/brit/

bullied out of /diy/ again

intrinsically nasty bunch

Why does this general suddenly not like the Tories anymore?

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Clemence

>>>/sp/75331424


lads do us a favour and give the /cric/ thread a bump so it doesnt get archived before the ausgods wake up

CHINKS OUT

>>73767950
3rd for a good mark tomorrow

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vote labour

make anime real

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the gf

have a headache
should really go to bed desu

voting libdem

Smelly curry men GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY

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the gf

>chink edition
Love a bit of diversity me

rorke gets so mad at "foreign interventions" but millions of syrians fled their civil war without any foreign interventions

perhaps if we'd intervened sooner there wouldn't have been so many refugees

>>73768018
Is it /cricket/?
Used to play cricket, club was far away from home though...

>>73768044
ingenious post

>>73768014
I'm a Tory.

>>73768014
>suddenly

>bunch of young unifags, wagecucks and scrounging neets
>ever liking t*ries

remember when denmark did voluntary repatriations?
quite based desu

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Chinks IN

not saying who im voting for

>Japanese crossdresser shoving things up their bum

Shall be needing the evidence lad

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>>73768018

>>73768089
>nguyen
That is a Vietnamese woman, not a Chink.

If you want to "deal" with the muslims, you have to interbreed with them and convert them to agnostics/christians/atheists
focus on integration and westernisation, not being an angry and illogical nobhead

>>73768014
/brit/ is and will always be a lib dem general

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Stacey.

*destabilizes countries bordering europe*

>>73768058
reported to the gardai

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The gf doing a bit of modelling

>>73768102
xtube mate.
gold mine.

voting for the beano

>>73768116
Then tell me how I get a Pakistani gf.

>>73768089

grim

>>73768131

stop that

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feels bad

>>73768116
wonder who wrote this post, eh?
not sure when /brit/ became /pakistan/, right lads?

>>73768124
D O O L E Y

>There's an old lady in my neighborhood who goes walking every morning at like 6 AM doing the same. I once let a friend park his restored 1970 MGB in my driveway for a few days. Way off the street, a beautiful car bothering no one. They sent me a letter threatening fines and made me move it because there was no license plate.
>yanks

When did the Welsh manlet become a Rorke?

>>73768136
what happened to the lad who used to post "kpop 2bh lads" and/or link a /wsg/ webm to that fucking one of the koreans dancing

>>73768124
is she having a stroke

>>73768142
GOOD GOD

Gimme a sauce please anon, that was a good post and here is 1 (one) (you)

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>>73768124
Stop watching anime.

>>73768154
would rather not get clogged arteries 2bh

>>73768136

grim

>>73768091

Who are you voting for lad?

>>73768136
>tfw AS is dead

>>73768167
you're not lickdicki
i've filtered him and your posts are coming up
fake and racist

>>73768142
why arabs are so thicc?

stacey likes pokemon

>>73768185
they got bored of getting banned

>>73768185
deported to australia for his crimes against the crown

BUISNESS IDEA

why not nuke the entire uk between say July 21st and July 28th? All the white lads needed to rebuild will be in magaluf, the only people scuttling around on the streets will be the Muslim(cunts) as they never get on it with the lads.

Rate?

>>73768222
diet, lifestyle and beauty standards

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Literally going to finna kill myself if there isn't a Labour and SNP coalition

>>73768136
k-runes look so weird

>>73768222
They are not allowed to exercise so end up fat easily.

NOT racist just don't like it simple as

Post more paki gfs I'm edging hard

The streets of London on the 1st of May 2018, following the Labour landslide in the 2017 General Election

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqeRAm_XjSk

>>73768075
yes

>>73768244
Will be looking forward to your suicide.

>>73768251
옷 human
못 robot

just copped this Studio Flat in Central London for £350,000

jealous? don't cry hun

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-47890464.html

looking for a very specific webm of arabs dancing in a circle

>>73768253
>fat
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

Get your hands of our NHS you thieving tory bastards.

>>73768256
hot, pics x

Arise, ye workers from your slumber,

Arise, ye prisoners of want.

For reason in revolt now thunders,

and at last ends the age of cant!

Away with all your superstitions,

Servile masses, arise, arise!

We'll change henceforth the old tradition,

And spurn the dust to win the prize!

So comrades, come rally,

And the last fight let us face.

The Internationale

Unites the human race.

So comrades, come rally,

And the last fight let us face.

The Internationale

Unites the human race.

business idea: increase immigration from the middle east to help fund the NHS

>>73768288
good for you

>>73768014

Why would we like a bunch of upper class cunts raping us daily? We're not Americans.

>>73768274
Das cool, I'll check that sometime around lad.
Cheers !

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>>73768256

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The Japs literally cannot handle the banter

Business idea: import low skilled workers to saturate the job market and raise house prices, thrusting the working classes into the hands of the right wing. Ending up with the destruction of the left forever.

>>73768253
this right here though:
>>73768353

i mean that's perfect fat distribution genetics

have this excellent webm of arabs dancing in a circle

>>73768353
Might have that kind of gf to be quite honest with you.

Might be the goal gf in fact

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>>73768256
please keep such things to yourself in future, thank you

>>73768387
She is fat, not thicc.

>>73768327
*the nhs collapses anyway*

ARISE! Arise! Soldiers of gondor! My brothers..

I see in your eyes.. The same fear that would take the heart of me!!

Fuuuuuuckk doing a cry lads, this is powerful cinema

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>>73768014
it depends on the time of day but a good chunk of /brit/ are Tories

/int/ only allows respectful discussion of other cultures

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>>73768287

Christ. London is honestly fucking horrific

>>73768388
those aren't arabs

>>73768255

Rights for whites, wots wrong with that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKJ0jvO6fBA

have a video of the gf dancing to this for me whilst i sit and watch. bollywood was apparently popular in her country when she was growing up.

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the bf

>>73768331
>UNITED KINGDOM
>POO IN LOO.

Eignrg sas

Hmm.. these this should make two words when rearranged but i can't figure it out. Can you help?

he was a nigger yesterday
he's a nigger today
and he's gonna be a nigger tomorroooowww

>>73768363
wtf I have never gotten a warning, just get straight banned

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>>73768397
o fuck

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>What snacks should we get anon?

>>73768429
not a circle either hehe ;)

>>73768435
you /commonsense/ too?

NEED A PAKI GF

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>>73768425
yeah ... sure it is
good one

>>73768343
reminder the only reason the french dont play cricket is literally to spite the english

>>73768461
9mm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw-o3p4ZMtE

>>73768461
but some trousers on you stupid fucking slag

can't get comfy lads, need someone to snuggle with

whos the most pro-anime party?

>>73768287
ah yes, i've always wanted a van-sized flat for that price

>>73768461
some rubbish to shovel into our gobs

>>73768536
I'll let you sniff me grapes for a fiver

>>73768539
probably something awful like TUSC

stop posting cherry-picked muslim women
most of them in the uk are ugly and inbred rapebabies

*thieves your NHS*

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

taxation is theft.

>>73768513
Yep, the only ones who play here are expats and pakis or indians.
Very sad, would have loved to have a team during my childhood...
Still want to play to this day and try remembering how to bat and bowl pretty much every day

>>73768579
*theives your 2nd amendment*

>>73768563
I'll give you half of that and it's a deal

>>73768508
UNF

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fukkin bokkles

>>73768639
bokkle of water

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good ol' TM

Vote Labour/Lib Dems/Green

Pakistani gfs for all

/brit/ is a rorke general

>>73768639
explain this joke

>>73768574
Might have a trip to Iran after I get /fit/

Then I'll impregnate a qt big booty arab gf and that'll be pretty much it

>>73768675
cute socks x

>>73768697
>iran
>arabs

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>>73768539

Lib Dems

Hi Bingbongs

girls who try to be youtube famous with vlogs of food they eat and things they buy

peak runthood

>>73768517
need a fully automatic machine pistol for self defence

It's like I'm paranoid looking over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

>>73768720
>being this much of a zealous person
Should probs off yerself la
Obviously not arab but they're pretty much the same, who cares

>>73768748
*rattles their cage*
*listens to them squeal*

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NEED another famine

im a single-issue voter, and my issue is that kizumonogatari 3 is STILL not released in UK theaters, not even a partial release

business idea: bread that doesn't go off so quickly

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>>73768574
ok

>>73768748
And milk drinking challenges.
Found that funny moment when one slut was explaining to the other what the difference between a continent and a country was

>>73768729
Sup seppo

>>73768721
Wish Clegg was still leader rather than that gimp farron

How do I find Muslim girls to chat up? Where do they hang out?

>>73768574
hint: the majority of muslim/arab porn is latin americans or spanish dressed up in hijabs and burkas

>>73768872
clubs/bars

>>73768872
the mall

>>73768872
London

Girlfriend told me all she wants for her children is for them to be "normal"

Almost REEEE'd her out of the room for that one

Why are normies so filled with hate for our people?

VITAL POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12776458
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776458
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776458

>>73768862

would offer them both up in a blood sacrifice to have Blair back. Even just a measly 5 years

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface ....
Consuming
Confusing
This lack of self-control I fear is never ending ..... controlling, I can't seem to find myself again, my walls are closing in
I've felt this way before - so insecure!

>>73768892
>mall

FOY

>>73768899
elaborate

>>73768813
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=251278413

>>73768688
try to keep up

>>73768886
>>73768898
Maybe

>>73768872
the mosque

>>73768912
genuinely think tim would be a more effective leader

>3 months of political chat on /brit/
>exams finished in 9 days so I can just shitpost for days on end, playing every side for (You)s

Ah yes, life is fucking good.

>>73768963
Aren't mosques gender divided?

>>73768931
may is calling the election now because she's scared he'll be able to gather enough strength by 2020 to usher in a new era of radical centrist cool britannia

What's the best passive investment vehicle lads?

>>73768955
longer

Blessed are You O Lord, teach me Your Statutes

>>73768983
bonds?
index funds.

>>73768872
Bomb factory

:^)

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>>73768931
The King across the water 2bh

>>73768983
Ford Focus

YOU THINK YOU GOT IT
OH YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT IT
BUT GOT IT JUST DON'T GET IT 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING AT ALLLLLLLLLLLL

>>73768957
NO!
Spoon feed me!

>>73768983
maybe a toyota

watching videos of jihadist leaders in syria doing speeches before battle and I can certainly see the attraction

it's like 'yeah I'm not a Muslim, but if I was I'd be pumped watching this shit'

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Outta ciggies

Bye bye EU and Left wing losers.

Hope you enjoy irrelevance.

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doing a poo

>>73768941
I said what do you want for your children.

She said "for them to be normal, like not a nerd who reads too much, and to be really popular and have loads of friends".

Honestly considering binning her just over that. How fucking dense and vapid can you be?

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>>73768872
leicester

>>73769043
'sheed

>>73769037
HEYYYYYYY YA

I wanna run away, never say goodbye
I wanna know the truth, instead of wondering why
I wanna know the answers, no more lies
I wanna shut the door and open up my mind
Im gonna run away, never say goodbye, never wonder why, open up my mind

Think we should invade Argentina just for getting lairy wbu lads

>>73768983
any olderish ferrari

and an sls merc

gonna do a poo

What's your flair on r/ukpolitics?

>>73769068
you don't want your kids to be happy?

>>73769069
Brb getting a train.

Ethiopia anon needs a quick name like Thailad

need a posh tory gf to sit on my face and call me a pleb

>>73769069
>tfw she deleted her tumblr
JUST

BBC comments so delusional lol

>>73769068
>He wants his kids to be depressed lonely no gf autists like me
Kill yourself lad. You should never wish this kind of life on somebody.

>>73769057
Why don't you nip down the paki shop and get some more?

>tfw fresh pack

>>73769037
>>73769086
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

>>73769102
>mercs
They only make diesel shithouses now.
Hard to find the petrol one you want

>>73769027
>>73769039
Silly responses and I've made a note of who you are and I'm never giving you a (You) again

>>73769003
Don't like the ideas of bonds cos the ROI is so shite - already got a cash ISA giving me 2% annually. What's the average rate of return on an index fund? Looking for a low-risk passive strategy that will give me between 5-10% each year.

Everything falls apart, even the people who never frown eventually break down
The sacrifice of hiding in a lie
Everything has to end you'll soon find we're out of time left to watch it all unwind

>>73769120
Starvin Marvin

>>73769014
ed jewing his brother out of leadership was the most damaging thing for this country of the last 10 years

what a selfish fool, going against the public opinion just to shill for the unions the little slut

>>73769150
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL?

>>73769177
put aside the rhetoric mate

>>73769145
Literally said in the post that i have a gf.

>>73769108
No I want them to be intelligent.

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>>73769118
one in that pic is in canada
but the few times i was in leicester over the last few months it was probably a good 97% paki

OKAY NOW LADIES

>>73769206
I said like me you fucking idiot.

>>73769206
>No I want them to be intelligent.
have you considered a balance between the two?

>>73769058
woah VERY triggered at this

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The REAL King across the water

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reminder

>walk into /brit/
>Fortunate Son starts playing

ah yes

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>>73769216

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chakras are perfeclty aligned lads

health
>diet consisting of natual and cheap ingredients: oats, rice, milk, chicken, veg and fish (but not those high in mercury)
>hit up both macros and micros seamlessly
>bicycling daily
>lifting well above 1/2/3/4, 4 times a week
>use non-sls, parabens soaps, shampoo and washing up liquid, use fluoride-free toothpaste (to protect the ole 'neal gland) and aluminium-free deoderent
>use non BPA plastic containers/water bottles
>grow a selection of herbs and have a complete kitchen in terms of equipment and ingredients

mind
>spend free time practicing a musical instrument, learning a foreign language, doing maths and reading philosophy
>just finished a novel moving onto another
>got a first class degree and a masters, all debt free though.
>literally work in a very good university doing research with option of doing phd
>meditate twice to thrice a week
>plan to start learning python and improve my understanding of physics
>plan on growing some peyotes

money
>work 4 days a week but earn above avg wages
>have multiple alternative job opportunities in the bag (with better career advancement prospects than this one)
>shrewd banking technique taking advantage of switching fees, good interest rates and cashback from a variety of banks
>putting a few hundred a month into a variety of stocks and bonds (reading a book on this atm)
>live incredibly frugally, no frivolous spending, tend only buy things to replace broken things
>signed up for various freebee sites and fully exploit discounts such as ticketsplitting

romance
>had a loving relationship with a really good sex life
>her visa ran out but i'm going over to her country to visit her, probably going to make a long term thing of it

how are your chakras /brit/?

I will never know myself untill I do this on my own, and I will never feel anything else untill my wounds are heeled
I will never be anything till I brake away from me
I will brake away, ill find myself today

wish i had someone in the world to talk about pavement and test cricket with

What will be your reaction when the Lib Dems win the election?

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show me your filter lists lads

>>73769207
that scarf just makes her cuter :3

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SNP about to get crushed lads
tactical genius from may

>>73769153
not if youve got money

also best interiors

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pls r8 no h8

>>73769228
Well I didn't get a gf until this one, took me 20 years.

You can have mine if I do end up binning her, and watch her ruin your children by raising them to be Deanos.

>>73769240
No I would rather have intelligent social spastics than averagely clever social butterflies.

>>73769266
dont care

>>73769270
FUCK OFF
REMINDER YOU ARE AN E-STATTER
REMINDER YOU WENT TO /R9K/ TO BOAST ABOUT WHAT ARE A ''''''CHAD''''''' YOU ARE AND GOT LAUGHED AWAY WHEN YOU POSTED YOUR PIC
REMINDER TO DROP YOUR STUPID TRIP
REMINDER

POOR OLD JONNY WRIGHT

>loveless
>brit
that's the equivalent of me saying oasis are irish

>>73769266
you are based lad

I'm with you on about half of them, but will persevere along the path to enlightenment.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/17/there-is-nothing-cuter-than-these-animal-butt-phone-cases-6579234/

It won't happen because too many have the wool pulled over their eyes, but time to oust the Tory's who have all eyes on Brexit and none on people's human rights.

Disability benefit cuts, school spending cuts. RAPE CLAUSE. Seriously? Absolutely vile.

She'll be elected, but by voters who are no better than her. Too many of those kind right now I'm afraid.

>>73769311
hmm
I think you're just being an autistic twat

>>73769311
I'm 22 and have never had a gf tbqh with you lad.

Promised my girlfriend we'd go out for dinner and drinks Friday night, when really I want to be at the club with the lads pulling slags. She was so happy *sigh*

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Easter?

>>73769342
brit as in british isles x

>>73769344
Do you want to go ahead and guess what I'm not clicking?

>>73769342
for>>73769251

>>73769279
What's the time signature on Gold Soundz do you know? Sounds like 7/4?

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Well?

>>73769382
Metro is a London newspaper.

>>73769308
>interiors

Fuck off, cager

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HOWLING

>>73769259
SIIIIIIILLVEEER SPOOOOOON

>>73769390
the maynstreem mediur is not a legytamite forum of prowtest

>>73769336
lol u mad? haha mad? dude why are you so angry? hahaha im a respected member of the 4chan community, you're nothing haha
also none of those things you said are true you're thinking of someone else baka

>>73769398
metro is? They have metro at nottingham train station

>>73769342
It's the equivalent of me saying Radiohead are British.
Because they fucking are.
>>73769398
How fascinating.

Tony Blair is based

>>73769435
RADICAL CENTRISM WILL RISE

>>73769266
hopefully shall be joining you soon on the path to enlightenment my friend

currently working on cutting out masturbation, become too much of a habit

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>hahaha im a respected member of the 4chan community

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not sure why i got these emails

NOT the kind of person to drive a vauxhall, mark my words

why are British people such faggots

My mum would love it if I had a girlfriend desu, but that's simply not a likely scenario any time soon so you're just gonna have to keep waiting for those grandchildren sorry ma.

>I'm a respected member of the 4chan community

You're a confirmed nonce and shouldn't be allowed on the Internet. That ginger pie face haunts the dreams of all the children you've abused

>Tim Farron on C4 news failing to clarify his views on the gay community. 'We're all sinners'.

TIM "FRY AWAY YOUR INNER GAY" FARRON

Can someone post that formal black & white picture of Tim looking dapper in the suit

From the photobook for his drama auditions

>>73769425
>bikefags

disgusting

Voting for the SNP lads

Shan't be convinced otherwise

can someone catch me up on the recent/upcoming gimmicks

>>73769266
What psychedelics have you consumed

>Tony Blair trying to sabotage the Yellow Surge with his kiss of death

>>73769494
im not a faggot

>>73769450
shields was the only one who played on the album you absolute weapon

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>>73769515

Forfeit the game before somebody else takes you out of the frame and puts your name to shame, cover up your face, you can't run the race the pace is too fast, you just won't last

>>73769517
my favourite new one is supporting political parties that aren't the liberal democrats

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>>73769485
>Yeah, they all know me by name there.
>Oh no, ignore all the constant discussion of noncery as soon I get mentioned. They just like to joke around a lot, haha.
>They all love me really.

>Estimate the temperature (in degrees Kelvin) at which most of the atoms in a hydrogen gas in equilibrium will be ionised
>4 marks
question 1 on last years exam
im fucked lads

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>>73769511
day of the cage is coming

>>73769384
yh i reckon

>>73769511
>he hates rapid acceleration

>another episode of /brit/pol

ah yes, shan't be participating

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Give me your best fedoras.

What's this I've missed? 190kg confirmed as a nonce? I always thought so desu

>>73769266
Health
>Eating well
>No more microwave dinners and saturated fats
>Not drinking too much
>Regular exercise at the gym
>Three days a week

Mind
>Sleeping well
>No bad dreams
>No paranoia
>No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
>Concerned but powerless
>An empowered and informed member of society
>Pragmatism not idealism

Money
>Comfortable
>Getting on better with associate employee contemporaries
>Will frequently check credit at moral bank
>Charity standing orders
>On Sundays ring road supermarket
>Car wash, also on Sundays

Romance
>Fond but not in love
>A good memory
>Still cries at a good film
>Still kisses with saliva
>No longer empty and frantic
>That's driven into frozen winter shit
>The ability to laugh at weakness
>Calm
>Fitter, healthier and more productive
>A pig in a cage on antibiotics

>>73769515
snp confuses me, they clearly hate tories above all else, but by snatching scotland away from labour they play directly into the hands of the tories who they hate so much

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>yfw brexit has been officially cancelled

new thread >>73769583

>>73769583

new thread >>73769583

>>73769583

new thread >>73769583

>>73769583

new thread >>73769583

>>73769583

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>Give me your best fedoras.

>>73769517
Grim is gaining traction

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>>73769435
HE'S COMING HOME
HE'S COMING HOME
HE'S COMING
TONY'S COMING HOME

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>>73769301
doxxable info

foy

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>Remembering the thicc paki gf I could have gotten at 16

>>73769588
Making it to be h

>cagers

SCREECHING

>>73769368
Well I was 20, almost 21 and she just dropped on me out of nowhere, so give it time and focus on improving yourself because there will be no fucking time to do anything when she turns up.

>>73767950

I have done coitus with a brit traveler

>>73769632
why didn't you

>>73769554
>>73769570
I can rapidly accelerate in my real mode of transport

grow up

>>73769539
Think you may be a bit on the retarded side
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveless_%28album%29#Personnel
>also recorded in London with mostly English personnel

cager rage is simmering once again

>>73769649
bit gay

like the look of my bruised knuckles from working the heavy bag over real good

real good

>>73769698
>i cant afford a car because im a useless neet

>>73769748
woah, easy on that anger buddy
blood pressure will be high

>>73769803
> u mad lol

typical baby response

act your age

get a car

>>73769746
always a good feeling m8.

>>73769838
I just do what makes me happy, you sound too concerned about what others think with that line of response

maybe you are the one who needs to mature
its childish

Didn't realise Tim Farron was anti-faggotry and pro-life, as a British Orthodox he's won my vote.

>>73769900
>sound too concerned about what others think
is that why you made the post

pathetic

>>73769965
stop being angry cage boy
take a deep breath x

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cage boy!

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Look left.
Look right.
Go forward.

Local papers have been printing nasty stuff about my family again, and despite it being 100% true and them having every right to publish it, I've made it my lifelong mission to become incredibly wealthy and then crush them, like Peter Thiel did to Gakwer

>>73770331
pedo dad lad?

ah yes lets pay 45% of our income in taxes during a recession while the other 55% goes towards paying your bills and meager amounts of food