/fug/ France+Ulster+Germany

You're doing it wrong

https://youtu.be/cPk21C0Wpkg
Like this one

Poo lol

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>>73798351
Heck it, why not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NNgLqz89Z8

>>73798351
4th for upa RA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI

Is Mr. Bean the prime example of an alpha British male?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOeYPpOblAw

>>73798351
Invited: Republicans
Not invited: Royalist scum

>uniting France, Germany and UK under one thread
really looking for a world of hurt

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>>73798528
nice

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K-ON is the official anime of /fug/

>>73798518
that would be Edmund Blackadder

https://youtu.be/gIv2AxQG12E

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>>73798351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Zcel4oHNs&t=59m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO5AsrITdMU

>>73798569
Orange cunt
Éireann gó brách

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT34lBdVgls
Don't like Britanny but they have some cool songs.
>>73798475
It kinda sounds like mongol throat singing

>>73798557
Worked surprisingly well till last thread

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>>73798615
You called ?

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>>73798569
Bet Cromwell turned in his grave the day Ireland became a Republic and his precious England did not

https://youtu.be/aQEWhnX0L4I

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>>73798602
Great taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXqD4OrhV9I

>>73798351
STop with this autistic thread

>>73798687
can you still turn in your grave if royalists behead your corpse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8aQm3SoyI4

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Soviet Red Army Choir of Wales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNo92jS0HJ4

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are 'an

>>73798734
I'd like to believe so aye

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Carolus Magnus was frank.
Franks are the ancestors of the germans and the french.

just recalling this before someone say something stupid

>>73798775
You're not from Ulster, get out Saxon Foe

>>73798793
Neckar Suebi stronk

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>>73798770
Opinions on Tomoko's butt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5i9k7s9X_A
this is britains fault

>>73798842
saved,

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>>73798842
tomokos butt is one of the best

>>73798842
It is probably sweaty and smelly. I assume you're not the kind of deviant that is attracted to something like this.

>all these youtube links
Won't be clicking a single one

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>>73798842
nooses for nonces

>>73798886
>Uuuurghhh a girl is sweaty I wouldn't want her
Guess if a girl doesn't smell of shitty perfume she's shit eh

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>>73798770
Who care frankly about them ? Sure we share some culture and language, but they never share the glory or honour we do.
We might disagree with each others and fight but at least we're not opportunistic jews like them.

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>>73798886
No it is canon that she (usually) is clean and washes

>>73798931

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someone make a German and French version of this

>>73799011
France is big head little body Germany is smol head big body

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>>73799004
>it is canon that she (usually) is clean and washes
I'd rather have Gabu then.

>brits don't have a proper word for "salir"
really makes me think

>>73799011
>socialists, ???, ???, ukip

>>73799077
lib dems, conservative and unionist

I honestly wouldn't mind if a girl is sweaty or even a bit greasy
Atleast she smells like human
Not like shitty deodorant

>>73799060
to smear ?

>>73799077
Liberal Democrats (EU-loving centrists, student party)
Tories (Traditional upper middle class/upper class party. Is supposed to be about conservatism, lower taxes, less immigration, but hasn't been very conservative in a while)

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>>73799051
>Gab
>Not the superior Satania

When you're on a date with a girl you'll prefer her to be smelling of sweet perfumes, fruity shampoo, lovely smells to make her qt.

In bed with her, when you're both naked either during sex or after, you want her to be smelling sweaty and musky.

>>73799130
>>73799157
thanks lads

I don't want her to smell like perfume ffs
I hate that
I want her to smell like girl

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>>73799160

>>73798793
*Ancestors of the Northern French, Belgian, Dutch and Franconians

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>>73799160
Gabu > Vigne > Raphi > Satania

>>73799260
autism

bet you think girls look better without any makeup too

>>73799260
>i want her to smell like girl
hmmm

>>73799292
>>73799300

Nah,makeup is an upgrade most of the time
But I just hate the smell of perfume and deodorant,and I love the natural smell of girls,so there you go
I don't see anything wrong with it

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>>73799132
It's okay when she is cute.

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>>73799265
Pic related

>>73799285
You're the whole opposite of me. Vigne is good but she's too normie. And Gab's a shit.

>>73799349
well they usually smell very natural when you wake up next to them

love giving her fanny and arse a good sniff in the morning tbqh

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>>73799281
>Franconians

>>73799336
You should put Islamic calligraphy in the background on top of the flags, then it would be perfect.

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>>73799437
Lucky one.

I really like these threads.

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>>73799428
Gabu is cute.

>>73799415
>>73799428
did u kno that it is Gabu's birthday today (tomorrow)
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ガヴリール生誕祭2017?src=hash

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>>73799281
>Franconians

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Rate

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>>73799157
>Is supposed to be about conservatism, lower taxes, less immigration, but hasn't been very conservative in a while
This sounds somewhat familiar, but I can't put my finger on it

>>73799455
>>73799560
I seem to not understand this meme

>>73799618
he is from franconia

>>73799564
>french the strongest
>german the smartest
whywhat?

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>>73799618
meddl people

You fucking Bavarians hating on us franconians are the biggest meme I've ever seen
We literally keep the whole county running

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>>73799551
Best girl confirmed.

>>73799721
Theyre just hating cause they cant live with the fact that they are germanised slavs.

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>>73799281
wuz I Frankish n shit?

>>73799812
>germanised slavs
Yet another meme

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>>73799698
>German
Autistic Nerds
>Brits
Drunk fist fighter
>French
Master race

I precise that I wasn't biased at all

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>>73799512
>joke

What joke?

>>73799851
Yeah but also a tiny bit Danish

>>73799564
>frog
>muscles
HOWlinG

>ywn make out with tomoko while running your fingers through her greasy hair and smell her girly odor
Why even continue this current life of mine

>>73799932
But my father's side is not really "Nordic"

And I don't know if my grandma's family really comes from Normandy (quand je cherche ce nom, c'est de là que vient l'immense majorité des personnes partageant ce nom)

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>mfw the west declines

>>73799618
The famous German youtube celebrity "Drachenlord" happens to be Franconian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6cWs1gUgWg

He is very popular on /deutsch/.

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This is now a bash Italy thread

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>>73799512
Hello petit homme.

what is the French/German equivalent of:
>runt
>Rorke
>Rasheed
>Deano
>Jay
>Kev
>Tim
>Thailad

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>>73800090

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>>73800133

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>>73800133
Supprime ça

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>>73799963
?

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Reminder

>>73800146
oh, also do you have equivalents to the commie slags? (Rosy, Sara and Aisha)

>>73800236
geklaut

>>73800146
The thing is, I don't think I really get what they refer to.
I get rasheed is about indians, but we don't really have any of those in France

>>73800146
>>73800253
i have no idea what any of these terms mean, gib more easy ones ples

>>73800146
Basler
He's pretty cancerous

>>73800253
Like Anne-marie?

getting my daily dose of kraut and tea

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>>73800090
>Invade during summer
>die of frostbite

>>73798528
d'ya wanna wee cannae Coke nü, Bobby Sands?
Naw, you ain't get'n mine an' I hope you choke...

>>73800420
How do they do it?

https://youtu.be/bpOSxM0rNPM
https://youtu.be/MCdjXaNL1sQ
https://youtu.be/ngzC_8zqInk
British bands are amazing lads

>>73800420
Frankly, living in the south, I know I risk frostbite when I visit the North. Even in Summer

>>73800263
…und gespeichert :^)

>>73800477
They are the glorious descendants of Rome obviously.

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>>73799281

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEHJLd8QRz8
>mfw frogs have folk songs about us
luv u 2 xoxo

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>This is France next Prime Minister
Feels good man

>>73800533
So that's why the romans got BTFO for several years by someone who crossed the alps

>>73800488
We know

>>73800301
>>73800303
>>73800310

Runt: normie, pleb, mainstream taste, uninteresting, average, pathetic, dumb

Rorke: ultranationalist, /pol/tard, racist, uneducated

Rasheed: Pakistani, Muslim, nonwhite, terrorist, rapist, goatfucker

Deano: entrepreneurial/aspirational working class lad that goes for very materialistic goals like Barratt New Builds

Jay: character from the inbetweeners, pathologically liar about being a successful womaniser, Chad, etc

Kev: Irish man, walks towards the camera

Tim: schizo man who sings multiple times a day on YouTube and talks to teddy bears

Thailad: Brit who lives in Thailand

>>73798557
>implying we aren't heading toward total world domination

>>73800598
Wrong pistol

do you lads do a poo in your threads too?

>>73800640
Equivalent to Tim would be Drachenlord
He's literally the mascot of /deutsch/ at this point
Hes fat,his videos are shit,and he lives in a Russian -tier wooden house somewhere in the middle of Franconia
He always screams at haters and one time he revealed his real address in a surge of rage which led to a lot of banter

>>73799011
>the Conservative tree colored-in with a Union flag
>not the superior arm with flaming torch

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I really like this general

>>73800597
Frenchmen sing all day about English generals ha ha

>>73800640
Rorke: Guadeloupanon
Rasheed: Grizou

>>73800640
Those are really tough to crack m8

>>73800763
I really like you (not really) x

>>73800640
Basler (Guy from Basel): a notorious Swiss shitposter.

Joscher: plays the role of a severely autistic German boy on the internet with such tenacity that it might be actual autism.

Prügelösi: an Austrian guy with a bad temper who is always in trouble with the law for beating people up.

There's also a suicidal guy from Switzerland and an Austrian guy who shits in bags.

It should be noted that none of them are tripfags, so anyone can pretend to be either of them.

>>73800813
>tfw one of the most far-right /fr/ anons is an african from Guadeloupe

>>73800640
Where the fuck do we put Bouchard

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>>73800912
Cara

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dubs decide who I vote for.

>>73800640
>Normie
Normelet
I don't think we have an insult for the french poltards
>Rasheed
Bougnoules

We have Guadanon, which is a very racist anon from Guadeloupe that's a shitskin and a lolicon as well

Other than that most of them are pretty about attention whores so they're specific to /brit/. Guess we have some ugly algerian loser in Thailand that we just try to ignore

>>73800958
post more

>>73800966
Mélenchon

>>73800912
Rorke/Anglo, I guess

>>73800966
the commie

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>>73800966
The only one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH-9TSlwqCA

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>>73800966
CHEMINAAAAAADE
>tfw we can still win the mars race

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>>73800983
really?
for what purpose?

>>73800858
There's also an Austrian who always posts images of Sae from Hidamari Sketch who was suspected to be Martin Sellner, the head of the Austrian Identitarian movement. I haven't seen him in a while though.

Come to think of it, for some reason all the crazy people on /deutsch/ seem to be Swiss or Austrian.

>>73801011
This.

>>73801011
Va te faire enculer sale Boche

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>>73801011

>>73801011
Fuck (you) Germany.
Méchancon and Le Pen to the second round then.

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Dubs decide what county I should play

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>>73801011
Good post

>>73801051
now stop again

>>73801166
kent

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>>73801089
Ich mag dich auch Froschfresser

>>73801124
>>73801147
>mfw

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Tomoko uezs

>>73801204
>tfw no German gf

>>73801201
So close

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>>73801187

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>>73801194
fucking kraut
fuck right off

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>>73801204
Du bist schön, du schweinhund

How France and Germany view each other?

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Cara is runt-tier

>>73801270
Top rude

Are we not invited?

*glass breaks*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73801319
If you're from one of the Free Three™ you are

>>73801306
fuck off

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>no russian gf to sing for me

>>73801319
>>73801322
Right back to /brit/

>>73801319
no

>>73801319
prove yourself worthy for this thread

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>>73801301
revanchism

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>>73801378
The Irish are the true ubermensch

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Well, since no one gives two fucks, I will play Kent and unite anglo-saxon peoples under one flag

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>The Irish are the true ubermensch

>>73801301
"Fuck those guys"
Works both ways

>>73801433
good lad

>>73801319
back to /brit/ only real brits allowed here

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>>73801306
this

>>73801418
this if your patriotic

The EU view of it is "Best Friend" or """Brothers"""
That only the language divides us

>>73801301
We don't speak French, they don't speak German, so we coexist without knowing/caring too much about the other.

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>>73801429
true

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>>73801429
>when half the people there found there fame in the UK

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>>73801493
What about Alsace Lorraine? Die Wacht am Rhein?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8JoWC5LWgo

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>HAAAAAAALT
>ARE YOU A FRENCH SPY?
How do you react?

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>>73800976
>algerian loser in Thailand that we just try to ignore
same in /brit/
>>73800301
“Rasheed” pronounced same as “Rachide”.
the S. Asian moslem for the U.K.
is ≡ N. African moslem, I'm guessing.

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>>73801531
>UK

You mean Britain, aka Little Ireland?

>>73801585
I say "Yes m8, yes I am".
What of it dick head?

>>73801064
das ist nicht der sellner du idiot, dasist der witz daran

>>73801585
"Yes."

>>73801585
yes, I hate germans

>>73801617
>>73801633
>>73801638
*shoots all three of you in an epic quickscope series*

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>>73801585
You'll do nuttin'

>>73801602
Rude. And here I thought Irish people were bro-tier but you guys are just dicks.

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>>73801661
*tips helmet*

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>There are currently 831,000 Polacks in the UK
When will you help us reestablish Ostland?

>>73801683
We weren't invited to this party we've come to mess it up

>>73801602
salting hard

>>73801628
Witze sind in der Regel lustiger wenn man sie nicht erklärt.

>>73801683
Fuck Britain

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tVcNrk4ich
Post yourself speaking stereotypically in each other languages, even if you don't properly speak it.
Rate my accent btw

Why is this Irish cunt starving for attention so much? It's not 1845 anymore

>>73801683
the most bitter, irrelevant "country" you could imagine

>>73801762
Why couldn't you manage to assimilate them?

>>73801683
>siding with perfidious albion over your celtic cousins

>>73801740
neighbours bursted out laughing at me

HATE living in this box

>>73801789
kept killing them 2bh

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>I can only marry little girls

innit fantastic

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>>73801429
>«Irish are the true ubermensch»
>doesn't even umlautize «über»
the fucking embarrassment of posting under this flag's icon sometimes.
>>73801513
he ought fuckoff back to Germany, he sounds like a fag.

>>73801720
ja und wenn man sie auch versteht, aber kein schwein außer /deutsch/ kennt martin, also kannst du die beschreibung auch ganz sein lassen, und ihn als notorischen animeposter, der immer gebannt wird bezeichnen

>>73801713
Were irish even welcomed in /brit/?
I imagine not
You are literally white niggers

>>73800420
>frenchman wants insult italians
>doesn't post the greatest shame

>>73801836
t. algeri al-parisi

>>73801758
DELET THIS
>>73801843
What reason would a German have for hating the Irish?

>>73801836
>/tv/s dream
noice

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>>73801866
Wallah how did you know

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>>73801865
and then I shameful displayed my lack of adding the screenshot

>>73801887
everywhere i see irish i see butthurt
maybe i just had unlucky encounters but it stuck with me

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>>73801906
You're not me, Jean, stop

>>73801843
Irish are the best posters in /brit/

In /deutsch/ as well, one of them brought the pozz cuckold copypasta

>>73801906
Astoundingly white hand

>>73801933
>butthurt
Concerning what?

>>73801908
>HOW
outnumbered 10 to 1

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>>73801794
I'm from Le Mans so no celtic blood and I hate those leftist faggots from Brittany with all my might.
Pic related is our rightful clay. Plantagenêt dynasty, best dynasty.

>>73798725
>Analgauer ist mett
:^)

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>less than one fucking year
>already depressed

>>73801953
for a frenchman

>>73801937
>Irish are the best posters in /brit/

Only the Irish say this

>>73801961
britain obviously

>>73801937
Celts should just gtfo
Nobody needs or wants them

I SING WITH MY POTATO BROTHER
"BOMBEN AUF ENGLAND"

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>>73801975
>Le Mans
>not Celtic

What are you, then?

>>73801994
delet

>>73802020
funny thing is france+england+germany=celtic germanic mongrels

>>73802005
Obviously you spoon, it's a touchy subject. Think you're just jealous of our nationalism

@73802051
Betting youre some runt in northern ireland going all IRA

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>>73801997
S-STOP SAYING THINGS THAT ARE TRUE
RÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ

>>73802096
>>73802096
spreng dich weg, dem anglo aufm leim gehen geht gar nicht

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>>73801740

>>73802096
>northern ireland
No such thing

>>73801975
but most french are descended from the gaullic celtic tribes, no?

the famine is over

why don't you go home

>>73802163
holup

we wuz franks, irish boi

>>73801839
Ich merke schon, dass du zu autistisch bist zu verstehen, dass der Witz - wie auch auf /deutsch/ - darin liegt das Gerücht zu streuen.

>>73801975
delet this post right now, Capetians are the rigthful leaders of France, not Plantagenets, okay?

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>what are you staring at,britboi?
How do you react?

>>73802208
dayum

you be saying them franks were germanic and shieeet? so you all duh same as germans?

>>73802254
Nothing wrong with being Germanic
Northern French are germanics in denial

>>73802217
bring nix wenn er nur in deutsch postet

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>>73802254
Don't listen to him

>>73802285
die britin sieht wieder wie ein stück scheiße aus

>>73802332
delete yourself

>>73802290
Ich lasse dich mal mit deinem Autismus alleine.

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>>73802332
Stop talking german you cunt. Receive qt

We should stop talking german in here

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>>73802239

>>73802387
>>73802332
>>73802290
Haltet mal das maul alle drei

>>73802402
W-wie heisst sie?

>>73802410
>people unironically believe this
>m-m-m-maybe if we repeat that we didnu nothing enough times people will believe it

>>73802494
You wish you knew, you kraut loving cunt.

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The true good guys.

>>73802532
>kraut loving
Nothing wrong about that.

>>73802508
>people

that's Enoch Powell lad

>>73802387
>mei autismus
>mei meme xD
Bist ja eine intelligenzbestie

>>73802541
You guys always pick wrong allies. With Russia you could have the entire continent for yourselves. Maybe we could even liberate (heheheh) America.

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>>73802541
>Prussians
>mfw the most famous french military song is about how we won't bend over to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXfd9VBtbvs
Fuck off Prussian invaders. You are not welcome in Alsace Lorraine

>>73802273
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>pale af

I am frank

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>>73802600
>We could've had a German century
>>73802634
Alsace Lorraine is German clay.

>>73802634
Alsace-Lorraine is ______

>>73802634
But you did :^)

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>>73802634

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>>73802672
The clay might be german, but its people are french.
Begone. You are foreigners to us.

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ALL HAIL TO THE LORD OF DARKNESS

>>73802750
It's people are Germans as well though.
You just brainwashed them.

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>>73802672
It's been quite some time since the last WW. Want some nuke?

>>73802792
Sure. Wanna get steamrolled like last time?

>Be poland,poor and dumb
>Get attacked by both the Wehrmacht and the red army without having managed to mobilise your army
>Manage to defend yourself longer than France,which was only attacked by the wehrmacht

Bunch of pathetic numales.

>>73802508
Stop insulting the last honourable person that has been MP in all Europe.

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Make swabia great again

>>73798351
This thread is the definition of cancer

>>73802874
No. I like it :3

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why did germans never have an empire

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>>73802787
No, they are French of Germanic culture. Sorry you guys are so autistic you relinquish diversity between your people. No wonder you're so much about Ordnung. Individuality is a foreign concept to you.
>You can't be xxx you need to be German.
No wonder you lost so much territory the weaker you went over hsitory

>>73802930
they did, we took it away

>>73802930
Because they lost ww1

>>73802930
Because you stole our colonies

>>73802924
;3

>>73802930
Colonies are for fags.

>>73802952
You sound like some liberal fuckhead.
>OOOHHH LE LIBERTY LE INDIVIDUALITY LE THIS LE THAT

>>73803026
>didnt have any colonies
>still get invaded by immigrants
How do Germans live with themselves ?

>>73802634
>AHP
lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfVS2V27HE0

>>73802839
>What is the phoney war
We would be the one steamrolling you. Shit we even invaded you from time to time during that period. But no our politics were pussy and they gave up.
And if you still think that we're not better than you, then let's do it again mate. I swear we will fuck you so hard, our massive and giant cocks will touch your vocal chords.
We're the strongest, period.

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>>73803036
You're just mad that the people of France aren't a single monolithic entity

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>>73802924
Why would you ?
We hate you, you hate us

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>germans willing flood themselves with refugees to cope with the fact the never had an empire

it all makes sense now

>>73803075
We did that because of our "special history"

>>73803093
>And if you still think that we're not better than you, then let's do it again mate. I swear we will fuck you so hard, our massive and giant cocks will touch your vocal chords.
We're the strongest, period.
You guys are the biggest fags in Europe. Wish we could've united earlier so we could've beaten the literal shit out of you a bit faster. Maybe we would've even given you a bit of Germanic seed,so your offspring becomes a bit manlier.

>>73803078
It's the sole english translated version of this song, despite it being clunky as hell, sorry about that

>>73803075
We have sinned with our actions in Africa

>>73803162
Nah not all of us and not all of you really do.

>>73803187
It was actually virtue signaling in a massive proportion