/brit/

>>73780477
crypto-nonce

anime

doing a poo

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hmm

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watching a brit make t

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PIRATE SCUMBAGS

>>73782248
you've got to be fucking with me

yanks don't know what a shoey is lads hahahahaha

The janny just allows the other /brit/ to exist now until we need it. Very astute of her tbf.

>>73782248
Totes grody breh

>>73782260
stop fucking posting here if you hate brits so much

jesus christ mate, get some kind of life, even wanking to anime all day would be more productive than the time you spend here

>>73782286
Sorry, I have Autism

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>>73782278
>her

Haven't browsed /int/, let alone /brit/ for a good few years.

Whatever happened to Craven?

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Is Coldplay more famous than Oasis in UK?

>first day off work in weeks
>have to wake up stupid early to get all the shit done that I haven't had chance to do the past 3 weeks

And here I was hoping to fuck a Chinese escort today. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>73782325
I'd say its subjective. Some people will say Oasis is more popular and some will say Coldplay is more popular, though overall it probably is Oasis.

>go to /v/
>twitter screenshots are regularly used as reaction images
Not a fan of this. Will be spreading to /int/ eventually too.

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how come netflix can produce good series but not films?

>>73782302
He's a peer. Can't post here now.
Shitposts in the house of lords lately

Tell me more about that autistic mexicano that seems to be talking to himself all the time

Morning all

>>73782339
No one likes coldplay cept yanks.
Everyone respects Oasis in the UK

post toot

>>73782396
Go to bed Liam

You don't have to believe me but this is rupert grint, ama

>>73782421
Fuck off hippy

>netflix can produce good series
mewling

>>73782325
coldplay aren't that big

LIAM is american not brit

>>73782356
>netflix
FOY

>>73782451
alri man who just came out of a 10 year coma

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Ehllo jolly ol' chums. Bout' time for sum tea and crumpets!

>>73782490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maTP315XZCQ

case in point
just look at these two intros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH51KxoGilU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPSGckN_vP0
hmmm now which ones from netflix, the one with the arbitrary utterly shit early 2000s popsong for an opening theme or the one without hmmmmmmm

>>73782575
uh neither?

>>73782362
Good for him.

I hope he doesn't have to take the bus there.

Please vote Tory

>>73782339
>>73782396
>>73782421
>>73782436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ji-BAPw0No

We Respect Oasis a lot

>>73782444

FUCKS SAKE HOW IS IT 0 DEGREES TODAY

>>73782639
They're going to smash it anyway.

thai chicANO

why do peoplee drink white liquidy udder secretion from a female bovine?

>>73782639
Who's voting Labour now ffs.
Scotland is in a corner now. They must stand or forever hold their tongue.

>>73782612
youre not only wrong but i also HATE you

Cat broke my grandma's bowl, am NOT pleased with her

>>73782730
you don't hate me you just hate the embarrassment you're feeling

>>73782647
Noel>Liam
God bless free Korea.

>>73782356
films are old hat, it's all about serialised tv shows now

>>73782752
youve forced me to this
open netflix now
search medici masters of florence
explain to me, perchance, why it says the words "NETFLIX ORIGINAL" above the title

beatles > oasis

>>73782784
it wouldn't show anything for me cause its not on australian netflix
because marketing jews, you get the same for better call saul even though they don't produce it

>>73782715
>Who's voting Labour now ffs.
People that don't follow politics, they just vote Labour because their dad did, commie students and Muslims.

>>73782817
i don't think anyone's going to debate you there

>>73782817
poo > shit
who cares?

>>73782784
netflix didn't make it

>>73782779
True desu, films are quite shit now

don't know what does freedom means

>>73782848
You forgot London blacks

>>73782837
>>73782878
wrong wrong wrong now leave me alone before things start going badly for you

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>>73782903
>blacks
>voting

>>73782927
netflix original doesn't mean netflix made it sweetie...

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how do you draw it?

>>73782954
4

>>73782817
We grew up here hearing every beetles song there is so, we're not as impressed as foreigners and Canadians are. Beetles were and are something great ofc.
Just so many Christmases you can watch Yellow submarine or hear Elenor Rigby. It's special but as normal as the national anthem.

>>73782947
demonstrably untrue ergo ipso facto youre wrong now piss off slut

>>73782954
Second one but without that ridiculous slant

>>73782968
hey hey, forget about those guys mate, I think you're real cool.
*offers you a cigarette*

hello,
why are people getting so angry about netflix?
thank you

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>>73782954

driving home for christmas is the best christmas song

>>73782954
the left but the one on the right is spastic it should be a straight line up not diagonal

netflix wanker loves his netflix

>>73782984
because your mum's gay

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>>73782982

Was watching that Versailles series.
How the fuck did French lads not complain?

>>73782984
someone took issue with me calling some netflix shows good because he doesn't like the theme song of an italian show

>>73782982
*snatches the pack out of your hand*

>That one lad that occasionally posts a couple of racoon pictures at me at random intervals.
big fan

wish i could just have one or two drinks and then not want more

fucking irish genes

>>73783038
same im already on my 3rd pepsi max can of the day and its only 5:30

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>>73783036

>>73783047
fat pig

>>73783024
be quiet stupid fat slut

>>73783014
why? are there a lot of historical inaccuracies?

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>>73783048
alri thanks, see you next time.

>>73783047
>not boycotting pepsi products
cuck

lads i have a question.

currently lodging with an upper middle class family who are pretty loaded.

The dad is a high level consultant who works in london making presumably mad dosh

I have a question about the kids in this sort of arrangement. They have a daughter who is dyslexic and averse to most academic/educational endeavours. As such she wants to work in a 'hands-on' sort of job rather than 'using the brain' job.

I'm just wondering what happens in these cases. The one kid aspires to go to university and will probably be successful and upper middle class by their own action, but what about someone who grows up in upper middle class but doesn't work in an upper middle class profession.

How does their life pan out? Do they stay upper middle class (buying from waitrose, buying artisanal easter eggs, having expensive hobbies like horseriding or sailing, etc)? Do they fall and become lower middle class? Do their parents prevent that from happening and if so how?

first time this year I've been up so early? lmao

>>73783081
>Do they stay upper middle class

yes because their parents will always provide financial help especially with a special needs daughter

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>boycotting anything

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want this gf

>>73783073
>>73783036
he's calling you a coon

business idea: haha

vargs videos have been getting more and more bizarre

>>73783112
it is your sovereign duty to boycott halal products and muslim owned businesses

>>73783081
plenty of middle class 'hands-on' jobs

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>>73783121
>Owner

>>73783121
bet shes a workload

>>73783131
he's relatively sane now compared to how he was as a young man

his state of living is certainly unconventional but he's not dangerous like he used to be

like this medici programme so far

>>73783081
Their parents financially assist them possibly sometimes in the background like managing their money and then leave them money when they die

>>73783150
lower middle class ones sure
but not so many upper middle class ones
>>73783096
find that mildly annoying given that my parents were poor

i excelled at uni and have a good job, but its still going to take me like 20 years to come near to the standard of living of these people.

>>73783160
course she is all women are with perfect bodies like that

>>73783172
yeah but his vids about north korea are fucking stupid
the guy keeps making out we're on the verge of ecological collapse and we're about to run out of raw resources but never shows a single source

>>73783180
does the scottish guy speak italian

>>73783126
I'm ok with that.

>>73783172
he was never dangerous, except for that one time
also: literally nothing wrong with burning down churches
shouldn't have made em out of wood lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx_G2a2hL6U
this is the only monty python thing ive seen but am i missing something cause its not funny at all

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>>73782248
>mfw gram crackers are actually graham crackers
>mfw meer is a mirror
>mfw i could care less means you don't care about something
>mfw when i am the yank

>>73783198
no its all in english

>>73783229
you clearly have autism

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>>73783246
>>mfw gram crackers are actually graham crackers
WHAT

>>73783216
Gaahl is a faggot and much more dangerous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Za2PVVDcI

>>73783229
Different times and different senses of humour.

My dad loved Monty python and found stuff like this absolutely hilarious but it only got a chuckle out of the younger people in our family

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>>73783198
>scottish guy is french
>french guy is scottish

>>73783229
>but am i missing something
It's 40+ year old humour

>>73783318
i still think life of brian holds up

>>73783323
It does.

>>73783291
i knew this already because they have a politician called lindsey graham and they all call him lindsey gram

>>73783303
>>73783318
amusing considered they always act as if it were more sophisticated

>>73783323
I can appreciate it too. Certainly has it's moments.

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how can african men ever compete?

>>73783340
Try some Alan Partridge
https://youtu.be/wl-FdVM9LtM

>>73783323
>>73783334
It does, even reddit likes it he's just an underageb& pleb. Saying that I loved Life of Brian when I first saw it at 14 yrs old.

>on accident instead of by accident
>loose instead of lose
>twot instead of twat
odd creatures those yanks

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Hmm... This is really making me think...

>>73783340
You mistake old people liking it more to being sophisticated. Nobody thinks Monty Python is sophisticated you're just too young to know the difference between age an sophistication. Just because you're 60yr old Maths teacher likes it at whichever primary school you attend doesn't make it sophisticated

>>73783375
aka 'I just latch on to whichever fringe political movement is popular at the time because I want to seem smart without having to put any effort in'

>>73783361
ive only seen the movie but i liked it

>>73783375
>Discovered Jesus

There's your problem

>>73783405
his tv stuff is much better t?bh

>jesus
in the bin

>>73783398
probably had more to do with anyone praising it simultaneously scoffing at something more modern

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>enjoyed being a homemaker, began to question feminism

>>73783368
They nailed Tumbrenas decades before they were shat into existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtYU87QNjPw

Find it very annoying that even given meritocracy people just born with the right parents can out-do you.

>>73783450
dats just how shit b nigga

"homemaking" is essentially gentrified NEETing

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>>73783449
I remember this. It makes me wonder, are they ahead of their time, or has there been these kind of SJW retards since time began?

>>73783467
well I think homemaking assumes you are raising a few children

>>73783450
if you become successful and have children you'll likely want to do the same desu

>>73783375
>moved to Utah

a punishment I wouldn't wish upon anyone

>>73783499
kids take care of themselves

""""""homemakers"""""" just spend their time drinking and gossiping

>>73783375
SJWs didn't even exist in the first few dot points

>>73783375
thought people were meant to get smarter with age

>>73783523
stop watching american tv

>>73783523
>kids take care of themselves

Retard, but then again this is coming out of a nation happy to hand their kids over to Achmed the poor refugee to look after

>>73783526
they did there just wasn't any social media so they stayed unheard of unless you lived in san francisco which is the birthplace of sjwism

nothing better than early evening /brit/ with a glass of neat bourbon and 10mg of diazepam dissolving in my stomach

>>>/pol/121815439
>>>/fit/41126670
>>>/sp/75345536
>>>/tv/81799696
>>>/x/18910791

>>73783635
reddit

>>73783635
don't care

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>>73783635
UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJ

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>neat bourbon

did trailers always reveal the entire movies or is it only a recent thing?

>>73783627
10mg? fuck.
I take 2mg to chill occasionally.
Don't want to drink after that too.
mdma is better

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that first can of the day

woke up to a damp patch on the floor, hope I didn't piss during the night

why does /his/ hate britain so much

>>73783696
more recent thing unless you were a complete hack

alien trailer (1979)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjLamj-b0I8

alien covenant trailer (2017)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svnAD0TApb8

>>73783725
only tried v but it was shit enough to make me not want to try any other

>>73783750
because the empire owned up to more "atrocities" than any others did

shite how u canni hear the tele when ur eatin crisps

alri crisp lad

>the battle of berkley
jayses, the yanks love dramatising things don't they

>>73782639

Theresa May - ban all porn and let all the rapeugees in

Jeremy Corbin - utter joke

Tim Farron - just cuck my shit up

Ukip - dead once brexit was achieved

BNP - fucking idiots

Greens - literally who?


Nobody I can vote for to be quite honest lads, they are all as bad as each other. What do?

>>73783858
lmao which scottishpeopletwitter tweet is this

>>73783751
Alien trailer was perfect.Shant be inspecting the other one.

>>73783881
why don't you run as an independent?

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*sips*

had to drive to canberra from woy woy yesterday and there was this absolutely ridiculous 30km traffic jam because some bint drove into a truck, almost went past the exit into goulburn but saw how much shit there was ahead and went over the divider at the last second before the crash railings because my CRV is 4 wheel drive, nobody else behind me had an opening and the pure hatred was palpable

still had to divert through tarago and bungendore but fuck me are the police incompetent, weren't even any signs for a detour or anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZlP_Ltzyc

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MORNIN' GEORGE

>>73783881
>let all the rapeugees in
when did she say this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iadvsociGjc

the absolute STATE of British politics right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLRafyWhzG4

>>73783920
is this written in english?

>>73783502
Nah my kids will only get money from ne if its for shit like education.

Theyre going to be raised on healthy but simple food and taught to eschew frivolity from early on.

Cannot stand the middle classes

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>>73783913
wow quite the transformation

>>73783955
foy

https://youtu.be/7u3uhKxNPNg
did a kek at this video
yanks are an absolute shambles

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>>73783973
come a long way x

>>73783924
weird how domesticated cats would get mauled by any dog but any dog species would get mauled by any other cat species

mums making me go to the shop to buy bread
not liking this go outside gimmick

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>>73783993
>americans can't handle student protests without calling in the swat team with assault rifles and armoured personnel carriers

>>73783963
you'd be a terrible parent then don't have kids

>>73783940
I can't tell if in recent years blatant lying in politics has become more popular, or if having increased access to news just makes it more obvious to observers

thoughts on this German village?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuxhaven_(district)

>>73783910

Nobody would vote for me, what's the point in that?

>>73783931

Before brexit, and I believe at some point after. Why else has she done fuck all about the immigration problems, no promises or anything. Remember she did not even want brexit, so she will be undermining it. She is a weak leader also, but I don't see anyone who could replace her. What the fuck happened to our politics?

>>73784007
ordered a new headset the other day but mummy said I had to answer the door to sign for the package so I turned off all the lights and put down the curtains about 30 mins before the postman was supposed to come, mum picked the package up for me later on because I said I was taking a shower

>>73784045
Id be a great 'rent
1 hour of maths a day
Followed by exercise
Strictly controlled diet
An hour of recreation (learning language or instrument)
Bed

>>73784046
having increased access to news just makes it more obvious to observers

feeling incompatible with the idea of labouring for my daily bread

>>73783996
THAT'S POLEABOO!!!

>>73784083
>forced 1 hour of math a day
>strictly controlled diet
>an hour of forced "recreation"

This is how you make your kid stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ruhEPkjWNQ

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>>73784083
>recreation (learning language or instrument)

enjoy your billy no-mates kids

crush the saboteurs, freedom for Britain, death to traitors

>>73784071

>sign for neighbours shit
>get the postie to leave it right in front of their front door
>moronic neighbours still come to my house asking if I have their shit

Do they just walk on the box and never think hmm I wonder what this thing blocking my door is?

>>73784124
>>73784113
Solution to billy no matesism is having no tv/screens so they have to go over to a mates to watch thus beibg social

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>>73784083
will grow up to resent you and throw it all away at 17

>>73784113
children need to have structured and strictly disciplined lives to be of any worth as they grow older, australian schoolkids have to wear uniforms and beat their drum to the rhythm of the headmaster's cane which is why they excel academically

>>73784153
After 17 they are no longer my respinsibility unlesd they follow my pre-approved path

>>73784144
no time to fit in mates with your autistic schedule

>>73784083
need a tv crew to follow you trying to make your kids behave this stringently

>>73784132
and a chippy on every street

>>73784132
>entire national holiday dedicated to some guy who wanted to blow up parliament

kek

>>73784156
You can give them structure without forcing them to stare at math problems

teach them why to do things and its importance, not force it on them

Besides,
>le math is epic xxD

Shit what if they want to be a tree scientist?

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>children need to have structured and strictly disciplined lives to be of any worth as they grow older

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>bring a person into the world without their consent
>they are not my responsibility after arbitrary cutoff

>>73784123
Size of this cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bALhMs228OY

>>73784180
Ill give them time off maths if theyre doing well

I mean you dont need to go over addition and subtraction that any times

Also exercise can be in the confines of playing team sports or running around out with the mates

i want british gf!

>>73784219
when are your hypothetical kids going to socialise then

>>73784203
*entire national holiday dedicated to the torturing and execution of some guy who wanted to blow up parliament
fify

>>73784209
rote learning is indisputably more effective AND efficient than the educational system's obsession with creativity and originality in the western style

>>73784209
Maths will be the main srudy.

I will allow for some other subjects to be studied in place of maths on certain days

>>73784212
can't really tell how big it is when i don't even know the size of the bed

https://yesmovies.to/movie/cops-season-29-20295/622949-8/watching.html

watching the latest season of cops lads

>>73784238
During exercise or if they finish their homework early

>>73784231
They don't want you, ho lee fuk

do australian schools still have corporal punishment?

>>73784212
could end its career with a late 2 footed slide tackle

>>73784283
kek maybe 50 years ago

the catholic runts still get a nice bum battering from their teachers though

>>73784283
the worst punishment my school had was making you give up your lunch breaks

>>73784245
I didn't even mention anything about originality or creativity

Instead of forcing a kid to do math, a parent should talk about Isacc Newton or Einsten and why they're important. Then hopefully the kid will be curious about them and math

If he's not at least a wee bit curious, then he's a born dumbass, and forcing it on him won't help him

>>73784268
It's not a fuckin Lynx but, not a standard moggy either. I mean that's obvious. Its huge domestic cat standards.

>>73784283
yeah, no flappy hat for a week

filtered kek

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>>73784321
>tfw couldn't go on the oval because you left your hat at home

>>73784319
>the kid will be curious about them and math
no, that's a shit way to make your kid study. no 10 year old is actually interested unless they have some form of autism. just highlight the importance of studying in terms of careers, and kids will want to do well

>>73784281
Christ you're a tool

kids need to socialise on their own without any rigour and with just a vague suggestion of going home at 5, they need to have their own acquaintances and friends and rivals and their own little everyday adventures

what you're suggesting is breeding an autistic savant instead of a well-adjusted human being with a real future but I guess apple does not fall far from the tree

except savants tend to be rather smart and you're clearly a daft fucking spanner

>>73784320
im just trying to mentally compare it to one of our cats and its hard

>>73784319
Oh no ill explain to him/her why hes/shes being bombarded with maths and exercise and study.
Ill make sure theyre on board with it

>>73784231

w-what about a bf s-senpai?

>>73783724
you must be a skinny and/or short runt then

10mg is the absolute bare minimum for me, but if i regularly take more in one go my doctor might stop prescribing it to me

>everyone falling for this autistic parent bait

>>73784390
not i

>>73784358
Aren't your cats bred with dingos? Immune to funnel web prehistoric spoders? Not a fair fight senpai

>>73784351
>piquing someone's curiosity is a horrible way to get that person interested in something

Nah. As the saying goes "anyone who bothers to plant something will sustain it". Plant the seed in the brain, and let themselves do the fact finding and nurturing

>no 10 year old is actually interested unless
just because you spent your first decade farting around and eating boogers, doesn't mean other kids are the same way

>>73780477
It is bad that I want to hit it with a shovel?

>>73784390
Not bait la
You realise kids have 2 hours after school before i come home from work.

Their childhood exists for those 2 hours

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cenno is making me fill out these fucked sheets again for my benefits, thinking about storming their head office with a kitchen knife and showing them the good news

no hat no play no school today

>>73784409
meant our as in my family
and the dingoes breed with wild dogs not cats

>>73784345
>not going to lost and found and wearing one meant for 3rd graders that smelt like dog piss

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>>73784379
do you have boipucci?

>>73784390
it seems likely what an alt-righter would do if they ever manage to have sex

>>73784434
Ask to do work for the dole lad. You'll have to do a bit of Volunteering work, but it's your choice in what you do.
Plus you get the experience.

Crush the saboteurs. Oh wait didn't May want to remain? Should she crush herself?

the yanks have proposed a new unit of measurement:

the kilo graham

>>73784434
>crumpled paper

pull yourself together

Theres a family in my estate whos parents were really strict on the kids. They were very religious, didn't let their kids eat any junk food, didn't let them play with us because we got in too much trouble, made them all learn instruments and made them study even when they were in primary school

We used to have these parties on the green in our estate every few years and those kids would be over at the table with all the food stuffing their faces full of chocolate and jellies because it was such a treat for them.
Meanwhile all of us would only have a couple because we were normal and not raised by puritans

>>73784434
can't think of anything more pathetic than being on jobseekers

>>73784413
>Plant the seed in the brain
yeah i can see you planting your seed in some kids brain

i remember anyone genuinely interested at that age was pretty emotionally stunted Tbh. couldn't interact well with others, had no friends, always some sort of physical disfigurement.

>>73784434
nice chicken scratch writing

>>73784477
>checks the flag
>southern Ulster

ah yes

>>73784434
i've hated every human who has this type of handwriting

>>73784470
The mother is the softness in a childs life
The father is where adversity and subsequent discipline emanate from

>>73784480
being a wageslave is easily more pathetic

>>73784477
>Irish
>very religious
>probably catholic

Love the Irish (I'm part Irish "meeself" as you leprechauns say), but for some reason the Protestant in my is highly annoyed with this conundrum

>>73784444
Taking the piss you mentalist. Jesusfucklad.
Blue Heelers are based. God bless NZ for inventing them.

>>73784514
Ah I see
Now Master Jedi, if you would kindly explain what you meant by this.

>>73784517
you still work for your bennies mate

I just have the benefit of having mates, going out for beautiful lunches in London on the company card, respect and a fat pay packet :^)

>>73784465

Yes

>>73784546
im not on the dole
and your fantasy life is pathetic btw

>monty python

1970's equivalent of rick and morty lets be honest

My grandmother used to make my mum eat fish when she was younger and to this day my mum has never voluntarily eaten a fish dish

>>73784540
Mum cuddles you and tells you everything is going to be ok
Dad forces you to do maths and pressups

Had a weird dream where I had sex with a hot girl, she took photos then sent them to all my friends and family and then it got into the press

Felt real and everything haha

>>73784573
rick and morty is more clever than biggus dickus

>>73784573
both are fucking brilliant desu

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>>73784480

>>73784574
My grandfather was in the Pacific War, and he never would touch a can of tunafish. He ate normal fish, but a can of tunafish reminded him of those rotten rations

>>73784564
>filling out centrelink job searches

sounds like you're on the dole

>>73784584
very amusing post thanks

>>73784574
must be a bummer in a supposedly seafaring nation

>>73784582
Yes I gathered that, but why did I get a (You) for it?

Also my mum was too busy beating me with extensions cords for hugs and kisses.

>>73784608
wasn't me

>>73784632
Replied to the wrong post it seems

non-christians refusing to eat anything but fish on good friday is the weirdest tradition

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>>73784555
what a qt! i want you to wear a cute maid costume for me

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ah yes, microwaveable chicken vindaloo for din-dins

once more into the breach my friends

>>73784283

no but I still remember seeing a few kids get a hiding

>>73784523
they only had 4 kids if its any consolation
theres another family near me that are quite religious and have 11 kids but they let the kids run wild. Its like the extent of their belief is no contraception, after that they dont give a shit haha

>>73784684
Had too much shit for lunch to justify dinner tonight
Quite sad too

why do americans append the word fish to the word tuna?

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http://tagthesponsor.com/

>ywn be a saudi trillionaire

>>73784710
americans purposely make their words more obtuse to agitate foreigners

>>73784684
You're gonna get vindaloo juice all over the mouse mat

>>73784607

thug

>>73784729
they actually made tuna less obtuse though

>>73784710
same reason they call koalas koala bears

>>73784723
wonder what sarah snyder's done

>>73784750
what did you call me?

vinay

hnah Theresa April get it

>>73784710
word on the street is that americans call goldfish goldfishfish or golddoublefish (saw an amusing map which had regional variations, much like the eternal debate between pop and soda)

>>73784684
Had something similar last night. Got that lower gut tickle.

>>73784776
HAAHAHAHAH

>>73784723

don't see any issue with what these gyals do

disappointing that some gimp is shaming em for trying to make some fuckin money

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FFS

>>73784776
Make a new Brit Poland.
We are multicultural.

>>73784812
just banter mate, don't cry

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>>73784784
>much like the eternal debate between pop and soda
you forgot "coke"

>>73784838
You're gay

>>73784812
This
Getting fucked for cash is less cucked melting your mind in an office

>>73784866
>>73784866

>>73784858
>calling soft drinks that aren't coke cokes

one day I'm going to america just to experience this magical land of mystery for myself

>>73784862
I want someone other than a yank making a new /brit/ you fucking mong.
Kraut or Pole would be based for once.