>tfw penis inspection day at work tomorrow

is your last name aardvark?

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>>73777156
no

>>73777136
And what have you got to hide?

>>73779418
His phallus, because of phimosis.

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>>73777136
It is not a level of nuclear explosion.

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>nurse will find out i'm uncut
>she'll bring the clamps out

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>tfw my piss stream isn't powerful enough to reach my mouth

Gonna have to piss in the cup in front of everyone

>>73777136
hah... should have given the tip to rabbi when you had the chance
get fucked lmao

My friend serves in the police and they have actual penis inspections. He couldn't get a promotion because of phimosis so he circumcised his benis

>>73779418
Not foreskin

Just cheat OP
Everyone does that

>>73785821
>implying he actually had phimosis
>implying he didn't need to do secret conversion to judaism to be promoted

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>sperm test
>can't get a boner
>nurse looks at me condescendingly

>penis inspection day
>no vagina inspection days
I wonder (((who))) is behind this.

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>sheepshagging exam is tomorrow
>can't get erect without picturing a human woman

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> peeing in a flask at the bathroom for exam
> two fucking bird enter by the window
> they are trying to fuck each other
> miss the toilet seat, and messed up the place
> the birds flee