/brit/

I fancy bucks but don't tell her

TOUCH MY PENIS

>>73774757
usa

i just got attacked by a hummingbird out of nowhere

damn thing made me just out of my seat

>>73774757
the fwb's body is about of the 2nd from left's, but she's got a better face and is young. how grim is my life?

more like PooSA

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need my willy in english fanny tbphwyl

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anime

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crying

fwd: >>73774813

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Reverse Googled OP pic and found this, which gave me a chuckle.

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need Theresa May out of business

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Just found out my mum might be voting tory

>>73774674

because it's totally unnecesery. the skin is designed to stretch, and it will, with perseverence. the cons of cutting it off vastly outweigh the pros (there are no pros). it might hurt a lot and it might take months but it's totally doable. and then you have a healthy 100% complete, functioning penis. forever. no risk.

>>73774839
ani may not

>>73774858
sounds like a decent lass who understands politics

>>73774847
ah yes, americans

>>73774847
HAHAHAHA what the FUCK was that

>>73774820
Just eat normally and start sporting. Even if you lose half a kilo a week you'll be perfectly normal after a year.

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accidentally posted in the old thread

>>73774847
people are so bad at fighting
like if someone is squaring right up to you without protecting their chin, you should be able to put them on their arse with a quick overhand, hook or uppercut

>>73774894
she's voted labour in every election since 1987
so idk what gives

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In the past few months the so called "mates" have cut contact with me, sure they're fine to me in real life but they never invite me anywhere or message me and after seeing photos of them at a night out they told me they weren't going to but went without letting me know I'm sick of it

Moved on to the anger stage

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>>73774748
Cripes
What went you in the faulty brain clinic for
Did cornwall ever come to your house and rub his 4 incher on the window
Hows Ulster the little devil
please dont off yourself theres few enough reddit flaggers left as it is

>>73774915
Sad!

some slutty latina woman who didn't speak english was upset at my job because we canceled her layaway. She was frustrated because of the language barrier and we couldn't get her money back. I wish I could have used the situation as leverage to see her tits, she was leaning over the counter the entire time and I could see her skimpy black bra down her blouse. I probably could have just molested her and she wouldn't have been able to tell anyone

>>73774930
she understands that we need consistency in our brexit negotiations and that labour would pussy out and get bullied around by the EU globalists

>>73774927
tbf it was a very powerful strike, if he'd landed it it would've floored him no doubt but he just wasn't looking at all at his target haha

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the gf

>>73774915
This is gold

Bravo

Morrison's carpark will be literred with the bodies of marcus Hauser...

>>73774813
Good luck my son. Absolutely fucking banging chahoon. Love some hardcore cracked a tooth going mad to this at the last rave I was at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws9gq7k6fqQ

You love the sesh big man

>>73774944
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492386534904.webm

my favourite

>>73774944
don't click this virus

more like JewSA

>>73774847
Roaring

piss

>>73774902
if that elbow connected (it shaved the side of his face), but an inch to the right and i calculate it would have caused notable damage. was funny the force of it was enough to knock himself over though, but furthers my point

could "swipe down" refer to a common method of refreshing social media applications on a smartphone or ipad? considering tim is on youtube and twitter 24/7...

>fwb
Dire situation
Basically she wants to fuck other guys so she doesn't give you a special label

>>73774970
i get him trying the elbow smash, which is nice if it lands (not something to open with (2nd or 3rd strike in a combo as you work closer to the targer)), but there is no reason he should have come off the ground like he did as he threw it, feet planted or it aint worth shit

>>73774915
whats actually wrong with tim though? why hasnt he been sectioned under the mental health act?

>eat sleep work and wank
>then you die

what's the point?

>>73774757

now I know why Asia is flooded with british males

>>73774905
i said the fwb's body not mine

>>73775018
Wrong, he lifted himself off his own feet, wouldn't have done much if he's not grounded to follow through

>>73774944
here for a horny pissing session

>>73775037
because he's not considered dangerous and can seemingly look after himself to an acceptable level

>>73774847
WASHING THE DISHES

>>73774847
>the united STATE of yankdom

>>73774839
Wow gow ironic, the character is saying he/she isn't a weirdo, but she/he is clearly in clothing that is clearly not normal for a typical person; thus making the character a "weirdo" and contradicting his/her statement.

>>73775037
he nearly was, but instead he just had to find a new flat

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>>73775037
he's not a threat to himself or other people

he just wants to live a quiet life with his bears and not get messed around

>>73775096
couldn't they give him medicine that makes him sane again though...?

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>>73774990

>>73775108
yes, but he doesn't want that

>>73775068
what a joke

cannot stand people like that. they should be fucking required by law to take medication to fix their spastic brains or sent to mine salt

>>73774847
who is the good guy here?

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>>73774927
you're a real badass

bet you've never been a fight let alone a kerfuffle

Gfs making me pick her sister up from school

>>73774757
more like obese edition

>>73775068
>>73775095
>>73775096
you mean until he loss it and knifes someone for knocking on his door or run over pedestrians on his shopping run to m&s

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>>73775108
they tried but he refused
pretty sure they can't make him do anything against his will if he's not a danger

shame people keep trying to put him out of business

>>73775037
He's a massive cunt to everyone around him, oxford health man sent him a heartfelt letter and Tim just fobbed it off, he thinks everyone's out to mess him around, if he wasn't able to maintain the illusion of sanity now he'd probably be put in a mental and kept there

>>73774927
Judo would be the way to go in that, and most situations like that. It hurts the ego far more to be controlled easily and without being hurt. Just gently put them on the floor and sit on them and watch their face turn red with humiliation. Choking them in and out of consciousness is an optional bonus.

>>73774950
I was starting a new drug called clozapine and got diagnosed with schizophrenia.
Would love him to, would love to heem that loser.
Dunno haven't talked to him in a while but I went out with him to smoke joints and stuff not long ago was fun, miss him.

>>73775136
don't get why people get such a chip on their shoulder over stuff like this here. I wasn't even posturing with that post. But ive been in enough fights and more boxing matches, knocked people out and broken ribs, I know how to punch

>>73775150
well thats for his psychiatrists to decide isn't it

>the UK will have an African monarch in our lifetime

Loving
Every
Laugh

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>>73775108
>sane again
Wot

>>73775196
>yanks already had an african president

HOWLING

>>73775196
no they won't

>>73775213
obama wasn't born in america so he wasn't a legitimate president hon xx

brother nathanael went hard on the red pill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ_2iF7XJyA

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>what a joke
>
>cannot stand people like that. they should be fucking required by law to take medication to fix their spastic brains or sent to mine salt

>>73775200
stop it

>>73775037
Schizo.
t. schizo
>>73775108
You can get drug-resistant schizophrenia. I have it, it's pretty fucking dire we have to suffer our whole lives. Might apply for that swiss assisted suicide thing.

>>73775136
hahahahaaa dont particularly agree with that mans cause but i really respect the way he puts it across

>>73775108
quintessential yank post

why can girls not take someone disagreeing with them?

i hate how guys have warped their minds to the point where the girl thinks everything she says is right

>>73775136
why are drumpfsters such twats

>>73775213
A monarch and a president aren't even comparable. One is the symbol of the country while the other is just a faggot Mafioso

>>73775188
not got too much experience with judo (only got like halfway through the belts) but I'd expect you would have to be very good to completely neutralise someone who is the agressor and knows what theyre doing in a street situation

though in a regular scrap a headlock almost always works if you can get it (though don't let their legs be behind yours, I got knee'd in the back of the thigh once while headlocking someone and it hurt so fucking much)

>>73775136

would bounce this runts head off the ground

Listening to nick drake lads

Hate Tories. Hate kings. Hate UKIP. Hate bankers. Hate fascists. Hate the right. NOT leftist just don't like them simple as. Love reds

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>>73775124
wonder who could be behind this post

>one head of state and another head of state aren't comparable

presidents are just elected monarchs

>Santa
>Satan

makes you think

>>73775195
>don't get why people get such a chip on their shoulder over stuff like this here
you're surprised there are insecure individuals on /brit/?

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>>73775233
Everything is falling apart

>>73775249
the internet was made for watching girls wee
what is the point of it otherwise?

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>>73775300
are you the unironic communist that always posts here late night when your folks are in bed? i dont care or anything but ive become pretty good at spotting you

are the twilight novels written in first person or third person?

asking for a friend

>>73775321
well no, but I was literally just explaining how the strike wasn't effective because his feet didn't stay on the ground and guy personally attacks me

bit rude

christina hendricks is fucking perfect looking

>>73775355

prefer not to say

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>he has a foot or piss fetish

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>>73775286
im getting ... no true scotsman ...

>>73775323
wait, nobody has ever thought alex jones is serious, right?

it's obviously always been a complete fucking act

>Osama bin Laden
>Obama sin Laden
Obama, laden with sin
Obomber
Obumbum
Poorack Obumarse

>>73775190
Good gracious
Glad youre hopefully alri though
Yeh i miss him too he was my fave though now hes been dethroned bc lanc and nova scotia post more than once a year

>>73775314
>being this clueless

Betting you are a socialist

*judo throws you to thr ground*

*watches you squirm and squeal like a little runtlet*

>>73775323

>PJW is gay

???

@5430
nice strawman

not an argument

>>73775237
try dealing with a complete schizo fuckwit like tim and your tune will change pretty quick. neighbour at my old place was a dead set paranoid schizophrenic dumbcunt who refused medication and would have these prolonged episodes of delusion and paranoia which eventually began to centre around us. this cunt would threaten us, call the police weekly while no one was home, thought we were government spies sent to watch him and he eventually began following us to the shops and shit to watch us. when we did go to the police about it, we got told there was quite literally nothing we could do, so we basically had to sit around and hope not to be stabbed by this fucking cunt.

people that selfish whose behaviour becomes a problem for others shouldn't be allowed into society. people readily take anti depressants to quell suicidal tendencies because they're a threat to themselves but the moment they're just a threat to others, they couldn't care less.

cant stand the cunts and they need to be controlled or sectioned.

why are most of the /pol/ crossboarders also phoneposters

business idea: silent bong

partner with engineering knowledge required. apply below

Ah fuck

Was thinking about life after death and just realised the world I'm living in now is probably hell and you're all demons

>>73775350

Guess you're pretty shit at spotting then because that's NOT me and I do NOT live with my parents

>>73775404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

>>73775355
Third person
Once had a glue stick thrown at me for defending twilight

any mans here a bowcat

drumpf btfo

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>>73775383
>piss not by far the best fetish

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492308630260.webm

>>73775420
On a quest for a gf - think that will make me happy, then I get too emotionally invested and want to kill myself when it ends. Still haven't got over my ex fgs. Might give ol' Ry a text and see if he wants to get shitfaced this weekend

>>73775485
alright calm down precious

Who are we voting for in June?

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Why don't Americans have healthcare?

>>73775542
lib dems for a laugh

>>73775323
fix your FUCKING font rendering
my eyes are burning

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>>73775542
Voting?

Business idea : get the value of our labour exploited by the capitalists, who we let run our society while we runtlets live in dead end meaningless jobs only distracted from this by cheap entertainment

Any takers?

>>73775542
lib dems(urge)

>>73775547
Because 61%. Yes, really.

>>73775531
only had one serious relationship, she broke up with me. since then i have gone through a huge series of small relationships that i ended before they got serious because cant be doing with the disappointment lol. and it actually works alright. ill probably die alone though

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>>73775552
>>73775598
Why can't Canadians make good posts?

>all these mongs saying who they're voting for

You know that's illegal under the secret ballots act?

>Woke up at around 2pm
>Don't feel sleepy but getting pretty bored
>Want to fix my sleeping pattern and not fall asleep later on

What is a good method to stay awake?

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why are you awake?? it's a work night anon.

shant be responding to anyone who speaks ill of the liberal democratic party

>>73775626
>blue under his arms
fix it

>>73775540

Ooh you're hard

>>73775542

Shan't be telling you, there are no Marxist candidates anyway

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>>73775523
>no petite leaky slit gf

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>>73775648
>devon
waheyyyyyy alrighttttttt

>>73775290
In my experience, getting the fight to the floor is easy with even the most basic judo. Controlling them once you're both down, especially if they're stronger than you, is more of a BJJ situation though. I once got a guy on his back and sat on him, only for him to bench me into the air and throw me clear. I've also had the knee to the back of the leg from a headlock. It makes your leg wobble and puts you off balance.

I've also been in a headlock too many times. Once tried to lunge for the guy's legs and he picked me up and body slammed me. NOT a fan of finding myself upside-down in a fight.

>>73775648
why devon?

>>73775531
The more gfs you get, the easier getting over them will become
Have to go pick gfs sister up because the little shits not done her homework sos trying to skive but good luck i know you can do it x
P.s. if you do meet up please drop at least 1 post, i havent seen him since i think new years

>>73775640
isn't that only if you take a picture of your ballot and/or show your ballot to everyone?

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Lads.
Say all 196 countries removed 100% of trade barriers tomorrow and it was as if we were all one huge trading bloc.

Would that be a good thing or a bad thing?

>>73775648
nobody is employed in devon

>>73775648

Been working for the past four fucking days you cunt

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Challenge: draw Easter the Toad in under 60 seconds

>>73775685
you're literally him. the living with your parents part was an assumption, you probably do. but i was right, you're him

>>73775501
i havent read the books or seen the films but i'm willing to bet it gets more hate than it deserves

i tried pissing in my mouth once in the tub but what you dont anticipate is all the piss that accumulates around you and now your the back of your head is in bed of warm piss and the willy is soft

>>73775700

Does the pope shit in the woods?

>>73775648
how do the yanks know about devon?

>>73775737

The ironic part is the people who were hopping in on the Twilight hate bandwagon probably don't know good literature if someone threw a book at their face. They probably think Harry Potter has literary merit.

>>73775350
>unironic communist
yeah
>at always posts here late night when your folks are in bed
not me

trump's already banned pajeet from the h1b program and signed a hire american buy american executive order today so idk why i'm supposed to hate him

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>>73775728

>>73775736

Been posting all night friend don't know why you're noticing me just now ;3

>>73775694
yeah depends on the angle where you get headlocked from, but if you're really in trouble just grab their bollocks and give them a good old squeeze

if they are 100% behind you though and have the proper knockout hold, you're basically fucked
alternately, just git good at throwing uppercuts and you can drop anyone who gets too close

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>the people who were hopping in on the Twilight hate bandwagon probably don't know good literature if someone threw a book at their face. They probably think Harry Potter has literary merit.

>>73775800
unironically think harry potter is a good series

obviously not the best-written or complex series in the world but it's quite original and imaginative

kstew is the only good thing twilight has going

FACT: you cant get sick from licking a girls bum hole even if it's dirty

>>73775800

>literal twilight fans on /brit/

Fucking he'll tumblr is that way fag

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hmmm yes

For where we are is hell, and where hell is there we must ever be.
And, to conclude, when all the world dissolves and all creatures shall be purified, all places shall be hell that are not heaven

>Oh come now, I think hell is a fable!

But Faustus, I am an instance to prove the contrary, for I am damned and am now in hell

>>73775699
Ye but I was literally in love with this girl never been able to get into a serious relationship without thinking about her. Not meme love but actual love. Okay have fun and stay safe on the road x
Will do will post a timestamp pic

>licking anyones bumhole at any time for any reason

shan't

you know poo comes from there yeah?

>>73775884
wtf, it's not even that cold out?

There's an alternate reality where I'm shagging your mum right now


Ooooooh mrs anon don't stop!!!!!!

>>73775804
where did you get into communism? how old were you, what spurred you to believe it's good? do you know or associate with any other peple who are communists? i've never met one irl, ive seen them walking about in their commie clothing. just wondering what would drive you to be so retarded. is it just a need to be different?

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>>73775728

>>73775798
well it IS the home of our esteemed volunteer

>>73775884
britain btfo by ireland
up the ra

>>73775907
This
Will NEVER understand ass eating
Anal is a bit nasty too

ex gf forced me to watch twilight movies with her

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>>73775728

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oh we ~know~ about devon xx

There has always been an England, an older England, which was sweeter and purer, where the hay smelt better and the weather was always springtime, and the daffodils blew in the gentle warm breezes.

>>73775881

I didn't say I was a fan of Twilight senpai.

>>73775955
i was raised in devon. ama.

>>73775917

>communism
>retarded

Ahh yess let me just live blissfully unaware of the world around me as long as me and deano are going out on the pull this weekend

>>73775955
hello why do you like Devon
(besides it being the best part of the UK)

I don't give a fuck, that's my problem

>>73775840
>uppercuts
I prefer the one-two combo because I made my jab really fast using resistance bands, and tend to spam the right straight at the bag. My uppercut always feels slow and telegraphed when I train. Never had the confidence to try it in a real fight.

too anxious to take my valium

Hate the rich

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>>73775728
>>73775728
>>73775728
>>73775728
think i outdid myself 2bh

>>73776026
too hard to come up your tight asshole

pork is really the best meat there is

muslims are missing out big time haha

>>73775955
hi yes i understand you have a car called the plymouth. outside of that what do you know about it?

>>73776043
show arsehole

joe rogan podcast is a riot right now, any of you lads listening?

>>73776050
fuck off murderer

btw, when i ate meat i much preferred beef

>>73775991
why shouldn't deano go out on the pull?

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>>73776050
fuck off murderer

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>>73776050
Not a paki but I don't eat pork because it says in the Bible it's an abomination. Same as for everything on this pic.
>>73776064
link

jamie bring up the video of the man at the enfield service station again

fuck sakes

been wanking to japanese crossdresser/tranny porn for the past 90 minutes
and I just jizzed the most that I've ever jizzed in one go
9 individual streams of cum
so much mess to clean up
help

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>>73775991
incredible evasion, truly stunning

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Having a nice late night snack of chocolate and vanilla cheesecake and milk

is turtlemong the 'fuck off murderer' guy too?

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new meme:

>you're a small guy
>far you

>>73775917
>where did you get into communism? how old were you, what spurred you to believe it's good?
early 20s by reading works by Marx/Engels/Lenin/Luxemburg and researching life in the USSR beyond liberal analysis.
>do you know or associate with any other peple who are communists?
a few
>just wondering what would drive you to be so retarded. is it just a need to be different?
it offers a path to a different better world beyond the fragile and destructive social conditions we see today, whether it's warmongering in the Middle East or religious fundamentalism

>>73776100
this is the most appropriate captcha i've ever seen

>>73776050
no it isn't you absolute numpty. beef is the premium, optimum meat. steak. burgers. beef mince. silverside or topside roasting joints. it needs no season. it needs no fuss. it is prime, top of the range meat. i will not hear otherwise

>>73776102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McAGTNINJkE

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Reminder that Joe Rogan discovered Tim

https://youtu.be/51jBZG9PxOY?t=3798

>>73776136
Hate that cunt Eddie Bravo

>>73776133
what about swordfish

>>73776102
>sheeds aren't allowed eating crab
dire

>>73776159
that food looks nice

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>>73775991
Most of us were complex, deep thinking, misunderstood teenagers once. Hopefully you'll get over your indignant communist phase when you've had more experience of the world and processed it rationally and objectively.

>>73776159
ah yes that's why tim's so fat
pie
chips
"salad" with cheese on it
and ketchup

combined with all the apple juice he has
christ

>>73776159
thought thailad was full of shit when he mentioned this on his stream

>>73775991
It is decidedly retarded and Marx was wrong in his political theories
The ONLY Marxist worth a dam now is Zizek because he admits its impossible and is basically a Marx-Hegelian accelerationist
Marxism has completely failed in the realm of hard economics and in scientific scrutiny, now all it has is "touchy feelly" Marxism which is entirely counter to Marx himself which is why the entire system needs to break down before it can ever be relevant again

I can only imagine Marxism working in a feudal scenario where the "lord" is replaced by collective rule or some sort f guild system
This is why it has worked better in agrarian nations but failed upon industrialization and large scale economics

>>73776175
>sheeds
Talk shit about christianity again and I'll pray to God to smite your smug little grin off the face of Earth

>>73776185
Actually it's because anti-psychotics give you insatiable hunger and make you put on weight.

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>>73775975
>>73775997
>>73776056
its just a niche gimmick i break out every now and then

devon's alright

>>73776237
he's not on them

>>73776210
just prayed to god to give me a shield so you can't do that anymore

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Will we ever stop getting shot?

>>73776102
would you starve before you ate that stuff? if so, your convictions are horse shit. if not, there is no if not, you would unquestionably eat any of them if you were starving

lads, anyone had experience with a filipino gf? shes lived in the uk since she was a kid but I don't know what im getting myself into really

just handed in my essay on beta leftists to the professor

>>73776281
bet it was a white male

>>73776281
there are white people in california

>>73776281
Hopefully not.

>>73776184
Lloyd George was never a socialist

>>73776320
black guy named muhammad that shouted allahu ackbar while he was doing it and posted that he wanted to kill white people

>>73776329
not anymore

... Half assed supposed 'plumbers' repair did not work ... I have no hot water since 14 April 2017 20:00 and explain interactions with my landlord ... the wiring is now unsafe ... apparently it won't be fixed until the coming Wednesday at the earliest ... I think legally the landlord Sam Lehup needs to fix this ...

>>73776267
He most certainly is.
>>73776297
Obviously not. God is understanding

Time to set some ground rules around here

First off, we'll have no jews and no blacks

>>73776365
no brits

>>73776344
probably fake news bet it was a old white trump supporter driving into an abortion clinic

>>73776358
no he isn't
post proof

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>>73776365
>tfw Ethiopian Jew

>>73776390
Ummmmm sweaty I know because I take them

>>73776315

My theory on why so many betas in college lean more towards left is because they are in denial how useless their humanities degree really is hence why they keep bullying others to try and recruit others into their fold as a way to reassure them they made the right choice in wasting £30k for a lifestyle.

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... No hot water since 14 April 2017 Selfie ...
>>73776390
>>73776358
how the fuck do either of you know?

... sunshine sam ...

>>73776128
why can't you not support for in the middle east and not support religious fundamentalism without being a communist? i do both of those things. and i think communism is rediculous. i wont get into a discussion but suffice to say human nature will not ever, or at least in our lifetime, allow it to function properly. time proven.

>>73774757
Got a mean stomach ache lads

>>73776417
I take them and can tell by his actions and the way he stares

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lads its literally 2 in the morning

>>73776411
>>73776417
my schizophrenic sister takes them and she does not act like tim does
tim is most certainly not on drugs

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Does this apply to the UK too?

>>73776457
I literally have it myself you runt your sister probably takes like 50mg seroquel

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>>73776466
>tfw history

>>73776443

I've been asleep most of the day and I'm not feeling tired at all. Will probably watch The Leftovers S2 later today trying to stay awake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajzDV8f0Bs

what's wrong with americans?

>>73776477
hmm
touché

>>73776477
lol rekt

>>73776358
why are they unclean if he is understanding? if he is understanding, he would understand they taste delicious when properly prepared, and contain high levels of sustinance. what is understanding about calling them unclean? like they are somehow not fit to kill and eat, but not because of some threat to your health, but because it's gross.

doesn't seem understanding. seems stupid.

>>73776499
It better only be a bachelors

What period?

>>73776477
>u think she's schizophrenic, watch this!

>>73776534
yeah BA
>What period?
just History

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>>73776466
hmmm does economics refer to the Science of economics or the Art of economics

>>73776542
t. the runt that was moaning about getting bullied by a fellow schizo

>>73776413
I think the ease at which people are accepted into uni plays a part, I don't blame "humanities" exactly for this issue
Anyone with an ounce of sense would not be so easily converted

If you look at these hardcore leftists, every single one was a basic bitch in high school. Plus the left attracts betas in general.

just graduated from the school of hard knocks

>>73776466
no

Business idea: Make and sell Sonichu medallions

>>73776560
>bullied

i prayed he'd make a move so i could heem the cunt. there's no way i'd risk going to jail in a cuck state for justice against a bird brain mongoloid

>no pork
>no duck
>no shellfish

feel sorry for religious people desu

>>73776466
>great tier
>anatomy

What. That's not even a real discipline, it's a class

>>73776466
How's a bachelor's in philosophy and econ?

>>73776568

Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock,
Give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now rock your socks off woman,
We'll rock your shit up y'all.

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road trip idea

still howl at the thought of someone from /brit/ sending tim pictures of lisicki and poleaboo

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pic of me x

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>>73776281

>>73776665
someone should send him some new stuff

>>73776565

Herd mentality and all that not to mention they do it as a way to express their individuality while not seeing the irony.

>>73776530
God was protecting the Israelites because back in those days eating these food when they weren't cooked properly posed serious health risks. I just follow tradition. Also you're a contrarian neckbeard who only posts contrarian opinions you communist runt. You literally only do it because it's guaranteed replies you don't actually believe the things you say you just want (you)s

>>73776648
Pretty good if you get it from Oxbridge or Yale/Harvard/Princeton.

>>73776413
nah they're just trying to get pussy and are too beta to take a stand for what they actually believe in and so just go with the crowd and what the cute girls are into. they end up with easier access to cute girls but have to make themselves stand out so they go further down the rabbit hole to like tumblr levels of absurdity.

>>73776660
kids are calling it the "aids curve"

>>73776700
Honestly the "kekistan" Reddit r/Donald types are the exact same, basically just cannon fodder

>>73776699
Gonna send him eccies and put them in a bag of smarties or something and say it's my homemade confectionary

>>73776741
True shit family

t. medical student and radical centrist

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going to bed at the end of the thread

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>>73776505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqZ5FwoOxME

>>73776426
>why can't you not support for in the middle east and not support religious fundamentalism without being a communist?
Communism is the only system which offers a comprehensive worldview and can resolve social contradictions and antagonisms between the peoples of the world. It is based in material reality, not idealistic delusions and moralising.

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how do we stop her?

>>73776741

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492302238428.webm

>>73776702
i'm not that commie you plum. i'm asking you logical questions. chicken has health risks when not cooked properly, in fact more so than rabbit and a bunch of things on that list. eel can b eaten raw. also, even if what you were saying is, or was, somehow correct, it certainly doesn't apply now, so why would you not eat it?

>>73776466
>art above history, languages and geography
Bullshit
also law isn't that great the field is insanely saturated

Not sure if I should go to bed or watch a film.

>needing hot water in the first place
Tim is weak.

I've been having cold showers for well over a year now. You turn off my hot water I wouldn't even notice.

>>73776804
>Dr. Corbyn, I'm Theresa May

where my fellow 'pedes at?

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>>73776119
ah yes, english "tea"

i've updated flash player 3 times and it still says it's out of date

>>73776844
watch a film x

>>73776850
>If I took off these health bennies, would you die?

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Got a date friday night lads

>>73776843
geography is essentially dead as a field

>>73776885
It would be extremely painful.

>>73776840
Because of tradition and God hasn't exactly guided anyone to write new laws has he?
Back in those days microscopic organisms contained in those types of meat was of far greater health risks than uncooked chicken. Pigs literally wallow in shite, chickens don't

>>73776119
alright posh boy

>>73776893
why?

>>73776844
go to bed xx

got bantered by some 12 year olds who were taller than me

>>73776119
looks nice
that cheese cake's probably 4000 calories though
I hope you're going to eat it all in one go

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the slant eyed lads at tchang kiang on the yangtze will be taking care of supper tonight for me

>>73776907
you literally have no idea what you're talking about

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>>73776119
>whole milk

NEW

>>73776937
>>73776937

what do 4d waifus look like?

>>73776919
could probably heem them and only be in hospital for a couple of hours

>>73776911
already know where every country is innit

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>>73776930
looks nice

actually, most of montreal looks quite nice

>>73776959
more to geo than that

>>73776939
I pray to God that you can be more accepting and understanding of your fellow brothers.

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>>73776963
thats a very average part of montreal

>>73776911
Le ebic contrarian opinion guy

>>73776998
britain's really really shit

>>73776993
shut the FUCK UP

the greatest health risk from pig is macroscopic not microscopic you cunt
do not reply to me

>>73776907
i actually understand pigs. there's even scientific evidence to back it. the religious texts got that one right. it's delicious though, no denying it. a lot of the others on that list, particularly rabbits, were unreasonable. ducks and geese, all that seafood. nearly all seafood can be eaten right out the sea. you say tradition, that's nothing more than senselessly doing what people before you did. god hasn't guided anyone to write new laws? did he not guide men to discover those foods are beneficial for survival, as well as delicious? or did men do that on their own, or are we all sinners who will birn for eating them?

honestly i want to know how it's rationalized