/brit/

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cara

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are beth

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the jewish gf

Anime is shit

alls i'm saying is how can you trust em' when they don't even drink

Imagine having the poo colour of skin

racism makes you sloppy and reflects a weak understanding of the world

thoughts?

>>73764213
was surprised she was so short

she looks like a big woman from her close up photos

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>>73764174
Tim is apolitical ok

lib dem? more like man dem

reminder that racism outside of /b/ is against 4chan rules. Wont hesitate to summon the doorkeep

Anime is shit

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>>73764189

post melancholy songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJTl4EyY_Hk

refugees welcome desu lads

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Could go for a Tesco Value Lager

Anime is shit.

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>>73764239
rasheed

>>73764221
Pioneers BTFO

>>73764174
Who is this? Sure I've sucked him off in a nightclub once.

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the goal gf

>>73764235
meant to post one of many other rare tims (tim farrons) but chose at random and got my only picture of Timothy James Byrne

need a bf

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>I went back to feel alone there
>I went back there by myself

need a qt gf to cuddle

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>>73764317
howling
make a seperate tim folder

>>73764230
I'm not racist but I don't feel any sympathy for "refugees" and know that massive immigration doesn't do me or anyone here any good.

Imagine having the poo colour of skin

The absolute state of my facebook today lads. Labourfags everywhere telling people to 'vote tactically' to keep the Tories out lmao.

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>>73764285

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what is the point of backlit keyboard?
does anyone actually see a keyboard when they type in?

>>73764213
wow

might go for a run

>>73764353
this is art

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>>73764239
janny hates niggers too

can't relate to other humans, especially females on any level. They might as well be another species.

>>73764370
>"refugees"
why the scare quotes? do you just ignore human tragedy by claiming it's made up?

>massive immigration
umm doesn't canada kind of depend on immigration?

>>73764391
fucking nips lmao everyone sees their keyboard on a 13" laptop

>>73764266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjo9CwDKRls

'sheeds btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiopqIreB8M

dont want to vote for any of the parties desu

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tone

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There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die

the guardian and their commenters really hate weetabix

losing my virginity in roughly 2 hours time, any tips?

feel pretty relaxed

>>73764468
then vote lib dem or labour

>>73764468
if in doubt vote tory desu

>>73764490
Only out one bollock in, 2 can cause a lot of discomfort for her.

>>73764451
FUCK. OFF. YOU. PAKI. BASTARD. NO. ONE. GIVES. A. FUCK.

>>73764490
make sure to leave a tip

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>>73764456

>unironically identifying as a little englander

>>73764490
make sure your arse is empty and warm up with a finger or two beforehand

>>73764391
Backlit keyboards are popular with gamers for their suitability in darkened gaming environments, and for computer users in general for both practical and aesthetic reasons.

>>73764490
report it to the police

>>73764391
it just looks nice
that kind of keyboard is utter shit for typing though, the keys are so far apart.

I prefer a mechanical keyboard anyway

>>73764537
>unironically having the skin colour of poo and thinking you are british

>>73764503
nah
>>73764514
nope

>>73764490
put your penis in her (i think)

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>>73764285
>that post from that flag
>that cat
if you really are american; fair play

>>73764531
woah lad, calm it down
just trying to understand why people are so angry, responding with anger usually means you can't defend your views

not enough people are replying to me. might kill myself

>>73764451
honestly lad you need a new hobby
you don't even get a rise out of anyone anymore. Its just so obvious its you every time

we bring the stars out

>>73764490
hmm

it's to an escort isn't it?

>>73764579

brainless mong

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>if someone could shoot my landlord in the head that would be great
oxford health need to send the white van round to Tim's

going bowling with the newly-found gf tomorrow then coming back to around my house for drinks

hopefully my autism doesn't come out to play and I can get her back to mine for a good rodgering

>>73764589
do NOT do that! x

>>73764602
a) who do you think i am?
b) not an argument

pissed i never got to fly on a concorde

>>73764587
Responding with anger means I am fucking pissed off having to accomadate smelly paki poo coloured wankers that think they deserve to be on an island that is filled to the brim.

"refugees" are traitors to their homeland. Third world shitholes will never advance if the skilled people are leaving in droves.

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lads I want to kill myself right now, what can I use or do that's most likely to work?

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>>73764619
fucking hell not again germany

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

was looking at a nice wool Burberry Harrington lads, problem is its red. reckon I'd look like I was cosplaying as James Dean / Cook? or even worse like I entertain guests at Butlins haha

>>73764451
>human tragedy
humanity is nothing but one long tragedy, it really doesn't concern me.

Canada depends on immigration because we get lots of immigrants, if we had lest we would not need to use them as a crutch for our major social/economic issues growing in the background.
but I sure do love deflated wages in nearly every field, high cost of living and zero affordable housing, not to mention being told I can't rent in some area because I'm white.

>>73764602
this, he was proper sick at first when he chose bizarre obscure arguments (personal fave was the "religion is not a choice") one, but he's got boring lately
>>73764645
give it up mate x

>>73764456
fantastic woman

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we need him

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>Driving down the road
>Police car comes the other way

>YOU ARE NOW DRIVING / BREATHING / BLINKING / LOOKING MANUALLY

>Awkwardly check mirrors and adjust radio to avoid eye contact.

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NEED a Posh wife that beats me up.

>>73764453
>>73764555
i dont get it
all you need to do is just check two bumps in 'f' and 'j' key and you shoud be able to type things even when your eyes closed

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>if someone could shoot my landlord in the head that would be great
wtf tim is redpilled

>tfw you're a bit thick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t2j8NcVpW4

need a willy

>>73764602
It's that paki cunt brum
>>73764635
Phwoar you stink of curry

>>73764723
haha that is actually me desu
how is religion a choice?

>>73764753
only really use it for the multimedia buttons tbf

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I sure do love this big brown beaver lads

>>73764753
this desu

>>73764370
>I'm not racist but
Hmmmm

>>73764579

>he's never done a grey poo

>>73764579
CANNOT WAIT to go Marbella with the lads and smash the place up singing 10 German bombers

>>73764776
people are born religious?

>>73764793
thats a rat

>>73764735
ahh yes this would definitely be his policy and he would keep his word unlike his buddy trump
for sure
indeed
absolutely
indubitably
unquestionably

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>>73764811
>he has grey skin

>>73764776
haha u mong, knew it was you
you're also the one who kept saying the westminster attacker was probably someone caught up in the crossfire, you're a decent baiter but i do wish you'd do it somewhere else

>>73764793
do you wish you had a pair?

>>73764762

why do you continue being racist?

>>73764804
maybe I am by your definition but I'm fine with that, its in my interests to be racist.

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work tomorrow

>>73764849
westminster unironically wasn't me

Girl with purple hair asked if I saw her email regarding shift swaps since she has uni exams


I told her no, that I'd seen her email but no

She then asked "why?"
Is it normal to do shift swaps for colleages you don't really know?

I didn't respond to her, !liked away an continued to pack up while she offered to cover shifts for me, "June for example"

This was the first time we'd spoken so I felt insulted I was being asked for a favour
But then again she had no reason to speak to me prior

Gimmick idea:speak like we're British gentlemen from 1900

>>73764860
Because you all literally smell like curry and poo

Any of you lads ever been dogging?

>>73764893
Should have replied and said no you twat

There's this person at work, can't tell their gender
Goth
Skinny, shirt, long hair,seem to have small breasts but bad skin and maybe beard shadow

Saw it going towards the toilets and followed them
They went into the girl's
Bit worried someone saw me change direction to follow her as the walls are all glass

>>73763513
It's so easy to pretend this guy is brave or something. He's like 6'3 and towers over all of them. It's not brave if you're talking down to people.

If he was 5'6, then it'd be bravery.

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>tfw green poo

>>73764204
(((beth)))

>>73764923

Stuff like this just proves how childish and infantile rorkes really are

>>73764890
wasn't saying it was mate, think they caught the guy for that

>>73764929
based EU holy fucking shit

>>73764929
>2004
>smartphones
ah yes, the historical POWERS of remainers

>>73764189
>>73764256
these 2bh

>>73764940
talk to them

>>73764890
Fuck off brum you race baiting cunt.

>>73764929
so that doesn't apply to apple? or nokia?

>>73764984
what does race baiting even mean?

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>>73764970
>>73764923
I was in Tesco's yesterday an there were some indian (paki?) men walking around and GODDAMN did they stink of curry and shit

Seriously just fucking wash yourself abdul

>>73764944
truly paki manlets are the bravest of all

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Wouldn't mind a mixed race girlfriend to have children with and see if the kids come out white.

>>73764970
Mate, I literally don't care. You're a small vocal minority on /brit/ and everyone hates you there is no point fleshing out an argument to someone who has poo coloured skin.
>>73765030
It's disrespectful. How can we tolerate them if we don't like their smell?

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hmm

>>73764983
How do I initiate?

I don't sit near them and never even heard them speak

>>73764938
But saying "no" is OK?

>>73765030
>>73765073


just stop. why do you feel the need to insult people? is your own life troubled

>>73765088
poochy?

>>73764929
Micro USB B is fucking shit though

>>73764848

>he doesn't

how can you call yourself english?

black people generally smell awful
brown people are also usually pretty bad
middle easterners and whites generally smell the same for the most part, fat white people smell pretty bad

Asians smell the best, dated an Asian girl and she smelled like Turkish delight

>>73765106
Fuck up and wash yourself

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How long until he actually snaps and does something seriously violent?

>>73765028
Wanking to BLACKED

>>73765106
What? They objectively do fucking smell

It's disrespectful of them to not wash and go out in public

>>73764893
she imagines you have no life

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lmao look at this runts fighting in the comment chain of my youtube bait

>tim synthesis gimmick
very good

screaming at the pakis in this thread getting offended because they know they smell like shit

>>73765133
this. east asians have less sweat glands in general and don't smell as much

>>73765145

please try to be more creative. it may inspire hapiness

>see cute girl
>immediately imagine what it'd be like to drill a hole in her skull and fuck her brain

>>73765088
meme magic

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>>73765146
sorry lads, wrong tim

Lads,
I'm literally butthurt.
Anal was a mistake.
I don't see how people enjoy it.

>>73765104
So she wouldnt be waiting for a response and could try to arrange it with somebody else

Get a grip

>>73765104
hmm
you could worm your way through the office social ladder
eventually making your way to them

see if we had a photo I could probably tell you that it's obviously a woman (or not)
there's certain tells

my genuine opinions are called bait and whenever i bait pretending to be a stupid rorke people reply agreeing with me
such is /brit/

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My manager went to a party last night and put this on the ol 'book earlier today, might do a cheeky tug to it

remember goyim, you NEED to go to uni
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1492540764353.jpg

>>73764924

spied on doggers from the bushes at a local spot. Watched the police turn up and have serious word with a them. very funny night.

>>73765146
lmao

>>73765088
*boipucci

>>73765219
Stop having dumb opinions then m8

>>73765028
You post arguments that you know will make people reveal their true colours.
>>73765195
How does it feel knowing that all white people are inherently racist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1K9roa4cc

can you really expect people who wipe their arse with their bare hands to smell good? you dont expect dogs to smell good so why these people?

>>73765035
They fucking are.

Seeing these tall as fuck non-manlets in Britain who are complete cowards is actually sickening. No wonder this nation is down the shitter. Good. Let it fucking die. Only cowards survive, WW1 and 2 cleared all the bravery out of Britain it seems.

>>73765220
looks like she's pooed herself a bit there lad

NEED an English bf.

>>73765219
it's a sign you should return to reddit if you need a safespace

>>73765227
ehhh
this doesn't really apply to most british universities
it's usually just the mentally ill londoners and people in brighton that do this

>>73765271
do you not see the irony in that post?

>>73765250
Dogs genuinely smell much better than brown people

>>73765219
Stop being smelly and brown then maybe people will take you seriously.

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>>73765182
>I'm an American adult and can intellectually run circles around most people.

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heres one for you /brit/

would you ever move to another country to live longterm?

If so, where to?

>>73765249

Why do you feel the need to infer that from a simple interaction between mother and child? They may simply not like dolls

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*sniffs the air*

smell that lads? smells like a taig

*dons balaclava and picks up feenometer*

don't worry, I'll flush him out in no time

>>73765315
Iceland

CLAIMED

>>73765260
please be in chester x

>>73765308
Lmao

>>73765315
Yes, Norway

>>73765258
all brave people nowadays are proud citizens of kekistan

>>73765315
australia or canada

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Vat'll be boss?

>>73765294
no, I don't. people disagree with each other all the time here. if you need a reddit safespace every time someone disagrees with you, you don't belong here

>>73765315
colombia

for the culo

>>73765302
Seriously, this. Also dogs are much nicer to be around. Spent two hours playing with my dog today but I've been ignoring texts from my Indian mate all week because I can't stand him talking like a fucking suburban niggers

>>73765383
4 cans of special brew on tick please

another spree shooting in the land of the free by the religion of peace

just a part of modern cosmopolitan living

keep calm
and
carry on ',;^))))))

>>73765315
Australia

>>73765383
ten grams of Amber Leaf please bossman

>>73765169
She's not wrong, glad I declined her then

>>73765216
Should I apologize tomorrow?

>>73765218
Pretty sure she is a loner at the bottom of the ladder
She's new

100% looks like a guy, just short, skinny and long hair

>>73765315
would love to do a rotation of 2 years around random cunts 2bh including developed and undeveloped ones

probably settle somewhere like canada, america or 'stralia

>>73765384
i don't mind people disagreeing with me, but telling me to go away because you don't like my opinions is defending your safe space lol

done with you Liam Cooper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRq_pRbtSM4

fresh tune

decent 2bh

>>73765405
agreed

>>73765413
They don't sell 10g's anymore

>all those lads who go tricked into replying to the paki freak

unfortunate

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>>73765315
I'm moving to Vietnam in 10 days

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>YEW FUCKIN TAIG BAST-

>>73765088
It's always the gay bashes who turn out to be closet fags.

Really gets the brain going

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HE'S HERE

>>73765383
tenner giffgaff top-up, fiver on the leccy key and a packet of minstrels ta boss

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>>73765352
I find this shit incredibly cringy

>>73765327
Nice mental gymnastics. Truly trying to convince yourself black people are liked and not just tolerated under political protection.
>>73765315
Yeah I'd move to Greece.

>>73765383

10 mayfair kingsize and some tick tacs my friend

You know how that shit go

>>73765457
Banging

>>73765463
I'm clever, aren't I?

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sister just uploaded this to bebo

>>73765458
>They don't sell 10g's anymore

absolute newtwat feck off

>>73765315
I UNIRONICALLY plan to move to Japan at least for a few years some time in the future

>>73765476
>abraham lopez

how very american

>>73765476
this is what happens in every "popular" movement.

>>73765436
>w-why are all my opinions called bait :( just agree with me dudes
it was a mere suggestion that you'd be happier if you went back to your home website

>>73765509
Your sister is a slag!

>>73765383
Brum you are are the colour of poo

>>73765509
What's she touching?

Quite interesting how ive had this rorke trailing me and reacting angrily to my friendly statements.

*writes in notebook*

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>>73765526

>>73765463
oh I knew it was him anyway

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>>73765526

>>73765554
i don't mind people disagreeing, as i said, just find it funny that when i deliberately try to make stupid posts people agree with them, you usually included

>>73765315

switzerland, italy or hungary

>>73765526
alright Ken-sama

>>73765418
tell me more about your life

going to have a nice, long, slow wank. might slip something up my bum too, we'll see

xx

>>73765526
kek

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

>>73764689
india/pakistan speak english because the british were there for several hundred years
they admire the UK and have a propensity to want to move to the it, compared to say france or whatever (they get algerians)

pretty funny and a bit sad that brum still posts here

and still posts his boring bait

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>>73765526

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you wake up in the Northern Powerhouse

so here we are then
the so-called "lads"

>>73765596
>i don't mind people disagreeing
you seem like you do based on how you were whining people think your posts are bait

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>>73765648

I declare the Workers Republic on Mancunia

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>>73765648
ah yes liverpool

>>73765654
*ignores you*

so lads here we all are then!

>>73765648
time to hit up the local Gregg's with my charms

>>73765614
enjoy it x

>>73765338
>your Russian master says you're grounded because your blowjob was toothy today
Better luck next time

>>73765260
h-hi...

>>73765636
it's a bit sad that anyone posts here really

>>73765709
Poof

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How can Labour even compete?

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 46% (+2)
LAB: 25% (-1)
LDEM: 11% (+1)
UKIP: 8% (-3)
GRN: 4 (-)

(via ICM / 18 Apr, post-1100hrs)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/854366216370212865

>>73765636
He genuinely thinks he's liked and posts with no punctuation because he doesn't want to be tailed

>>73765606
Check out my blog
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com

Today was OK at work except I was rude to a few customers and I forgot my lunch so bought a 400 cal chicken salad sandwich

Eating chicken pasta for dinner

>>73765577
You're nice

>>73765227
Not really a fan of ATK. Much prefer We Are Hairy or Naughty Natural.

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got an assessment centre in 2 weeks

still have nightmares from the last one

>>73765571
>>73765580
>>73765603
>>73765619
>>73765644
Enjoy the encroaching multicultural hell while I come home to my qt traditionalist azn wife nerds

>>73765315
yes
literally argentina
>>73765466
hey i remember you! congrats on finally doing it mate x

>>73765739
please post a pic of your ugly fucking mug

>>73765753
inform us of the events that took place friend

>>73765739
no post about your life here

>>73765731
Corbyn will close the gap, insha'allah

>>73765757
>he thinks Japanese women are traditional
Retard

>>73765733
>>73765636
th-thanks guys
i recognise your posts too

Fuck lads its pretty worrying that there's so much hate crime etc going around these days...News is full of it. Then I come on here-which isn't even /pol/ or anything, and there's constant slurs like "paki" being thrown around, ignorance and xenophobia abound.

>>73765757
>traditionalist azn wife
>marrying a baka gaijin
really goggins the noggin

Find it absolutely hilarious that we have radicilised pooaboo into a white supremacist and he is the colour of shite

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>>73765739
filtered

How much of a runt do you need to be to smoke cigs?

Piece of shit beside me smells god awful

>>73765757
Do one gook lover

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This is an American man.

>>73765648
I live in Liverpool and have never seen this.

my great-grandad and his mates (that lived) all rebuilt each others homes that were bombed by the germans.

dont see any syrians doing that.

>>73765757
fat, sweaty fingers typed this post

>>73765811
Fuck off paki nigger jew

>>73765503
wagwan

>>73765774
Soon

>>73765796
I'll post today blog entry in about an hour and copy and paste it here

>>73765823
It's not funny, I'm glad

You helped me open my eyes

Thank you

>>73765782
>*tries to think of a funny r/4chan tier screenshot story*
>*can't *

>tells the truth
nowt lad i passed, but i just felt ridiculously panicked during it and felt like i wanted to jump out a window

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1BjgjW-ti0
chicken nigger

>latest unreleased Ashcroft polls have Lib Dems at a 5 point leader over the Conservative party, insiders calling the phenomenon a 'yellow surge'

>>73765757
enjoy being a social outcast and never truly recognised as Japanese, working in a suicide-inducing rat race that makes ours look like heaven by comparison

>>73765466
are you the philosoleaf?

hmm

odds on corbyn are 7 to 1

Two simple sentences give double figure (You) count

>>73765886
Just eating to forget about my day

North or South lads? I'd say south because it's much richer and has nicer cities

don't ever see myself getting a bf lads, very lonely tbqh

>>73765871
oh just fuck off rorke the war isn't even over yet

>>73765823

>Mentally ill person becomes a white supremacist

made me think

Decided to start a blog, so I have “something” to show for my waste of a life.

Woke up today at 10.30am and masturbated while thinking of my former flatmates castrating me and forcing me to be their sissy maid.

>>73765883
You've demonstrated my point delightfully, well done. Britain is broken. We need to fix attitudes.

>>73765916
lol I love black people xD they're so awesome and cool
he needs to make a vid on how he defied all odds against the white male patriarchy and made it on youtube

>tfw legit don't hold any coherent political views except vague mistrust of the government

watching casey neistat

im not proud of it but its what im doing and you cant stop me

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>>73765845
women smoking is the hottest thing ever friendo

>>73765988

yes

If you don't vote lib dem you have a small willy

We need to fix attitudes lads, not borders

>>73765963
Scotland iah.

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brown gf

>>73765979
Rasheed

>>73765950
Is this what the average girl in Britain looks like? If so then I may have a chance

http://www.strawpoll.me/12776000/

>>73765969
Lazy excuse

>>73765979
Fix it by deporting people like you

>>73765950
2,1,3,4

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492386534904.webm

this is kinda hot

>>73766019
Looks sexy but then you realise how fucking awful cigarette smoke smells.

why exactly are black people so violent?

>>73765997
I used to do this

>watch youtubers that I regarded as contemptible narcissists


Maybe the spite was cathartic, or maybe I just had nothing interesting going on in my own life. hhhmmm

>>73766058
Those are the better looking ones.

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>>73766019
>Claws for nails
Does anyone find this attractive? It's fucking revolting

>>73765911
2bh you're the only paki I like on /brit/ because you're a rorke

>>73766058
Yeah but not if you're fat. Say what you want about British birds but they don't like fatties

>>73765970
Not even really a white supremicist

Just wish I was white and think the world would be happier and better if we were all white

Also hate pakis

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guess which one is me lads ;) x

>>73766108
girls are vapid cunts

Thoughts on 4k?

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>>73766085
low intelligence mainly and http://conservative-headlines.com/2012/06/does-maoa-gene-make-black-people-more-violent/

probably the happiest person on /brit/ desu

>>73765963
North Wales
>>73766114
Good post you baffling weirdo

I am the only man in a world full of apes

>>73765855
yeah and?

>>73766141
which is why i stick to boys ;)

>>73766085

ghettos and confirmation bias

>>73766194
Bit gay

>>73766136
The autist behind the camera

I am the only ape in a world full of men

got three words that leave the rorkes, rasheeds and the establishment shaking in their boots
>lib
>dem
>majority

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Thinking mans fetish

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>>73766081
bollocks are literally like fucking pancakes

>>73766136
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VAPID WHORES

Eating leftover easter egg

>>73766243
stinking mans fetish more like

>>73766085
They're not, this is a very 2d view. Have you ever read guns germs and steel? It's a good book, explains how things have ended up so unevenly very well.

>>73766270
you fat porker

>>73766194
they're so much more fun ;^)

>>73766155
bloody racist

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oi mate

let us lend yer fone

>>73766296
Only had 400 calories for lunch

>>73766243
would love that (and a hundred more) extinguished on my delicate scrotum