Mexican candy is shit edition
hmmm
>>73776510
why dont Americans celebrate Easter?
the image that saved france
>>73776464
i have a job and i'm a cashier during the busiest shift 6 days a week
that's not reclusive at all
>>73776491
i've been considering sleeping like 3 hours before work and then taking a 3 hour nap after and trying to ween down to 2 hours each
i'm worried the first few weeks will be soul crushing though
>>73776529
worst meme
Will Trump protect Taiwan?
MUST BE LOVE ON THE BRAAAAIIIINNNNN
>>73776510
OP heemed Mexico with ease
Gonna turn off this computer, get on my phone, and stream anime.
>>73776554
Trump won't save anybody but his Jewish masters
>>73776554
Fuck no goddamn capitalist pigs
>>73776533
>not using 10mm
>anno drvmpfivs
>>73776594
vibes
>>73776554
>Caring about any of the yellow hordes
t. Zhang Zu
>>73776597
Jew masters > homo/nig masters
Trump > Obama/shillary
>>73776522
>Shilling this hard
Macuck and Melencuck will be btfo and Marine elected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU_B1ePENXs
>mexican candy is shit
>Jew masters > homo/nig masters
>Trump > Obama/shillary
Mmm floor chips
>>73776654
Macron will destroy Le Pen in the 2nd round
>>73776638
It's China we don't like. Taiwan are close allies.
Ah yes, I too want to break up peaceful political gatherings as a member of ANTIFA™. Opinions that are not mine should indeed be censored.
Smoking weed for my first time my friends.
What am I in for?
>>73776654
>and Marine elected
Please deliver France, the media killed Geert Wilders' chance.
>>73776695
degeneracy
>>73776654
Are ALL frenchmen this, *gulp*, well you know...
I mean, gosh, him and trudeau *fan myself*
*sweat a little* um excuse me for a second
>>73776695
Disappointment and coughing
>>73776669
That's a belgian train
t. Travel expert
>>73776692
>Taiwan are close allies.
>this is what chinks believe
Nobody in Asia is our ally Cheng.
>>73776729
>he didnt inhale on his first time
are you a girl?
>>73776642
Nice damage control you absolute buffoon
>>73776695
Paranoia
Belgium shouldn't exist
>>73776757
nice rhetoric dumbass
>homo/nig masters
what did he mean by this?
>>73776708
>>73776689
>>73776728
FN was already at 30% before the attack now it must be between 40-50%
>The U.K is a different story but I believe until the apocalypse England will never cease to exist
- my English friend a few minutes ago
>>73776749
Why else would he cough?
>>73776772
this
>>73776772
We decided it was a useful buffer between France and the Dutch.
>>73776711
>>73776729
>>73776759
Just burnt my tongue and now I can't coughing
>>73776789
>Polls for the expected second round of voting further suggest that Fillon, Macron or Mélenchon would beat Le Pen, that Macron or Mélenchon would defeat Fillon, and that Macron would beat Mélenchon.
kek
>>73776801
>We decided it was a useful buffer between
Literally Germany's highway to France
>>73776789
I hope it happens France. Bonne chance.
>>73776779
FUCK off yank
>Smoking weed for my first time my friends.
>
>What am I in for?
>>73776796
because hes not used to the smoke
>>73776695
Nausea. Also I think smoking has not really an effect that lasts for more than a few minutes.
t. ex smoker for a few months.
>>73776789
I mean, seriously, do YOU look like this? Are all frenchman this handsome?? please describe your face to me tiger
>>73776838
It was made to punish Napoleonic France you dip
>>73776878
wow he looks nice
100% chance of winning
>>73776849
Coughing doesn't have anything to do with it, i dont smoke that often and even i know that.
>>73776865
The fuck is Swiss weed like if you're high for five minutes kek
really pissed that I lost my good Swiss army knife
>be Le Pen
>lose every single region
embarrassing
I now remember why I stopped eating at my uni cafeteria
>really pissed that I lost my good Swiss army knife
>>73776888
I'm not debating you on why it was made, hoser. I'm just stating it's general purpose in the 20th century
>>73776935
le pen more like le loser mc penis face
amiright buds
>>73776945
I also have a much edgier pocketknife but it doesn't have tweezers or an eyeglass screwdriver
why yall talking about french politics?
>>73776837
State-owned polls done with 600 persons*
They're here to do propaganda not to inform
They had planed a leftist victory with Mitterand but he miserabely lost in the 70-80'
>>73776694
>leftists are the true fascists xDDD
Hate this rubbish. Phrase used by weak faggots. Communists have been violent since Marx's time. They were more more violent than fascists.
>>73776958
>made to punish France
>France gets punished twice in the 20th Century because of Belgium
Never doubt the Anglos
>>73777004
ANSWER ME >>73776878
>>73777014
The nu-left is that you fucking retard
the yank gf
>>73776909
Sorry, I misread the post of the anon who is smoking weed for the first time. I thought he was talking about cigarettes.
I have only little experience with weed. I tried it a few times. Nothing happened in all but one case. Once, after a few drags, the muscles in my face relaxed. Was that good stuff?
>>73776936
*doesn't ask why*
>>73777054
I know a girl from high school who looks JUST like this
except she's not blonde
>>73776990
There's a couple of burgers with France themed autism here
should i jerk off tonight?
>>73777054
That's a dude
>>73777072
>>73777078
proofs
>They were more more violent than fascists.
>>73777047
>slurp slurp slurp I suck penis
>>73777096
I dont have the school yearbook on hand
>>73777108
fantastic argument
>tfw politics is brought up in a conversation
>tfw nerdy shit is brought up in a conversation
Get me out of here
>tfw no stacked Nubian goddess
>>73777078
pics
also tessa is not blonde
>>73777111
post her facebook account
>>73777116
There is nothing to argue about. You are an idiot and a faggot.
>>73776936
Do they keep their food warm? I think this makes the taste worse. BTW it's bad for the vitamins. And I would avoid chicken because it's probably dry in such places.
a genie appears and says he will let you go to the anime world full of cute anime girls on one condition: you have to kill someone
would you do it
>>73777100
Why didn't the Poles help the Jews? The Poles are even worse than the Germans!
>>73777145
>>73777108
Is this the power of shills then?
>>73777081
Yes. As long as you don't jerk it to animeme trash.
*touches you*
Guys I can't tell if I'm high or not
>>73777155
can I ask the genie to make it two so I can kill both my roommates
>>73777155
good question i'd do it
>>73777126
>pierced nipples
Shes going to cheat on you phamalam
>>73777188
Doesnt work for the first time often
feel a GET coming up
>>73777777
>>73777188
You arent.
>>73777221
I want that get!
>>73777221
It'll bee awhile
kurt
>>73777179
n-not there anon...
>>73777188
I just keep forgetting what I was going to do
>>73777171
recommend me something good lad
>>73777221
Gonna /cum/ it up no matter what
>>73776522
Damn this sucks.
All the best polticians like Cheminade, Dupont-Aignan, Asselineau and Lassalle get barely any support yet idiots like Melenchon or LePen or frauds like Macron and Fillon have tremendous support. Hopefully Melenchon wins and fucks up France for good.
>>73777266
Awful post
>>73777252
I think Taco Belle would appeal to you culturally
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3MFbhwfEXU
>>73777283
good gov
>>73777283
She lost her weight surprisingly
Post your representative.
>>73777283
pretty disgusting desu
>>73776708
Geert is a zionist buffoon and a partijkartel class liar, FvD is future for the Netherlands
>>73776888
this image is the gayest thing
>>73777314
Okay I'm starting to feel it now
Give me some things to experience during this high. Make me feel weird things
I bet your name is Ethan, isn't it?
>>73777330
>t. Micky McMickerson
>>73777314
>>73777314
My MP looks like a cuckold
>>73777314
>>73777324
>Dividing and conquering the non-kosher vote
>>73777350
>Beaches-East York
wew
>popped in to see the score on the Canadiens borepuck game
>they're losing
Quebec BTFO
>>73777391
What
>>73777314
Tom Suozzi, I met him a few times when he was mayor of Glen Cove, although I usually think of Peter King as our representative even though he technically isnt
What does it mean when a girl starts complimenting my writing, asks me to show her more and starts calling me names like "silly"?
>>73777417
She wants you to pump her full of your seed.
mike enoch/pentovich is better at polemics than spencer but spencer is much more pleasant to listen to and physically better looking/better dressed
>>73777417
northern indians are unironically some of the best immigrants
>tfw I have a fucking essay due tomorrow
help ;_;
>northern indians are unironically some of the best immigrants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5seyOVCLf4
here ya go lads, learn to protect your bf(gf)
>>73777469
good luck
>>73777445
Not liking your new gimmick.
>northern indians are unironically some of the best immigrants
>>73777487
Cara looks like the girl who you slap after cumming on her face.
>>73777487
Not liking that dike haircut
>>73777512
She's a dyke bud
just invited /brit/ over
>>73777535
Her sexuality doesn't matter. She has the "slap me after you cum on my face" look.
>>73777512
Rude. I think she's dashing
>>73777487
spencer is going to revive the roman religion and destroy the ZOG
get with it
>>73777516
Neither do i but what can you do
>>73777368
Geert is a zionist, there's no denying that and he's proud to be one. His was in government with the other right wing parties and he broke their alliance over economic issues when they had brokering powers over immigration. He gave all that up and self destructed his own party over welfare and because Geerts ego is too fucking huge and more important to him than anything practical. FvD is actually an intellectual party that doesnt work towards the lowest common denominator like he does
>>73777535
I bet she is INDEED holding back a lot of water
would enjoy having to mop the house afterward
starcraft remastered is free, boys
someone play bubblebound with me
>>73777555
slap her after cumming on her face
violence is the answer
>>73777575
>Gookclick
Shan't.
>>73777575
where
>>73777595
https://starcraft.com/en-us/articles/20674424
>>73777549
>hey dude check out my BASED paypay pin! Praise ke-*gets knocked the fuck out by some transgender manlet*
>>73777605
im honestly not really good so i rather not
>>73777611
the absolute state of the alt right
im racist
>>73777623
bubblebound isnt a pvp mode
its an obstacle course
>>73777563
>don't vote for the guy who has a chance of winning because there is this little party with no chance of winning you should vote for goyim
>>73777341
t. Ethan
>>73777632
oh yeah then why not, maybe at night when i come back from the gym.
>>73777611
*gets sucker punched and doesn't even fall over by some overweight scat fetishist
Now that the Alt-right is done for, what's the next meme political ideology?
>>73777661
anarcho-buddhist
>>73777644
geert is the jews you fucking idiot
>>73777661
authoritarian libertarianism
>>73777661
national socialism
>>73777773
nonce
Is it creepy that I put a poster of somebody in my room because I thought it looked funny?
Wonder why the shill dregs of the left think they have a home here? Mystifying after what they did to my country.
>/cum/ is so slow today that I've actually been able to study
Absolutely terrible.
How about Atheistic Christian Nationalism
>>73777644
>voting for controlled opposition
>using all these anti-semetic memes when Geert is a literal not even a figurative a literal zionist who lived in israel
Also they had to get three times the amount of votes they got to even be relevant, their presence in parliament might as well not be there. You're affirming the status quo when you throw away your vote for a buffoon like Geert, that's when they know they own you.
>>73777726
kek says no
>Wonder why the shill dregs of the left think they have a home here? Mystifying after what they did to my country.
>Wonder why the shill dregs of the left think they have a home here? Mystifying after what they did to my country.
Now that I moved to Montréal I guess I should start participating in /cum/, since I always miss the peak /fr/ hours.
What happens here ?
>>73777777
woah
It's time for the International Radical Centrist Revolution.
had a pleasant birthday today even though I just stayed home all day desu
feels like I've come a long way from being all gloomy and disillusioned on the bdays
>>73777793
عيد مولد سعيد
>>73777784
Such a waste
>>73777781
You're from france? What borough do you live in?
>>73777761
/dixie/ should be razed
>>73777781
THINGS happen here
wrestling
>>73777917
Is he dead?
>>73777859
Hey! What ever happened with the throwing up blood thing? I was worried and now I want closure.
Need a good ja/ck/ video to watch buds, never cataloged everything. Already a big fan of the more well-known ones from my time on /ck/
Oyster Bay is the poster I wish I was.
My inspiration and role model.
Why aren't you part of the Radical Centrist Party?
>>73777940
I had gastrointestinal irritation, which lead to some minor internal bleeding. Got an ultrasound and the doctor said i was okay.
thanks for the concern :)
i aspire to just be myself in /cum/
>>73777953
Ever watched any of Kay's work? Makes ja/ck/ look appetizing by comparison
>>73777991
Glad you are okay :)
>>73777859
Le Plateau like every French newcomer. I will probably move next semester though.
>>73777891
Can't be worse than the /fr/ incest eroges.
Has any elected leader in history ever held an approval rating below 12%?
>>73777781
Can you give me a French gf?
25yo and still a handholdless kissless virgin ahaha
>>73778011
Move where? How are you liking montreal? Are you from paris? Where are you studying? UQAM?
>>73778017
William the Bastard
>>73778017
surprised notley is that high
>>73777962
I've seen you and another poster say this before, what do I even do that you guys like so much?
>>73777781
mostly gimmicks due to weak North American creativity
Fuck Drumpf
If Latinas made porn of the same quality as Asians, I'd never stop fapping
>>73778006
Really enjoy laughing at jack tho. He might be the shittiest person
incompetent people make me angry
i think only one person here has ever called me a good poster
many have told me to fuck off, one even edited a copypasta about me
this is how you know you're a good poster
>>73778068
Knock it off fuckstick
>>73778088
I need to reorganize my videos
don't even know what this one is
shan't be replying to that lad
rate my gf
>>73778017
Hollande had 4%. Get on our level.
>>73778025
Only if you trade me an American one back.
>>73778029
Move around the city. International students never stay much more than a year per apartment here. I might go in residence next semester. I'M from Paris yes, and I absolutely love Montréal. Life was shit in France and I'm glad I left. I'm finally becoming more normal and enjoying life now I left.
I study in Concordia though. An anglo university looks more exotic on a CV for French companies.
*lifts up thread*
*farts*
*holds down thread with you all underneath it*
>>73778101
I'm frequently called a bad poster.
anyone ever go from pathetic loser to slightly less pathetic not loser?
>>73778086
but the female aesthetics would never match in quality though
>>73778121
Cute
>>73778121
unfffff she is qt
>>73778101
I've seen Conway call you his favorite poster multiple times
>>73778104
make me
>>73778124
*screams*
>>73778113
I meant on YT anyway since webms here don't have sound. I love listening to jack talk eagerly about things that require taste and skill
>>73778101
I remember when you said that you liked my posts.
I like you since that day
>>73778124
>you all
FOY
>>73778153
Delicious English cuisine. Top tier.
>>73778083
I like it how you share this between 3 countries though.
>>73778123
Ah nice I actually live quite close to the loyola campus. What program are you in? Also what neighbourhoods are you looking at if you dont live on rez?
worried af about this midterm tomorrow yo
please help please
The clock is ticking
Watch out for the Californian posters, French anon. They make up a large percentage of the posters here and will bully you.
>>73778140
thank you
>>73778113
I'm an idiot. I actually watched this video expecting them to turn the burnt steak into shoes or sandals
>>73778194
but I like france
the /ck/ folder is getting real stale
>>73778153
On my phone turning airplane mode on and off. Enjoy your ban. Avatarfag
>>73778101
nobody pays attention to me at all and I'm here all the time
>>73778203
>>73778203
jack is truly the 8th wonder of the world
>>73778212
>>73778149
I never knew that
I like him, hes a good poster too imo
>>73778126
you are a bad poster
>>73778158
you're one of the very best here
>>73776878
>Are all frenchman this handsome??
Haven't you ever seen Gerard Depardieu?
>>73778027
what loser, im only a 22 handholdless kissless virgin ahaha
>>73778203
he deserves death for this one
>>73778189
24 hours from now it'll be over and the stress will go away, have courage. Don't spend the night on 4chan, study a bit more or just relax and meditate
>I save several videos of an autist playing with food and cooking equipement and post them on an anonomous anime image board
>>73778200
Sure, you might like France. But what about the Californian ringleaders?
submitting false reports is against the rules
>>73778221
fuk, know that feel yo
>>73778271
Orange county is gay, and Sacramento is a slav
they dont count
>>73778267
you summed up my life
*continues to shitpost as fast as the cooldown timer will allow*
>>73778203
i was thinking of how genius this was for the first half
>>73778274
Your posts are all worthy or being reported and banned for I'm doing Janny a favor
>tfw everytime somebody says im a good poster i feel pressured of making my next post a good post
everyone else like dis
Wtf I hate food now
>>73778302
I'm gonna tell them you said this and they'll beat you up.
>>73778187
Nice. I never went to Loyola in 4 months though kek.
I'm at JMSB in International Business, minor Marketing.
I don't know yet, next semester I'll enjoy rez since everyone told me it was something to do at least once. After that I don't know. I didn't have much time to visit the city. I guess out of Le Plateau since it's basically Little France and I wish to see more foreign people. I want to stay near the center though. no more than 40 minutes to go to uni.
What about you ?
>>73778260
my mind is more at ease than a few minutes ago
tonight is for study
>>73778307
I have a feeling a certain country club valet is behind this post
>>73778336
Id like to see them try
>>73778317
You're an awful fucking poster, who the fuck said you're a good posted?
>everytime somebody says im a good poster
>>73778317
i dont care about my posts because I'll never look back in three months and realize how autistic they are
Carabeaner is a good poster.
lol, there was a shooting. Luckily i was masturbating to anime in my room
>tfw a poster
>>73778349
What's the dynamic between cali posters? It seems like you all hate one another because of the north/south split
>>73778368
I always knew anime saved lives
>>73778200
>>73778194
I'm not scared of Californians. I'm from Paris, I was raised to look down on everyone and shit on them. Thanks for the tip though.
>>73778350
You love me like no one else on this imageboard.
But plenty of people do.
>>73778387
>>73778377
hey I recognize that face
>purchase food item
>servings per container: (number greater than one)
>eat the whole thing in one sitting
>>73778342
You'll meet lots of anglo canadians and americans on rez. The montreal students dont typically live on campus. And you can live pretty much anywhere if you want to be 40 minutes max from downtown. I mean, you could live in the suburbs and take the train and be in town more quickly. I think you might like the Sud-Ouest though its kind of like the next Plateau. Its connected to downtown by the orange and green lines of the metro.
Im in CEGEP right now, so I'm not in university yet. I'll probably end up at mcgill or concordia in some social science
If you were forced to move to Cali or NY, where would you go?
The best cali posters
Placer>>>slavmento>>>sacramento>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>orange county
desu OC is not that bad but he gets aggressive 2 quickly.
>>73778405
Nah you suck bro
>>73778454
Into the ocean to drown myself
>>73778457
this tbqhwyf
placer is a blessing
>>73778454
if I chose Cali, would I stay in the spot or be able to move elsewhere?
>>73778454
New York
>>73778454
Despite the memes about both places I enjoy my time in both of them, I'd probably stay here in NY though
i really miss the texture of a pussy in my dick 2bh
>>73778479
>>73778457
t-thanks
>>73778454
Upstate New York
Im trying to find a war, I think it was fought between britain and france with lots of other small time players but as time goes on there is lots of switching sides and at the wars end pretty much all of the original fighters were on the same side.
thats all I really have to go off of. I remember seeing the wikipedia summary pictures like pic related and seeing the two sides change over time. It was really bizarre and is something I want to read more about.
>>73778515
war of the league of cambrai
>>73778454
1. redding
2. albany
>>73778387
he's just tsun tsun
>>73778537
why in gods name would you want to live in Redding
>>73778453
Cool then, these are the kind of persons I want to meet. Chinese are chill but sectarian and Indians are weird. I want to meet NA folks.
I meant 40 minutes door-to-door so that limits it. But yeah Sud-Ouest sounds nice. As long as the metro is close it's good.
Good luck on your CEGEP. If it's anything like our prépa it must be tough.
>>73778414
Here's ours.
Reminder red zone poster equals a bad poster
>>73778548
idk it was the first place i thought of
>>73778532
yea thats the one. I was way off. thanks
>>73778532
beat me to it
>>73778558
listen bud
I know for a fact you leafs cant handle above 75F
you would not survive a week in redding
>>73777848
תודה
>>73778556
Nah, just put red on California. They're communists anyway, so they'd probably appreciate it
>>73778457
i am the calmest person in the world
>>73778563
how does this even happen
>>73777157
The germans sort of created that mess, so you can't really say their only fault is not helping.
Reminder green zone poster equals a bad poster
>be me
>never miss the gym
>start going with someone else
>miss the gym at least once a week
Today he waited at the last second to tell me he was sick, shiet, the only reason i go with him is because a cute girl occasionally goes with us, we have flirted a bit i guess but she hasn't accepted me on facebook so i guess i wont lose my time no mo.
>>73778549
Sud-Ouest also has more english speakers if you're interested in that
And CEGEP isnt too difficult its basically university level courses but im in an easy program, my hardest courses are my economic electives
im glad you like montreal though, i wish we got more immigrants from france instead of algeria
>>73778563
>Duchy of Milan
My ancestors :)
>Nah, just put red on California. They're communists anyway, so they'd probably appreciate it
quite actually
>>73778606
How much can you bench brev
>>73778624
commie
Letting the Irish in was a mistake.
>>73778650
WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. SHIT?!??!
NO. NO. NO. WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! I think you must be on something.... This is CRAZY! hahahahahaha I can't. Jesus needs to be protecting us from Trump and that entire evil racist family!!!
>>73778593
Italian autism. Shit was pretty confusing back then You should see the 30 Years War.
>>73778616
Good for you. I underestimated the difficulty level here but I should be OK.
Québec gov does everything it can to bring us here though. I heard there's around 140000 French expats in Montréal, with at least a tenth of students. But I was surprised at the number of /mena/ people here yes. At JMSB it's mostly chinks.
>>73778457
What about IE posters?
Someone make a new thread.
The Irish are great what the fuck are you on about?
>>73778457
>forgotten again
New
>>73778717
>>73778703
please no one make a new thread let's stay in this one and make it ebin
>>73778563
spain and hre just bailed when papal switched, then fucked france because they attacked papal states?
>>73778691
>At JMSB it's mostly chinks.
yeah, they have their own micro chinatown around the guy-concordia metro station, its a bit nuts
The quebec govt should do more though, french are one of the smaller immigrant groups
won't post in that thread
see you tomorrow chaps
>>73778738
shan't be posting in this one
>>73778757
goodnight darling
>>73776694
There's nothing wrong with using violence against political opponents. It's just that the main ones doing it these days are the bad guys. The good guys need to fight back, not just in self-defence, but proactively.
This thread will not be ebin
r/the Donald and /ptg/would let a nigger Fuck thier sister as long as he showed up to thier house wearing a maga hat