/brit/

Pakis out

i'll allow it

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Soon

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THINGS

anime

>>73769583
Cummy ko

whats the edition?

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the gf

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Please,I need some good fedoras for my collection
Will be posting what I have

>>73769583
I wonder how big Kumikos penis is. I bet she would just smash that hole of mine bloody.

why does every two bit hack host a podcast these days

the most annoying english verbs:
get
set

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need a 2d tanker gf

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>Please,I need some good fedoras for my collection
>Will be posting what I have

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wonder how long it'll take them to remove this from the list this time

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>Please,I need some good fedoras for my collection
Will be posting what I have

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chakras are perfeclty aligned lads

health
>diet consisting of natual and cheap ingredients: oats, rice, milk, chicken, veg and fish (but not those high in mercury)
>hit up both macros and micros seamlessly
>bicycling daily
>lifting well above 1/2/3/4, 4 times a week
>use non-sls, parabens soaps, shampoo and washing up liquid, use fluoride-free toothpaste (to protect the ole 'neal gland) and aluminium-free deoderent
>use non BPA plastic containers/water bottles
>grow a selection of herbs and have a complete kitchen in terms of equipment and ingredients

mind
>spend free time practicing a musical instrument, learning a foreign language, doing maths and reading philosophy
>just finished a novel moving onto another
>got a first class degree and a masters, all debt free though.
>literally work in a very good university doing research with option of doing phd
>meditate twice to thrice a week
>do random moral acts of kindness for strangers in the street when possible
>plan to start learning python and improve my understanding of physics
>plan on growing some peyotes

money
>work 4 days a week but earn above avg wages
>have multiple alternative job opportunities in the bag (with better career advancement prospects than this one)
>shrewd banking technique taking advantage of switching fees, good interest rates and cashback from a variety of banks
>putting a few hundred a month into a variety of stocks and bonds (reading a book on this atm)
>live incredibly frugally, no frivolous spending, tend only buy things to replace broken things
>signed up for various freebee sites and fully exploit discounts such as ticketsplitting

romance
>had a loving relationship with a really good sex life
>her visa ran out but i'm going over to her country to visit her, probably going to make a long term thing of it

how are your chakras /brit/?

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Need a bf.

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>When a yank says he "won't be participating"

This GE is clearly due to the tensions between the US and North Korea. TM is not elected and if the tensions rise to a dangerous level, is powerless. This GE will simply secure her majority and her almost certain re-election will give her the ability to push a retaliation or at least support the US’ positive.

favourite blacked scene?

>>73769735
She's a dyke though

Seems like leaders aren't made the way they used to be desu.
Blair, bush, you can hate their policies but they were charismatic lads

>>73769667
editionless edition

pavement

A party that properly funds the NHS and abolishes tuition fees and invests in our young people, removes working tax credits, closes tax loopholes for the rich and abolishes private schools, protects the environment and animals gets my vote.

End of.

>>73769764
Theresa May's strategey is to say as little as possible as unclearly as possible

and some how the majority laps it up

really sets my wheels in motion

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>tfw you could have stopped it

APOLOGISE

>>73769730
how much you overhead press then

>>73769639
need a Kimmy Granger BLACKED scene tbqh

Con plans to bring back grammars & 11+, that will unfairly relegate intelligent late developers into an unintellectual underclass.

I'm not voting for a Govt that wants that, bad as mass immigration, it's supporters are anti-community parasites trying to get unfair advantage for their kids over others.

>>73769656
Never actually asked her out or did anything. Pretty dumb because it was really obvious she was interested. One time she waited after our class was over and we walked to the bus stop together and made awkward conversation and another time her friend spoke about the blatant sexual tension and once she even blurted out something like "Fuck me, anon". But I was expecting her to do all the work because I was too afraid of being rejected when it was like a literal harem anime.

In my rented flat in High Wycombe
might do a piano practice
*hits random keys and mumbles to myself*

Plans for the weekend lads?

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You people have stood in my way long enough: I'm going to clown college!

Health
>Eating well
>No more microwave dinners and saturated fats
>Not drinking too much
>Regular exercise at the gym
>Three days a week

Mind
>Sleeping well
>No bad dreams
>No paranoia
>No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
>Concerned but powerless
>An empowered and informed member of society
>Pragmatism not idealism

Money
>Comfortable
>Getting on better with associate employee contemporaries
>Will frequently check credit at moral bank
>Charity standing orders
>On Sundays ring road supermarket
>Car wash, also on Sundays

Romance
>Fond but not in love
>A good memory
>Still cries at a good film
>Still kisses with saliva
>No longer empty and frantic
>That's driven into frozen winter shit
>The ability to laugh at weakness
>Calm
>Fitter, healthier and more productive
>A pig in a cage on antibiotics

It's over lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39634681

Press F to spit on his grave

F

>>73769820
75kg PR

What's the latest on Soph Aspin

>>73769833
Relax for the first time in months

>>73769833
commits suicide

>intellectual late developers
Complicated way to say thickos desu

>>73769857
does anyone read these?

>>73769713
it only means god is great bigot

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>>73769857
Always makes me sad

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>Mahiedine M had made a video featuring the black flag of the so-called Islamic State group, an Uzi sub-machine gun, and a newspaper depicting a presidential candidate, Mr Molins said

I wonder which candidate that could be...

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>>73769909
i do

>>73769868
she did a collab with little T

pretty sick ngl

>>73769833
sit in a dark room until i turn 21
then continue sitting

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Wahey lads, finally hit the 100 kg club

Understand FACTS first, ,. At the very beginning of the whole globe earth thing a guy called Eratosthenes first tried to get the theory of heliocentrism to float. It didn't.
Then some time later a guy called Copernicus re-introduced the theory of heliocentrism, and did not really want his "work" to be published until after his death, bu the Jesuit Vatican was in the middle of a problem with a guy called Martin Luther and needed a major distraction and so pushed the Copernican model and came up with the Gregorian calendar around the same time.
It is important to understand that one of the reasons Rome pushed it was due to the history of the Knights Templar, Rome's military order, who picked up a bunch of no so Biblical beliefs in Kabbalah, Eastern Gnostic Mysticism, and magik along their journeys to the point of being excommunicated for devil worship and the occult. The descendants of the Templars are another military order attached to Rome and that is The Jesuit Order.
Having already been infiltrated by the occultist influence of Gnosticism the Jesuits were only too happy to put the sun in the middle of everything, being somewhat sun worshipers anyway.
So, the theory of heliocentrism got traction. This opened the door for endless space and the possibility of alien life, and that gave birth to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, but for it all to get a firm hold a guy named Newton showed up with yet another theory, the theory of gravity. Newton spent pages upon pages of convoluted equations to try to prove his theory, but fell flat. Not wanting to let a dead horse lie, yet another guy was brought into the picture, a theoretical physicist by the name of Albert Einstein and his job was to come up with a mathematical way of proving what Newton, Copernicus and company has already committed to, so a complicated, far reaching supplementary theory was required and Einstein came up with just the thing, the theory of relativity.

>>73769833
Heading out with the gf on friday for dinner, we hit a Turkish meze last time for maybe a steak house or something this weekend.

Probably out with the lads on Saturday night to pull a couple slags

>>73769909
Maybe if you did you would realise it's not serious

>>73769945
fair enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wZppcWzcXA

me at the club

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>>73769762
And I'm gay!

>>73769934
so very peaceful. really effective way of proving the french right wong.

antonym of retarded is?

>think girl likes me
>post texts on /brit/ to get the lads' opinions
>they say she doesn't like me
>trust them
>turns out she did like me, but lost interest after i never made a move
fucking faggots

>>73769959
Going up or down?

>>73769918
Makes me sad because it makes me realise the normie life which idealise and strive to achieve is actually even more crushingly depressing than my own.

>>73769966
SURELY no one reads these?

>>73769959
hey fatty boom boom

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Stacey

in a pretty expensive jeep today lads

made me feel important ngl

>>73769979
>tfw can just tell this was filmed in a barratt

fuck off
just fuck off

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>>73769583

>>73769994
gifted

At the end of work today, a woman with purple hair asked if I'd seen her email regarding covering her shifts since she has final university exams next month. I replied "no" and then clarified that I'd seen it but I am not interested in covering her shifts. I was packing away my stuff, she continued talking, asked why I wouldn't do it, said that she'd cover some of my shifts "possibly in June", I didn't reply and assume she walked away at some point. I feel as if agreeing to her request would be doing her a favour and I don't believe I should do a favour for someone if the first time they speak to me it's to ask for that favour. Admittedly she never had a reason to speak to me before this but still she should have known it was insulting to request something from a stranger. I was shocked when she responded with "Why?" though, she made it sound as if it was normal to cover colleagues shifts in every instance.

>>73770016
>asking autists for advice about girls

Is your IQ single digits? Might as well ask a Sudanese farmer about astro physics

>impressed by a car
>impressed by a fucking Jeep

hello runt

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donald trump jr & family

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the gf

>>73770068
thought this was a normie general tbph

>>73770035
portugal actually

>>73770016
Lmao this happened to me as well.

The only girl i've ever been successful with is one where I just disregarded everything 4chan told me about women.

>>73770067
autistic cunt

>>73770089
>Normies are considered the norm on 4chan
Why am I still here?

>>73770028
So in the end game of the last 500 years what we ended up with was a theory that required another theory that gave birth to a theory that was supported by yet another theory to be conclusively "proven" by a theory, and at no stage along the way has any concrete proof ever been offered, not so much as an iota of hard scientific method empirical evidence to support any of these cockamamie theories.
There is no globe earth. There is no gravity. There is no evolution.There are no extraterrestrial aliens. What there is is a level plane earth that is immovable and stationary, and that hard empirical scientific method evidence proves beyond the shadow of doubt.

>>73769760
Joseline Kelly

oh god
told the gf lads
she thinks i'm weird now

babestation

Reddit's bullying fellow incels lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/662fx4/why_is_bullying_so_mainstream_and_accepted_on/

>>73770080
that jeep was worth more than your entire family lmao

>>73770129
told her what?

>>73770121
off to 8 with all the other spastics lad

>>73770019
>copying antifascist action logos
Sad!

>>73769639
What's her full name?

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White American Protestants love converting to Judaism for some reason.

>>73770085

Noice

>>73770083

nice Jewish family

reckon it'd be cool to be good at chess (*dons fedora*)
tfw too lazy and stupid to learn how to get good though

>>73770085
tiffany cappotelli

one of my favourite wanks x

ive got 350 euros in cryptocurrency atm, should i cash in or should i keep trading?

>>73770019
>muh safe spaces
are people still convinced the left/right are not the same

>>73770168
Nicole Aniston

>>73770204

Cash in and buy some stuff.

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>>73770178
not jewish

>>73770171
You can't convert into Judaism

>>73770182
I used to be excellent at it but then I played lots of video games when I was a teenager so my brain broke

post a pic of yourselves lads I don't believe any of you are attractive

>>73770171
they basically already are jewish
they're certainly far more zionist than the average jew

aaah yes, '''''incels''''''


>the world owes me pussy, even If I put absolutely no effort into my appearance, understanding girls, or even interacting with them

>>73770222
ta mate, image searching didn't yield any results

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>>73770238

>>73770229
Yes you can.

¡Buenas noches! :D

thinking of taking up a religion

>>73770229
yes you can

>>73770238
I never claimed to be attractive.

>>73770229
yes you can

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>>73769934
>It is a working assumption of the French intelligence services that Islamist extremists would like to target the elections.

>The line of reasoning goes like this: if there is a lethal attack, then people are more likely to vote for the far-right - and that is what the jihadists want, because a victory for Marine Le Pen could tip the country into chaos.

>BBC

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>>73770238

>>73770182
1. Control the central squares with pawns and pieces
2. Open up files away from your castled king for your rooks
3. ???
4. Checkmate, atheists

thinking of having a wank

>>73769730
The ol' 'come to /brit/ to show off because I can't do it in real life as I'll get bullied'

Ahh yes, very strong moral character you have.

>>73770238
I think I'm pretty average. Not unattractive and maybe I'm someone type but definitely not more than like a 6/10.

>>73770272
You can practice Judaism, but you can't convert into it

>>73770274

Fuck off.

>>73770279
scientology desu

going down the shankhill road, you lads want aything?

>>73770315
Yes you can convert.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_to_Judaism

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>>73770238
not attractive but I'm too high to care about being bantered

how many wanks per week?

2 here thursday/saturday

>>73770254
that's not what incel means
reckon you should stop projecting la x

choon
h
o
o
n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs

>>73770309
I live a quiet life in reality
Those who know me closely are happy with me and I'm happy with them.

I seek to inspire others on /brit/

>>73770315
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_to_Judaism

there's still a hierarchy between racial jews and converts though

>>73770343
IMAJUN

>>73770343
>german flag
FOH

>>73770347
Might sound crazy but I've never done it before. Almost 25 years old.

>>73770295
This is unironically true though.

The concept of the "gray zone" is as old as Al Qaeda itself. It's always been their goal.

>>73770343
Deano

conservatism is the new counter culture

>>73770350
what is it then? That's what it looks like.

>>73770371
Hmm fair enough I learned differently

>>73770360
nice MS Paint comic dude

>>73770360
>He doesn't know this is a radical centrist general

Did they sell 'nettos in Netto?

>>73770362
Great, shall be listening x

>>73770362
mad how talented kate bush was for her age

>>73770362
sends weird feels through me.

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492032727728.webm

How does this make you feel lads?

>>73770360
is that Carl Benjamin?

>>73770376
Ive heard of this before

only ever met one person that doesn't though

>>73770379
>don't say bad things about muslims because they will behead you
ah

>>73770373
do i look like that runt?

>>73770121
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492298672757.webm

>tfw dying of terminal normification
pray for me

>>73770395
"involuntary celibate"
means you dont have sex, but you'd like to. Doesn't mean you think the world owes you

>>73770343
>Scraggly facial hair
>lighter
>green jacket

scum-tech guy

The other event of the day was when I noticed an individual whose gender identity I couldn't determine, heading towards the bathroom. I changed my course and followed them, they went into the womens bathroom. This individual is short, skinny, long hair and has a goth style, I think she has breasts. It's her skin, looks like she has beard shadow. Anyway, it doesn't matter, she can be however she wants to be, just noting it confuses me. The walls of the office are glass so I'm hoping I didn't prick anyones attention when I followed her.
Ate cereal, a 400 calorie chicken salad sandwich and then when I got home I had chicken pasta, a cheese pastie and some easter egg.

>>73770455
chav and proud

>>73770343
fookin...

>>73770171
They've already had their willies destroyed
If you can't beat em, join em

Shall be voting for the party that promises the most of the following:

>republic
>proportional representation
>nationalisation of the railways
>leaving the EU
>withdrawal from NATO
>withdrawal of all UK troops stationed overseas
>relaxed firearm laws

White men can't be incel. Only volcel.

>>73770433
JUST

>>73770443
I know what it means literally, i'm commenting on the way in which the people there act, and I'd say it's accurate.

>>73769857

what is this

>>73770431
Nah more like "don't institute a far right government because it will lead Muslims to believe ISIS when they say they are persecuted and see attacking the government as self-defence". Which is perfectly logical.

Don't personally have a problem with it, Muslims belong on the cross and it will be easier to justify their removal if they all take up arms against a democratically elected government. But the BBC does because they still believe in some fantasy of a multicultural utopia.

>>73770491
>republic
binned

like the rest though

>>73770491
ye
ye
umm maybe idk
no
no
no
no

>>73770432
enough for me to be reminded of him i guess

>>73770418
all those guys died from radiation poisoning

>>73770477
Not even a chav

you look like the sort of lad who goes to a music festival without a ticket and loses his friends whilst on 2 ci

>>73770500
stop being racist to yourself

>>73770401
you need to be a cuck to convert though. because even secular jews or apostates who don't practise or observe are more respected than you forever

>tfw no Kate Bush Cathy gf

>>73770545
haha that's exactly me 2bh how'd you guess?

>>73770343
wahey its the mentalist sister puncher of old. you've put on a bit of weight since last year mate

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>>73770067
A lot of modern people are very rude without realising it at all.

I was once stopped by a young charity worker raising money for a dog shelter. I was wearing a suit and carrying a leather satchel because I'd come from work. He commented on my bag, said he knew the brand and that it's a very nice bag.

When I told him I wouldn't be donating as I was very short in money (true) he said "so how can you afford a bag like that?"

Very rude imo.

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LOADSA LOADSA LOADSA
(money money money)

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>>73770238

>>73770574
I can see it lad

as i said the scraggly facial hair, crusty jacket and the lighter

mum was talking about being accosted by a Jehovah's Witness earlier

Then she accused me of being a shy Tory later haha if only she knew

I am perhaps the most ardent brexiteer but I still shall be voting for Labour as I am very far away from England and instability leads to the kind of chaos i can play political games in to increase my power without anyone noticing

Also i have faith in corbs to stick to his roots and fuck the eu

Gf is sending me cute pictures of her tucked up in bed

>>73770606
LODS OF EMONY

>trusting the Tories

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2017/04/flashback-all-times-theresa-may-said-snap-election-was-terrible-idea

hmmm ah yes

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>>73770580
FOR THE LAST TIME I DIDNT PUNCH MY SISTER IT WAS A POLICEMAN

>>73770645
what does her bumhole smell like?

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>>73770519
>Which is perfectly logical.

>>73770616
The virgin dad

>>73770592
Charity collectors are usually much nicer but you shouldn't have lied, just say "sorry"

>>73770274
hi

Should I?

>>73770666
devil

>>73770663
whatever, its how people remember you. was it you who was inside the loony bin recently?

>>73770666
You really think Muslims are just going to go back to Pakistan without a fight?

They're an inherently violent people mate.

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>>73770238

Another day wasted lads, can WW3 come sooner ?

>>73770664
Just smells like Arse

>>73770685
been in 3 times lmao planning on doing a cheeky 'cide on the train-tracks

>>73770683
yhhh

>>73770691
pics?

>>73770661
Indeed.
Vote Corbyn

>>73770689
Pakis need to be executed, nothing less Weill do

>>73770664
remember fingering the gf
smelling my finger
and being dissapointed that it smelled of bum smells :(

>>73770705
How does her fanny taste

think i may have inadvertently started a new gimmick through a simple mistake lads

>>73770709
fuck off with this
Tim is apolitical

>>73770683

Only if you film it and put it on the internet. Im assuming you're going to murder or carjack someone.

le pen + farage just got engaged. farage is rejoining ukip. i am not sleep deprived

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>>73770709
put Tim in some North Korean style propaganda

just having a quick look at the local MP's website hmm yes

http://www.fionabruce.mp/

>>73770734
>>73770664
fingering the bum that is.

>>73770673
I wasn't lying. It's an £800 bag but that particular month I was surviving on rations.

If I had money I'd have donated some.

>>73770754
t h i c c

>>73770707
dont do it. will be sad to see a veteran /brit/ lad leave.

>>73770689
I know they are, but it isn't logical to believe in insane far-right murderers like ISIS over white traitor cucks like Labour who can't bend over for you enough no matter how much you murder or behead them

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the dream gf could be posting in this thread right now

>>73770734
>bum smells
as in shit?

>>73770734
Mate I am eating
Fuck you

reminder:

football = AFL
soccer = epl

>>73770786
defo doing it, will stream it on /brit/

bum
willy
poo

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>>73769982

>>73770767
>local MP has one of the lowest attendance rates
>also had one of the highest expenses claims
>also doesn't bother with hustings or clinics or anything
>also doesn't follow the party line that much
>can't vote him out because i live in a safe-seat and no one gives a shit

ahh yes democracy.

tfw no gf ever

>>73770722
search that hash in the archive

i think i look better in male mode but hey

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For years I've been searching for the red and white short sleeve jacket Onizuka wears. I now have to accept I will never find it.

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>>73770802
>AFL

>>73770812
see if you feel the same way after episode 1 of k-on

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>>73770744

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Jadzi >>> Ezri

Hate, hate, HATE R*ck (((Berman)))

>gay people watch anime

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>>73770817

>>73770819

who

brian snail

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>>73770819
>tfw live in third most marginal seat in the country

>>73770874
*anime makes people gay

>>73770887
jimmy nesbitt

>>73770844
anime gives me crippling depression because some norwegian chick who I turned down was into it and made me watch it before sry x

>>73770863
ED
DING
TON

>>73770911
oh :(

>>73770783
Still, just say sorry

No one wants excuses
At easy sorry actually means something

>>73770898
Saw two girls checking out the manga in a bookshop today

TNR is the patrician font

>>73770797
There are no girls on /brit/, only faggots playing pretend.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492304332527.webm

me in the middle

>>73770783

Fuck em. I give to charities every month. What do I have to show for it? Fuck all. Except a crimbo card from a dog, some other shite leaflet about wells and the red cross hasnt even bothered to ring me in 3 years to up my donation.

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>check thread
>see leaf
>see g*rman
>see a cunting hue
ah yes

>>73770882
the girl on the right's face is fucked

>>73770794
Nah, but it's just gonna increase the number of young muslims getting "radicalised". It's smart by ISIS to focus on France desu, lots of young disaffected muslims, and a strong far-right party. If Front National gets elected, there will definitely be major civil disturbances, if not outright conflict. Which is of course beneficial for ISIS, they want all the Muslims in Europe to be killed or driven back to the middle east, they see them as apostates corrupted by the West.

Like I said i have no problem with this. As far as I'm concerned, the more get radicalised, the better. Just a step on the path of binning them altogether.

>>73770911
what anime did she make you watch

>>73770964
vaginas are so fucking disgusting

gay master race

>>73770580
Story on this? /brit/ has the deepest lore.

>>73770960
Weird to think there is not a single girl on /brit/ , probably under 1% of 4chan is female.

Something about this place doesn't appeal to women.

just now I tried to take a shortcut on the walk home from work and I ended up running into a street prostitute

it was a black woman , she literally looked like the most stereotypical one you've ever seen, leather jacket, fishnets, short skirt, knee high booths, awful blonde wig, about 3 teeth, obvious junkie

i walked past her and she said "ya'rite luv haha don't be scared I don't bite haha" reaching her arm to grab my shoulder. I dodged her and sperged out as I said "I NEED TO GET HOME FOR MY TEA" before speed walking away

feeling down tonight, as usual. Honestly can't remember ever being happy. Starting to think it's about time I see someone about this.

>>73770971
ree get out of le secret banter club with the lads XDDDD
Fuck of JF :dddDDDDD this is /brit/ ok not /int/ :-DDDDD

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>>73770971

snare rush

>>73771015
just some mentally ill lad who used to get drunk and post photos of himself here like 2 years ago. he spent time in a secure unit for something. he allegedly punched his sister hence his name.

>>73770913
>Someone says Jadzia is a roastie
>Doesn't realise literally all of the Dax hosts are roasties who lust after the BKC
The difference is that Jadzia was a shameless whore where as Ezri pretended to be coy and vulnerable.

>>73771022
It's the anonymity and lack of "points" like upvotes

the ones that are here are only here because they are a minority

>>73771040
I am Greek

>>73771022
It's the bit where no-one knows who you are and there's absolutely no social standing reckon.

Women have been raised by social media to hate not being paid attention to by literally hundreds of people, it's like their worst nightmare to make endless posts and just get a few words in reply.

>>73771022
gf browses /brit/ with me pretty constantly
she likes the r9k stories and the pretend racism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-HSI-i2BEY

>>73771115
Doubt it desu mate

here i am
a lonely soul
posting my meaningless shite into the void
where did all the time go?

Business idea: Lancashire (inc. the 'pool and Manny) and Yorkshire should combine to create Lyoncashire
That way no Northerner is subhuman, and we get DOUBLE THE POWERHOUSE

>>73771115
haha yeah, pretend

>tfw did fuck all at work today
>literally just sat there looking at my phone for 8 hours

>>73771087
mirror jadzia > Jadzia
though

need a firm brexit but not too hard

>On the way home, an old woman starting walking towards me on the pavement instead of around me so I continued to walk straight at her and strongly shoulder shoved her. It felt good to let off some steam

>My dad told my mum that her cousins were coming to visit her, she cleaned much of the house and got dressed up however they did not turn up, unknown if my dad was lying or they genuinely stood her up. Pretty smart and cruel of him, I feel bad for my mother but I did mock her

>Got upset when the router was reset while I was playing Hearthstone and in response I turned off the TV

>My other sister refuses to close the living room door continually, I got so angry, I shouted at her until my throat was sore

>She wore that top I also have, I’m going to wear it to work one day, it’s not OK that she can dictate what I can and can’t wear

>What is chewing me up inside now is as similar feeling to when my Polish roommate left, that she’s gone, leaving my story and continuing her own. It makes me feel as if I’m not the main character, I’m powerless to control my story/life and that my story is irrelevant. I didn’t want her to leave, I wanted her to remain a background character in my life and she left without my permission, what I wanted didn’t matter at all and there was nothing I could do to affect things in any way whatsoever

>I had a go at my dad too, there was some issue with picking up my sisters car from the garage, he wanted my mum to drive him, she said no and some flimsy thing about feeling unwell, I told her to stop be so spineless and I told him that no means "no" and to get out, he slammed doors

>I thought the possibly eastern European cashier overcharged me and I angrily went back to confront her, we argued a little she insisted she charged me correctly and I claimed I only had so much change in my pocket but when pulling it out again I realised I fucked up, the cashier wasn’t aware and opened the till to pay me but I just fled, humiliated

>>73771145
>into the void
nah into desuarchive 2bh
im very careful what I say these days because of that fucking archive

>>73771158
If everyone is subhuman

Nobody is

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>>73771000
elfen lied it was pretty good but didn't convince me to watch anymore, initial D is good so is evangelion what are some entry-level non moe ones?

>>73771098
>>73771113
This is why they don't come here lmao

>>73770964
need a gf who demands that I drink her wee

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https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/854242513363841026

Why does Nigel tweet any more? He just gets tons of shit for it. Imagine if every tweet you made you had hundreds of angry leftists calling your tuna catch sub-par because they don't like your politics. Would be incredibly grating.

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>>73771145

>>73771205
ghost in the shell (1995 and shadow complex)

>>73771224
cheers leaflad will check this out

>>73771195
not a pixel of the trite landed on the retinas

>start my day as a doctor
>some nervous looking young lad comes in
>here we go again
>doctor I think I'm really sad, I can't remember when I was last happy
>think about telling him to man up, get a fucking gf, stop hiding from the world in his room
>he looks at me pathetically
>just prescribe the spastic some benzos and get him to fuck off by telling him it's all going to be fine

>>73770661
She conceded in her speech that faced with obvious political logic she's changed her position. She's not brushing under the rug the fact that she's previously said it's a bad idea.

I think the current culture of deriding politicans for changing their positions is unhealthy for the country. Decisions should be made based on all available information.

would you let theresa may lay a hot steaming hard brexit on your chest?

would you prefer a softer, easier to digest brexit?

the green letters

Nee a firm Brexit up my ANUS

is this german a real german or is it the brit that lives in germany (claim)

>>73771217
wolves don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep

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>He called me a plonker again lads

>>73771022
how do you know

to show that they are women, they'd have to announce themselves in every post which is pretty obnoxious added to that they'd either get bombarded with "pics, feet, tits" posts, L O N D O N posts or "you're LARPing" posts

>>73771205
one punch man is fantastic for westerners. the cowboy bebop dub is also.

>>73771275
*unzips hard brexit*

>>73771205
>initial D is good so is evangelion
Lmao these are the only 2 animeys I've seen

I liked them both but still don't get the appeal of epic cute girls xddD

>>73771299
pls be in kent

>>73771175
Naturally, although she still wanted the BBC. I also like how they murdered Odo without much thought.

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Britpol has a confirmed downing Street insider:

>>>/pol/121650514

>>73771205
cowboy bebop

>>73771195
>but I just fled, humiliated

They really need to get some new talent on the writing team, every story ends the same way.

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anyone else feel burnt out by the constant elections and referenda?

from the Scottish indyref in 2014 to the present it's been non stop

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>>73771205
>elfen lied
>it was a pretty good one

>>73771308
looks way too autistic

not coming here again after that response

>>73771344
brave new world mate.

we're bombarded with shite until we just stop caring. then the elite can do whatever the fuck the want.

>>73771344
>Wah wah there's too much democracy

>>73771286
audibly howled

>>73771263
>man up
what does that even mean?
why aren't women told to woman up?

>>73771339
Bellowing

It really does happen every single time

>>73771299
Because no conversation here is ever about anything but life from a male perspective.

There is no way some woman is sitting here reading and enjoying posts about having a wank.

need a tomboy gf

>>73771389
>democracy
third eye status: buried under a mountain of rubble

>>73771308
ONE PUUUUUUNNNNCHHHHH

>>73771360
its literally hilarious

need a feminine bf

>>73771384
whats the MEME?

need an androgynous gf/bf

there should be a national referendum everytime someone wants to 1) have a wank 2) do a poo

>>73771335
wonder how he knew that

>>73771344
its the 24 h news cycle
cunts have to fill every minute of the air with shit over analysis of the smallest things
someone should cave rupert murdochs face in

*engages in benign practice of magick*

>>73771384
What's wrong wirra good meme then

Here's one

Me gusta

Lol

>>73771409
what did he mean by this

honestly deplore the word meme more than any other word

need a brit gf (any gender)