/vocaroo/ thread - Hump Daaaaay edition

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gU3aO389Ww

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>>73801988

>>73801693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lDOaNvFoPy

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>JFs speaking English in their horrible gutteral accents
>Yanks speaking with their dumb drawl
NOT a fan. These threads should be British only.

rate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tSsAN6l0nR

Przewodniczący Rady Europejskiej i były premier RP Donald Tusk ma dziś zeznawać w charakterze świadka przed warszawską prokuraturą. Chodzi o śledztwo dotyczące współpracy Służby Kontrwywiadu Wojskowego z rosyjską Federalną Służbą Bezpieczeństwa. W śledztwie postawiono już zarzuty byłym szefom SKW Januszowi Noskowi i jego następcy Piotrowi Pytlowi. Trzecim podejrzanym jest Krzysztof D., były dyrektor szefa gabinetu SKW. Donald Tusk jest już w budynku Prokuratury Okręgowej w Warszawie. Na Dworcu Centralnym powitały go tłumy jego zwolenników i przeciwników. Ci pierwsi odprowadzili go na przesłuchanie.

>>73802142
Post willy x

>>73802121
does anybody know what he's saying? something about oranges?

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>>73802176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12lr00Ch6Ri

>>73802218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VXGGZfWsjv
Oranges for you

>>73801693
Requesting something in Italian or French. Let me butcher a romance language.

>>73801693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gJrRjyhumd

>>73802382
Les chaussettes de l'archiduchesse sont-elles sèches, archi sèches ?

>>73802382
Arrivederci, mafioso de merda. tu vas payer, salope.

>>73802400
kek my man what an accent

>>73802319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18YIiidfS9E

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>>73802467
DELET THIS

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>>73802400
I-i love you

>>73802439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fEo1tp7qpR

>>73802467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iQSijbWciZ

>>73802439
>>73802467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KUhLc0Vi7Y

>>73802647
pls be in london

FUCKING FEMALES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!

>>73802142
>rate
9.5/10, but your accent is a little weird.

>>73802319
yes, it's one of my favourites 2bh. oranges, grapes, pomegranates, medjool dates, pears. god damn it i just fucking love fruit.

i guess that's why this is my favourite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdeAsI0D1MU

>>73802382
"Je voulais être étranglé par les grosses cuisses noires d'une déesse jamaïcaine. Je veux bouffer le cul d'une noiraude pendant des heures."

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>>73802400
nice

>>73802761
>9.5/10
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oHWFe6BTCx

>>73802739
Non.

>>73802761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xHbGNIjIJf

>>73802905
what are you 40

>>73802647
be my gf

>>73802943
>>73802647
"J'ai tellement envie de sucer une grosse bite de noir, bien humide, bien juteuse."

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>>73802943
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xHbGNIjIJf

merci madame

>>73802943
Don't listen to him >>73803028

Say "je t'aime pour toujours, mon amour"

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>>73803122
>Say "je t'aime pour toujours, mon amour"

>>73802382
"Pene più dure per gli ANIMALI, denuncia chi maltratta un ANIMALE."

>>73802990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ch3ezOwgQt

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>>73803308
here, take this

>>73803308
i, for one, like older women.

>>73803007
>falling for the 3D meme

>>73803028
Google translate tells me that this is very scandalous, Pierre.

>>73803113
Welcome famalam.

>>73803122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n71LbOsyY

>>73803195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EQK0DzBnS9

>>73803401
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n71LbOsyY
>Sorry, the requested media could not be found. It may have expired or been deleted.
;_;

>>73803401
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n71LbOsyY
>>73803122
>je t'aime pour toujours, mon amour

"error" your vocaroo is not working :(

>>73803393
kek
>>73803394
me too, thanks :^)

>>73803195
I've caught a cold 2bh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vIDLJJhOdn

>>73803494
>>73803502
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OPkZrvZQ3m

Can't fail a second time.

>>73803608
hey i've always wondered this. what's it like living on an island? i think i'd freak out after a while 2bh. where i live everywhere i look there are endless mountains. i could drive for hundreds of miles and still not reach the coast. i think being surrounded by water would drive me crazy after a while.

>>73803712
Babs the only thing that surrounds you is stacks upon stacks of empty bottles and Torahs

>>73803712
Being born and raised here I feel the exact opposite. Big countries/cities make me feel discombobulated. However, it's not for everyone. Unless you're rich, old or a combination of both, you'll go stir crazy after a few weeks.

>>73803761
as a matter of fact i'm not allowed to drink alcohol for 3 and a half more weeks.

>>73803858
what's in 3,5 weeks

>>73803608
"Tu te sens prise par le monde
Qui t'épie, injuste et mauvais.
Dans ton amertume profonde
Souvent tu dis : si je pouvais !

Mais l'amour en secret te donne
Ce qu'il a de pur et de beau,
Et son invisible couronne,
Et son invisible flambeau !"

>>73803909
another blood test to examine my liver functions. the first time my ASTs came back elevated, but i had a few drinks the night before so they said to go a month without drinking and take the blood test again to see whether or not it was just that alcohol i had to drink or if i have liver damage.

>there are people on this site RIGHT NOW who aren't old enough to drink

>>73803977
isn't American alcohol diluted as fuck

>>73804023
>isn't American alcohol diluted as fuck
nice meme

>>73801693
Reporting in.

https://clyp.it/yuy5fd0e

>>73804130
>clyp.it

shan't

>>73804040
nigga there's fluoride in your tap water one can expect anything

>>73803954
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13jNn8D97vU

>>73804163
>nigga there's fluoride in your tap water one can expect anything
implying there's anything wrong with that.

>>73804161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xwNdQAVX4v

>>73804245
good lad. the feeling is mutual, i disgrace myself.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lIKhUUZa4W

>>73804188
cute!
Not sure why but your accent reminds me of brazilian women, some kind of warmth in the voice. Even though I guess there isn't much in common between Aruba and Brazil...

>>73804379
M-merci.

The tinge of Portuguese?

>>73804379
you mean she's black

>>73804435
Yes probably.
Brazilian women always have this when they're singing, I can't put my finger on it.

>>73804277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MqlAAJ5Cyp

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>tfw no gf
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1492626756057.webm

>>73803582
this was pretty good tbqh
>>73803401
you sound like someone who speaks spanish here is the "correct" version
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14vKTykcxM6

>>73804530
yeah, just tell people you have aspergers.

>>73804575
he looks like a white gentile version of evalion

>>73804530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s116eNg8WgY3

>>73804530
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MqlAAJ5Cyp
well you sure can pass as a native speaker in the USgay

I'm taking requests, Fire away!

>Try this
Meddl Leude, Ich weiss dass ein paar Arschlöcher da draußen meinen ich sei das letzte Arschloch und der letzte Kaschper, Dreckssack und was weiß ich alles. Ich hab heute einen Aufruf an euch kleinen miesen Drecksschweine, Irgendeiner, ich weiss nicht wer es war, es ist mir auch scheissegal. Irgendwer hat meine Schwester mit ner PC-/Computerstimme angerufen und gemeint: “Pass auf, ich weiss wo du wohnst.”
Wer auch immer das war, traut euch kommt zu mir Altschauerberg in Emskirchen. Traut euch kommt zu mir und legt euch mit mir an, ich prügel die scheisse aus euch raus.

>>73804506
Portuguese does have that musical quality to it.

>>73804592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zPaEuuQzNM

>>73804790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AtfqNOPbEL

>>73804858
"Je voulais être étranglé par les grosses cuisses noires d'une déesse jamaïcaine. Je veux bouffer le cul d'une noiraude pendant des heures."

>>73804916
should've said plumber. that's gets them right in the feels.

>>73804858
Voilà les feuilles sans sève
Qui tombent sur le gazon,
Voilà le vent qui s'élève
Et gémit dans le vallon,
Voilà l'errante hirondelle .
Qui rase du bout de l'aile :
L'eau dormante des marais,
Voilà l'enfant des chaumières
Qui glane sur les bruyères
Le bois tombé des forêts.

>>73804878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03q37ZGSbIz

>>73804916
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q54AGC4jhs

>>73804858
"Eg heiter Jusæin Bålt og kjem ifrå Bahamas-öyene. Korleis flytter eg til Noreg for å få velferd frå NAV? Tykkjer norske kvinner at min pikk er stor?"

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>>73805029
KEK

>>73805155
do you think i am ok
i had german for three years in high school

>>73805209
Pretty good senpai

>>73805209
Yes its good

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>>73805155
jesus christ. i fucking hate tim. this is a kev thread only.

>>73804924
>Je voulais être étranglé par les grosses cuisses noires d'une déesse jamaïcaine. Je veux bouffer le cul d'une noiraude pendant des heures
I'll say half of it, also I don't speak a lick of french
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jKG0ouIfs9
>>73805004
Oh boy what a mouth full
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12MGU9UO474
>>73805154
I'm not saying that
:^)

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post kevs

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>>73805330
SWEET EDDY YOU'RE COOL MAN

>>73805325
"ég elska þig" pls

>>73805004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ch55BF4O3k

>>73805433
>ég elska þig
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gICbYENvby

>>73804163
ours too :(

>>73805325
Don't worry mate, it's poetry so it's kinda difficult. Thanks for doing the whole thing!
>>73805520
I can't hear you well but it sounded good from what I've gathered

Here's a version by Brassens, it's a poem by Lamartine btw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GozjsH9FMj

Do this:

riksdagen sæger att jag maaste hyra ut min hanrejningsstuga till Achmed och hans tolv kvinnor. Vart skall jag och min frus son bo?

"Den tonti mi mama cu e mepista pendew nan ki ohmbo."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QDbmshbGbu

>>73804530
No. You don't have confidence in your voice. You'll have to practice more conversation.

>>73805325
So bad it's good.

>>73805963
Shouldn't you be sleeping?

>>73805937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A7hYSD0wj0

>>73806092
It's 3pm you faggot.

>>73804916
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AtfqNOPbEL

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tr0D5VVfvx

>>73806146
I know. Why are you awake?

Do I sound like a native english spreaker? http://vocaroo.com/i/s00NpHo2N7hD

>>73806176
You sound qt

>>73806190
Because I don't sleep 20 hours a day like a cat.

>>73805937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mgySFy9bvV

>>73806176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z10jY6xgyB

>>73806288
Say REEEEEEE

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>>73806256
A plebeian through and through.

>>73806278
grill/10

read some real language you bumblefucks

Nie jest cnotą szczycić się rozumem, kiesą czy urodą, rozumem jeno gust wykwintny w chińskich bajkach i napierdalanie pejczem normików

>>73806342
Ta bon poes ;^)

>>73805963
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QDbmshbGbu
Holy crap you have a nice clear voice. You'd be an excellent to listen to for just listening to conversation.

>>73806210
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00NpHo2N7hD
Sort of? Something sounds off but I can't put my finger on it. Aside from blackman accent.

>>73806320

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JBuDINpQwu

>>73805937
>swedish
ehhh alright i'll try it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RvVrjumjiM

>>73806398
Why thank you, any requests?

>>73806406
Lmao nice.

>>73806375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TemytiFYLh

>>73806288
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z10jY6xgyB

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11oNZQ2wnrB

Sayyyyy "Get in the van, I've got candy!" in your best pedo voice!

>>73806210
your rhythm is a little off, but close.

>>73806382
t. Bestia salvaje

>>73806092
>>73806146
Which one of you is which?

>>73806489
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FCD2vL6oEA

>>73806505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CImDfeKRS3

>>73806528
I think the voicenote should clarify.

>>73806528
I posted here first.

>>73806452
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JBuDINpQwu
Yeah, do you speak Italian?
Un etto prosciutto. Basta cosi. Gratzie.

Only thing I can think of offhand. I'm thinking I should start looking for stuff to listen to in Italian just to get better at picking out words.

>>73806543
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FCD2vL6oEA
Fucking kek. This was way better than your "Do I sound like an English speaker" recording.

>>73806505
>>73806612
since your pleb country is so small, do you think you two have ever run into each other?

>>73806612
A lost cause. Find the nearest bridge already.

>>73806357
>>73806256
Thanks! Very grill/10. Gotta have that good phone voice to work on the phone.

>>73806667
We had coffee yesterday. And watch your mouth, Yank.

>>73806720
>And watch your mouth, Yank.
what are you gonna do about it?

>>73806643
I know, I thought it was your voice.

it's bad enough to live on an island. but to live on an island off the coast of Venezuela. lel. at least cuba is close to a cool country like the US

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>>73806735
>>73806778

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>>73806455
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TemytiFYLh

>>73806663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cj8fUV21yn

>>73806685
Abo prome

>>73806697
I'd feel pleasant having you as a phone operator

>>73806778
Lmao at this loser thinking Cuba, a commie shithole is better than Aruba. We get Venezuelan pornstars begging for our scraps while you guys get commie refugees that you eagerly pay gibs to. Lmao'ing at your life right now loser.

>>73807005
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cj8fUV21yn
Ahhh so fun and so clear! Thanks!

>>73807086
Welcome, any other requests before I leave in a few?

>>73806663
>Un etto prosciutto. Basta cosi. Gratzie.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WXquGaUrXN

>>73807381
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WXquGaUrXN
visa fittan!!!!!!! (såvida du inte är en tjockis)

>>73806685
Val have you no requests of me?

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>>73807450

>>73807458
Cu henter mi bida
Cu henter mi alma
Ta asina mi sa stima
Y ta abo so m'a stima

Bou di tur sircumstancia
Y te na mi morto
Lo mi sigui stimabo
Abo so, abo so

>>73807118
Nope. I had to go back to work myself.

>>73808051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u8M43yQ9Sj

>>73808193
So qt

>>73808159
Cool my man

>>73808193
That was fantastic to be honest.

>>73808051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HaPtgGvLVw
I'm going to need a translation of what you just had me say, Papiamento isn't fully translatable
I feel like I just casted a spell

what language do you guys speak in pooruba?

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>>73808277
>>73808376
Thank you

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>>73808435
>spell
This isn't Haitian creole friendo.

http://www.nosdushitera.nl/muziek13/muziekstuk1.html

>>73808451
Papiamento.

>>73808470
You're welcome. You have a soothing voice.

>>73808435
They're the lyrics to a song written by a legendary local musician Padu Lampe.

>>73808451
Papiamento, what do they speak in yours? Spanish right?

>>73808470
Watch yourself on the streets okay? Don't go hanging around those refugees pls, you sound too qt.

>>73808620
>http://www.nosdushitera.nl/muziek13/muziekstuk1.html
I feel self conscious now, You didn't compliment my voice
Also those words, so beautiful If I knew what I saying I would have said it more passionately
>>73808193
>>73808470
Your voice is pleasant
>>73808723
I see

>>73808723
>Papiamento
special-snowflake language lmao

>>73808783
Your voice is what I would imagine I'd hear when I find myself in front of the pearly gates.

had a dream last night that the taj mahal was up for auction, and I jokingly bid on it. but somehow I won, and I was freaking out cause I didn't know how I was going to pay for it.

>>73808997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxa36QAz9RU

Can you Papiamento speakers say something in Spanish?

No estés lejos de mí un sólo día, porque cómo,
porque, no sé decírtelo, es largo el día,
y te estaré esperando como en las estaciones
cuando en alguna parte se durmieron los trenes.

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>>73808879
Y-you really mean that?

>>73807381
I wanna listen D: but I'm at work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TLXf0xHcrQ

whenever i hear this song it makes me thing of going to the carnegie museum in pittsburgh one time like 7 years ago. isn't it weird how you listen to a song on a certain day or when doing something, and after that you always associate the song with that event?

>>73808783
I'd buy your cd if you sang reggae

>>73808868
>he only knows one language

>>73808997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CPaJZJqsze

>>73809241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1patX1n9e6K

>>73809387
meant to reply to not ano>>73809195

>>73809401
>he only knows one language
yeah, the most important one.

>>73809241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pUeRkhgxj7

>>73809273
Why would I lie?

>>73809241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WIi5rVEz12
not a papiamento speaker but got to brush up my spanish

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>>73809401
Do you speak Spanish? Or can you only read it because it's pronounced like Papiamento? How much can you understand?

>>73809387
>>73809416
I suppose
now that I'm trying to think of songs I associate with certain things, I can't come up with any

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>>73809541
Thanks Val, I'm sorry I meme about you being in love with Poortugal, I'll stop now
>>73809401
Thanks M8

>>73809567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CjwSWSjsLz

When I switch from language to language I forget some words but after 10 min of talking I adjust my accent accordingly.

Been told I have a thick german accent fire away lads

i'd still pork debbie harry even now that she's like 70

>>73809629
that's because you don't ever do anything

>>73809782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MO7fkZc5o

>>73809401
>>73809541
>>73809554
Really good all of you, Saint Valérie has a thicker accent but it's still pretty good

>>73809728
That's really cool
Spanish is my mother tongue, dunno if you could tell from my attempt at Papiamento

Do this

då jag var vid ån på en ås då så såg jag en ål som åt åsna på åkern

>>73809950
Yeah could definitely tell lol, where are you from originally?

>>73809999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qECJAnqU81
check'd

>>73809999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UcrwNSfNlH

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>>73810017
Spain

>>73809842
early metallica is so good

>>73810017
What languages do you use in your everyday life and which ones did you learn at school?
I'm curious

>>73810170
don't like metallica at all
just found the name fitting

>>73810278
gimmick idea: talk in song titles

>>73801693
Rate my American English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BFwOW7rmMP

>>73810358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOx37_h0UH8

>>73809950
So that's why it sounded nearly flawless. Let me guess, Chileño?

>>73809999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KTheKu2XwT

>>73810369
pretty good, but still a little chicano. not to say that's a bad thing, my vato.

>>73810391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSsNaAB9wlg

>>73810150
Beautiful, do you use telegram?

>>73810170
Hell yeah

>>73810255
>What languages do you use in your everyday life and which ones did you learn at school?

I mostly use Papiamento in my daily life, but working in tourism I use all of my languages daily (mostly English and Spanish). Papiamento is my first language, second language is English due to excessive viewing of tv and video games, third language is Dutch, which is what the general Aruban school system is taught in, and finally my fourth language is Spanish, which I recently learned above a proficiency level 2 years ago probably. They started teaching me English and Spanish at school in grade 5 and then continued into high school but really I learned most of them through talking to other people.

>>73803195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qxvlVuKbn8

>>73810369
Very very good. A very slight accent but for the most part very good.

>>73810391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG62bMRml0E

quick someone give me something to say

>>73810759
God I want to suck your dick so bad. I want to lovingly wrap my Irish lips all around your massive schlong. I can feel it pulsating in my mouth and it's making my boipucci SOAKING WET. *moan of pleasure* Oh yes baby, I am LOVING IT

>>73810759
"These potatos aren't fermenting quickly enough!"

>>73810759
There were three old gypsies came to our hall door
They came brave and boldly-o
One sang high and the other sang low
And the Lady sang the raggle taggle gypsy-o

put a tune to it or else you're not Irish

>>73801693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ntuW6628B9

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>>73810787

>>73810647
Papiamento is my favorite Spanish-based creole (only after Palenquero).

Keep interesting languages alive, brother.

creole-languages are literally slave-tier

>>73811003
http://www.academia.edu/6727523/Was_Proto-Germanic_a_creole_language

>>73810395
Spanish
>>73810533
I don't
>>73810943
Why is Palenquero your favourite?

>>73803954
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g5ArVuoaFj

>>73811113
Don't know if I got the meter right though.

>>73811076
Palenquero shows the less resemblance to Spanish, I think.

>>73810787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vk67nMykfI

not a queer btw lads haha

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KRvKdTWTnV

>>73811354
didn't say no homo tho

>>73811370
Falklander ey?

>>73811076
Ah okay, how'd you end up moving to snowy Sweden?

>>73811076
Are you the Castillian poster by the way?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s14HKQl8rF7J

>>73811421
revolutionary leader mike saluted us from aruba in his last stand. take care of his grave

>>73811421
if he was a falklander he would have a british flag

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>>73811354
top fucking kek

>>73811370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lHp5bXL29j

>>73811501
EXCELLENT post

>>73810794
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13sajATUX9H

>>73811675
>>73811354
why can't the irish speak english properly?

>>73811487
Idk, I think some people would shit in his grave.

>>73811501
Ah but the Malvinas belong to the Argentines.

>>73811675
Lel

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>>73811735
but they don't

>>73811421
I lived in Denmark and, well, Sweden was too close and too good not to move
>>73811422
I am

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>>73811675
i bet you look like this

>>73802382
Suçe-moi, sale pute

>>73811076
Forgot to scroll up lel.

>>73812004
"Suck me, dirty whore." Is this how they do it in Quebec?

>>73810794
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G2ltftvlG7

>>73805029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cqlDKkB7DP

>>73803954
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09KMXM609RM

>>73804878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s084ecXJT4Ld (sitting on my balcony so had to whisper that)

>>73812389
why are ulaidh "men" so feminine

>>73812489
>not shouting it instead
you've spent too much time in mainland europe
you're becoming a pussy

>>73812511
Centuries of being cock sleeves for scots

>>73803954
Rate my French
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LLmFLHtS6T

>>73812612
aren't you scared to go outside?

>>73812592
t.willy mcbilly

>>73812701
Nah, El Salvador is dangerous only if you are a gang member or live with them.

I go out everyday :3

>>73812752
doesn't it really depend on the area though?

>>73812713
t. Oliver Fitzdublin

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>>73812874

>>73812874
bow to your Norman master

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RcHU9pTCLe

Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Beacuse all the while

I can see for miles and miles

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REMINDER

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uPdhiozn6F

>>73809730
SING
LOUDER

>>73813146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RM2r0wek3w

>>73812255
I asked you to say it not to translate it

>>73813146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18owJxL0GYh

>>73814044
Sun gluteus maksimus on upeus maksimus, ja naamaskin justjajust 8+, en haluu malliliisaa vaan salikissan joka pelkää katabolia paniikissa.
Naisen keho on luontoäidin taideteos ja mul on just kovin taiteellinen vaihe menos, sunlaisen naisen takii mäkin hankin salikortin ja tuun jauhaa vaik sul on napit korvil.

>>73814113
play this for your sister and tell me what she says. thanks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J0LVpr9RK3

>>73811451
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vk67nMykfI
Sooooo nice

>>73811354
roflll JACK SPEDICEY

>>73807381
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g5ArVuoaFj
So cute! Very nice too.

>>73813003
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RcHU9pTCLe
Error

>>73813146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e1Wj1dMTyI

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>astu sisään salille
>näe tämä

miten toimit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3UUpta18w4

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me in the middle

>>73814398
you need to practise a bit more before I can show that to anyone

>>73814628
>you need to practise a bit more before I can show that to anyone
which parts? i feel most comfortable with the first rhyme, and the chorus.

>>73814628
he got pretty siicccckkkk with "Naisen keho on luontoäidin taideteos ja mul on just kovin taiteellinen vaihe menos, sunlaisen naisen takii mäkin hankin salikortin ja tuun jauhaa vaik sul on napit korvil."
2fast4me

make a vocaroo of yourself slowly saying each word so i can get comfortable with it. thanks.

>>73814645
the chorus was decent
first one flowed better than the second, but the pronunciation was off on both

>>73814683
I'll voc that tomorrow morning

Auntie Mary had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
When she farted it departed
To a round of applause

>>73814778
cheers, lad.

>>73814799
>drawers
>applause

the ABSOLUTE STATE of the british accent

>>73814799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y4wzF8pFTq

O ye cannae shove yer Granny,
Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy,
O ye cannae shove yer Granny aff a bus.

>>73815029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c0waPNvGoO

>>73815131
thought you were speaking finnish for a second

>>73815392
yeah
I could only think of mämmi's mämmi

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>>73815790
>mämmi

asked myself, should i get subway or mcdonald's? and then i realised, why not get both?

need more vocaroos for my collection. somebody post something funny or saveworthy, please.

>>73819270
bump

>>73814549

"I am the finnest"

>>73814799
>drawers
>applause

are you fucking kidding me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13RYUYuhQgN

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s03Jl8xGFoK4
Me singing some Beatles song. I tried to sound to Paul, I tried.

>>73801693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16HNm2cEeM9
fffff

>>73804878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PojzbEaZXh

>>73823609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hYOakdsttm

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would really enjoy getting drunk and/or high 2day senpai

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happy bday 2 me
happy bday 2 me
i look like a monkey
& i smell like one too
hip hip hooray
hip hip hooray
hip hip hooray

Used google translate. Hopefully it's right.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07zyOTMJ5or

>>73825247
american/10

>>73824540
What did he mean by this?

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>>73809728
>Ollandais
Don't listen to the ArubANO's, they say they speak Dutch but they don't or just flat out refuse to.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73816997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s170z0CTPZkL

My pleasure

>>73813146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hwOMKFV7ZZ

>>73809999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kwkFQxG3b2