/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

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https://youtu.be/udFTgIsr020?t=53

alright lads

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>>73772891
Are you okay,France-chan?

>>73772772
Funny how in political science even in France we spell Realpolitik this way.
It's a bit of a meme when you do monkey business, reference to Bismarck : Realpolitik, copain.
I'm sure though that most french people wouldn't know how to spell it wand what it refers to.

>>73772925
I wouldn't say I'm ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Oxqf_15k0w&list=PLbRf7bcUkIC10jaHe7yNkh4fx-eAeTRQY&index=12

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>>73772984
>He doesn't know that im OP and he didn't even have to additionally (You) me
:^)

Why are you not okay though?

>>73772772
AGREED

fucking hell, a 20th century shaped by the British Empire and the Second Reich would have saved the West.

>>73772772
Britain is on the verge of a democratic civil war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rTdRcsSFGk
utter STATE of americnas

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would like a french gf (or bf)

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>>73772772
>britain didn't ally with Germany to batter the French in WWI

worst feel

Sad but im not allowed tell anyone why

might have a wank

>>73773133
Wrong

>>73773048
Herr OP,
Well, oldfag reporting, who, thanks to Hollande, thought he had a chance to learn coding, but it doesn't work out. Didn't find an internship (because I wasn't in a decent school, I didn't want to learn Illustrator and shit). Caught in an absurd double-bind internship, need to drink hard tonight.

>>73773070
they would've destroyed the empire in a similar way to the yanks mate

>>73773125

>being this deluded

Chad fucks everyone when he's drunk

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>>73773178
Quebecois Girls >>>>>>>> """French Girls"""""

Can't post the smegma shit the video got deleted but the guy's name is Jacob Dylan Walton from Kitchener Ontario. He blocked me after i made him cry, but you can find him

>>73773230
what i meant was that we should've sided with the Germans in the first place
>>73773187

>>73773241
Don't care

cuck stamp

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>>73773197

>>73773241
dont post peoples real names please

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>>73772772
this

>no hitler
>no ww2
>no iron curtain
>a right-wing traditionell europe with stron monarchies

>>73773178
>csq pas de Marion-gf pour caresser et aimer

>>73773233
Go outside lad, why would Chad fuck some munter over Stacy?

>>73773223
Well, Monsieur,that sucks. Hope you find something better at some point.

Je suis un Pozzhahnrei. Vous voulez savoir ce qui est?

>>73773311
Alternative history is that the French get super butthurt at losing and then they have a French Hitler who invades Europe and kills all the Jews but gets cocky and tries to invade Russia and loses.

>>73773311
stop :(

making me too depressed thinking about the present that could have been

>tfw Russiabros and Germanbros don't have based royal families any more

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>>73773311
You can't have everything I guess.

>>73773223
Also I had already failed self-teaching myself.
I wonder what I'm worse at, self-teaching, or having damn classes with retarded people (and the teacher "doesn't want to let anyone down", so in the end everyone has a shit level)

>>73773329
Danke mein gut Herr.

>>73773187
The first world war was a battle of ideology, of the German spirit (which was already on the decline after unification and industrialization) and the anglo-french (lack of) spirit. It couldn't have gone any other way.

>>73773351
Ein version of Sacher-Masochism?

you would never guess how "iron" is pronounced in germany. even in public media and synced films its pronounced wrong.

>>73773382
or in Germany's case, you can have nothing

>>73773426
Not true. Bully!

>>73773133
nah that's france.
>commies and fascists topping the polls
literally LARPing 1930s germany

>>73773408
Do you mean "aion" in english ?
Or do you mean the translation for "iron" in german ?

>>73773359
>butthurt
butthurt when your enemy got totally wrecked 4/5 years later?
when in the end your allies choose to remain allies and include you in the winner group? (UN security council...)

not that butthurt TTYTT
we won both WW, more or less.

only problem is we have a massive lumpen proletariat, but that isn't really specific to us.

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Germany needs a Celtic region

>>73773516
How do the French deal with the fact, that they only got named a "winner" to shut them up?

>>73773516
It was an alternative history lad

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why can't we just like each other

>>73773513
>Do you mean "aion" in english ?
this.
its pronounced with hard R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG-PlATm9qg

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>>73773592
Constant dick measuring contest.

>>73773592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R_l9KbYpag

(1 minute 50 seconds) some feels for you, Hans.

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>>73773634
There are some people in northern England that pronounce it like "eye-ron"

>>73773673
wat
where?

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>>73773359
yeah but the french wouldn't stand a chance against russia, germany and gb. the war would be over in max. 1-2 years. the german-prussian state always was quite militaristic, fance has a huge coastline and can't start their own version of barbarossa , because of all the central european countries in the way.
millions of european and jewish deaths could have been avoided

there's too many people in europe

too many people in the world in general

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>>73773634
I RUN MAN

how to get French gf?

Any you lads want REAL feels? Enjoy the decline of Britain as a geopolitical, cultural, economic and military power summed up in 15 minutes of archive footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

>>73773706
i don't see an "i" in /fug/, seamus

>>73773728
dont be british

>>73773728
say you're english, that'll do it

>>73773741
watched that like eight times by now, lad. the feels are addictive.

Showed it to my gf as well and she thought it was very sad

>>73772862
French diplomat's daughter anon

We meet again

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>>73773762
i'm not english

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*traverse ton champ*

>>73773762
sayin you're scottish will work better

>>73773817
you don't have to be english to say you're english

>>73773817
wyt ti'n siarad cymraeg met?

>>73773516
dumb frogposter doesnt into english

>>73773802
It really is a great bit of work, that one random anime pic showing up out of nowhere pisses me off though.

>>73773847
that's very english
>les pires faux-cul du monde les english putain
>nos cousins adorés quand-même...

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*blocks your path*

*makes a really uncomfortable post*
hahaha, whoops! hah, sorry about that!

>>73773885
yeah, i fucking hate that too. and the molyneux extract. totally ruins the subtlety of the redpill

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>>73773863
No

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>>73773892
*finds another path*

>>73773931
*farts*
ah oui

C'est le nouveau /fr/ ?

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>>73773964
*teleports behind you*

>Germany
Best place to spend youth, getting training/education/experience
>Britain
Best place to start a family, start a career, live amongst a community
>France
Best place to retire and enjoy the rest of your days in leisure

for UK and France though, countryside is better. In Germany, I think urban city life is probably better

>>73773934
didn't mind the molyneux part to be honest desu

>>73774132
What if you find Germans intolerable

>>73774132
this, this is true

>>73774132
Pretty much.

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>>73774093
Hahah, you guys are stuck in History, right...
Hey, it's ok, it's all over now...
Present is right now, and future awaits you!

Come on, germanfag, take a breath and live on.

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>>73774093
*stabs you in the back*

>>73774152
>Germans intolerable
why?
pretty sure what you think is not true.

>>73774152

I upset a couple of Germans last time i was there. I also upset some Germans in Belgium too.

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>>73774203
but he was joking

>>73774132
>Best place to spend youth, getting training/education/experience
Why would you want to spend your youth being indoctrinated into a cult of collective guilt?

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>>73774233

do Germans have a good sense of humour or are they actually autistic?

>>73774278
You as an american would know everything about Germany, right?

>>73774278
German universities are free and there are loads of jobs throughout Germany. in most countries, you look for jobs, but in Germany, the jobs look for you. It's probably one of the most efficient places around to get training for whatever you want to do with the rest of your life.

>>73774264
You're such a french thinking people have humour because you have.
They don't.
Germans don't have a sense of humour.

>Germony/Britland/Frunce

Why are these 3 countries the most powerful in europe? Opinions?

>>73774286
Now they don't have the least sense of humour.
As for humour
Britain >>>>>>> France >> Germany

>>73774286
>do Germans have a good sense of humour
in average, maybe not. but a lot do have it.
>>73774334
>loads of jobs throughout Germany
"no".

>>73774334
>In Germany,the jobs look for you.
False. The rest is true though. In terms of education,training,etc., one of the best places to be in Europe.

>>73774335
seriously, he was just joking, read the previous posts

whatever happened to the three puffs and a piano

>>73774402

Because they are the biggest.

>>73774402
I mean what's left. Eastern Europe? Those are great countries but nothing you would call powerful. Spain ? Italy? Nahhh. The Northern ones come pretty close to us, but lack the geographical position.

>>73774500
Spain is also big, it's a shithole though

>>73774487
The one starting with "travers ton champ"
and then he responding with "blocks your path" ?

He's no joke.
He's german.
He really blocks your path.
He really kills you.
He really don't have ANY kind of sense of humour.

Believe me.

>>73774500
Italia, Spain, Ukraine, Poland are nearly the same size and/or the same population though.

>>73774580
I can't say if you're joking or just very autistic.

TUEZ LES BLANCS.

>>73774402
>France and Britain
clinging on to the last vestiges of power of our old Empires and didn't rely completely on them like Spain and Portugal did (because we still have a good service sector, France still has a booming tourism industry, and we both have capable militaries)
>Germany
booming manufacturing nation thanks to the financial policies of post-war West Germany plus the German-biased nature of how the Euro and EU works. Also, lots of science and tech, a nation of engineers

>>73774642
fuck off nigger

>>73774333
No, just picked it up from all the Germans here who complain about how they learn nothing about their history in school besides what happened between 1932-1945. Some Austrian told me he had to watch the same Holocaust documentary three times.

Compare that to the UK where they learn almost nothing about Northern Ireland, the Indian famines, etc. Do they even learn about Italian Fascism in Italy?

>>73774402
You're forgetting the drunken bear in the room.

>>73774554
>The Northern ones come pretty close to us
too small populations, maybe per capita but not raw figures

>>73774642
oh, hi Algerian friend.

>>73774560
>>73774581

Except for Italy all the countries you mentionnes have 20 millions less people than France of U.K.

As for Italy, late industrialisation in the South, late unification and rampant corruption have hold the country back quite hard.

>>73774675
Britain has historically done nothing wrong though

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>>73774675
>Some Austrian told me he had to watch the same Holocaust documentary three times.
a classic

>>73774675
russia hasn't been european since 1917.

maybe earlier.

>>73774645
Well, good resume.

>Russia has suddenly changed its geographical position in 1917
Ah yes

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>>73774714
prfft

>>73774756
"Europe" as a label is more cultural than geographic. Turkey more or less comes under Europe's geographic sphere, but it is far from being culturally European.

Argentina is more European than most of Russia.

>>73774708
Good point desu.

>>73774667
>he doesnt know the cancer of /fr/
>its now contamining his general too
Haha aint going nowhere achmed
Wait until nas*im know of this place too

>>73774618
as-tu déjà vécu en allemagne ? tu as déjà vécu dans ce pays, à l'intérieur, en immersion ?

>>73774806
he already does

>>73774687
Anglicism nauséabond

>>73774823
non, mais ça ne peut pas être vrai. Tout le monde a de l'humour. C'est juste un cliché sur les allemands.

>>73774867
fuck off savage

filtered algeria

>>73774806
to be fair i dont mind you shitposting here. as long as you dont cross the sea.

>>73774877
eh ben va voir par toi-même au lieu de postuler irrationnellement que c'est un cliché.

tu me feras un email quand t'auras compris ce que je veux dire.

>>73774867
It's the new /fr/. We speak English now, face it.

>>73774877
t.Hans abu Merkel al almani

>>73774933
Bin t'énerves pas; et donnes moi un exemple issu de ta virée en Allemagne, anon.

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Anglican Protestantism, Lutheran Protestantism, or Roman Catholicism

which is superior?

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WHAT IS THAT? CAPITULATION?

>>73774943
Race de soumis cocu haha je rêve

>>73774877

C'est pas un cliché c'est une incompréhension culturelle.

Leurs humour est simplement incompréhensible pour un francophone.

On a le même problème avec les suisses allemands et vis versa.

>>73774993
S-science?

Can't wait till our cancer arrives. Hopefully never.

>>73775019
I don't understand. Please speak a civilised language.

>>73775034
Oh no. Please no. It was going so well.

We English are more french than german

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>>73775000
Whoops.

which one of us is going to go full Muslim first, lads?

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>>73774714
The Boers did nothing wrong and Cecil Rhodes was a disgusting wannabe Jew gay boi who was literally bankrolled by the Rothschilds. Also, you handed a racist but entirely functioning country to a retarded black Marxist with a Hitler mustache.

>>73775020
>Leurs humour est simplement incompréhensible pour un francophone.
Vraiment ? T'aurais un petit exemple (par curiosité, genre une blague allemande ou autre...)

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>>73775020
pretty sure I understand this post

feeling very proud

>>73775050
Tu veux dire l'arabe??
Ok, nadine omouk fdp

>>73775028
Burn Heretic!

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European history can be summarised with this image.

A charming and daring Anglo action hero.
A sexy and classy French romance.
An evil genius Germanic villain.

>>73775080
I bet on germoney, followed by france, then england.
except maybe if marine becomes president, and a miracle happens in germany.

>>73775129
kek

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>>73775102
>l'arabe
Beurk, non. Pas le langage des maths et des terroristes.

>>73775156
Don't be silly. It's not as bad over here as /int/ wants you to believe.

>>73775201

What does Beurk mean?

>>73775156
you lost that bet already.
engelel and france are lost already.
the falldown of germoney is still on its beginnings.

>>73775090

https://youtu.be/DphdLmP9P8w

>>73775246
I know it lad, i'm just bantering.
>>73775285
Something like "erk" or "eww" idk. It's a sound for "disgusting".

>>73775285
it's the sound for disgust
dunno how to say that in english

>>73775129
>European history
What is italy? You three will never come close to it even if you tried
>rome
>best language
>best food
>best art
>best architecture
>best women
>best fashion sense
>best sport cars
>best music
>best catholics
>rocco sifredi

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>>73775156
France will never become muslim

>>73775443
>What is italy?

too right mate, what IS italy?

>>73775443
>rocco sifredi
Isn't it haram ?

>>73775427
>>73775409

Nice one.

Un autre fil européen, au cas où
Another european (de/brit/fr) thread created
Ein neue Europaische "thread" war geborn

>>73775165
>>73775165
>>73775165

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>>73772772
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

>>73775443
the nation state of Italy has done fuck-all, really

the historic land of Italy and its historic kingdoms, empires, duchies and republics have done more than most of us, I agree

but when we're talking about the modern nation states as they exist today, France and Britain are at the top, and Germany is close-by.

>>73775479
It is really similar to Germany to be quite honest. Except that we are a giant company and they are a giant mafia family.

>>73775535
Is this one terminateded ?

>>73775495
J'apprécie énormement

>>73775535
But why? It's only at 169 Posts.

>>73775634
C'est intéressant venant d'un gars qui dit haïr les blancs

>>73775614
no, no
just another one was made, just in case
that's nice to have nice conversation here

>>73775652
yeah sorry, no that's just a /fr/ thread if needed
let's carry on here

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>>73775679

>>73775652
there was no new /fr/ thread, the froggies need a homeland the same way /brit/ and /deutsch/ were going on

why is /fr/ so much slower than our generals though?

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>>73775679
Saved

>>73775720
french people are slower

>>73775652
Don't bother brother he is a retard
He hails from jeuxvideo.com filter him desu its like the french reddit

>>73775720
most french people have work, so they need to sleep at night.

>>73775090

Toujours dans le même délire:

https://youtu.be/gSwE9VR8wnU

T'as même pas besoin de comprendre la langue, les mimiques suffisent. C'est juste... différent.

>>73773236
neat cherry-picking

>>73775742


hey!

>>73775691

I think his hatred is just jealousy tbf

>>73775771
They have to get up that early to go on strike? Who organized that shit?

>>73775771
>most french people have work
French youth unemployment rate is at like 20% isn't it?

>>73775720
Because posts on fr have to respond to quality standards that are valued over quantity by allah i will never dare to post anything that isn't of great relevance to my Baguette loving compatriotes

/fug/ rule: filter Algerians

>>73775691
C'est que tu me connais pas nouvellepedale
>>73775801
>cette psychologie de comptoire
Post dents...

>>73775779
C'est vrai que la première vidéo est bizarre, ça a l'air d'être un genre de télé-réalité/émission pourrie.
Pour la seconde, je comprends pas l'allemand... Désolé.

>/fug/ rule: go back to Pakistan

why do frenchmen and spaniards look the same

How many posters does your general normally have? /deutsch/ is boasting around 40 to 60 people.

>>73775833
>Who organized that shit?
I heard it's someone called "mélenchon" or something like that.

>>73775833
hey man, don't bother, we all have different society models... there's no point saying our strikes are a proof of our laziness.

we have strike in our law, so people use it. but we know and like to be efficient, what do you think.

now move on with your oldie.

>>73773572
Bielefeld is Celtic enough
it doesnt exist

>>73775836
Yes, but people like him>>73775908
distort statistics.

>>73775937
Algeranon; François l'Algérois bonapartiste et défenseur de la France et des valeurs françaises*

>>73775964
>I heard it's someone called "mélenchon" or something like that
c'est dans la loi, connard... et il y a des grèves depuis avant que tu sois né, alors juste ferme-la...
voir le post que je viens de faire
>>73775982

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>>73775791
t. Jealous Anglo

>>73775933

c'est trop long à traduire mais disons que clairement ça va pas te décrocher un sourire même si tu comprenais.

Ils ont juste une autre conception de ce qui est drôle.

Certains ont parfois énormément de mal avec le second degré (cynisme, ironie etc...) et goûtent assez peu à ce genre de blague.

Ceci étant dit une fois que tout le monde est bourre c'est toujours très sympa !

/fug/ has been ruined by frenchmen

I regret what I said about germans and germany

>>73775943
both are moor
>>73775908
>C'est que tu me connais pas nouvellepedale
au contraire, je te connais bien mon jeune ami.

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>>73776031

>>73776031
nah try actually living in quebec all your life

and no i don't live in an english ghetto

>>73776024
T'énerves pas mon pote, je blague. Tout le monde est tendu avec les élections en ce moment...

>>73776047
Your error was to post a link in the old /fr/ desu.
All the "only french speaking" guys came here.

>>73776101

Faut dire que vous avez trouver le moyen d'avoir une jolie brochette de bras cassés comme candidats.

Je ne vous envie pas du tout d'avoir a choisir.

>>73776005
> the white algerian devil keep us down
Literally nigger mentality

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>>73776076
>>73776080
Right side: Anglo Canadians
Left side: Quebecois

>>73776101
>je blague
Ouais mais en fait non, tu blagues pas. Désolé. Si t'étais instruit et que tu jouais subtilement sur la notion, je comprendrais.

Je te pose la question : est-ce qu'un seul candidat des présidentielles a ne serait-ce que parlé de ce point du droit français ?

Je t'écoute me dire "non", pour que tu puisses me prouver que le côté "grève" n'a rien a voir avec un quelconque candidat.

>>73776062
C'est ton avis...

>>73776200
i mean sure our women are still more attractive than the anglo ones but fuck, they're not that pretty

>>73776200
fucking duckfacing cunt

>>73776162
Effectivement... D'ailleurs pas mal de gens ne savent pas vraiment qui choisir.
Bref, on verra bien qui sera élu.
>>73776211
Oh là là, t'es un chieur toi. J'ai pas envie de discuter politique pendant trois heures, désolé.

>>73776200
Spotted the canadian

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>>73776047
time for a coalition force I believe

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>>73776332
great idea

>>73776332
Oh now you realise that.

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>>73776332
You had needed half of europe the last time it happened.

>>73776396

only 78 years too late.

>>73776420
france had a higher population than england :)

>>73776420
>france lost to algeria lol
Know your master before.oppening your mouth frog now.go make.me le omelette du frommage cocu

>>73776446
That doesn't explain everything. Anyway, I don't want a new coalition desu. Please forgive my countrymen for being young and stupid.

>>73776420
>declare war on everyone
>WAHH UNFAIR YOU GANKED US
you're just as bad as naziboos my friend

the french lose to everyone

>>73776526
acting like france declared war on everyone minimises the british role in severely fucking boney over

>>73776527

Tbf they have ace food and quality beaches.

>>73776517
what do you think the West will look like if Le Pen wins? i'm finding it really hard to imagine a timeline where Brexit, Trump, FN and maybe Putin are all on the same side

>>73776527
But they're still here to banter you. Nobody can kill the French, face it.

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>>73776527
well fuck you we have the second greatest maritime ownings on earth, right juste behind the USA.
now go take a pee a come back when you're done so we can discuss the meaning of the word "strategy"

who /NEET/ here?

\o

>>73776558
would've been interesting if /ourlad/ Nelson lost Trafalgar

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>>73776580
it's too late
it's all too late
the damage has been done, these are just frantic efforts to repair it

we still have literally millions of brown people producing untold thousands of children every year, even if we bring immigration to 0

same story in europe, russia and america

Why do england cucks spend 400 billions à year to maintain an old bitch with a cunt drier than the sahara and hope that god saves her? God'd better save them instead

>>73776647
the french would've destroyed britain

>>73776576
well fuck you that's note untrue

on the other side

you have fecking nice backyards and hills and shores and fecking good public houses and good community-spirit in everyday life I think

>>73776680
nah napoleon couldnt invade britain, he made a whole fleet of transports but they all fucking broke

pax franca however

>>73776633
You misspelled greece*...

>>73776666
Oooh

>>73776640
I work in my parents' restaurant washing dishes to make some cash because I don't have any real skills to work better jobs

also redoing my A Levels because I didn't study the first time lol

I want to go to university but I'll probably be 21 by the time I get to that stage (I'm 19 now)

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its always the same. brits and french hate themselves and we are the bad guys...

>>73776736
>I want to go to university
what for?

>>73776763
Qualifications are good to have in Britain. I'd like to go somewhere in the academic world. Probably history. I could end up helping make documentaries on the BBC, or work a comfy job at a museum

>>73776744
kek
they hate us even more

>>73776744
Once again whites are too premitive to unite and can't resist their primal urges to wage war against one another no wonder the eu is a "bordel sans nom"

>>73774993
L'atheisme est clairement superieur.
Inb4 muh fedora lel

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>>73776744
>>73776809
come on lads
we love you german cousins
we just have historically more commonpoints with britanny I think

>>73776800
You want to be a homo period
Lol nobody fucks historians

>>73776868
gib elsass-lothringen plox

>>73776828
atheism is too nihilistic for me tbqh lad
and too simplistic as well

if you actually spend some time thinking about purpose in the universe, looking at the natural beauty and the complexities of our minds, ideas, even look at the magic of science and what we know

I'm not saying there's a god, but there has to be some kind of greater force. And I think religions in society can help bring forth that kind of spiritual energy on to a people

>>73776714

I love going to France, I'd move there if i could speak French properly but i "learnt" French from my family in Belgium...

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>>73776886
hereya go
here you have france in the first plan
and germany (schwarzwälder) in the far
isnt' that beautiful?

>>73776827
t. still lives in the borders we drew for you

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going to bed

Algeria 3000 years of existence
Always peaceful never declared war to anyone
>wh*te devil
>waged war on virtually every nation on earth including his own kind in just half a century
WHO IS THE CIVILIZED??
>>73776896
the greater force has a name
[spoiler]allah[/spoiler]

>>73776896
Beyond the concept of god, what are the chance that an almighty being would take time only for the human specie and then proceed to make us write books made up of either plan retarded or childish stuff (flat earth, etc) and then let us kill each other based on contractions within those said books.

That's far beyond what anybody in his right mind would even consider if the topic were on any different matter.

>>73777006
must be mad having a literal border with another cunt right there

is there anything marking it?

>>73776927
Il y a peu ou pas de différence honnêtement.
On pourrait dire la même chose globalement pour nos amis suisses et luxembourgeois.

>>73777048
germans don't believe in them

>>73777038
the sheer fact of islam existing in algeria means that you have declared war on human decency

>>73777048
Good point, mate.
There's a river which lies inside this wide, flat piece of land... That's the border

>>73777007
>whenever your nationalism grows your borders shrinks hahahhaha can't make this shit up

>>73777106
Fuck off chong don't you have some jap to accuse of raping your women for gibs or something?

>>73777084

I know but i can't converse in French as Belgians always spoke to me in English the second they realised it'd be quicker that way.

>>73777163
nah i'm part of the most powerful race in the world (quebec)

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need a sweaty french gf

>>73777180
Ça doit être des flamands ou des bruxellois, les wallons sont aussi mauvais que nous en anglais.

>>73777192
Nice try everyone knows the homosexual race is the most powerful race in the world.

>>73777216
there's something silly about his hair.

>>73777236
that's not very halal of you to say

How come wherever i go no one likes me ?? i just want to be your friend ;_;

>>73777259
he's an overall silly person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5fRRfKsr6U

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>>73777259
actual pic

>>73777022
Gute Nacht :3

>>73777229

It was mainly in Bruxelles but also Namur. I dont really know any flemmish people.

>>73777272
Thats very hallal in a religion that hates women
Homosexual love is pure love
>prophet mohammad used to kiss his children penises

Non-ironiquement mon 2è post sur mon 1er malinphone! Je ne serai plus jamais seul!
Je galère sans 4chX, et le clavier est loin de mes espérances, mais depuis des années que j'espérais poster mon dernier sms en T9, c'est enfin réalité!

>>73777281
>How come wherever i go no one likes me ??
>>73777329
>Homosexual love is pure love
well...

>>73777297
>>73777304
who's that guy?

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>tfw there's a 30% chance of me getting a divorce already if i ever get married
>this is only if the next person i have sex with is the person i marry

welp haha

>>73777006
foreground, kop1

>>73777347
Germany no!

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>>73777374
Tim Byrne, /brit/ meme and mentalist schizo
can give a quick rundown if you're interested

>>73777390
a qt trap gf(male) will never divorce you

'nenuit
nightie night
guten abend, gute nacht,

/fug/

This whole "being alive" gimmick is getting a bit stale imo

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>>73777374
Timothy James Byrne Flat Spracklen House Marlow SL72QH rented flat since Jan 2013

once had a wife and kids and worked as an actor playing extras in films

now he fucks bears, plays the same songs every day and uploads the same youtube videos multiple times a day, has a paranoia fear of the dentist

>>73777472
Schlaf schön :3

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>>73777455
please
we have someone similar. a retarded version so to speak

>>73777455
don't bother, mate
but thx for answering
looks kinda weird
>>73777497
confirmed

he looked like a pretty nice guy though.. what happened?

>>73777497
you have a nation wide epidemic of paranoia fear of the dentist

>>73777412
im warming my oven already.

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>>73777554
>>73777550
schizo runs in his family
his brother induced it earlier on in life by using acid and LSD
Tim himself developed it at the actual time and it's sent him into a paranoid delusional spiral
there is a much longer story involving many shenanigans but i've kept it very brief
the reason he looks so sweaty is because he applies bio-oil to his face twice a day under the belief it lengthens his life

average video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6H9Nki2iGc

>>73777554
>>73777639

Tim is a very sweet man with a very sad story.

Cute Tim :3 -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7zTPRZWMlE

>>73777624
I am actually jewish and you revived many of my grand fathers bad memories transmited through genetic memory i can almost see Ann frank standing near the camp's fence i deamand reparation gibs

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>>73777701
sure. at first ill provide you a free shower. this way, please.

I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long.

>>73777755
i think i've said "Tomorrow for sure" every day for the past three years

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>>73777683
that is heartwarming

>>73777727
Pretty sure this would get you at least a fine in any german court i smell the shekels from here (don't ask how)
*rubs hands in (((kike)))*
>>73777755
Can shitting have pregnancy like effects on your tummy? How heavy was your dump nigga? Did you shit that MOAB in Afghanistan?

>>73777868
>Can shitting have pregnancy like effects on your tummy? How heavy was your dump nigga? Did you shit that MOAB in Afghanistan?
Lay off the hash my brother

>>73777048
Uh, don't you have with Scotland and Wales?

>>73777901
don't reply to it

>>73777914
neither of those are real countries

>>73777868
>Pretty sure this would get you at least a fine in any german court
"no".

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We'll make a new thread tomorrow when the frogs, krauts and bongs are all awake.

Use this thread until it reaches page 10.

Goodnight lads xx

>>73777985
Lets settle this in a friendly manner send me feet pics and i wont speak about your antisemitism to your next chanselor turbo kike schultz and i am sure he would fine the shit out of you goy
>>73777915
Ignoring the algerian is just fear of the unkown there are no other posters than me itt there was never any other posters on 4chan but me proxying and engeneering all the memes you are part of my expériment aimed to see your reaction to memes

>>73778171
>Lets settle this in a friendly manner send me feet pics
"no".
im headding to bed now with my wonderful gf. (male)

>>73778327
>wonderful gf. (male)
Patrician taste
Good night.

>>73777982
I was expecting such an answer, kek

>>73773634
is not that bad desu

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Before the thread is kill I have to post this

It's a comic about a French ironman during WWI with a captain america mentality