Quite enjoyed Assassins Creed London edition
>>73796743
runt game
>>73796779
I quite enjoyed it
>>73796743
well would you look at that, i have no gf, haha
>>73796804
Runt, I..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOSSAQPt-Ro
>>73796779
do you like the binding of isaac?
i do.
>>73796804
runt
>>73796743
assassins creed paki edition
new nickname for phimo: turtlewilly
reminder that ur a normie if u have a job
Look at this fugly one
TORIES BTFO
>>73794107
>>73794107
>>73794107
the krauts are DOMINATING /fug/
need Brit reinforcements, it's Normandy beach all over again
>>73796819
Fucking tunage bro
Bigups
>>73796743
awful game, how can you have such shit taste
great edition
am I banned yet
don't now what kodi is and im too afraid to learn
>>73796851
Not true
>>73796884
That looks very painful
>>73796873
faggot
>>73796839
just wanted to say i got it
>>73796871
literally me though
>>73796898
http://www.justanimedubbed.tv/watch/the-simpsons/
here you are you worhtless shithead
>>73796779
delet
>>73796875
I liked the city, the gang fights etc. It was very fun.
went to justanimedubbed.com instead of .tv and it started to redirect me do i have malware now
>>73796871
But I am not rich but also don't care about other people
>>73796819
>he went to BRIT School
ah yes it all makes sense now
>>73796871
>not rich
>don't care about other people
What do?
>>73796898
just use ahoy.one (piratebay mirror)
has everything u could ever ask for
>>73796961
right thats it
*heems you*
>>73796959
>the gang fights
aye, thats london alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc
teenage nostalgia tune
daily reminder that those of us who are circumcised never had to worry about phimosis
>>73796974
i want to avoid torrenting takes too long
I'm addicted to nicotine and big wanks
If you're parents were good parents you wouldn't have phimosis you filthy unwashed creeps
daily reminder that those of us who aren't circumcised never had to worry about having a mutilated penis
dunno why she doesnt message me desu
think im mugging myself off here by falling in love
tbf just slap me in the face
Just don't get it. Why doesn't the English National football team merge with the Welsh National football team and the Scottish National football team? You haven't won a soccer stanley cup ever in your current divided forms.
nimbletons...
>>73797022
you can prioritise which episodes you want to download first, shouldn't take more than 10 minutes per episode even with bad internet.
>>73797058
National identity you little sprog
haha can't believe phimosis is a real thing
how do you even get it haha?
mate, just wash your dick lmao
phimo sounds like the pharmacy version of bi-lo (if any aussies remember that haha)
>>73797058
because those are equally shite.
No one from Wales but Bayol would start and literally no one from Scotland would start. Maybe Ashley on the bench for Wales.
>inb4 flag
yes I know we're shite but atleast we admit it
Now this is for sure where (((He))) lives
24 Sussex Drive
howling
kms
>>73797058
Because their wouldn't be any Scots or Welsh on the team and they would get mad.
>>73796743
It's going on xbl for about a tenner at min, skipped over it earlier because it looked shit
Is it worth a tenner?
>>73797111
i remember it
didn't actually know until last year that they were shut down
>>73797058
That would literally be england + bale
>>73797187
and ramsey
be honest, do you ever make up stuff on here to get (You)s, because I honestly never do so
>>73797131
he lives in rideau cottage
fucked it
>>73797143
>timothy james
>>73796986
RA3 was too campy, RA2 had the right balance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBOD8qeCBuc
ds
business idea: let's all post our heads on /brit/
Business idea: visit the Luxembourg embassy and tell them to get a real country
>>73797214
tried it a few times but felt guilty about lying not long after i made the posts
never been outside middlesbrough in my life
Business idea: Split Belgium between Holland and France
>first line of randomly picked simpsons episode
>In 1796, a fiercely determined band of pioneers leaves Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the bible. Their destination: New Sodom.
great stuff
Imagine living in a country where you're not even good at your most-watched sport
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME
>>73797214
I sometimes lie and say I'm ding a poo when I'm actually not
Another episode of Band of Brothers then it's off to sleep for me boys.
Good night.
comfyhomer.jpg
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-tim-farron-lib-dems-brexit-general-election-2017-theresa-may-a7689926.html
>>73797256
yeah i felt bad saying i was only six feet tall with three gfs when really i'm closer to seven and don't need gfs as i have a different girl over from tinder every night
>73797214
Aha. Very clever. This in itself is a lie to get (you)s. Sorry friend, i know your games
>watching Simpsons past the age of 14
cringe
Remembering 11 year old Stephen McConomy who was murdered by the British Army on this day in 1982 in Ireland.
>>73797143
I didn't see anything funny about that file.
>>73797304
are you making fun of the UK or luxembourg
>>73797318
>globalists working with globalists
no big surprise
> cringe
ew
>73797328
>still got (You)s
most popular guy in /brit/ here
>>73797335
need theresa may out of business
>>73797318
literally as damaging to labour as corbyn if he does that
>tomorrow is international shitposting day
Literally cannot wait.
>>73797333
Also remembering 12 year old Anthony McDowell who was shot dead by the British Army on this day in 1973 in Ireland.
Brutalism
>ew
ah
>ah
ew
she wants an ethnic lad from London
4chan has always been a leftist tolerant website until racists from /r/the_donald invaded in 2016
>>73797393
I need her fully IN business.
pikrel
>>73797318
progressive alliance
got called a runt again...
>ew
blimey
>Ah
j
In India I think there is an incredibly fine line between being homeless and not homeless.
I'd probably live on the street just to save some money.
been on /brit/ for a solid 4 hours now lids
>>73796884
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1930wWBQOuJ
tv shows to watch to fill the void
Convinced that literally everybody in western society is suffering from depression or some other form of mental illness
It's a natural coping mechanism, a stage of life past your early adolescent years
>>73797318
oh no
>>73796884
JESUS
VERY tired for some reason
might do a sleep
Business idea: collapse of Labour as a party, LibDems become official opp
>>73797497
Bates motel (new season out)
13 reasons why
Both are Qt kino
>blimey
bejesus
I can feel you in my lungs, feel you in my veins
Bloodstream only way to make it to my brain
I tried some others but man they just not as good as you
Going crazy cause I only feel this good with you
Maybe I'm not as strong as I once was
When we're together lately I don't even feel a buzz
I'm addicted to this shit like it was hard drugs
>>73797494
runt
>bejesus
rorke
took a shit dudes
Dude, So im going on vacation and I realize sitting in front of me is this hot girl with a big ass wearing blue colored pants. Mad how fit chicks are on this plane
>>73797503
It's hard to help it, were all like zoo animals just vaguely aware that something is wrong as we pace about our runt cages
>never broken a bone even though I've done lots of stupid shit where I probably should have
Laughing at all these osteo peasants.
>>73797555
This is easily the scariest image of Tim I've seen.
>>73797318
ah yes
now i despise tony blair slightly more than i already did
>>73797416
deserved it for being a taig tbqh
> rorke
'sheed
Tonight Matthew I am going to be...
Chon idea: a smart filter for removal of dumb comments.
>>73797158
It's a good game but an Assassins Creed game, if you like AC and think the setting is cool you'll like it.
out th'shower and my mans is coming over in 15 minutes
Why is it that NI Catholics here CANNOT stop going on about this boring shite? Nobody cares mate
Been walking about in the rain for an hour now
Bit cold out
Irish weather
Can't find any more cool places or embassy's nearby
I think the British embassy is closer to the Capitol
why has tim started recording in 480p?
Assassins Creed is literally the worst game franchise next to Call of Duty and Battlefield
>>73797333
>>73797416
Beidh ár díoltas a bheith ar an gáire ar na páistí
>>73796884
>>73797699
bit gay
>>73797711
DPD is intercepting some of the pixels
If he uploads them in 480p they can't take pixels because the resolution is too small for their systems
>>73797711
Dentists tampering with his camera at night
>>73797699
did you see how many times your head was posted in different threads?
>>73797711
>.png (3.77 MB, 2870x1938)
>>73797711
he does 1 video in 480 and the rest in 1080
>>73797741
platonic mans
>>73797752
no
Should crucify every cucktholic tbqh
>>73797783
> having a male "friend" come over to your house at 2am on a weekday
> not gay
pick one
>>73797767
>phoneposters
>>73797800
Rude
>>73796963
>>73796969
don't vote tory. are you dumb
quit my job to focus more on winning the lottery this weekend
>>73796239
>gay ear pierced
alri fernando
So many qt French girls around here
And every French guy is a manlet lel
>Macron claims false stories are being circulated esp. in ré him dodging taxes
>Le Monde establishes a service for checking “facts” and “verifying” sources
hmm yeesss, it's all coming together very nicely.
democracy is such a failure
you basically vote for who you hate the least
>>73797849
>the the party that significantly reduced the amount of tax people in full time employment pay are evil meme
>>73797894
Won't be voting for myself then
What do British people learn about Benedict Arn*old?
>>73797894
I like Corbyn
>>73797822
hmm ok den
>>73797874
NOT the gay ear
>>73797935
queer cunt
Thoughts?
>>73797894
*whom*
how difficult is it to think?
Finna go jiu jitsu in 10 mins
>>73797931
same desu
its the (((blairities))) that i dont like
>>73796743
Was alright I suppose. Having your base on a moving train was a bit shit, should have used a grand house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0dURW6ZnP8
>*whom*
>how difficult is it to think?
ah
ASS creed is such a shit game series
need to go outside soon
*shudder*
>>73797978
wha?
>>73797995
Delete this
Malcolm Turtlebull
Is the new resident evil worth 40 good boy points?
>>73797936
why is tim such a child
my water heater was fucked a couple months back and i just took cold showers
>>73797995
Painting pictures vividly of all my New York state adventures
My beliefs represented Islam through Christianity
The murderous pleads temporary insanity
My confidentiality is broken
I'm Chocking on smoke toke
Trying to keep my crew from overdosin'
But I'm frozen, yet every time I think
need a yoga gf
any /brit/ lads been to a psychiatrist to go on anxiety meds?(probably SSRIs)
what was it like
>>73798064
Trying asking the video games board :)
twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnqIcF61GQ
>>73798069
>cold showers
>>73798091
ive been on an SSRI and an SNRI and neither have done shit
>>73798091
na (came to my house) and awkward
don't even have phimosis fs
>>73798085
Ah yes
Secular (((yoga)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZlP_Ltzyc
>>73798024
I played the revolutionary war one, because it was fun killing redcoats
>>73798119
would batter a lynx if it ever made that noise at me
>>73798059
lol
>>73798119
jesus christ wild cats are scary how tf did we domesticate them
>>73798119
Silly lynx.
>>73798091
do not take ssris
NEED a drinking buddy
>>73798119
>>73798170
cute!
their paws are so dopey looking
https://youtu.be/PEnwXYJcSZc
lost my streak on duolingo
>>73798189
kss kss kss kss
>>73798142
i just need something to stop the panic attacks. i'm already taking a fuck load of pills zzz
>>73798146
they've rescheduled me three times. the first time i went i sat in the waiting room for 45 minutes before someone finally told me i wasn't going to be seen today. it's getting irritating desu because it's a long drive to the clinic and i have to get a ride
>>73798092
Not a very nice post desu. Are you ok anon?
>>73798155
what's wrong with it? it's just a series of bodyweight exercises and stretches
>>73798191
>turning18.webm
>lost my streak on duolingo
ah
>>73798197
why not?
https://www.starnow.co.uk/timbyrne1#subTabs
tim weighs as much as me and im 6'4"
fat bastard
How's the shred going lads
Haven't lifted in four months and feeling like shittt
>>73798297
they're bad and don't help unless you're in the 10% of people who actually do get helped by them
antidepressants are all pretty shit actually
what you need is the support of friends and family to try and help you out
>>73798238
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
*moos*
>>73798335
you should never burden friends with your depression
>>73798343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ7evPXxJhk
kss kss kss kss
>>73798335
>what you need is the support of friends and family to try and help you out
no family and no friends
>>73798404
go to the church or find a community to rely on
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
ew
I've come to a point where i really like the stories of games, but the actual gameplay is mostly kind of shit
also, London Town Assassin's Creed song. Still love you londonistan, you make it hard to, but i do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6hF3EaICxk
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/obsessively-yours/201001/five-reasons-not-take-ssris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8Dcz3kyOA
>>73798270
Because that's not at all the point of it, and mong liberals turned it into basically cardio for fat women
>>73798457
im totally the opposite
I hate games with a lot of cutscenes I tend to prefer more arcade-y ones or games that kind of tell the story in the background like dark souls or metroid prime
Audition for open mike
Play piano - songs: love of my life, your song, let it be, hello, I will always love you, here comes the sun and others. I can improvise on the piano in jazz or other styles.
Classical: a bit of fur elise, a bit of moonlight sonata
I also know some basic guitar things after acquiring a Guitar recently
Fuck the gardaí
>>73798457
total opposite for me. cant remember the last time a story in a game gripped me. half life 2 maybe. i usually skip all the cutscenes and play. never enjoyed assasins creeds because the gameplay is shit and repetetive
>>73798480
just started on the prozac again today
>>73798320
>6'4 89KG
Skinny runt
>>73798500
>>73798547
haha lol lets touch dicks?
>>73798499
>mong liberals turned it into basically cardio for fat women
not entirely sure why getting fat cunts to exercise is a bad thing lmao
>>73798588
>>73798548
i don't blame you
i've fought with it for over 15 years and i've recently realized that i can't win this battle on my own so... meds are my last resort
>>73798567
fat manlet detected
>>73798588
>adidas x palace collab
who wears this shit lol
Post the video of tim being bullied
mum and dad are literal billionaires but they won't buy me a suit for a graduation present
having red hair in this country is honestly the worst
even if you have a decent face, you're always gonna be pleb tier. hate my life 2bh
>>73798611
>>73798548
Pair of sissys
>>73798611
life is shit and if you've worked that out then meds can't help you
Why there are so many people afraid of war? War is beneficial to humanity, it is scientifically proven that the greatest technological advances occur in times of war.
>>73797158
Yeah but might be cheaper used
It's like GTA in Victorian London
>>73798597
bit gay but ok
>>73798680
remind them who's choice it was to bring you into the world
>>73798699
people would rather not die needlessly
only asscreed I enjoyed really enjoyed is black flag desu
Fucking tune lads
https://youtu.be/8G0KjFlVgTY
>>73798683
do ginger kids get bullied at school as much as here?
never played an assassins creed game and never will
>>73798699
ah yes just what we need
more technology
>>73798745
it's far worse here than in the US or UK
>>73798745
no one dared bullying me desu
miss the polish gf
miss the american gf
miss the hairy sjw gf
miss the paki gf
miss the slutty gf who wants me to strangle her
miss all of my past gfs
:(
>>73798610
why do you keep posting autistic shit like this? nobody cares about ireland anymore
>>73798748
Gingers here are too common to make fun of
The majority of gingers here aren't the skinny little jewfro gingers you see about the US, they're all massive fucking brutes who have chest hair at 12
>being a guy with red hair
Might as well put yourself out of your misery
Ginger girls are super qt but I dread having a red headed son
doing a test
http://filteries.com/politics
people either love or hate my eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aESAKt3teu0
>keeping something like that around a poor average domestic cat
people are dumb cunts
>>73798782
>tfw have never had a gf so have no-one to miss
>>73798500
>>73798547
I get what you mean. I like stories in games, but i get it.
Last really good no-story all gameplay game I played was DOOM 2016. I really loved it
>>73798752
If you don't like technology go to street to play with friends like in the old times.
>>73798849
haha
>>73798690
the problem is i can't function well enough to support myself
>>73798841
>state atheism
red heads need to band together like the jews and create our own state
>inb4 ireland
fuck off
ban pornography
make brothels a legit industry
i want to go england and live in there
what can possibly go wrong?
>>73798828
Damian Lewis?
>>73798702
>buying 2nd hand games
business idea: legalise everything but also tax everything
>>73798762
literally never thought less of a ranga nor seen one been bullied
Why is Tim farron so often singled out for his christian beliefs? Aren't many politicians at least ostensibly religious?
It's like somebody somewhere decided that's the angle we're all going to take on him and it stuck
>>73798904
Because Irish gingers are a different breed from skinny little jewfro new world ginges
You know we'd HEEM you and steal your women
Business idea: taxation without representation
>>73798846
looks like my cat (one that isnt a wild animal that can and will tear human flesh the moment you look at it wrong)
>>73798946
because politics is now opium of the people
Big girl
Small hat
did coke and tried to kill myself
phoned my dad crying
drugs are shit tbqh
>>73798926
>not buying second hand
Enjoy wasting money
>>73798841
did one ages ago
>>73798979
hats on women look stupid
Who is to blame ?
>>73797421
will post once finished, its a lot
I made trannies illegal, did you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IabkrUqkyQ8
>>73798913
Why you wanna go there?
It always rains there, and it's cold, and people smell bad because they do not brush their teeth.
>>73798901
religion should be exterminated
don't hat me
Vote lib dem, ok?
>>73799013
the yanks
>religion should be exterminated
>don't hat me
>>73798904
>>73798950
girl gingers are okay, male gingers need to be burned at the stake, this is well known
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGkt94OOBUU
reckon the united states should have supported ahmad shah massoud instead of indirectly helping the talibans
maybe the current geopolitics shape of the middle east & the whole world would be quite different
*doesn't vote lib dem*
>>73799025
>they do not brush their teeth.
hmm
>>73799056
so theresa may can win? na
must be fun being a privileged white cunt tho
>>73799073
I'll fucking heem ya cunt
>>73799123
there appears to be some kind of rust on your hair bro
The goal
>>73797207
nah
governments should consider religions no different than harry potter or lord of the rings fan groups
gas all cucktholics and sell them as farm feed
>governments should consider religions no different than harry potter or lord of the rings fan groups
>>73799151
>normies
Religion should be exterminated
Now if you excuse me I'm late for my daily Atheist community gathering to catch up on my prayers to Science
>>73799161
>you
the ideal gf
>>73799203
hate these cartoons
>>73799199
>daily Atheist community gathering
what's that
I consider the [G]overnment to be no different from a Harry Potter fan club in terms of legitimacy
>>73799212
thats not Saffiyah Khan
Why every time someone post some intellectual or intelligent comment on /brit/ there are some idiot posting the fedora meme? Are we supposed to just talk about penises and anime?
>>73799192
religion doesn't bother me at all and i don't go around trying to talk people out of it, but really the only difference is holy books are old and harry potter is young. old means it's true.
in 2,000 years someone somewhere will teach the gospel of peter parker.
>>73799203
you clearly don't understand your own image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ko2FmpK6dM
>Why every time someone post some intellectual or intelligent comment on /brit/ there are some idiot posting the fedora meme? Are we supposed to just talk about penises and anime?
>>73799240
legitimise THIS
>>73799203
saw a girl with a triforce tattoo on the back of her left thigh inna party recently
fucking mental. the tattoo was quite huge too
>>73799246
Fuck off cunt
Don't like the cut of your gib
>>73799272
I just wanted to use it tbf.
> Why every time someone post some intellectual or intelligent comment on /brit/ there are some idiot posting the fedora meme? Are we supposed to just talk about penises and anime?
>british and irish lions in rugby
>team GB in olympics
>england in football
really makes you think
Uh oh lads
Just saw Trudeau speeding up beside me on the highway in a Honda Civic telling me to pull over and looking VERY cross
Reckon it's because of what I said about the government?
ah yes the canuck who thinks christianity is vital to white culture