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>>73788692

*invests in Eastern Poland*

stand up comedy is never funny

want this ethiopian lad to stop being a cuck and watching wmbf porn, it's clearly fucking with his head to the point he wishes he was white

pretty bad edition
the one true master race is the Northern Englishman

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Why should we give independence to people who give mouth to mouth to pigeons?

https://streamable.com/u4wxc

just b urself ethiopian lad

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>what the fuck is so good about secularism
reminder to gas taigs

>>73788726
You will never meet him so why do you give an ounce?

>>73788692
no black on the union jack

>>73788720
stewart
lee

>>73788720
second this

comedy is not funny most of the time

i say this as a person who is funnier than eighty percent of the population, give or take

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>>73788768
Mid-lands ftw

WOGS

Business idea: Privatise the NHS

>>73788783
church of ireland and Catholics got on fine in Ireland when we weren't trying to be secularist
secularism just allows jews, muslims to openly practice their beliefs but shuns Christians. It practically paves the way for a "diverse" society

>>73788856
bit racist

>>73788692
"For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never."

check 'em

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>>73788856

check

>>73788906
not even CLOSE you numpty
>>73788888

farts smell like tea ;_;

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Ah yes...Leaving the eu was a terrible idea..

>>73788944
Early grey?

Hi is there anyone available to meet up tonight for quick chat?

tea smells like fart ;_;

'em

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>>73788978

>>73788692

>>73788692

>>73788692

we're unironically in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqN9z5pzpNU

tune

>>73788960
LET THEM IN!!

Business idea: Kick Scotland out of the UK, bring Iceland and Norway into it.

>>73789009
meant to post this in the kraut and frog one

bit embarrassing

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so true

*farts in your tea*
*the smell has no difference whatsoever*

Business idea:give Turks visa free travel into EU and accept the millions of refugees in turkey

>>73789047
'ddit

>>73789047
what did france do again?

>>73789077
Business idea: Only let in the cute girls.

cannot fathom how people can even compare the turk referendum to bregg zit, they're practically the opposite thing

>>73789111
The meme is predicated on the idea that France may elect either Melenchon, a Communist, or Marine Le Pen, a Fascist.

>>73789111
they're close to electing a nazi or a communist

>>73789120
>MUH SOVEREIGNTY
>TAKE BACK CONTROL!!
The comparison is they're both immeasurably stupid actions voted in by uneducated and ignorant voter bases manipulated by the media

>>73789128
MELECHON AND CORBYN
FOR A LEFT-WING EUROPE
CHANGE IS POSSIBLE

Lads my TV license check up person was a qt Aussie girl... wtf?!?!

>>73789194
Should have banged her lad.

Will le penn win?

>>73789012
Reminded me of something.
Post bands who are hell bend on destroying their countries yet admittedly sound good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPD8Ja64mRU

>>73789194
do NOT have sex with her she belongs to australians

>>73789178
Want to heem runts like you.

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nowhere near enough reviewbrah posts recently.

NEED a Macron president

>>73789232
what a handsome young man

>>73789221
this 2bh
send her home

>>73789178
>state an argument
>put >MUH GREENTEXT to invalidate it
at last I truly see! voting to end influence from an unelected European commission is the same as voting to end your own democracy!

How long does it take for a torn toenail to regrow?

>>73789229
I don't speak euro, bremoaner cunt

>girls: won't reply to "hey how are you?" try to have some imagination please
>same girls: no tinder bio or personal information to start a conversation from

>>73789258
3-6 months

>>73789262
hope you're only pretending to be retarded

>>73789255
Fact:if there was an IQ test put in place for voters we would never have brexited. Does that make you mad rorke??

>>73788960
>>73789262
>fucking state of leavers

we /bremain/ now

>>73789296
Holy fuck, thats a long time.

>finished temporary work contract and am back on dole
>gf broke up with me a few weeks ago
>just recovered from being ill so out of the habit of getting up early
wtf life was going great now can barely get the energy to leave bed again -_-

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>Does that make you mad rorke??

>>73789178
what media was doing the manipulating? an overwhelming amount television and written media coverage was pro-eu.

... Half assed supposed 'plumbers' repair did not work ... I have no hot water since 14 April 2017 20:00 - Plumber came this morning - coming back tomorrow hopefully to fix this ...

>>73789387
demonstrably false, especially in print media

>>73789403
>assed
tim is a yank and should fuck off as such

>>73789387
The daily mail and farage with their lies about hundreds of millions going to the NHS. Read the post by the brexiloon itt, they're fucking thick as shit

ignorant remainers

Saw a load of scum standing outside the old 'jobby centre this morning haha what a bunch of wankers xoxo

so now we have less money AND less polish qts brexit sucks

>brexiloon
cannot imagine being gay enough to talk like this and i literally fuck blokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

>>73789441
Labour are pro Brexit

reminder 100% of those with aligned chakras voted remain

>>73789420
farage and his team didn't make that promise you idiot

>>73789301
This is how much Germany has Brain washed you son. Now you're talking about things like "schengen" and expect me to listen? Haha fuck off, we're OUT of the EU, we won, you lost.

>>73789477
ahh good you're pretending
shame it's believable though

like searching 'tinder' into porn search engines because you they're filthy whores and it gets me off

>>73789477
absolute state of brexiloons

i won't last a da-a-a-ay withou-out you-ou-ou-ou-ou

A HORDE OF REF-YOU-GEES ARE COMIN TO MY SHITHOLE COUNCIL ESTATE

BLOODY EU

>>73789453
scary

>>73789497
nearly every post itt about brexit has been pretending

>>73789526
ukip

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>like searching 'tinder' into porn search engines because you they're filthy whores and it gets me off

>>73789526
Lib dems are the most anti Brexit.

>>73789303
Shame we didn't adopt eugenics in the 20s eh?

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Like puppets you are too easy to control. I am on all sides of the debate, puppets.

>>73789501
porn search engines?

Should have at least 5 GCSEs A-C to be able to vote tbqh.

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ur on ur way 2 the bookies n u c this lad walkin towards a brighter future for the UK
wat do?

Who /staying friends with that single mum from school on facebook so you can feel better about your life/ here?

She gets involved with pyramid schemes all the time.

>loving life, don't need a man right now, got my little boy :)

Why you lying?

>>73789606
got all A*s
have a 135 iq
voted leave :^)
(democracy is still not good though)

>>73789592
>tv
nonce
>pol
reddit

>>73789615
Ask him if he hates queers.

>>73789615
He has a big penis. I'm so jealous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f_Keis8lOI

>>73789629
I work in the same office as two of them, they are the scum of the earth

>>73789526
Brexit will happen regardless of the result. May just needs a bigger majority to stop other parties fucking up negotiations.

>>73789606
That's Corbyn fucked

>>73789671
link?

>>73789671
and salam alaykum to you too

Reminder that a long list of government agencies can now browse your web history thanks to the tories.

>>73789661
>stop other parties
umm she has a majority mate
she's clearing the ground to do a soft brexit and avoid the eurosceptic backbenchers getting in the way

>>73789682
Corbyn was pro leave so it's no surprise he's thick as shit.

>>73789699
>says the single voice against the clear narrative.

>>73789641
pretty sure he doesn't?

>>73789658
The father of her kid is literally a meth head

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on the train

>>73789699
Exactly. She's doing it so when she bends over for big EU cock on freedom of movement, she won't get fucked immediately and hopefully the voters will forget.

>>73789732
Don't you read the news? He got asked if he thinks gays are bad and he just said "all people are sinners" repeatedly 3 or 4 times.

>>73789729
she has a majority lad
how, exactly, would other parties stop her from putting legislation through? by voting against it?

>>73789732
he keeps refusing to say whether he thinks homosexuality is sinful
imo it's manufactured outrage but it's funny anyway

>>73789615
*unsheathes katana*

Time to make myself famous

>>73789736
>Some smack head manages to get sex more regularly than you

Bad feel.

>>73789770
House of Lords can stop legislation if it is not from the manifesto you utter nonce.

>>73789766
and he doesn't want to impose those mental view on other people unlike the tories.

Religious social conservatism should only be observed by individuals.

Diane Abbot is fighting to win lads

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/18/labour-election-fighting-to-win-diane-abbott?CMP=fb_gu

May on suicide watch

>>73789614
I love you emily rudd

>>73789813
Doesn't really matter, it is just hilarious.

>>73789770
>she has a majority lad
Well obviously, I didn't she didn't. I said she needs a larger majority. This is to prevent as much opposition to the strategy as possible.

>>73789614
So thats the point of brexit.

KEK

>>73789789
and they won't outline the terms of the deal in the manifesto, i'd imagine

>>73789748
puuuuuurfect

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>>73789732
https://youtu.be/VNA3-YntZk4
The """""Liberal""""" Democrats ladies and gentlemen

>>73789829
from her own party, you mean?

>>73789615
Dodge around the corner into a nearby alley, wank for a bit until I cum on my hand and then shake hands with him.

>>73789615
shake his hand has my trousers fall down haha woops x

>>73789864
>man refuses to lie to get elected
>man refuses to impose his personal beliefs as political policy
woah... so illiberal

Try to read the guardian as well as the telegraph every day to see the le both sides of the le arguments, but god the guardian has practically unreadable amounts of drivel. The main articles tend to be quite good, though

going to move to bangkok lads

If you're gay you should not be a christian

>>73789367
fuckin kek, used to go to school with that guy, he's trans or some shit now

>>73789871
Why are you talking about mad theories about her bending over for the EU like it's gospel if you don't even understand the fundamentals?

there are 2 conflicting brexit reasons why maybot might be going for election

1) to increase majority and leave way for a bigger car crash hard brexit

2) to increase majority and reshuffle MP's down the line to reduce the influence of hardline breggsit-ears and create a softer breggzoot

we dont know which one yet

>>73789789
they almost certainly will not outline any aspect of the brexit negotiation plans in the manifesto. she wants it to be a vote about "more than just breggozap"

just banged my cock

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>two women but not a single nig nog prime minister

How long can we keep the streak lads?

>>73789908
>man hates gays
whoa... so liberal

>>73789912
The Telegraph is just as bad, they've been predicting the EU and euro is going to collapse next week for the past 10 years.

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thinking of cats

>>73789839
>>73789943
Nah, they will just put House of Lords reform in the manifesto and change it into something they want.

>>73789864
is that how all Thai girls look like?

>>73789963
>Yank definition of liberal

He believes in personal freedom, he can believe gays are sinners but he won't stop them from doing what they do.

>>73789946
I think we are more likely to get an Indian PM than a Black one.

>>73789946
either chuka or not for a thousand years

>>73789926
you seem a bit confused thailad...
why would she need a larger majority
she has a majority
the conservative party can pass any legislation they choose through the commons as long as there's no internal disagreements. The only trouble she would face is from eurosceptic MPs blocking things deemed to be too soft on brexit, and she needs a larger majority to stop that happening. What do you think I don't understand?

>>73789817
>Diane Abbot
Everyone but everyone despises that racist beast. She is a major reason why Brits are fed up.
I'm not reading the article and I can't tell if you're being ironic. Hope you are

>>73789985
yeh

>>73790013
>i know exactly what he is going to do gius trust me im an expert

>>73789963
>hates gays
ah yes

can't see the British people ever electing any kind of darky desu

>>73790034
Or she could face rebellion from europhiles and the liberal wing of the conservatives. Like how liberal Tories stopped her Grammar school agenda.

why is a britain hating immigrant to thailand posting about the future of britain? you made your choice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khX2FnKXwtE
comfy choon

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>>73790058

mad how pro EU /brit/ becomes in the middle of the day

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Joy Lane?

>>73790070
>what is a whip

>>73790106
>What is a rebellion

>>73789946
There will NEVER be a nig-nog PM, even Obama was half white, middle england would just not vote for a black guy who looks like he has come straight out of Zimbabwe

>>73790094
>london
>british

>>73790094
would vaporise both their jaws with one punch

>>73790106
not always as effective as Malcolm Tucker

>>73790097
Yeah, weird how when everyone is supposed to be at work /brit/ becomes full of europhiles.

grammar schools improve social mobility for poor families that work hard

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>moslem

>>73790094
*walks towards you*

>>73790106
why do you think whips exist in the first place? it's not uncommon for MPs to go against the party line, especially given how huge the range of opinions on the EU are within the tory party

>>73790034
Going by her own statement:
"Labour, the SNP and the Lib Dems will try destabilise and frustrate the process in Parliament"

>>73790117
alright admittedly what is a whip works for both sides
feel like we've put the "it's other parties that are going to stop it" line to bed at least

>>73790192
>my party isn't massively divided over this, it's labour (the party that supports brexit) and the Lib dems and SNP (the parties with roughly 0.2 MPs each) that will override our majority

>>73790045
i was indulging in a spot of ironing there friend.

the comments are worth a read though. Most people accepting the inevitable BTFO'ing of labour, but some still genuinely believe that this election will see Corbyn as PM

in this moment i am euphoric. not because of any phony daily mail article, but because i am enlightened by my own intelligence. there should be an iq test to vote.

in this moment, i am europhobic. Not because of any phony bus promises, but because i am enlightened by my own intelligence. Turkey is going to join the EU

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>>moslem

>>73790245
we used to have literacy tests to vote but it was made illegal because dats rassiss me n my niggaz cant votes!!

>>73790245
>>73790273
stupefyingly good posts

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want to post sue but its very dangerous to do so

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Who else is ready for Tory domination?

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 46% (+2)
LAB: 25% (-1)
LDEM: 11% (+1)
UKIP: 8% (-3)
GRN: 4 (-)

(via ICM / 18 Apr, post-1100hrs)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/854366216370212865

>>73789615
cross the street

>>73790290
remember when /brit/ used to think he was an MI5 agent because he kept not getting arrested?

>it's a politics episode

booooooooring!

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And now for Scottish polling.

Most recent Scottish Westminster poll (chgs w/ GE2015)

SNP: 47% (-3)
CON: 28% (+13)
LAB: 14% (-10)
LDEM: 4% (-4)

(Panelbase / 13 - 17 Mar)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/854308909129105408

>>73790240
Fair enough lad.
This place is flooded with contrarian idiots.
Presently I hate May. Snooker is meant to be on.

might rewatch Breaking Bad

>>73790239
>labour (the party that supports brexit)
urm..

>>73790308
have you gotten banned? excellent, I report all your posts

>>73790322
>>73790338
oh my god

>blick MP woman keeps saying the PM is "aksing" for things.

Faith lost

>>73788809
there wil be when scotland leaves and we have to meme wales/cornwall onto the flag

tim "if ur gay, get out of my way" farron

>>73790355
Air born aids when?

Best mate made me a tinder as a joke and i matched a hot bird in 10 minutes

Who /Chad/ here?

>>73790371
>/cornwall
i seriously hope you guys don't think this

>>73790322
>>73790338
THOUSAND YEAR TORY REICH

Corbyn talking in house of commons now. He is so shit.

>>73790406
who are you?

>>73790406
leave it out, he's probably hungover or something.

don't get why people detest corbyn so much
you can not like his policies but most people just seem genuinely goy'd into actually hating him
reminder in blind policy tests corbyn's labour always come out on top

Thailad? Not for me

Just sent my postal vote in for the Tories. Hope it doesn't get intercepted and changed to Labour

>>73790452
You're a big guy

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>Tim Farron was baptised when he was 21

fucking creep

This is going to be long, so TL; DR; Aunt screwed over my Grandma for years, I put my nose in her business, got parents wise on the fraud and eventually reported her to the IRS. The long dick of the IRS bankrupted her and her husband and now they are destitute and too old to work.

>>73790465
Nonce

>>73790406
I love the fact that everyone in Labour actually wants the election because they're all thinking "Maybe he'll finally fuck off when the election is a trainwreck"

>Three white men have been shot and killed by a black gunman in Fresno, California, in a suspected race attack, police have said. The suspect, Kori Ali Muhammad, allegedly said “God is great” in Arabic before he was arrested, the police chief, Jerry Dyer, said at a news conference on Tuesday afternoon.

>However, Dyer said the shooting did not appear to be connected to terrorism.
hmmmm

>>73790493
doesn't matter that much, 2 years difference, only a few thousands deaths thanks to tory cuts and then we can go at it again with a proper leader

at least after breggzit labour will be able to campaign on immigration to get back the stupid northerners

>>73790474
he looks desperately inadequate

>>73790418
Dai Cammers lad

>>73790429
he keeps passing the buck to other Labour MPs to attempt to land hits "I give way to my honourable friend"

The problem Corbyn has is that he has decent arguments, decent points, but cannot articulate them. In the last 3 minutes he has attempted to tackle the government on
>housing
>NHS
>brexit
(on which he has already contributed himself)
>taxes
>bureaucracy
>living wage
>May being unelected

Its totally unintelligent

>>73790493
nah once all the dissenting fringe electorate mps get fucked he'll rule labour with an iron fist

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

lol

bloody bankers, hate them, but also hate anyone who votes against the bloody bankers interests

>[Corbyn] says the election will give people a chance to oppose cuts. Some 4m children live in poverty. People do not have security in work, he says.

>Tory MPs jeer, implying it is Labour MPs who don’t have job security.
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE

neurghhh de torys duh BREGGSIT duh enhaitchess

>>73790559
MP material, no business being the PM.

>>73790474
>these teeth
Brit confirmed

give me one good argument against putting the poor in concentration camps

>>73790592
or the leader of the opposition.

>>73790584
Parliament banter is unreal. Nowhere else in the world does this

>>73790606
sink your head under the soil again thatcher and stop posting

>>73790588
they want to privatise da NHS and increase bankers private palaces with AUSTERITY and POVERTY

>>73790606
health and safety lad, it'd be a bureaucratic nightmare

>>73788872
This
Secularism is complete shit and just a power play to take down the churches.
If you still want "freedom of religion" or whatever even pluralism is better.

Secularism is just a lame excuse for people to commercialize all our holidays and make Christian life as trivial as possible

why do people find it so hard to grasp what terrorism is?

it's not terrorism unless they are acting for a political or ideological agenda. to send a message. might be a hate crime.

>>73790606
I'm poor but I'm a nice guy x

>having kids before you're financially stable
>having kids in your 20s

Why do so many people in the UK do this?

I'm not saying have kids really late in your life because they could end up retarded but you should be at LEAST 30.

Literally throwing your life away otherwise.

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Scranich Median Time

>>73790660
Like antifa?

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>>73790584

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>>73790652

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>>73790636

>>73790660
>>73790514

OH SHIT TURN ON BBC 1 ITS HAPPENING

>>73790684
if antifa bombed a public building and killed a bunch of people in the name of their cause. yes. that would be terrorism.

>>73790672
Kids at 30 will be downies. You're supposed have kids in your early 20s but it's so expensive nowadays with a flooded labour market and housing crisis. It's not having kids that's the problem, it's the environment we live in that makes having kids harder

Watching some CM/AF interracial

>>73790672
this attitude is why we have a country of manchildren

>>73790672
>throwing your life away
Grow up

cant be doing with that bercow eejit

>>73790660
Because they're stupid and want to point fingers and distract from the issue

>>73790769
having kids will distract me from all the video games I still have to play

>>73790474
Looks like he took mdma in 90s techno raves in Slough

>>73790726
The actual definition is "violence and intimidation"

*turns on bbc two*

this pratboy complaining that conservatives are popular and how thats not fair on the opposition basically

piss off pratboy

>>73790697
Paki

>>73790606
whos going to run them

>>73790790
This is unironically the attitude of the anti-family runts
>b-but what about all my (meaningless self-destructive pass time) :''((((((((

>>73790769
t. Glen from sales

>>73790831
me & my mates

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39639704

cara fucking btfo
fuck cara

>>73790790
Why? You can just play games with the kid

>>73790729
and as less people have children because it's an increasing financial strain the more pressure there is for government to let in loadsaimmies for big business

Will Labour vote in favour of a General Election in June and their own destruction? Of course they will.

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>>73790851

oh yes oh yes, another yank tv presidential debate

piss off pratboy

>>73790854
All of this can be traced back to giving women the vote

terrorism is defined by "spreading terror"

it's not complicated

>>73790870
>anime

>>73790879
Fedoredge

>>73790851
Fingered her outside the reading high street boots once

>>73790853
I only play mature games for mature gamers

>>73790897
filtered

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>All of this can be traced back to giving women the vote

>>73790897
It's true though. If women were never allowed into the workplace then it wouldn't take 2 parents working to be able to afford a child, and if they couldn't vote, right wing anti-immigration parties would be in power all across Europe

>>73790914
Just try it big boy

>>73790907
Like Myst?

>>73790889
is dressing up as a vampire and jumping out of bushes to scare people terrorism?

>Good Mythical Morning
is this the most reddit thing possible?

Giving women the vote was the only reason we had Tory governments after WW2. Thank God for women voters.

>>73790944
yeah

>>73790942
no like battlefield and stuff

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>>73790944

>>73790968
wtf I hate women now

>>73790936
This. Also women were given the right to work because the elite realised they could tax even more people.

Women also didn't want the vote because it meant they'd get drafted

>Bad Real Night
Is this the most 4chan thing possible?

>phimocure
is this the more 4chan thing possible?

oh my DAYS how desperate are they

"allow 16-17 year old children whos mums still do their washing the vote reeeeeeeee"

piss OFF OFF OFF

>>73790983
it's not though is it

>>73790986
That's not very mature
The most mature game ever created is the German version of SimCity 4

>>73790944
it's spreading terror among the general populace, scaring individual people is just for laffs but if you repeatedly spooked people in say a neighbourhood then you would be terrorising the people there

>>73791007
>his mum doesn't do his washing

>>73790999
>the elite
aka jews

The most mature game to play is life

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>That's not very mature
>The most mature game ever created is the German version of SimCity 4

>>73791007
My mum still does my.finishing and I can vote haha

>>73791034
yes but you would not be guilty of terrorism
it would be public disorder or disturbing the peace or something

>>73791007
the vote should be restricted to people 20 and over

>>73791034
terrorists do a little bit more than just spook people lol

shouldn't they be called murderists

the vote should be restricted to me

>>73791067
25 and over, landowners only, final destination

>>73791087
and me as well

Drinking a cortado

>>73791087
where would your vote go?

>>73790870
You could park a fucking 747 on that fivehead

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>landowners only

Moving to clacton to vote for arron banks

>>73791107
*strips you of your voting rights*
>>73791127
tories :^)

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>tfw mumzy does everything for me and im gonna vote green

>>73791164
>>73791164
>>73791164

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>>73791155
*votes to restore my voting rights*

>>73791054
>requires long term planning, sound economic and development policies, sense of aesthetics and efficiency, and patience, with a firm basis in reality.

I'd like to see you name something better
Close would be Eurotruck or train simulator

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>>73790371
>>73790388
DO IT

>>73791034
mong. terrorism is not a self explaining word, not completely anyway. it is incredibly easy to grasp, though

>the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.