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Progressive Coalition Edition
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class war
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Irish 'people' are not humans.
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Vindicated
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>>73814383
wow, compelling source there
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>>73814408
what is even more subhuman is not coming up with an original gimmick, try again
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:)
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marion
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>the coalition of chaos
hmm... that was .... my idea...
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>>73814371
it's just that we speak different varieties of English, man
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>>73814383
me on the right
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>>73814446
Hello, i like your smiley face post

Are you available to meet up for a quick chat?
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>>73814434
blair did nothing wrong

except flood the uk with pakis and suppress knowledge of their rampant noncing
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work tomorrow lads
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>>73814434
>spear throwing ethiop attempts to communicate
creasing
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>>73814447
marion is a mother.
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how does one get into playing "dungeons and dragons"?
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>>73814493
this isn't your blog >>73814497
runtoid
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How does one approach the topic of rough sex with the gf?

Been doing it missionary and a bit of doggy for a while now, but I really want to tie her up and slap her and shit but I'm scared she will think it's weird or that I want to hurt her.
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>>73814462
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how come there's no /epl/ general thread on /sp/?
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-international-aid-target-theresa-may-tory-manifesto-foreign-a7691831.html

Theresa May to include scrapping foreign aid in her Conservative budget.

How the fuck did we end up with UKIP in power?
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>>73814524
by forgoing any semblance of dignity you once had, in fact contemplating the opportunity should be reason enough for suicide
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Remember when that skinhead guy said on camera that muslims had "muslamic ray gans?" How we laughed! He was trying to say "rape gangs" but he was overcome by emotion or nervousness and said it wrong! So funny to hear someone inarticulate try to warn us about little girls being kidnapped, trafficked, and brutally gang raped and tortured on an industrial scale, all over the country.

HAHAHA!
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>>73814550
Thanks for the post I took interest in your subject and I'm wondering if your available tonight to meet up for a quick chat?
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>>73814550
I advise you FONT
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>>73814550
that's because it is weird and you are weird
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What should be on all our minds right now is: What does Peter Hitchens think?
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>>73814585
Astute political observation, you should get a column
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>>73814605
hahahaha hello barry the muslamic ray gun man
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>>73814585
It's great isn't it?
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Cartoon Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQtSxUGkQLY
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>>73814497
He's much better at communicating on 4chan than you are, so wind your neck in, you daft sod.
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protests in manchester
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>>73814605
LOL, fucking rorkes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebk1stGPBds

this should be no problem for a ja/ck/
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In:

>Yoga
>mairjuana
>10th planet jiu jitsu

Out:

>people who deny the moon landing was faked
>people who believe the official 9/11 story
>the gracie family
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>>73814497
ethiopian is the best poster on /brit/, go fuck yourself
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>>73814605
lol critical analysis
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>>73814685
What's wrong with the Gracies? I thought they were jujitsu royalty.
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I am spartan
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you arrive in the north
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SAID MEYBEEEEH DERRRRNT RELLY WANNNA NNEEEEEEWOOOOO HOW YAAH GARDEN GREOOWOOS
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>>73814692
nigger lover
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>>73814685
brainlet
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>nigger
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https://vimeo.com/118532076
>these are the yanks replying to you in these threads
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>>73814692
yea he's a good lad
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>>73814755
Not sure if this is a mentally ill twat or an antifa false flag. Or possibly an impressionable child who has spent too much time on /pol/ soaking up posts by mentally ill twats and antifa false flaggers.
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>>73814198
They go over Iran instead. Who are you flying with? Emirates, Etihad?
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2000 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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>>73814661
you chat shit
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>>73814714
nobody likes royce after he got popped for roids and hit ken shamrock in the balls, they got found out for selling blue belts over the internet and also went off on edgy brah saying when he dominated royler twice
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>>73814730
good post probably proxy
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flying to hong kong this summer, will i be flying over those places where they've shot planes down? like either the sinai or eastern ukraine?
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>>73814198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsN4u5UZqno
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>>73814763
*gets you in a twister*
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>>73814802
not too far off. gif is literally me and my cat
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>>73814891
obviously not
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flying to norilsk this summer, will be flying over south sudan, libya, sinai, syria, western iraq, eastern ukraine and liverpool
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>>73814861
That's a shame. I loved Royce in the early UFC tournaments. That was such an exciting time for martial arts.
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jujitsu royalty
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alri
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>>73814927
howling
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>>73814910
Saved to my "cool" folder.
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ahhh yes person in front of me why don't you decide to merge the motorway at 30mph hmmm very impressive
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>>73814935
Thanks for that bit of autism there lad.
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>>73814802
florida's weird
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Can you still stream anime and watch Netflix without a TV licence?
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>>73814954
>merge

seems like a very yank term but I can't think of another word for it
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>>73814954
>posting on /brit/ while driving
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just merged at 30mph in front of some cuck
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>tfw /brit/s full of NEETS and people at minimum wage jobs
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>30mph on motorway
literally illegal
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>>73814972
yes

you only "have" to have a TV licence if you're livestreaming something that's actually on TV at the time too
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>>73814938
*waves a tenner at you*
hey mister, will you go in shop for us? just get us woodpecker or if they don't have that then strongbow
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>>73814974
umm we own the english language, its an english term
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was driving down a tight road with cars parked either side earlier, knocked off someones wing mirror and drove off lol
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>>73814947
really?????
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>>73814981
>2017
>not letting the AI drive your car for you
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>>73815022
not what I mean, just meant in the context of driving

it's like off ramp instead of exit or something
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>>73815018
Well then why even buy one? Sounds more like a normie badge to me.
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https://twitter.com/the___udontc/status/563103033538531328?lang=en

lads...
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>>73815066
there is no need to buy one, I received those "you are now under investigation" letters regularly, they never even came to the door though
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why did adorno and horkheimer get accused to bringing on the degradation of western society when they only noticed and criticised that degradation?
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the northern icebox
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>>73814974
well, we invented language, so...
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>>73815074
>4000 retweets
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes
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>travelling in a cage
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>>73815047
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>>73815034
love kung-fu kicking wing mirrors off when im piss drunk
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>>73815074
how will we ever recover?
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phimo you in?
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>>73815074
my thanks to the moorish people
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need a tumblr gf
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>>73815152
Do you really do that?
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>>73815187
she's 15 mate
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>>73815152
Old flatmate of mine is a karate brown belt and cycles everywhere. Also has a raging temper. He once told me about a van that almost hit him as he was pedaling down the road, so he got alongside the van and karate chopped his wing mirror off at 20mph.
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>>73815152
when I was about 14 and I had a paper round I knocked one off with the bag of papers
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Have a rash in between my thighs, I'm worried
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>>73815223
what a walking 'dora
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>>73815232
are you fat?
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>>73815223
No mate, he watched that youtube video and pretended it was him
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Just had a 20" pizza all to myself
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>>73815190
nah, not above a bit of banterous vandalism though
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>>73815245
It was long before that YouTube video, and if you met the guy you'd absolutely believe it. He's a fucking psycho and trains every day.
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>>73803744
>>73803744
>>73803744

join in with the frogs and the krauts
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>>73815245
>he watched that youtube video
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>>73815223
>karate brown belt

lmao he must be fucking dreadful, they give out black belts in that fake chinky shit to literal kids
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>Just had a 20" pizza all to myself
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some people are so rude and unpleasant
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didn't hold the door open for a cute girl today lads
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>>73815263
that's a big pizza
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>>73815126
saving this to my brit thread
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>Old flatmate of mine is a karate brown belt and cycles everywhere. Also has a raging temper. He once told me about a van that almost hit him as he was pedaling down the road, so he got alongside the van and karate chopped his wing mirror off at 20mph.
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trying to find the video of the guy drinking ipecac but youtube must have removed it
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>>73815347
hello liam
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>>73815347
>kevs
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>>73815347
>having a kev folder
more /brit/ than me
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>>73815302
>all karate belts have the same value
He trained for 10+ years with a legendary karate master to get that brown belt. His sensei literally trained in Japan with Tatsuo Suzuki.
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>>73815339
Indeed
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watching this documentary about florida has fully put me off america
its like if blackpool was the size of the uk
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STAR CRAFT BROOD WAR NOW FREE TO PLAY
https://starcraft.com/en-us/articles/20674424

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4GbGmvNRc
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*blocks your path*
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>>73815426
to be honest I'm sticking to iccup right now because there are still some issues with this build

I will be streaming later on if you're interested
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>>73815347
Had to do it.
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>>73815454
I haven't played it in a long time so I'm gonna give it a go
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press ctrl+v in a reply to me or else
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would love to box up one of those 90 year old bald headed robe wearing chinky kung fu master mongs
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poo

wank
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>>73815475
cool man, I think the servers are pretty busy right now so finding a game won't be a problem

on the server I play on it averages like 300 players
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*posts in /brit/*
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>>>/gif/10449102 NOTHING is beyond our reach
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>>73815482
# set the random seed to 1234

$48k lad reporting btw
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>>73815442
>tfw you cross her field of view and have to pokemon battle her
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>>73815482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6nhSDAKRj8
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>>73815482
sexy naked lady pictures boobs
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why is this allowed
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>>73815515
>$48k lad reporting btw

so you accepted the job? congrats
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>>73815482
don't have anything in the clipboard
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So do Brits just not care that they live in a literal kingdom/monarchy? How exactly is that possible?
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itching to start a war with the argies just so I have an excuse to kill those fucking wankers

bunch of arsepieces who have no right to intrude on a perfectly acceptable universe that contains english people
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>>73815559
having a monarchy is fucking brill
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>>73815482
prefer shift+insert tbf

>>73815559
constitutional monarchy, most stable form of government there is
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Dude weed lmao
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>>73815559
the queen is a good lad
and she's been queen longer than most people have been alive, why would we have a problem

most people don't care because it doesn't affect their life in any way
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>>73815547
>so you accepted the job? congrats
yes, i dropped out of college to get the mediocre paying job that's 80 miles away
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>>73815559
WE
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>>73815586
literally just about to start rolling
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>>73815559
I know right it's pretty great to live in a country that actually has history and culture
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>>73815472
+10 for decent folder organisation
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HOW DOES IT FEEL?
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>>73815482
i can't paste a screenshot
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>>73815598
it was a joke haha, calm down man
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>>73815527
Stacey "pop a cap in a jap" Dooley
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>>73815559
the queen has no power outside of ceremonial things
what you could complain about is the house of lords
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>>73815631
t. bob dylan
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>>73815482
oh look it's weed day
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>>73815575
>brill
that's not a word

>>73815597
because she's a queen
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>>73815659
nice
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Ahh yes, so this is what Londoners get up to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1BjgjW-ti0
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>>73815559
Monarchy is great
Republics are so dry and just shit
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Dying to find a girl I recognise in a porn video. With this in mind, I have two questions:

1. How do I find porn from my hometown?
2. Why is all "British" porn made by older women?
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>>73815482
download/install the 4chan extra flags extension/script

I can't post the link here because it thinks it's spam

just google it
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>>73815669
and we aren't americans
why are you acted surprised we don't share your views
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>>73815693
>designer running shoe culture
Christ why not just admit that you're all just yanks now
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>>73815705
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*posts normie tune*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkXjvHfP3MM

*hats people who listen to rock*

ah yes...
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Thoughts?
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>>73815559
i care in the sense that i like the queen. in my mind american allegiance to the flag is similar to british allegiance to the queen; its mostly ceremonial but it makes you feel closer to your countrymen.
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>the daily worker
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business idea: salt flavour soup
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>>73815735
me playing the bagpipes
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>>73815711
because the enlightenment was two and half centuries ago
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>Have a Scot gf
>Regret it for a year

Are Scot girls the worst in the UK?
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>>73815793
the Enlightenment was a mistake
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>>73815801
yes
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Giving the self a refreshing scrub down with some brillo pads, lads
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>>73815801
I'm scottish and I wouldn't go for one
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me, playing the underage children in thailand
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*strolls towards you*
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>tfw it's your birthday tomorrow
>tfw you can't smoke any weed because you're looking for a job and they'll piss test you
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reckon I deserve an OBE based on my /brit/ posts
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>tfw no clouds
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the gf
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Can drink water
Can eat salt
Add em both together and you get literal fucking poison whats going on there?!
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>>73815820
fucking whiteys

how do we preserve the black race?
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>>73814383
nice
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*walks directly through apparent gap between france and the netherlands*
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>>73815841
americans aren't allowed OBE's
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>>73815847
btfo
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>>73815847
Baffling that half of the US is literally a desert and people literally live there
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>>73815839
land of the fucking free
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>>73815867
are you being serious
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>>73815839
smoking for a day shouldn't cause too many problems 2bh

https://erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml
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just shaved and I now look like a 15 year old despite bing in my mid 20s

at least when I'm bald I might finally look my age
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>>73815876
Brit on vacation
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>>73815888
do they not piss test in canada?
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>>73815873
*blocks your path*
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>>73815839
is this a common thing in yankland? abhorrent
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>>73815559
Why would we care? It doesn't affect our lives at all
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>>73815889
Do explain it to me mr arrogant student
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>>73815905
yeah. i got a job as a cashier when i was younger and they made me do one
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>>73815839
use fake piss dude
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>anon, i don't want to spend the night alone. can i come back to yours?
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>>73815735
who dreams up this tripe

can't believe people listen to this
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>>73815839
that's only worth complaining about if you're a literal degenerate
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>>73815905
most jobs do piss test you

not all, but a lot of them do. usually the higher caliber the job the more likely the are to do drug testing. or even if its a shit job but you're operating heavy machinery or tools of some sort, they'll do it in that case too.
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>>73815896
someone told me I look like an 18 year old

>>73815930
utter madness, I'd be fucked

>>73815936
>fake piss

dunno why this made me laugh so much
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>>73815940
to my what?
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>>73815905
the only jobs that don't are seasonal outdoors/resort jobs because the kind of people that would want those jobs are all young pot heads and alcoholics.
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>>73815902
not as part of the hiring process, no
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>>73815940
I only have 1 bed
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>>73815959
>>73815992
seems a bit over the top to me, AFAIK they only do it in the military here, maybe the police
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>>73815936
>use fake piss dude

that's what some of my former co-workers said, but i don't know if it actually works or how to use it.
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>>73815929
salt causes negative osmotic pressure in your gut, meaning water will leave you body and be excreted

the salt content of seawater is higher than the survivable level of salt/water in your body, thus drinking seawater exclusively will cause fatal dehydration

eating salt also dehydrates you but it just depends on how much salt you eat
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You lads think breeding has intrinsic value?
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sick of alienation and ennui

wat do?
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>ah yes, nothing better than lighting up a quick "doobie", as they say
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>>73815940
nah, my mom doesn't like me having guests too long past dinner time
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don't see why an employer should give a damn about your drug habits if you're not impaired on the job
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>>73815940
I'm just going to save you the embarrassment now

Driver, take her home
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>>73816011
It's nerve wracking because it has to be warmed up to the correct temp so you have to time it right
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>>73816020
marry an immigrant
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>>73816020
come snuggle :3
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>ennui
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>>73816018
Art, religion and philosophy are vital.

science can get to fuck
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>>73815882
kinda deserty
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>>73816010
they also do it for heavy machinery jobs here, just not at point of hiring

other stuff too
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>>73816015
VERY interesting
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>>73815888
hey


freedom ain't free, bub. we do a lot 2 protect our citisens ok
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>>73815992
I've never been drug tested. I've worked as a janitor and lawyer.
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oh fuck, almost out of baccy
>>
busy day tomorrow
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>>73816018
it has value on several levels
on the most personal (and egotistical) it basically ensures your immortality in a way.
>>
spags n' meabaw
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>>73816067
>janitor and lawyer.

That's quite a career jump
>>
Why did the electorate reject the alternate vote?
>>
>>73816039
aye. one guy said to hide the bottle between your nuts and your thigh and hopefully it'd warm it up enough.

fortunately we never had to, cause they stopped doing randoms after they ended up firing like 14 people. after that they'd only do it if you were obviously fucked up or if you had a safety incident.
>>
>>73816018
why pass on genes when you can pass on memes
>>
Stuck in a fucking shite houseparty. We're all stoned but I'm stuck here listening to utter nigger shite. So now im hiding on the stairs. Need to get out but my mates are hear too and i want them to go .
>>
alright so when's the /brit/ yank meet up?
>>
>>73816107
nobody gave a shit
>>
Business idea: buy a house and only inhabit it for 3 seconds every millenium
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>>73816120
Text them and ask.
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>anon. anon. i thought it was just a fart but i follwed through and have shit the bed. again. sorry
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23 years old tomorrow and still a virgin
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>>73816156
don't start posting this again you absolute trollop
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>>73816168
haha same
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>>73816157
by heck
>>
>>73816156
LOVE this gimmick

>>73816169
fuck off
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Cant go do a poo because some junkie looking twat is hanging around the stairs and i dont want him to stab me
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ancient gimmick
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>>73816168
>>73816177
I see an opportunity
>>
>>73816154
Out of credit and they're away to dominoes with some of them so they're not texting either. God it's so painfully cringey in here
>>
>>73814802

really enjoying this video, thanks
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>>73816194
>Cant go do a poo because some junkie looking twat is hanging around the stairs and i dont want him to stab me
what did he mean by this? i don't understand
>>
>>73816194
maybe ask him to leave your home?
>>
>>73816168
Something like 40% of 23 year old men are virgins. 25 - 30 is the best time to have children anyways
>>
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>>73816221
I don't understand this image.
>>
>>73816248
Wrong
>>
sam hyde
>>
>>73816221

should i convert lol
>>
>>73816256
its pictures of the same person
>>
>>73816272
no because most muslims are inbred, ugly and fat
>>
>>73816263
It's not wrong.
>>
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>>73814383
that's the best-looking picture of corbyn I've ever seen, why would they choose that one?
>>
*hydes*
>>
>>73816194
that's no way to talk about your dad
>>
>>73816221
>tattoos

obviously not a muslim
>>
>>73816271
wtf I nearly made this exact post about 30 mins ago
>>
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>>73816248
>25 - 30 is the best time to have children anyways
i'm planning on adopting.

fun fact, i was born when my mom was 43 and my dad was 51. now my mom's dead, and my dad is 75 and just hanging in there.
>>
>>73816315
ah so you have autism
>>
>>73816277
>>73816221
so this is an image of a British woman who converted or something? I don't understand why this was posted with no explanation.
>>
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>>73814434
BELLA ABYSSINA FACETTA NERA
>>
>>73816325
possibly. i was born a month premature.
>>
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>>73816156


get. OUUUUUUUUUUUUT
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>73816248
40%
no way
>>
>>73816337
>a month premature.

hmm, that's quite early
>>
>>73816248
haha geeky boys who look at planets x
>>
>>73815482
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-international-aid-target-theresa-may-tory-manifesto-foreign-a7691831.html
>>
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honestly lads, I would
>>
asked myself, should i get sub-way or mcdonald's? and then i realised, why not get both?
>>
Rousseau NOT Hobbes

desu
>>
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>>73816443
>>
Post
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>>73815187
tumblr girls are so 2010 though
>>
>>73816454
thanks for reminding me, i should take a shit before i leave.
>>
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>>73816458
me on the left since i'm in a different time zone
shall still be sparking up before midnight
>>
>>73816454
this happens to me quite a lot ngl
>>
>>73816443
nearest mcdonalds is about a 10 minute walk and so is the nearest subway, but in opposite directions
>>
>>73816454
Wtf, I thought it was all just legends?!
>>
remember when moot said the captcha wasn't permanent
>>
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>>73816454
upper left image is sexually confusing
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>>73816486
>>
>>73816217
second
didn't know i could empathise with yanks
>>
>>73816508
how is is confusing. just buy wet wipes when you get condoms
>>
Just popped a pizza in the oven
>>
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*pulls up in the foreign*
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>>73815347
giz a few rare kevs
>>
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just put some pizzas in the oven for late night movie night with the lads
>>
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>>73816554
>>
>>73816506
Who is moot?
>>
>>73816487
where i live they're literally right beside each other
>>
absolutely love kissing the gf lads
>>
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>>73816546
So this is the saviour of the working class huh...
>>
>>73816592
better be talking about on the fanny you bender
>>
absolutely love kissing the bf lads
>>
http://is2.4chan.org/int/1492643287052.jpg
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>>73816592
prefer when she puts on her strap on and fucks me up the shitter
>>
>>73816623
>>73816623
>>73816623
>>
>>73816596
oh, it's a Bentley? guess it's not a foreign then
>>
>>73816454
i thought that was a child on the bottom right. its her leg
>>
>>73816619
>>73816629
you gay boys
>>
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>>73816554
>>
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>>73816554
actually made this one myself, only posted it once. probably the rarest you'll ever find. don't let anybody else save it. i'm only giving it to you.
>>
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