me irl edition
CUTE
I think I'm losing all my patience
And I know I'm too quick to judge
I don't give up all that easily, usually
But I'm too relieved to hold a grudge
cant wait fir the semester to end so ill have a car again actually
____ ______
>>73815588
my overwatch edition is better
>tfw no Justine Dufour-Lapointe gf
>>73815643
>sloan
EXCELLENT taste senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfu2Axjj3cc
>>73815673
kind of want a queb gf but very few of them speak good english and communication is pretty important in a relationship
speaking to each other in our languages would work though
>>73815673
one more year till i see my waifu again
>>73815740
why is this a news article?
Who here likes drugs? haaa
>>73815740
ballin
>>73815773
gimme my facts you dumb cunt!
>>73815740
pretty sure he's wearing soccer attire
>>73815740
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I actually feel bad for America.
haha
>>73815725
Same dude. If you go to Quebec or Montreal, they know pretty decent English but the very best quality Quebecoise are in tiny villages, and their English is almost non-existant
FOOTBALL RANKED
1. australian rules
2. CFL
3. gaelic
4. NFL
5. soccer
>>73815851
im from montreal
>>73815798
mmmmm
im the youngest of 3 siblings
>>73815740
wtf, i hate trump now
>>73815740
You were waiting for a new thread to post this werent you?
I have a gf from Montreal
AMA
>>73815844
very few people actually ever liked trump
almost everyone hates liberals
>>73815900
what neighbourhood is she from and is she francophone?
>>73815919
I like drumpf
>>73815898
perhaps
>>73815920
very gay
>>73815740
>A teenage boy pretending to be a sports star
wow how surprising
>>73815833
stop stealing finnish memes k thx bye
>>73815851
Quebec is the only place in North America that doesn't look like complete shit. How did they avoid the insidious burger urban planning?
>>73815920
Stop watching anime and you can be my gf
>>73815924
Not sure which neighborhood
>is she francophone?
Yeah
>>73815947
>>73815920
It's airbrushed to shit
In the real one he has pimples all over his ass
>>73815920
>traps have better battlestations than you
also what passport is that
>>73815920
>>73815966
what are you talking about? montreal got raped by insidious burger urban planning
they ripped up our tram system in the 50s and replaced it with highway ramps made from watery concrete
im pretty sure the only major north american city that wasnt pozz'd by highways in vancouver
>>73815987
>he
thats a girl though
>not getting whats so funny about the pic
dumb americunts
>>73816005
>im pretty sure the only major north american city that wasnt pozz'd by highways in vancouver
t. never been to vancouver
Stop posting gifs of gay pornography
>tfw realized I'm the backup friend of my social circle
i want to kill myself even more than usual right now
>>73815963
it's just a dog chill out pekka
>>73816005
Architecture still looks way better, the streets generally narrower and Quebec even has a car free district.
>>73816027
there are no controlled access autoroutes in van, whats your point?
>>73815884
haha im in *doxes you*
>>73816014
>penis(female)
>bump still on my throat
>throat now feels stuffy
>neck kind of hurts
>hard to breath sometimes but is probably anxiety
>constantly tired still
The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is it's last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom.
>>73816046
>having friends
kys normie
>>73815990
Canadian you silly goose.
He's a diplomat.
>>73816082
go to the doctor
>>73816068
>Architecture still looks way better, the streets generally narrower
True, but that is the case with a lot of the east coast
Montreal has some great architecture and streetscapes but the city planners still made many foolish modernist decisions during the 60s that negatively impacted the city
Our autoroutes are estimated to be at 300% over capacity during peak hours
>tfw most popular person in my group of friends because I'm the only person in my group of friends
Everything is going to be OK.
>>73816080
Its a feminine penis though
*resumes listening to Joy Division*
>>73815588
dem voots ugly
Victoria is the best city in North America.
>feminine penis
>>73816126
Describe to me the qualities that make a male reproductive organ "feminine".
What are you listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrplValnklU
i dont hate gays, but closeted gays should be burned at the stake
>>73816197
A vagina is just an inside out penis you doof
I hate freeways they're an absolute menace
>>73816129
>tfw my friends value me highly, always get buttflustered if i dont go out, pick me up and leave me at my place all the time
i honestly dont know what they like about me so much
>>73816211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRja4HUsRu0
>>73816211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD3BRAiMrAw
>>73816218
*tips fedora*
>>73816197
look how cute it is
>>73816211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ca8PkvggD8
>mexico tells lies to get (you)s
the car is the most comfy way to travel over long distances
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-G28iyPtz0
*considers buying a 'home' in britain*
>>73816243
theyre boring and you add incredible amounts of value to their interactions by knowing stuff and being somewhat interesting
normies think im a fountain of knowledge because of their relative ignorance
What do you guys think about baseball?
outdated sport?
>>73816211
great song bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUsoVlDFqZg
Everything outside the red area should be glassed
>normies think im a fountain of knowledge because of their relative ignorance
>>73816232
>>73816273
>error 404 argument not found
>>73816316
i think its cute how japs are so into baseball
>>73816324
arent there any nice small local centric developments outside toronto though? that developed along rail lines or something
>>73816316
I love it, I'm watching the red sox vs blue jays right now.
America is the best y/y?
>>73816324
>toronto city ends up being the only airport
ah yes good plan
>>73816304
>being forced to worry about death for hours
Yeah, no thank you. Trains will literally ALWAYS be the best.
Just as bad as Hitler desu
>>73816324
Everything East of the Rockies should be gassed.
>>73816211
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YcbvamRJZvw
>>73816363
Maybe here and there. most of it is ethnics and urban sprawl though
The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
>>73816374
>pierre elliot trudeau becomes the most popular airport in canada and its primary port of entry once again
excellent plan
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*jumps into your way*
just WHERE do you think YOU'RE GOING... you SCUM!!!!
HYA SHA KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*does judo*
>>73816316
>>73816316
I like baseball, like football more but everyone in this city is super into baseball so yeah.
>>73816323
Thats a good one too.
Everytime I feel like playing sports I listen to this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMp55KH_3wo
>*crushes finland underneath my massive lizard toes*
I was meant to be a pioneer and explore the great unknown
>>73816452
*merican "football" or real football?
>>73816450
*uses akido to rip your soul out*
it was personnel kid
>>73816475
Why do you like these songs man? You a CHI?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jpqqBX-Myw
>>73816498
Born too late to explore the american interior, born too soon to explore the cosmos, born just in time to shitpost on 4chan
>>73816498
*stops canada*
really hate canada geese
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
Kicking, squealing, Gucci little piggy
*watches wheel of fortune*
>*puts america in sleeper hold*
hehe nightie night
>>73816563
awful show
watch jeopardy instead
*fantasizes about having an asian gf*
Paris-Montreal is Canada's most popular international air route
wonder how long until Beijing-Vancouver surpasses it
>>73816524
Nahh.
I did grow up around some Salvadorans, Colombian and Mexicans tho so I do really like the "Latino" culture
Im planing to travel around Latin America one day. Anywhere in Mexico you would recommend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X9wEwulYhk
>>73816584
t.
in honour of the contributions chinese-canadians have made to this great confederation i will be ordering a chinky tonight i think
>>73816584
How am I supposed to do that?
its been over for hours
>>73816525
should prepare my possible future children for space
>>73816624
The clue was Queen's !ty8YQueeNs
>I did grow up around some Salvadorans, Colombian and Mexicans tho so I do really like the "Latino" culture
>>73816609
mexico city, guanajuato, san miguel de allende, san cristobal de las casas
I AM THE SPICIEST
>>73816647
mexico shitty is a shit hole
In honour of the Italian gangsters who run Quebec I made pizza tonight and didn't burn the toppings
>>73816677
rude post
>>73816696
cara is a rude poster
>>73816690
what kind of toppings do you put on your 'za
Oaxaca will be a Cascadian colony
>>73816677
this
>>73816538
Not so fast America!
>>73816647
Thanks mexibro, Ill check them out
>>73816677
#rude
>>73816707
>>73816720
Not a bald eagle.
shan't justify this horrid post
>>73816720
That's not an american eagle
>>73816707
Will be the downfall of your "empire"
>putting out the truth is rude
stop acting like over socialized normies, thanks
>>73816779
The best way to fix Mexico would be the firebomb it and recolonize it.
>>73816773
indos and chicanos aren't granted free movement
>>73816779
that pic is the worst kind of urban t.b.h.
>slums means a city is bad
Thats why nobody takes you seriously.
Mexico City alone probably receives more tourists than the totality of Canada combined.
>>73816798
>>73816824
My mom was in mexico city for business once and she started getting followed by some criminal that probably wanted to rob/kidnap her so she quickly ducked into a restaurant and ordered a meal to shake him off. He legit stood outside the window for a couple of minutes, peering in seeing if she would get out
>>73816846
LEL
>Slums aren't an indication of a city being a shithole
>>73816871
Your moms a nigger, dude probably was amazed of seeing a monkey.
>>73816904
that was in bad taste
>>73816876
>visiting a friend at his dads place who is divorced
>friend warns me that he lives in the poor part of the city
>it's nicer than the homes i grew up in, my friends home, and the neighbourhood is clean and quiet
am i poor
>>73816904
Does an educated black woman in business attire that is more intelligent than you are offend your sensibilities?
*ques a webm to load on another tab*
hear u were talkin shit like i wouldnt find out
>>73816932
Yeah
>>73815588
how do i achieve this
>>73816953
magic
>>73816953
>>73816876
The US is like 50% slums
>>73816953
Discuss.
>>73816999
truth
but in ameriga its called the suburbs
>>73815740
If Obama had a kid and let him do that, people would think it was cute.
Either way, I think it is. Let them be. He's just playing like any other kid.
>>73816949
i had friends who lived in trailers and such, but my family didn't. we lived at our business and eventually bought an old "fix me up" crack house. it was cozy but I wonder if one of my rich friends looked down on me. he never really wanted to come to my house.
>>73817035
he probably doesn't want to get married again
>>73817048
get out bigot
>>73817048
The joke is the arsenal kit goddamit.
>>73817095
shhh
>>73817048
whoosh
>>73817100
saw this on reddit this morning ;D
>>73817100
gay
>>73817095
Better than any Mexican team, that's for sure. Day of the Cruz Azul when?
>>73817121
link?
>>73817159
no thanks, I already saw it
>>73817135
I didnt know Cruz Azul blunders were known internationally, poor lads.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-canada-idUSKBN17K2L5
really makes you think
that looks disgusting
here you go, drink up
>>73817183
is this what Canada is like?
>>73817250
thanks but I think I have an infection already and that would probably suffocate me
OI
HEY THERE BUDDY
WHAT'S ALL THIS I HEAR ABOOT CANNABIS BEING LEGALIZED FRIEND?
Are Canadians really like this?
>>73816999
and america is a shit hole
>>73817256
why would you assume this?
>>73817271
Yes
>>73817271
Canabis won't be legalized until summer 2018. Trudeau was elected in 2015.
>>73817183
>kraft dinner
>flavor
>OZ
>no french
nice try fucko
>>73817187
>poor lads
Se lo merecen, bola de malos.
>>73817294
>Kraft Dinner
you're joking right?
>>73817256
yes
>>73817311
its also christie here, not nabisco
>>73817342
good catch
which cum posters do you recognize?
footkraut
caraposter
montreal throwing up blood
fuck drumpf leaf
aussie that goes cum lol
danish poster that flirts with leafs
yank who wants quebecois gf
NEED a quebecois gf
>>73817355
damn it feels good to be slightly different and superior to the states
>>73817367
how do you not know Conway, Paha Sapa or Oyster Bay?
>>73817332
oh
>>73817367
that guy who looks just like me
>>73817367
The guy who posts ja/ck/ webms all the time
I'm feeling in a spooky mood today
Im the best poster here by far.
What would /cum/ be without me
>montreal throwing up blood
all me
>>73817419
that guy should kill himself promptly
>>73817436
>What would /cum/ be without me
A lot better
<3 <3 <3
>>73817250
better be whole
>>73817451
>>73817451
he already did
threw himself in front of a bus, poor guy
I forgot some cu- users buy 4chan passes.
Post your tramp stamp.
>>73817450
I think you should see a doctor about that
Kinda wish I was British
nice avatar posting
>>73817491
>closed casket funeral
Such tragedy
>>73817496
i posted a pic from the hospital the day it happened
>>73817491
I heard it was a subway train
>>73817526
how much weight did he lose?
We were kings!
>>73817412
who? i don't have extra flags
got an interview for a job in The UK today
me
>>73817450
again?
ordered Combo A:
Spring Roll (x2)
Mixed Vegetables
General Tao Chicken
Steamed Rice
>not using extra flags and a tripcode
What, afraid of being held responsible for your miserable posts?
>tripfags are a dying breed
i like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOs96LMUCDA
>>73817599
nah
>>73817586
Me
Our Glorious Leader
>flosses teeth
>gums bleed
>>73817643
>he isn't a loyalist
>>73817631
good
>>73817603
>no soup
honestly hope the Leafs never win another cup
I hate this fucking city and everyone here
>>73817568
ohhh, makes sense.
Conway is on just about all the time
Paha Sapa talks about himself a lot
and Oyster Bay is just really smart
>>73817643
#notmyheadofstate
>>73817644
I've been working on flossing more.
I'm getting better.
>>73817367
CIA
Canadian CIA
>>73817659
thanks bud
>>73817661
Hmm. My order comes with a Wonton soup, forget to transcribe that in my post
>>73817644
Don't saw into your fucking gums like you're working for timber, it's only to get miscellaneous gunk from the cracks. Just one or two passes should be good.
>>73817671
rasheed
>>73817671
You need to leave
>>73817643
I wish we had a Queen
>>73817671
Get out
>>73817698
But you do
>>73817730
who dis
canada is the royal family's favourite colony
>>73817694
no
>>73817696
I wont
>>73817714
no
>>73817681
>>73817681
t.2014
me on the left
(You) on the right
>>73817750
pretty sure they barely care about us
>>73817758
Canadian CIA didn't post here in 2014
recommend me an anime
I've been on this site for about 3 months now and I've only ever watched bleach on adult swim back in the day
>>73817764
ill never stop laughing at this pic.
leftist disgust me both physically and mentally.
>>73817367
Same as your list but with
>Fist
>Paha
There's also dead posters but they would make this unreasonably long
>>73817796
one punch man is alright, there's english dubs for what's out
>unironically discussing namefags
>unironically being a namefag
>>73817785
yes you did
>>73817367
But that guy wants a French gf, not a Quebecois gf
>>73817796
what kind of genres do you like?
>>73817828
April 2015 is my /cum/ anniversary
>>73817796
Shinsekai Yori
>>73817845
Whats the meme anime to watch so I can fit in with all the cool kids around here?
THE AUSTRALIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE AUSTRALIAN"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT
HOW DO YOU SAY AUSTRALIAN IN LATIN ???
*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"
HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN AUSTRALIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS
>>73817857
get out new fag
>>73817901
been here longer than almost anyone else
Went out for a stroll today and took a few pics
>>73817910
No longer than me
I Hate Muslims
>He complains about namefagging
>probably has R*dditflags
>>73817913
wow some fucking trees and gravel
off to a great start here
>>73817913
>>73817946
Thanks
Boy do I love penis
>>73817913
Nice wood chips and piles of sticks bud
@73817937
>wanting to be identifiable isn't reddit
Fuck yourself. You're probably the worst.
>>73817892
Man, I dunno, maybe Kobayashi's Maid Dragon or something
People post that Satania girl from Gabriel DropOut a lot around here, I've never seen it myself though.
Jojo's is kinda just a meme at this point
>>73817951
>for making billionaires look bad
Ah yes, because the 1% are all angels n shit
>>73817951
that's pretty autistic
>>73817963
Is it wrong I cared more about the Queen's Jubilee than I do about Canada's 150th birthday? I expect its just going to be an excuse for Trudeau to harp on about muslims and whatnot.
Satania is actually pretty cute tho
need to go buy more mushrooms
need to learn good recipes for mushrooms
mushrooms are cheap, I like them
>>73818065
>>73818055
Islam has been part of Canada ever since the Loyalists fled from the Thirteen Colonies.
>>73817951
i like how trump is drawn to the superhero's style
that reminds me i should build gotham in sim city or cities skylines
>>>/r9k/36403456
This is pretty impressive ngl
>>73818069
stuffed mushrooms and fried mushrooms are p good
>>73818042
vibes 2bh
>>73818055
The Queen's Jubilee is more interesting desu.
Current political climate is very anti-Canada and anti-patriotism so our Birthdays aren't fun. They even designed the 150th maple flag to be about diversity. Pretty dumb.
>>73818085
now that's what I call shitposting xD
>>73818085
This is a blueboard. I just got fired.
>he reverts to impersonation
kekkles
>>73818094
>stuffed
you put something inside them? I've only tried boiled and marinated so far.
>>73818115
/r9k/ isn't a blueboard
gonna go to nap time mode now
>>73818075
thanks
this show worth for this girl or nah
new bread
>>73818130
>>73818130
>>73818130
I need a big Californian cock inside of me.
>>73818148
too soon
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>73818135
No, but I big turd was shown on this one when my mouse hovered above the link on this one.
>>73817367
>no one posts me, swollen ball hospital anon
>>73818137
The show practically revolves around her
>>>/wsg/1646288
>>73818168
are you calgary kun?
73817977
>He thinks being identifiable using something with Reddit in the name isn't Reddit
AHAHAHAHA
>>73818042
>>73818104
>>73818227
comfy
>>73818189
Yeah aka alberta-kun
>>73818394
Yeah, Not comfier than winter though
>>73818571
i hate winter
I REALLY hate Muslims
>>73818717
To each their own
>>73817951
>superherpes are rad
wtf just got a call from a hiring manager
>>73818763
back to the_donald
>>73819081
Sand niggers deserve napalm
>>73819123
>>73819185
You are probably a sand nigger yourself, I see no other explanation as no one would defend them otherwise