at my university in the health dpt i think. she was super short like that too

>>73817123
the big 6 are the energy companies that are given monopoly rights over energy supply in the UK, meaning we have to pay for our energy and then some extra for the profits of the energy companies.

>>73817117
Tory here, I am still awake because I need to go clean my teeth but can't be arsed to get up.

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just found a lump of shit on the floor

>>73817161
>monopoly
do you know what a monopoly is though?

>>73817168
>>73817093
Ah yes, MICKey ROuRKE has arrived

People should be charged for visiting the GP unless they've got a serious condition.

Every time I go there it's filled to the brim with old people who're just going to have someone to talk to.

>>73817168
GOOD post

>>73817148
>Everybody wants to keep the NHS free at the point of use.

The Tories and Lib Dems definitely do not

>>73817148
>Also why would we nationalise trains, they're shit enough as they are.
the idea being we use taxes to keep prices very low while keeping the services quite good

>>73817184
Yes.

>>73817196
Lib dems are the only party I'd trust to introduce private elements with the strict price controls other countries like Germany and Japan have.

The tories would just want a fucking free for all like America if they could get away with it.

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IT IS TIME TO GET BACK TO BASICS.

>>73817190
education idea: have a mandatory GCSE where students have to talk with elderly people

>>73817226
so you know it's when 1 company has disproportionate control over an industry, not 6?

>>73817229
The Tories and the Lib Dems introduced the Health and Social Care Act which has created a free for all for private companies to muscle there way in to the NHS and asset strip it.

>>73817190
my GP insists on booking weekly appointments for me and the clinic is almost always deserted when i go there

your NHS must suck balls

>>73817243
the 6 companies are given monopoly rights in the industry, they don't compete with each other

>>73817247
stop posting this you fucking idiot

>>73817253
Alri Jeremy, shouldn't you be out on the campaign trail.

>>73817190
it's almost as if people allowed unlimited access to a service will abuse it

>>73817265
no, UK is just extremely overpopulated and crowded

way too many fucking people here

lying naked in bed, need a thick cock in my arse

>>73817196
Prove it. Where have they said they won't keep it free at the point of use.

Even after Theresa may wins by a landslides it's very unlikely that the conservatives will make it to 2022 without another election given the calamitous change that will occur in that time

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gimmick idea: post the same unfunny gimmick every thread every day for several months

>>73817327
Health and Social Care Act 2012.

>>73817296
>>73817296
>>73817296

New thread for Brits, Frogs and Krauts

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>>73817338
bit early

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Take a few minutes to consider the men and women who will become unemployed in june after the Gen. Election.

cicero is a pseudointellectual

>>73816948
>>73816956
Obvious samefag is obvious.

>>73817322
probably because all the medical students in britain are coming to australia because they're getting shitcanned in favour of paki doctors

>>73817388
isn't that the joke? why did you point it out

>>73817287
TOOT

>>73817391
Doctors support open borders generally, as a profession it is one of the most liberal.

>>73817345
The NHS needs fucking tearing down and re-building from the ground up. It's such a bloated mess of a money pit that nothing short of a complete overhaul will save it.

>>73817416
I am also joking.

>>73817460
Yes we need to overhaul it by kicking the private sector parasites out and return it back to the people.

The inner racist communist inside of me wants Corbyn to win

britain needs a gaius marius

>>73817488
Anything nationalised is shit though.

>>73817460
Isn't it one of the most efficient health systems in the word?

Pretty sure we spend less per capita on health than almost every other developed nation.

business idea
nationalised memes

I used to lie in my bed crying at night. Now I just lie there, with a blank expression on my face. I never thought I'd get used to feeling this way, but I did.

>>73817541
only because of years of tory and pseudo-tory fuckery

>>73817545
Why do we hear about an NHS crisis every week then

>>73817475
well it wasn't funny nor was it elucidating

>>73817541
Yeah like the army and the fire service

>>73817572
>Tories are the reason socialism doesn't work

Fucking howling, are all lefties this retarded?

>>73817584
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but yeah the Army is currently pretty dire.

>>73817573
Probably because we spend less than every other rich country on health and expect the same level of care.

>>73817573
Because of the Tory cuts and the Health and Social Care Act 2012

>>73817617
ad hominem is not an argument
at least explain why I'm wrong

>>73817627
please stop

>politics runts are at it again

I will be properly pissedoff if the broadcasters don't represent absentees by using empty chairs with the names in large, clearly visible letters for the debate(s).

>>73817627
>>73817628
Can't wait for the Tory landslide

Hope they abolish being a runt so we can kill socialists

>>73817666
not an argument buddy

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tired of this life

>>73817679
Every argument with Tories on here just devolves to them name calling.

>the black letters

>Southend is so special that it needs to be the “Alternative City of Culture”
Essex once again shows its brilliance (!)

>>73817724
the green letters!

chinese cities are almost 1st world

>the leaf letters

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 48% (+4)
LAB: 24% (+1)
LDEM: 12% (-)
UKIP: 7% (-3)

(via YouGov / 18 - 19 Apr)

>>73817746
Greater London

>>73817718
We're just taking the argument to it's logical conclusion before you can do it first.

Now go on, run along, you've got a doomed election to pretend you're not going to get smashed in

>>73817749
Red surge

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>>73817749
>UKIP: 7% (-3)

>>73817784
you're pathetic

lads would you consider yourself a failure if you were a non Londoner at 30 living in a flat?

what's the point of ukip?

>>73817666
why would you want torys to win

besides ya'know spite?

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Just woke up

Sleeping pattern is fucked again

>>73817800
>non Londoner

No matter how low I go I'll always be happy to know I'm not as low as a Londoner.

>>73817628
you made the claim that the tories fucked it up so it's up to you to prove it, not make anon disprove it
>>73817666
satan trips confirm tory landslide

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't vote for the Labour Party.

>>73817815
just woke up too

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No gf
Never had sex
Never kissed
Never had a female friend
Don't currently have any friends

>>73817821
I meant it as in if you're a Londoner you basically have to have a flat unless you're a literal millionaire so there's less social stigma about living in one

>>73817834
because if you don't you won't make your country shit

>>73817837
Briton abroad or are you a Panamanian?

london is a great place with horrible people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8M2tg2RkIQ

wtf i love nu-simpsons now

Give me one reason the Labour Party shouldn't be banned and its leadership exiled

>>73817866
He's a PanaMadMan.

>>73817851
>vague
>double negative
you haven't convinced me at all, Yank.

You now remember Andrea Leadsom

>>73817880
We should aim to live in a free society with inclusive institutions.

>>73817814
Literally spite. Every Labour voter I know is an annoying leftie cunt

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>>73817139

>>73817749
UKIP won't get a seat I bet. I think this GE will kill them off, and Banks will form a new right-wing party

跟中国扛上了,说中国话题赚钱,不论说负面的,正面的,都会被西方人点击,点击的多了,作者就赚到钱了。很多外国人在中国没工作,靠炒作中国话题赚YouTube 的钱,而且把极个别的事一旦放大,就会误导很多,但他不在意,自己捞钱就够了!向全球不在中国生活的人聊这个话题,意义在哪里?况且中国人现在都不用现金做taxi,你打算一辈子靠说中国生活吗?

How could an atlas shrug? They don't even have shoulders they're just balls with all the countries painted on them

stupid book

>>73817949
sounds like an awful way to run your existence, but thats not my business

>>73817978
Ni Hao!

>>73817978
how can they read these tiny symbols with their little eyes?

>>73818009
that's a globe, an atlas is a book

>>73818009
best post of april

>>73818012
I don't particularly like any party that has a chance of winning, so I might as well pick an option for the banter

>>73818032
oh fuck off

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>>73818009

Is Law a humanity?

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Not, two days ago I was having a look in a book
And I saw a picture of a guy fried up above his knees
I said I can relate
Cause lately I've been thinking of combustication as a welcomed vacation from.
The burdens of the planet earth, like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-D...
And thinking so much differently.

>>73817978
"Your mouth of the above is inhonesty, but your mouth of the below is so honesty "

>>73816074
better buy some haha

>>73818081
wow all those complex symbols for a sentence that doesn't make sense

>>73818062
tfw no hummels bf

will someone please give me a (You) for the gary johnson post
i just assembled it myself

>>73818096
yeah probably should, would need to go to the petrol station at this hour though and fuck that

>>73818101
the only difference between that post and a regular brit post is that we don't understand the symbols.

They're both shit anyway

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>he doesn't support the co-operative party

>>73818081
>"Your mouth of the above is inhonesty, but your mouth of the below is so honesty "

what did he mean by this?

>>73818101
that's not what it means
there's the word china in there like 6-8 times and something about youtube

>>73818147
A supermarket has a political party now?

Shall be voting CPGBML

>>73818139
it isn't interesting or funny

shan't be receiving a (you) from me

>>73818182
yeah m8

I'm voting for the tesco party

>He isn't voting TUSC

>>73817949
The Liberal Dumbocrats sound worse and obnoxious, like the heirs of Blair (excluding Labourites who are attending universities),
and the Scottish Nat.s aren't much better.

>>73818238
fuck tusc

t. left winger

>>73818175
人 - people
中国 - china
不 - no

all the chinese i can read desu

With China to carry, and say that the Chinese topic to make money, regardless of the negative, positive, will be Westerners click, click more, the author made money. Many foreigners do not work in China, by speculation on the Chinese topic of making YouTube money, and the very few things once enlarged, will mislead a lot, but he does not care, their own money is enough! To the world is not living in China Talk about this topic, where the significance of the situation and the Chinese people do not now have to do cash taxi, you intend to rely on life in China life?

>>73818263
ho ho

>>73818253
I don't know of anyone unironically voting for those parties near me though.

need a polly toynbee gf

literally going out of my way to register at my family home and vote for the lib dems cos i live in a safe labour seat
who else /tactical/?

>>73818338
>lives in a labour safe seat
>not voting for labour

why do you live there then?
are you a class-traitor?
are you lost?

>>73818283
gonna pretend i was joking there

>i found myself a jewish guy with a bigger dick than you but he hates me now and never wants to see me again
ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70eMMVJVdkQ

enter shikari in their prime imo

kissed a girl tonight.

>>73818369
Yer mam doesn't count

>>73818356
uni m80
>live in a safe seat
>wasting your vote
umm no thanks

Should I vote lib dems, labour or SNP?

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me snagging a qt aus gf

literally going out of my way to register at my flat which i live in and vote for labour cos i live in a safe labour seat who else /loyal/

your vote will not make a blind bit of difference

>>73818388
labour
corbyn is the fun mystery box option this time around

>>73818388
SNP if you're in scotland
fuck the tories and FUCK brexit

>>73818365
music at this tempo sounds fucking awful without the quantization you get from doing it electronically

impressive playing but it simply doesn't sound good

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did a poo

>>73817976
who is banks

>>73818397
I also live in a safe Labour seat, so I'm gonna vote a joke party like Lib Dem or BNP

ey up lads

>>73818445
>BNP
no such thing!

I was watching a documentary about this poor, depressed man in Japan who can only work part time for about seven hours a day, earning about £10. I take the meet life for granted, I should get a job and be thankful that I don't live like a Japanese wageslave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khE5JTOy8T8

tune

>>73818421
is this a gimmick?

where Canada poster replies to me and makes me think?

I enjoy your posts la'

>>73818401
especially if you're a tory, you might as well just not vote, would be a waste of time anyway

has anyone ever noticed that some peoples facial genetics are more suited to males or females?

>>73818465
vietnam fucking shit

>>73818169
It means: thy mouth speakest bullshit, but thy anus is never dishonest or false. It does not deceive.
>"mouth" taken to mean "hole" or "orifice"

quite drunk. going to bed with the pleasant memories of a girl kissing me tonight. didnt even have to make an effort either. she did all the work.
night lads.

is the name "Isle of Man" sexist?

reckon we'll get a coalition government again desu

brexit will be the deciding factor, lib dems will get a surge for being anti-brexit and form a coalition with labour who will be soft-brexit

tories will get to fuck

>>73818507
grats
night

>>73818466
Actually I might run as an independent candidate.

Is there time to do that?

>>73818519
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manx

>>73818519
>sending all men to an island
sounds pretty feminist to me

>>73818526
Wonder what the odds of this happening are at the bookies.

>>73818503
shit, *speaks bullshit*.
I mixed up the second personal present and the third personal present.

>>73818565
25 to 1

>>73818561
>feminists hate men
ah yes, part of the "i spend too much time on the internet and not enough time outside" starter pack

don't agree with Isle of Man having a flag when it's not a country 2bh

>>73818585
I LIKE THOSE ODDS

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What happened lads

Business idea: give the north of england more money and also more devolution

>>73818589
triggered sweaty? xx

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>>73818389
holy shit

>>73818608
All the people who have shit enough lives to go out and moan about it are right wing now instead of left.

Business idea: fire Scotland and instead subsidise a Northern POWERHOUSE

>>73818608
mad how you managed to post this without just being someone complaining on a computer

Is actually bothering to vote fedorarific?

>>73818638
doubt

>>73818633
fanta > dr pepper > coca cola > sprite >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> minute maid? could be elite tier but i'd never try it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'diet' coke

>>73818662
who cares?
t. fedora

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>>73818608
comfortable liberal lifestyles and critical theory

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>>73818614
blame the north east desu

side note: will be voting the party formerly known as yorkshire first

Have to go to the physio tomorrow because of my fucking stupid PT lads. It was my first day squatting and the cunt told me to do "bodyweight squats" while he dealt with a phone call. I weigh about 100kg (I'm tall) so I put two 20's on each side of the bar. Needless to say the thing was fucking heavy, couldn't get it back up and ended up messing my back up.

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>Is actually bothering to vote fedorarific?

>>73818608
"antifa" in america seems to be on the rise. don;t think this is the case any more

you have the right to a gf. if you cannot get a gf one will be provided for you.

CORBYN WILL GIVE EVERYONE A STATE MANDATED GF
THIS WILL INCREASE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF MEN ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY

>>>/pol/121926424

>>73818711
>>73818730
women arent objects

stop

>>73818711
Will vote for any party that puts this in their manifesto

>>73818747
you're right they're not objects, they're a commodity

this is not a drill

do NOT, under any circumstances, reply to it

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>they're not objects, they're a commodity

Beard or no beard, lads?

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>eat your tea

women are a currency and im broke

Business idea:start an index of women on the stock market

changed my mind
they are commodities

>>73818785
trimmed beard la'

pique tier is good

trimmed/styled bears are gay

>>73818467
>7 hours
>part time

blimey

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a girl told me this is a 10

i can't grow a beard but if i could i wouldn't have one
they are unironically gay

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Business idea: yorkshire as an independent nation

business idea: fill out the captcha before you have an idea for a post

>>73818619
the Kraut's been travelling, so I see. >73818589

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just been informed that this is a 10, by a female

>>73818839
shit hairline
wingnut ears
eyes too close together
mong nose
mong forehead
gay beard
eyebrows too far apart

>>73818839
Now I could be wrong but I can't imagine this bloke being anything but a total spastic.

Just checking

Am I the first person to notice that the name Arsenal has "arse" in it

>>73818869
bit of a gay post this

>the poonited sharts of arsemerica

time flies on this shithole

a day goes by like nothing

>>73818785
no beard

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>>73818869
>>73818870
lads I know he's not a 10 but so many girls on big brother said he was good looking

I see mandem like pic as a 10 but is it beause he's feminine looking so I'd see him as more attractive as a man to females but in reality females want mongy looking men?

no homo

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Just b yourself

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>>73818855
Good post x

(this is my own post, quoting it for renewed attention)

>>73818941
Women like money

>>73818941
good post

I've had a theory brewing that men are shit at telling a good looking man, simply because you're more likely to find a more feminine man attractive. besides, I don't believe for one minute there's a cookie cutter bloke that is considered attractive, one good looking lad is an uggo to another woman

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>>73818872
mum wasn't thrilled when i bought this game and she saw the title haha

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Wanna see muh growler?

Business idea: home made fleshlight

>>73818941
>>73818991
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

bored of the gf, want something new I reckon, will definitely cheat on her soon and if she finds out at least I'll be able to feel some sort of emotion / the desperation for her to take me back might be quite comfy

>>73818994
Lisicki posts men who look somewhat like him, but better looking, and label them as 10/10s and says that that is what women want

stupid retard he is

>>73818981
>token niglet child
progressive!

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>left my assignment until the last day again
Bollocks.

Good god why won't this bellend just fuck off and stop shitting /brit/ up

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going to bed

call me on skype let's blaze up together for 4/20 hahaaa *fire emoji*

>>73819085
night x

may be going to uni in the fall
not sure i want responsibilities again after 2 years of masturbation and vidya

>>73819068
Uni's a piece of piss m8 just wing it.

>>73818858
hard to compete with that

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my therapist told me i could get accepted into college even though i graduated ten years ago with a B- and didn't take my SATs

the girl I cheated on and fucked over royally has finally found someone else

thank fuck

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>>73819104
night

wish I had a gf so I could cheat on her

SHEILA GOES OUT WITH HER MATE STELLA

>>73819131
good old tim

>>73819030
I did one of these with a towel, rubber glove and sellotape. Used it without lube and ended up covered in blood. Fucking terrifying.

Wew lads, I've really been hit'n the books on Feministic Studies. I never new how white men were so inherently evil.

>>73819170
cuck

you arent a man until youve killed a man or knocked up his wife

willy smells dirty

>>73819209
gis' a sniff

>U.S. soda sales drops for 12th straight year: trade publication

the yanks are evolving

>>73819209
this is why someone needs to invent smell-o-vision

>>73819225
*shoves it up your nose*

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h8 pakis
h8 the eu
h8 foreners
h8 jocks
h8 special needs
not racist just don't like em is all
luv pints footy & the queen xx

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>>73818994
hmm enjoyed thinking about the cookie cutter theory. And it's pretty true thinking about it generally. I mean Chad is always going to be preferred over the D&D autist but generally there isn't a Chad who rules over them all.

I have to start thinking like a female 2bh... Do they care about social status a lot more? Are these shitty men choice because the face show provider/gatherer traits?

So fucking shit because girls literally know what a hot girl is, absolute struggle for us,

>>73819243
>smell-o-vision
It's not vision if it's related to the sense of smell though. It should be called telesmell or teleodor or something.

want a tattoo of bart simpson riding his skateboard on my right bicep but simpsons being a /lat/ meme and all has put me off the idea

I'm an ugly mong and my personality is shit around anyone I don't know well

>leafs
foy

someone new

>>73819423

>>73819423

>>73819423

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>>73818941
>>73818994
>>73819046
>>73819065
I like feminine looking men though, especially since truly cute looking white ones are basically unicorns.