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marion

>>73806754
>butter on biscuits

vomit

Hate pints
Love Pakistan

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>20 years since this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

my name is heard in high places

fyi
i hate no poles

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dara

Hila

Absolutely GAGGING for a wank but I'm already comfy in bed and DO NOT want to clean up baka

Going to listen to Biophilia then even though it SUCKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLZRYQMLDW4

DNA is fucking lit yo

memeime

>>73806876
really proper mental to think that britain has only properly started going really really downhill in my lifetime
feel like i really missed out

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>>73806807

>>73806884
>err

So obviously Yorkshire is by far and away the best county.
What's the second best?

>>73806807
christ she's got long legs

>same MP since the 70s in my seat
>opposition party haven't even got a candidate to oppose him

Ah yes, can't wait to cast my important vote come June.

Need a boyfriend :[

>>73806957
Britain has been going downhill since 1914.

>>73806957
> born too late to vote for tony blair

feels bad m8

what is rorke

>>73807001
poof

>>73807001
I offer myself as tribute

>>73807003
tbf, there's not much room to climb when you're literally a superpower

>>73807001
Are you a grill?

>>73807012
me, i am the ultimate rorke

>>73807034
but we didnt have to fall this far :'(

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just found out Marion's biological father was a Jew


>>73807012

english for "Netouyo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a72XJWmBM6w

Lib Dem surge

It's happening

>>73806957
Yeah, the three-day week was a real fucking high point. Wish we could go back to those days desu.

>>73807012
a based crusader against the rasheed hoards

>>73807034
we're not a superpower. never have been

>>73806957
Britian has been in meltdown since the dawn of the 20th century
There was just a slight boon with Thatcher and then back down the mud slide

>>73807001
bit gay
>>73807003
bit rorke

remember when john prescott was egged and he punched the guy that threw it?

Imagine what the Osbournes would be like if the kids had been raised as Brummies

>>73807093
Britian was labeled as a superpower after WWI and immediately after WWII until the empire poo'd itself

>>73807114
are you implying it hasn't?

>>73807068


modern day UK is a bad joke, and i say that as a foreigner.

>>73807091
no you didn't

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>visit the countryside
>people randomly talk to you

>>73806849
Never had a buttered digestive? Pretty good.

>>73807069
>netouyo
hmm so they support racial purity of britain and right wing conservative politics?

>>73806878
mount everest?

>>73807093
>never have been
ah yes, the mentally disabled

>>73807145
It has declined relative to other nations yeah
But Britain is a far better place for the average person than it was back then

>>73806876
I was 3 years old at the time. That is why I didn't vote for him.

feeling swole

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need the tories out of business

>>73807098
>slight boon with Thatcher
Ah yes, community destroying, industry eradicating, """"conservative"""" (((Thatcher)))

>>73807169


Correct, some are fascists also.

>>73807165
>visit london
>people """randomly""" run you over

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>>73807012

>>73807165
Miserable cunt

>>73807198
muh coal mines

Corbyn for PM

>>73806876
I remember it as being quite an optimistic time

I was only 11 at the time though

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>>73807069
just found out her last name's really marechal-le pen and she's got a daughter

Genuinely can't remember if I voted for Blair or not.

>>73807214
50mg is a pathetic amount

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpzlagHj8X4

>>73807190
>declined relative to other nations
that's obviously what I meant

i'd rather be a modern office worker than an early 20th century coal miner any day

Has /brit/ officially endorsed the Lib Dems for the 2017 GE yet? Any day now tbqh

>>73807165
*smiles and mods at you*
Lovely day, isn't it?
*my dog sniffs your bollocks*
Toodle pip!

fucking mental to think we'll be a minority by the time we're old

>go to 4chan
>everyone is a low IQ manlet white male

no exceptions

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>out cycling
>retarded dog starts chasing and biting me

>>73807276
>economic freedom
>centrist

Are you a retard?

>>73807257
Weird desu

>>73807276
thats not centrist you utter mongoloid, thats libertarian right

>>73807257
Based Charles

what is rasheed?

>>73807257
I didn't know he designed the place

>>73807304
I'm not a manlet.

>>73807312
are you? only radical centrists truly defend economic freedom

>>73807309
sheed

>>73807292
>endorsing globalism
>endorsing tony blair
>endorsing the EU
>endorsing zionism
>endorsing non vetted immigration
>endorsing the complete and utter destruction of the UK

no thanks

H3H3 are by far my favourite youtubers

They're so with the times and post so many spicy memes haha

Ethan is hilarious. I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY! haha

>>73807309
stamp on its head

Peanut butter and "jelly" sandwich. I see the appeal. Did Elvis have banana in his or something? And bacon?

>>73807276
>absolute freedom is desirable

disgusting

>>73807304
4chan is the dumping ground for 'intelligent but lazy'

dont think there are any stupid people here

>>73807165

this is literally my favourite pepe

>>73807341
t. literally Hitler propaganda

>>73807304
im 5'11 you mong

>>73807276
fucking commie

Give me ONE (1) reason racemixing is bad besides "muh feels" or "muh heritage"

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>>73807365
>dont think there are any stupid people here

>>73807361
banana, bacon and peanut butter

best if made with bread fried in bacon grease and lots of butter

>>73807361
he had a whole butterbread loaf that he hollowed out and filled with bacon, jam and peanut butter
the fat cunt

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>>73807376
>literally

Have you ever tortured animals lads? When I was 12 I tied a dog up to a tree and sliced it's ears off and shoved it down it's throat then started to cut tiny bits of it's dick off, next I got a lighter and burnt it's eyeballs.
Killed it by crushing it's skull.

poo

>>73807304
All me

>>73807365
me

>>73807329

the name you call someone who you suspect is a paki living in the UK. it's like calling a korean living in japan a "zainichi"

>>73807416
reported to the RSPCA

>>73807356
>legalising weed
Literally don't care about anything else. nothing affects me other than that

>>73807365
There are lots of incredibly stupid people here.

And they are the worst sort of retards. The ones who don't realise it.

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>>73807416

>>73807401
you're probably a nigger yourself so you wouldn't understand

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Serious question are East London/Essex area good for trying to hook up with slags? I'm here for another week and want to know if going out and spending money is worth it for an autist like me

>>73807304
i know you are but what am i

>>73807464
dumb stoner

>>73806876
>22 years since this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

>>73807190
>>73807198
>average people
>muh dire coal mines with no coal
Fuck off
Old labour is what fucked the U.K. in the 60s, before that the idea was to basically "streamline" the empire into an efforncient series of ports and trade networks around the globe to dominate shipping, then labour got in and said that was racist and they needed mo moni fo dem programs so they abandoned all the overseas holdings and let Britain free fall until Thatcher basically said they would not fall back any longer and drew a hard line in the sand, cutting fat that needed to be cut.
Blair basically continued what she started (but from a centre left platform) and now things are declining again

>>73807357
what actually funny youtubers are there? sam hyde's not a knee slapper every time, but he at least tries to be humorous and doesn't just spout memes to a webcam

>>73807416
>it's dick
mong

might become a full kit wanker and wear it to the shops

Business idea: elect a /brit/ parliament with Janny as speaker

>>73807190
This meme that we're better of now needs to end. Sure, if the only thing that matters to you is the internet and living a shit life into your 80s then yes, you're better of now.

But if you value community, order, safety, freedom, and general happiness, then the 50s/60s were better.

>>73807416
Suplexed my golden retriever when I was 16. Broke it's spine and it was just lying there twitching. Three him in the recycling bin.

Dogs are fucking cucks anyway.

Killer Heemstar here

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Really makes me think

>>73807464
There's already enough stoned out mongs and the police don't do shit. It's basically already legal.

Why the hell would you want more,

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>>73807404
>>73807406
Looked it up and found that there is a book called The Life and Cuisine of Elvis Presley. Same authour did another book, called Eating the Elvis Presley Way.

How fat do you reckon David Adler is?

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looks like there's some trouble brewing in venezuela, so much for socialism working haha

>>73807485
yes mate, turboslags in abundance

>>73807504
utter buzzwords

the 50s/60s were shit compared to now

everything they had then we have now but better

>>73807485


>East London

i live here mate. it's a paki shithole, the only girls you get around here are sheboons. head central or west.

>>73807464
and how do you think that would solve anything?

it would still be just as expensive and the government would get a massive cut of that money

it's not like it's hard to get and you only get a slap on the wrist if the police catch you

Britain's been going downhill since 1066

>>73807442
ah, i instantly got it

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>>73807365
>tfw 150 IQ Oxford dropout who struggles to get out of bed in the morning let alone do anything useful

Think I'd literally kill myself if I had to get a job. Can't see a point in life beyond hedonism. Spending the majority of your waking life working is just depressing as fuck.

>>73807504
I kind of like not dying from measles though

>>73807069
Really?
Quite surprised of how that could happen since her grandad was a tad racist no

>>73807365
Lots of creative people on 4chan honestly, the best part of this site

Prince Charles will make Britain great again

>>73807561
>>73807492
>>73807520
Don't care.

>>73807501
On the 'ead, son!
*throws a football full force at your face*

>>73807583
he was literally a mossad agent lul. read her wikipedia profile, if its not on the french version do en.wikipedia

alcohol should be illegal

>>73807511
>still all positive

You can reduce it but we're still being taken over by pakis.

>>73807620
sheed

>>73807620
'd

>>73807583


http://www.leparisien.fr/politique/l-identite-du-veritable-pere-de-marion-marechal-le-pen-devoilee-07-11-2013-3296039.php

>>73807620
Alcohol is a religious instrument, why are you so racist?

>>73807633
Sorry forgot to mention it's America (:

USA USA

never tortured animals before but I really hate cats and once put mdma in a slice of ham and fed it to a cat

>>73807304
6'1, 120 IQ here
nice projection though :)

>>73807652
>>73807654
>>73807673
name one benefit to society that comes from alcohol being legal

>>73807705
taxes and banter

>>73807705
Helps me get through the week without killing someone

>>73807705
name one benefit to society that comes from letting you live

Weed is legal here officially now
Weedman is sending every citizen their own government issue bong and block of hash

>>73807691
what happened?

>>73807705
taxes

>>73807705

population growth

decrease in violence from men who get girls with it

economic benefits (fast food, pubs, taxis, nightclubs)

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are hot dogs part of british cuisine?

>>73807737
died lol

>>73807763
Hot dogs are falling out of public consciousness in the USA

>>73807624
What false conclusions are you drawing from that graph? Homicide rate probably would've gone up much more if there had been a load of handguns knocking about the place.

>>73807763
only really bbq food tbqh

>>73807763
hod dog :DDD

>>73807705
Helping poofters like me temporarily get over their social anxiety

>>73807802
you mean grilling

>>73807705
Recreation? How is that not beneficial? Pacifies people to stop them protesting

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wales is underrated

it's like a conservative scotland

>>73807705
Gets your mum laid.

>>73807766
>>73807774
yes.....yes...

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>>73807834

>>73807834
>conservative
nah plaid cymru is very left wing

>>73807763
Yes but they call them Rupert's Fingers.

>>73807304
5.11" here
Just a lazy fucker

some lad on /ck/ has been sperging out for over an hour about weightlifting

in wales the hot girls are hot and the ugly girls are ugly

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the paki gf

Seriously if you have never killed an animal in your life you can't call yourself a man.

>>73807834
It's literally just a shit Yorkshire.

do you ever order enough takeaway food for two people so that the delivery guy doesn't think you're a lonely autist?

let's go girls

>>73807864
wales voted leave

just did a post in the old thread what am I like aye

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>be neet
>have no money
>wank and smoke weed by myself all day
>go to uni
>have no money
>wank and smoke weed by myself all day
>graduate
>get autistic programmer job
>have lots of money
>wank and smoke weed by myself all evening

when does it get better?

>>73807895
Now he thinks you're a lonely fat autist

How is that better

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*sips*

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>>73807888
Kike

/b/ is leaking smdh

>>73807895
No. It's because I'm a fat bastard.

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girls i'd love to shag

marion
britney venti

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>>73807887
Doubt most people in the U.K. Have
You barely have any hunting
I've got lots of Turk'eys to hunt on my property up north

>>73807929


>Iberian
>Portugese


wat

>>73807919
qt ;333

>>73807504
ah yes, i would've loved going down a coal mine at 16 and having shitty access to education or healthcare

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>>73807959
L M A O

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>>73807929
ah yes here it is

>>73807940
Bit cold eh?

>>73807910
more because wales is poor and anti-status quo rather than conservative

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>>73807940
you just know there's not a single tattoo or piercing on her entire body

>>73807887
Killed a wasp once

>>73807915
Well eventually your dick will stop working, so you'll be done wanking. You have that to look forward to.

>>73807915
when you improve your mental and physical fitness, stop smoking weed, have proper sexual outlets/relations, develop some meaningful relationships (friendly and romantic)

>he thought money would make things better

loool

>>73807915
when you stop being degenerate and thus stop smoking weed.

>>73807910
i'm welsh and voted leave for leftist reasons

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>mfw I realised the globalists are making traps hotter than real women to turn us all gay

>>73806957
>>73807003
>"It is beginning to be hinted that we are a nation of amateurs."
Archibald Primrose Rectorial Address, Glasgow (November 16, 1900).

4CHAN ACCENT CHALLENGE

Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, 4chan, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Have you met anyone on 4chan in real life?

I weight over 15 stone lads, going to seriously cut out all the sugary shit.

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>>73808000

>>73808023
Your dick will stop working if you DONT use it
Nofap is cultish Reddit cancer

>>73808036
Trannies are all part of accelerationism

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the gf

>>73808058
>Theater
FOY

Star Wars: reddit the movie

No thanks.

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random girl from the phillipines added me on kikebook and wont stop talking to me lads

Incredibly depressed.

>>73807608
>>73807668
Cheers peeps

>>73808076
>nofag

Please. The longest I've ever gone without fapping past puberty was like 2 days. I'm talking about with age. Lots of things can cause it, like getting diabetes, or scar tissue, etc.

>>73808172
Offer her marriage if she sends nudes

>>73808172
hmmmmmm

>>73808034
well twobh the modern left is about as liberal as my left testicle

*meows*
*licks you*

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>>73808184
>it's called a Theater
What is? A THEATRE? A THEATRE is called a THEATER?

FOY
O
Y

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What does it mean?

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From this

Do you ever play wrestle with your gf?

>>73807533
>>73807554
>>73807485
getting mixed messages but ok

If you can't do 20 diamond press-ups you really need to sort your act out.

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>>73808298
TO THIIIIIIIIIiIiiIiIIiIS!?

>>73808279
It means he's either overly keen to use his camera and upload pics, or he's underexposed to white cats.

>>73808208
she literally said "i want to go travelling with my boyfriend but dont have a boyfriend" think shes looking for a white sugar daddy desu

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*nya*

Maybe I will wank but not bother cleaning it to?

>Stormzy rates Corbyn

Its over lads.....


https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/may/21/stormzy-grime-skepta-kanye-drake?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

>>73808311
no but I may try it, inevitable segway to the fucc

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not sure if Brittany is too Thicc for 18

>>73808339
what if it was actually a man pretending to be a woman to get free stuff

>>73808340
>watch me turn this humiliating defeat into a trolling attempt
Not my first day on 4chan lad.

>>73808323
think i can
dunno if i have the proper technique though

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>>73807929

>>73808396
He's taking the piss out of you m8.

>>73808390
>18
fuck

>>73808323
can barely do 10 normal ones.

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>>73808377
>?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

>>73808339
Hahaha that is literally what is happening, I say go for it lad, I pretended that I traveled lots to a Chinese student here once so she would sleep with me as she seemed massively into the idea then bailed once it came to actually planning stuff together totally worked

the ultimate ambition is to live a decent life without having to work

someone got jannied lmao
runty looking [dead] posts desu

>>73808431

its not a virus i promise :)

>>73808461
The dream
My entire life right now revolves around this goal on the near future

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>>73808377
>?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Bet none of you could even list 3 Labour/Corbyn policies you disagree with and why.

Just jumping on the Labour hate train because you're being edgy and think siding with the rich against your interests

please examine every detail

>>73808461
What if work is an intrinsic part of what makes one decent? I'm a NEET, and financially quite comfortable. I'd be happy to live like this forever if it wasn't for the ethical problem of taking money from society and giving nothing back.

>>73808395
thought that but desu her profile looks quite legit, goes back a long time and shes not amazingly fit or anything, more like a solid 7

All day nigga

>>73808440
>I pretended that I traveled lots to a Chinese student here once so she would sleep with me as she seemed massively into the idea then bailed once it came to actually planning stuff together
you devil

>>73808477
Christ, every single one of his posts was pure shit.

>>73808517
I want to pay more for trains, more for energy and work longer hours for less money

>>73808517
I disagree with nuclear disarmament, allowing the public to select candidates in general elections and his refusal to sack Diane Abbott for being a racist on twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ABk7TmjnVk

>>73808535
yes, women, very intimidating having a trio of 5"5 landwhales with knobbly knees and old Doc martens gathering up the courage to shriek at you

>>73808517
he wants to let in all the foreners

>>73808564
>I disagree with nuclear disarmament
but we don't need nukes
and trident doesn't even work
it's an expensive waste of money

>>73808535
Joke's on them, my bollocks are normal size.

>>73808517
1. rent control because it's shit
2. collective bargaining is just a union rent extraction racket
3. nationalising the railways will cost a lot without bringing big benefits, better spend the money on other transport improvements

>>73808600
>but we don't need nukes

Tell that to North Korea

>>73808612
blood covered hands typed this post

>>73808617
they're not going to fire a nuke at anyone
or if they did, it would be shot down very quickly

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just got back from the shrink

she's going to teach me techniques to deal with my anxiety during our next visit

If your country doesn't have nukes it can never be really independent

>>73808517
don't really follow politics but people seem to love throwing buzz words about so i'd say something about tories, trident and thatcher. the evil triple T combination

>>73808646
jump up and down and shout "oo loo lah oo loo lah"

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>gym banned 4chan on the wifi

ahaha how about that lads
what am i meant to do when i'm doing cardio now?

>UK and France have nukes
hmm

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>>73808617
heh

>>73808646
pointless
just get on ssris

>>73808600
>we don't need nukes
We don't need them right now. During peace, prepare for war. Britain didn't actually NEED an army the day after WW1 ended, but we kept one operating. And it's a bloody good job we did.

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Fucking state of this utter runt. Genuinely amazes me that one twat is responsible for all of the worst posts in a single thread.

>>73808670
I'd be more worried about India & Pakistan, who both also have them and are actively in armed conflict with one another

can you really be straight if you've never tried gay sex to make sure you're not into it?

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>people ITT think nukes actually exist

yes, good goyim

list of legal plants u can grow and get high from:

any plant containing DMT as long as you can be arsed with extracting it or making ayahuasca
shrooms (not a plant nor legal) but you can buy grow them yourself and buy growing kits fully legally
peyotes and other mescaline cacti
salvia
poppies for opium
hawaiian babywood rose or morning glroeis
datura - but you don't want to.
wild lettuce
zacatechichi and kanna for mental dreams
kava
iboga

questionable ones:
blue lotus
wild dagga
syrian rue
turkestan mint
passionflower

>>73808687
we won't ever need nukes
there will never be a nuclear war

>>73808696
Does that make you a nonce?

>>73808696
i've never tried anal and don't want to but pretty sure i'm still bent (bisexual)

rugby mongs have got their rugby shit on again

>>73808691
screaming

>>73808695
UK harbors lots of indians and pakistani
they wont nuke UK

>>73808696
How do you know you're not into bestiality unless you suck off a dog to check?

>>73808709
Of course they exist, Theresa May wouldn't lie to us

>>73808710
how do you get high off lettuce?

>>73808672
HUNGARY BTFO

>durr we need nukes cuz da nukes prevent war

This is how you spot a hoplite

Don't get how you can't manspread

If you sit with your knees together you look like a stupid gay nonce

>>73808759
apparently wild lettuce (Not the stuff in your fridge but a different species) was used as an alternative for opium back in the day.

>>73808753
I meant they're a lot closer to you than UK & France

>>73808600
>trident doesn't work
>1 failed test launch out of dozens

are you an actual spastic?

>>73808782
Manspreading is when your legs go wider than parallel

>>73808722
t. vladimir putin

>>73808782
there's a middle ground between spreading wide and sitting with your legs together though

silly campaign though

>>73808793
are you an actual spastic?
sure it can work most of the time, but if there's a chance that it doesn't work all of the time, it's clearly not working properly

>>73808858
93 pages police

>>73808792
well actually all that matters in modern nuclear warfare is SLBM not ground launched

that practically nullifies missle range and guarantees secondary strike ability

Lots of 'alt-right' figures being revealed as Jewish kek

>>73808722
>there will never be a nuclear war
There already was, just ask Hiroshima and Nagasaki. There are nations with nukes, who would use them on us in a second, if there was no threat of nuclear retaliation. It's called mutually assured destruction.

Listen to the Dan Carlin podcast Destroyer of Worlds for a bit of perspective. It goes into the history of The Bomb and provides insight into it's application as a deterrent.

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>>73808916
Whatever you say, Schlomo

>>73808855
the launch failure was before we voted to renew it

the real crime is that it was hidden from the MPs just before they voted on whether it was still working or not

>muh deterrent
ahh yes the bluepill

>>73808842
Literally me.

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>>73808916
>mfw they fell for it

I'm going to start writing to improve my vocabulary. I'm just not sure about what yet

800+ matches on tinder and still a virgin lads

>>73809049
Rape counts anon

>>73808943
Mutually assured destruction is a myth. There's wars going on right now. If ISIS got their grubby hands on a nuke, they'd launch it without giving a fuck about MAD.

The only nuclear powers don't use nukes, because d

1. Huge stigma against them

2. Huge radiation damage

3. $$$

USA still has 10,000 nukes. If there was no radiation, then we'd have launched them all at the Vietcong and Ragheads already desu

>>73808943
hmm
japan doesn't count
also the nations with nukes don't nuke other countries
france and the uk can safely disarm and we can leave everything up to the americans

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>>73809049
Get a grand more then you'll start smashing them lad

>>73807929
tbf spaniards aren't white

what part of "brexit means brexit" do you dumbfucks not understand?

>>73808916
such as?

>>73809128
>trusting people who break gentlemen's agreements and attack on Christmas eve

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did you know studies have shown DMT cures cancer?

jamie pull up that video of a dingo eating a baby. holy shit look at him go.

>>73809191
good post

>>73808535
feminists are so mad they'll never have balls

Remember when we were planning to boot Greece out of the EU?

Whatever happened with Greece, they're never in the news anymore. Is it all fine now?

>tfw /bet/ is dead


the /sp/ jannies are the biggest cunts

nuke and CV strike force will be obsolete by 2030

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