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>>73786834
NZ invention

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bunner

>queenslanders and new south welshmen will defend yank football lite

just noticed crumbs has an unnecessary b

>>73786858
t. toast sandwich

Watching a bit of the aul hentai

josie more like hosie

listening to an aussie rapper

>>73786848
would whack that little runt for 6

>>73786885
Me too, do you wanna meet up for a quick chat?

>>73786846
Sausage rolls and that manky shite?
Fair enough.

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>>73786803 is not invited

>>73786866
GayFL lol

>>73786866
but gridiron is a derivative of rugby

>>73786866
this
union is far more enlightened

>>73786901
can't think of anything i'd rather do less

>australia

me doing the daily workout
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492519092510.webm

What do you lads think of foreners?

>>73786918
Excellent, where are you from and do you have snapchat?

Need to have been asleep hours ago.........

>>73786903
sausage rolls are great
do you not have them?

>>73786956
night

>>73786930
want you to reflect on your actions and their capacity to cause both physical harm and mental anguish to others with this post

don't know why anyone eats white bread
wholemeal tastes the same

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the cunt that made this infographic should move back to the UK

by football he means soccer but no one calls soccer football here.

>>73786974
*shows you a reflection of yourself instead*

done 500 words this morning need to do 500 more today at least

might eat some lamington later

might laminate my bollocks later

>>73787013
also ours desu la
you can have one though

>>73786992
get it finished before this afternoon, then you have a day free x

>>73786977
only the nobility can afford white bread

>>73786979
it's "officially" football somehow since the ffa changed names
all the news outlets have it under a football heading and tv reporters say football when talking about

>>73786979
also i'm assuming this means people that play themselves in a club

there's no way soccer has that many fans compared to AFL

white bread is just regular bread with bleach added to it

DON'T care what you aussies call it, it's not that interesting. Now SHUT up

>>73787021
was on board until i saw the chink face

>>73786992
Do you want help, do you have snapchat?

>>73786969
Just an ergonomic Cornish pastie Chups brother.

>>73787062
this general is ours now runt, you're living in the australian century

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>tfw remembering what it was like to have a gf

>>73787070
Bit racist

never understand why people like white bread, or refuse to eat other breads
literally (not literally though haha) no texture, brings nothing to the Sanga

Going to need some participation on this one.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12779512

Anyone fancy heading to the Foundation for Art and Creative Technology at the 'Pool?

>>73787096
No need to be upset, we can meet up for a quick chat?

>>73787096
Haha yeah mate i love spending all my money on someone else and listening to her talk utter nonsensical bollocks for hours on end just so she'll let me put my willy in her vagoo

>>73787111
i voted for the danger noodle

>>73787110
utter runt

i do agree with you if you're referring to fucking supermarket bread, though. Only good bread is bakey D's

>>73787110
i don't like bits in my food so im not eating whole grain

>>73787134
You're a man that lives life on the edge. I like that.

>>73787121
I would like to do this, we can meet up and discuss it beforehand

>>73787110
You don't understand lad, you have to have the cheapest, nastiest bread, sausage and tomato sauce for the real thing

Motorized scooter broke down
Livid

For me, it's fruit loaf.

>>73787168
Hello Dublin

>>73787129
this, for all intensive purposes.

is it yanks or brits who think tomato sauce is a crime

tried to volunteer for a bunnings sanga barbecue once but they said I had to be an employee

>>73787154
what can I say

...........

why do brits call private schools public schools?

pints?

Feel like I'm getting the flu lads

>>73787190
its alright

>>73787201
Have strong feelings towards pints

>>73787192
I thought it was for fundraisers

never heard this sanga word before but i went to a private school

Is sunny 'ere

>>73787199
To confused )you(

>>73787199
because admission is open to the public and not restricted by where you live

>>73786848
fat cunt

>>73787201
Of what?

>>73787190
>>73787192
>>73787199
>>73787231
>>73787232
>>73787255
Fuck OFF
>>73785739

Listening to some Joe Rogan

Only time I can stand the podcast these days is when it's Eddie bravo + Brendy swab with no callen, skip the first 6 minutes and then listen to it on 2x speed

>>73787199
fee paying ftw. Thank god I went to a proper school.

>>73787268
too much anime nonces

This British webcam girls accent is making my dick hard.

>>73787199
It's a common misconception that all British private schools are called public schools, only a few of the best and oldest are called public schools

Post private schools are called private schools

>>73787268
all me

>>73787292
what accent

Why is it that not all are commonwealth lads post on /brit/
Where is are Pakistan?

>>73787325
British innit

>>73787288
excellent post, i vote you stay

>>73786905
I'm here anywway

>TFW went to one of the last few English grammars

Feels good

>>73787332
Somewhere between India and those other places with funny names

>>73787280
Listened to about half of the father of the leader of the church of Scientology one earlier until I realised I wasn't really paying attention to it anymore.

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>AFL

>>73787332
There are loads of UK flags here mate what are you on about

>>73787350
We might be getting a whole bunch of new ones

>>73787350
Why does England hate Grammar Schools?

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Hi posters, I'm trying to find someone available to meet up for a quick chat tonight at this location. Can you reply so I can arrange it with u.Thanks

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>>73787332
posting with british flags

>TFW went to a public school

was a wild ride

>tfw a guy flirts with you
pleasant feeling

>>73787375
Cos they don't work the way they are meant to

>>73787332
not even being ironic, here

who /eton/ here

>>73787350
i did as well, you in kent la?

>>73787385
the utter state
>>73787397
Wrong

>>73787367
More like GAYFL lmao

>>73787386
That's a paddlin'

>>73787386
do you mean public school in the yank sense or an actual public school

>lost 3 stone
>Lean body
>Bloated fat face

Kill me

>>73787332
we have literally no common culture with pakistan, why would they post here

brown guy flirted with me at a train station and sat across from me on the 30 minute ride into the city staring at me the whole time
was uncomfortable

>>73787406

hardly any on the chan, let alone /brit/

>>73787332
It's more /Anglo/ than /Commonwealth/

>>73787449
Racist

>>73787415
>Wrong
no u

>>73787449
They play cricket

>>73787455
Where are you from? Are you available to Skype?

>>73787433
actual public school

>>73787455
meant to reply to >>73787388

>>73787456
There's at least 10 with British flags who regularly post here

>>73787492
Which one?

Wish we were being flooded with Fush n Chup lads Straya and Canucks.
Getting a bit grim this whole commonwealth bit.

>>73787488
do you
>>73787489
not liking this "pretending to be a nonce" gimmick

>>73787449
english is official language
cricket
tea
other things

Hate my dad, hate call centres, hate social workers, hate pakis. NOT ribena just don't like them simple as. Love Polish girls

>>73787514
>do you
In the summer

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>tfw didn't go to school because special

>>73787528
kurva

>>73787528
Hello poley

>>73787505
that is doxxable, i moved houses so i moved schools as i liked to go home on the weekends, but one of them was Ampleforth, shant tell you the second

>>73787455
This was a kinda qt Asian guy

reckon Lion is the best film I've watched this year

>>73787548
day boy?

marmite is fucking horrid

have weak feelings towards wogs

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>>73787557
roar lol

>>73787566
It can make a good gravy base.

>>73787528
superb post

Don't ask me about the secret family recipe

>>73787461
Is it true all Thai women are either sluts or men?

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>>73787571

>>73787550
i couldn't tell what mine was
kind of a really dark polynesian maybe
south east asian?
who knows

>>73787566
as I have always said you either love it or you hate it

>>73787571
manface

>>73787582
>flag
frankly i'd rather not know anyway

>>73787514
Hi thanks for the reply

Are you available for a quick chat?

>>73787585
Some are slutty men

>>73787582
the ol' potato surprise

i like it when females act slutty but it also makes me nearly detest them

>>73787585
They're mostly traditional and wholesome t?bh

>>73787629
the opposite gender induce conflicting feelings within me

>>73787593
My guy looks Chinese Malay (maybe)
Kinda chubby but he's got a but personality. Pity he lives in Lelbourne.

>>73787526
>other things
Rotherham?

>>73787625
"Surprise! It's gone haha"

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Need a posh gf

>>73787643
>t?bh

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>>73787672

>>73787666
port side
out
starboard
home

desu

>>73787561
No, weekly boarding

desu

there's a lot of vietgooks in Sydney

>>73787666
>that dead-eyed sociopathic stare

Makes my dick diamonds

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>>73787701
Almost acceptable. You're ok.

>>73787666
Need her to lash my knackers with that riding crop until they're black and blue

need my cock grabbed 2bh

by a girl (female) though, not one of you benders

>>73787716
>the flag
her father won't approve.

>>73787710
that's racist

>>73787710

they're alri tbf. nice people good food

always tell the gf i love her and she doesn't say anything back

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>>73787716
She's NOT for you!

>>73787728
>only white women have resting bitchface

Bruh...

>>73787666
Need her to crush my balls with those leather boots.

is there a better band than kasabian?

no

>>73787742
Me and my old lady
Lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her
Well she rolls the other way

>>73787725
*Gives you a cheeky tug under the table*

there's a lot of yanks in this general

>>73787725
Hi I'm interested In this, are you near Sherwood Forest?

>>73787717
Only foreigners and busy people didnt go home on the weekend in my defence, although we had Saturday school and Sunday Chapel so it was hardly a weekend.
You go to public school?

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>>73787755

>>73787753
>women of other colours can be posh

>>73787762
PLEASE TELL ME WHYYYY DOOOO BIIIIIIRDS...

>>73787730
no it's not

>>73787734
just an obvservation

On the loo doing a poo drinking a coffee lads

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>>73787742

>>73787774
>foreigners
Hate them

wish i had enough money to see how often i could buy sex off regular girls not instagram models

>>73786848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDBgP83Sizo

>>73787774
My parents didn't want to see me till I was 18. Makes sense as I probably wasn't the best company until then.

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neurons are being stimulated

desu

>>73787795
>having poo particles in your coffee

very frightened of poo particles wafting around

>>73787766
not a ginger one though

>>73787772
nope, london

dw though, I'm english (white)

>>73787799
Its the Russians and Asians that are the annoying ones, they all think theyre so uptie da when they arrive, then they get bedflipped 5 times on the first night which knocks them down a peg

>>73787829
'cist

>>73787777
checked

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>>73787782
Good looking people look best when simply dressed

So who did win legs-it?

>>73787851
'uslim

>>73787850
>bedflipped
Sorry?

>>73787829
so you agree that muh heritage americans are actually irish?

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Thoughts?

>>73787848
That's fine

I'm in London but prefer to meet near Sherwood Forest

Do you have a way I can contact you?

>>73787866
find out on june 8th

>>73787821
t-thats nice what school? may have played you in some sport

>>73787847
brother used to always mention poo particles when ever he farted

>>73787889
Me on the left

>>73787889
sometimes i wonder if everything's going to be okay

>>73787876
Its where you wait until they are asleep (or not) and flip their mattress over with them on it, usually slamming them against a wall or the bedframe

>>73787905
An old one. I partook in a few team based activities so it is likely.

>>73787643
Until they meet a white guy and then their panties drop?

>>73787896
yeah, [email protected]

(dw I'm not pozz'd)

>>73787888
sure

>>73787864
Damn look at her reach, looks like she has decent hands too

Get her training boxing ASAP

>>73787920
>end zero hour contracts
Yeah mate lets make it even harder for young people to get experience. Mong

>>73787920
i didnt realise he was a wizard

>>73787920
>announces a bunch of unpopular or irrelevant poolicies
>that grin

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>>73787943
That's not Thai specific

you lads dont know what a perfect cup of coffee tastes like. i feel like if everyone knew what a perfect cup of coffee tasted like, everyone would drink and make their own coffee. you just dont know

>>73787829
But misho is a different species to a fish you fucking idiot, the same cannot be said for the other guy

>>73787943
sometimes

other times a commitment to a relationship is still a prerequisite

baka desu senpai

>>73787973
That lads not white

>>73787976
hahaha do you have an aeropress too??

>>73787940
Eton? (were cunts and had shit facilities imo)
Harrow? (chavs)
Winchester? (nice place)
Worth? (shit)

>>73787973
guy on the left is not white

sm?h tb?h fa?m

don't understand how people can enjoy drinking coffee desu

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>>73787920
WTF I love Corbyn now

>>73788014
Sorcery

>>73788022
cider drinking manchild

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Macron married his high school teacher, she looks discustin

>>73787920
>nationalize

>>73788014
how are you doing this

>>73788001
haha no lad thats just filter coffee. good filter coffee, but still just filter coffee.

>>73787988
yeah they should use different dog breeds instead like "this chihuahua is an alsatian"

>>73788051
Surely this cannot be real

>>73788064
coffee is for forners

>>73787988
It's a metaphor la

>>73788022
Instant coffee, coffee from a French press filter coffee etc. Are all fucking shit

Espresso is nice

i like cats. dont believe me? check my internet history

>>73787988
A fish isnt a species, its an arbitrary collection of different sea dwelling vertebrates

>>73788118
"""""""cats"""""""

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>>73788051
there was a married couple that taught at my high school only the woman taught the man when he went there as well

havent had sex in 6 years

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>this nigga isn't white

Baffling

had 3 cups of tea this morning

might have another but I'm not sure

>>73788118
and they say benders don't like pussy

>>73787807
rough kill
they usually end them faster
crush the skull one bite

havent had sex in 20 years

>>73788113
this man gets it. sort of. i wouldn't say all filter coffee is bad though. just not as good as espresso done properly

>>73788142
>>73788167
It doesn't cost much you know?

drinking filter coffee rn ama tb?h

>>73788158
its not just about having pale skin

>>73788176
>good as espresso done properly
Coffee fags make me angry

>>73788022
like i said you obviously havent had good coffee

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>"anon...I'm ovulating...please..."

>>73786930
literally every "australian" who posts in this general is just a british expat

>>73788207
proofs?

have weak feelings towards cats

>>73788207
haven't had a non-australian born ancestor for 4 generations

>>73788158
why isnt he?

>>73788196
why? do you often get angry when people enjoy things? are yo

>>73787954
i think corbyns a mong but zero hour contracts should either be limited to under-21s or removed completely; theyre real emotional drains for normal workers

haven't had sex in 20 weeks

>>73788228
are you an abo

>>73788240
Or should be only available at the request of the employee

>>73788203
legitimately feel nothing for a non-white woman

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>>73788236
Ask the lads itt

cheeky wank or na? Have to do things tommorow

>>73788257
'acist

>>73788183
prostitute isn't what i want desu
i could wank if i just wanted sexual gratification

badly need an british born russian gf

fucking HATE gwent lads

Going to call my new dog ACAB

#VoteCorbyn

>>73788252
a contract is a 2 party agreement. an employee "requesting" a zero hour contract is the same as them signing one.

>>73788283
>wank
>sexual gratification
>>73788272
Why are you spamming this American trollop?

>>73788304
>>73788304
>>73788304

new thread with the krauts and frogs

>>73788249
anglo-celtic from the countryside

>>73788330
you're a bent cunt desu

last 'xam

>>73788330
shan't

>>73788301
My point is an employer shouldn't be able to hire people straight into a zero hours contract. But those employees who need/desire a zero contracts should be able to ask for one.

>>73788381
t. jeremy corbyn

>>73788272
they broke up

>>73788158
Shes very attractive. I'd settle for someone average from my own land however. I support diversity. I don't want everyone being a shade of mocha in 100 years. Diverse races and cultures, if we can be peaceful makes the world interesting.Let try to maintain our uniqueness?

off to poo

>>73788367
good lukc sweaty

/int/ has a very weird obsession of spamming mixed raced couples

brb

>don't text girl for just over a week
>drop her a text
>she doesn't put a x on the reply
wtf it was her who said she was busy

back

>>73788527
kk

Miss the old authoritarian Catholic church
can't follow this new age pansy church with its cuck pope

>>73788381
the problem with way it works now is that an employer can 'force' a worker into a zero-hours contract for some legitimate-looking reason under threat of dismissal. this lets them keep trained staff on call but not pay them.

to get around your proposition the employer just needs to add a piece of paper in front of the contract which says "i, the undersigned, request this zero hour contract"

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>>73788606
More bummings!

>>73788524
ethiopia is doing it the opposite way tho

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>>73788622
Just in the same way an employer can make me sign a bit of paper saying I'm happy to work an illegal number of hours.

>>73788606
Translation: I miss the days when Father Matthew pummeled my arse haha what am I like

>>73788680
Heathen

>>73788692
>>73788692
>>73788692
>>73788692

>>73788630
honestly its a real shame they protected the pedophiles
If they'd just outed them when it started everything would have been ok. Instead the church an institute has basically collapsed here and the leftists do all they can to remove its power more and more so that they can achieve "secularism"
what the fuck is so good about secularism? Why do we insist on copying continental Europeans on everything

>>73788708
I'm not pushing a secularist agenda. I'm protestant.

>>73788548
what the fuck is her problem?

>>73788606
I don't know the catechism
only know our father hail mary and hail holy queen for rosaries
t. catholic for weddings and funerals.
still defend it to the death
>>73788708
Remember Catholicism is the whipping boy of Christianity. Judaism and Islam have abuse by leagues more yet you can't discuss it.

>>73788753
fucking bitch i dropped the x in my reply and she put one back in and is now complaining that she found my snapchat when i said i didn't have it? like its a two year old account. not sure if i want to smash now seems like she's crazy