please cum to Germany

What are the most authentic German cities? I'm planning a second Europe trip away from the big capitals and into more of the authentic, older parts of the nations.

The Dutch recommended Utrecht and the Swedes recommended Visby

>>73781801
I don't think we got a problem with that honestly.

>>73781801
Are you a girl (female)?

>>73781801
Stop being a slut. Too early in the morning

but /deutsch/ called me an air pirate and told me never to visit

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>>73781801
Slut

>>73781837
>authentic German cities
Do you mean stereotypical, like bockwurst, beer and lederhosen?
If so, none, you'd have to go to a small village in the south of bavaria.
If you want to see how like 3/4 of the people live, come to cologne, use it as a base to see all the surroundings.

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>>73783063
>every city in Germany is as shitty as cologne
t. cologne

>>73781801
I want german femboys/traps!

>>73783010
EIN ZWEIHUNDERTTONNER SPRINGT IM FADEN AB

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>>73783010
>caring about the facebook-chit-chat general

just a bunch of neo-nazis who got permabanned from KC. There are probably no ethnic Germans in the general aswell.

>>73781801
Please be my gf (male or female)

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>>73784367
I only date men who know what they want, sorry.

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>>73784408
I just want a qt gf to be lovey dovey with

>>73784445
Don't we all

>>73781801
Maybe

>>73783260
Spreng dich weg Marcel

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>>73784722
>triggered

>>73784815
dummer animeposter

What can I do in germany that I can't do in Sweden?

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>>73784880
pay with €

>>73784923
That's all?
I think I will stay at Sweden and let other people visit germany instead.

>>73781878
>anime poster

You tell me

>>73784880
I dunno, chug cheap booze I guess?

>>73784947
I have bought cheap german beer from my localstore, it's very bad. Tastes worse than USA alcohol and USA alcohol has no taste.

>>73784980
reported

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>>73784980
>I have bought cheap beer
>it's very bad.

>>73785036
>>73785080
instead of memes why not make better beer?

>>73785095
But zat would be in violation of ze Reinheitsgebot!

>>73785157
He probably drank öttinger lol

>>73785226
at least no Flens, Kölsch or Berliner.

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>>73781801

>>73785226
Öttinger is fei scho a gutes Bier du Sauschwob

>>73785253
>kölsch
Its very light but not bad.
You can drink it to everything like a fanta.

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Is Germany accepting of foreigners? I want to learn the language and also move there.

>>73786034
Do not go to Germany, you will not be welcomed there.

t. German on holiday in Australia

>>73786080
Why is that? I really like their language and culture

>>73785308
Why is censored hentai so hot

>>73786097
But they won't like you, and you won't like the kind of people that would like you because they are all antifa scum.

I didn't know Germany was so xenophobic

>>73786228
cause you're downich

Who is this fat slut you're avatarfagging as

Why?
My car has enough gas

>>73786285
It depends.
In the east they dont like snotty westgermans on top of foreigners as well +anti americanism as a leftover of DDR culture and in the west we dont like easteners and like to bitch about americans because we like to consume american stuff so much and are arrogant hippies about it.
In Berlin you will be instantly accepted but feel like you went to the european version of California ruled by Sanders.
Most likely we are just a xenophobic circlejerk and not representative.

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>>73786474
Berlin sounds like the place for me then, see ya soon

>>73786586
good riddance

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>>73786586

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>>73786666

>>73786666
of course the author of that post isn't just a butt blasted highly biased cretin

>>73781801
stop sexualizing tewi you wicked devil