Canadian-American War edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyZQUEMZlCU
i want fedora posters and gays to leave
>i want fedora posters and gays to leave
Yesterday I felt good.
Today I don't.
Life is a cruel bitch.
Need a gf
How come r9k gets girls and this place is full of nothing but faggots
I fucking hate faggots
>>73762217
try drinking alcohol until you feel good
First for best 40
>>73762409
>pierced nipples
>>73762422
Get a Job jamal
>>73762527
>tfw have a job at a law firm
>tfw not Jamal
>tfw still drink Cobras
You will not squash my youthful ways
2 more nights of work until my off week starts
>>73762582
You can take jamal out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of jamal
>>73762707
Good post but I'm still not Jamal.....................
>>73762422
Looks disgusting
>>73762582
I feel like I will end like you, just replace the cobras with liquor and law with engineering. Are you still ok?
i want fatties to stop being so gosh darn fat and disgusting all the dang time
>>73761895
When?
>>73762794
Tyring ? Hector?
>>73762811
I don't drink hard anymore. Ran into problems with it.
Does amazon prime have a phone app for streaming like netflix?
Thinking of getting it so I can watch movies at work again.
>>73762955
Yup
if you don't watch anime you are a feminist
>1080p monitor for the first time in 4 years
>144hz too
feels nice desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM59gLWjYOU
>>73761895
>21st century
>that many kills outside battle
Attrition is that bad anymore lad.
>>73763125
Cut off the maple syrup and seize Tim Hortons and Canadians die easy
>>73763125
"casualties" doesn't mean "killed"
crippling, severe or intense injuries are casualties.
>>73763192
DELETE this we do not need canadians knowing of our schemes
If Canada starts some shit, we flood Winnipeg
feeling sad today
me too
I'm CRAZY !!
Maybe weedman died
Last text he sent was that he was waiting for his girl
Do you think trolley problems can happen in real life? Or do they only happen in the world of thought experiments?
>>73764096
Proof?
>>73764397
Weedman?
my sister baked me cookies
>>73764615
Think she's coming onto you bro
>>73764466
My weedman
Haven't heard anything else from him since yesterday
>>73764661
no it's for my bday
>>73764724
shes definitely coming on you, bro
>>73764662
I see now. He's like the milkman.
>>73764661
My sister made me a Easter nest with candy and a video game. What do you think about it?
>>73763793
Feel free to do it anyway
>>73764724
Wouldn't be surprised if she tried to give you a reacharound in the family room
>>73764828
>I see now. He's like the milkman
Yeah, more or less.
>>73764785
>>73764946
nope. already in a committed relationship with my cat. not an incestfag.
>>73765020
I he a friend?
>>73765113
It's not about what you want, it's about what she wants
The fact that this thread is dead is making this empty feeling inside me worse.
>>73765237
No, ex-coworker's cousin who I don't interact with outside of deals
I haven't even smoked in like a month and a half either, wanted to get a dime bag to enjoy myself for a day but it looks like that's not gonna happen
>>73765377
It's just slow.
*hugs the leaf*
what should i get from penn station
chicken parmasean with added peperoni?
just noticed another button on my mouse but I can't figure out what it does
hmmmm
>>73765377
Throughout the continent it's either time to commute home or time to have lunch; things will pick up in a couple hours
>>73765489
find the model of your mouse and get the software that lets you rewire the buttons
>>73765489
you should have m1 (left click) m2 (right click) m3 (scroll wheel click)
if you have an m4 and m5, those are page forward/page back on a web browser.
if you have anything else, it's either bound to something special using your mouse drivers, or it adjusts mouse sensitivity
>>73765479
Chicken teriyaki is all u need f@m
>>73761895
But everyone says we would surrender immediately.
>>73765377
>tfw cum grew up and have jobs and normal lives now
RIP cum
gordito perrito
You know you're gonna have a good conversation when you walk into a barbershop and fox news is playing, military stuff is everywhere, and free beer is in the fridge.
>>73765694
bit grim
>>73765694
thats not a dog. Thats not a dog at all. Who are you trying to fool?
>>73765579
I have a mouse that has a DPI switch too. "DPI" is written on the switch.
>>73765694
that's a big quesadilla
>>73765446
No
I KNOW I STAND IN LINE UNTIL YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE TIME TO SPEND AN EVENING WITH ME
im lonely
>>73766263
>Amerilonelies
I've seen you with your hair down at least five times
And always wondered
what makes a man commit crimes?
But even I would sometimes
If it weren't for the likes of you
Hahaha
>>73766228
>>73766289
Please
>>73766016
"DPI" means divisions per inch, which refers to the sensitivity of the sensor
not a very good post
>>73766326
>dude, like, immigrant fertility goes down over time nothing to worry worry about, you're just bein' racist bro
>countries with the highest rates of going religious to atheist AND have many birthrates below replacement
>all being flooded by hyper-religious refugees that bear a minimum of 3 kids
>be american
>get shart
CANNOT BE FABRICATED
Why doesn't walmart sell diet Arizona tea anymore?
>>73766426
>meanwhile leftist publications write opinion pieces about how this is actually a good thing
Truly we live in the Camp of Saints timeline
I think everyone should be a little bit nicer to each other
>tfw big-booty CHI gf
>>73766511
I think so also
>>73763090
yes
>>73766511
No, frigg off bud
Hahaha :۸)
>>73766609
k y s you fucking shit stain
Maybe we should ship the migrants to Papua New Guinea desu together with all members of big parties.
>>73766578
You frig off too bud
ITT:
solutions to the chicano problem
>>73766693
Back the fuck off????
>>73766704
Make california a giant reservation.
>>73766704
calexit
>>73766750
You mean new mexico
>>73766704
Give me a quick rundown on quebec
>>73766944
They live in their own little world, best not to disturb it.
>>73765417
what kind of shit tier dealer do you have that deals dimebags
>>73766609
so this... is the power... of the british columbian powerhouse...
bought an AR buds
>>73766944
>known to be in contact with the trudeaus
>control world banks
>said to be connected to french-speaking aliens
>able to generate hydroelectric power with their minds
>US has a population of 320 million people from all corners of the world
Immigration was a mistake
>>73767051
calling the mounties
>2012 was 4 years ago
>>73767051
Good man. Now you get to roleplay as an American during weekends
>>73767136
t. Tecumseh Eagle-Horse, Ghost Shirt priest of the People's River
>>73767203
2012 was five years ago, friend.
>>73767203
I remember this exact pepe from 2012 and roughly the same text along with it.
If only we appreciated how far back in the past 2012 was back then...
>It's literally almost 2020
>>73767203
2050 is closer now than 1980
>>73767342
Esus
Osub
In 9 years I'm 30.
>>73767459
I read your post as "I'm 9" at first
haha little baby Canadians
I'm closer to my 40th birthday than my birth
>>73767022
He doesn't, when I asked yesterday he said I'd have to get a couple grams at least and I said fine
He was set to bring it by and then just stopped responsing out of blue
>>73767203
>it's 2017
>i still don't have a job
>i've been in university non-stop since 2008
>i'm still a virgin
>the beta uprising never happened
i turn 21 in just a couple months
Um try again sweetie
I feel bad cause I ran into someone while I was running. They were staring at their phone and walking... but I still feel bad. I didn't apologize
>>73767761
you were in the right
Spring sucks. So many pretty girls but I have too much spaghetti to say anything. Plus the qt brown girl hasn't showed up at the study placein the past however many weeks
apologies to anyone I upset last night with my unabashed drunkeness
>man screaming allahu ackbar! kills 3 people in fresno,CA
>>73768028
hm this really religions my peace
crystals are beneath me
>Leader of ‘Cal-Exit’ Drops Bid for California to Secede, Instead Moves to Russia
>turns out the left were the ones being controlled by Russia the entire time
sweet sweet ironing
>>73767203
2070 is closer than 1990. 1980 was 50 years ago.
>>73768188
it depends on what level of right wing you're on.
mainstream conservatives would agree with you.
pol would wish the cal-exit guy succeeded instead of running away to cause Cali to secede
>>73768289
The point is the guy was clearly controlled by Russia to try and destabilize US politics, exactly what the left has been claiming about Trump.
>tfw I accidentally drank piss
When will this ___exit meme end
>>73761895
Just jetted off to something p gay
>>73768410
___exit-exit when???
i have arrived in your thread
>>73768346
I'm glad you don't have extra flags so you can't see who I am and characterize me as dumb every time you see me
>>73768407
Take better care next time.
>>73768468
I do have extra flags tho
>>73768490
>>73768490
It was inside a can so I couldn't tell
>>73768510
what is my flag then
I MISSED MY CAR ROLLING OVER 250K TODAY
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT THE WHOLE MONTH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73768410
____exitgate when
>>73768465
Hello Australia. I'm Switzerland.
>>73768530
Thou needst to concentrate better.
>>73768619
>250K
Congratulations.
>>73768619
:^)
stressed about grad school, bois.
please like and subscribe to my blog
https://boards.4chan.org/int/cum
lol
I am confus
2+3 = ?
halp
I'm watching anime again
I need help
Anyone here have trouble focusing/learning the most basic things if you're not around people you feel comfortable with?
What's /cum/ listening to r/n?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APrpB-i4d_E
>>73768848
fox has the best blurbs
>>73768929
which one?
>>73768945
loud as fuck AC vents
>>73768961
shimoneta
Fucking /ita/, /polska/, and /deutsch/ all have some stupid anime bullshit as their edition right now, it is disgusting
Guys I heard /brit/ was talking shit about us
What should we do?
>>73769021
shimoneta is a great anime
10/10 choice
>>73769078
who cares what they have to say?
>>73769032
But anime is cool, isn't it?
>>73769032
Weebs come from all walks of life..... especially faggy foreigners
>>73769119
yes
VERDAMMT OREO
i want anime manchildren to leave
Any other females here?
this kills the placer
What are some good manimes?
>>73769189
i'm female without the "fe"
>>73769170
>>73769170
Placer will never find love
>>73769167
Don't you like OreImo?
>>73769227
Lupin III of course
>>73769290
hey now thats a bit rude
>>73769227
Jojo
I wanna be the strongest
Gundam Wing/Seed/IBO/OG/00, G
Lupin III
Bible Black
>all these Canadian teams in the playoffs
Just shoot me
>>73769312
a SHIT
>>73762409
>wonders why a general is gay
>>73769227
Boku no Pico ist often recommended but I don't know how it is.
Is Oklahoma really Texas' Mexico?
Actually oreo is old and busted
sagiri is new hotness
>>73769376
I liked it but I forgot to finish it. Why didn't you like it?
>>73769401
No that'd be Mexico
>>73769433
because he has bad tastes (in everything)
>>73769414
oreos taste good motherfucker
Watching the new Steve 2bh
>>73767587
>i've been in university non-stop since 2008
>>73769455
10/10 taste in everything*
Me on left
>>73767587
join the military
>>73768028
>A gunman with an apparent dislike of white people and government killed three people in downtown Fresno, California, on Tuesday, before he was taken into custody while shouting "Allahu Akhbar," police said.
Your niggers really have been nigging lately
>>73767587
>>i've been in university non-stop since 2008
what have you been doing
>>73769512
"Nice"
But I don't want the stuff from the picture and instead a decades old freeze-dried beef stew.
>>73769412
Hmm
>>73769562
it's what they do
I should print a chart of my life until I'm 30 that has 365 boxes per year.
>>73769562
Kill whypeepol
>wasted some german's time in xbox for almost an hour
Who else /doinggodswork/
>>73769638
It's like they sense they aren't in the news enough lately so they immediately go out and shoot some old dindu in the head or go on a rampage in Fresno.
Sit back, getting my dick sucked, by the neighborhood hoe.
>>73769839
gross man, you should have that kind of relationship with your mom/sister
>>73769839
THIIIICCCCC
>>73769839
My first kiss was with the neighborhood hoe
>>73767587
You aren't trying hard enough
>>73769904
How old were you? What was it like? How cute was she?
gonna listen to frank sinatra
>>73770015
Ok dad
AHHH FRANK SINATRA
drink so much they call my johnny 40-hands
I ran 4km non stop because I felt pissed off. I feel like I could have ran more, but I realized I needed to take a show and get high
>>73769562
As soon as a cop sneezes on a black guy hits the news everyone will forget about these chumps
>>73763793
Then we block the St.Lawrence river so any cities around the Great Lakes would have an economic crisis
I have this disgusting fetish where I fantasize about a girl liking me
I've never told anyone this
>>73770015
bluuuue mooon
>>73769954
I was like 15, she was like 13
She had already given a few guys blowjobs at age 13. She constantly flashed people. She was pretty hot
>>73767539
I am closer to my 50th birthday than my own birth
hmmm
what do gf's feel like?
>>73770126
me 2
then we make jokes poke each other and kiss on the bed
>>73770126
You need to take some medication for those delusions anon. I am.
>>73770216
I've been driving longer than I've been alive
>>73770263
I keep seeing these signs in people's lawns in my neighbourhood
hasn't yet convinced me to stop being racist.
>>73770126
>>73770263
Not sure, I've only had waifus
>>73770317
ah yes toronto
>>73770323
>>73770140
of kentucky keep on shinin
>>73770356
Only thing I've learned from this is that meme addiction leads to baldness
>>73770356
The famed American education?
>>73770434
Blue moon, keep on a-shinin' bright
>>73770126
sometimes i have a dream where a girl likes me.
then i wake up, and i'm sad
>>73770445
british actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS9Lkpj9DF4
what does /cum/ look like?
>>73770480
>you will never ace 4chan 101
>>73770525
Are you a Germanboo?
>>73770525
me
>>73770525
yellowish white
>>73770445
this can't be real
>>73770525
Me at Yankees stadium
>>73770525
tall, white, black/brown eyes, short dirty blond hair, lithe/muscular build, upright posture, stoic/autistic neutral expression, prominent cheekbones, sunken eyes, prominent brow, smooth face/no facial hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aItpjF5vXc
>>73770525
>tfw I was the popular girl in school
>>73770356
>>73770445
>people put themselves into debt for this
oh boy
>>73770525
>black guy kills ex GF and 8 years old in an elementary school in the most gun controlled state
Meh
>Black guy Livestreams himself shooting random guy in the head
Booring
>Black Muslim yells Allahu ahkbar and kills 3 while saying God hates whites. Also suspected of killing 3 others the past week
Lameo alert
>Sikh gets turban knocked off at the end of a taxi ride because he was mistaken for a Muslim
WHITE SUPREMACY HAS GONE TOO FAR. HATE SPEECH IS NOT FREE SPEECH
>>73770263
Like a hairless dog
>>73770562
going for that opiate addict look
>>73770549
natsoc
>>73770525
>>73770480
I know that guy kek, he wrote a whole paper about it.
>>73770476
Take an antipsychotic before bedtime, your dreams will be less fanciful
Can somebody tell me if summer is too hot to go to Zion national park or is it manageable?
>>73770539
>>73770568
>>73770602
>not taking meme classes
>>73770677
For a Brit like yourself, yes
For normal people, no
>>73770525
>>73770677
It'll be over 30 c.
>>73770635
wow rude. i've had gfs before
>>73770677
It'll be fine, been there myself many times.
>>73770706
>not enlisting in the meme army instead
>celcius
>>73770706
jesus christ, I'd giggle if not for the type of people taking these courses and the money spent on them
>>73770706
>sage is a downvote
Who wrote this? Was it Reddit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egY8rUpxqcE
wasted 4 years of my life in there
>>73770823
>>73770827
This is a quality text, I will not accept any insults to it.
Whatever happened to 7chan?
>>73763090
Whats cute(1)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_MzRxDUeMI
>>73770823
man I like your flag
>>73770873
that book seems like the kinda book you want to read but you know is shit, kinda like those fish wrapper tabloids you see at cash registers
>>73770742
Hope you dont mean on just the game cause otherwise im there right now
>>73770907
>You are feeling young and free. Literally, because you don't have any exams and you just turned 20
>>73770907
>well done pepe! isnt that a reason to be happy?
why is this so cute
I'm a Taurus
What about you? Would we be compatible?
>>73770873
>4chan
>"few normal people are actually on it"
The text was possibly written by a troll from Reddit
>>73770938
thanks friendo, I like your state
>his uni isnt going to be on the news tomorrow
>>73770987
whats the template for this
>>73770929
>ADL finna steal our memes
not on my watch
the sky is grey outside and the lightbulb of my room died
need some sad music to go with this atmosphere. buds
>>73770981
>he doesn't know what this is
Hello Mr. Newfag!
Will u watch the pepe adult swim show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAIiS5n8phg
>>73771021
NIN - ghosts
>>73771047
this is a good song
>>73770977
Yes
very compatible
>>73771054
they're trying to kill him off like they did doge
once memes go mainstream, they die
will pepe be strong enough?
>>73771088
what's your sign
>>73771004
here u go fren, just templated it for you
>>73771106
It's not real pham
>>73770706
>sage
>sah-jay
>>73771106
Pepe has been mainstream now for years but we managed to bring him back from the normie hordes. Same will happen again.
At the very least retard pepe will always be safe.
>>73771106
doge was a shit meme
>>73762409
Because whenever a girl shows up here you complete tools turn into CB
>>73770977
>Virgos will pull away, get lost, turn to substance abuse, or simply separate from other people to sit on the bench, criticize and judge.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHY IS THIS SHIT ACCURATE
>>73771148
Are you doubting the quality of meme education?
>>73771119
thanks
Hey guys, wonderful weather we're having here
This is a shitty thread, someone do something interesting or funny pls
>>73771160
much bullshit,
so wrong,
Wow
why are penises different sizes and shapes?
I'll make the new thread, ok?
>>73765694
You did it wrong faggot
Think twice before stealing my memes
>>73771213
go watch the x files
>>73771180
have fun
>>73771223
abhorrentest post all day
>>73762409
You don't want 'em. Look at what happened to /r9k/ it may as well be r*ddit now.
>>73764466
>Do you think trolley problems can happen in real life? Or do they only happen in the world of thought experiments?
The point of the problems isn't to present a realistic scenario, but to help question a basis of ethics. That's why often they'll include a problem of pushing a fat man onto the tracks to stop a train after the traditional one of redirecting it.
>>73771297
absolutely horrible
>Taurus takes pleasure in what they have. Unless other factors in their chart indicate a restless seeking or indecisiveness about what they want, they are earthy, settled individuals who are confident in what they have and comfortable with their lives. They don’t get mad easily. They know how to enjoy life.
>are confident
>They don’t get mad easily
>They know how to enjoy life.
Lordy lord lord
>>73771316
>>73771279
what drives a man to do this
>>73770977
Taurus is a shit sign. Fire signs are the only good signs.
>>73770117
I have bad news for you...