smash the taigs edition
cara
>>73766425
xD le how does he get it so quick??? this 2bh
>>73766410
shan't'd've clicked on this link, lads
>tfw someone keeps confusing me for a different poster
really annoying
You're walking down the road and you see this man walking towards a brighter future for the United Kingdom.
What do?
Tim's gang:
-Team Moose
-Scoochey
-Chockey
-Cheer bear
-Teddy
-Moosey
-Shopper bear
-Brian snail
-White cat
Tim's vocabulary:
swiper: tv remote
swipey: raining
swipe down: ?????
swipe seat: fender guitar stool
sticker: ?????
succumbing: buying/getting
provisions: shopping
did I miss anything?
>>73766425
>>73766410
wish that they would smash my bollocks
Westminster voting intention:
CON: 46% (+2)
LAB: 25% (-1)
LDEM: 11% (+1)
UKIP: 8% (-3)
GRN: 4 (-)
(via ICM / 18 Apr, post-1100hrs)
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/854366216370212865
>not investing in ethereum
absolutely howling
tell me lads, do you have a stronger orgasm when you cum
standing up
or
lying down
plymouth
Smoking chicks 2bh
emily
snack is ready
Any of you lads fancy a trip down the canals? I'll pay.
Christian communism desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6gHbyGLHw4
Ron Miscavige on Joe rogan live right now
Seems a cunt
>>73766421
oi Tim, here's a tip mate - get some Vanish Oxi Action on that shirt
Who should I vote for then lads?
>Don't like immigrants and refugees
>Don't like SJW shite
>want a soft brexit
>don't like massive tory public service cuts
>>73766425
>>73766486
these 2bh
>>73766480
are you the good baiter or the unironic mong? x
>>73766515
one of the most contradictory things I've ever heard
>>73766489
>LDEM: 11% (+1)
FIRST STEP ON THE ROAD TO D O M I N A T I O N
the new gf has been on the pill for two weeks and has asked to come round tomorrow night with a winky face
going to cum deep inside her with no johnny on
hmmm yes can't wait
*sips*
>>73766483
get behind him in a heartbeat
genuinely dont know who to vote for now lads. are may isnt too popular with people around me, are corbyn is a nutjob and are farron wants to reverse democracy.
JUST.
>>73766547
libdems
>>73766489
>Almost 1/20 people in the country vote green
Utter state
NEED a cute boyfriend lads, someone to cuddle in bed
I know I might not 'get it' or just can't 'handle it' because I wasn't born here but you should know that your 'banter' is more than just words and can be very hurtful.
>>73766570
absolutely need to destroy her arsehole
>>73766551
I barely post anything anymore besides very generic non-controversial posts
but someone seems to think i'm some other guy who is causing all manner of political arguments
>>73766547
No one, every political party is pro white genocide
>>73766489
Y E L L O W
S U R G E
>>73766550
this 2bh
>>73766425
>>73766586
It is dumb students.
>>73766546
i will not sit here and allow this blatant marketing attempt go unnoticed in my thread
>>73766570
why can't poley look like this
I'd totally fuck his arse if he looked like this
>>73766600
shall be reading this with great interest
>>73766515
>misunderstanding christian philosophy and twisting it until it fits communism
jesus was 2000 years ago, he lived in a literal slave society, he's not exactly talking about the "means of production" honey x
>>73766547
lib dems
dad called me a retard again
>>73766547
Lib Dems: The Thinking Man's Party
>>73766569
came inside the gf when she werent on the pill
took her down to lloyds for the ol' 'ning 'fter pill
probably the smuggest i've ever felt in public
>We would be obliged if you took a minute to share your experience with millions of other Amazon customers. You can click on the following link to leave a short feedback to your product:
Shan't
having a kid with the chinese gf
guess saving the white race is up to you guys lads
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766612
whos this qt
>>73766576
>corbyn is a nutjob
he won't do anything stupid
>farron
>reverse democracy
no...
he just wants a softer brexit that won't fuck up the country too much
(like any sane person)
>>73766425
this 2bh
Stacey
>>73766601
>very generic non-controversial posts
>"religion isn't a choice"
come on
>>73766570
her name?
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766688
>(like any sane person)
Remoaners please leave.
>>73766547
lib dems are anti immigration and sjws lad
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766701
that was me not him lol
religion literally isn't a choice
you don't choose to believe in something, you either do or you don't
made me think
>all those runts voting to "take their country back" when it was never theirs to begin with
the underclasses should stay in their gutter
>>73766688
We are going for a hard Brexit and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766688
we aren't going to get a softer brexit. the EU has stated its brexit or no brexit, no inbetween.
>>73766676
no idea
>>73766596
>I want my country back
but you already do?
the EU doesn't override all of the decisions that our own government makes
>>73766710
asking for a soft brexit does not make me a remain voter
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766710
>Remoaners
NEED to poz pakiboo's neghole
Working class northerner who lives on a council estate here, will be voting Tory though.
>>73766425
this 2bh
>the underclasses should stay in their gutter
>>73766765
can you frick off
shant'd've'ade't' post
>>73766698
Sometimes she looks proper fit and other times she looks a bit off.
>>73766547
Lib Dems
Used to vote UKIP but will vote Tories
>>73766733
come on now silly x
>>73766570
*tits*
>>73766764
Yes it does.
>>73766698
D O O L E Y
O
O
L
E
Y
Cannot fathom wanting a soft brexit. What would have to be wrong with you to even consider such an option. Absolute mongs.
>>73766779
Same apart from the council bit.
>>73766547
BNP
>>73766698
>that episode where she goes back to her hometown and get BTFO by pakis
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766814
>Rorke hates this
The gf (male)
>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself
>>73766491
Lying down, why on earth would i want to stand?
genuinely wonder what you lot look like and how you function in daily life
>>73766626
monica can
it just takes time
>>73766814
Link to pics
voted leave and will be voting green
who here /complex/?
What colour do you think Stacey Dooley's pubes are?
any radical centrist man in
>>73766782
>>73766793
>>73766855
sh'llnot
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766863
too average to notice desu
>People always complain about the Tories for being hard on the poor
>Under the Tories I have gone from underclass to middle class
Tories are the best party tbqh.
>wasn't born in Switzerland
not going to make it lads tbhonest
>>73766863
this is me. pls no bully.
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766865
12irl tumblr
>>73766759
>>73766612
are you pro or anti cara?
>>73766701
I don't post about politics or controversial topcis here, but i get blamed when others do.
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766863
i was on jeremy kyle once, try and guess which contestant i was
>>73766831
ah yes because over 50% of people who voted voted to leave the eu, we MUST follow through with that decision
yes yes that's a very educated decision
>>73766425
this 2bh
post images that make you guffaw, scream, squeal and shriek
>>73766883
nah I bet you're pretty cute x
>>73766863
would post a picture of my face but don't particularly want a picture of me in a "smash the taigs" thread, not a good look is it x
>>73766814
What is her name?
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766812
assuming you're an atheist, can you just choose to believe in god tomorrow?
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766875
It's funny how radical centrists are ALWAYS slightly in the green sector. Probably because anyone in the purple or blue or red sectors is by definition a nutjob
>>73766891
alri rachel doezal
>>73766875
close
>>73766913
welcome to democracy
>>73766863
I'm 27 and yet to kiss a girl. I'm no oil painting as you can probably imagine.
>>73766863
Get called good-looking regularly and have a job in one of the poorest areas in Europe so can't complain lol
>>73766848
liar
Rorke loves foreign women
>>73766896
I can't find her
>>73766904
what did you post? you must've said something for me to think you were the baiter
>>73766927
just say you strongly disagree with such a statement and post that beautiful face of yours x
>>73766863
look alright, don't really function
>>73766931
see >>73766896
>>73766959
>democracy
not everyone voted though
we should do another vote but force everyone to vote
>>73766972
jannys going to delete my post again arooo
>>73766996
That is retarded.
>>73766902
this 2bh
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766981
nothing in particular, just a trend i've observed.
people blaming me for posts i didn't make, in arguments i'm not party to
>>73766943
no but you can make a value judgement about whether you should wage jihad on non believers
>>73766961
you must be so attractive girls are too intimidated to ever approach you x
>>73766547
UKIP
Hope everyone has their copy
the gf
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766979
>>73766989
oh it seems she got rid of her account or moved or something
probably due in part to /int/
shove my cock down her lower gullet
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73766923
>>73767034
so cutting back to the original statement, religion isn't a choice? you agree with that?
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73767047
if you're going to talk about faces mate keep hers well away from the camera
>>73767039
Never fallen for that one. The repulsed looks on girls faces when I enter somewhere ensured that.
>>73766923
>>73767050
Me on the left in my fav hat x
THIS IS IT BOYS
GENERAL ELECTION 2017 POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776159
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776159
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776159
results will be* published my major media news organisations**
*read: may be
**read: obscure imageboard threads
every single bremain voter should vote for the liberal democrats
>>73767082
following doctrine is a choice.
whether you believe in something or not, is not a conscious choice but more of an epistemological question.
>>73767042
wonder how many leadership changes they'll go through before the election waheey
>>73767123
me voting for the lib dems
>>73767082
no, religion is more complex than just believing in god. Religion is a complete philosophical view of the world. For instance, if you believe in jehova but eat pork, then you're not jewish.
>>73767123
Who else is /tory/ here?
just realised that farron is a clone of bill shorten, leader of the australian labor party
explain yourselves, the so-called liberal democrats
>>73766923
>>73767104
what does this say?
>>73767123
>No northern irish options
fuck off there's tonnes of us here
>The so called Remoaners
>>73767179
oh fuck off back to ireland
we don't want you
>>73767123
Lib Dem is a wasted vote, so Labour
the bf
SO If the Tories win a bigger majority say goodbye to
THE NHS
Our EDUCATION SYSTEM
THE ENVIRONMENT
Say hello to more tax cuts for the rich.
>>73767179
B O T A N I C
T
7
>>73767219
*pretends to vote labour to avoid the gulag*
>>73767223
hello!
Post more paki gf FFS
trip to trumpton
>>73767167
Kek
>>73767179
No such thing
>>73767223
*retweets*
>>73767179
Already told him off la none of them will listen
Shan't'd've opened this thread. Worst one in a while
>>73767223
Would destroy all 3 of those, especially the NHS.
>Lib Dem is a wasted vote, so Labour
>>73767233
SCREECHING
>>73767236
BT17 desu
>>73767260
I reckon that the brexit vote was too close.
cause at the moment, we're going to leave 48% of the people who voted disgruntled, it's not very fair on them
we really should be having a soft brexit or be renegotiating our position within the EU
>b-but cameron already did that
well he didn't try hard enough did he?
perhaps if we weren't such an edgy outlier in terms of the EU we might have more say in things...
>>73767260
>
>>73767223
mmhmmm not to mention the bankers' bonuses
>>73767169
>Girl that served me in the fish n' chips restaurant has the ugliest nails I've ever seen. I don't want you to even think about touching my fried food, female, I'll do it myself.
think this election may finally be the kicker that leads me to quit /brit/
Heeming inbound to next limp wristed cunt who says NI isn't real
>>73767132
alright that's fine, 'tis a judgement call whether you follow your religion but it's not your choice what you believe in. That was all I really meant, and it sounds like you agree
Imagine not losing your virginity as a teen to another teen, spunking in a hot, tight, fresh pussy after school. IMAGINE having missed out on this experience lmao
SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNIKH SPLOTILA NAVEKI VELIKAYA RUS
NI isn't real
>Voting for Tim "we can still stop Brexit" Farron
>Being 18 years old
Lmao
is this a real election or a meme one?
>>73767320
Ulster?
>>73767233
>>73767306
Maybe we should just stay in the EU, rather than let the whims of the Little Englander thickos dictate our country.
the TORIES want to sell SINGLE MUMS to PRIVATISE the NHS
vote LIB DEM on JUNE 8th to STOP THERESA MAY'S CRONY CLUB
>>73767317
>t. bremain/labour voter
>>73767302
GREAT post
>>73767335
I missed out on doing that but in a cute lad's arsehole
>>73767306
i get what you're saying, but it's sort of a lose-lose given that not brexiting would leave 52% of the population disgruntled. Also, juncker said out position within the eu would not be changed if we decided to remain
NI isn't real
>australians
https://youtu.be/N3zKuLgH_l8?t=2m7s
NI lads, meet you upstairs in Laverys.
>>73767371
if i wanted to right wing populism i'd read the sun
>>73767306
retard
soft brexit = remaining
>>73766425
this 2bh
>>73767345
>Not voting to repeal internet surveillance
>Not voting to free up the herb
>Voting for a housing crisis
>Voting for a privatised NHS
>Voting for the preservation of the (((Elite))) interests
>>73767368
sharing this on mumsnet x
This is how bet365 is predicting the snap election result
tfw too big brained
brexit or bremain, at least we all agree salt and vinegar>cheese and onion and that anime is shit
*browses lookism.net*
>>73767123
Labour
>>73767424
dont get betting odds.
>>73767426
not I
SNP will get all 59 of Scotland's seats
>>73766974
More of this one please
>>73767426
all crisps are shit
literally runt food
oh wait, I sometimes forget that I share /brit/ with literal underclass brexit mongs who talk about the latest rubbish that they shovel down their gobs
TORIES BTFO
>tfw too intelligent for for aviation
>>73767302
>>73767307
>>73767423
>these sluts showing off their body to the kaffir
They'll have to answer for their sins.
Who here /SNP/?
>>73767398
unironically live 5 minutes from there
reserve a pool table for me la see you at half ten
Hate Brexit
Love cheese and onion
Love anime
>>73767468
Looks like they will actually lose at least one to the Tories according to the data.
/brit/ is a ukip general
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776159/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776159/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776159/r
>all crisps are shit
>literally runt food
>oh wait, I sometimes forget that I share /brit/ with literal underclass brexit mongs who talk about the latest rubbish that they shovel down their gobs
>>73767451
Those are in decimal format which is the easiest to read mate. Just imagine placing £1 on a result and the decimal number is what you get back if it wins.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776229
extremely important scientific research
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776227
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776227
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776227
extremely important scientific research
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776227
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776227
http://www.strawpoll.me/12776227
feel pretty good tonight lads.
>>73767491
>people think they have the right to be given money because they're ill
>people think they have the right to a house even though they can't afford one
The mind boggles.
SNP will get all 650 of westminster's seats
screencap this post
currently shoveling rubbish down my gob
>>73767530
>Shitheap-on-Sea
you'd BETTER not be talking about Southend
>>73767490
*pours brake fluid all over you and your mums car*
heh, nothin personnel
Offered the poll to /brit/, brit/pol/, and /britfeel/...so a broad spectrum of the British population, here are the first-cut results lads
Looks like those runts on brit/pol/ are still backing the UKIP meme, do they think it's early 2016 or something? lmao
Can't wait until the Tories have a 150 seat majority and can do whatever they want to this country. Finally we will privatise the NHS, untax all bankers bonuses and chop down every single tree in the country. We will also turn all primary schools into sweat shops.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>73767577
You must be from the north of England.
would love to vote ukip I really would but nah
shan't
>>73767490
what about plantain/banana chips?
I make my own and spice them up myself, taste better than potato chips
>>73767488
all your'es friend
>>73767552
Me sinn fein
>>73767605
>Offered the poll to /brit/, brit/pol/, and /britfeel/...so a broad spectrum of the British population, here are the first-cut results lads
fucked it
>>73767605
Post only a /brit/ one so I can see a Tory win.
>>73766489
Holy skite, French elections are like this:
Far right (FN): 25
Centrist (he's a banker) En Marche!: 24/25
CON (LR): 20
Far left comunists (PCF): 15
Socialists (PS): 6 (a fucking joke eh)
And the rest
Hahaha :Û¸)
Remember when everyone mocked people for saying the Tories would privatise the NHS and they passed the Health and Social Care act which literally siphoned off huge amounts of NHS resources to private companies hahaha
>>73767623
those are fine
>>73767605
unironically going to vote green because i live in the one constituency they would win so fuck it
>>73767341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z30937QZ5k
>>73767623
she's unironically perfect looking
>>73766425
this 2bh
/brit/ is a BNP general
>>73767654
Why do they call the Front far-right? Aren't they economically centrist? And their social policies are conservative, if not centrist for what France would have considered proper just 20 years ago.
>>73766491
Standing up I think
Would vote UKIP but don't see a point since Theresa stole all their policies.
Not sure why the tories want to kill the NHS
also not sure why people get so angry about unemployed people being on benefits
>>73767677
top banter from tories and tory shills there
/brit/ is a paki gf general
>>73767677
Remember when the Tories got told off by the EU for having inhumane surveillance laws
>>73767654
Ours were nearing something like this until Brexit reset politics and the right formed one huge bloc around Theresa May.
>>73767689
doxxed
open your door its me
let me in your house
invite me inside
yes
>Melenchon victory in France
>Labour majority
>Die Linke wins in Germany
let's do this comlads
>>73767676
>33
>28
you know they'll be the ones having the most children
>>73767725
>he doesn't want surveillance
Reminder that if you have done nothing wrong you have nothing to fear.
If labour or another party gets in, does that mean it might end up being a soft brexit (and thus no real brexit of all, if it still has freedom of movement)?
Os is hard brexit basically a sure thing regardless of the party and this is simply a battle over muh nhs et al.
>>73767725
b-b-but the EU is unaccountable big government!!!
if we don't vote labour were fucked lads, literally urging all of you to vote for corbyn
>>73767718
>tfw was on benefits for 3 months
>tfw tory-led Job Centre was actively trying to make my job hell
They even tried to stop me going to my current job's interview ffs. glad i got my current job, back into the elite of society again.
big proponent of multi-level governance desu
>>73767766
>Reminder that if you have done nothing wrong you have nothing to fear.
this is a terrible mentality and will just enforce a slippery slope
the best way to stop terrorists is to not interfere with foreign countries
>>73767727
>american bikini
FUCK YEA DUDE
USA USA USA USA USA USA
O SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>73767797
t. Rasheed
gf has a sunburnt bum lads hehe
>>73767552
Absolutely howling good job lad about time we put these mainland runts where they belong (under our boot)
>>73767769
tories, labour, ukip (lmao) = hard breggsit
lib dems, greens (lmao) = soft breggsit
/brit/ is a cute twink general
>>73767766
I watched a japanese crossdresser (who looked just like a girl, i swear like you wouldn't be able to tell) stick stuff up his bum
now if i ever try to rebel against the government, it will be conveniently revealed to my friends, family and community that I'm a fetishist.
>>73767800
FOY
>>73767701
>that time BNP forgot to pay their £25 electoral commission fee
relatable 2bh
/brit/ is a working class subservient of mummy may general
>>73767769
nah we'd still get all the sovereignty everyone was so worried about lad, it's not about immigration is it
>>73767821
dont believe you
>>73766425
So much this
>>73767774
I'd rather shove a rusty nail up my cock than vote for that cretin.
>>73767818
I'm white mate
wars and "interventions" in the middle east don't help anyone, and have been the route cause of all muslim terrorist attacks in the west
best way to stop terrorism is to stop muslim immigration
>>73767552
DUP reporting in.
>>73767843
poofter
>>73767704
Yeah but the political spectrum in France is moved a bit to the left.
(So Cons are more or less centrist, FN is conservative, etc)
business idea: elect the house of lords
>>73767844
Good, bow to your Tory overlords you sexual deviant.
>>73766863
imagine the worst Human you've ever seen then go lower. Thats almost what rorkes look like
>>73767866
'cist
Tories lib dem coalition cap this post
>>73767860
swear i heard this opinion being expressed by the mainstream/right wing media
funny how you both reached that conclusion init
>>73767866
>*stops it*
>still has 4 million muslims with citizenship and permanent residence status breeding like rabbits
uh
>>73767843
/brit/ is a thicc muslim general
don be racist
>>73767862
Rasheed
First time I've ever agreed with the nonce
Smelly pakis OUT
>>73766425
this 2bh
desi gfs for everyone
>>73767905
why arabs are so thicc?
>>73767903
We need to deport all Pakis tbqh.
What's wrong with are Tim lads?
>>73767905
Would quite like that anonymous poster
business idea: abolish the house of lords
business idea: unicameral State Parliament of the British Republic
>>73767866
this would just create more issues
you dumb fuck
>>73767844
you have it easy mate
>tfw can't take back visiting all those forced-fem /gif/ threads
>>73767900
I hear the right wing media also breathe oxygen
>>73767939
not feasible.
>>73767898
not racist just don't like em plain and simple
>>73767903
ive made an oversight, more is needed
>>73767945
he's a bit mental
doing a new, DO NOT make a new thread. I'll share when it's done.
>>73767899
alri 2010 haven't seen you for a bit mate haha x
mass deportations? ah yes let's spend billions on a program to remove the business owners/job creators from our economy alongside damaging our relationships with geopolitically important states
this will surely be good
>>73767955
>There are only 4 million of them
Are you denying the holocaust?
>>73767844
Link?
>>73767908
>>73767797
>Not interfere with foreign countries
Ahh yes, I agree. We should ignore foreign countries, impose our will nowhere and allow the world to be built in the image of Islam. This will surely bode well for the future interests of our nation.
>>73767993
>Pakistan
>Important
Lol, it is a near-failed state. India is the important country in that region and they are currently deporting 20 million Pakistanis and Bangladeshis.
>>73768036
I'm clearly implying military interference
economic stuff is fine
>>73767398
Live near there too
>>73767047
come on there lib dems not very diverse