Good day! edition
Bonjour! edition
Guten Tag! edition
what are you having for lunch, lads?
>>73788275
please respond
Upa RA
>>73788304
don't endorse this ridiculousness shan't be posting
UK is a lion...
why is english the only one that calls it germany while everyone else uses a variation of deutschland or alemania
>>73788361
stop lion
just how long until every general on /int/ has merged and /int/ can be free again
>>73788363
We had a meeting and decided the rest of the world were 'just wrong'.
pour l'entente cordiale
THIS IS NOW A BRITAIN HATE THREAD:
post things from your cunt destroying brits https://youtu.be/_4EoXH1ju_0
>>73788395
I hope that doesn't happen. Can you imagine any community on /int/ merged with /lat/?
We had two /fug/ threads yesterday and they were pretty comfy.
>>73788363
because only we were brave enough to admit that there were many germs there
Brexit means Brexit.
You're no longer welcome in the European circlejerk.
>>73788395
>Germans trying to merge things
>>73788427
we're leaving the EU, we're not leaving Europe :3
>>73788434
>t. "united" kingdom
>>73788416
reported to mi5 enjoy being banned from future flights to the uk
>>73788427
we shan't be moving halfway across the atlantic ocean german we are still in europe
>>73788304
> what are you having for lunch, lads?
Spaghetti bolognese at the factory's cantine, quite average but cheap
>>73788416
you better be careful or we'll be having all your spuds again
where can I find an English Catholic gf please
thank you
Since i didn't get much response in /fr/ i'll post it here too
I wanna know what you people predict for the upcoming election in france
Who do you think will win/get the most votes, even if not 51%?
Please vote here
http://www.strawpoll.me/12779586
>>73788485
nope we're out of eurovision, the european championships, ryder cup teams, the lot, breggsit means breakfast
>>73788536
they're all of Irish descent
just get an irish gf desu
>>73788469
hmm funny isn't it
>>73788536
Ireland
>>73788469
And going to be so forever and ever
>>73788536
they are all irish you loon
>>73788304
A salad and a yogurt
>>73788540
the last round will be le pen and marcon. marcon will win with a high majority of seats
>>73788569
alright
>>73788363
If I remember correctly because of romanticism in the 18th century, since then the anglos called us germany because of ancient germania.
>>73788536
There is a pocket of strong catholicism in North Yorkshire, apart from that probably mixed irish or just irish, theyre all over the place tbqh
>>73788536
Down the alley, to the left and up your gooey, buttered arse, you odorous, grape-swilling deviant.
>>73788629
sweet
thanks
>>73788569
this
it's the same thing save a quirky accent anyway
>>73788536
there's pockets of catholicism in the north
get a scouser gf if you don't mind the voice
If we would have had an EU only consisting of France, Germany, UK and Benelux, would we all have blandad up in the end?
Its like..
We and the french should be kinda close, but I cannot even imagine how it would be to federalize us togehter as there are so many differences that come to my mind the way we govern ourselves and behave besides the language.
>>73788574
>Saint
>Empire
>Romain
>>73788608
Macaron hehe
>>73788647
cheers
>>73788654
what the fuck is a benelux why can't you just talk like a normal person
>>73788694
BElgium
NEtherlands
LUXemburg
>>73788654
an economic union between France, Germany, UK and Benelux would have been based
it's you and the waffleniggers who keep trying to make it a political union though. Stop that. We want our own laws, our own cultures, our own borders. We want to trade easily and have really good relations but that's it
>>73788663
i meant macron dont bully me alright?
>>73788636
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>73788304
death to krauts
>>73788533
Paupiettes de volaille aux champignons aujourd'hui.
Cantine de la clinique. Ça allait, franchement
shit
>>73788663
It saddens me to say it, but I had better Macarons in London than I did in Paris. I mean the Baker was probably French anyways, but still...
Who are the best at hiding their emotions?
Germans, french or brits?
>>73788645
also well educated unlike brits who are proto yanks
>>73788752
>well educated
now that's interesting
>>73788716
why not just say that lmao
>>73788694
Not him but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benelux
Is that term not as common int Britland? Its pretty prominent here.
>>73788411
good post
>>73788751
Brits 100%. I don't think Germans have emotions.
>>73788764
too irrelevant
>>73788721
oi oi oi
>>73788729
C'est un prestataire extérieur ou des équipes internes ? Ici c'est elior
>>73788663
Wth are even macarons? Until a few weeks ago I'd never heard of them but now I see them everywhere both online and in stores.
>>73788721
eeyeegarn
>>73788540
The French election can go in several directions tbqh, it's been very unpredictable so far
I think Le Pen will definitely win the First Round though
in the second round though, it could go differently
>Le Pen and Macron
50/50. Macron is safe, but Le Pen has momentum and populist appeal. Could go either way, but leaning on Macron.
>Le Pen and Fillon
Fillon landslide
>Le Pen and Mélenchon
Le Pen wins comfortably
>>73788802
>>73788765
typical pretentious europeans, normal person would say something like "france, germany, england and holland and shit"
>>73788717
I blame the rootless chimeric nature of belgium and our wish to distance ourself from the war by becoming something else entirely.
>>73788785
This
>>73788751
stoicism was a quintessentially british thing desu
>>73788888
checked
>>73788888
nice digits
>>73788361
rawr xD i ish scareh! >:3
>>73788766
>Bristol is Bordeaux's Twin
How is it ? I might visit it because of it.
Hope it's not a shithole like Luton
>>73788883
ps. not rootless,just chimeric.
Belgians have roots.
>>73788954
Bristol is in the southwest. It's not actually a shit hole, it's a pretty nice city. The whole of the south west is nice, nearly all the towns are twinned with French ones. When I was at primary scool (4-10 years old) we swapped some students from our twinned town for a week every year. that was neat
>>73788654
Its not good for us to merge, i dont understand why people think it would be, it dilutes democracy,responsibility and culture.
However that limited economic/travel union would have worked
>>73788954
>comparing Bristol to Luton
it's actually a pretty comfy city. Full of retarded lefty students, but it's a nice harbour city, full of old maritime history, nice nightlife, good shops and restaurants
and Maisie's from there!
>tfw you want to shavr but know you'll hate it after
>>73789039
too late ;_;
>>73788888
no nazi quintuplets!
>>73788954
bristol is nothing like luton
but bath is close to bristol and is probably one of the nicest cities here
>>73788888
checked
>France and Germany are better at engineering than the UK
You know it's true nowadays
>>73788982
europe would be a lot happier if they became Flanders and Wallonia
>>73789068
was too late when the euro was introduced, thats when the federalists/globalists really got going
>>73789099
It is true, won't deny it.
It's because we keep trying to force our youth into going to university rather than getting apprenticeships and becoming engineers.
hope that fixes within the decade though. It'd be great if we became a manufacturing/exporting nation again
>>73789099
>Germany
yes
>France
I am no so sure, Pierre.
>>73789099
france is good at engineering?
>>73789037
>>73789088
That sounds great actually. I'll definitely visit it then. I was afraid it had the "former industrial town syndrome" like a lot of town in the UK has.
>>73789041
>and Maisie's from there!
A shame
I want to learn German one day, is it a fairly hard language to learn or is it fairly similar to English?
I also speak Welsh, so that might help with getting used to certain words/sounds.
Is Duolingo a good place to start?
>>73789146
>It's because we keep trying to force our youth into going to university rather than getting apprenticeships and becoming engineers.
same here
apprenticeship is seen as being a failure
>>73789099
>engineering a forest by planting forest seeds
Yeah, real stroke of genius there, Monsieur Mouldy.
>>73789099
France is exactly the same as the UK in the engineering department you mong. All tertiary and quandary jobs and barely no industry in France makes a profit.
>>73789175
>fairly similar to english
Well, some words are similar due to common germanic substrate but the grammar has some greater differences. Also it will be a pain in the ass for you to learn our completely abitrary articles.
>>73789169
nice. bristol has a nice bridge too.
>>73789253
Die kartoffel salat
Das rock und der Jacke
or something
>>73789308
hey i've stood at this exact spot
flimsiest fence/gate ever right in front of you it's pretty scary
>>73789147
>>73789161
Well, think of the things we did with you guys first : Concorde and the Chunnel
Add to it developing a solo space program, and nuclear weapons on our own
Then the Rafale, new generation nuclear subs, Mistral-class ships
Fastest high-speed rail in the world, also home-grown. Participates in Airbus. French cars win Car of the Year regularly (current one is the Peugeot 3008)
World leaders in nuclear power plant construction. Saint Nazaire shipyards delivered the biggest cruiseship ever made.
The Millau viaduct had a British architect but the engineering was French.
what's the region in France/Germany most similar to our Scotland?
>>73789231
I said engineering, not industry or manufacturing. Please let the adults talk
>>73789385
Bavaria for Germany
None in France desu
>>73789385
Cold, rainy, full of terrible people but Beautiful landscapes ?
Probably Normandy
>>73789385
shit weather, depressing, probably Brittany I don't know
>>73789493
Nah, Britanny is Cornwall
>>73789455
>>73789473
Does Brittany/Bretagne not have some similarities?
>>73789385
east gemany and basque country
Might get a footlong meatball marinara AND a 6 inch subway melt from subway
>>73789473
NORMANS FUCK OFF
>>73789580
shit choices
>>73789385
The first time I heard Scottish English I thought I was listening to Swiss German
>>73789583
Mighty King you got there. It would be a shame if he were to get an arrow right in the eye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW4RKp23Z4M
>>73789583
norman here
hello
>1066
>>73789618
both are patrician tier you utter pleb
>Normans are French
>Saxons are German
>tfw our ancient history was all done by foreigners
>>73789535
You could say that, they're the celtic barbarians that are permanently butthurt and live where the rain falls 320 days a year, but since Cornwall exists and it's much much more similar, it's not really fair imo.
>>73789740
it's alright, you're 100% European
>>73789583
I am grateful that Normans civilized the Anglo peoples and brought The French language to the British isles. Without them, English would be some scandiesque meme speak, and our gene pool would be much worse off from being even more in-bred.
Frankly every continental invasion has enriched Britain for the Better. Romans, then Anglo Saxons and then The Normans all made the country what it is. I still feel that French should be an official language though, just as it was 800 years ago.
>>73789583
CANTERBURY MENTIONED
pls visit our cathedral
>>73789631
kek
>>73789762
hello pierre how you are finding new zealand
>>73789493
>>73789534
>>73789749
>>73789535
then what is the French Wales?
>>73789702
Harold II more like cuckold too lmao
>>73789740
They aren't. They fought for Britain. They bled and died for her.
>>73789810
I do not know what you are talking about ?
shit thread
>>73789916
hello t*rk
>>73789916
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
>>73789916
Shit opinion
>>73789749
Cornwall is a lot drier than Brittany
Got a new crush :3
>>73789705
subway meatballs are exactly the same as the ones you get in a tin for like 30p
>>73790032
>>73790020
>>73790012
>>73789964
4 (four) (You)s for me
>>73788416
>be irish
>want te foight de inglish basterds ye
>bomb a city full of irish, pakis and jamaicans
SCREECHING
>>73789740
>implying 1066 wasn't the birth on the english nation
>>73790098
You're a big reply.
@73790175
my mother taught me not to talk to australians, thank you very much
hello where are the breton gfs
https://youtu.be/jTuBnZrLbq0
>>73789860
>>73790039
>>73789758
Wtf why are we giving Germany (YOU)s and not France?
>>73790076
Take your pick between those qt presidential candidates, anon.
>Marine Lepen, Françoise Fillon, Emanuelle Macron
>Jeanne Mélanchon, Bénédicte Hamon,Nicole Dupont-Aignan
>Phillipa Poutou, Nathalie Arthaud, Françoise Asselineau
>Jean Lassale, Jacqueline Cheminade
>>73790288
They're French, which implies they're from fucking France.
>>73790288
because we are worth it
we post only quality content
Germans: Altmer
French: Bretons
Brits: Imperials
correct?
Anybody here care to know what a pozz-cuckold is?
>>73790220
wtf
why are there so many arabs in the comments?
>>73790323
Macron is a very beautiful transsexual. S(he) is my President.
>>73790323
why do they all look Jewish?
and i pick qt Marion
>>73790381
Not really, French would represent the Imperials more imo, especially with the "brown haired and big and warm territory"
>>73790381
nah
bretons=britons
ein weiterer general? duhm?
#hab ja kein problem mit den franzosen, aber die anglos können mich sonstwo lecken. Scheiß inselaffen
>>73790414
>>73790380
Hmm, really makes you think
>>73790220
ugly language desu
>>73790504
NICHT DIE ANGLO-BAETZLIS MOBBEN
>>73790457
She'll soon stop politics ;_;
absolutely CANNOT fathom what it must be like to speak only english on this site. it's as if everyone has their own secret language, all except you
HOWLING
shit general
>>73790586
paid a bod mor sicr, Hans
>>73790586
Made a post
Also did a poo
>>73790381
Germans: Orcs
French: Imperials
British: Britons
Fucking idiot
>>73790644
haha omg
r u an orc?
>>73790649
best post itt
post more
>>73790657
>Britons
fuck
>>73790381
Actually I'd really see the perfidous albion being the Thalmor or what kikery they really are.
>d'accord
D'ACCORD
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>>73790695
Poor guy, all he wanted was to take over the world ;_;
whats the purpose of this general? Too much of them, and this one of the most useless ones
NEXT PURGE WHEN?
>>73790761
LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOIS
>>73790771
He did nothing wrong
>>73790782
this thread is more about /int/ernational culture than /brit/ and /deutsch/ usually are tbqh
>>73790782
m8 just toll with it
dance on the volcano
_o_
|
//
>>73790827
>he isn't a monarchist
>>73788485
>banned from future flights to the uk
all he has to do is use those 2 shortcuts
>>73790829
>britshit talking about culture
>>73790782
They're way better because people of different countries actually interact you dunce.
You're defending the cirlce jerking chatroom instead of this you imbecile.
>>73790881
>current year
>culture
WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA
>>73790925
AMERIKA
ITS WUNDERBAR
>>73790884
tell me something i dont know about la france
>>73790925
true
>>73790881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFHRNGYfuo
i beg your pardon, hans?
>>73790954
KOWKA KOWLA
SUMTIME VARS
>>73790957
The people watching over the French language have to wear sabres at all times.
>>73790555
> that interview when she explain she can't go to night clubs because of her political career
Hmmm
We could split america in three parts
France gets canada and alaska exept newfundland which goes to the brits
The west goes to germany, thriteen colonies and a bit more goes to the brits
So we all three have equal population in america
Thoughts?
>>73788888
88s everywhere
Anchluss inbound, schnell!
>>73791038
*se téléporte derrière vous*
reminder that we are the most powerful countries in the west and that america is our unholy rapebaby.
>>73790782
It's less cancer than all of the three generals on their own
>>73790925
speak for yourself
>>73790884
ohh like
>best autists
France>>>kdfksfs>>>knfkf#
Wowo so much interaction
>>73791066
France should get Louisiana tbqh
>>73789740
don't forget the danish Jutes
>>73791095
Why not ? It's cool as hell.
>>73791071
*unzips baguette*
shhh...nothing personal...gamin...
>>73791071
*sans rancune, gamin*
>>73791097
creating more useless generals makes it even worse
deutsch has its legitimation
>>73790168
This
Honi soit qui mal y pense
>>73791174
do they sometimes stab people with it when they don't place their accénts correctly?
cause i think they should
>>73791204
How else would French and Brits circlejerk on how they dominated Europe otherwise ?
Germany is kindly invited for its good effort to dominate Europe during 20th and 21th century.
Britain=Home of every liberty
France=Home of every revolution
Germany=?
>>73791274
what about switzerland and austria? they're family
>>73791300
Austria is Germany
>>73791237
Yes, actually it's common for high schooler to get random writing test during the school year. If they get more than 10 errors, they get slashed on the wrist.
>>73790381
but why, imperials have italian names :(
>>73791297
home of all the refugees of course
>>73791297
Home of every currywurst
>>73791297
Home of every wurst und bier
>>73791345
that would be hillarious if it were true
but i'll believe that when i see it
>>73791274
*grabs the medpack above your post*
*uses it to play catch with the french posters*
WAAANT IT CAN'T HAAAVE IT, WAAANT IT CAN'T HAAAVE IT
>>73791388
*does a flip and snatches the medpack in midair*
*gives it back to the schwitzerli and wipes away his tears*
*turns to you*
"now, that wasn't very nice of you... kid"
*you explode*
>>73791388
*Starts playing bowling in the Eurotunnel with the medpack*
Do you remember when Switzerland got BTFO so hard in war they swore to never fight again in case they get humilated ? I sure do.
>>73791388
>>73791490
bonjourno reddito
>>73791505
beautiful picture
>>73791300
Austria is a tiny Germany a Switzerland is to neutral to be of any interest in this circlejerking session.
>>73791346
Family of the West
>Grandfathers
Italy and Greece
>Sons
Britain, France, Germany, Netherlands
>Grandchildren
America, Australia, Canada, New Zealand
>>73791589
i'll jerk you off
<3
(unless you are the rössliposter)
>>73791599
What about Iberia and Scandiavia?
>>73791631
Careful, Hans, that sausage isn't edible.
discuss
https://youtu.be/w_MSFkZHNi4
>>73791599
fucks sake stop this is too much cringe
>>73791723
it is, actually
>>73791588
We need to do more stuff with the UK. They're damn good commercial partner.
>>73791505
i don't know the context of this picture but it made me feel a little warm inside
>>73791753
Bite it, I dare you.
>>73791822
two men dug tw really deep holes next to wach other and suddenly realized, they both had the sniffles, so they exchanged napkins
>>73791723
>>73791753
Indeed it is
>>73791844
*bites it*
>>73791822
The junction of the tunnel under the Channel when it was dug out.
It actually was a technical challenge and many weren't sure if both side would connect.
>>73791901
looks quite tasty actually
>>73791822
Two men play with each others holes.
>>73791918
>many weren't sure if both side would connect.
but they still dug it?
fucking gouvernment spending
>>73791931
Rösti and veal sausage.
You can go more Swiss.
>>73791976
watches
funny accent
cheese
chocolate
mountains
>>73791963
Wait,why is the quality fucked
>>73791998
because it's anime
>>73791969
>They weren't sure we could send a rocket to space but they still built it
>Fucking government spending
Moron
>>73792012
fuck anime desu
>>73792025
bon post
>>73792023
mauvais post
>>73792025
I would possibly fuck a anime if it asked me to desu.
>>73791976
*Can't go more Swiss
C'est de la merde ces fils, on est beaucoup mieux entre nous, ne soutenez pas cette initiative et revenez à la maison ...
>>73792179
hnng
>>73792179
Capitulation?
post music from your cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZnEHG5fus
>>73792205
Au contraire, je ne désire pas fondre mon fil favori dans ce paneuropéanisme que vous essayez de diffuser. La France est seule et fière.
>>73792247
Fuck
the france flag i used was so fucking huge it covered the whole screen
>>73792294
Where's the anime
>>73792337
anime is degenerate
>>73792337
fuck anime
>>73792288
>la france est seule et fiere
this isn't 1800 m80
Very good thread
>>73792434
>still buthurt over brexit
i want to kiss and hug all the british and french posters itt
that is all
>>73792434
Rate mine
Those threads are actually really comfy.
>>73792469
We do Brits always think anyone but Merkel is butthurt over Brexit?
Literally nobody cares.
>>73792503
bit pessimistic desu
>>73792503
kek
>>73792503
Looks pretty painful... why does he not tell her to get her back straight? Snapcity incoming.
>>73792503
makes as little sense as mine
i like it))
>>73792469
PLEASE CUM TO EU
>>73792551
Self hate is almost as big as self love in France
>>73792615
It's way bigger.
t. your neighbour
>>73792503
Meanwhile in Switzerland
>>73792708
/fugs/?
>>73792708
Maybe you should lift that gold bars now and then.
>>73788766
>French "attracted to English accent"
Kek, brits are so delusional.
>>73792800
It's buried too deep in the mountains.
/NORTHWESTERNEUROPE/
/FUCKSCANDISHITS/
/FUCKMEDSHITS/
/FUCKSLAVSHITS/
>>73792907
good post
>>73792872
Moi ça m'excite terriblement chez les femmes personnellement, je trouve que c'est l'accent parfait (quand elles parlent anglais bien sûr, leur accent en français me fait gerber).
L'Europe est un continent français, de race française, de culture française et de religion catholique.
>>73793049
we are french
>Hey Anon! Wanna come with us,slay a few Frenches?
How do you react?
>>73792872
AWWIGHT LAV 'OW U DOIN
PARLAY VOO ENGLISH?
I really like this general
>>73793049
>de race française
>>73793308
>no anime
>>73793289
French or (((French)))?
Not much wrong with real frogs. If there is something like that left...
>>73793289
You had Alsace and Lorraine
You had millions of foreigners
You had Germanie and Bohême
But my little heart you shall never have it
Because my little heart shall stay French
>>73793355
VERY cute
>>73793355
Oh come on,I know you want the BPC
>>73793289
Of course! *stabs them in the back once the slaying of the french is over*
>>73793385
nice try but alsace and bruxelles are french ;^)
requesting the pozzhahnreih pasta in french and anglais
>>73793398
Never.
>>73793385
What's your thing with Palma?
>>73793289
Do you have a minute to discuss our new rebate on bank accounts and safe?
>>73793451
No /deutsch/ memes please
>>73793526
spaniards always make jokes how mallorca is
a german colony because many german tourists go there
>>73793563
but they're our cultural heritage?
>>73793503
French women love the big German cock
>>73793579
I thought it was Germans that call Mallorca the 17th state?
Never heard that from a Spaniard.
>>73793503
French women love the sensibly sized British cock
>>73793529
My grandfather was an officer in a certain military organization that wore two lightning bolts on their uniform collar. I believe you have something that belongs to me.
>>73793672
omg my dad was an electrician too!
No muh heritage americans allowed in this general
>>73793710
why do americans not want english heritage
>>73793672
Please feel free to contact our customer service through our website: https://www.dormantaccounts.ch/
>>73793735
Because they're tossers, that's why.
>>73793735
Because it's their true heritage
>>73793503
cute
>>73793735
they want something that makes them stand out, that's all
POST FRENCH QTs
>>73793657
H-Hi
>>73793735
They all have it so it's pretty boring.
That's why no one mentions it.
>>73793765
>>73793792
Post english qt too pls
i have to go now
i love you all from the bottom of my heart
i will make the new thread at 310ish replies
>>73794011
xoxo
>>73793792
>>73794042
Make it a qt edition
>>73794011
bai
>>73794011
ich liebe dich auch