/balt/ + /ausnz/

>>73785739
TOO EARLY REEEEEEEEE

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>>73785739
I very much dislike people who make new threads too early.

>>73785778
stop making shitty anime editions and i stop making threads early

this thread is hella lameballs

>>73785868
lel that's a good idea

>>73785835
I'm not that guy

>>73785835
last anime edition was like 3 days ago
wait until the bump limit like everybody else

>>73785888
yes you have to seem funny or different because those girls might get tens of mathes or even more

>>73785950
yes, you're right. thank you anon

>>73785970
no problem lad

>>73785966
yes you did now stop doing it in the future and we're good

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>cheated on my gf again yesterday

She can't cuck me if I cuck her first

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>it's snowing again
ah yes, spring

libas labas nigus

>>73786038
Hah
It's sunny here now

What you blokes do for a living?

>>73786253
That depends not on a country, but on the individual and how often he has sex. btw that is gay

>>73786286
Forgot to tell that it is not gay if the balls don't touch, this is the golden rule.

>>73786284
i suck cocks

>>73786346
Have you ever been to Vladivostok?

>>73786198
дc-2? it'll be snowing on friday again

>>73786475
Have you ever been to Vladivostok?

>>73786399
no only in Khabarovsk

>>73786491
Have YOU?

>>73786475
Just дc

>>73786491
no why would i?
travelling through the whole russia would probably cost me more than visiting lithuania

>>73786513
How was it?

>>73786578
Because vistiing exocitc places in your country must be so interessting, Anon-sama!

>>73786519
No sadly not ;_;

>>73786621
worse than Vladivostok '='

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>go on real estate website looking for rental properties
>filter search to remove all pre-furnished homes
>nearly every single fucking result it returns is a pre-furnished home
Just kill me lads; I'm over the retardation.

>>73786636
ohh :(

Being comfy in bed eating vanilla & passion fruit ice cream.

>>73786659
you can stay at my flat until you find some place you can rent anon

>>73786284
I'm a janitor

>>73786698
Thanks, that's very kind of you; but there may be a logistical problem or two involved in all that.

>>73786698
Can I do that too?

>>73786775
yeah you're more than welcome

Wish I had a female in my life 2bh.

>>73786801
Thanks, you are a good person.

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r8 my homework lads

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I have been watching the Simpsons for 6 hours straight

>>73786812
what's happened to your mommy?

>>73786925
Looks very good mate

>>73786963
you're gay

>>73786621
>exocitc places
vladivostok is just a typical russian shithole judging by photos

>>73786812
Grass is always greener m8. You either wallow away in miserable lonliness or you have your life ripped to pieces by ungrateful banshees who dig their claws in and bleed you dry. You cannot win in this; nobody can.

>>73786963
that is nothing I remember when I was a kid I watched dragon ball z for 14 hours in a single day.
From morning to the evening.

>>73786812
I wish i had a close female friend, but not romantically involved so she couldn't hurt me.

>>73787060
Why?

>>73786925
wtf this person looks like he is of stone

>>73787084
i dunno, maybe i'm a fool. But i like females.

>>73786925
does she have a benis?

Hi /brit/ HR here

I'm afraid we're going to have to request you take back the rogue australians and new zealanders from our general

they're running amok

Thanks,

/brit/

alri

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>I like females

>>73787303
you can have them

but first you must solve this riddle of our ancestors:

What is smelly and sneaky and wants to conquer Vilnius???

>>73787319
only the cute ones

>>73787355
>What is smelly and sneaky and wants to conquer Vilnius???

a lithuanian?

>>73787373
>want a female friend
>BUT it has to be a cute one
hmmm

>>73787355
russians, clearly

>>73787422
pretty much this yeah, i have standards.

>>73787355
a girl

>>73787448
standarts for a friend?
you choose your friends on how cute or good looking they are?

>>73787498
no, just the one close female friend like i said.

>>73787498
having good looking female friends increases your social standing

>>73787355
poles

>there's a Starbucks in my town
>Filled with numales and Tumblrinas

Damn the Americanization

On a side note: true coffee is supposed to be black like a niggers ass. When you order watered down sugar milk then u should kys

>>73787530
still strange, but I understand(nobody likes ugly people)
>>73787541
I see
This is really educational

>>73787429
Russians aren't smelly dumb ass bong

>>73787592
shut up ivan, you're clearly biased

>>73787580
>even going to niggerbucks

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>>73787580
>tfw i can't leave my house and don't meet a /fa/ football fans

>>73787622
idi naxuj suka

>>73787498
i met girls in who said exactly this. like they will not go out or even walk on the streets with an unattractive person especially a guy since it can make other people think they are 'lower' (or i don't know how to translate it into english properly).

>>73787541
see, the latvian gets it.

>>73787622
>Brit
>Hygiene
pick one stupid dumb ass shit
Russians had sauna in every house when you fucking animals lived with pigs

>>73787656
fuck off danskjavel
>>73787678
>had
past tense you poor as fuck commie motherfucker

>>73787580
what town though?

>>73787727
My bathroom is bigger than your fucking house angloshit

>>73787756
What town do you think is the capital of hipster numales and feminists?

>>73787802
Narva

>>73787802
eeh Tartu?

>>73787727
what kind of made up word is that? Danskjavel?

Ivan is awful bitter lads

im off back to /brit/

toodle pip

>>73787586
having ugly male friends will make you look better

>>73787802
Atlanta and Toronto

>>73787827
Bingo.
>>73787823
Narva is the capital of AIDS

>>73787355
best bros
aka poles

>>73787939
>Bingo.

I haven't been to Tartu for 7 years atleast. Was thinking of checking out ERM in spring/summer though.

>>73788076
ERM is pretty based. Estonia has 1 official AntiFa group, and it's based in Tartu. That's all u need to know about this town

>>73787924
so it is like the male version of cheerleader effect

> your old teacher messages you on fb(best teacher ever desu)
> sends you old images of you
Nostalgiatrip.jpg
> spwak about stuff for a bit
> she tells you how you always thought differently and were special
Amibeingcalledautistic.jpg

Lads, was i just called an autist by my favourite teacher?

>>73788290
I fucked my old English teacher some time ago

>>73788290

Yes.

>>73788290
she is into you
fuck her

>>73788290
Send me also old images of you.

>>73788186
Oh yeah, i guess they are "protecting" the foreign students?

>>73788290
she wants to have sex with you

>>73788420
They are pretty much a group of twinks. They cannot fight for shit but act militant af. I wish a AntiFa nigga would tbqh, I'd down them in a second.

>>73788323
What the fuck anon. Why kek

>>73788340
>>73788437
Just because someone is being nice doesnt mean they wanna fuck

Pls go anon

>>73788496
>Just because someone is being nice doesnt mean they wanna fuck
she said that you are special, so I think she looks you in that way

>>73788521
unless it's a male teacher (or maybe anon is she-anon)

>>73788521
Hey
do you know whether they sell Sake at IKI?

>>73788482
They need to be captured and sent to breeding camps.

>>73788496
>What the fuck anon. Why kek
Why not tbqh. She was pretty young when I graduated, it has been like 6years since, she's still in her 30s. Throughout high school we had this weird post teaher-student relationship. She never had a man and was constantly depressed. A few years after graduation we ran into each other and started talking again. Things went on from there

>>73788568
You mean that Japanese rice wine?
I don't really know, but I'm leaning toward no.

>>73788482
>tfw antifa threatened to come to our nationalist march and beat us up
>none of them showed up

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>>73788667
hot

>>73788698
that's a penis
GAYYY

>>73788722
you're a penis, are you also gay?

>>73788741
>you're a penis
I'm not a penis, but I have one. Big difference.
>are you also gay?
no

>>73785739
Really big fan of this image

>>73788364
Why would I do that? Give a good reason

>>73788521
Why would she do that? Its more like being a mother


>>73788667
Meh, not as bad as i guessed

>woke up an hours ago
>Decided to have breakfast
>Threw some pelmeni on a frying pan
>Still greasy from cooking sausages from yesterday
>No cooking oil needed then
>the pelmeni taste nasty now

Wew

>>73788668
Hmmm thanks

>>73788848
>Why would I do that? Give a good reason

Well, because we like eachother. Don't you feel the same?

>>73788887
yes i saw it and it was absolute garbage, which is why i didn't give you a (you).

>>73788848
>Why would she do that?
she wants some new adventures, go get her tiger

>>73788667
Hot! I had a thing for my old English teacher. She got fat after I finished school, but if I could I would still fuck her hard, choke her and slap her face. I like dominating older women.

>>73788898
this same, i'm also in agreement of this

>>73788919
Are you a nigger?

Fuck off mikoto

>>73788667
>She never had a man
how do you know that?

>>73788857
You have to learn cooking. How else will you be a good wife?

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I'm Japanese, 21 years old, 181cm in height. I'm interested in the culture and language of any country.

*Attention* I'm not Korean, don't confuse Korea with Japan.
If you're looking for cute Korean boys, please just go away.

If you care about only appearance, we don't need to have a conversation. Sorry if I look cold, I'm just hoping to meet good people.
If we respect each other, we can be good friends :)

Basically, I won't write to girls first. Because I don't want you to think I also one of many rude men. Don't believe stupid words like "you're beautiful", "damn your sexy", such words doesn't suit your charm.

>>73788956
I meant never had a man during my high school years

My old religion teacher would rub my shoulders and say "Anon, my good man!". He always gave me special attention and I could never get into trouble in his class, no matter how much I talked he would still just smile at me.

He later got fired for inappropriate conduct with some other kids and then later we saw him as an extra in a "the good guys" ad on telly.

>>73788948
Nope. Why do I always get accused of that?

>>73789069
>Fucking older fat women

Only niggers do that

>>73789093
Hey
Do you know whether they sell Sake at Norfa?

>>73789094
They don't have to be fat, just older than me. I prefer them slim.
I would fuck my old English teacher DESPITE her becoming fat, not because of it. Teach her a lesson for marking me poorly.

>>73789132
Me at the bottom

>>73789149
Puh-lease.

idiot logged out and didn't even tell me good morning

>>73789132
>>73789155
tfw you're not in the screencap

>>73789170
but you are a russian

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>>73789195
> tfw in the screen cap.

It's like a (You), but better!

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>Stepped on a fork I dropped on the ground yesterday

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>>73789195
>>73789219
here you go you sluts

>>73789241
did it hurt your little feet?

more like the biggest autist in balt

>>73789246
me on top!

>>73789219
It's a wonderful thing to be sure lassie

>>73789132
how will mikoto recover?

>>73788496
Why do you think she had a picture of you? Was probably rubbing while imagining your thick cock going inside of her.

I should start working lol

>>73789384
work on my pussy

>>73789412
hot
are you a grill?

krister, nomierinies

>>73789408
I love a bit of DMT. I have 250mg stashed for a rainy day.

>>73789430
i can be whatever you want me to be.
just for 7 euros.

>>73789454
>just for 7 euros.
that is pretty cheap, you are a cheap slut

Why do girls purposley ignore you for weeks?

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>>73789434
Codeine, paracetamol, promethazine and camomile tea is my dinner.

>>73789557
probably not interested in you

>>73789524
thanks

>>73789557
Because they found a dick, but get pumped and dumped.

>>73789571
sad

>>73789010
same

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SHUT THE FUCK UP MAKITA!

YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS AS A CRY FOR ATTENTION!

JUST TELL US WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG AND GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST.

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>>73789673
>Makita

makita suck my dick you dirty whore
I bet you would like to do that

>>73788889
Why do you think that? I dont even know who is bwhind that post senpai

>>73788889
How long do i have to wait?!

Oh yeah makita
don't stop suck that dick

>>73789761
>>73789771
kek, what a coincidence.

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>>73789733
Nice dubs
His name is Makita because he is a tool.

>>73789761
Why are you so mean? It's ME.

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>>73789883
NO, YOU HAVE FAGGOT SEMEN IN YOUR ASS, MAKITA

>>73789944
beautiful

>>73789851
Who?? Are you rusing me

>>73787373
>>73787448
>>73787530
That sounds like a lot of effort just for you to get friendzoned.

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>>73789994
YOU WERE BUILT FOR SUCKING DICK, MAKITA


Fuck this. I'm going to bed, I have to get up early.

>>73790025
Your real bf. But your too blind to see...

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Yes hello

>>73790104
me on the plate

>>73790101
> bf
Im male and not gay. Pls stop

>>73790164
i can also be your gf if you want to.

>>73787656
Varg?

>Estonia is smaller than my oblast
Wow, I thought you were cool.

>>73790335
Estonia is pretty cool in general
They have places in their airport where you can sit down and charge your phone/laptop for free
Also seats in which you can lie down if you want to relax
Very comfy country

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kendo seems fun desu

>>73790190
Im confused senpai. What are you larping

>>73790400
My room has all that to. Check mate Estonia.

>>73790480
But can you vote online like Estonia? No? Thought so.

Bravo Estonia.

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>>73790428
Finished sixth episode of Fat/Zero today lad
Saber really is a top waifu, you should post more of her
Only issue I have is that she's a fucking Britbong.
>hurrdurrf I don't like the sea personally because in my country barbarians came from the mainland and I had to fight them
Couldn't they have made her German or French or something?
Bomben auf England, Gott strafe England

>>73790480
Do you have fat alcoholic women who speak a finnic language though?
Thought so.
Estonia > Russia

>>73790471
Forget it.

I think Vynoteka might have some Sake.

>>73790608
Whad dhe fug.

Are you a trap

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>>73790574
We have more finnic people than whole Estonia.
>>73790525
I've just voted online what pizza we should buy for birthday party
CHECK MATE ESTONIA

>>73790085
>>73789944
Give me my makita back, mac.

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>>73790546
>Finished sixth episode of Fat/Zero today lad
Saber really is a top waifu, you should post more of her
Nice, I know.
>Only issue I have is that she's a fucking Britbong.hurrdurrf I don't like the sea personally because in my country barbarians came from the mainland and I had to fight them
Arthur was a Britonic who fought invading, anglo-saxons and started settling in UK though.
>Couldn't they have made her German or French or something?
There already is Joan of Arc in fate/series, not in any animes though only only in the game as far as I know. Are there even any famous german warriors?

>>73790674
>We have more finnic people than whole Estonia.
Do they speak finnic languages?

>>73790709
Ofc
https://youtu.be/5dQhX3HEyAA

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>>73790707
>Arthur was a Britonic who fought invading, anglo-saxons and started settling in UK though.
Yes, yes, I see. She's still fun to watch. I like it when she smiles

>Are there even any famous german warriors?
Well Siegfried from the Nibelungensaga, who is more of a mythical figure though; Friedrich Barbarossa, who was Holy Roman Emperor and I guess Erwin Rommel :^)

>>73790703
It logs and saws!

>>73790608
Reeeeeeeeee stop ignoring me trap.

>>73790637
No, just mistook you for someone else.

>>73790917
It's mine; not yours!
Also it's lops, not logs.

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>>73790828
>the most subhuman looking people in russia are finnics, not slavs
khmm.

Sveiki
Tervist
Labas

Had a fap before bed. Wiped up my cum with my napkin from dinner and got hot sauce all over my dick. DX

>>73790969
My memory for songs is shit.

>>73791051
Mine kind of is, too; at least for this. The only reason I had it so fresh in my mind was because your posts got me looking up the old ads on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbpbGWEZrSI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-XDpGdLKSk

>>73790940
Rude

>>73791051
>he doesn't just wipe off his cum with his panties

>>73791126
that other person is rude

I may attempt NoFap again next month & see if I can last longer than 4 days. lol

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>virgins think that not touching their dicks will magically get them a girlfriend

>>73791209
What

>>73786925
St. Petersberg?

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>>73790909
>Siegfried
He will be in the upcoming Fate/Apocrypha anime, not sure how long will that one be though, with a different story than the one that you're watching now.
>who is more of a mythical figure though
They used basically, any famous warrior from a real story or a myth , there's no actual proof that Arthur also existed, hes also more of a legend

>>73791231
fapping right now as we speak

>>73791372
Speaking right now as we fap

>>73786925
You need to work on the neck more.

>>73791035
>Lithuanian
>Estonian
>Lithuanian


:^)

>>73791399
thanks

>>73791259
why would i need a girlfriend if i'm already touching my dick?

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>>73791336
>He will be in the upcoming Fate/Apocrypha anime
Looked it up. Says it's gonna come out in July. I'm tuned. Thanks lad. (Hope they don't make him into a woman though)

>>73791658
Post lithuanian anime, not Japonese, plese :DDD

>>73791629
yo
can i get sake at norfa?

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>>73791719

>>73791731
no, but you can get this
*unzips dick*

>>73791751
>Not even "Gintarinė pilis"

:(((

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>>73791658
He's a guy

>>73791779
beautiful image

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>>73791560
NO!

>>73791779
beautiful image

>>73791819
beautiful image

hey hey I really mean it, it is not a meme

>>73791896
i meant it as well, he always posts beautiful images

>>73791896
"meme" is replacing "juokelis/prikolas"

:(

>>73791947
No not always, this one is really high quality image.

lithuanians are rude as fuck

>>73791896
hey hey you you
i don't like your girlfriend

>>73791981
Lmao britnig cant handlr the banter?

Is your weeney peeney?

Migrate boys and girls
>>73792005
>>73792005
>>73792005

we should euthanize scatvians