/brit/

anime

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As much as I definitely enjoy solitude
I wouldn't mind perhaps
Spending little time with you
Sometimes
Sometimes

shit lads just discovered a new colour

Wish I had a gf to do fun stuff with :-(

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>>73778874
UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJ

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>>73778881
ik
tf

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HAHAHAHA

No Hot water and dangerous electical situation ... 17 April 2017

need the consevatives out of business

Gonna watch THX after Mirror.

The Tory Tits are in a complete and utter panic. Rather than wait until the Boundary Commission "gifting" them another 20+ WM seats for 2020 GE, May has been forced to call an early election now and the reason is absolutely clear-she has been told that the Brexit Negotiations will be horrendous for her in next 18 months and is chancing her arm now with voters.
Bonus will be NO Tory MP in Scotland

i will vote for whoever proposes a comprehensive plan to deal with the mole problem in my garden

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anyone up for chilling listening to some tunes on plug.dj

i'll set up a room

for people who don't know, you basically take it in turns playing Youtube videos and chilling

dumb pirate frogposter

>>75341625

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I guess that cunt gettin' eaten
I guess that cunt gettin' eaten
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I guess that cunt gettin' eaten
I guess that cunt gettin' eaten
I guess that cunt gettin' eaten
I guess that cunt gettin' eaten
I guess that cunt gettin'...

>>73778989
gonna do an azaelia over this pic

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I think I'm one of the suicidal people who would actually be better off going through with it

I'm an alcoholic, heroin addict and the only qualifications I have are gcse's

>>73778887
The human eye can see more shades of green than any other colour

>>73778997
arrrrr me heartys

>>73779009
i've got human eyes and i can't see any green at the moment
checkmate

Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with /brit/

>>73779008
i don't want to die but i feel like it would've been best to have never been born

I despise frogs

>>73779008
iktf m8

Fuck the cunts who act like they're depressed when they're in Uni and have a future

I can't even get into Uni

denim chicken?

My weekly schedule all week every week.
Day 1; 450mg Lyrica
Day 2; 500mg codeine
Day 3; 450mg lyrica
Day 4; 500mg codeine
Day 5; 450mg lyrica
Day 6; 1 gram speed
Day 7; 1 litre of whisky
>>73779008
w2c heroin?

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mix of bottom left and top right here

>>73779080
silk road

wtf i love northern ireland now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM1U07cqF3c

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELG5XPraHp8

>>73779080
currently on speed and valium myself

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Today is my birthday. I stayed home all day. I am sad that no one has sang happy birthday to me. Will you sing happy birthday to me?

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>>73778989
eyo

73779108
Yanki de mierda

>>73779108
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to liam
happy birthday to you

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CURRENTLY in Ottawa lads
Heart of the empire and seat of the dark lord himself

Fucking drove for 5 hours today just so I can get some papers signed tomorrow morning then drive home again
HATE bureaucrats, HATE the government, HATE politicians, HATE the motorway.
Love pints

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>>73779110
YOUVE BEEN ACTING AWFUL TOUGH LATELY
SMOKING A LOT OF CIGERATTES LATELY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_oMD6-6q5Y

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>>73779108
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear anon
happy birthday to you

now blow out your candles

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>>73779008
>addictions are impossible to quit
>qualifications are impossible to gain
don't be so fucking defeatist

>>73779148
fork andles?

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despise (c)rap music

and po(o)p music too

business idea: buy a load of wallets and become a reverse pickpocket

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>>73779154
If I want to sit A levels at my age (22) I would have to pay about 3 grand per A level

>>73779178
Join the forces

>>73779108
Feliz aniversário amigo, que deus lhe abençoe, que você ganhe muitos presentes de sua senpaiília e se divirta com seus colegas e amigos

Dumb pirate frogposter hahaha

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>>73779192
I did.....I broke my leg in training

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>>73779178
https://www.icslearn.co.uk/courses/a-levels/a-level-mathematics/
here's a tab i've had open for a few months, i hope you find some use of it

Addicted to codeine, schizophrenic, still in love with my ex, so poor, dad is dead, brother is dead, mum has bipolar, only family that speaks to me is my mum, live in a shithole, can't afford education

love pints

>>73779213
Yeah m8, that's for tuition, not exam entry or sitting

>>73779213
She is so cute...

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>>73779220
how many can you put away in a day?
>>73779225
oh right

looks like i may need to reconsider my life choices now too hehe
>>73779242
indeed

listening to city pop (シティーポップ (pronounced "shitty poppu"))

Dumb monkey

>>73779242
Celtic genes.
Guaranteed replies.

>pay for takeout in advance
>driver gets to my place, doesnt ring my door just rings my mobile
>mobile is on silent
>check voicemail
>paki guy saying in broken english "uh delivery we take your chicken restaurant come pick up"
>ring him up
>yell at him for taking my bloody food back that i payed for
>he tells me to come pick it up
>tell him ill give him 2 dollars to deliver it again
>says ok
>seal on my 2L pepsi is cracked

im 99% sure they spat in my soda paki fuckers

>>73779258
Pints? Most was 26 and I nearly died because I decided to make some lean with xanax in it

>>73779274
oh shut the fuck up already you dumb mexicunt

business idea: throw empty wallets at people

reminder that turtle face aus cunt is one of those annoying aussies who doesnt like cricket and everyone at /cric/ hates his guts

>>73779279
That's what you get for eating curry

>>73779294
Mate ease off the druggos

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Will certainly be paying for this

>>73779314
cricket is for pajeets and the nobility desu

>>73778856
that's a girl(boy), rite?

>>73779205
You get kicked out for that???

LOL he defends the monkey

>>73779328
will certainly be reading that (i won't)

>>73779336
Well yeah of course

A guy got kicked out for hemorrhoids too

Had my first Maccy D in like 4 years 3 hours ago, and already I'm having a pretty funky shit. Damn Yank food.

>>73779318
Nah it's that or kill myself I've made the decision to slowly poison myself. Already had a few liver tests and my liver is quite damaged. I've had a seizure this year too and 3 OD's already lmao

>>73779314
cancer la, is that you?

>>73779315
it was a bbq chicken place

>>73779328
doxed

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>>73779294
pretty good
if you weren't mixing you might be able to rival some of ireland's top pintment
>>73779328
alri lord sheed

>>73779361
Dr. Naif Shahir Moghadam, please don't do this.

Thai chicANO

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post dank memes

>tfw my local pub is filled with UDA gunmen
Legit scared one day I'll get really drunk, start a fight on one of them and be trailed into a boot and tossed in the ocean.

>>73779362
Ari Borkla?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNoo_rNZQ84

need to get on all fours, sporting an erection, and have a slag milk my cock like she would a cow

>>73779394
didnt think we had guns in the UK?

>>73779353
Bad attitude. Try traveling.

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>didnt think we had guns in the UK?

need to cure my erectile dysfunction so i can have sex

want to play skyrim
my bodys telling me no
but my mind
my mind says yes

>>73779406
Northern Ireland

>>73779353
How do you get your drugs? I'm gonna kill myself but I want to do every drug there is first

>>73779406
We're allowed guns in NI for protection. Handguns included, just need to prove to the police you are in danger or need to protect yourself. Currently trying to to do it myself.
>>73779407
Too poor

>>73779428
what does your voice say......dragonborn............

>>73779428
are you josie?

imagine living somewhere where you can just mingle with terrorists like it's no big deal

this lad >>73779394 doesn't have to imagine

Okey.

me (on top) helping an ED yank out
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492565362734.webm

>>73779437
Paramilitaries and shitload of contacts. I recommend going to a rave if you have no friends and build up your dealer base that way.
>>73779449
They really aren't bad guys, would rather hang out with paras than most of my mates. They have extremely good banter too

>>73779432
>>73779439
ah
grim

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want to cut myself but I have a medical in a couple weeks

>>73779462
delete this post mate

>>73779462
her chebs are too big in this game compared to the source material

>>73779439
>prove to the police you are in danger
So how are you going about doing this? Do people get their mates to leave spoopy voicemail messages or something?

73779466
Delete this post mate

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>>73779395
one of the best Debut tracks
solid taste there

gonna mix it up since i'm running out of bork pics

lads is louise menchies hot i'm very conflicted rn

>>73779394
Craic my fellow North Ireland bro?
Concepts of nationality aside, have you had fun with foreigners?
I've sent annoying yanks round to Sandy Row and led them to believe that bar there was a hardcore republican pub.
Stupid cunts.
We are brothers lad. The world is shrinking.

>>73779274
This is funny because you are Mexican

>>73779464
bet that's what rasheed says about his jihadist mates at the mosque

irish subhuman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnHfmnMzPvQ

need to see pavement at brixton 1999 lads

>>73779479
i have big chebs yes

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Just listen to this prank call and tell me you wouldn't have a good laugh hanging about with this absolute mad man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuySC-Jd6HU
>>73779480
I have people looking to kneecap me

>>73779351
Just go merchant sailing la

>>73779516
You need good qualifications for that

>>73779499
unrionically this

>>73779504
Height 5 ft 3 in (160 cm)

>>73779500
Hey, it's you again. Why do you like Malkmus so much?

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>>73779499
I'm not Irish. I'm Northern Irish.
>>73779496
2bh I don't mind taigs from Norlan Eirlan but the ones down south are insufferable. Hate foreners. But yeah I've done something similar with a Yank who was asking me where to buy weed, I sent him to Bunting's door.

>>73779504
>I have people looking to kneecap me
I assume you mean that's what you're going to tell the police. Need to learn more about NI t?bh

>>73779488
How old is anzu? I want to fuck her (disclaimer: if she's underage I retract my statement)

Uhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhh uhhhh :bananas:

>>73779537
Hello Danny Boy

>>73779543
LOL

How can I live off benefits?

What If pretend to kill myself but make it look genuine, would they say I'm mentally unstable and gimme some

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>>73779542
around 19, i forget exactly

>>73779551
I wouldn't recommend living off benefits with a tory government at the helm

>>73779541
Nah I am deadly serious. I ran out into my street in a psychotic fit after a speed binge and thought LVF men were looking me when they weren't and asked them all for a fair dig

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>>73779552
I'm 19

fucking hell she needs to dump that chink lad she's fucking and get with this english boy instead

>>73779551
Go maniac in your job and than say that you have Burnout syndrome, at least 4 months on benefits

Why does he consume drugs ._.

>>73779551
nigger

>>73779568
why didn't they kneecap you then?

bit grim in here right now haha

just smile and be yourself

>>73779464
>They really aren't bad guys, would rather hang out with paras than most of my mates.
t. literally every one who has known every sociopath ever

>>73779590
Moved house

Liam is here

>>73779599
No why didn't they kneecap you when you were in front of them

>>73779568
That's mental.

Is there anyway we could move some Northen Irish to Luton for a bit?

hate the northern irish

>>73779603
I don`t fucking care but thanks

*reads some posts above*

ah yes, Direland

>>73779598
same with bikies here

I went to a couple of parties at a bikie clubhouse a few years back and they were all really nice guys, you just wouldn't fuck with them. respect is a big thing with those guys so they take both applications of it and violations of it a lot more seriously than regular people.

>>73779614
Have UDA and UVF family that protected me.
>>73779620
Wouldn't move to England despite living in a shithole.
>>73779586
Scared of my life and constantly looking over my shoulder

Should Scotland go independent?

>>73779603
no I'm not

>>73779537
We're Christian. Even though I don't go to chapel and I imagine you don't do church.
Our politicians and theologians have deserted us.
I have respect for my loyalist brothers.

The monkey is angry :s

>>73779633
No

>>73779632
>Wouldn't move to England
how come?

fat stinky shitskin beaner boy is here

>>73779631
Protip: they aren't "nice" guys, they're scum who would kill you without a second thought if they felt something was in it for them. Please don't fall for the "they good boys" act, it's all bullshit to get normal people to be apathetic to their dealings.

>>73779535
i dont like malkmus i just like pavement

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>>73779645

>>73779638
I do go to church actually. Much love brother, stay safe out there it's a fucking scary place but I love it.
No better feeling than the adrenaline rush you get with the situations you end up in over here.
>>73779644
No one can understand I word I say
>>73779650
Oh fuck off you soft cunt. Literally nothing wrong with kneecapping paedos

yanks fuck off

>>73779653
>his virgin thoughts about how to act like a alpha

>>73779537
>>73779638
>getting sentimental n. ireland at 4:30 in the morning
fucks sake don't you lads have jobs to go t...oh, right

Thai chicANO fucks ladybois LOL

>>73779667
>No one can understand I word I say
You should feel right at home in Newcastle then.

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>>73779670
i want to hug him

>his virgin thoughts about how to
alri

>>73779643
why not

THAIRAD? HAVE YOU BEEN OUT SHAGGING RADYBOYS AGAIN?

itt there are terrorists, a sex tourist, a monkey, and a beaner

Ahahahahha

>>73779667
>Oh fuck off you soft cunt. Literally nothing wrong with kneecapping paedos
Yeah let's ignore all the drug dealing and racketeering and mass murder because the paramilitaries with all their investigative skills mete out justice to people they're "sure" are paedophiles

feel awful these days 2bqh

>>73779650
pffft they have only negative ramifications if they fuck with civilians. they were nice guys but yes, like I said, I would not fuck with them.

no gang in australia is as retarded or animalistic as american hood gangs except maybe that african gang in Melbourne, apex, which is being dealt with now because they fuck with civilians.

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>>73779694
nooo

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>>73779694
>>73779717

>friend of mine came out as transgender a while back
>he's been transitioning into a woman for quite some time
>his cute effeminate voice makes me want to bum him

hmm
how do I stop these urges?

>>73779693
The geographic location of Scotland is terrible, if become independent they will become full dependent of the UK ports by south, everything will get expensive for then, it`s better beiing part of UK, Independence will only bring poverty

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>thinking about things in the past
>start getting uncontrollably angry

>>73779700
good sitcom idea

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>>73779679
Joining the UDA 2bh. Will be serving Queen and country.
>>73779708
Actually there is investigative squads that carry out investigations for months. People who end up dead are giving warnings, if they continue their anti-social behaviour they'll be dealt with.
Paras don't deal drugs they put guns to the head of heroin dealers and tell them to give them money or else they get shot.

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>>73779579
it's fair to say she'd have some very wobbly legs if she came to our ends, instead of that sunni shithole she is currently in

thailad loves japan the absolute weeb. he moved to thailand (discount japan) because that is all he could get. sad!

business idea: pay unemployed people to become privateers on ships to harass foreign trade ships going into continental europe

>>73779732
>a sten
The loyalist knows about superb weapons

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>>73779736
wrong pic but still nice

anyone know around what time does the sun start rising?

>>73779729
pretty scotland has ports and they'd have a common travel area with england

>>73779732
How do I join the UDA as an English person

>>73779750
Sad that all the arms they have left are antique World War 2 shit. They're like that gang in Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels that traveled around with a Bren gun.

What's Thailand like outside of Bangkok?

>>73779752
05:56 today (for you)

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>>73779128
>>73779148
>>73779194
Thank you /brit/. I appreciate it.
I am very drunk right now.
>>73779194
>colegas e amigos
;_;

>>73779792
cheers

>>73779789
laos

business idea: uninstall a load of shit and then defragment my hard drive

Really dislike people who post those dumb reaction gifs on twitter and facebook.

>>73779789
Mostly shit but there's other decent places like Chaing mai and Hua Hin. Also some really really nice holiday places with the nicest beaches you'll ever see.
https://www.google.com/streetview/#thailand-highlights

>>73779194
>lhe abençoe
what mean?

>>73779667
I have a few mates who were involved back in the day, from the other side. Way out of paramilitary badness was Metropolitan tabernacle and get saved.
One good friend from Lisburn came from the 'brethren'. Scary shit. He got saved then after a year moved away from the lads and the hate.
I'd trust him with my life. True hard man.

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>>73779780
Have to swear an oath on The Bible, know someone in it. Also you don't need to live in N.I. there is English and Scottish UDA. Why do you want to join?
>>73779750
Yeah lad.

I don't hate them

>>73779829
Is it full time or do you need a job too

>>73779770
But with independence England will charge taxes on Scottish products and most of the Scottish goes to the rest of the world by the ports on England, and they would need to create another coin, the pound would stop to circulate, so a huge monetary problem

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is it noncey for me to save Anzu images?

>>73779828
2bh para mates are the best mates. My best mate is involved. Truly the type of people that would rather have their heads blown off than betray you. Love the camrederie and respect driven culture. Strongly considering joining.
>>73779846
You can have a job.

The monkey knows too much

>>73779861
no

Going to video the Ardoyne riots during the Twelth this year for /brit/

>>73779826
"Bless you"
lhe is a formal way in third to substitute você (you)

>>73779440
wuld....nah kest
*whirlwind sprints to the computer shop, anyone want anything?*

>>73779862
can I join if i'm a neet with no friends and don't know anyone in it

>>73779785
Yes, they would use only old weapons, in the best case some 70`s Bren with 7.62mm and a few Sterling

Doing a cry to this.

And I swore like the rest to the badge on my breast,
To the gun in my hand I will fight for my land,
With my hand held high I took that vow ,
And I joined Number One Platoon.

And deep down inside my heart fills with pride,
I remember the men who have fought through the years,
I could name quite a few but to me and to you,
They were Ulster Volunteers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LhuDvtauzE
>>73779897
Yeah mate. You just need to be a real loyal person who won't tout. Are you strong willed and would you die for Queen and country?

>>73779913
>would you die for Queen and country?

I already want to die

>>73779885
so like usted for spanish? not sure what in third means

I want to lick feet

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>>73779785
>>73779904
What's it like being wrong?
>>73779925
Come over to N.I. and join with me, I'm deadly serious

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really want to have a wank but cba to get off the settee rn

>>73778958
yes

>>73779941
do you get a salary

>>73779926
No, usted is a hole verbal tense, lhe is just a specific word used in some cases in the "formal" Portuguese

>>73779941
What's wrong about what I said? They're like a combination of Dad's Army and one of those "gangs" that 12 year old boys form in the schoolyard. I could go to Walmart tomorrow and buy better and more modern weaponry than anything that exists in the UDA's so-called "arsenal."

>>73779949
look at that nigger on the left holy shit what the fuck

>>73779913
Do you understand the republican perspective? I understand and respect yours. I don't want your culture destroyed. You are Irish and British.

liam

>>73779956
Depends. You are put into a "team" there are murder teams, spy teams, investigative teams, propaganda teams, punishment teams, etc...
>>73779971
You seem to be deluded mate. They really aren't people you want to mess with

you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up

>>73779962
ahhh okay then
thanks for taking the time brasil

>>73779941
>SA80
I`d rather use a FAL

My brazilian is rather better.
Uhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh ohhhh uhh

>>73779984
I would Tbh but I'd rather go to an English prison than a NI one

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>>73779984
Yeah I'm quaking in my boots over here

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Just found 4 Tesco slices hidden in the back of the fridge. 2 chicken and mushroom, 2 cheese and onion. "Use by 15/4/17."

In the bin they go.

>guns
please FOY

>>73779992
No problem mate
"Não há de quê"

>>73780015
there's 15 months in britain?

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>>73779976
Of course I do. I respect yours too. If I was born two minutes down the road I'd be in the 'RA. Here lies a soldier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0z8Ql4bVW4
>>73780008
That's just a bunch of chavs. I know two people in that photo. One of them was tied to a lampost tarred and feathered for joyriding.

once sent my friend /pol/ pictures in a friendly discussion about islam
specifically it was the sad crusader feels man like "tfw march into the desert to protect your homeland and 1000 years later its all for nothing" and the 1970-2010 iran comparison pic
interestingly we never really disagreed in the discussion , i suppose because even then (2014 ish when i was on the ukip train) i was dressing my rorkism up in a centrist outfit

why is this yank trying to brag about the fact that dangerous groups labelled as terrorist organisations can get more advanced weapons easier in america than britain?

Talking about terrorism

>>73780048
If it was referring to the 15th month of 2017 then I wouldn't be throwing them away now, would I?

>>73780015
just microwave them twice the time. Jesus, won't kill ye

Reminder that if you don't cry to this you're a paki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0z8Ql4bVW4

>>73780049
Lad you just need to accept that The Troubles are over and that UDA, IRA and other such organizations are as tacky and 70s and outdated as bell bottom jeans. KAT graffiti? Yawn. The future is in neo-pagan right-wing death squads, not your childish sectarianism.

So a group of people in suits walk into a talent agency.
The Leader says "We're the greatest act ever!".
The talent agent just rolls his eyes.
The Leader begins by grabbing a turd out of the secretary's arse and then throws it at the wall where the second secretary begins to clean up the splatter with his tongue.
The third secretary pulls a turd out of the Leader's arse and then throws it on the floor, the forth secretary then throws gold at the turd causing the turd to splatter all over the place.
The fifth secretary then picks up the splattered turd and then throws it at the ceiling covering the whole room in faeces.
The Talent Agent is in shock, he asks "What is this act called?".
The leader replies: "The Conservative Government!"

>>73780065
>microwave them
They go in the George Foreman grill, and overcooking them won't turn the meat less rancid. Now I think about it though, the cheese and onion might still be okay.

How can I, a NEET with literally 0 connections join a paramilitary group

I don't mind going to prison

>>73780092
booooo

Pretty Nice conversation

>>73780119
apply online or hand in a cv

Age 8 my brothers friend got trailed out of the house in front of me by masked men and kneecapped outside the house, Brother got chased out of the country by LVF and had LVF men coming to my door daily, other brother stole laptops at a party and 'Ra men came to my door and I told them to fuck off because they were slabbering to my Ma - UDA family had to patrol the block for hours to make sure we were safe, currently have to watch what areas I go to in fear of the LVF because I challenged them.
Could I get PTSD bennies?

eating out of date crunchies

>>73780119
>paramilitary group

What the fuck would a paramilitary group even do in the UK all day. The entire organization would crumble in an hour if they did anything. In the meantime, before the "war," they probably just do normal crime.

>Be 21

>Girlfriend's 19

>Been dating for months now

>This guy named Joe comes out of fucking nowhere into my life

>He's my new coworker at my company

>Find out he has no money, no place of residence.

>Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel

>Decide to open up to him

>Keep him in my apartment for weeks

>Bro is pretty cool

>We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football

>This continues for months

>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant

>By all tradition, I have to marry her now.

>One night, eating out at dinner with wife

>Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime

>I pop the question to my wife

>She admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn't mine

>She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated

>Go home in a fucking rage.

>Throw out all Joe's shit

>Gonna fucking kill Joe when he gets home.

>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.

>As soon as he opens the door, I fucking punch him in his bastard face

>Eye swells up like a boll of cotton

>He swings at me

>Dodge and sweep his leg

>He falls down

>In a giant fucking rage now

>Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer

>Go back to confront Joe

>Joe jumps in his car and fucking hightails it out of there

>I haven't seen or heard from him since

>On the phone a month later with my brother

>He finally asks why I've been so depressed

>I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe

>I'd been married a long time ago

>Where did you come from, where did you go--

>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

>>73780119
leave your resume with the manager

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post eggman

Green letters

>>73780119
Just come to N.I. and have a few pints with me down the local and I'll introduce you to a few of the boys.
Come to the 12th with me it's the best craic ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9DmNGfMbtA

>>73780152
reee, need to check the end first before I commit to these novels.

Business idea: Pretend to be recruiting for my enemy's team. Then when idiots apply to join, have the lads smash the shit out of them for applying to the wrong team.

>>73780180
they'll probably murder me for having an English accent

>>73780180
Why all that hardcore sectarism?

Reeeeeeeeee

>>73780152
>reddit spacing
>using capital letters and fullstops in a greentext
(yes I am aware it is an ancient pasta)

>>73780203
call liam on skype

>>73779077

VERY underrated post

>>73780182
nu-fag

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oh fuck off windows

>>73780180
Don't even understand why you lads are still fighting t?bh

Britain first or the EDL would be effort better spent

>>73780180
Got invited to Scarva one year. As much as I was told, look, nothing will happen te ye, yer protected. I couldn't do it. Very scary thing is the 12th for a taig.

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>wake up
>still alive

bernard montgomery was a terrible general

>>73780221
more like taiglad

Might risk a cheese and onion Tesco slice that's 4 days past the "use by" date. If I don't post back with results within an hour, call 999.

Cheers lads, wish me luck.

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GO TAKE OUR SONS AND TELL THE HUNS THAT WE ARE ON OUR WAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIuTqM7-N_s
>>73780199
Sure they wouldn't lad there's an English bloke I know who is involved and he's the top gun.
>>73780226
I've brought taigs to the 12th before and also Lanark way bonfire. Nothing has happened to them.
>>73780201
Not sectarian I have love for taigs.

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enjoy giving myself burns but I don't enjoy the blisters that appear afterwards

>>73780204
guess that txt file is wonky, it didn't paste like that

>>73780229
as opposed to waking up dead?

He eats bananas

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found a picture of thailad

There's no cheese and onion Tesco slice. All 4 are chicken and mushroom. FUCK. I was looking forward to that.

>>73780221
Paras are more about being your communitys local police group because the PSNI are shite and paedos, rapists, heroin dealers etc all deserve to be run out of our areas.

>>73780255
yes

in the afterlife mate, in the afterlife

if the italians had an ounce of fight in them the nazis would've won

italian subhumans

hot

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>>73780260
actual photograph of thailad and his mates

>>73780260
>>73780285
grim

>thai "I go there because I love the country" lad

>>73780285
>when sexual tourism became real love

>>73780270
The local kneecrushers. Still exist in Rathcool and out the east.

>>73780285
they will all die on the day of the rope

>>73780270
Makes sense if you're looking to look after your home I suppose.

>>73780285
They look like they're in the USA. Are those mail order brides?

>>73780306
ha!

whites are on their way out
it's best to invest your sperm in intermixing

>>73780312
no that's thailad

>>73780285
Honestly not as bad as I was expecting, all those guys could get white gf's if they wanted

>>73780322
I can assure you that picture wasn't taken in Thailand

>>73780332
didn't say it was

>>73780322
Of course is in USA, look at the cars and the house style

>>73780322
I thought thailad was in Thailand. Judging by flora, architecture, and other clues, that pic was almost certainly taken in the USA or Canada.

I play a lot of GeoGuessr so I know what I'm on about.

>>73780285
half white half filipinos are the strongest race

>>73780270
>heroin dealers
Dessie and Ian got locked up?
lol
What happened to the Alsatians?

>>73780350
>>73780351
I said that is thailad not thailand. how can a person be a country?

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sneaky snap of thailad (on the right)

>>73780373
Sorry i have dyslexia....

>>73780351
I`ve mistake only 145km in one here, i am
a genious

>>73780373
>thailad
>not thailand
Pick one. His flag is a clue.

>>73780373
but I'm in Thailand

Straya new bread lad

I'm in Thailad

>>73780402
>>73780405
wrong. a person by definition cannot be a country

>>73780425
your mum tho

Why are there so many Northern Irish posters on /brit/?

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>thailad is here

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>>73780432

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>>73780437

>>73780402
The original Thailad has gone. One lad is chill. It isn't him however.

>>73780434
where else are they gonna be lol at their jobs?

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memes aside, this is the only documented photograph of thailad

every thai poster is a pathetic runt

>>73780456
wew what a sissy build

>>73780473
>>73780473
>>73780473
noo