>Wake up >look like this wat do?

Suck dick and try to get free shit

stick random things up my cunt

Call the mods

get a qt macedonian bf ;3

this >>73811882 plus taking pictures of it, also play around with my boobs, ass face, hair, pretty much all the body and also record it and take photos of it

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>>73811882
>>73812012

Why? I don't understand

>shitpost on /int/ as usual
>looks go to shit again because never developed the proper habits to maintain them
>nothing in my life ends up changing
>keep shitposting on /int/ until I inevitably drink myself to death

>>73811808
Play with boobies
Stream games on twitch

lament that my best friends will only view me as a sex object now


would probably just have to move away and reboot my life

>>73811808
>move to america
>fug random rich dude
>get citizenship

I could wake up like that if I started eating properly and dyed my hair lighter tbqh

>>73812466
hello u have kik ?

>>73811808
Approach some random Nigerian fake jewelry street vendors and get smashed by some fat BBC.

Experience the pleasures of being a cute white girl.

>have the option to easily have it made in life
>don't do it

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>73812466
Please be in London.

>>73812681
whoops meant to link >>73812466

>>73811808
Hm. I would find some qute young innocent schoolboy and make him lost his virginity.

Yes, innocence is required to do it. Won't do that with some guy, who is already smoking, drinking, swearing and is dumb as shit in his 15-16.

>>73811808
Celebrate. Feel my body all day.

Then wonder what I'm going to do next because I don't exist. I have no passport that matches my identity, no work and nobody that would recognize me.

>>73812787
you could squat in some nu-male's home and never fuck him

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>call up an old friend about the situation
>doesn't believe me at first
>eventually just laughs at the situation and promises to help
>go through comedic antics related to the change
>slowly develop romantic feelings towards him
>get adjusted to living as a woman
>one fateful night hold hands and share a kiss with old friend
>we start going out
>just like my japanese animes

Not in the position to do anything. Have to wait 4 years.

>>73812787
Maybe you could get a DNA test to prove your identity.

>>73811808
I wake up

>>73811808
Become a celebrity by being the world's most attractive lesbian.

>What's with all the gay shit?

I would go to a mirror and smile at my self make intense eye contact with myself play with bobies.
I would not insert shit in my pussy nor would I do gay stuff since I'm still myself in some hot chicks body.

>an attractive blonde woman with a man's mind

I ascend to godliness.

>>73812383
Of course the German wants to get BLACKED...