/brit/

1st for anime

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>Literal Commies and Antifa vastly outnumber good lads in London demos
Sad.
https://youtu.be/rLffywnIQeM

me and thailad hanging out
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492565362734.webm
thailad in yellow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07MvTM4KPgs

quite enjoy /tv/

the belfast terrorist is the best personality

seen thailads place of work once
on 4chan that is

making a post on /brit/

>>73780508
original Thailad had unsurpassed shooping skills. He loved the nige.

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>cooked chicken lasts for 7 days past printed date in the refrigerator
Those chicken and mushroom slices are getting eaten. If I die, it's not my fault. The website said to eat them.

>>73780533
its the same lad lad
didnt he do a livestream recently

safe laddies haha near sharted meself trying to crack the riddle

In a few hours i`m going to travel 1200km ahead to Salvador, you lads want something?

>>73780580
I want you to use an apostrophe instead of a grave mark

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>>73780561
but I cant into photoshoop , explain that atheister

heheh doing a wank hehe doing a business idea hehehehehe bit gay innit 'sheed? ah yes

BANANAS HAHAHAHAH

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>>73780613

>>73780613
LOL

business idea: adorn my bedroom ceiling with st alban's crosses so when i wake up from a nightmare i am immediately comforted by the symbol of mercia

Might be gay but I'm not attracted to your shroomlet sweetheart

>>73780613
Eric, simply eric

Getting into all kinds of new genres today, such as:
Yé-yé
Shibuya-kei
Synthwave
Psybient

>>73780597
Ok...

>>73780613
Only if you bring me your cousin that was hijacked by los zetas

>>73780609
not fun having people deny your legitimacy is it

>>73780482
Did /pol/ find the cunt with the bike lock?

>>73780642
>just now visiting /mu/

>>73780646
I'm fine with it t?bh

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>>73780473
Why is the British government going the same way as the government of South Korea did?

Just had a dream my car had everything stripped out, and the front 2 wheels stolen by gippo's
That is all

>>73780658
What do you mean

>>73780649
idk, doubt it.. probably would have seen something about it by now. This was almost a month ago.

haitiANO

>>73780666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xS5R0VD8rg

>>73780673
they have a shitty north too

>>73780658
elaborate

>>73780658
what did he mean by this?

>>73780675
Berkley antifa btfo was a month ago? I don't believe so.

>>73780682
Holly fuck mijn sides are gone

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELG5XPraHp8

>>73780666
>666

This man speaks the truth no matter how perverted his utterings may seem.

>>73780673
>>73780688
>>73780696
Theresa May seems to controlled by an Icelandic Völuspá according the Swedish media.

it's crazy to think that so many people in the past would now be fascist in the presence

>>73780651
Haven't been to /mu/ in ages. Never heard of any of those genres while I was on there.

Got into Yé-yé by chasing and tracing an April March track that was on the Death Proof soundtrack.

Got into Shibuya-kei because Plus-Tech Squeeze Box were on Adam and Joe Go Tokyo, and then, as with psybient, popped up on YouTube when I was looking through synthwave compilations. I was led to Synthwave by someone in a Chicago Police Scanner thread on /pol/.

>>73780743
I understood some of these words!

>>73780743
>redditspacing
fuck off reddit

got some bad news lads
tests have just come in and it looks like im definitely gay
dont know where to go from here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlFeqZfAVA

giggled HARD at this

haitiANO is angry!

>>73780714
>europeon politics

YAAWWWN boring. Honestly who cares? Not me and not you

>>73780774
super autist

>>73780701
>Berkley
What are you talking about? It's London

>>73780727
Even John Lennon would be a Nazi. He did a song called Woman is the Nigger of the World. Since context has disappeared from all political debate now, he'd be considered just another privileged white male spouting hate speech at people of colour while culturally appropriating black culture with his blues style music.

>>73780714
please m8, we haven't a clue what you're saying
>voluspa
>the first and best known poem of the Poetic Edda

@795
Not sure if this ''''person'''' was talking about me or the guy in the video.

73780797
The National Organization for Women awarded Lennon and Ono a "Positive Image of Women" citation for the song's "strong pro-feminist statement" in August 1972

>>73780797
The song is a child of it's time and must be understood as such. The same as with any other media.

>>73780796
Lad, the episode where that hairy porn grill got punched.
What are you talking about?

>>73780770
Suck a guy's cock until friday and see if you liked

>>73780832
where in dominica are you from

>>73780799
Volsupa saga. The Nordic equivalent of the Canterbury tales or something. A recent SK president was getting political advice from a native shaman, a la the Romunuvs and Rasputin in the 1900s.

He's saying Theresa May is searching for political advice in old folk tales or something

haitiANO and thai chicANO love each other

>>73780845
Nah m8, I'm from Switzerland

>>73780843
So you're not talking about the video I posted then.

people give hitler a hard time but we all know everyone would have done the same thing in his position, sometimes things start as a joke but escalate out of control i think we've all been there.

black man is the nigger of the world
prove me wrong

just got up, "oh heavens", you might say, "quite early isnt it?"

Quite so! Quite so.

however, little did you know, i went to bed at 8pm last night

so for me, why, it isnt early at all! too much sleep if anything!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH ""switzerland""

niggers are the black man of the world

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1492564230737.gif
yeah fuck drumpf
who /r&m/ here???

>>73780845
he is haitian and he illegally crossed to the dominican republic where he met a somali girl online living in sweden then moved there and married her but he spends his time fucking white women instead

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>>73780877
me. tatted too

Only NI will understand. XMG bandit country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcS2LBx3nZ4

>>73780827
That was in 1972. Feminism, and progressiveness in general, was pretty sensible and liberal until the 90s, when PC started going overboard.

If that song were released by a white man today, it would be considered hate speech against black people.

>didn't die in my sleep
damn haha

Fuck nigel farage and fuck white people

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>>73780877
>>73780899
DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THIS

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what is your opinion on self harm

>>73780915
progressives were always mental
people will look fondly on today's progressives in 20 years

>>73780938
I like it
Good for getting attention

just found out Angelena Anaconda is a leaf cartoon
explains a lot

my cock is 4 inches hard. need to move to asia

>>73780938
I read that as

"what is your option on self har-a-m?" I was like "masturbation? blue board m8".

hey haitiANO why do you live in sweden?

>>73780872
what happened to st anne
go back to bed yuer babbling

Cock is 6.5 inches long and 5.5 inches thick

Couldnt fit my dick in the last girl i fucked so she had to get on top

>>73780992
Plz says how big this is in cm

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UHHHH AHHH UHHH UHH AHHH

Hit me come get me I bite but she bit me

Go-rilla cunt-illa
Sammy D and Salmonella
Come with me 'cause I'm an ass killer
You're ill but I'm iller

I'll malinger on your block and
Give the finger to a cop and
Pick a lock before I knock and
Set you up to get on top

Complications of a mastermind
Last temptation of my kind
Extra planetary sign
When do we align
All in time
Right on

Get up come sit up I light but she lit up

Grass Hopper Show Stopper
The life of a Wife Swapper
Come with me 'cause I'm a big bopper
You do but I wopper

Exterminate my cause
You want to draw some straws
Be the one to see my flaws
Make me bleed with painted claws

Cock is 6.5 inches long and 5.5 inches thick

Couldnt fit my dick in the last girl i fucked so she had to get on top
Get on Top

Hit me come get me I bite but she bit me

Speed Baller Rhodes Scholar
Bottom Bitch And a Bottom Dollar
Come with me 'cause I'm a Free Faller
You hoot but I holler

I'll malinger on your block
Give the finger to a cop and
Pick a lock before I knock on
Set you up to get on top

Get on Top

>>73780955
My laptop fan is now so hot it has changed the finish on the table the laptop is placed on. First it was disc errors so it this be the final straw. The device is 9 years old, really.


>>73780971
Born and raised. I'm a mutt however but no nigger genes if you don't count my hominid ancestry. I have more Baltic and strangely enough, British genes, than anything else. Why do you wonder?.

>>73781033
isnt haitiano the scat porn/cp guy
you dont sound that mental

>>73780854
Wjy did this fizzle out when I wanted an answer?

Hi mexican shitskin, que quieres hijo de puta?

Goodnight lads

>>73780914
What were we thinking?

:(

>>73781052
Night lad

6x5.3 and built like a mediocre australian male

>>73780991
might be moving from there soon innit but still staying in lancashire innit so just using that flag for now innit

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>>73781069
delet this

>>73781052
Goodnight champ

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Dwight David Eisenhower was born on October 14, 1890, in Denison, Texas.

The Eisenhowers later moved to Kansas, with only $24 to their name at the time.

When the U.S. entered World War I, he immediately requested an overseas assignment. His wishes were thwarted when the armistice was signed a week before his departure date. Completely missing out on the warfront left him depressed and bitter.

He was a five-star general in the United States Army during World War II and was the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces in Europe.

He was responsible for planning and supervising the invasions of North Africa, France and Germany.

After World War II, Eisenhower entered the 1952 presidential race as a Republican. He won in a landslide

made cup of te

>>73781085
fucking retard

made cup of t

now is not le time for breakfast that comes later

made a cup of 3

>>73781095
would have had more punch without the le, thats too much of a "if you havent guessed im quoting this ironically" slap in the face
youve just slapped me in the face

>>73781037
Might was well do this then. I'm better than him because I watch medical gore. You wouldn't want to be associated with such disgusting trash that watches shit porn.

>>73781047
Mi estudiar español tres años en escola pero mi habla muy poco. Escuse!

lol at captcha
first I got court britannia

now I got 'third smart'

Woke up hungover at 4am I really don't think I will be able to sleep again and that is a real shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnqIcF61GQ

>>73781107
or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

the tripfag ahahahhahahaha

>you're a big guy
>for you
haha

>>73781116
don't care

>>73781107
uve bin slapd in the fase LOL

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mada cupa

never liked frogs

putting some water in the microwave, anyone want a cuppa

snek h8 motorbike
https://youtu.be/kE34ZB8u-04

*revs microwave*

who wants a cuppa

>>73781128
what's your problem m8? people where confusing me with a Swedish immigrant, not to say that I ain't -- most people are in some minute way.

hope you have a lovely evening.

*revs motorbike*

who wants a snek?

>>73781112
Yo estudio español tambien en mi escuela, pero yo hablo portugues, no español.

My spanish is just garbage mate, but i could understand what you mean, i`ve studied during 3 years too, but is garbage since i hate the language

A fun fact, the word "hora" mean hour here, and it`s common the sign "24 horas" what mean in swedish 24 whores, right?

Europeans are fucking gay

mug holds 500ml of te

>>73781168
filtered.

I've put the water in the saucepan, how many teabags shold I put in?

>>73781173
A FUCKING LEAF

>>73781184
its just le one teabag actually

Drinking some t'

putting a can of water on the fire, how many cedar branches should I put in?

>>73781184
4 at least...

pot is filled with water and in the oven

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>>73781173
*calls the Canadian LGBT police*

>seeing all these attractive normies having fun on social media

makes me feel like shit 2bh

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would be VERY UPSET if i were ugly

i am a bit ugly

>>73781213
You'll never be a normie because you're ugly

There's tons of failed normies, who have decent personalities but are short and ugly

thinking of learning an instrument
which should it be
nothing mainstream

putting a beaker of water on the hot plate, anyone want a cuppa

>>73781213
Withdraw from society
Delete all social media
Block anyone's number who may try to call you
Have a nice glass of tea

>>73781244
theremin

>>73781244
always wanted to do violin

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UPDATE: would be VERY UPSET if i were ugly and/or short

>>73781244
the vagina flute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0dURW6ZnP8

>>73781261
*hands you a mirror*
*watches you fume*

KOT

>short
>ugly
>no social skills
>would likely be diagnosed with autism if i bothered going to the doctor

ah yes

>>73781181
Put it on a stove instead. 500ml is like half a pot of water m8 isn't it?

>>73781172
I just received a passive understanding of Latin languages. The equivalent for you would have been to study German or Dutch.

>24 horas
almost - 24 horor.

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>>73781284

Should I get a cute puppy so sexy women will approach me on the street?

>>73781297
love wikihow pictures

96
do not reply again

Who here has taken the eating-teabags-pill? Frankly I have no time for the rest of you sheeple with your hairdryer heated water and semi skimmed milk

>>73781244
recorder

>>73781321
smoked a teabag ones when I had no weed

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In 6 AD, nearly half of all Roman legions in existence were sent to the Balkans to end a revolt.

In Germania, the Varian Disaster took place in the Teutoburg Forest in 9 AD, when an alliance of Germanic tribes ambushed and destroyed the remaining Roman legions and their auxiliaries, led by Publius Quinctilius Varus.

Upon hearing of the defeat, the Emperor Augustus, according to the Roman historian Suetonius in De vita, was so shaken that he stood butting his head against the walls of his palace, repeatedly shouting:

> "Quintili Vare, legiones redde!“ ('Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!')

Though the shock at the slaughter was enormous, the Romans immediately began a slow, systematic process of preparing for the reconquest of the country.

The huge cost and risk of keeping the Roman army operating beyond the Rhine was not worth any likely benefit to be gained.

Rome never again attempted to conquer the Germanic territories east of the Rhine river.

The battle had a profound effect on 19th century German nationalism. In Germany, where since the end of World War II there has been a strong aversion to nationalistic celebration of the past.

Commemoration of the battle's 2,000th anniversary in 2009 was muted. The battle has disappeared from German textbooks

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me doing a think

>>73781257
theres a lass in sailor moon whos big on the violin

>>73781255
thats the EEEEYOOOWWEEEEYOOOOWEEEEEEYOOOEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOYYEEEEEEYWWEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEYYOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAYYAAAAAAYAAAWWWWWAAAOOOUUUUUYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAYEAYEAYEAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAWAWAWAWA FING INIT
VERY tempting if its half as fun to play as it is to imitate

>>73781267
bit gross mate, you know what they put up them things?

>>73781322
now heres something i can get behind

>>73781331
Not a solitary syllable

>>73781328
used to do that haha
out of a wooden pipe haha
lets pretend i was 13-14 at the time and not infact 20-21 haha

The only instrument that sounds worse than the recorder is the bagpipes

>>73780941
In the 60s and 70s there was legit racism and sexism pervading society. Society went about tackling it the wrong way though, using coercion and blatant propaganda instead of real liberal education, and open, tolerant dialogue.

In the 80s and 90s, the now embittered racists had been forced underground instead of being allowed to expose themselves, and have their concerns addressed and be challenged on them. So everything seemed fine on the surface, and most people were, finally, pretty much equal in the eyes of society. This was probably the high point of race relations.

From the 00s to the present day, the PC brigade have consolidated their power as society's self-appointed moral authority, and begun to abuse that power. At the same time, the anonymity of the internet allowed all those previously gagged racists to speak out in public, giving the PC brigade ostensible justification for their ever-growing demands for censorship and punitive action in the name of "Social Justice." And because the methods haven't changed, because political correctness hasn't become any more tolerant than the people it was intended to challenge, we're now seeing a backlash. And because SJWs have drawn such a polarised worldview and imposed it on every conversation, because people are now being made to choose between flat out "racism" and obsequiousness, they're choosing "racism." Some are even becoming unironically racist out of spite.

We're stuck in an ugly mess, and it's all because people demanded fairness and got it, thereby discovering an unexpected power which corrupts all it touches.

>>73781334
>thats the EEEEYOOOWWEEEEYOOOOWEEEEEEYOOOEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOYYEEEEEEYWWEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEYYOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAYYAAAAAAYAAAWWWWWAAAOOOUUUUUYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAYEAYEAYEAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAWAWAWAWA FING INIT
yeh
https://youtu.be/Z-9GGx9p2yo

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>>73781334

>>73781368
what a dork haha

>>73781340
In Sweden before the onico nicotine free snus where invented and marketed, people used to put tea-bags under their lip when trying to quit snusing.

Screen just went orange

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Imagine how great the world would be if the Germans just kept to engineering and baroque music instead of trying to gain political control over other nations.

>>73781367
pipe down nigger lol

>>73781244
Harmonica. Easy to learn, very portable, cheap, can sound pretty cool with a bit of practice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPjzoEUCxOI

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smile!

haitiANO

>>73781368
Theremin is just magical...

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>>73781395
OI!!! JANNY!!!

>>73781356
pleb

>>73781394
You have been visited by Trump and and his goons!
portugese anon don't miss my post because of trips

>>73781172
>>73781296

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@73781395

>>73781412
I'll quite happily be a pleb if I don't have to listen to recorder or the bagpipes

>>73781417
HaitiANO

plans for tomorrow morning:
>up at 7
>nature walk
>3-5 fags
>purchase a flake and a box of wine
>housekeeping
>text gf with a joke i stole from /brit/
>carry out an investigation
>1-2 fags
>cup of wine and some bread to make up for missing church on easter
>apply for jobs
>pretend to play the theremin
>tea (food)
shall most likely brush my teeth somewhere near the beginning and towards the end

>>73781368
ruddy ell thats it settled then
whatll this put me back i wonder

>>73781403
i can play this and the theremin at the same time
look out for me on kerrangs front cover this time next year ldas

>>73781417
What pal, here i am, what do you want?

Beto made a cara/cum/ thread lads

>>73781428
*plays recorder for u*

*plays wonderwall on the theremin*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ti59NdbG1c

So WTF was the point of the Fixed Term Parliaments Act if it is literally impossible for the opposition to vote against a general election without appearing weak?

Caught feelings for the fwb fs lads

>>73781435
going to look like a proper nerd HA

*wonderwall is the only not garbage song from Oasis*

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*passes you the joint*

*everyone is staring at you, waiting for you to take it from my hand*

>>73781466
why

>>73781466
Furry wearing boy?

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>>73781478
*unsheathes my list*

>>73781489
She's nice and we have stuff in common

>>73781508
why not go for more then

>>73781478
*takes the joint*
*passes it along to >>73781530*

dog keeps sniffing me willy lads

reckon he's well keen

>>73781497
Quite a few gems on there

>>73781478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omtjhWekniQ
Show then this song.

>>73781437
People where confusing me for HaitiANO and hiding my posts. Kind of worthless having a serious discussion if people assume you're a retarded scatfaggot or whatever he is. I can't be bothered with proxies right now.

hasta la vista!

I-I used to think that I was 6'2, but it turns out I'm only 6'0.5

My whole life has been a lie

>>73781537
No pal, i going to sleep soon, traveling to a place far as fuck in a few ours, what do you want Larsson?

Sometimes like to poo in the shower and mash it down the drain with my heel ngl

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>omg anon, i can't believe you're proposing to me. don't you care that i only have 1 leg?

How do you respond

poor haitiANO he wants to clean his reputation

>>73781561
i like taking poopoos in the toilet and flushing them down
ah yes of course
florence addend tomorrows plans please, need to do a poo at 7:30 sharp
am AND pm you silly girl

>>73781568
She only having 1 leg is less to wrestle with when she says no!

184cm and 72kg

And yourself?

>>73781568
If you know how to suck and fuck it's perfect my dear

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The Germans, went forth from their marshy forests to conquer.

Rome, the imperial city of Italy, as well as Novgorod. the squalid capital of Muscovy, acknowledged the sway of kings of Teutonic or Scandinavian blood.

The Dane in Ireland became a Celt; the Goth of the Iberian peninsula became a Spaniard; Franks became French Gauls.

There was another land where the winning made a lasting addition to Germanic soil; this land was destined to be of more importance in the future of the Germanic peoples than all their continental possessions.

There sprang up in conquered southern Britain, when its name had been significantly changed to England, that branch of the Germanic stock which was in the end to grasp almost literally world-wide power, and by its overshadowing growth to dwarf into comparative insignificance all its kindred folk.

The sons of the unknown Saxon, Anglian, and Germanic wanderes now hold in their hands the fate of the coming years.

>>73781555
I used to think I was 5'9 but I am actually 5'7 hahahhahahaha
>tfw not even being ironic

>>73781586
193cm and 85kg

Ate the chicken and muchroom slices. If they were bad I didn't smell it, and wouldn't have tasted it due to all the malt vinegar, Sriracha and Frank's Xtra Hot I drowned them in.

Feeling slightly rough, but I think I'm gonna be okay.

I always thought I was 6'0 because I measured my height and it was 6'0

I would be willing to fully equip myself in snorkel gear, dive a few feet underwater, and suffocate from want of oxygen by sticking the end of my snorkel up amy schumer's wet, gaping, sassy, and vitriolic sphincter, inhaling whatever putrid fumes followed, in exchange for being entered in a one-in-a-million lottery for this mechanical monstrosity to excavate my barren grapes from my pathetic little runtsack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cocg1u0nwbI

>>73781568
it doesnt matter my dear darling lovely img_0001, your other halfs leg is as perfect a compliment to yours as my firm hand to your soft and perfect cheek
img_0001: what on earth are you talking about? you are my other half!
me: oh i wish that it were so! i wish i could have an iota of you and your doppel-BANGER's feisty, scrumptious lookability...
(sketch about me having terrible eyesight and thinking my fiancee is a pair of one-legged siamese twins ensues)

>>73781586
5'10", 162lbs

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>5'10"

>>73781637
More like 5'7

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>>73781645
>>73781648
I'm perfectly average

>>73781586
175cm 80kg

fucking a nigger ass

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>thanks for taking me to prom anon, i cant believe you wanted to be ny date...so w-what should we do now...?

>>73781658
Yeah, average woman

>>73781568
Hey, Paul McCartney married a one-legged lass. Am I better than Macca? No I am not. He was the best Beatle, both technically and creatively, and his solo work is vastly underrated (at least relative to the acclaim that Lennon got). What's more, his interview on The Nerdist podcast revealed him to be a very down to earth bloke, considering his incredible fame and success.

What were we talking about?

5'8
124 lbs
visibly fat stomach and thighs

>>73781670
Dance like happy soldiers after the end of the battle

not to be rude, but I don't actually care how tall and heavy you all are

>>73781679
his dirty filthy thieving horrible slimy legless heartless cunt of an exwife

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>>73781697

>>73781698
alright paul

>>73781697
What about willy size?

time for breakfast (microwave chicken tikka masala)

5'7
195lbs

>>73781714
Good one, but it`s better to have it as a lunch

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>>73781698
Not sure what I was expecting.

we have an intruder
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0we3yVsLXN5

Hello there mates, dudes! Let's go grab some sick ass buffalo wings from the local bar, I hear they go for a cheap price per pound sterling. Shall we take an Uber to Denny's so that we might grab some eucalyptus-flavoured mega gulps first?

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5'8.5
170lbs
8x7 inch cock
Can run a mile in 5 minutes
Blistering 100m time of 11.5 seconds
Swam across Lake Ontario
Invented software that calculates stock algorithms
Millionaire before 25

haha ur all small lol x

When the Romans conquered Gaul and Iberia they did not in any place drive out the ancient owners of the soil; they simply Romanized them, and left them as the base of the population.

The English race, on the contrary, has a perfectly continuous history. The Germanic sea-rovers who won England to a great extent actually displaced the native Britons.

A very large Celtic element had been introduced into the English blood, and, in addition, there had been a considerable Scandinavian admixture.

More important still were the radical changes brought by the Northemen conquest; chief among them the transformation of the old English tongue into the language which is now the common inheritance of so many widespread people.

To-day, the English speakers hold sway over worlds, whose endless coasts are washed by the waves of the all the world's great oceans.

>>73781736
What's your shitty little soundcloud meant to be?

business idea:
become a celebrity, have a scandal, then post on /brit/ in a farcically defensive manner discussing the scandal so people jokingly accuse me of being the celebrity, take the conspiracy further by pretending to be others noticing red herrings i plant in my posts that indicate it actually is me, then use mark davis' picture to pretend im a simple tubist banker and destroy the conspiracy

>>73781753
Cool

>>73781758
he's in the house and I can't find him

Hello /brit/, I am a 23 year old yank and I have been lurking since October of 2011. The following post is not copypasta, but rather, my entirely true story.

I am a weeaboo, and about six months ago, I started watching Yugioh, not expecting myself to get into it at all. However, as the series progressed, I found myself feeling further and further infatuated with Seto Kaiba. Before long, I was thinking about him nonstop. After several weeks of trouble in school and the like since I could only focus on him, I came to the conclusion that I was in love with him.

So there you have it: I'm in love with Seto Kaiba. All of my fantasies center around him, and I cannot stand the idea of being with anyone else. I know he is not real, however, and this very fact troubles me more each day. Certainly you must know of a way for me to not only make him real, but for him to fall as deeply in love with me as I have with him. I know that, this being /brit/, you'll probably only respond to this with "FOY", "rorke" and the like, but if anyone here still does have a shred of humanity within them, please help me. There is nothing I want more than to be with him.

>>73781742
You're literally the shortest country in Europe, you're so short that sea level is the second floor

>>73781779
L
M
A
O

No hard feelings towards /brit/. Love you guys.

Stay safe.

>>73781770
>I am a 23 year old yank
>about six months ago, I started watching Yugioh
>several weeks of trouble in school and the like since I could only focus on him

learningdifficultiesLAD

Going to sleep or i`ll lost my flight to Bahia, have a good week lads, God may bless us all, or in Portuguese, que deus nos abençoe

>>73781753
literally wrong and outdated theory thats been scientifically disproved

fuck off monkey

>>73781800
kek

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>>73781789
they make me wear a helmet

Blow me dirty shitskink, go back to your slum and start worship that fucking pagan shit called santa muerte, your abomination of human

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>there are fuckniggas in THIS very thread

>>73781816
oi
not nice
say sorry and have god bless him

>>73781793

It's not a theory.
Besides, which part is he wrong about?

>>73781823
oi amigo
perdão, que deus lhe abençoe seu mexicano escroto

>>73781816
Woah, rude. Apologize to him

>>73781821
want to cum on her bum

Right, that's me done. Night lads.

the stupid monkey said he would go to bed, and he is still here

poo is literally coming out of my bum as i post this

It is of vital importance to remember that the English and Spanish conquests in America differed from each other very much.

The Anglo-Saxons had exterminated or assimilated the Celts of Britain, and they substantially repeated the process with the Indians of America. Twice the race has shifted its home in conquest.

It was quite otherwise in the countries conquered by Cortes, Pizarro, and their successors. Instead of killing or driving off the natives as the English did, the Spaniards simply sat down in the midst of a much more numerous aboriginal population.

The English colonist have in their veins less aboriginal American blood than any of their Spanish neighbors. Yet it is noteworthy that the English have tacitly allowed the aboriginals to arrogate to themselves the title of "Americans," whereby to designate their distinctive and individual nationality.

>>73781873
good post
>>73781876
bad post

>>73781876
Shut the fuck up please

>>73781887
It's written by our 26th president, sweetie

curry's done

why do Tom Clancy and Sid Meier get their names plastered on games and others don't

>>73781940
Don't fucking care

>>73781940
giss a spoonful mate? x

>>73781876
>The Anglo-Saxons had exterminated or assimilated the Celts of Britain
Not really, the Celts simply adopted their culture because it was better in some ways, while still retaining aspect of Celtic culture that were also better, which is why the British nation aren't just Germany clones
>and they substantially repeated the process with the Indians of America
Actually there's substantial evidence that a plague killed most of the natives before the European nations even established a foothold in North America. Success in America has much more to do with a very small native population to begin with.

always funny to be reminded of how much better than abos native americans were
what a failure of a race

>>73781945
Jokes on them because no-one actually says their names when referring to the games
>wanna play some sid meier's civ?

BLAH BLAH

>>73782024
They're called Native Australians

Don't be rude

>>73782024
Gross and racist.

>>73782041
no its indigenous

>>73782041
Uhm actually anon Australia is an English word and by referring to them in your foreign tongue you are like uhh totally oppressing them, you white scum

>>73782082
yeah its new holland

>>73782041
the preferred term is indigenous australians

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doing a high quality post

>>73782038
Can you make the next thread?

>>73782107

lmao'ing

>>73782043
Hate how Brits are using gross now like yanks do.
Sounds so wrong.

>>73782131
What do you say in Britland?

beto wants to talk about trump and being a virgin

>>73782144
groß - big

>>73782024
i feel bad for them desu

grow up in environment of complete misery then get bashed because they turn to drugs like every one of their family and friends. all the while, vain 1/16th aboriginals talk about tertiary issues that offend them.

>>73782144
disgusting, vile, Jesus, what is that thing?
I mean, it's French and means large so you've corrupted the definition. Now you're infecting us.

its germanic

It's just a word stop being a bitchnigga

time to wash up and make te

>bleacher report posting video of a shoey done at the basketball and not knowing what it is

what the fuck even goes on in yankland

>>73782184
fair enough, but still.

>>73780477
>>73780477
>>73780477
for his grace in defeat, i have decided to recycle my successor's thread for him

>>73780473
fag