/balt/ /ausnz/

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First for Lithuania is becoming a dictatorship

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>>73809057
Hello Anon

What makes you say so?

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3D women ARE important.

(cultural post)

>>73809032
I usually don't drink coffee with sugar, so I suppose that could amplify the feels, but yes, it certainly is different haha.

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>>73809081
Goverment collecting data of their citizens browsing history, and tracking our whereabouts

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>>73809116
Wow, she cute.

>>73809116
we don't have 'moster energy' here
we don't have weeb bags here
fake news

>>73809205
Neither do I. I want to taste my coffee, not drink a milky sugar drink with a coffee aftertaste.
Probably why I like the bitterness of dark chocolate.

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>>73809116
>white w*men
i think i'll pass.

>>73809279
fug
*monster energy
>>73809257
Are you afraid that they'll find out that you visit hentai sites?

>>73809116
she could suck my penis if you know what i mean

>>73809334
ugly face

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>>73809257
I think they do that everywhere nowadays. Including GPS in phones was a mistake.

>>73809290
Saying that you reported someone is a bannable offense.

>>73809345
heheeey

>>73809380
you kidding me?

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>>73809334
Racist much?

Check out this cultural ballerina girl.

>>73809418
no. you have an incredibly bad taste in plastic dolls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGdbaEDVWp0

>>73809334
hm
looks like a girl (male) if you don't look at her face imo
cool
and good

>>73809445
ugly face
ugly curly hair
ugly feet
sweaty
i giver her a solid 3/10

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I'm baltic Prussian, learn what avatar fagging is retard.
>>73809341
Its about privacy in general imo
>>73809388
They wouldn't be proposing laws like this if that were the case.

>>73809345
In news today: Master cryptographers and language experts working around the clock to decipher the meaning behind this post.

"Comparable the the Voynich Manuscript" - says lead investigator. "We may never really know what it says or means."

I guess I'll watch some anime before going to bed.

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So I went to my friend's place and we got a bit drunk. It was pretty good.

Anyways, good night, Anons. luv you all!!

See you again tomorrow!

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>>73809501
>They wouldn't be proposing laws like this if that were the case.
Who is there to control in a nation of less than 3 million peopel anyway? There's no muslims here, no weapon smugglers, no large scale drugs ddealers
Maybe a bit of mafia but that's it

>>73809573
Good choice. Good night.

>>73809579
Also a good choice. Good night.

>>73809579
Sweet dreams my love.

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>>73809501
hm, I see

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>>73809603
And I'm not going to report you because I'm a kind hearted samaritan.

>>73809650
you won't

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>>73809591
>There's no muslims here, no weapon smugglers, no large scale drugs ddealers
Exactly there is no terrorist organizations or big organized crime, its to fucking control the people

but i.... >>73809290

>>73809650
i'll report myself bitch take that haha

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I'M CASH BITCH

SALT WATER IN MY BATH BITCH

CANDLES LIT

MY DOPE ROLLED

I'M LIVIN LIFE ON THAT LAVISH SHIT

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>>73809709
It's time to leave for Nippon, Anon. Baltic Prussians will never be free under L*thuanian opression.

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>>73809618
>>73809619
Have a nice night, my Lithuanian friends :)
Good night you too!!!

>>73809753
f-fuck i didn't expect this
*tries to deflect your self-report with his katana*
*barely misses*
AAAAAH
ANON NOOOOOOOOO

Yekaterina ty byla nie prava

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>>73809573
What anime are you going to watch??

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>>73809810
it's all over kiddo you brought this divine punishment on yourself

actually i want to see if they do ban you for that

>>73809837
ty blya ne prava

>poles being opressed

i see no problem

>>73809870
I just downloaded Kaiji season 2, so that I guess.

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>>73809874

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>>73809790
One day, if this country continues to go down like this.

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>>73809898
hah
>>73809912
Oh, I see
Good nitght

>>73809116
>absolutely zero over ultra
wtf no

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>>73809953
You can always sleep in my guest room if you need some place to stay (no homo)
Just know that you have a fellow e-friend you can always rely on
I won't even sell your orgrans to the mafia or anything, I swear.

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>Not born in Lithuania under Smetona

I've really thought about what you said yesterday, Lithuanian.

and damn, it made me sad, man. :(

>>73810141
Wasted opportunities are a bitch
I'm not Lithuanian btw, just cosplaying as one

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>>73810087
Typical pribalty fashist

>>73810190
where are you from?

>>73810232
I'm an exchange student from Nigeria, but I can very much rely to the problems this Anon facces. Last friday at Cocaine nightclub 3 blondes tried to grind against me, but I only took one of them to my flat.

Katrin, how's it going?

>>73810267
*relate
sorry, my english gets rusty sometimes from all the sex i'm having

NEED some qt aussie accents in the vocaroo thread pls

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>>73810267
Did you gave her that BBC.

>>73810334
literally fuck off to /brit/

>>73810351
It barely fit in Anon, it barely fit in.

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I hate to admit this on an anonymous cavepainting forum, but I'm gay. I mean, I haven't had sex yet with my dream boifrendo, but I know I'm gay because I have all these dreams about cuddling with him and him waking me up with a rock hard cock in me.

>>73810334
no

>>73810376
Wouldn't that count as rape, or something?

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>>73810484
Not if I only pretend to be asleep.

>>73810376
are u cute?

>>73810334
Girl kiwi accents are qt'er though?

>>73810352
i hope russia invades you.

>>73810376
That does sound pretty bent desu.

>>73810525
no but i am

hello

>>73810376
>not exclusively getting off to drawn pornography of completely physically impossible acts

it's like you don't want a giant futanari to eat you faggot

>>73810525
Cuter than 3.14 ;)

>>73810531
i hope you get shot by a nigger

>>73810376
>>73810510
Don't post with these cat images, only that sweet Estonian girl can dot this

>>73810574
>>>>>>>gjrl

>>73810569
jokes on you, so do i!

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>>73810574
But I am a sweet Estonian girl (male).

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>>73810211
He was nothing like a nazi though, more of a nationalist, and really hated commies, but even after everything didn't tell the milltary to fend of soviets.

>>73810655
no you don't

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/aus/ or /nz?

>>73810510
But if they think that you're sleeping, wouldn't it still count as rape? You know, because of the implication?
>>73810574
I agree.

>>73810673
ok i don't, but i do hate myself sometimes.

>>73810549
hey post pics
>>73810549
very nice post pics

>>73810682
nz has miss alice 21, so

>>73810682
new zealand is just a poorer version of australia. they should just be annexed already. they already come over and steal their welfare, at least if they were annexed they could be useful and pay taxes.

>>73810662
no you are lying
she is sleeping right now

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>even the 4chan friends hate you for being gay

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>>73810371
Good. That's vibrant and multi-cultural.

>>73810682
Wow. I'd say Aus. Source?

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>>73810737
thanks

>>73810745
rude american

>>73810763
>he prefers boys over 2d girls
uhm anon

>>73810566
>Cuter than 3.14 ;)
post pics

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>>73810808
why are you posting the cover of a polish porn magazine from the 90s?

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Reminder that if you share your surnames with one of these cowards
https://lt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liaudies_Seimas
you're officially a commie

>>73810808
how does feel living in a country so irrelevant most people probably don't even know it exists, or if they did they wouldn't be able to accurately locate it on a map?

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>>73810763
I don't hate you, but you have to stop posting cat pictures. How about you post some cute dogs?

>>73810763
I don't. I'm probably bi myself. Not that I'll ever have sex.
But don't take that other nice anon's cat posting gimmick.

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shit is going down in the socialist paradise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TQ_kMSxVik&feature=em-lss

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>>73810865
Good thing I don't. I have a jewish surname.

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>>73810806
I do not provide source

>>73810859
Because it's the first lady, my friend

>>73810871
quite nice actually, means that we don't get bombed or shot by arabs or niggers, plenty of land for everyone as well and I don't think a natural disaster has ever hit estonia

>>73810763
>>73810911
you should hook up

>>73810878
>dogs
good lad
very good lad

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>>73810737
My nigga.

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>>73810932
>quite nice actually, means that we don't get bombed or shot by arabs or niggers, plenty of land for everyone as well and I don't think a natural disaster has ever hit estonia

ok just wait for russia to invade, don't worry

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>>73810931
That's exactly what a jew would say.

>>73810976
jesus fuck can you fuck off

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>>73810976
*scared*

Sad!

>>73810871
feels like no gf

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>>73810957
Yes I like dogs, I had one when I was a kid

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>cats
>dogs
faggots, the lot of you

>>73811000
can't solve this sorry

>>73811029
is this one of those mouse castration techniques /b/ told me about when i was 14?

>>73811029
stop cutting mice dicks

>make a prophile on interpals
>90% of people viewing your profile or messaging you are thai "girls"
i wonder what ther eason behind this is

>>73811077
that's just an average american going through the tribe initiation rites procedure

sponsored by mr. shekelstein
co-authored by mr. goldberg

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>>73811038
+ + mod(x)

>>73811026
iktf

>>73811006
bit rude

>>73811193
>he uses a 4chan pass
yes, keep paying your dues to the nip jew, keep giving him your money.

>>73811222
nice digits

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>>73810763
I don't hate you
But I feel like bullying you tho

>never experienced a woman naked
hold me lads.
hold me.

>>73811292
dude

you can do it

>>73811292
>hold me lads.
>hold me.
that would be kinda gay and awkward

fucking lidl muesli barely has any raisins

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>>73811222
as a matter of fact it's just about to expire, thanks for reminding me to renew. cheers lad

>>73811292
*holds you*
*grabs bum*

>>73811436
yes, support the nip imperialism. let hiro steel your women. it'S what you want, isn't it?

>>73810190
Not an opportunity for love, just to make a friend. Even if not that, I really feel bad for not properly acknowledging someone. It makes me feel like a dick.

>>73811529
deep down you're alright anon
you just need to work a little bit on yourself

>>73811307
hmm
mhmm

Was thinking about driving to McDonald's for a second, but I got an appointment at 11 tomorrow and I'm too fat, so I think I'm not gonna do it.
Thanks for listening to my blogpost.

Ah fuck it think I'm gonna do it anyway

>>73811529
lmao you sounded really bent just then

>>73811621
I wasn't listening I was reading
check mate I won

>>73811563
You're right, Lith. I need to better react to situations so I don't feel bad about it later. I would hate to be in the situation if it was reversed. I did talk to her a little bit, though.

>>73811665
Bent? Like https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/get_bent ?

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im back, what the fuck is going on here?

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>>73811591

business idea: open a fast food restaurant

the attraction: it's FREE

the catch: the guy working the deep friar takes a bite out of every food item you recieve

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Fucking mcds is closed
Gonna 2 hot dogs at statoil instead
Driving through the city at this hour is a real pleasure though.

>>73811497
i don't mind. it's not like i have a shot with any women, so they might as well have at them.

>>73812385
do you guys not have 24hour drive-thru?

how will YOU contribute to the upcoming race war?

>>73810745
>they already come over and steal their welfare
ATCHULSHLY
New Zealanders aren't allowed on Aus welfare.

>>73812642
i trol u so hard brew do u want a chup brew nek minut aye brew

i wouldn't mind nz being a state though

New Zedland

>>73812635
hide on farm and post on /int/

>>73812732
Meh.
It's not like much will change if we do.

Jew Goldland

>>73812824
made me chuckle

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>>73812454
apparently not
google was lying
the mcd closed down at 24
fucking kikes

>>73812920
can NOT trust open hours on the net hey

>>73812975
literally

>>73812975
I don't have anything since I don't have you, baby

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>>73812920
what kind of unique shit do you have in lithuanian mcdonald's?

fun fact: i'm actually from the town where the big mac was first sold. pic related is what it looked like in the 1950s
they tore it down in the early 2000s and built a new one literally 100meters next to it. it's fucking shameful. they also built the big mac museum in another two because of "logistics" fucking cunts.

I love everyone here. (Except russians and yanks)

eating paprika flavored chips

>>73813027
Those are some sexy cars

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>>73813027
that's cool anon, which city would that be?

>what kind of unique shit do you have in lithuanian mcdonald's?
i really don't know, i'm more of a hesburger man myself, but all the hesburgers here close down at 22, so no chance of getting one at this hour. last time i was at mcd's they had these two bad boys in the pic
had the one with the beef patty and it was alright, but i think they sell these burgers in other countries as well

>>73813157
I ate masala flavored chips yesterday. Had to eat a hot cross bun to get rid of the taste.

>>73813089
bit rude. i love australia.

>>73813157
which brand?

>>73813240
Don't type Australia, that is OUR word. You can't use it!

>>73812635
Rip erasmus students.

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>>73813277

>>73813321
ahahah my father bought those as well
they're quite alright aren't they

>>73813027
correction. now that i look at it i think that's the 1960s, probably early.

>>73813225
>that's cool anon, which city would that be?

Uniontown, Pennsylvania.

>last time i was at mcd's they had these two bad boys in the pic
the bread looks a bit different from what we have, but in general i guess it's pretty much the same.

the biggest difference looks like the french fries. that looks much wider than what we have. that's what we'd call steak fries 2bh.

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*sighs* good morning everyone

>>73813377
they're ok

>>73813398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

>>73813398
morning m80
what's on the agenda today?

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>>73813398
*looks disapprovingly at you with bags under his eyes*
and a good mornign to you as well

>>73813398
>anime

die nigger

>>73813392
i see, i see. didn't actually have the fries from the pic, because they're more expensive than the regular ones.

>>73813479
>didn't actually have the fries from the pic
oh so those aren't the normal shape of the fries?

>>73813422
why doesn't this person pronounce "r"?

>>73813392
Ah, Uniontown. Love the Laurel Highlands and caverns.

>>73813515
nah, we have the regular ones as well mate. either they're "steak fries" as you call them, or some kind of sweet-potatoe-fry meme bullshit numale faggots eat. i have no idea, really.

>>73813523
because he's british and all brits have autism

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>>73813398
hey

>>73813552
>all brits have autism
can't disagree

>>73813546
>sweet-potatoe-fry meme bullshit numale faggots eat
topkek

>>73813537
never been to the laurel caverns 2bh.

you ever been to Ohiopyle?

>>73813422
>kangaroo fucking
Its sheep shagger thank you very much
>>73813431
Dunno probably just sit around and read all day
>>73813441
Wow that's a Slavic looking anime girl
>>73813450
Why are you speaking German
>>73813572
Heyo

>>73813612
>Ohiopyle
Nah, heard good things about it though. Generally don't venture that far south.

>>73813809
neger bitte

>>73813809
>Dunno probably just sit around and read all day
Productive day.

>>73813820
where you from, lad?

singles and I go to bed
dubs and I go to bed in 30 minutes

>>73814148
G'night mate

>>73814179
thanks

>>73814148
ye sod off

>>73814148
Good night
Sleep tight

>>73814089
Near Pittsburgh, normally, but I travel around sometimes

>>73814219
get aids nigger
>>73814232
thanks

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>>73814148
slep tight lith

>>73814250
>Pittsburgh
mhm... mhmmmm.... *scribbles in his notebook*
do go on

>>73814291
Thanks

>>73814313
No. Thank you

>>73814250
>there's someone in this thread who lives within an hour of me
scary

>>73814391
You're welcome

>>73814542
No worries.

>>73814484
You ain't worth the gas money, baby
>>73814301
What else ya got?

>>73814643
any details on your workplace and close family members by chance?

>>73814706
>any details on your workplace and close family members by chance?
>implying any of us have jobs

>>73814706
I work at XEPRS-AM

>>73814643
>You ain't worth the gas money, baby
how do you know? maybe i'm a qt3.14 female.

i'm not, but maybe i am.

>>73814936
Cute girls are a dime-a-dozen. Ones that actually like me are rarer, but it happens sometimes.

The hell are all my balts?

>>73815738
Shhhh they're sleeping

>>73815738
They're in bed.
And most aussies migrate to brit or other generals during the Aussie daytime.

>>73815762
>>73815764
Okay, my Oceanian friends. See you tomorrow, I guess. :(

>>73815823
What?
We're not good enough for you?

>>73815886
I prefer balts, but Zealanders razz my berries too. How you doin', baby?

>>73815998
who you calling baby, baby

>>73815764
>And most aussies migrate to brit or other generals during the Aussie daytime.
true that

>>73815998
I was just joshing around m80, It gets pretty dead this time of day.

>>73815764
>>73816144
i'm personally a man of many generals, but wanted in none of them ;_;

>>73816158
Yeah same, except my presence is usually tolerated.

>>73816122
You, precious.

>>73816158
I want you here. I love and value your contributions. Please, hang around, man.

>>73816184
>I want you here. I love and value your contributions. Please, hang around, man.
bit gay

>>73816158
>>73816166
wow what a pair of general sluts

>>73816199
Ate you the yank from the Midwest?

>>73816210
Give me a break. I go to wherever the (You)s ate flowing.

>>73816222
no, sorry.

>>73816258
He was the only yank poster here for a long while and he was tolerated.
Now we get too many yanks and we need a cull.

>>73816199
I love you, Anon. I cannot look on thee, love took my hand... and smiling did reply, who made the eyes but I. Anon, reach out and touch my soul.

>>73816346
that's a bit straight

trump will go 26th

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When the thread is dead so you post a random image from your desktop

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>>73816158
anon-sama, please stick around
just get a nametag so we can recognize you, basically do what this zvejnieks guy's been doing

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>>73816676

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>>73816775

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>>73816896

ITS FOUR FUCKING TWENNY TODAY AND I GOT A COLD YESTERDAY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>73817165
>you can go to prison for weed

>>73817165
Make edibles if you need to,
Or cut your losses and get loopy on opiates.

>tfw completely boring person that absolutely can't deal with people, be they male or female
anybody else know this feel?

>>73817384
Yes, I'm rather uninteresting.

>>73817384
>tfw incredibly interesting person and have great charisma and get along with many people and reap benefits from this.

>>73817384
>tfw act like a spaz and talk shit despite being ~40kgs because I don't know how to socialize properly

>>73817502
you weigh 40kgs?

>>73817544
round about, I think it's about 42kgs last time I checked

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>>73817502
You're a small guy.

>>73817502
>>73817604
How come you weigh so little?

>>73817613
It's great I can go around calling people fat cunts
>>73817630
dunno just lucky I guess

>>73817692
>lucky
>42kg
M8...
I weigh more than twice you and I am a healthy, fit guy.

>>73817692
>lucky
You're not lucky, that's sickly.

>>73817692
you should eat more lad
even being chubby would be better than this skellingtonmode

Glory to the eternal Empire of the Middle and to the grand people of China!

>>73817604
How tall are you??

>>73817842
toad represent

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>>73817725
>>73817736
>>73817753
You may not like it but this is what peak physical performance looks like
>>73817794
not very tall, around 5 10

>>73816753
Take a page out of my book, Jack.

>>73817896
that doesn't look toooo bad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haTXIIFAtNg

>>73817896
Bahaha! That hand! Look at that fist and how puny it is!
Hahaha ha ha!! I bet you're happy that your small hand make your dick look bigger when you're wanking, right?
Hee hee hoo haa!!

Russians believe this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Tights

>>73818095
wut

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Why does rap can only sound better when you add different music on top of it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jY66zHksLc

itt replynorms

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/61011515/4chan-beyond-the-internets-fringe
>"It's absolute grotesque chaos," says 24-year-old student and long-time user Alex, who asked us not to use his last name.

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>armour starts being fazed out due to guns
>unable to come up with a solution
>takes an Aussie to solve it
Cannot fabricate

>>73819831
>all his men died and he himself got shot through it
Australian """""""solution""""""" working as well as expected

>>73819950
By shooting the unarmoured parts, the legs

>>73819706
New Zealand """"Journalism"""

http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/shows/2015/10/4chan-the-web-you-cant-get-caught-in.html

>>73820003
And you realise that it was nothing new? They didn't invent anything, they just found a different source of metal.

>>73819706
Hello Alex

>>73820139
The Herald is 90% facebook tier with frequent mistakes in spelling and grammar. Its honestly embarrassing how bad our media is

New crowd, so let me try this question again; How do you react when a girl obviously likes you?

>>73820229
slap her tits

>>73820263
Interesting approach, but I don't think that'd work out well

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>>73820229
Panic!!!

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Okay folks, this shit isn't funny anymore.
What's wrong with the weather?

>>73820316
That is the strangest Khrushchyovka I have ever seen

>>73820303
srsly guise

>>73820342
you could try asking her out for a drink or something. anything really since if she really does like you, she'll say yes

>>73820342
>That is the strangest Khrushchyovka I have ever seen
Why?

>>73820378
Already have myself a lady, so that's where it gets difficult. I would feel really bad if I were turned down or ignored if I showed interest in someone, so it makes me feel awful when I have to do it to girls who show interest.

I'm not sure there's really a winning move. Any ideas?

>>73820437
Never seen the perspective from a ground level apartment before. Kind of cool, I can dig it.

>>73820443
two birds one stone?

I have arrived

>>73820505
huh

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>tfw antifa is crowdfunding guns and will use them against unarmed right-wingers

>>73820443
Leading someone on is much worse than turning them down. If she goes for a date just say "sorry I have a partner".

hello
it is I

>>73820935
Trying to think of a good phrase that turns them down in the politest way possible. Maybe something like "I'm taken, but if I were single, I totally would". Something that would hopefully still make them feel good, but is still turning them down.

Time for me to get on out of here... a little kiss on your ear. Good night, sweetheart.

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THICC

>>73821464
AF

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>be asleep
>Have a qt GF
>Wake up
>no qt gf
>Tfw

>>73821464
when in the FUCK did she get so sexy?
I wish she'd play with my python too.

I look similar to Hugh Jackman. Does that make me australian??

>>73821745
Yes.

>>73821464
why do americans make retarded movements like in the video?

>>73821745
Austonians ARE Australians

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been awake since 2am. fuck the day just drags on doesn't it? haha

she's so nice...

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>>73822463
Ikr, I miss the British empire so much

>>73822537
I wish Estonia would have been a British colony.

>>73822537
I miss the British Empire as well, we were great when we weren't the #1 superpower. Oh how I miss the 1800s. Isolationist economic powerhouse America was truly the best America.

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>>73822586
Truely isolationism is preferable to the hegemony the America has today

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>>73822638
We just weren't cut out for this world policing business, it's not our place to be dictating other countries what to do. Especially when we value other people's freedoms yet destroy it when it doesn't fit American foreign policy.

Land of the "free", how hypocritical.

>>73821464
How do we stop Americanisation of this great red land and its people?

>>73822891
tbf, she half burger

>>73822891
Become a Chinese colony or become independent completely and start using your resources inland in order to be on par with other superpowers.

Since the latter is unlikely, I think Chyna is your best bet.

*binks*

>>73823126
>Become a Chinese colony

We basically already are one

perhaps someday we will get fttc, anythings better than this fttn shit

>>73823309
If only they'd switch back to FTTP, but that would mean admitting they were wrong so I doubt that'd ever happen

>>73823261
Not yet, you still have a ways to go but you're getting there. Just have to break ties with USA so you can officially become a satellite state of Chyna. Heh, soon you'll be another Hong Kong!.. :^)

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>>73823337
I'm not even joking we are literally a fucking chinese colony right now

>>73823365
>>73823365
>>73823365

this way thanks

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>>73823351
Why do chinks like Australia?

>>73823380
id say its close proximity to asia, but that doesnt really explain canada