Always vote Democrat edition
Just another subpar shitty thread. Oh wait, that is this general nowadays anyway.
Good morning.
>>73790935
What would be your ideal OP, pray tell
>>73790978
Pray tell?
I pray everyday that something different changes but me and you both know it no longer matters.
>>73790978
How about something that doesn't focus on shitty U.S. politics and racism.
Morning /cum/bums
>>73790818
Btw the democratic part from that time became the republican party we have now. Little bit of US history for you foreigner.
>>73791122
I know, it's a joke
>>73791143
it's not a very good joke
>>73791242
If you're sensitive it might be a bit less funny
>>73791278
No I mean it's just all over the place, you're representing the democrats with republicans and you're making an american politics joke in a thread made for north america. It's just not a very well thought out joke.
>>73791321
>>73791278
Can we all just get a long and drop it?
>>73791423
It's a shit thread m8, especially for the morning, who wants to wake up to this?
>>73791483
underrated post
>Ireland in charge of making threads
>>73791508
Well yeah bro I agree to a certain agree. But having an internet fight is not gonna make it any better though.
>>73791278
>>73791143
I liked your thread
>>73791622
*to a certain degree
>>73791672
Thank you
>>73791860
bad, bad thread
>>73791910
tea is for fags
>>73792439
Arnold Palmer loved tea and he was the embodiment of heterosexuality
>>73792524
>Arnold Palmer
>golf
literally touching a hard rods for living
>not gay
>>73792816
don't talk shit about Arnold Palmer
>>73792950
arnold palmer is shit
Post No.73793052
kys
>>73791122
What happened to the Republicans from that time?
>>73793285
The parties switched values, Republicans became Democrats, Democrats became Republicans.
>>73793346
Okay, but what happened to the Democrats from that time?
I want to FUCK somebody who love anime. They just seem so cute and optimistic I want to fuck the SHIT out of them. Must be a girl ( ) though
good morning /cum/bois
wonder how late my brekkie will be today
FUCK OFF YANK
>>73793599
haha u really got us good with that one
>>73793366
I'm doing this from memory but I think during the great depression is when the switch was finalized. Democrats during that time ran on expanding government welfare programs, job creation and bank regulation. Despite being socially progressive, the Republicans of the the time were opposed to the expansion of federal government, and had been more focused on capitalism.
i dont want to vote democrat
>>73793651
FOY (FUCK OFF YANK)
>>73793726
GOOD POST
>>73793715
Now you've gone too far you piece of human garbage
>>73793795
YANK FUCK OFF
>>73793726
>>73793726
scots > welsh > irish > english
>>73793874
Makes me think
>>73793924
Why?
>>73793874
birds of a feather flock together
>>73794072
Is that little speck of orange up there in Oregon Portland? Do black people like heroin?
>>73793984
>>73794072
Here is a different map, I think this one seems more logical.
>>73794110
All people like heroine, that drug knows no color.
You answered your won question that spec of orange is there just because it's a major city and that's simply where people go to live, only 3% or Portland's population is black.
>>73794304
Oh, good. I plan on moving to Vancouver soon and I don't want to live across the river from a bunch of negroes.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
belowjob
Somebody once asked if I could spare some change for gas, I need to get myself away from this place.
I said yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little chaaaaange
>>73794565
I ain't the biggest guy on the plaaaaane
>>73794478
that's a little clever.
i hope you're proud of that post
https://youtu.be/YlSh5SSVyS8
thread theme
Anybody know if they make 4chanX for microsoft edge?
Is it socially acceptable to wear actuall cowboy stuff in the southern US?
I have always wanted to dress like one regularly, but i don't want to stick out like an autist
>>73794764
>current state of china cartoons
BENIS LOL!
>>73794835
They do
>>73794835
>4chanX
https://tampermonkey.net/?browser=edge
https://www.4chan-x.net/builds/4chan-X.user.js
>>73794895
Not just that, the girl is 12 years old.
Anime is a fucking joke and anybody who still watches it is mentally deranged.
I do want a cute gf (female) who has been brainwashed to crave my dick by anime though.
>>73794891
Depends on what you mean by cowboy stuff
>>73794891
Just go to Alberta
>>73794929
>>73794934
Dope, I might just use only Edge after I format and reinstall. Absolutely sick of firefoxes bullshit and I can't stand chrome. If I'm going to be forced to use a shit browser I might as well use one that was made for the OS I'm using.
>>73795006
I have, they just wear plaid shirts and jeans
>>73795066
That's what we wear tho
>tfw you fart and it smells like poopy
fedora poster must still be in school.
this is a good thread so far
>>73795007
chromium werks
and brave is shaping up to be quite good soon
>>73794891
It's acceptable for the most part, I wouldn't suggest dressing like that everyday to go do mundane things like going to the mall to pick up a new cellphone. That attire is meant to be practical and a bit utilitarian. If you're doing farm work or engaged in animal husbandry then it may be normal clothing for you.
>when the fag busts into the room and starts spewing nonsense about "acceptable fashion"
no one cares, Rupaul
>>73791321
>>73791242
this is why people fucking hate americans on this board
autists like you make the rest of the yanks look bad.
>>73795539
i blame the fluoride and vaccines 2bh
>>73795104
iktf
>>73795539
Ask me if I care
Fact: no one will ever give a better handjob than yourself
>>73795710
aww that's sweet of you but how do you know if I've never given anybody a handjob?
>>73795615
you clearly don't care
but i'm guessing you don't care about your hygiene or weight either.
>>73795437
Shush and take in the majesty of America
>>73795960
You would be wrong bud
>>73796009
post a pic of your head then lad, i'll be the judge of that
>start taking anti-depressants
>have side effects for a few weeks but I expected as much
>side effects stop
>stop taking them for a few days
>take them again because I got a higher dose
>side effects back because I stopped taking them for a few days
>probably going to have to wait weeks for them to go away again
I'm an idiot
>>73796025
Me
>>73796025
you next?
>>73796100
howling. exceptional post
i know it's not him, though.
>>73796130
Is that actually you? You're handsome.
i want gays to leave
>>73796180
Why? They're fabulous.
>>73796100
/rk9/ really destroyed him.
>>73796180
No lol
>>73796239
Nice earring lmao
>>73796239
what are you fucking gay LOL
>>73796239
You're an alright looking lad too. Your earring is cool.
Can I get a r8 of you yank boys please?
>>73796239
Bent twat
>>73796395
skelllliiiiiiiiitong lankleeeyy lank
>>73796395
nigga learn how to use an iron, but you're alright too.
>>73796239
look at that crooked nose haha twat
>>73796239
haha alri phimo
The bf
>>73796555
looks like a twink who wants to be tough
>>73796395
You look like my brother, but thinner and less-white; quite remarkable really
When I sent your pic to him I asked for a pic of my brother so I can post the resemblance but ATM I don't have any
>>73796555
paki tier
Me concocting a dastardly deed
how do i fix phimosis without bursting my dorsal vein
>>73796395
why are you walking towards the camera?
>>73795100
You gotta button it up and tuck it in and roll the sleeves. Also wear some regular boots and a fitted hat
>>73796395
TILE YOUR KITCHEN FFS
Think I'm going to take the week off until I get over these symptoms.
I'm either getting the flu, have an infection, have cancer or just have side effects from prozac.
Hope the boss doesn't mind because this is the busiest time right now.
>>73796669
>>73796443
check the power sockets
>>73796681
Need Hard Tory Brexiteers out of business sunshine
>>73795710
Wait if i go around giving handjobs does that mean theyll have the best handjob of their life
>>73796746
give me one right now and well find out
>>73796697
Why?
>>73796669
It's called a fitted shirt. I imagine they don't sell them at Gap or, Benetton.
>>73796892
he's a yank
>>73796837
*gives handjob*
>I imagine they don't sell them at Gap or, Benetton.
>>73796697
>>73796892
He's saying that's not him posting from the U.K. because those are American power sockets. Still doesn't prove it's not an american living in the U.K. and that it's just an old cellphone picture.
>>73796997
it's a well known meme in /brit/
a yank re-enacted this photo
>>73797067
ah okay gotcha. I've seen this picture posted in /fa/ but never paid any attention to it.
>>73797067
Delete this
>>73797067
That's me in the photo
I have a HuGE benis t b h l a d s
I LEFT PASTA ON THE STOVE
AND SOMEONE USED ALL MY TOILET PAPER
SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR THIS
>>73795710
But the novelty of having a nice girl doing it and smiling the whole time, well must be some kind of mindjob.
>>73797325
You look nice
i'm pretty liberal but i fucking hate pot smokers
i have not met a single person who smoked pot and wasn't a fucking deadbeat.
>>73797409
I don't smoke much pot because I get super sexually aroused on it.
>>73797409
>4chan poster calling others degenerate
it never gets old
>>73797409
Why can't potheads learn proper grammar?
>>73797409
the problem with jonnebis is that its cultivated to be as potent as possible
they should make it legal but only with 1% thc content like some other country, was it Switzerland
haha when will people realize that brahma is the one true creator?
>anime
the true plague of degeneracy
>>73797558
back to the streets, rasheed
>>73797552
>we should ruin cannabis
funland more like unfunland
>>73797605
eat cow shit mammi
non-virgins OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN2fFwetWGg
*rapes you*
ahhh.. another virginity for my collection
>>73797622
you're still young, at least mentally
too much of anything is bad, or rather if your aim is to get fucked - not good ok?
>>73797704
thanks a lot grandpa, I'm gonna smoke bath salts instead
>>73797731
good
more like La Fund Nun
>a fucking toiletbowl
Hey guys
The brekkie buds
>>73798414
Still in the hospital?
>>73798514
Yeah hoping to be released and do treatment at home but some (((people))) want to keep me another three weeks until I'm done treatment here
Also the lineup for tomorrow
>>73798605
What's a milkette?
>>73798605
What was wrong?
>>73798414
What's in the purple container?
>>73798674
Pretty sure that's a coffee mug and the top is to keep it from spilling.
>>73798651
balls
testies
eggies
nutties
You guys will decide if I ask her on a second date for this weekend or I specify friday or saturday.
>>73798605
get as much dairy as you can and make a stinky fart chamber
>>73798605
Why isn't it in Frog
>>73798631
Creamer
>>73798651
Staphylococcus infection started in me but or blood either way I guess I could have died lol
1/4 die but I blame old people for skewing that high
>>73798712
Correct
>>73799034
You might be thinking of Montreal guy who was vomiting blood
He's ok and released from the hospital
>>73799071
Glad you're ok bud
>>73799110
Oh, alright
>>73799114
I dunno would have been nice to be done with it all
But I have to live :/
>protests abroad over Trump being elected
>no one gives a shit that Turkey has a new actual dictator
>>73799497
>implying Turkey is relevant
>>73799497
No one cares about Turkey
>>73799497
but they're Muslims
you cant say anything bad about ragheads come on now
>>73799585
exactly, because people are dumb
>Muh grab her by the pussy
>wtf? sharia law? Lol, ray cyst
Dear Canada,
You have made a mockery of both the British Empire and the American Spirit. Your only achievement throughout history, is Quebec being inferior to France, which no nation has achieved apart from you.
Best wishes and fuck you,
Bulgaria - a superior nation
>>73799634
>it's dumb to care more about the possible instability of the American Commander in Chief than to care about a largely irrelevant nation
Ok bud
>>73796612
You stole this post from me in /brit/ you savage.
GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI
REEEE come give be me my IV so I can go shower you faggot nurse
>>73799801
The shirt that girl is wearing is kinda inappropriate for a casual video game event. Gives me the vibe that she's desperate for attention.
lol on that dude though
>>73800148
YOU NEED A LIFT?
CANNOT focus on work for the life of me
>>73799829
It does seem like a typical britpost
>>73800429
>inappropriate for a casual video game event
Does not compute. Wish people would get over their discomfort about breasts.
>>73800718
>"I'm here to 1v1 you in melee."
just ran
fucking hate running
Pancho was a bandit boy,
His horse was fast as polished steel
He wore his gun outside his pants
For all the honest world to feel
Pancho met his match you know
On the deserts down in Mexico,
Nobody heard his dying words,
Ah but that's the way it goes
>>73800869
Meh, as we've actually seen multiple times already, and had many women that game will tell us, what you're wearing doesn't stop the creepers from creeping.
>Be in baggy jeans, sneakers, and sweatshirt
>Still gets sexually harassed.
>>73801278
Fuck off autist
>>73800869
>>73793874
>>73793984
finally i understand why nigs are named tyrone so much, they're irish.
>>73801693
>>73801693
>>73801693
post ur qt3.14 accents :33
canadians don't fucking bother
>>73791078
>being a nog
>>73801304
Is this an elaborate ruse to pretend to be a grill?
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A PASSPORT
>sorry, we're by appointment only, and we're booked through june
>sorry, there's been a line of people waiting to get their picture taken since 7 in the morning, and we only have 1 person taking pictures
>>73801991
where are you going?
>>73801991
Americans don't get passports, fake news
>>73802015
hopefully Italy
>>73799693
>Quebec being inferior to France
which place is full of murdering sandniggers again
>>73802086
cool
first time in europe?
>>73802086
>yurop
They are just americans with funny languages. Go to Asia.
>>73802100
Canada isn't real lol
>>73802129
yes
>>73801991
do you live in a city or something?
>>73802252
a city for school, a small town back home
>>73802154
If Canada Isn't Real Who Are Canadians
>>73802154
i agree, canada is an illegitimate state as far as i'm concerned
>>73802288
yanks in denial
>>73802269
>a city for school, a small town back home
can't you just get the passport in the small town? it'd probably be easier.
>>73802383
thats the one with one guy taking pictures
>>73802300
>he can't even breakaway from an illegitimate state
Quebecfags eternally btfo
>>73802501
they cheat every time we try
Gettin kind of sick of star wars desu
>>73802523
>t-they cheated
You got outsmarted on TWO referendums, just surrender and aceept it like most of Quebec :^)
>>73802405
really, they're that busy? when i went to the post office to get my picture taken, i was the only person there.
>>73802626
Good thing there is only another 20 movies and TV series in the works then
Kanker drollanders!!
*shoots you*
>>73802820
kankerpaal
>>73802974
Very high quality though
>>73802940
>dodges bullet and grapples you to the ground
AUUUUGH
*collapses on the ground*
avenge me.../cum/...
>using a consonant to represent a diphthong stutter
>>73803032
Sweeps your body with an sweeper.
There your body goes... In the trash bin.
big dick is back in town
oh nvm I'm stupid and dont know what a diphthong is
>>73803032
>cries
No... Why...
>Face turns red, and starts charging at the murderer
YOU WILL PAY FOR KILLING MY FRIEND!
>Punches the murder in the face, instantly killing him
>>73802996
>Very high quality though
just finished the last exam for my diploma
>>73803098
*Hehehe feels good to be a psychopath
>>73803141
I never left
>>73803260
>australia
I'M GOING TO FUCKING ___ ALL OVER YOU
>>>73803083
the word "diphthong" is only good as an insult imo
You fucking diphthong!
When I floss my mouth floods with a salty taste.
Think I have an infection or cancer or something.
(THIS IS A SERIOUS POST NO JOKES)
>>73803442
RIP ANON,
F
>>73803442
Sounds like your gums are bleeding due to gingivitis. Keep flossing and it should go away.
>>73803442
Have you always flossed?
It's probably just blood if you've recently started flossing
t. dentist make my virgin mouth bleed
>>73803465
Definitely not bleeding, I floss after every meal and have for a long time.
I've read that it could be caused by a viral/sinus infection or something to do with saliva glands.
But I also have a lump above my adams apple so it could be throat cancer or that could just be another sign of an infection.
>>73803512
Yeah I floss multiple times a day, it's not blood I checked to make sure there wasn't anything I could see in my mouth. It just started happening a few days ago around the same time I got a lump in my throat and I have some other weird symptoms.
a state in America literally named """"New Mexico""""
>>73803525
Go to a doctor then ASAP
>>73803627
no im going to wait a week
>>73803666
Then don't joke around if you seriously think its cancer my dude
>>73803575
>some other weird symptoms
Elaborate
>>73803754
>implying I was a joking
It's just cancer shares symptoms with other things that I have symptoms of. I would hate to go to the doctors and turn out just to have the flu and then spread it to a bunch of vulnerable people.
>>73803784
fatigue, occasional head ache, sore throat that comes and goes and sometimes I feel like I'm having a panic attack.
Also could just be a reaction from prozac or something.
>>73803801
>caring about others
Get a load of this faggot
>>73803525
>I floss every meal
I thought only dentists did this
are you a dentist
I thought I was overly diligent for flossing once a day
>>73803893
I care about you too bud
>>73803913
no I just like to floss
>>73803512
Why are dental hygienists such pricks when it comes to biyearly cleanings? New bitch at my family's dentist chipped a cap on one of my teeth and scrapped into my gums practically, then she gives me a lecture on flossing when she starts flossing my ravaged mouth. I seriously feel like they go overboard just so their Dentist boss doesn't ream them out for not being thorough.
>open /cum/
>it's full of lazy, socially anxious assholes and autists and weeaboos and Ireland
Just another fine day
lord almighty I wish america had bidets
>>73804094
just play with your asshole yourself you lazy fuck
>>73790818
My great-grandfather claimed voting Republican was a mortal sin for an Irish person. A lot of my Catholic relatives have finally crossed over but I still have some older ones who are pretty conservative but can't bring themselves to vote for the GOP still.
>>73804094
Use your showerhead. I always shower after taking my morning shit and its squeaky clean afterwards
>>73802694
cheating is not outsmarting
>just surrender and aceept it like most of the immigrants and anglo scum
ftfy
>>73804094
I don't want a bidet taking up more space I want a magic Jap toilet.
>tfw no gf to cuddle up in bed with on a lazy wensday afternoon
>can't lay my head on her boobs and take in her scent
>>73804094
do you think trump uses a bidet?
Double (you) for you
>>73804285
Are you claiming 64-75% of Quebec is Anglo and immigrants?
>>73804369
iktf. sometimes when i'm about to go to sleep i lay my laptop down next to me and play this webm so it's the last thing i see b4 i fall asleep
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1492626756057.webm
>>73804498
why not just watch the youtube video?
>>73804534
cuz i don't have it. i've only ever seen the webm.
>>73796395
Get a slightly longer shirt, get those wrinkles out, and buy a belt. Also get your left leg amputated
tay swizzle?
>prof cancels office hours
>>73804498
>>73804476
>implying they asked my opinion
>implying they asked anyone but cucktreal
that's what's interesting about statistics, i never know where to vote
>>73796395
h-hey
so tired
so tired
but on the other hand i had a nice dinner
nice
look all gone
all gone
so tomorrow i have to drive to dublin
dublin of all places
i hate it
i hate driving around the m50
hate it
and that new
mohaiio
motorway
on the way up to dublin
god its so long
hate it
well
tis alright like
but
'tis nowt'n to look at
but on the other hand its to go to the airport
dont mind thish
>>73804672
take this
>>73804551
https://www.youtube.com/user/softlygaloshes/videos
is her channel
I'm going to go lay down and hopefully I feel better, later buds
>>73804672
why do you go to your profs office hours?
>>73804739
damn it she's a lot uglier than she looked in that webm. now you've ruined it for me. GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!
>>73804780
because my CS assignment isnt working right and I dont know why
>>73803260
I need to leave to Australia, STAT
>>73804780
He's probably a Premed or an undergrad trying to suck enough faculty dick in order to go straight into his PhD. If not one of those he's probably fucked pretty hard.
>>73804812
Email him
>>73804812
>cs
early undergrad detected
>>73804692
>muh rigged polls
You should hang out here more then Pierre, there are a bunch of Montreal fags with superiority complexes you can make fun of.
Relax
>>73804842
I already tried. He didnt respond
>>73804884
>early
hahaha
the gf
TIL: in america it is legal to carry a gun on an airplane, but illegal to carry a gun through airport security.
>>73805151
fug off she's not your gf
>>73805128
>>73805151
Got some bad news friendo...
>>73805180
>reddit posting
>>73805180
makes sense for any authority who needs to put order inside a plane in case of something happens
think i just got asked on a date
>>73805357
Is he cute?
>>73805427
kinda
how the fuck am I gonna finish this assignment
>>73805357
FONT
>>73805516
by getting off 4chan and working on it
>>73805203
actually she is
t. jordan caron
>>73805528
comic sans?
>>73805536
Ive been working on it for at least 5 days
>aaron hernandez kills himself
JUST
>>73805604
is it a long project or just difficult?
we need a new thread now
>>73805643
its difficult
>>73805694
good luck then
>>73805679
What's he saying in your pic