/brit/

cara

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the gf

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10 lbs to goal weight

>>73811716
dutty byach

>>73811583
cannot think of a future position i could have where i'd ever earn 100k

chose the wrong fricking LYFE

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R janny

getting sick of this early new malarkey

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>>73811716

worst outcome of the election -

tories won't do as well as expected. but it will mean that corbyn is vindicated which will still be good for them . continued poor opposition and pressure from backbenchers will mean extremely hard brexit that will destroy industry and jobs

best outcome of the election -

may achieves an even slightly greater majority and any gain in scotland allowing her to pursue soft brexit that satisfies the markets and puts indyref2 off the table

reminder that colonialism was the best thing to ever happen to that giant wasteland known as Africa

New Paramore track slyly bangs uno

https://youtu.be/AEB6ibtdPZc

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can't decide whether or not to have a wank

>>73811811
Tories will probably gain 100 seats...

>>73811811
best income - you get blown up at the polling booth by a political terrorist and I never have to read your shit posts again

>>73811811
Can you explain we each election outcome leads to each different brexit deal for me?

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>I am pleased to have the honour of having been chosen as a member of a Special Attack Force that is on its way into battle, but I cannot help crying when I think of you, Mum. When I reflect on the hopes you had for my future ... I feel so sad that I am going to die without doing anything to bring you joy.

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Post your best Rachels

>ugly mongy parents
>attractive/decent offspring (over 18)

How does this happen? Why do I see it all the time?

>>73811884
why are micks so obsessed with blowing people up?

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caty cole on studio 66 tonight

>>73811820
go on mate, you've earned it

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>>73811820

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d7ed67c3e49

>>73811914
She's worn more revealing dresses on Countdown

What gives

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>>73811716

guarantee this yank who thinks hes too good for a £40k job will get absolutely fucking nothing when he leaves uni, for a good amount of time, before landing some mediocre job and wishing that he'd done what his mum said

>>73811817
>Paramore
What are you, 15?

>>73811890
if the rorke tories doubt her strength and legitimacy they'll freak go full farage. She will need to satisfy them to maintain party discipline. leading to angry uncooperative brexit negotiation

all tories are rorke tories

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Christ

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>>73811716
>>73811716

https://renegadevids.com/2017/03/29/response-to-how-to-get-an-alt-right-girlfriend/
how will the alt-right ever recover?

>>73811988
$40k is only £30k

They call it a revolution, but in fact, it has nothing to do with revolutions. A revolution needs thinkers. A revolution is built on thought. Where are their thinkers? A revolution needs leaders. Who is its leader? Revolutions are built on science and thought not on ignorance, on pushing the country ahead not taking it centuries back, on spreading light not cutting power lines. A revolution is usually done by the people not by importing foreigners to rebel against the people. A revolution is in the interest of people not against the interests of people. Is this a revolution? Are those revolutionaries?

>>73811734
top tier girl

bit of a wide head though

>>73812037

hardly surprising is it

Iran is a very fascinating country, very different to the rest of the ME

>>73812041
wonder what's her effectiveness compared to viagra on old folks that watch daytime tv in the nursing homes

>>73811716

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peLXmKePK-Q

>>73812130
literally got hacked without being connected to the internet
fucking scrubl0rds

*kills in the name of religion*

Dave Chappelle’s comedy special a huge success after he warned other comedians boring, stale Trump bashing jokes weren't funny. Coincidence?

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>"My dearest Dad

>by the time you get this I shall be one of the many who have sacrificed their unimportant lives for what little ideals we may have - my own ideals I can thank you for.

>We have been on this boat for a fortnight now, and we are all determined to see this through. I salute you all, No.2 Commando - they are a great lot of lads.

>The reason I am writing this at all, Dad, is just the thought that it might be a little better for you to get this rather than the dreaded telegram.

>We've just finished our tea and the sunshine is streaming through the portholes. We've been on deck sunbathing all day. Peter is very red now, and I am myself, and everything seems so far removed from the job ahead of us.

>Well, Dad dearest, I'll close now. Don't worry and don't be too unhappy - remember what you always told me - to keep my chin up. I'll have done what chance has made my duty, and I can only hope that by laying down my life the generations to come might in some way remember us, and also benefit by what we've done.

>In a time like this I turn to you, Dad, and God - I hope there will be peace for everyone soon. Give my love to everyone - I'll remember you.

>Your loving son, Bill"

>>73812037
if only ukip had 6%. babbies could learn multiplication with opinion polls.

>>73812075
Not even going to bother on a post as stupid as this

Thick as shit you are

>>73812164
because I blew you the fuck out haha

>>73812163
Then another date point would be higher you numpty

>>73812069
the girl who made that video is jewish you know

why is it so dead

>>73812037
>Polls meaning anything

>>73812228
>other

have a penchant for violence lads
*tenses fists*

>>73812227
if you read his post again he stated £40k not $40k

in other words he had already done the conversion

>>73811988
why are you so angry about it

>>73812237
Nearly 11pm, time for bed

>install game
>play for ten minutes
>get bored
>unistall game

Onto my fourth one now, hopefully it'll be fun.

>>73812237
Exam time has just started for the arrogant students

>>73812262
*heems you*

>>73812245
You're right, Conservative support is always under represented in polls

>>73812270
no he didn't. why would he say pounds if he's a yank . mong

r/badphilosophy is by far the worst subreddit

>>73812297
that was me about 13 years ago, anything I played was shit so I went back to BW

haven't even bothered trying a new game for at least half a decade

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>>73812229
bet you think her husband and son are black too
sit down

>>73812338
Pretty good old style trolling going on here lads

>>73812338
>>73812270
i said $48k which is closer to 40k gbp than 40k usd so.. *shrugs* i don't know guys

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>>73812160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0C-euAyCTU

>>73812313
not any more.

toryism is the new mainstream

>>73812358
BW?
Black and White?

>>73812338
gonk

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Welp

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why does /brit/ hate software development so much?

>>73812408
AFTV when?

>>73812403
Brood War

>>73812408
wahey, full kit wanker

>>73812354
smug fucking students who think they know better than everyone else

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Westminster voting intention:

>CON: 48% (+4)
>LAB: 24% (+1)
>LDEM: 12% (-)
>UKIP: 7% (-3)
>(via YouGov / 18 - 19 Apr)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/854806692697178119

UNLIMITED POWER

>tfw too intelligent to be a software developer

>>73812358
I'm trying to force myself to play something new. I've got about 40 games in my backlog.

>Breitbart is Jewish
>Trumps entire family is Jewish, loves Israel
>key leaders of the 'alt-right' are Jewish

Fascinating

>>73811788
same, the anterior one had 7 'til bumpslimit.

If wealth should be redistributed, should we also redistribute sexual market value?

>>73812482
yes

>>73812446
LABOUR SURGE

>>73812482
yes because it's unhealthy for people to not have sex

>>73812037
>>73812119
doesnt feel like a choice does it? 'hey we started negotiations, would be a shame if something were to happen to that'

>>73811716
Is that the British version of wheel of fortune?

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ah yes

>>73812442
Excellent taste then
You going to get the remaster?
I can't play my old CDs on my computer anymore and can't find them either
I still have my prima guides though

>>73812556
ugly ass dress

>>>/g/59974992

>>73812460
>people still use the term "alt-right" unironically


Wish the alt-centrist would fuck off already

>>73812446
Cons could literally get over 50%, mad really.

>>73812553
no, it's countdown

>>73812577
ty, ty

I will give the re

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*hacks your lappy*

>>73812577
>>73812608
oops, it autoposted before I finished typing

was going to say yes I will give the remastered a try

the new patch was released today, you can download it for free: https://us.battle.net/forums/en/starcraft/topic/20754425295

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>>73812600
>THEY CALLED ME "UNELECTED" FOR MONTHS
>SO I SHOWED THEM TRUE ELECTORAL POWER

Melanchon Megatron stomps into John (la toilette).

any of the irish posters wanna get kissy wissy with me

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Can't believe people are voting for this racist lying bitch. I don't know a single Tory voter so I am starting to think this is all a rigged election.

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right lids

whens the 300k starting coming then

Is Labour, dare I say it, finished?

>>73812654
Not really a fan of the nanny state's physical form.

>>73812611
>that chin
ah yes truly the master race

>>73812654
DOEs she have shit approval rating or something?

>>73812684
any job you want, when you get your PhD in maths

>>73812676
I find this weird too, I work in a fairly middle class company and not many people will admit to voting tory.

there's something of the night about Andrew "Developmental Secretary calls copper a 'pleb'" Mitchell.

>>73812719
No, she has overwhelming approval. It is really weird how the entire country has become a cult around her just because she keep saying "Brexit means Brexit".

>>73812719
nah, it's just that she was never technically elected as PM, just as an MP and then separately as party leader

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the goal

Fucking hate Yvette Cooper

>>73812676
but she's a feminist

>>73812719
brexit mongs like her because she's going through with brexit

>>73812739
Why are womens bikes shaped like that

>>73812719
Your average spastic has basically been brainwashed into believing everything shit with their lives is somehow the fault of the EU and ole Theresa's gonne give dem euros what for and show em what Ingerland is made of.

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>>73812780
She and I might disagree on what makes one a feminist.

>>73812799
so they don't expose their fanny when they wear a skirt

>>73812709
shurup or I'll put your chin to the test

going to be purchasing a car soon and want to go for drives whilst playing some choons

do all cars come with some sort of connectivity for phones to play music or will i need to get a new stereo?

>>73812739
more lady-like

>>73812772
Where are the tits?

>>73812799
so that they don't reveal more than the want when wearing a dress and getting off of bike.

>>73812871
>>73812826
hm very smaht

>>73812825
>not true feminism

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>>73812676
>racist
ohhh noo

>>73812859
sersha is fine as is

>>73812850
A lot of older cars won't, most of the newer ones have Bluetooth although an aux is good enough

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Think I might be inheriting OCD from my dad lads

I check the ovens off 10 times a night and lock the door 5 times

Now i've started only washing my hands in boiling water


fuck my genetics

>>73812739
business idea: replace that seat with my face

>>73812822
Should have realised how much damage mass immigration does

>>73812719
given those voting intentions it appears she has overwhelming approval, relatively.
for some reason no other party except ukip are willing to make a pro-brexit case, and I think even ukip want the conservatives to do it for them. maybe nobody else is actually confident enough to negotiate ouside their own country.

Freddie mercury is a very good singer

don't understand how people manage to get hit by cars

>tfw feminists will ban Countdown eye candy in your lifetime

At this point... why even live?

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NEED theresa to trod on my bollocks with those boots whilst she calls me a naughty boy for watching too much porn

>>73812930
how do I use the aux with my phone?

>>73812972
George Michael is unironically the goat

TIME TO TEST THE SPIRIT BOMB

*closes the borders*

*elects a Tory landslide majority*

>>73812446
>That mongoloid in the replies who thinks "Westminister voting intention" means what people in Westminister are voting for

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Intriguing... really make brain works

>>73813012
*lends you my chi energy*

did that "I side with" quiz for a bit of a giggle
got Lib Dems
might just skip this election

>>73812949
Arrrooooo don't like foreners.

Buying up all the homes and renting them out to young people, taking all the shit jobs British people don't want, being young and of working age thereby somehow taking more out of the health system than they put in.

Can't stand em.

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>>73813042
>SJW
>2003

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>>73813070
hmmmmm

this is me

>>73813042
good girl

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>>73813012
PEOPLE OF /BRIT/
LEND ME YOUR POWER

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>>73813076
did you get lost

/unitedkingdom/ is that way

>>73813042
imagine basing your entire life off of ideologies

A

>watching old biographies or reading them of old bands
>bunch of kids practicing all night in an attic or corrugated metal shack
>slowly becoming masters of their instruments

>modern musicians dont know any real instruments or have bandmates
>they fiddle with computers all day because most popular music now is faux indie or electronic shit
>sponsored by millionaires and/or are niggs
>scrawny pale numales

ah yes

>tfw got 50% for every party

>>73813076
>increased housing costs
>increased competition for jobs
>lower wages

hmm

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who was she who sat behind Nige?

>>73813076
alri rasheed abdullah mohamed

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>>73813158
>ideologies

>>73812947
that's good, but i can do one better:
replace it with mine

in the trap with the press (trap trap)
whip and flex (whip em)
brick phone in my right hand (brrrt brrrt)
pyrex in my left

>>73811990
This must be the American wit I've heard so much about

>>73813196
who has the zizek of him cosplaying as chris chan

>>73812144
how naughty

>>73813179
I'm sure a lot of British people are pissed off they can't pick fruit during the summer or wipe shit out of McDonalds bathrooms. Too bad all the immigrants had to take those jobs.

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need a mummy gf

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hmm


yes

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LMAO

>>73813221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EYxqocgk9g

>>73813219
not him but is trite electronic shit

it seems these days that if music isnt electronic shit its millionaire sponsored faux indie aimed at teenage girls

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Ran out of rachels

>>73813076
You are ignorant to what it does when it happens in such large numbers in such little time.

>>73813082
They've existed since the Marx's time.

>>73813250
ah yes, may as PM forever
what can go wrong

anyone else having a dance? doing a little dance now haha

*does a little dance with a cheeky grin on my face*

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>>73813042
>alt-right = generic Tories & NeoLibs instead of NRx

>>73813250
He's a bit of a nutter really isn't he.

>>73813304
is this some sort of rachel/holly willoughby hybrid

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>>73813235

>>73813325
long before that laddo
the remember the Gracchi

ah yes found another Instagram electronic artist who has never touched a real instrument in their life and yet postures themselves as some fashionable modern bohemian

business idea: become a tribune of the plebs

>>73813229
Explain why these jobs get about 300 applications per job then

runt

Business Idea: Get good at sex and bang J K Rowling

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carol 4ever

>>73813229
As if this is a valid argument against immigration. Nobody cares that they do slave labor that most Brits and Americans won't do. It's their very presence. You have an overly materialistic/economic view of migrants.

Think it's about time to get rid of the ol' hair

Ahh yes balding at 21

ordered some louboutins

>>73813473
at least you're shaving it off
always bothers me when knobheads try to hold on to their youth and not shaving off their obviously balding shit

http://www.xvideos.com/video7950967/cute_chubby_pornstar_kitty_lee_loves_to_fuck#_tabComments

this guy says "you like dick in your cock?" at 8:15 when hes fucking her
good for a chuckle

>>73813229
I work in McDonalds and all our staff, barring one Ugandan, are English. Go fuck yourself. Every time we advertise a job we get hundreds of replies from locals.

>>73813473
*slaps you as hard as possible on the back of your head*

>>73813229
"WHO WILL WIPE ME ARSE AND SERVE ME PRET"

t. you

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>>73813473
>tfw 31 and full head of hair

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bit surprised by this
always thought of myself as a lib dem man

>>73813399
its all fashion, we're beyond the veil now

>>73812581
>those replies

BTFO

*Vetoes some agrarian reforms*

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Why do brits hate America so much?

Imagine being as cucked as Cleggy when wifey never stops bitching with her retardative Castilian accent and won't change her name, not even incorporate hubby's name as an appendage to her own familial name,
and being forced to smoke outdoors!

>>73813091
honestly where I was when I did it a few years ago. god knows where it all went wrong

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>>73813502

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>>73813532
don't know what you mean by this

There are people who do the same thing but instead posture themselves as indie artists. What exactly is "indie?" This word doesn't describe Lynyrd Skynyrd practicing in a corrugated metal shack or the B52's skipping meals. It's a modern invention for yuppie richfags pretending to be bohemians.

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>>73813623

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What do British people think of Benedict Arnold?

>>73813535
that's literally all you guys. i made the same post a few days ago and i was told not to settle for it because it's mediocre pay for someone of my caliber

>>73813635
in Latin nations the wife usually keeps her name to basically mark her fathers family.

>>73813659
Why do you equate poverty with authenticity?

>>73813601
*has you murdered*

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Need a Davina gf

>>73813708
I AM THE SENATE

>>73813229
You'll never hear a working class person make that argument. Fruit picking has been a traditional summer job for working class British students for decades, I nearly did it myself and know lots of local lads who did. And cleaning McDonald's bathrooms is fuck all compared to working in a nursing home or being a nurse on a ward, something lots of local folk are happy to do, week in, week out.

Just because you find it more appropriate that your arse is wiped by an immigrant, doesn't mean a British person wouldn't take that job.

>>73813669
The fat woman actually lost a lot of weight. We are actually thinner than Brits when you take out minorities

>>73813679
most people won't even know who he is

>>73813715
bet she is an absolute freak

>>73813679
actually really interesting question.

>>73811751
How tall are you kid?

only just finished me bloody easter egg haha

>>73813399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZrNUA885Jk

bohemian?

>>>/g/59959199
neurons in overdrive

some notable replies:
>>>/g/59959227
>>>/g/59959253
>>>/g/59959264

>>73813738
>The fat woman actually lost a lot of weight
how do you know?

>>73813763
190 cm

>>73813679
>>73813760
99% won't even know who he is.

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Honestly reckon /pol/ would in the development of human consciousness on the Jews if they could.

>>73813783
really dont care

>>73813804
all religion was created to control people

got one triple eyelid and one double eyelid lads, considering surgery desu

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>>73813786
She dropped 150 pounds

Business idea: become a 'novus homo' and ascend my descendants to the rank of nobles.

>>73813705
The style/brotherhood created by The Smiths or The Beatles was formed by shared experiences and hardship. There are modern day bands which would be attributed the same authenticity as The Monkees under the title "Indie" who manufacture trite music and style themselves as starving artists. To some extent, in the realm of music, a great deal of the authenticity of a band is formed by shared life experiences, hardship, and whatever it is they are singing about.

>>73813659
I mean that in the past, action both real and symbolic were intertwined. the status and image these bands had was "genuine" in that it had a real reflection in their lives (the hard work they put in to get their, their years of songwriting and skill with instruments, and so on) so these signs or "images" had real and symbolic meaning.

now meaning had been utterly eroded to the point where there is no real meaning, just echos of echos from ages past, completely degraded to the point where they exist only as symbols, yet without the meaning behind them. they especially symbolise themselves, or to put it simply are self affirming.

basically people can adopt the "trappings" or mantle of what they want to be (or want their image to be) and in essence they become that since the symbol, however devoid of meaning, is as good as the real thing.

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>>73813859

>>73813817
really think you do, since you just had a stroke over it a few minutes ago

going to see a man who knows a thing or two about business ideas

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/northernirishgf2017/ is going rather swimmingly lads

rather swimmingly indeed

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>>73813717
*stabs you*

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Wew

>>73813763
5'11", king of manlets

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What can Brits tell me about Northamptonshire. Turns out I've got roots there going way back. They appear to have been an Eydon dynasty.

>>73813931
*kneecaps you*

you know what's crazy?

Most conservatives would actually probably be okay with socialism and welfare, if they lived in a homogenous society

>>73813931
oh really pal

>>73813957
The home of runts

>>73813941
rorke

>>73813957
Got my willy sucked by 10 blokes there once.

>>73813941
>agree with corbyn on immigration

hmmm

also why do they still have the BNP with nick griffin? they've updated all other parties, the BNP were relevant like 5+ years ago but not today

>>73813886
The Beatles were shit

*slaps your bass*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw

>>73814003
All me

>>73813931
>swimmingly
yeah, like my sperm.

>>73814006
BNP was a false flag party to make right wingers look bad, of course they're still perpetuating it

>>73813957
how did you find this out

>>73814015
hello ______

>>73813957
went there for an away day with the lads, porked this fat single mum whilst her kids were playing in the next room

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>>73813759
Yeah

>>73813996
Absolute runt desu, she's clearly not into that. Literally no women enjoy being dominant, they just want Chad to throw them down and fuck them.

t. bitter femdom enthusiast

>>73814015
you're unironically right

they're a 4 chord boy band

how can you like oasis but think the beatles were shit

>>73813957
>Lorenzo
not a very english name

>>73814055
Beach Boys > Beatles

Across the Universe and Elanor Rigby were choons though

>>73813957
>Lorenzo Smith
>Lorenzo

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it appears your family lived in the Jewish leper colony just right outside the city walls

is it bad to put an unironic selfie as my tinder picture

>>73813859
looks like she's got another 150 to go

>dissin' Beatles
>>73814055
this, to be fair

John Lennon solo career/Yoko Ono colabs > the Beatles

>>73813679
I think less of him than of his revolutionary contemporaries. A traitor is a traitor. I guess he deserved a second chance from the Brits after fighting for the "wrong" side, and if you're going to defect then you might as well play your hand as best you can. But unless I'm mistaken, he swore an oath upon joining the revolutionary army, and went on to break that oath.

His achievements and ability have obviously been overshadowed by his defection and the sly way he did it, but if Britain had won the war, he'd probably be considered a great man. If Germany had won WW2, Oscar Schindler and Claus von Stauffenberg might now be seen in a similar light.

>>73813945
Good work

>>73814083
http://www.scaruffi.com/vol1/beatles.html

>>73814052
I knew that Carrie Smith and John Abrams were my great great grandparents and someone else did the work backwards from Carrie Smith which I just piggy backed off of. It's not too clear to me what that person was basing this on but I'm kinda trusting of it.

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*Blocks your path*

>>73814092
no one gives a shit you little niglet

just played connect 4 with the gf at the pub lads and she won like 10-2 haha

I wasn't even letting her win and she's not as smart as me but I have absolutely no tactical foresight or vision at all

gonna give her a damn good porking later for embarrassing me so much though haha

>>73814165
*unzips gold experience requiem*

>>73814015
fuck off scaruffi

Going to Dubai in September.. Will be flying over Syria apparently

Oh and were flying on 9/11

we've been here before
don't fear me
don't stand by the door
come near me

>>73814097
what the fuck do you think tinder is for you stupid cunt

>>73814174
Bit rude

>>73814198
>Will be flying over Syria apparently
you won't, all airlines are banned from doing so

>>73814182
>just played connect 4 with the gf at the pub
reddit

>>73814198
>Oh and were flying on 9/11
thought you said you were going in september

>>73814125
No one gives a shit what you think

is there anyone here who fancies meeting up for a quick chat?

>>73814221
you're meant to use a picture of you with mates but i have no mates and my most recent picture with other people is awful

>>73814270
*steps in the light*
*unsheathes claws*
Back off.

>>73814260
A-ha such wit, let me add that into my list of 4Chan posts I'll never think of again

>>73814326
>4Chan
reddit

>>73814056
>an away day
wut is this

>>73814090
>>73814095
yeah I was surprised by it too but both his parents were born in Northamptonshire

>>73814347
dumb yank

>>73814383
>>73814383
>>73814383

>>73814318
you're ballsy enough to use tinder but not enough to take a selfie, come on lad

>>73814318
men are often pretty bad at selfies, but yeah if you can get a good angle. women will notice your lack of friend-pics, so try and find something even if its old

>>73814067
femdom only works with escorts, a trusting gf where you do it once every few months or one of those rare, psycho girls that happens to be into it

>>73811751

Is Ethiopia, dare I say, /our rare/ ?

>>73812580
Agreed. It should be removed