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the rorkina gf edition
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what do 4 dimensional waifus look like
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>>73776937
are her nudes online anywhere?
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/brit/ish women were made for breeding with the VIRILE AMERINDIAN MALE
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wonder if the religious nut and the schizophrenic are the same person haha
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anime
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real yank gf hours who tf up
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vociferating
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gong to bed
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BASH
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Decided to stay up. Going to watch Tarkovsky's Mirror once I get more coffee.
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>>73776970
yank gfs are the destroyers of nations
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think im getting a cold
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>>73776960
i dare you to ask her that on twitter, she will probably go mental

https://twitter.com/communism_kills?lang=en
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>>73776995
delete this post mate
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>>73776911

it's been exhausted and has been superseded by either sociology or real science depending on the questions being asked

geography doesn't have anything anything new to teach us or any new subsets of study
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velas . . .
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>>73776951
yh would spent more time in prison than hospital probs
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How long before a potential gf finds out you have no friends and basically do nothing except work and browse the chon
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>>73776995
gave you churchill though

greatest brit of the modern era
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This guy is fucking comedy gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM
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>>73777037
forever if you play your cards right and get some friends and hobbies
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do not conform to the normie ways
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>>73776937
rorkina? who is she? how is she a rorke?
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the goal is french canada
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>>73777037
bout tree fiddy haha
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You want my number? Sorry, I don't date slags.
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Imagine being this fucked up
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>>73777071
come maritimes xx
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>>73776967
haha yes
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>>73777071
but you'd have to learn french

and it's not the nice french kind of french, it's shitty french spoken with a terrible nasally accent
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who /nhlplayoffs/ here?
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>>73777104
post em lads
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gf choked on my willy and died so I stole the body from her grave and re-buried her in the pet cemetery
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>>73777104
I'm from manchester and I did french at school
I'll fit in perfectly
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>>73776907
i actually understand pigs. there's even scientific evidence to back it. the religious texts got that one right. it's delicious though, no denying it. a lot of the others on that list, particularly rabbits, were unreasonable. ducks and geese, all that seafood. nearly all seafood can be eaten right out the sea. you say tradition, that's nothing more than senselessly doing what people before you did. god hasn't guided anyone to write new laws? did he not guide men to discover those foods are beneficial for survival, as well as delicious? or did men do that on their own, or are we all sinners who will birn for eating them?

honestly i want to know how it's rationalized.
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>>73777059

impossible within the potential timeframe
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>>73777027
It's dangerous to look at demoralizing architecture! Take this.
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>>73777065
look at the shit she posts


https://twitter.com/communism_kills?lang=en

shes a right wing nut job
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handegg
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>>73777122
ah yes nice troll
but you arent tricking me that easily
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full blown softcore coming soon
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>>73777141
I don't care what the science says lad I just want to go to heaven, leave me alone.
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>>73777172
loverly x
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she is a jew LOL
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>>73777135
>>73777104
>>73777071
that neighbourhood (NDG) is on montreal's west end and is mostly english speaking
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>>73777172
>blocking 1 nipple but not the other
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>>73777198
and your a poo
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>>73777122
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a jewish lolbertarian who is loyal to israel
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>>73777172
>>73777203
also whats the key round her neck for
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>>73777201
i value my not blown up mailbox, thank you very much
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Après Moi Le Déluge mod for HOI4 looks p cool
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>civic nationalism
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>>73776986
mosley was a leftist
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>>73777239
cocaine you dumb virgin
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>>73777242
that was in westmount, and it happened over 30 years ago
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>>73777122
Sexy femboy cartoon is the name of my synth band
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>>73777121

Rooting for the bruins like some reverse irish yank wannabee
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>>73777255
how dare you
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>>73777234
classic ha ha
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>>73777264
the FLQ are alive in well the frog apoligist LIBERAL GOVERNMENT is just supressing their crimes agains tthe english canadian nation dog bless :D:D: trudeau is not my PM ok english canada ok :D:D

t. knower
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ahahaha ripped a spoof in me dog's face
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>>73777251
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>>73777234
abolish all borders except israels
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGFzMlUZ6Ck

tight kick patternz
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less foreign flags would be nice
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>>73777122
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this is an australian's view of england haha
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but mate im not asking you not to believe in or appease god. im just asking you why you think something written in a VERY old book is exactly what he wants. the version of the bible you have read is not even the original version, or even close. it has been changed so many times.

tldr; do you really think if god is this all powerful being who decides who is good and who is bad is going to make you burn in hell if you have a duck curry but lead an otherwise good natured life?

i think you should give god a bit more credit
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mummy mel
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who's going to get the sextuples lads
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You're probably not here but I really miss you
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38 of 74 posts are of non-brit orogin as of this post.

get out
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loved how israel sent all the eiritreans to canada
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why are there NZ and AUS flags posting here and not where they should be (/balt/ + /ausnz/)?
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>>73777172
state of those areolas
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what's the point of watching threads
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Why is it that the people who like the EU the most are the readiest to believe it will act in a belligerent, irrational, self-harming way?
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>>73777176
>>73777358
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>>73777379
Link the thread
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>go outside
>dude what smells like piss?
>!!!!!
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>>73777379
Australia was actually part of Britain once
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>>73777375
all me
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>>73777387
dunno dont do it manually and it only seems to pick certain ones (ive been in more threads than this since christmas)

>>73777379
ur general is full of hostile weebs and weird continentals who are rude to me without fail whenever i stick me nose in
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Time to watch three films in a row to keep me awake throughout the night. Any suggestions after I'm done with Mirror? I was thinking Black Dynamite and something else.
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>>73777449
put some classic arnie kino on, i quite like running man and total recall
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the goal is a greystone
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>>73777449
i enjoyed arrival
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>>73777358
>muh bible
Fuck off proddy
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>>73777439
it adds any thread you reply to
reckon i've got mild OCD so I clean it out of archived /brit/s very regularly
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why do yanks have to intital their middle name. no one cares fuck off
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>>73777470
Impeccable taste.
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Has anyone here done an access to higher education course?
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come join us on /cum/ to make fun of potatoniggers
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>>73777358
Um sweaty I didn't say it's what he wants I said it was to protect the Israelites at that time and that I still follow it because of tradition. KJV is actually very accurate. You have no idea about my religion you probably think satan is the bad guy. Top kek mate.
Hell is a Roman Catholic fanfiction, sheoul is where we go when we die. God said we will rot in nothingness until Judgement day.
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spilled orange juice on my chocolate
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/cum/ is filled of losers
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>>73777513
we do enough of that here thanks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iHV1znFRwk
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okay ill take these digits and show myself out
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>>73777239
my chastity cage
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>>73777518
>top kek mate
>referring to theological creeds as fanfiction
post thoroughly disregarded
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runts
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I like the Irish and want an Irish gf. or any gf. thank you
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matched with a girl who's only 3 miles away but she doesn't have any pics that i can really get a good look at her from

dunno about this
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>>73777538
Think you are the anon that introduced me to that band when I was in a mental hospital on /brit/ years ago and this song saved my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY9lXSm3HVA
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Bucks did you get back from picking your gfs sibling up?
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I'm here for my horny pissing session
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okay ill take these digits now for real and show myself out
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>>73777612
lads next time you think of getting Terry Chocolate's Orange forget about it and just squeeze an actual orange over a block of plain old milk chocolate
it literally tastes the same with less (((flavourings))), less (((cost))) and a normal (((shape)))
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>>73777518
i dont believe in any religious text and i believe if there is a god he wont begrudge me some oysters once in a while if i try my best to be a good person
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ah fuck this general its bad luck and thats it
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>>73777558
>>73777668
he still hasn't left
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>>73777680
You are correct. But I still pray you will be blessed.
>>73777569
Find me one Bible passage mentioning the word "hell"
I'll wait.
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>>73777643
yh i got started on twice by some asian (east) preteens at the gates lol
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hollyoaks is looking good this spring lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2DSqZZqzk
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really enjoy the are IMG_1142 lad gimmick and i wish there was more of it
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>>73777714
Why are you in NZ?
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>>73777777
new gimmick here lads get ready
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digits?
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im 7
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six sevens and nigel becomes PM in june
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Hm?
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check them boys >>73777777
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>>73777709
never by name obv since hell comes from the norse/germanic Hel who lived under yggdrasil and basically processed souls but there are plenty of synonyms like gehenna and sheol afaik
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anime is not good
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where?
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>>73777777
7th heaven hahaha
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>>73777777
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>>73777776
>>73777778
proof that God hates /brit/
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>>73777776
>>73777778
sheeeit
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What's a job with a modest salary (20-25k) that you can do with minimal qualifications?
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told you all that this thread is a bad omen
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YOUVE BEEN ACTING AWFUL TOUGH LATELY
SMOKING A LOT OF CIGERATTES LATELY
BUT INSIDE YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BABY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_oMD6-6q5Y
>>73777776
Exactly. It's fucking fanfiction. Bible says we rot in Sheol until judgement where we are judged if we deserve a second life or not. This is what born again means.
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going to bed because this is the first time i hae been in /brit/ and we havent got le ebin get. we literally always get it. its a sign. night
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>>73777864
trips!!1!!!
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>>73777864
night lad
also going to bed myself
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>>73777827
theological evolution =/= fanfiction
fanfiction didnt exist until copyright laws were made
EVERYONE stole from each other back in the day, thats how sagas were made
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from this point on any president who doesn't own several massive skyscrapers with their name on it will look weak
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BAD HOMBRES
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Still find this the funniest meme ever I remember being on /tv/ in 2011 when it was in it's freshman phase and it's still hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9neFAM4uZM
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>a yank enters the thread
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can't stop wanking to tranny porn
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tfw
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oh
my
god
you look
just like shakira
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>>73777925
It's a big meme.
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>a yank enters the thread
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just had a 4 hour long wank lads

not sure whether to be impressed or ashamed
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dumb aussie frogposter
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>>73777947
No no, you're catherine zeta
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>>73777925
Aiden Gillen's acting so fucking bad in this scene
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>>73777972
It's not it's just terrible screenwriting.
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>>73777972
Vein?
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*staggers out of the boxing ring room (dont know what its called) dripping with sweat and thoroughly busted up*
*passionate 'TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP' cheers flood the hall for the brief second before my coach closes the door*
*tries to speak to the press but only blood comes out*
*coach holds up a funnel to my mouth and catches the blood in a bottle to be given to a donor charity*
from this point on any president who can't *flinches as damage to blood vessels becomes possibly fatal* best me in the ring *nurses all 11 of my broken fingers* will look *collapses due to multiple brain haemmorhages* weak
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>>73777960
good orgasm or no?

nothing worse than edging for hours and ending up with a subpar orgasm
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>>73777925
why does he take his blood?
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>>73777071
>flat roofs
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>>73777960
>>73778020
>this is unusual

What? My I wank every other day and they usually last about 6 hours of edging

That isn't unusual m8

What kind of runt literally just wanks for 10 minutes and cums as soon as they can
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>>73777925
this is my favorite edit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQpJHmo8nE
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>>73777971
my name's marina!
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why do americans enjoy kissing israel's ass
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>>73777729
whoops missed this
i came here to spend christmas and nye with the gf and her family but a number of godless things happened towards the end of my stay and i ended up not being able/particularly welcome to go home
just to clear my name, i am not a fugitive, undercover nonce, openly practicing nonce, globalist shill, remorseful serial killer or anything really bad other than stealing pens from barclays back before they put them on chains *laugh track* haha but yeah nah just living with the gf
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>>73778070
>>this is unusual
alri schizophrenia lad
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>>73777619
nah that isnt me but i love that song
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>>73777122
>posting in that many threads
>posting in anything other than /brit/
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>>73778070
you wank for more hours a week than i work haha sort your life out boy
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>>73778106
Always thought you were a girl. Also I find your banter very good.
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>>73778107
I don't have any mental illness
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>>73777960
you on SSRIs?

i am it can me ages to wank sometimes
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>>73777972
delete this right now
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>>73778134
always thought correct lad and thanks ive been honing it for a couple of years now
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>>73778131
I'm not mutilated so wanking feels immensely good for me
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>>73778074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scaalqVFRZY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gRCTPtl-Ks
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>>73778096
hey respond my question
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>>73778074
>>73778179

This is the best one;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scaalqVFRZY

Fucking love the guy singing in the background
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>>73778174
but why would you even bother wanking for that long

I get annoyed when I can't cum in 5 minutes
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lads, do i seek help or nah
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What is the longest you've stayed awake for? I need motivation to keep me from getting bored so I don't fuck off to bed.
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>>73778157
Do you want to somersault on my cock?
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>>73778209
post bjork
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>>73778222
*somersaults out of the thread*
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>I get annoyed when I can't cum in 5 minutes

nearly the runtiest post I've read this week
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damn
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Very interested in why bucks can't return home. Have her family disowned her for being a carpet muncher one wonders?
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>>73778232
Hehe that was my pet goldfish he's very cheeky one time he pooped on my siamese fighting fish's eye and gave him popeye syndrome
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>>73778118
i dont post in the threads it just tells me when theres been a new post so i dont have to go through the whole thread again, its kind of like subbing to subreddits
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>>73778249
for being a brexiteer
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>>73778255
yeah I know how the thread watcher works

do you actually check all those threads?
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>>73778249
give me the story?
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>>73778228
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blah blah blah nothing interesting
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>>73778211
6 days on 3fpm, etizolam, weed and DMT
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>>73778272
yes thats why i have them followed, it means i dont have to keep the tabs open
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>tims prospective egf
for CHRISTS sake
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i like mexilad
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>>73778232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUNNJTp2KOA
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>>73778278
She's shacked up in New Zealand with her female lover and says she can't return back to Buckinghamshire but hasn't said why.
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What did Tarkovsky mean by this?
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>>73778335
this is easily their best song though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc
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>>73778338
wasn't this explained in this very thread
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>>73778332
Need a basic gestalt on this girl and what she has to do with Timmy.
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woah a white rapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
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>>73778351
wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU7D7ZDlI7U
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>>73778374
i take it youve never heard of mac miller?
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>>73778369
-sent him the card in this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7zTPRZWMlE
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shout it out with a voice from hell
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>>73778374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29UMACdfyZw
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>>73778403
don't shout
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>>73778269
not entirely true but you could say donald trump was the franz ferdinand of my world war

>>73778249
no though dad has never really been able to accept it

>>73778254
more like poopeye syndrome eye should say lol
put him in a plastic bag and hold it in a flushing loo to instil some discipline
>>
mmmm karen looks so sexy
>>
>>73778401
>watching frasier

good taste from moosey
>>
it's crazy how feudal and tribal Albania was well into the 20th century

even today they have literal blood feuds

how is it so backwards?
>>
>>73778424
sick paedo fuck
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>>73777165
>right wing nut job
so much for the tolerant left
>>
>>73778426
went there on holiday once
place we were staying almost got demolished cause the owner hadn't bribed the local government
>>
73778391
Malcolm James McCormick was born on January 19, 1992, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the son of Karen Meyers, a photographer, and Mark McCormick, an architect.[2][3] His father is Christian and his mother is Jewish; Miller was raised Jewish and had a Bar Mitzvah
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Need a witty lesbian m8
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*braps your path*
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>>73778456
here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSkdxWsUE8
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>>73778346
fell asleep watching this like 2 years ago and never finished

wasnt that boring i was just tired
>>
>>73778422
IMAJUN MAI SHAWCK
>>
had a big willy in my dream AGAIN
>>
>>73778450
is mexico ruled by the jews like america and britain?
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>>73778469
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>>73778374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KPbOHIk6OM
>>
73778493
carlos slim is a crypto jew, so yes
>>
>>73778482

Andrei Rublev or Mirror? Rublev is a GOAT film and constantly kept me on edge. Mirror is just cozy so far.
>>
>>73778469
VERY large head on her
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>>73778494
OI!!! JANNY!!!
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collected 10 gigabytes of cartoon porn images over 3 years and just realised none of it gives me a stiffy anymore in the slightest

jesus christ
>>
>>73778448
mad

>>73778491
never had a sex dream
>>
>>73778426
pretty rich since you literally live in an hereditary monarchy with an entrenched class system and your head of state is also head of your state religion, literally like a caliph
>>
>>73778408
Embarrassing
>>
>>73778531
State of your life mate
>>
*kicks the door of the blood clinic in*
*marches up to a delicate little flower carrying three blood bags into a back room*
ere thats my blood, give it back
bystander: hang on no flip off its mine it is
me: mine i say, mine, you can see my name on the bag
bystander: your names not blood is it? ill doopin kill you, thats my blood
me: when im done with you sunshine therell be enough of your blood on the floor to fill this clinic
bystander: like to see you try you poofy little apron
me: you rat, you total rat, i'll put your head in a blender and drown you in your own blood before i let you take off with mine
bystander: lets have it then you er you dick
stacey dooley (over escalating threats): [cockney voiceover summarising blood feuds segueing into the start of a documentary on albania]
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>>73778535
cromwell tried his best but you irish stopped him
>>
>>73778522
need need NEED her to be my gf
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12778223

http://www.strawpoll.me/12778223

http://www.strawpoll.me/12778223
>>
I've literally been edging all day and I accidentally blew it and half orgasmed
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>>73778551
feel like such an absolute microbe right now hells bells
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started a d44m nightmare playthrough and struggled to complete the first level
>>
>>73778551
>delicate little flower
pics x
>>
>>73778571
rasheed
>>
i hate frogs
>>
>>73778591
pepe or the french?
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>replied to the wrong post
lowest point in my existence
>>
>Tfw finally made it to the town below the Greybeards mountain is
>Keep getting killed by the fucking giant spider

Reeeing honestly
>>
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can't feel my legs
>>
>>73778576
Should have done it in my mouth
>>
>>73778576
You fucked up.
>>
>>73778516
mirror
not seen rublev but its buried in my 'to watch' list somewhere
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>>73778374
only white rapper that matters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugeczCkHgGE
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>>73778581

plot twist: the whole time, every character in the sketch was somehow obscured from the camera and at the end it reveals it was a literal apron arguing with a marble bust
>>
>>73778627
kino
>>
>>73778571
whats with supporting the nuclear weapon building west hating pariah state?
>>
Do not reply to her
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going to end it soon
can imagine the police going through my posts trying to figure out why I done it and laughing
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>>73778599
dont remember any spiders there, sure its not the bastard frost troll on the mountain?
spiders in skyrim are literal pisscake anyway just shoot it from a distance or spam flames
>>
>>73778643
bucks is infinitely better than any of the other sadact "personalities" we currently have
>>
covered head to toe in bees right now
wonder what they're after
>>
Tagged a train last night lads. What a fucking rush. Spent 3 hours hiding in bushes waiting on the security guards moving and then another 20 doing my graffiti
>>
>>73778642
both hate the west

Iran arguably deserves to.
Saudi Arabia funds salafism throughout the world and has our balls in our vice because they control the global flow of oil.

Whilst we fight radical islam we're funding the people who are funding radical islam.

Fucked up world.
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eating cold meat lovers pizza
>>
kot
>>
>>73778700
fat bean boy
>>
>>73778456
Literally doesn't exist, they're not even as funny as str8 girls. Gay guys are generally funny tbf.
>>
>>73778680
This. Love her to bits
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betooooo q tal
>>
need a mandy muse arse crazy gf
>>
>>73778649
Doubt they care why you did it Tbh

I attempted a bit ago and people were annoyed that I failed to hang myself properly
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need a lesbian gf ;o
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KOTS)))
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>tfw giggs is holding down the rap game RIGHT NOW
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>>73778598
>has never made a thread and forgot the subject
>never posted an image but forgot to change the filename while pretending it's an original
>has never found his relative trapping in a thread on /b/
could be worse anon
>>
>>73778687
what a world eh
what a world
>>
>>73778751
please get in contact with my london branch
>>
>>73778758
do you have un gato?
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going to bed
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>>73778758
tienes a cat?
>>
>>73778791
post butt josie
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>implying the alt-right '''''''''''''''militants'''''''''''''' and their stupid trend are not the new bronies
>>
>>73778753
this is a scritch, not a scratch, and definitely not a "pet" or even a "pat"
>>
>>
>>73778784
I accidentally posted the new /brit/ thread on /tv/ a few weeks ago

Mod was kind enough not to ban me
>>
>>73778658

I wasted an hour trying to kill that fucker with iron arrows but yes. There is definitely a spider near the bridge where you receive the food delivery from the guy who can't walk up the stairs anymore. The bear coming in from the right hand screen corner took me by surprise.

How far do I have in the main quest?
>>
>>73778817
This. Do it and I'll post anything
>>
>>73778758
oye putaso tenes un gato o que jaja
>>
might trim my arm hair

not shave it just trim it down with the clippers
>>
NEW

>>73778856
>>73778856
>>
>>73778828
>How far do I have in the main quest?
you're right at the start

dont try to kill the troll on the mountain if you're underleveled
>>
might try and do something about the hundreds of spiders in my milk
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>>73777058
lul
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